Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her carkeys.
I used up all my sicktime, so I'm calling in dead.
Do you believe in telekinesis?  If so, raise my hand
A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago.
All our tag lines are busy at the moment...
And then Adam said, 'What's a headache?'
Photographers do it in the darkroom
Bad Spellers of The World Untie!
Biochemists wear designer genes.
Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad.
Double-parked in a parallel universe...
Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have!
Everything is just a thing.
Geochronologists will date any old thing.
Gravity:  Not just a good idea. It's the law.
He knew the precise psychological moment to say no.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow
You think healthcare's expensive now; wait till it's free
Mr. Flibble's very cross...
Of course, this is just one person's opinion.
We all live in a yellow subroutine.
Smoking is the leading cause of statistics today.