152 ə Doc DeBug was here ə (A)bort (R)etry (V)alium *NO* hard drive has enough space! *WARNING* Message explodes when deleted! ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors. 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman. 486: When I grow up, I wanna be a CRAY 640K is enough for anybody... - Bill Gates, 1981 - bort, etry, mack the friggin' thing... Add DEVICE=EXXON to your CONFIG.SYS.....Mess up your environment. Aerobics: Converting software to firmware Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Apple (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Issac Newton. BREAKFAST.COM Halted...Cereal Port Not Responding. Backup not found. (A)bort (R)etry (V)alium WARNING.....ERROR reading FAT TABLE: (A)bort (R)etry (O)h shit Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Bad command or filename. Go stand in the corner! COLDBEER.CAN not found, USER not loaded. California Raisins Found Murdered - Cereal Killer Suspected Can E-Mail be grounds for Divorce ??? Can anyone tell me where in the manual RTFM is defined? Cat#*&hair'`*^~in}{keyboard:<~#)_+| #~ Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows 3.1 and OS/2 Computers all WAIT at the same Speed! Connected? Good, now enter G for FREE Unlimited Access ! DOS never says: Excellent command or filename. Why? DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... DYNAMITE.COM found. Explode computer? (Y/N) Daddy, what does this little red butt&᳨ NO CARRIER Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice Presidents. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Disk Space: The final frontier. Do files get embarrased when they are unzipped? Do you think Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes? Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has a high cholesterol level? Does the name PAVLOV ring a bell ??? Don't pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER Double your drive space! Delete Windows! Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa ...News at 11 Dyslexics Of The World: Untie! ESTO error: Equipment Smarter Than Operator Engaging in faxual contact?... Use cover sheets. 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I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. If at first you don't succeed, del *.* and forget it! Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! Is it true that chicken soup will kill a virus? It's not over til the FAT Table sings. Junior, quit playing with your floppy! Keyboard: An add-on device for entering errors in a PC> Macintosh - a PC With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Make friends with sysops - page'um at 3 a.m. Miracle Software, Inc. "If it works, it's a Miracle!" Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! More Speed Scotty. But Capt'n, we're at 28800 baud! My computer is working. I'm on a break! My other computer is a Cray II. Nice computers don't crash... No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. Not enough disk space, not enough RAM, not enough money! Not ready; error reading user's mind. Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. OS/2 2.0..It puts hair on your CPU! Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... Operator halted! Star Trek's on! Original Multitasker = Two PCs and a chair with wheels! PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages Pi R squared? NoNo! Pie R round, cornbread R square! Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message Psst, Your file is open.... REALITY.SYS CORRUPTED: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) ROBOHUSBAND: Sleeps with your wife while you're online. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Shareware program dies! GIF at Eleven. Shell to DOS....come in DOS...do you copy? Software independant: Won't work with ANY software. System Error (A)bort (R)etry (W)hine TSR= (T)rash (S)ystem (R)andomly That's not line noise -- your modem's speaking in tongues! The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected The world is coming to an end. Please log-off. Then, sudden-like, >BLAMMO Upgrade: Take out old bugs, put new ones in. VViirruuss?? 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Windows and Quayle - Wasted space! Windows is to OS/2 as Etch-A-Scetch is to Art. Windows: The Gates of hell. WOMAN.ZIP - Good utility when properly configured - Yer motherboard wears combat reboots! Yes, but which one is the Fatherboard? You may now log into life. Password: [sigh] Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be ... del *.com (heh, heh) mY OthEr mOdEm Is A tIn cAn And stIck. hs s yr mpr rgs. y qs狕s? ׭ m$$g m M 100% ڐ 䳉 Push To Test. Release To Detonate.