I don't really know what you are talking about.  I have been lost in this lands
for hundreds of years.  I used to go and visit the other countries of the land 
but I forgot how to get out of here.  It has been so long since I left this    
place... I just remember that the THIRD time around will take you where ever   
you are going, but even of that I am not sure.  What I do remember is the many 
jewels that were unearthed in the land of the EAST.  They sit there waiting for
anyone to claim them.  The problem is getting out of here.  Why don't you see  
the old man in the mountains to the NORTH of here?  He might know something... 
Oh, sorry.  I FORGOT YOU ARE ALREADY IN THE LAND OF ETERNAL CONFUSION!