(dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more
Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder.
Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG!
Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'?
Chain Tagline:  Now stolen [17] times.
Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh
DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck
Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!!
Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already.
Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.!
Don't just DO something,STAND THERE!
Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition.
Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!!
Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise?
Dreadful.  Truly dreadful.  But you love it, don't you?
Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself.
Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP.
Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate.
File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a drink?
File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted.
Forecast for tonight: Dark
Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does...
Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong.
Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom!
Halleluja!  Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
Hello dad...I'm in jail and I LIKE IT here!
Hello good evening and welcome, to BLACKMAIL!
Help you out? Certainly. Which way did you come in?
Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon.
I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect Six......
I just _adore_ this tagline!
I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I beat.
I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime scream?
I just took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I know and I know you know I know.
I know my mind. And it's around here someplace.
It said, "Insert Disk #3", but only 2 would fit
Join Taglines Anonymous.  We can help.
Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6
Man made Booze. God made Grass. Who do you trust?
Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps.
My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home.
NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious...
NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious!
Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!...
Phone sex? Nah. Ma Bell is a little past Playmate age.
Phoneco.sys corrupted - recommend competitive market
Real_men_don't_need_spacebars.
The Russian Express Card Moto: Don't Leave Home!
This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine.
This tagline is umop apisdn
Umm...your ZIP is open...
WWhhaatt  ddooeess  DDUUPPLLEEXX  mmeeaann??
What aspect of _NO_ dont' you understand?
What, us .BATs?   V^^^\_o^o_/^^^V
Why is "ABBREVIATION" such a long word?
You lost WHAT source code?
[] my job.  [] my boss.  I'm self employed!
Bumper Sticker it said 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'.
HEY LOOK, Ifixxedthat spacebarproblem. ohdarn.
HEY! The taglines are down here!
I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don't tell the wife
If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it!
In your config.sys; you must specify BUGS=OFF.
I always did like climbing trees, is this genetic?
I never knew lasers could be printed.
With schizofrenia you're never alone!
out of condom error: VORSPIEL.EXE halted.
Often, people put taglines down here. WHY?
Have you hugged your modem today?
<* BOEM! *> Intel Outside.
What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.
Good news.  Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Hex Dump:  Place for witches to get rid of used curses.
A gift or flowers is not a good substitute for you being there.
Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its students.
I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS
I used to live in the real world, but I got evicted
I saw Elvis. He sat between me and Bigfoot on the UFO.
US non sequitur society--we don't make sense, but we sure like pizza.
This [send money] is a [send money] subliminal [send money] tagline!
JUST ANOTHER INMATE IN THIS ASYLUM!
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Lead me not into temptation; I'll find my own way.
Mad at your neighbor?  Buy his kid a drum!
I'm from the government. I'm here to help you.
Behind every great man is his BUTT.
Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the lawn!
A job is nice, but it interferes with my life.
If I learn by mistakes, I'm getting a FABULOUS education.
Life's not passing me by, it's running me over!
Wrong! 30 minutes of begging is NOT considered foreplay.
How did I get so round from eating square meals?!?
The problem drinker is the one who never buys.
Make something foolproof, and they just come up with a better fool.
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.
How many babies can a motherboard have?
A confident manner is important: Computers can sense this!
If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Human
I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left!
It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week!
Manual Labor. Isn't he the Vice Pres. of Mexico?
Keptin, a Romulan Wessel ahead!' 'A _wessel_, Mr.Chekov?'
In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world - F. Zappa
Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.
I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All.
For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date!
Just don't tell the asylum you saw me here.
If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower.
Bad FAT? My hard disk has high cholesterol?
No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately?
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!