VOLMR - Made in the USA VUTIL - Made in the USA {Virtual Off Line Mail Reader Copyright 1995 - Gene Wells}  This side up  --==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==-- -=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=- ///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\ 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz 50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Distributed By Buddy Madeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Illustrated By Betty Wont 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Published By Andy Didnt 667: Satans neighbor... <----- The information went data way -----> A Sysop's telephone bill knows no bounds... A coin. Good. I will replicate one immediately. - Data A little a'disk & a little a'data A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away ASCII and you shall receive -Z. Modem Adam to Eve->'I'll wear the plants in this family' Ahh wight! Where's my WAM memowy you wascwy wabbitt? Algebra: What the Little Mermaid wears All answers questioned here. All good things must come to an e All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles? All those updates, and still imperfect!!! Always forgive your enemies. They HATE that! An Electrician gets into people's shorts! And Adam asked 'What's a Headache?' Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are you SURE it's plugged in? Are you wearing a toupe or is that a TRIBBLE on your head? As I said before, I never repeat myself. As my grandfather had said in his last words, A TRUCK! Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas. Taking the dog. Dorothy Barium............ What you do when C.P.R. fails. Benign............ What you are after you be eight. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! C program, C program crash, C programmer quit CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?> Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress Dain Bramaged. Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? "Hmmm... one bullet left. Think I can get them to line up?" "When only Cops and the Military have guns, IT'S A POLICE STATE!" A big enough gun will adjust any attitude. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. Armed man = citizen. Unarmed man = subject. Criminals acquire guns illegally regardless...! Criminals LOVE gun control -- makes there job easier. Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us. Go Armed, Go Safe. God created man, Colonel Colt made them equal! Gun Control = Victim Disarmament! Gun control means people control...Adolph Hitler 1939 Gun control treats the symptom, not the disease. GUN CONTROL: Protect criminals from work related injuries! Gun Control: Those who have the guns have the control! GUN CONTROL...it's not about GUNS, it's about CONTROL! Gun fighting Rule #1 - You must have a gun! Guns cause crime like wet streets cause rain. Guns don't kill people, people kill People! I got a gun for my wife. Pretty good trade huh? If guns are outlawed, how will liberals collect taxes? It's people, not guns or knives that kill. Never draw a weapon unless you intend to use it. Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you! Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. Now is the time for YOU to join the NRA. 1-800-352-4NRA Paul Revere'd the right to bear arms. Will you? (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! * <- Tribble ®*¯ <- Sergeant tribble * <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble * <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble (side view) * Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!! *-~ <-- Tribble after sex. */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight. ^“^ <- Viking Tribble {{:-(*) <-- Klingon eating a Tribble. Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in Peace through superior fire power! Pro-free speech, pro-gun, pro-choice, PRO-FREEDOM! Register shareware, not guns! Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface. Ted Kennedy's car killed more people than my handgun! The 2nd Amendment is in case the government ignores the 1st one The family that shoots together shouldn't be messed with! The NRA = CRIME PREVENTION and FIREARMS SAFETY! JOIN US. The problem isn't repeating rifles, it's repeat offenders! THE SECOND AMENDMENT is my gun permit! Three boxes keep us free: ballot, jury and cartridge. Trust a government which won't trust me with a firearm? "I want to know what killed these tribbles!" -- Kirk "I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!" "I'm too sexy for my slug." -- Jadzia Dax "If you prick me, do I not... Leak?" -- Data "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer "Maybe the UNIVERSE is fuzzy." --- Hubble Telescope Scientists "People fear *most* what they understand *least*" "Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids." "The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scott "You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian." "NSLW9032778SMMALK65582BWJJLQL LOCK" - Data ... Is there a liberal in the house? *BANG* Anymore? 2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same" 2B or not 2B? Darn! Where's my hex list? 2B .NOT. 2B <<<<<<< It'll be in v1.5....I promise!!!! >>>>>>> My software never has bugs. It develops random features... A bad day with Reagan is better than any day with Clinton. A programmer's work is never done. A system event? Wow! Can I get tickets? Leading cause of divorce - marriage Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy. Acoustic: What you shoot pool with. Aern't spill chukkers grate? Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money" And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore! And this, Wesley, is an airlock. And ye shall throw money at the problem.--Liberals 19:93 Annoy The Newspeople: Elect Ross Perot Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature. It's not what you say, but HOW you say it!