"Please do not interrupt me.  I have been sitting here in the middle of the    
road for several decades now, trying to decide which way to go.  It is said    
that one of these roads leads you to the most incredible treasures ever seen   
or known by any human in the world."  You can see a bold spot on his head due  
to sitting out here in the sun this long and wonder if the heat doesn't have   
something to do with the story he is telling you. "The legend --he continues-- 
goes on to say that the other road has no way back and that's why they call    
this land what they do.  I have learned that there is a way back here and that 
it should be no secret, for everybody has been there.