BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?   HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline.   Toot toot Tootsie, Goodbye!   Data  What a long, strange trip it's been!  "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "Aren't you supposed to be dead?" -Kirk ST:II "Boy, Data, you look great in a push-up bra!" - Riker "Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan "Captain, I need to kill someone." - Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf "Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew. "Cut life support to all quarters with children" - Picard "Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien DS9 "Data enjoys a lot of confusion, Jean-Luc." - Deanna "Data! I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted." "Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind." -Kirk "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... "Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk "Everybody remember where we parked". -- Adm. Kirk, STIV "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. "Fascinating." Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny. "Fire, Mr. Worf!" [Worf picks up extinguisher] "Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard?"  Q "Hat? What hat? That's a helipad for munchkins." Guinan "He's DEAD, Jim. Get his ears." - Spock "How can you be deaf with ears like that?" - McCoy "How do I set my phaser to tickle?" "I don't kill my enemies: I slime them!" - Odo "I dont steal Taglines, I assimilate them!" - Hugh "I protest, Captain! I am not a merry man!" - Worf "I survived torture. I'm ready to date Lwaxana." -Picard "I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared. "I'm all ears, hooman!" - DaiMon Perot "I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira "I'm the Doctor... gotta love me!" - Bashir "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein "It IS the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Captain!" - Data "Klingons choose their friends very carefully" - Guinan "Mister Worf, show these children the airlock." - Picard "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye Captain. 300 dpi?" "My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey "My name is Crusher. Where's Ensign Walnut?" - Beverly "No good buys, just amenities."  Yar at the mall "Number One, buy me a Pontiac!"  Picard "Scotty, beam us aboard". "Aye, sir. Will a 2x4 do?" "Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids..." "Stop smirking Number One." - Picard "Swab the poop deck, raise the mizzenmast!" - Picard "Take my Worf, please!" - Data (The Outrageous Okana) "Tennis is irrelevant." - Bjorn Borg "That's not a tagline! It's Odo!" - Sisko "What's up, Doc?" - Ensign Bugs to Crusher "Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!" - Bashir # of Vulcans needed to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000 #1 BORG Hit Parade "We all sleep in a single subroutine" #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA..... * <- Tribble  <- Tribble on drugs * <- Tribble  <- Teenage mutant ninja tribble * <- Tribble <- Cloaked Tribble * <- Tribble # <- Electrocuted tribble. * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Meeting Borg * <- Tribble *' <- Tribble with an attitude * <- Tribble *- <- Tribble after male augmentation * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble bandleader! * <- Tribble */ <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing * <- Tribble */ \* <- Tribbles swordfighting * <- Tribble */^ <- Tribble tipping hat * <- Tribble *8 <- Tribble and mama out for stroll * <- Tribble *\ |--| /* <- Tribble polevaulting * <- Tribble *\\ <- Tribble Going Skiing * <- Tribble *^ <- Tribble Praying * <- Tribble *} - | <- Tribble Archery * <- Tribble *¿ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane * <- Tribble *Ù <- Tribble Snorkelling * <- Tribble *ý <- Squared tribbles * <- Tribble ,*, <- Tribble with legs showing * <- Tribble ,*ô <- Tribble peg-leg with cane * <- Tribble -*-*-*-*- <- Tribble kabob * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after a haircut * <- Tribble 0 <- Pregnant Tribble * <- Tribble <*> <- Tribble with shields up * <- Tribble o <- Bald Tribble. * <- Tribble o <- Jean Luc Tribble * <- Tribble o*o <- Tribble bicycling * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * <- Tribble \*/ <- Tribble giving up to mugger * <- Tribble ^“^ <- Viking Tribble * <- Tribble _ <- drunk tribble * <- Tribble _ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble ~*~ <- Tribble in heaven * <- Tribble ‘ <- after the wash cycle * <- Tribble “ <- Bald tribble after hairclub vis * <- Tribble ”ð <- Tribble listening to rock music * <- Tribble ”ð <- Tribble on a windy day. * <- Tribble <- Tribble doing jumping jacks * <- Tribble ®*¯ <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble ° <- Tribble in Transporter. * <- Tribble ÍÍ------ <- Tribble-kabob * <- Tribble å <- Baby Tribble with bottle * <- Tribble è <- Tribble in cap and gown * <- Tribble è <- Tribble Sandwich * <- Tribble é <- Tribble after big dinner * <- Tribble é <- Tribble after Biology lab * <- Tribble ê <- Tribble wearing condom * <- Tribble ë <- Hare Krishna Tribbles * <- Tribble í <- Tribble with a hula hoop * <- Tribble ð <- dissected tribble * <- Tribble ø <- Tribble after a close shave * <- Tribble þ<  oð oð <- Tribbles and Rock! * * * <- Tribbles    <- Tribbles on drugs * * * <- Tribbles    <- teenage mutant ninja tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Cloaked tribbles * * * <- Tribbles *' *' *' <- Tribbles with an attitud * * * <- Tribbles *Ù *Ù *Ù <- Tribbles snorkelling. * * * <- Tribbles *ý *ý *ý <- Squared tribbles * * * <- Tribbles . . . <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Bald tribbles * * * <- TribbleS o o o <- Tribbles after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles oð oð oð <- Tribbles on a windy day * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- after fight with Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles _ _ _ <- Tribbles Meet Godzilla * * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven * * * <- Tribbles ‘ ‘ ‘ <- after the wash cycle * * * <- Tribbles ‘ ‘ ‘ <- Tribbles after the wash * * * <- Tribbles “ “ “ <- after hairclub visit * * * <- Tribbles ™ð ™ð ™ð <- Tribbles on a windy day. * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles doing jumping jacks * * * <- Tribbles ³ ³ ³ <- after being stuck in elevator * * * <- Tribbles é é é <- Tribbles after Biology lab * * * <- Tribbles ê ê ê <- Tribbles wearing condoms * * * <- Tribbles ë ë ë <- Hare Krishna Tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ì ì ì <- Tribbles on drugs. * * * <- Tribbles í í í <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles ð ð ð <- dissected tribbles * * * <- Tribbles ø ø ø <- Minimized Tribbles. * * * <- Tribbles ù ù ù <- Tribbles after a haircut * * * <- Tribbles ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ <- Tribbles in heaven. * . . . . . <- Tribble Mother and Young * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla *****************Dang*Tribbles****************** ***ÄÄ*** <Ä Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. */ \* <- Tribble Olympics: Fencing. */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight *// *// *// <- Tribbles Going Skiing *8 *8 *8 <- Tribbles and mamas out for a stroll. *> - | <- Tribble Archery *\\ *\\ *\\ <- Tribbles Going Skiing *^ *^ <- Tribbles Praying *}- <- Tribble Olympics: Archery *¿ <- Grandpa Tribble with his cane *Ù *Ù <- Tribbles Snorkelling *ëéèåí Darn! Only one thoroughbred Tribble left! 2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same" <-*-o-*-o-*-o-*-o-*--- Tribble & onion kabob.  Riker A filthy Data is Gunked, hosed down and sand blasted. A Mogwai is simply a highly evolved Tribble. A surprised Data is propositioned by the E's Computer. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A victim of a prank, Geordi puts a banana over his eyes Actually it is an interplanetary greeting. After much thought Picard assumes the bowling ball phase. Air Geordis  TNG Footwear All right who's been cooking hot dogs in the Warp Drive? All right, set phasers to deep fat fry! And look....no split ends!  Worf And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh... Au contraire, mon capitan! HE'S BAAAACK!!!  Q BARK! BARK! ...and you stay out of mine.  Beverly Be wewy wewy quiet...I'm hunting Womulins!! Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat me, whip me, make me write Tribble taglines. Being one man too many, Ensign Extra is booted off the E. Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on. Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye! Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a  Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a  Taglines are irrelevent. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. Borg.Com found! (A)ssimilate (C>hange channel Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Borgasm, n. The ecstacy of being assimilated. BorgDOS 5.0: Assimilate another (Y/N)? Borger King: Have it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BUFFERS=7 FILES=5, 2nd Down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go! Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant. C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ Canadian DOS prompt: EH?\> Canadian DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" [y/n] Captain ... one ... harmless ... little ... Tribble? Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds! Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons. Captain, stop staring at my chest!  Troi Captain, we have engaged dataschlurp mode! Caution - Moose crossing ahead ÈÊÊÊʼ Clinton Borg  Inhaling is irrelevant. Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired. Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.  Soren Computer, microwave decks 5-10 until piping hot. BEEP! Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.  O'Brien Computers ARE the future? Oh the future looks grim! Copy from another: plagiarism. Copy from many: research. Counselor, can I, uh, use your com-badge?  Riker Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow  Wesley CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes. Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!! Darn! Out of tribble tags! Darn! Still out of tribble tags. Data becomes vilently ill with a computer virus. DATA COMPRESSION: What You Get When You Squish An Android Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better! Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer. DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat?  Troi Data/Spock '96  the Logical Choice! Dax: just another slug with a pretty face.... Deanna tries to read my mind and sees taglines. Deanna tries to read Picard's mind and sees Pontiac. Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed?  Riker Deanna, I have been having these dreams....  Data Did Qmodem originate in the Q continuum? Distance is irrelevant.  Pythagoras of Borg Do androids dream of electric sheep? Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there.  Geordi Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing!  Kirk Dust-balls: The cheap man's Tribble Earth- Mostly Harmless (HHGTG 2nd ed.) Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong! Ensign Singer... Make it sew. Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution.... Ensign, engage datasuck mode! Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny. Excited, Spock opens a box full of pointy ear tips. First contact missions mean virgin planets!  Riker Friday the 13th Pt. 25  Jason takes the Enterprise! From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee!  Khan From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc. Frostbite Falls Minnesota, home of Watsa Matta U. Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991 Shakka, when the walls fell. Giddyup, Beverly!  Picard Give it to Riker- he'll eat anything! Graduate of Darth Vader School of Personnel Management He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong? He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace.  Geordi He's bluffing. He wouldn't shoot the nose. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his watch! He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's DEAD, Jim. Tell the Klingons that dinner is served Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tribble out of my hat! Hey, Worf! I hooked Data up to a Modem... wanna see? Honor has nothing to do with it. Bend over.  Picard How come I can never find Troi when I'm angry at her? How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? I *like* unmitigated gall.  Worf I am Bugs Bunny of Borg. What's up, Collective? I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess! I am Homer of Borg, prepare to be assim... Ooh, donuts. I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be.....ooooh donuts... I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man! I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I can't believe it. I've heard of this disease.  Beverly I didn't mean to blow up the Academy building!  Wesley I don't care if you don't like my ponytail!  Worf I don't steal taglines, I replicate them. I found my Trill... On Daxberry Hill.. I had no idea you were such a cad. I'm impressed.  Q I have a saddle too, Jean-Luc....  Beverly I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco. I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion  Kirk I said Crusher, NOT Crush her! Worf to his brother Kurn. I'm not a Vulcan, but I play one on TV  Leonard Nimoy I'm too sexy for my head.  Worf Is it true that you can take any form? þ Bashir to Odo Is that a tribble on your head or is this a Bad Hair day? Is that toupe or is a TRIBBLE on your head? It is...It is......It is green.  Data It's Ensign Flintstone, Jim... He's FRED!!! It's Ensign Pillsbury! He's BREAD, Jim! Jean-Luc Picard and Mister Clean: Separated at birth? Jean-Luc, I love it when you're boring.  Beverly Kirk's Motto: If you can bang it, it ain't dead! Klingon adaptation of Earth sport: Full-contact golf. Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..." Klingon vessel uncloaking....or is it Odo? Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed! Locutus to Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevant. Locutus to replicator: Pennzoil, 40 weight, hot. Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)? Make me breakfast, and perhaps I'll consider it.  Troi May the Farce be with you! McBorg'ers: Over 10000000 assimilated. Mister Worf, show these children the airlock.  Picard Morning, darling.  Q Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter  Picard Mr. Sco*t! G*t th*s* trib*les out*of m* ta*lin* n*w!!! Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go? Mumbling to himself, Picard figures out the cheese grater My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la... My God, it's full of Yars! My modem isn't slow- it's "baudily challenged!" My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice. My other computer is a Borg. My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird... N-C-C-One-Seven-Oh-One. No bloody A, B, C, or D. Scotty Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\ Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen. Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries! OdoQWK 1.0: It shapes itself to work with your software. Oh no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant!  Ro Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark? Oh, very good Worf. Eat any good books lately? Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. Overcome by jealousy, Data dismembers the Energizer Bunny Pack up your Tribbles in your old kit bag. Philosophy is a walk on the slippery rocks. Picard/Riker'96! Leadership for The Next Generation! PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum! Push Keiko. Push. Push Keiko. Push. PUSH!  Worf Q:What do I have to do to convince you people? Worf:Die. Quadrotriticale....3.56 billion tribbles can't be wrong! Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji.  Q Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek. RED ALERT - Borg Fleet Approaching. Red is not my color.  Data Riker to Enterprise. Beam down Troi and a six-pack. Riker's trombone backfires, creating a new universe. Riker's trombone backfires, creating a tagline. Robosmurf vs. the Rabid Tribbles II in 3D. Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON! Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.  Taco Borg Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. Scotty is smoking the dilithium crystals again, Jim Scotty, hurry. Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*( NO CARRIER Scotty: "What is it?" Data: "It is... it is green." Second star to the right & straight on till morning... See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911! Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Simple... Just do this... þ Wesley Sir! Romulan warbird decloaki»®õ÷üÁ NO CARRIER Sleep, Data  Picard/Locutus So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.  Q Spock, quick, I smell tribbles! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock/Data 1996: The Logical Choice STAY ALERT! TRUST NO ONE! KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY! Strangely, Data finds himself relating to heavy metal. Tasha Yar doesn't support Data entry...it never happened! The Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt The Computer is impressed with Data's hardware. The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus The Trill Is Gone  B.B. Dax The UARTs can't take much more o' this Captain! There are *FOUR* lights!  Picard This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate  Worf To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?  Picard To boldly go where no one has gone before. To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!!  Kirk Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. Tribble Math: * + Grain = *********** Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you. Troi: She's not just window dressing any more... Vamoose, ya little varmint!  Data Very humorous, indeed. Hysterical, in fact.  Data Very unfortunate. We will be dead.  Worf Vulcans do it with their fingers. Vulcans stole my homework!  Nog WA*R*NIN*G:* T*ri*bb*l*es a*r*e* e*v*er*ywh*e*r*e! WARNING: I Operate On A Few Fries Short Of A Happy Meal Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes? We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday. We'll try to keep the dog off your lawn.  Sisko Weren't you one of the little people?  Q Wesley Crusher, please report to airlock 5! Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xmas" What the hell is going on here?  Riker When I grow up, I wanna be like Riker!  Bashir While drunk, O'Brien builds a leprechaun transporter. Why are there no blue M&M's? With all due respect....BEGONE! Sir.  Worf Women: You can't live with them. Pass the beer nuts- Norm Worf becomes anrgy at the thought of brushing his teeth. Worf for Windows  TNG Word Processor Worf: "Shields failing!" Picard: "Give 'em more homework" Worship me! I am the Picard! Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant!  Daffy Duck of Borg You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile! You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You n Me and a Borg named Hugh, living & assimilating . You really piss me off Jim.  McCoy You seem unimpaled so far....  Q You think I care which way you face?  O'Brien You! In the red, investigate that noise.  Kirk You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you....  Q You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?  Beverly You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor?  Worf You're probes have touched me, Mr. Spock.  Sargon ÈÊÊÊʼ Hey Rocky, watch me pull this tagline outa my hat There is an historic opportunity here. Spock/STVI "Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." þ Troi "Running a Level-One Tagline Diagnotic, Captain" - Geordi BORGer King. Your way is irrelevant. When Klingons pluck their eyebrows, they do it with HONOR * * <- Tribbles o o o <- Picard tribbles He's Jim, Dad"--McCoy Intros his CO to his family. ===__-+- The No-Win Tagline *--=/__ *--=/__ *--=/__ To poldly bow air mobius gumby four: Trek on novocaine. He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his wallet