Archive-name: tv/mash/guide Last-modified: 1994/04/20 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/mash/guide ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/mash/guide.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/mash/guide/faq.html M*A*S*H FAQ: Episode Guide =========================== This is a list of episodes for CBS's television series M*A*S*H. I would like to add original network airdates to this if anybody can send them to me. Original guide (titles, writers, directors) by Doug Krause Season 1 summaries by Troy Wood Season 2 to 3 summaries by Mark Rosteck Season 4 to 6 summaries by Dean A. Dunn Season 7 to 8 summaries will be by Dean A. Dunn (when I get them in) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 1 (1972 - 1973) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, Larry Linville, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit 1. M*A*S*H -- The Pilot Episode Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Gene Reynolds The Swamp's Korean houseboy, Ho John, is accepted to attend school at Hawkeye's alma mater. The camp raises $2000 to send Ho John to Maine by raffling a weekend in Tokyo with a nurse, much to the chagrin of Hot Lips and Burns. The winner? Father Mulcahy! 2. Henry, Please Come Home Written by Laurence Marks Directed by William Wiard Due to the great success rate of the 4077th, Henry is transferred to administrative duty in Tokyo. Hawkeye and Trapper convince Radar to fake an illness to get Henry to return. 3. To Market, To Market Written by Burt Styler Directed by Michael O'Herlihy After the 4077th supply of hydrocortisone is hijacked by black marketeers, Hawkeye and Trapper concoct a deal with a local black marketeer (Jack Soo) to get some more. The catch: Henry's antique oak desk, which is whisked away by chopper as Henry watches in disbelief. 4. Germ Warfare Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Terry Becker Hawkeye plays Dracula when he steals a pint of Frank's blood. When he suspects Frank of hepatitis, he works frantically (with Radar and Trapper) to keep him away from everyone, including Hot Lips. 5. The Moose Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Hy Averback Hawkeye ends up winning a Korean girl as servant from the sergeant who purchased her. The girl, unfortunately, has a hard time understanding Hawkeye when he attempts to set her free. 6. I Hate a Mystery Written by Hal Dressner Directed by Hy Averback Hawkeye plays detective when he becomes the chief suspect in a stealing epidemic. His sleuthful work leads him to the guilty party, none other than Ho John (who still hasn't left for Maine). 7. Chief Surgeon Who? Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by E. W. Swackhamer Frank and Hot Lips fume when Hawkeye is named chief surgeon over Frank. They call up a general (Sorell Booke) who arrives in camp only to encounter Klinger (his first appearance of the series), declares the camp nuts and Hawkeye a genius. 8. Requiem for a Lightweight Written by Bob Klane Directed by Hy Averback Trapper enters the intercamp boxing tournament to save a beautiful nurse (Marcia Strassman) from being transferred out by Henry, at Hot Lips' request. 9. Cowboy Written by Bob Klane Directed by Don Weis Henry refuses to let a chopper pilot go home, and the pilot feels there is no alternative but to kill Henry. 10. Yankee Doodle Doctor Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Lee Philips The camp makes a film in response to one made about the 4077th at the request of a brigadier general. Guest appearance by Ed Flanders. 11. Bananas, Crackers, and Nuts (After Me, the Deluge) Written by Burt Styler Directed by Bruce Bilson After being denied R&R, Hawkeye fakes insanity, causing many problems for the psychiatrist (Stuart Margolin) sent to study him. 12. Edwina Written by Hal Dresner Directed by James Sheldon The nurses go to extremes to find a date of Nurse Eddie (Edwina)--they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene resembling teenage "mating" rituals. :) 13. Dear Dad Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Gene Reynolds Hawkeye writes his dad, describing the antics of the 4077th--including Mulcahy convincing Klinger not to kill himself. For the finale, Hawkeye goes to the front dressed as Santa to help save a wounded soldier. 14. Love Story Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Earl Bellamy Radar gets a "Dear John" letter. To help cheer him up, Hawkeye and Trapper try to help him with a new nurse who's into classical literature and music. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant," quotes win him a friend in the nurse. 15. Tuttle Written by Bruce Shelly and David Ketchum Directed by William Wiard Hawkeye and Trapper, with Radar's help, invent a fictitious Capt. Tuttle so that his salary can be donated to help a local orphanage. Almost caught by James B. Sikking of Hill St. and Doogie Howser fame, Hawkeye must sorrowfully tell the camp of Tuttle's fate to the whole camp--he leaped from a chopper without a parachute. 16. The Ringbanger Written by Jerry Mayer Directed by Jackie Cooper A colonel (Leslie Nielsen) with a high casualty record in the object of the attention of Hawkeye, Trapper, and Radar, who conspire send him home before he gets anyone else killed. 17. Dear Dad...Again Written by Sheldon Keller and Larry Gelbart Directed by Jackie Cooper Hawkeye tells his dad of the cooling romance between Frank and Hot Lips and Radar's correspondance corse. 18. Sometimes You Hear the Bullet Written by Carl Kleinschmitt Directed by William Wiard Hawkeye is confronted with death when he is unable to save an old journalist friend (James Callahan) who is killed on the front. The death spurs Hawkeye to send an underaged soldier (Ron Howard) home. Meanwhile, Frank throws out his back and applies for a Purple Heart. 19. The Longjohn Flap Written by Alan Alda Direct by William Wiard Hawkeye gets a pair of longjohns from home. Feeling sorry for Trapper, who has a cold, he gives him the longjohns, which pass into the hands of most of the camp before getting back in Hawkeye's hands. 20. Major Fred C. Dobbs Written by Sid Dorfman Directed by Don Weis A silly episode where Frank, who threatens transfer, is convinced to stay when hears Hawkeye and Trapper say they discovered gold. The joke's on Frank when he finds, amongst other things, a gilded jeep! 21. Sticky Wicket Written by Laurence Marks and Larry Gelbart Directed by Don Weis Hawkeye and Frank argue over Frank's ability as a surgeon. Then one of Hawkeye's patients starts failing, Hawkeye starts reflecting about his own abilities. 22. The Army-Navy Game Written by Sid Dorfman Directed by Gene Reynolds The camp tunes-in to the Army-Navy football game, only to get bombed and left with an unexploded shell in the compound. When they try to defuse the CIA bomb,it explodes--with American propaganda leaflets. 23. Ceasefire Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Earl Bellamy The camp receives word that there's a ceasefire and erupts into celebration, only to have their hopes shattered when wounded arrive. 24. Showtime Written by Robert Klane and Larry Gelbart Directed by Jackie Cooper An entertainer performs for the camp in the compound. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 2 (1973 - 1974) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, Larry Linville, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit 25. Divided We Stand Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Jackie Cooper General Clayton (Herb Voland) thinks the 4077th is cracking up under pressure, so he sends a Captain Hildebrandt to decide whether they should be broken up. 26. Radar's Report Written by Laurence Marks; story by Sheldon Keller Directed by Jackie Cooper Radar types up the weekly activity report, listing such activities as Dr. Freedman's diagnosis of Klinger and Hawkeye's personal supervision of a wounded nurse (Joan van Ark). 27. 5 O'Clock Charlie Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks; story by Keith Walker Directed by Norman Tokar Frank requests an anti-aircraft gun in order to shoot down "5 O'Clock Charlie", an enemy pilot with bad aim who tries daily to knock out the ammunitions dump. 28. For the Good of the Outfit Written by Jerry Mayer Directed by Jackie Cooper Hawkeye and Trapper realize that a Korean village was actually bombed by American shells, so they try to file a formal complaint. 29. Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde Written by Alan Alda and Robert Klane Directed by Jackie Cooper After putting in back-to-back shifts in surgery, Hawkeye can't seem to get to sleep. He finally does, but not until after trying to tow General Clayton to North Korea in a latrine! 30. L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel) Written by Carl Kleinschmitt Directed by William Wiard 31. Kim Written by Marc Mandel, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks Directed by William Wiard An orphaned Korean boy comes to the 4077th and Trapper offers to adopt him. After the boy wanders into the minefield and gets rescued by Trapper, his mother comes and retrieves him from the camp. 32. The Trial of Henry Blake Written by McLean Stevenson, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Because of a formal complaint by Frank and Margaret, Henry Blake is put on trial to assess his fitness for command. 33. Dear Dad... Three Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Hawkeye writes home to his Dad. A racist soldier thinks that he's been given "the wrong colour blood." The doctors watch Henry's home movie. 34. The Sniper Written by Richard M. Powell Directed by Jackie Cooper An enemy sniper creates havoc at the 4077th, right when they are expecting incoming wounded. 35. Carry On, Hawkeye Written by Bernard Dilbert, Larry Gelbart, and Laurence Marks; story by Bernard Dilbert Directed by Jackie Cooper Most of the camp becomes sick with the flu, and Hawkeye is the only healthy surgeon left when wounded come in. 36. The Incubator Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Jackie Cooper 37. Deal Me Out Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Gene Reynolds Various antics happen around a big poker game played by Hawkeye, Trapper, Henry, Klinger, Sidney Freedman (Alan Arbus) and Captain Pak (Pat Morita). Radar's jeep hits "Whiplash Hwang, the fall-down king of Korea." 38. Hot Lips and Empty Arms Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place Directed by Jackie Cooper Hot Lips puts in for a transfer, but her plans change when she gets drunk just before wounded arrive. Henry gets some more films from the Tobasco Film Company of Havana, Cuba. 39. Officers Only Written by Ed Jurist Directed by Jackie Cooper 40. Henry in Love Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis While on R&R in Tokyo, Henry falls in love with 20-year-old Miss Nancy Sue Parker. She comes to visit the 4077th the following week. 41. For Want of a Boot Written by Sheldon Keller Directed by Don Weis Hawkeye is in need of another boot, and sets up a series of deals with practically the whole camp in order to get it. 42. Operation Noselift Written by Erik Tarloff; story by Paul Richards and Erik Tarloff Directed by Hy Averback A soldier wants a nose-job, so Hawkeye enlists the help of an old friend, plastic surgeon Major Stanley Robbins (Stuart Margolin). 43. The Choson People (or The Chosan People) Written by Laurence Marks, Sheldon Keller, and Larry Gelbart; story by Garry Renert and Jeff Wilhelm Directed by Jackie Cooper A Korean family settles down right in the middle of the 4077th. A young Korean mother claims that Radar is the father of her baby. 44. As You Were Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks; story by Gene Reynolds Directed by Hy Averback During a lull in the fighting, Hawkeye and Trapper get gorilla suits through the mail. All Frank gets is a hernia. 45. Crisis Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis The camp's supply line is cut, and anything remotely flammable is burned in order to keep warm -- including Henry's desk. Everyone is forced to bunk together in order to conserve fuel and electricity. 46. George Written by John Regier and Gary Markowitz Directed by Gene Reynolds Frank is offended by the presence in camp of a gay soldier who is recovering in Post Op. 47. Mail Call Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Alan Alda 48. A Smattering of Intelligence Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Larry Gelbart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3 (1974 - 1975) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, Larry Linville, Wayne Rogers, McLean Stevenson, Loretta Swit 49. Rainbow Bridge Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Hy Averback Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar and Klinger go 50 miles into enemy territory in order to pick up some wounded soldiers. 50. Life With Father Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Hy Averback 51. Springtime Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place Directed by Don Weis 52. Iron Guts Kelly Written by Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman Directed by Don Weis General "Iron Guts" Kelly dies in Margaret's tent while fooling around, but Kelly's aide has more heroic plans for the General's death! 53. Payday Written by John Regier and Gary Markowitz Directed by Hy Averback 54. O.R. Written by Larry Gelbart and Laurence Marks Directed by Gene Reynolds 55. Officer of the Day Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Hy Averback In Henry's absence, Hawkeye is elected "Officer of the Day." Trapper gets a new pin-striped suit. Multiple Kim Lucks request medical attention throughout the day. Colonel Flagg brings in a wounded soldier who is to be executed in Tokyo. Features Hawkeye's famous "I will not carry a gun" quote. 56. The General Flipped at Dawn Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Larry Gelbart 57. There is Nothing Like a Nurse Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Hy Averback Upon hearing that an enemy attack is imminent the nurses are forced to evacuate the 4077th, and the men become lonely. The doctors get ahold of Frank's wedding film. 58. Private Charles Lamb Written by Larry Gelbart and Sid Dorfman Directed by Hy Averback A Greek officer sends food to the camp for a Greek Easter celebration, including a live lamb. Radar doesn't want to see it killed, so he sends it to Iowa on a medical discharge. 59. A Full Rich Day Written by John D. Hess Directed by Gene Reynolds Hawkeye sends a tape-recorded letter to his Dad, telling him about the day's activities: A lost Luxembourg soldier, a wounded Turk who wants to go back to the front, and a Leiutenant who threatens the doctors (with the help of a machine gun) to operate on his buddy first. 60. Check-Up Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Trapper finds out that he has an ulcer, which he thinks is his ticket home. The Army, however, has other plans for him. 61. Big Mac Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis 62. Alcoholics Unanimous Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Hy Averback 63. House Arrest Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Hy Averback 64. Adam's Rib Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Gene Reynolds 65. Mad Dogs and Servicemen Written by Linda Bloodworth and Mary Kay Place Directed by Hy Averback 66. The Consultant Written by Larry Gelbart and Robert Klane Directed by Gene Reynolds 67. White Gold Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner Directed by Hy Averback 68. Bombed Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Hy Averback 69. Love and Marriage Written by Arthur Julian Directed by Lee Philips 70. Aid Station Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner Directed by William Jurgensen 71. Bulletin Board Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Alan Alda 72. Abyssinia, Henry Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Larry Gelbart -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 4 (1975 - 1976) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, Larry Linville, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr 73. Change of Command Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Gene Reynolds Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that to his chagrin fits in very well. 74. It Happened One Night Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner; story by Gene Reynolds Directed by Gene Reynolds A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters. 75. Of Moose and Men Written by Jay Folb Directed by John Erman Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel (Tim O'Conner), B.J. helps a GI (Johnny Haymer) who's gotten a "Dear John," and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs. 76. Welcome to Korea (1 Hour Show) Written by Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell, and Larry Gelbart Directed by Gene Reynolds Frank's dream is realized--he's in charge, but Hawkeye is unchanged -- he skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper, who's gone, and welcomes a new surgeon, B.J. Hunnicutt. 77. Dear Mildred Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Alan Alda While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. 78. The Late Captain Pierce Written by Glen Charles and Les Charles Directed by Alan Alda When Hawkeye's parents are notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to them or to establish that he's alive. 79. Smilin' Jack Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner Directed by Charles S. Dubin The 4077th turns up a sick helicopter pilot (Robert Hogan) who doesn't want to quit and a twice-wounded GI (Dennis Kort) who does. 80. Dear Peggy Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Burt Metcalfe B.J. writes home to his wife, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain (Ned Beatty), and one of Frank's goof-ups. 81. Hey, Doc Written by Rich Mittleman Directed by William Jurgensen Quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin. 82. The Kids Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Alan Alda The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. 83. The Bus Written by John D. Hess Directed by Gene Reynolds Radar, driving Hawkeye and others back from a medical meeting, gets lost and stalls the bus, but all are saved by a surrendering Korean (Soon- Teck Oh). 84. Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler? Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Larry Gelbart Intelligence officer Flagg (Edward Winter) and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus) grapple for the fate of a wounded officer (Alan Fudge) who says he's Jesus Christ. 85. Soldier of the Month Written by Linda Bloodworth Directed by Gene Reynolds Frank has a fever and makes a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. 86. Dear Ma Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Alan Alda Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside. 87. Deluge Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner Directed by William Jurgensen A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstrom to make matters difficult for the staff. 88. The Gun Written by Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds Directed by Burt Metcalfe A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it. 89. Mail Call Again Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by George Tyne Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather. 90. The Price of Tomato Juice Written by Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds Directed by Gene Reynolds Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of but that's hard to come by--tomato juice. 91. Hawkeye Written by Larry Gelbart and Simon Muntner Directed by Larry Gelbart When Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. 92. Some 38th Parallels Written by John Regier and Gary Markowitz Directed by Burt Metcalfe Frank tries to distinguish himself by selling the camp garbage, but it's Hawkeye who finds a use for it: he dumps it on a troublesome colonel (George O'Hanlon, Jr.). 93. Der Tag Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Gene Reynolds Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were more friendly to him; they oblige, with some startling results. 94. The Novocaine Mutiny Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Harry Morgan Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny for various infractions when Potter was away on leave and Frank was the C.O. 95. The More I See You Written by Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds Directed by Gene Reynolds Hawkeye is reunited with a woman (Blythe Danner) he thought was out of his life forever, but who never altogether leaves. 96. The Interview (Broadcast in Black & White) Written by Larry Gelbart Directed by Larry Gelbart A stateside television correspondent (Clete Roberts) interviews M*A*S*H personnel. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 5 (1976 - 1977) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, Larry Linville, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher 97. Bug Out (1 Hour Show) Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Gene Reynolds After a rumor grows out of proportion, the 4077th moves out, assured that the Chinese are about to attack. Hawkeye, B.J., and Hot Lips remain behind as they are in the middle of critical surgery. All is well when the Chinese are pushed back and the camp returns. 98. Margaret's Engagement Written by Gary Markowitz Directed by Alan Alda Margaret, calling from Tokyo, holds the camp in suspense until she returns with the news of her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. Frank Burns takes the news hard and arresta a Korean family as spies. 99. Hawk's Nightmare Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Burt Metcalfe After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Dr. Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus), are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. After assurance by Dr. Freedman that he is as sane as can be, Hawkeye's life once again seems to settle down. 100. Lt. Radar O'Reilly Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Alan Rafkin After an offer of promotion made by Master Sergeant Woodruff at a poker game, Radar is promoted to the rank of lieutenant. Finding this position awkward, Radar opts to return to his position as an enlisted man. 101. Out of Sight, Out of Mind Written by Ken Levine and Davis Isaacs Directed by Gene Reynolds While fixing a stove that explodes, Hawkeye's face is badly burned. His eyes are bandaged, and it is not known if he will ever see again. Meanwhile Frank bets on the outcome of a baseball game which he has already heard on the radio. After much tension in the camp the bandages come off, and happily, Hawkeye can see again. 102. The General's Practitioner Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Alan Rafkin In the midst of Hawkeye's being considered, much to his distaste, as a general's personal physician, Radar becomes a surrogate father to a Korean woman (Suesie Elene) and her baby, until the baby's GI father (Larry Wilcox) returns. 103. The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan Written by Allan Katz and Don Reo; story by Gene Reynolds Directed by Gene Reynolds After hearing that North Korean prisoners have been released in the area, everyone is upset when Margaret disappears. Colonel Flagg (Edward Winter) is called in and bungles things in his usual manner. Finally Hot Lips returns, after helping in the birth of a Korean baby. 104. The Nurses Written by Linda Bloodworth Directed by Joan Darling When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker (Linda Kelsey) to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband (Gregory Harrison) has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, tell- ing everyone that a quarantined patient has been placed there. When Hot Lips discovers what has happened, she breaks down and refuses to press charges. 105. Dear Sigmund Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda Major Sidney Freedman (Allan Arbus), feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy. Freedman releases his tension in the form of a practical joke with B.J., aimed at Frank Burns. 106. The Colonel's Horse Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Burt Metcalfe While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R & R, his horse develops colic, Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The hores is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Lips, and all are well when Potter returns, except Klinger. Potter offers Klinger a discharge for severe depression, and Klinger gets very excited, which loses him the discharge. 107. Mulcahy's War Written by Richard Cogan Directed by George Tyne After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of under- standing of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station where they encounter the front. Mulcahy performs an emergency tracheotomy guided by Hawkeye on the radio. 108. Hawkeye Get Your Gun Written by Jay Folb; story by Gene Reynolds and Jay Folb Directed by William Jurgensen After 24 hours of surgery, Hawkeye and Potter venture off to a Korean hospital to lend a hand. Hawkeye is appalled to learn that he must carry a gun. After helping the Koreans, they are shelled on the way back. They scramble from the jeep before it is shelled, and Potter urges Hawkeye to shoot in self-defense, against Hawkeye's will. 109. The Korean Surgeon Written by Bill Idelson Directed by Gene Reynolds When Syn Paik (Soon-Teck Oh), a North Korean surgeon, arrives with some wounded, he is passed off as a South Korean by Hawkeye and B.J., but to no avail. Hot Lips and Frank try to convince Potter that Paik is a spy. Paik, Hawkeye, and B.J. agree that it would be in the interest of all for Syn to leave. 110. Exorcism Written by Jay Folb; story by Gene Reynolds and Jay Folb Directed by Alan Alda After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man (Philip Ahn) is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the end spirits in the camp are exorcised. A priestess is brought in who exhibits her dance and her bells and chants. All is well, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original position. 111. End Run Written by John D. Hess Directed by Harry Morgan Billy Tyler (Henry Brown), a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that he must live on. 112. Ping Pong Written by Sid Dorfman Directed by William Jurgensen Lieutenant Colonel Harold Becket (Roy Goldman) lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for thirty more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin (Richard Narita), the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony (Sachiko). He leaves to get her a ring, when he is conscripted by the South Korean army. He arrives at the 4077th as a wounded soldier, and after being patched up he is married at the camp. 113. The Most Unforgettable Characters Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Burt Metcalfe Radar gets accepted to the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School" and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. 114. Souvenirs Written by Burt Prelutsky; story by Burt Prelutsky and Reinhold Weege Directed by Joshua Shelley Korean children and American soldiers are often badly wounded when they hunt for souvenirs which the enemy has booby-trapped. Potter asks for it to stop, and Hawkeye and B.J. put a local junk dealer (Brian Dennehy) out of business. 115. Margaret's Marriage Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Gene Reynolds Prompted by pressure from Frank, Hot Lips sets a date for marriage with Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott. When Donald (Beeson Carroll) arrives in camp for the wedding, a bridal shower and bachelor party are given. When he has passed out drunk, Hawkeye and B.J. place Donald in a body cast and convince him that he has broken his leg. The ceremony is performed and Donald and Hot Lips leave for a week's honeymoon in Tokyo. 116. 38 Across Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Burt Metcalfe Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades Potter to get his old friend Tippy Brooks (Oliver Clark), a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives from his aircraft carries with his commanding officer (Dick O'Neill) amidst many casualties, and provides the needed solution to the puzzle. 117. Hanky Panky Written by Gene Reynolds Directed by Gene Reynolds Nurse Carrie Donovan (Ann Sweeny) receives a "Dear Jane" letter from her husband and practically falls apart. B.J. consoles her, and they spend the night together. Feelings of guilt come over B.J. until he discusses them with Donovan and the air is cleared. 118. Hepatitis Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda Father Mulcahy comes down with infectious hepatitis while B.J. performs a very difficult operation and Hawkeye deals with a psychosomatic back pain. 119. Movie Tonight Written by Gene Reynolds, Don Reo, Allan Katz, and Jay Folb Directed by Burt Metcalfe As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter gets a film ("She Wore A Yellow Ribbon") and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the piano, Radar does his impersonations, and everyone acts out scenes from the film. 120. Post Op Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs; story by Gene Reynolds and Jay Folb Directed by Gene Reynolds In the midst of a deluge of patients and their individual medical histories, the 4077th is out of blood. Everyone in camp is donating blood at 48-hour intervals when a truckload of Turkish soldiers arrive to offer their blood and save the day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 6 (1977 - 1978) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher 121. Fade Out, Fade In (1 Hour Show) Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Hy Averback After Margaret leaves for her honeymoon, Frank becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R & R. All throughout a deluge of casualties, the 4077th receives reports of a Frank Burns gone berserk. Potter calls Tokyo and requests a replacement surgeon. Major Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers) is assigned to the 4077th. Frank Burns is apprehended, promoted, and transferred to a VA hospital in Indiana. Winchester is made a permanent part of the 4077th staff. 122. Last Laugh Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Don Weis Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro (James Cromwell) play a series of practical jokes on each other as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. 123. Fallen Idol Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda At Hawkeye's suggestion, Radar goes to Seoul to find a woman at the Pink Pagoda. Radar never gets there because of shelling along the way, and is flown to the 4077th. Hawkeye, feeling tremendous guilt, is unable to perform an operation to save Radar, and is replaced by Potter. Hawkeye and Radar have a falling out as they lose respect for each other's actions. All is well in the end as Hawkeye pins a Purple Heart on Radar after he has recuperated. 124. Images Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Burt Metcalfe Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. 125. War of Nerves Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile Sidney Freedman is depressed by a soldier (Peter Riegert) who blames him for his injuries because Freedman had sent him back into combat. 126. The Winchester Tapes Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Burt Metcalfe Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul to see a Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B.J. switch Winchester's clothes, causing Winchester to alter his eating patterns. 127. The Light That Failed Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by Chrales S. Dubin With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. B.J. receives a mystery novel that everyone in camp reads in turn. The last pate is missing and the solution to the mystery is undiscovered until B.J. calls the author by long distance. 128. Tea and Empathy Written by Bill Idelson Directed by Don Weis With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of peni- cillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are shot at, but safely return with the drug and save the day. 129. The Grim Reaper Written by Burt Prelutsky Directed by George Tyne Colonel Victor Bloodworth (Charles Aidman) predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and watches Hawkeye saving a soldier's (Jerry Houser) life. Realizing Hawkeye's value as a doctor, Bloodworth drops all charges. 130. The M*A*S*H Olympics Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Don Weis Realizing how out of shape the 4077th is, Potter decides to hold a camp Olympic competition. The winning team gets a three-day pass, so everyone is excited. Donald Penobscot (Mike Henry) arrives and is allowed to substitute for an ailing Klinger. Hawkeye's team wins, and B.J. must then chauffeur Hawkeye around in a wheelchair for a week. 131. In Love and War Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon (Kieu Chinh), a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. All hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. 132. Change Day Written by Laurence Marks Directed by Don Weis Charles plots a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red scrip. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. 133. Patient 4077 Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Harry Morgan In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin (Keye Luke), a local jewelry dealer, to make the clamp. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. 134. The Smell of Music Written by Jim Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum Directed by Stuart Miller Charles plays a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped. Meanwhile Potter saves the life of a suicidal patient (Jordan Clarke). The camp collectively hoses down Hawkeye and B.J. while Margaret runs over the French horn with a jeep. 135. Comrades in Arms (Two Parts) Written by Alan Alda Directed by: 1st Part -- Burt Metcalfe; 2nd Part -- Alan Alda While en route to the 8063rd to demonstrate an arterial transplant operation, Hawkeye and Hot Lips are caught in military fire and are forced to take cover when their jeep stalls. They spend the night in each other's arms. 136. The Merchant of Korea Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by William Jurgensen After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advan- tage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loud- ly when he bluffs. They all win back their money and then some. 137. What's Up, Doc? Written by Larry Balmagia Directed by George Tyne Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available is Radar's pet Fluffy. Hawkeye promises not to kill the rabbit while performing the test. Meanwhile, Greenleigh (Charles Frank), a patient, holds Charles and B.J. at gunpoint, demanding to be sent back to Ohio. Greenleigh collapses from loss of blood, and Hot Lips isn't pregnant. 138. Potter's Retirement Written by Laurence Marks Directed by William Jurgensen Potter is upset when General Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal Joe Benson (Peter Hobbs) sent by a disturbed Colonel Frank Webster (George Wyner) who has been wounded some months earlier. 139. Mail Call Three Written by Everett Greenbaum and Jim Fritzell Directed by Charles S. Dubin After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to Benjamin Pierce (Oliver Clark), B.J.'s wife has been approached by another man, and Radar's mom has found a boyfriend. 140. Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde Written by Ken Levine, David Isaacs, and Ronny Graham Directed by Charles S. Dubin Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse. 141. Major Topper Written by Allyn Freeman Directed by Charles S. Dubin With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients which seem to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier (Hamilton Camp) is released on a Section Eight. 142. Your Hit Parade Written by Ronny Graham Directed by George Tyne With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. 143. Temporary Duty Written by Larry Balmagia Directed by Burt Metcalfe With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Hawkeye is replaced by Captain Roy Dupree (George Lindsey). Fear- ing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire to have Dupree permanently removed from the 4077th. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 7 (1978 - 1979) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, Gary Burghoff, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher Commander Pierce Written by Ronny Graham Directed by Burt Metcalfe Peace On Us Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by George Tyne B.J. Papa San Written by Larry Balmagia Directed by James Sheldon Baby, It's Cold Outside Written by Gary David Goldberg Directed by George Tyne The Billfold Syndrome Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Alan Alda Lil Written by Sheldon Bull Directed by Burt Metcalfe They Call the Wind Korea Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Charles S. Dubin Our Finest Hour (1 Hour Show; Black & White) Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs, Larry Balmagia, and Ronny Graham Directed by Burt Metcalfe None Like it Hot Written by Ken Levine, David Isaacs, and Johnny Bonaduce Directed by Tony Mordente Out of Gas Written by Tom Reeder Directed by Mel Damski Major Ego Written by Larry Balmagia Directed by Alan Alda Dear Comrade Written by Tom Reeder Directed by Charles S. Dubin An Eye for a Tooth Written by Ronny Graham Directed by Charles S. Dubin Point of View Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Charles S. Dubin Preventative Medicine Written by Tom Reeder Directed by Tony Mordente Dear Sis Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda The Price Written by Erik Tarloff Directed by Charles S. Dubin Hot Lips is Back in Town Written by Larry Balmagia and Bernard Dilbert Directed by Charles S. Dubin Inga Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda The Young and the Restless Written by Mitch Markowitz Directed by William Jurgensen Rally Round the Flagg, Boys Written by Mitch Markowitz Directed by Harry Morgan Ain't Love Grand Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Mike Farrell C*A*V*E Written by Larry Balmagia and Ronny Graham Directed by William Jurgensen A Night at Rosie's Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Burt Metcalfe The Party Written by Burt Metcalfe and Alan Alda Directed by Burt Metcalfe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 8 (1979 - 1980) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher Too Many Cooks Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Are You Now, Margaret Written by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox Directed by Charles S. Dubin Guerilla My Dreams Written by Bob Colleary Directed by Alan Alda Private Finance Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Mr. and Mrs. Who Written by Ronny Graham Directed by Burt Metcalfe Good-Bye Radar (Part 1) Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Charles S. Dubin Good-Bye Radar (Part 2) Written by Ken Levine and David Isaacs Directed by Charles S. Dubin Period of Adjustment Written by Jim Mulligan and John Rappaport Directed by Charles S. Dubin The Yalu Brick Road Written by Mike Farrell Directed by Charles S. Dubin Nurse Doctor Written by Sy Rosen, Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox; story by Sy Rosen Directed by Charles S. Dubin Life Time Written by Alan Alda and Walter D. Dishell, M.D. Directed by Alan Alda Dreams Written by Alan Alda; story by Alan Alda and James Jay Rubinfier Directed by Alan Alda Dear Uncle Abdul Written by John Rappaport and Jim Mulligan Directed by William Jurgensen Captains Outrageous Written by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox Directed by Burt Metcalfe Stars and Stripes Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Harry Morgan Heal Theyself Written by Dennis Koenig; story by Dennis Koenig and Gene Reynolds Directed by Mike Farrell Yessir, That's Our Baby Written by Jim Mulligan Directed by Alan Alda Bottle Fatigue Written by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox Directed by Burt Metcalfe Morale Victory Written by John Rappaport Directed by Charles S. Dubin Old Soldiers Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Lend a Hand Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda Goodbye, Cruel World Written by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox Directed by Charles S. Dubin April Fools Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin War Co-Respondent Written by Mike Farrell Directed by Mike Farrell Back Pay Written by Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox, and Dennis Koenig Directed by Burt Metcalfe -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 9 (1980 - 1981) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher The Best of Enemies Written by Sheldon Bull Directed by Charles S. Dubin Cementing Relationships Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Charles S. Dubin No Sweat Written by John Rappaport Directed by Burt Metcalfe Letters Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Father's Day Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by Alan Alda Your Retention Please Written by Erik Tarloff Directed by Charles S. Dubin Taking the Fifth Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Charles S. Dubin Death Takes a Holiday Written by Mike Farrell Directed by Mike Farrell A War for all Seasons Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Burt Metcalfe Tell itto the Marines Written by Hank Bradford Directed by Harry Morgan Depressing News Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Alan Alda Operation Friendship Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Rena Down No Laughing Matter Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Burt Metcalfe Oh, How We Danced Written by John Rappaport Directed by Burt Metcalfe Bottoms Up Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Alan Alda The Red/White Blues Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Gabriel Beaumont Bless You, Hawkeye Written by Dan Wilcox and Thud Mumford Directed by Nell Cox The Life You Save Written by John Rappaport and Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda Blood Brothers Written by Elias David and David Pollock Directed by Harry Morgan The Foresight Saga Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Charles S. Dubin -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 10 (1981 - 1982) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher That's Show Biz -- Part 1 Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Charles S. Dubin That's Show Biz -- Part 2 Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Charles S. Dubin Identity Crisis Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by David Ogden Stiers Rumor at the Top Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Charles S. Dubin Give 'Em Hell, Hawkeye Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Wheelers and Dealers Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Charles S. Dubin Communication Breakdown Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by Alan Alda Snap Judgment/Snappier Judgment -- Part 1 Written by Paul Perlove Directed by Hy Averback Snap Judgment/Snappier Judgment -- Part 2 Written by Paul Perlove Directed by Hy Averback 'Twas the Day After Christmas Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Burt Metcalfe Follies of the Living -- Concerns of the Dead Written by Alan Alda Directed by Alan Alda The Birthday Girls Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by Charles S. Dubin Blood and Guts Written by Lee H. Grant Directed by Charles S. Dubin A Holy Mess Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Burt Metcalfe The Tooth Shall Set You Free Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Charles S. Dubin Pressure Points Written by David Pollock Directed by Charles S. Dubin Where There's a Will, There's a War Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Alan Alda Promotion Commotion Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Heroes Written by Thad Mumford and Dan Wilcox Directed by Nell Cox Sons and Bowlers Written by Elias Davis and David Pollock Directed by Hy Averback Picture This Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by Burt Metcalfe That Darn Kid Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by David Ogden Stiers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 11 (1982 - 1983) Regular Cast - Alan Alda, David Ogden Stiers, Mike Farrell, Harry Morgan, Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, William Christopher Hey, Look Me Over Written by Alan Alda Directed by Susan Oliver Trick or Treatment Written by Dennis Keonig Directed by Charles S. Dubin Foreign Affairs Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Charles S. Dubin The Joker is Wild Written by John Rappaport and Dennis Koenig Directed by Burt Metcalfe Who Knew? Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Harry Morgan Bombshells Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Charles S. Dubin Settling Debts Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Mike Switzer The Moon is Not Blue Written by Larry Balmagia Directed by Charles S. Dubin Run for the Money Written by Mike Farrell, David Pollock, and Elias Davis Directed by Nell Cox Friends and Enemies Written by Karen L. Hall Directed by Jamie Farr U.N., the Night and the Music Written by David Pollock and Elias Davis Directed by Harry Morgan Strange Bedfellows Written by Mike Farrell Directed by Karen L. Hall Say No More Written by John Rappaport Directed by Charles S. Dubin Give and Take Written by Dennis Koenig Directed by Charles S. Dubin As Time Goes By Written by Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford Directed by Burt Metcalfe Goodbye, Farewell and Amen Written by Alan Alda, Burt Metcalfe, John Rappaport, Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox, David Pollock, Elias Davis, and Karen Hall Directed by Alan Alda -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Area # 2120 news.answers 04-20-94 19:51 Message # 9869 From : Doug Krause To : ALL Subj : M*A*S*H FAQ: Character ÿ@FROM :DKRAUSE@HYDRA.ACS.UCI.EDU ÿ@SUBJECT:M*A*S*H FAQ: Character List ÿ@PACKOUT:04-25-94 Message-ID: Newsgroups: alt.tv.mash,rec.arts.tv,alt.answers,rec.answers,news.answers Organization: Lido 24 Hr. Pizza and Video Archive-name: tv/mash/characters Last-modified: 1994/04/14 Posting-Frequency: Monthly If this document is out of date, the latest version can be obtained from one of these sources: ftp://rtfm.mit.edu/pub/usenet/news.answers/tv/mash/characters ftp://ftp.uu.net/usenet/news.answers/tv/mash/characters.Z http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/tv/mash/characters/faq.html M*A*S*H FAQ: Character List ============================ This is a list of major (and some minor) characters from "M*A*S*H". Actor Character ----- --------- Adiarte, Patrick Ho-Jon Alda, Alan Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce ("Hawkeye") Arbus, Allan Milton/Sidney Theodore? Freedman Bailey, G.W. Sergeant Luther Rizzo Brown, Timothy Captain? Oliver Wendell Jones ("Spearchucker") Brownell, Barbara Nurse (Lt.) Jones Bryant, Josh Private <-> Sergeant Jack Scully Burghoff, Gary Corporal Walter Eugene O'Reilly ("Radar") Carroll, Beeson Colonel Donald Penobscot 1 Catlett, Mary Jo Nurse Mary Jo Walsh Chao, Rosalind Soon-Lee Christopher, William 2nd Lt./Captain Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy Cleveland, Odessa Nurse (Lt.) Ginger Bayliss Farr, Jamie Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger Farrell, Judy Nurse Abel Farrell, Gwen Nurse Butler Farrell, Gwen Nurse Wilson Farrell, Mike Captain B.J. Hunnicut Harmon, Deborah Various Nurses Haymer, Johnny Sergeant Zelmo Zale Henry, Mike Colonel Donald Penobscot 2 Kusatsu, Clyde Kwang Duk Kelsey, Linda Nurse Baker Kent, Enid Nurse Bigelow Linville, Larry Major Franklin D./Marion Burns ("Ferret Face") Locatell, Carol Nurse Gaynor Long, Shelly Nurse Mendenhal Maxwell, Jeff Igor Straminsky Meiklejohn, Linda Nurse (Lt.) Leslie Scorch Mettey, Lynnette Lt. Nancy Griffin Mettey, Lynnette Lt. Sheila Anderson Mettey, Lynnette Nurse Baker Morgan, George Father Mulcahy ("Dago Red") [first episode] Morgan, Harry Colonel Sherman T. Potter Morgan, Harry General Hamilton Bartlett Steele Morita, Pat Captain Sam Pak Nakahara, Kellye Nurse Kellye Nakahara, Kellye Nurse Able [in "A Full Rich Day"] Orchard, John M.P. Muldoon Orchard, John Ugly John Peters, Kelly Jean Nurse Louise Anderson Philipp, Karen Nurse Dish Powell, Jean Nurse Baker Rogers, Wayne Captain John Francis Xavier McIntyre ("Trapper") Saki, Eileen Rosie Simon, Robert F. General Mitchell Stevenson, McLean Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake Stewart, Lynne Marie Nurse Baker Stiers, David Ogden Major Charles Emerson Winchester III Strassman, Marcia Nurse Margie Cutler Sturges, Patricia Nurse Preston Sun, Leland Mr. Kwang (officers club bartender) Swit, Loretta Major Margaret Houlihan ("Hot Lips") Viscuso, Sal Voice of the P.A. system Voland, Herb General Crandell Clayton Wainwright III, Loudon Captain Calvin Spalding Winter, Edward Colonel Sam Flagg Winter, Edward Captain Halloran [in "Deal Me Out"] Wood, Gene General Hamilton Hammond Thanks to: The cast and crew of "M*A*S*H" Robert E George URSULA Mark Rosteck Dean A. Dunn Chris Thomas R. Kettler Dale W. King IAN J COLOMBY Scott Mermelstein jwh@panix.com Thomas Kettenring Scott Barvian Brian Spollen Jonathan Sadow Robert Nelson Eric Zomer Special big thanks to: The World Wide Web movie server: http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/ Please send any corrections or new information to dkrause@uci.edu. -- **** Douglas Krause dkrause@uci.edu One yuppie can ruin **** **** University of California, Irvine your whole day. **** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------