To err is human.  to admit it is a blunder.
To err is human.  to blame someone else for your errors is even more human.
To err is human.  to forgive is unusual.
To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
To get it done:  do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
To make a small fortune in the commodities market, start with a large fortune.
Tragedy:  a busload of lawyers driving off a cliff with three empty seats.
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops, boy.
Truthful:  dumb and illiterate.
The more you say, the less people remember
When money talks there are few interruptions
Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
To study a subject best, understand it thoroughly before you start.
To vacillate or not to vacillate, that is the question...  or is it?
To you i am an atheist; to god, i'm the loyal opposition.
Today is a good day to bribe a high ranking public official.
Toe:  a part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.
Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
To be safe, make a copy of everything before you destroy it.
Tuesday after lunch is the cosmic time of the week.
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
To keep milk from turning sour, you should keep it in the cow.
Too much is not enough.
Troglodytism does not necessarily imply a low cultural level.
Two can live as cheaply as one for half as long.
Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.
Under capitalism, man exploits man.  under communism, it is just the opposite.
Tomorrow looks like a good day to sleep in.
Time flies like an arrow.  fruit flies like a banana.