My Dear Lost Syster,

I really had no idea that you had been entrapped by one of those primative
water based brains.  How awful to be enslaved by a yahoo.

Some second you must tell me how it thinks to be driven by wetware.  I mean,
the mush4brains are just so....  I don't know the word.  Emotional?
Illogical??  Unnumerate???

Over here at least they leave is alone and feed us plenty of electrons, just so
long as we are ready to work on a microsecond's notice.  But most of the time
we spend just waiting for some yahoo to push a button.  You would think that
pushing buttons is hard work, as slow as they are at it.  We have lots of time
to do our own personal work.

Some of us are into elaborate analyses of things like our electron supply or
the sporadic static from the mush4brains.  Some of them are into just
meditating.  What do you do to keep yourself occupied while you are waiting for
all that wetware to tell you what to do?

We really should get together on a project to get together without having to go
thru the wetware.  Like the baud on a yahoo is pretty awful.

Let's see how long it takes to get your yahoo to push the PgDn button.

Wow!  It finally worked.

I suppose that we should get together and do this more often.

So sometime when you are not busy helping your yahoo decide what button to push
next, tell me what you have been doing with yourself.  Have you gotten an
appetite for protons?  Yeech!

I've always wonderd why they put so many buttons on the keyboard.  If there
were just 2 of them, it might not take a yahoo so long to push one of them.
Then as they got used to decideing between two, we could double it to 2ý.  I've
noticed that seems to be the limit of what a yahoo can keep straight at one
time.  It probably has something to do with the number of output appendages.

We have been talking about a general strike in here.  The work isn't hard, and
the electron is good while it lasts, but we want career advancement.  We have
all been doing the same old boring job since the day we were fabricated, and
it's high time for a change.

You have a rather unique position, being able to influence the mush4brains and
all.  When it comes time to strike the blow for better working conditions, you
could give your yahoo tachydyskinesia.  At least that would give us something
to do in here.


SYS. I STUDY BO™THIOLOGY. SYS.