The OutHouseNet is a Radically new and VERY different NET. 
We Cover Almost All topics. To date there are 47 conferences 
available and plenty more in construction. If you do not see
it and you want it, Simply tell us and we will work something
out. If you see it and you do NOT want it, Hell, avoid it, we 
post EVERYTHING!! Just because we carry it you do not have to 
pick it up.  There are only two (2) required conferences, 
(administration and OutHouseNet). 

	Let me take this time to introduce a revolutionary new 
concept we have.  Here at the OutHouseNet we have an on-line 
bar.  In this bar you only have to be 18 to join in the 
activities that you see in an actual bar. In here you will meet 
girls, get dissed by girls, get kicked in the groin by girls 
(not physically but they will want to!)  It is all here, a 
place to leave a message for a group, meet your friends, make 
new friends, offend old ones.  Across the room we have our bar.  
There behind it are our two bartenders, lets me intrude them.  
This is Tubesteak, I run the place on the side when I can break 
away from the OUTHOUSE BBS. To my left is Meatloaf, he is the 
muscle around here, If you get disorderly you will get to meat 
him upclose, (to date NOBODY have gotten more disorderly than 
these two fools). Maybe this can be some sort of challenge? I 
don't know, They like it rough and dirty, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, 
SEX. That's all Tubesteak thinks about, that and drinking.  
Well that's an entirely different story.  In here the only 
rules are to sit back, have a good time, enjoy yourself and 
maybe get a few phone numbers if you are lucky!

	Across the way here we have our sports department.  In 
this section you will find a conference for most popular sports 
today. If what you are looking for is not here just leave a note 
to the sysop.   These areas are set aside for some of the most 
thought provoking conversation on both sides of the Mississippi!   
Now we know sports are not for everybody and for that reason we 
have other honest to goodness government issues on-line.  These 
topics start at the heart of the governmental system, the local 
government, runs through the local law enforcement, on the state 
law enforcement and doesn't stop till it gets to the legislature!

	If the government is not your cup of tea we have areas of 
discussion in insurance companies and other interesting topics 
like the price of gasoline in every city were we reach. Being the 
socially conscience guys we are, we even have a women's issues 
conference to keep up to date with the dilemmas facing our women 
today.  These are not sexual dilemmas, that has its place into our 
deep Adult section.  

	The Adult section dicusses topics like solo sex 
(masturbation), to fantasy, fetishes, want ads (singles) and groups 
sex. If sex is not what your looking for (at least not all the time) 
there are sections on auto repair, high performance tip and auto 
stereo tips.  If you hear of something you like it may be for sale.  
Simply check the $$FOR SALE$$ conference.  This area may contain just 
what you are looking for.  

	Well thanks for taking this little "tour" with me. Please 
stay tuned for information on the OutHouseNet. I'll be seeing' 
you at the bar.