I have never been happier to see you!  My daughter, the princess, has been     
kidnapped by some bandoleros.  RESCUE HER!  They were going to brainwash her   
to be able to convince the people of my kingdom that I am not the righteous    
king they know I am.  Bring my daughter alive I beg of you.  I will give you   
15000 gold coins for your help.  PLEASE MOVE DON'T JUST SIT THERE! GO!