Micro Channel Architecture: proof that there ARE bozos on this buss.
PASCAL is a French sex position involving cheese.
Bah! Park a tank on their face if they can't take a joke!
Damn!  I wish I was your tagline.
The thing I like best about cats: THEY DON'T BARK!!
Tagline Fu.  Three stars.  Joe Bob says check it out...
÷÷ øùúà ÷÷ The Undersea Tagline of Jacques Cousteau.
Been there, read that, stole the tagline.
UFO's are real.  It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!
Bordello with a modem: A "baudy house"
Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art
The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer!
Cancan girls do it for kicks...
79› for a box of Banana Walrus Wafers? That's a SCANDAL!