Making Sure Crime Doesn't Pay Other federal agencies also seize property, which is later sold at auction. The U.S. Marshals Service, a branch of the U.S. Department of Justice, sells property seized by the FBI and the Drug Enforcement Administration, including legitimate businesses run by illegitimate business people. Recently, for example, the FBI ran ads detailing "properties seized for various federal forfeiture violations" of the Controlled Substances Act, the Anti- Drug Abuse Act, the Motor Vehicle Theft Law Enforcement Act, etc. Many of the items listed were various sums of U.S. currency, but there were also the following: * Central California: 1991 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser; 1990 Jeep Cherokee; 1991 Harley Davidson FXSTS motorcycle. * Eastern California: Sony video camera; Sony color television. * Southern Florida: 1978 Number One Hull fishing vessel. * Northern Illinois: Ameritech Motorola cellular telephone. * Southern Illinois: Laser Brand stand alone personal computer with CPU, monitor, printer, keyboard, mouse, and power cards. * Southern New York: Eight video cameras, two fax machines, and one VCR. And so on, from Massachusetts to Hawaii. The purpose of the ad was to serve notice to the rightful owners, who can contest the seizures if they file a claim of ownership and a cash bond. Practically speaking, though, many of these owners have other things on their mind; properties seized by the FBI usually won't be claimed. Then what? The FBI doesn't want to store and maintain cars, boats, motorcycles, cellular phones, etc. Most of this property will be auctioned off, probably in a U.S. Marshal's sale. Careful readers of newspapers throughout the East Coast could recently have spotted a small ad under the heading, "U.S. Marshal Auction." At the Doubletree Hotel near Arlington, Virginia, $3 million worth of jewelry, watches, and coins was auctioned off. If you'd like to find out about the next such sale, call 800 222-9885. In the same newspaper editions, the U.S. Marshal of the Southern and Eastern Districts of New York announced a public auction of more than 50 "valuable drug seized cars," including a Corvette, an Alpha Romeo, and a "completely customized Benz 500 SEL." If you'd like to get on the mailing list there, all 718 845-2004. There's no national mailing list, however; Marshal's sales are held at dozens of district offices, with each office running its own program. To find out about Marshal's sales in your area, check the classified ads in your local newspaper. Also, ads frequently appear in the Wednesday edition of USA Today. As you might expect, terms of sale vary greatly. Carefully check the procedures for each sale you attend.