Protronics presents:    WinJokes 1.1   for Dos, Macintosh & Windows

Get the greatest jokes of all time ever published in one collection.   WinJokes
has 1 MB of the best one liners, stories, pranks, laws, and outrageous wit.  To
order your copy call (800) 484-9004 x1055, fax the form below to (404) 872-4243
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WinJokes makes a unique gift for family, friends, and coworkers. We accept VISA
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A small gift of laughter from "Memorable Pieces of Wisdom" Volume 1

Eat a live frog, every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you all day. 
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.
A bore is a person who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about yourself.
The first myth of management is that it exists. When all else fails, read the instructions. 
Sow your wild oats Saturday night ... but pray for crop failure on Sunday night.
In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it.
A man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the
last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.
An expert is a person who avoids the small errors while sweeping on to the grand fallacy.
Friction is a drag. Gravity brings me down - the earth sucks. Biology grows on you.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
An elephant is a mouse built to Military specifications.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Join the Army, travel to exotic foreign lands, meet new and exciting people and kill them.
You are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even though you wish they were.
Health nuts are going to feel strange someday, lying around hospitals, dying of nothing.
An economist can rule the world on paper, but can't balance his own checkbook.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man playing golf with his boss.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Please oh Lord make my words sweet and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.

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