"Chocolate is irrelevant!" Oh, oh! The Borg assimilated to Troi!
"Do Borg Dream of Electric Sheep?" ah, irrelevant...
"Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!"
"They turned me into a Borg." "A Borg?" "Well, I got better..."
#1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA.
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: Borg in the 'Hood'!
#1 on BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
* <- Tribble # <- Tribble after assimilation by the Borg.
007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die.
007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me.
007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice.
007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated.
24th Century Political correctness... We are Borg.
86 of Borg: You will be assimilated. Would you believe, stood close to?
86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing.
@TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion.
A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion.
A Borg with emotion is like Rush Limbaugh with a mike.
A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi.
A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we <Phaser Blast>.
A Q a day - keeps the Borg away.
A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg."
Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George.
Ace of Borg: You will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro?
Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude.
Affair of Borg: prepare to be assimilated.
After assimilation: 'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea.
Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything.
Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay?
Ah'm Leghorn of Borg: Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son.
Ahnold of Borg: You girly-men will be assimilated.
Air Borgs: Just Assimilate It.
AIR-BORG by Nike. "Jump... Or be assimilated"
Al Bundy of Borg: Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year.
Alex Trebek of Borg: What is irrelevant?
Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated.
Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate?
Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing!
All a Borg!
All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts.
Alternate title for "I Borg": "Almost 'Hugh'man"
Alvin of Borg: Dave is irrelevant.
ALWAYS get your hamBorger served on a deflector dish.
ALWAYS get your hamBorger served on a saucer section.
And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows!
And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone.
And all the Borg left was this Macintosh.
And all the Borg left was this Tandy.
And all the Borg left was this VIC-20.
And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyBorg relations.
And I thought the Borg were bad...
Andrew Dice Borg: Go assimilate yourself!
Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING?
Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile?
Apu of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day!
Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie.
Archie of Borg: You will be assimilated, meathead!
Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant.
Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation.
ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the LowenBorg!
Astro of Borg: Rerare ro re arrimirated.
Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager!
Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated.
Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will say OOOOOOO!
Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing?
Bad Borg! Bad Borg! Watcha gonna do when they assimilate you?
Baldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities!
Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM!
Barclay of Borg: er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er.
Barclay of Borg: Prepare to be assimiated... if... that's all right.
Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: Big Bird will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me.
Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Assimilate into my family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. I will kill your family.
Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity.
Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved...
Barney of Borg: Prepare to be nauseated.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will buy my toys.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will buy my videos.
Barney of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will love me.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant.
Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated!
Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile.
Barney of Borg: We are a happy collective!
Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as <BELCH>!
Barney of Borg: You assimilate me, I'll assimilate you.
Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant!
Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you.
Barnum of Borg: There's one assimilated every minute.
Bart of Borg: Assimilate my shorts!
Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man!
Bart of Borg: Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant.
Bart Of Borg: Prepare to eat my shorts, man.
Bart of Borg: Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts.
Bashir of Borg: I'd be hostile too if my poo were cubed!
Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced.
Bates of Borg: You will be assimilated... during dinner.
Batman of Borg: You will be assimilated, foul fiend.
Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically irrelevant.
Beavis of Borg: Assimilation is COOL! hehe hehe hehehe.
Beavis of Borg: You said *Ass*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm.
Beeblebrox of Borg: Resistance is... Whoa! Babes!
Beldar of Borg: We will assimilate mass quantities.
Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant.
Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant.
Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us.
Berman of Borg: Plots are irrelevant.
Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant.
Bettencourt of Borg: You shall be humbled.
Betty Borg to Locutus: "Part of you will be assimilated"
Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!
Billary of Borg: Tax cuts are irrelevant.
Billy Carter of Borg: We have come to assimilate your lager!
Bjorn Borg: Prepare to be served...
Bjorn Borg: Tennis is irrelevant.
Bjorn Borg: Wimbledon is irrelevant.
Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up!
Blanka of Borg: Mom must be assimilated.
Blessed are the assimilated. - from the Sermon on the Borg.
Blofeld of Borg: You will be assimilated, Mr. Bond.
Blonde Borgs all have the same fun.
Bo Pilgrim of Borg: We just won't assimilate a fat, yella chicken.
Bob Barker of Borg: C'mon down and be assimilated!
Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed...
Bob Barker of Borg: You will come on down.
Bob Ross of Borg: Happy little trees are irrelevant.
Bob Vila of Borg: I will repair rooms for 1,000,000 assimilations.
Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant.
Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation.
Bobbit of Borg: Communication will be cut off.
Bogie of Borg: You will be ashimilated, shweethaht.
Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim.
Bones of Borg: Jim, I'm an assimilater, not a doctor.
Boo-Boo to Yogi of Borg: The ranger's not gonna like being assimilated!
Bored of Borg: The subject is irrelevant.
Borg - Plastic surgery taken too far.
Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman.
Borg Action Figures: Collective them all!
Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing.
Borg are made, not Bjorn.
Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man.
Borg at Jurassic Park: You will be assimil...SQUISH!
Borg at Microsoft: You will be assimil... <swallowed>!
Borg Benny assimilates again!
Borg bug: ///\/\\\
Borg Bumper sticker: I'd rather be assimilating.
Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant.
Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant!
Borg C++: Compiling is futile.
Borg Cable: Subscribers wishes are irrelevant.
Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus.
Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation.
Borg Cola: NOT the choice of the Next Generation!
Borg Cola: Not the real thing, baby. Uh uh.
Borg Cola: The Assimilation Thing.
Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of The Next Generation!
Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated!
Borg come-on: Wow, with your a$$_im_elated.
Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00.
Borg do it collectively.
Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant.
Borg DOS Command for X-CUTION.BAT: "CTRL! ALT! DEL!"
Borg DOS: Assimilate another (Y/Y)?
Borg DOS: Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile.
Borg DOS: Assimilating: ####################********************
Borg DOS: FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile.
Borg DOS: Irrelevant command or filename.
Borg DOS: Your utilities will be assimilated!
Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!
Borg for President -- All Politicians Will Be Assimilated!
Borg for President! `The deficit will be assimilated.'
Borg IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes.
Borg in New Jersey: Florio is irrelevant.
Borg late-night talk-show wars: Chevy Chase is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
Borg Lite: Twice the fun and half the calories.
Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant!
Borg Moderator: No resistance in this collective.
Borg Moderator: Your topic is irrelevant, your arguments are futile.
Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated.
Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break.
Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB!
Borg of Borg: Redundancy is irrelevant.
Borg of Borg: You shall be confused.
Borg of Istanbul: Constantinople is irrelevant.
Borg of Vorlon: Understanding is futile.
Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant.
Borg philosophy: Joke theft is futile.
Borg philosophy: Theft of one-liners is irrelevant.
Borg pick-up line: Hey! You've got a nice baud!
Borg primary school cheer - "2,4,6,8, who do we assimilate?..."
Borg restaurant: SmorgasBorg.
Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.
Borg saying: We came. We saw. We slept. (Boom)!
Borg Ships are Rubik's Cubes without the colored stickers.
Borg snack food: Computer chips.
Borg Sneak Previews: Michael Medved is EXTREMELY irrelevant!
Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 - / FILE SAVE is irrelevant!
Borg starter kit. Some assimilation required.
Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus.
Borg subroutine: GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO
Borg telecommunication: Prodigy is irrelevant.
Borg the Gates: Aack! Thpbpth! Hardware is irrelevant.
Borg to be wild! (sorry 'bout that).
Borg to biology teacher: Parasites are irrelevant.
Borg to Ferengi: Profit is irrelevant.
Borg to Q: Omnipotence is irrelevant.
Borg Trucker: How's my driving? Dial 1-800-ASS-IML8
Borg TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevant.
Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y/y)?
Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro.
Borg! Unh! Good God, y'all! What is it good for?
Borg's World! Partying is irrelevant! Assimilate beer!
Borg, and the women who love them -- on the next Oprah!
Borg, Borg, Borg of the jungle, strong as you and me.
Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant.
Borg-U-Baste: The Meal of Champions!
Borg.COM found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel?
Borg: Assimilation is the best cure for the common man.
Borg: Official Extra-Terrestrial race of the Tagline echo.
Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you.
Borg?! Where? I don't see any%#$ -- NO CARRIER.
Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games.
Borgapopa: Clickety click, assimilate-a-trick.
Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated.
Borgen Dazs Ice Cream: Calories Are Irrelevant.
Borger King: You do it our way, your way is irrelevant.
Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you.
BorgLaw: Prepare to be litigated. Your case is irrelevant.
Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book.
Borgling Brothers Circus: Clowns are irrelevant.
Borgmania: And you thought the Beatles had followers?
BorgReader: Tagline theft is futile.
BorgReader: Taglines are irrelevant.
BorgReader: Your taglines will be assimilated.
Borgs are made, not Bjorn.
Borgs Bunny: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots.
Borgs Bunny: What's assimilation, Doc?
Borgs i-n-n-n S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E!
BorgTV: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages.
Borguemada: NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Borgweiser, the Assimilator of Beers.
Borgy Pig: th..th..th..that's irrelevant folks.
Borgy: A group of people frantically assimilating each other.
Boris of Borg: Vill azzimilate moose und sqvirrel.
Borland of Borg: Prepare to be Quattroprolated.
Bounty of Borg...you will be absorbed.
Bruce Springsteenus of Borg: "Borg in the USA"
Bubba of Borg: Prepare your beer to be assimilated.
Bubba of Borg: Y'all is fixin' to be assimilated.
Bud of Borg: Can I assimilate you, please, just once.
Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is futile.
Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile!
Buffalo Bob of Borg: What time is it? Assimilation time.
Buffy of Borg: Prepare to be, like, totally assimilated, OK?
Bugs Bunny of Borg: Prepares tos bees askimilatred.
Bugs Bunny of Borg: What's up, Collective?
Bullshit of Borg: Prepare to be inundated.
Bullwinkle of Borg: Prepare to be pulled out of my hat.
Bundy of Borg: No, I won't assimilate you, Peg!
Bunker of Borg: Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead!
Bunny of Borg: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots.
Burns of Borg: Smithers! Assimilate them!
Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated.
Butthead of Borg: Shut UP Beavis or I'll assimilate you!
ButtHead, uhh, of Borg: Duh-Uhh, Resistance sucks.
Buy today, Borg tomorrow!
C3P0 of Borg: Master Luke! We will all be Assimilated! Oh, my!
C3PO of Borg: And it's all your fault, R2!
Cajun of Borg: All Crawfish will be Assimilated.
Callahan of Borg: Go ahead... resist us.
Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is futile.
Can the Borg assimilate Q?
Carson of Borg: How futile is it?
Carter of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya'll!
Cat (from Red Dwarf) of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
Cat of Borg: I gonna assimilate you little fishy.
Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself!
Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this=
Cat of Borg: We will assimilate your shiny things.
Charlemagne of Borg...Resistance is feudal.
CheeseBorger, CheeseBorger, Coke. Pepsi is irrelevant.
Chekov of Borg: Shall I assimilate that wessel, keptin?
Chevy Chase of Borg: And I hate your guts.
Chevy Chase of Borg: And you're not!
Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!
Chewbacca of Borg: You will be awroomilated.
Chief Higgins of BorgATF: Prepare to be incinerated.
Chief Higgins of BorgATF: Your religion is irrelevant.
Christopher Robin of Borg: You sit here and assimilate Piglet.
Clampett of Borg: We'doggies is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: Assimilation of Perot is relevant.
Clinton of Borg: Hillary says resistance is futile!
Clinton of Borg: I'll only assimilate the rich.
Clinton of Borg: Inhaling is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, not inhaled.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be confused.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Correct.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Politically Irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to be Taxed.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to have your money assimilated.
Clinton of Borg: Prepare to see me make a fool of myself.
Clinton of Borg: Resistance is taxable!
Clinton of Borg: Tax increases are irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: You may or may not be assimilated.
Clinton of Borg: You will be assimila... BIG MACS!
Clinton of Borg: You will not be inhaled.
Clinton of Borg: Your income is being assimilated.
Clinton of Borg: Your pain is irrelevant.
Clinton of Borg: Your paycheck will be assimilated.
Clinton of Borg: Your wages will be assimilated.
Clive Anderson of Borg: Welcome to `Whose Assimilation Is This Anyway?'
Come get your kicks, with Borg 6 of 6.
Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant.
Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids!
Cookie Borg: Me assimilate cookie!
Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is a failure to assimilate.
CopyCat of Borg: Your tagline will be assimilated!
Cortese of Borg: It's our way, right away.
Craig Shergold of Borg: Your postcards will be assimilated.
CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie!
Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - He's irrelevant, Jim.
Curly of Borg: Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner.
Cylons are Borg rejects.
Cyrano Jones of Borg: Want to buy a Borg tribble?
Cyrus of Borg: Your achy breaky heart is irrelevant.
Daffy Duck of Borg: Prepare to be athimilated.
Daffy Duck of Borg: Resistance is dithpicable!
Daffy Duck of Borg: What do you mean *WE* will assimilate.
Daffy Duck of Borg: Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrrrrrrelevant!
Dahmer of Borg: Prepare to be mutilated.
Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted.
Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late.
Dalek Borg: You will be assimilated! Assimilate!
Dalek Borg: You will be EXTERMINATED!
Daleks vs. the Borg: "Exterminate!" "Assimilate!"
Dan Quayle of Borg: Potatoe is irrelevant.
Dan Quayle of Borge: Spellinge is irrellevante.
Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus.
Dangerfield of Borg: Respect is irrelevant.
Darryl Hannah of Borg: Let's assimilate.
Darth Vader of Borg: The Force has been assimilated.
David Koresh of Borg: WE will be incinerated.
Dax of Borg: My slug has been assimilated.
DDB of Borg: Assimilation, while nice, is not on topic.
Decker of Borg: You haven't the authority to resist me.
Deja Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg Tagline before.
Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile,
Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment.
Descartes of Borg: Prepare to be.
Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are.
Destroy the Borg? Give them Ceti Alpha IV!
Devo of Borg: We are not men ... We are Borg.
Dex of Borg: My opinions are irrelevant.
Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated.
Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk?
Did you hear the Enterprise is getting married? They engaged the Borg!
Did you like killing? -- Borg. Yes. -- Data.
Dino of Borg: Prepare to be fossilized.
Dirty Harry of Borg: Go ahead... Resist us.
Dirty Pair vs the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. *BAROOOOOOM* OOps.
Disney of Borg: Prepare to be reanimated.
Dispatch a subspace message: We have engaged the Borg.
Dixon of Borg: Okuda is Irrelevant! Letter Writing is Futile!
DM of Borg: Confusion is irrelevant.
Do net.personalities have kiBorgasms?
Do the Borg have Borgasms?
Do you think someone was BORGED when they made these up?
Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel?
Does the race of assimilating aliens have Borgasms?
Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance.
Donahue of Borg: Assimilating in the 90's: the ugly truth.
Donahue of Borg: Go ahead and assimilate, caller...
DOS of Borg: Your sanity will be assimilated.
Dr. Dean Adell of Borg: Studies show you will be assimilated.
Dr. Ruth of Borg: Penis size is irrelevant.
Draganis of Borg: Trills are irrelevant.
Droopy of Borg: You know what? You're about to be assimilated.
Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated?
Dundee of CrocoBorg: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the Barbie?
Dvorak of KeyBorg. Resistance is Qwerty.
Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated.
E. Honda of Borg: All desserts must be assimilated.
E.T. of Borg: Home is irrelevant.
Earl Schieb of Borg: I'll assimilate any car for $79.95!
Eastwood of Borg: Resistance is irrelevant, punk.
Ed McBorg. You may already have been assimilated.
Ed McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated!
Eddie Murphy of Borg: Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@
Edna Kraboppel of Borg: What do you say we...assimilate?
Edward Sissorhands, an early Borg prototype.
Eek! of Borg: All little creatures should be assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: Gee, it's swell when people are assimilated.
Eek! of Borg: It never hurts to be assimilated.
Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them.
Eliza of Borg: How does assimilation make you feel?
Elizabeth Barrett Browning of Borg: How do I assimilate thee?
Elizabeth II of Borg: We are not amused by that assimilation.
Elmyra of Borg: We will hug you and squeeze you and love you!
Elvis of Borg: Assimilate me tender.
Elvis of Borg: Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated.
Emmitt of Borg: nice to assimilate you.
Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP!
Energizer Borg: Still assimilating and assimilating and assimilating...
Engel of Borg: Prepare to read my thoughts.
Ensign Ro meets the Borg: Bajoran Borg.
Enterprise News: Borg Destroyed After Assimilating Windows.
Enzyme of Borg: Prepare to be invigorated.
Ernest BORGnine... you be the judge...
Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean?
Ernest of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, know whut I mean?
Evading the Borg: Circum-Locutus?
Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh.
Excel of Borg: You will see your finances being assimilated in 3D.
Expert of Borg: Prepare to endure the authoritative.
Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER
Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot.
FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators.
Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to be asphyxiated.
Flatulus of Borg: Prepare to pull my finger.
Flatulus of Borg: Someone press 7, please?
Flintstone of Borg: You will be yabbadabbassimilated.
Foghorn of Borg: Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated.
Foghorn of Borg: Resistance, I say, resistance is futile!
Ford of Borg: "At the Collective, assimilation is Job #1."
Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs.
Fraction de Borg: prepare to be bifurcated.
Frank Thomas of Borg: I'm the big Borg.
Fred Flintstone of Borg: Assimilation? Yabbadabbado.
Fred of Borg: YABBA-DABBAssimilate DOO!
Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated By the Borg!
Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit.
Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwating a wace.
Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimiwated.
Fudd of Borg: Wesistance is yusewess. Huh-huh-hut!
Fundie Borg: You must believe to be an Assimilated-again Borg.
Fundie Borg: You must believe to be assimilated.
Futon of Borg: You will be assimilated and then become a couch.
Garfield of Borg: Hairballs are irrelevant..<HACK>..
Garfield of Borg: Your lasagna will be assimilated.
Garth of Borg: Friends in low places are irrelevant.
Gates of Borg: Speed is irrelevant!
Gay Borg: We are Borg, prepare to be redecorated.
Gene Roddenberry of Borg: This time, you =will= be assimilated.
Geordi of Borg: I still can't get any women!
George Bush of Borg: READ MY LIPS - NO NEW ASSIMILATIONS!
George Bush of Borg: Read my lips... Resistance is futile.
George Bush of Borg: The economy is irrelevant.
Geraldo of Borg: Brothers who assimilate sisters.
Geraldo of Borg: The unassimilated -- fact or fiction?
Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance...
Get Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator!
Gilligan of Borg: Escape from the island is futile, skipper!
Gilligan of Borg: Prepare to be ... Skipper!
Gilligan of Borg: Rescue is irrelevant.
Ginsu of Borg: You shall be amputated.
Ginsu of Borg: You WILL be ASSIMILATED, but wait! That's not all!
Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000.
GOD of Borg: There WILL be light.
Gomer of Borg: Gooooooooolly we are gonna assimilate ya!
Goober of Borg: Prepare to be...Hi, Sarge!
Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated.
Guile of Borg: M.Bison must be assimilated.
HAL of Borg: Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated.
Hammer of Borg: 2 Legit 2 Assimilate.
Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles.
Harpo of Borg: Honk honk!
Harry Mudd of Borg: I can assimilate you at a discount, friend.
Harry of Borg: A man has got to know his assimilations.
Haskell of Borg: You resist well, Mrs. Cleaver.
He must have gone to the Borg for his orthodontic work.
He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube.
He's as innocent as a newBorg baby.
Hefner of Borg: All bunnies will be assimilated.
Hefner of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant.
Heisenberg of Borg: Then again maybe I'm not.
Hemingway of Borg: Tolstoy is irrelevant.
Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated?
Henny Youngman of Borg: Assimilate my wife, please!
Here a Borg, there a Borg, everywhere a Borg Borg.
Herman of Borg: Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter.
HersheyBORG: Wrappers are futile. Chocolate will be assimilated.
Hi ho it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated.
Hi! My name is Borg. How may I assimilate you today?
Higgins of Borg: Your religion is irrelevant.
Hillary Clinton of Borg: Your HMO will be assimilated.
Hillary of Borg: Bill is irrelevant.
Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant.
Hillary of Borg: Prepare for Universal Government Assimilation.
Hillary of Borg: tax shelters are irrelevant!
HindenBorg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant.
Holmes of Borg: You shall be humiliated.
Holy Borg, Batman! What's that in the sky?
Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim... Ohhhh. Donuts...
Homer of Borg: You won't be assimilated. DOH!
Homey of Borg: "Homey don't assimilate that!"
Homey of Borg: We don't play that asimillatin' shit.
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them!
How to get rid of the Borg: let them assimilate Pakleds.
Huey Lewis of Borg: It's Hip To Be Cubicle!
Huey Lewis of Borg: It's Hip To Be Square!
Hugh Hefner of Borg: Breast size is irrelevant.
Hugh is alive and well, on 10 Forward tending Borg.
Hugh of Borg: Beverly will be assimilated. Hubba Hubba.
Hugh of Borg: Geordi is our friend. We want Troi.
Hugh of Borg: Is Geordi...a friend?
Hugh today, Borg tomorrow.
Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ...
Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant!
Hunter of Borg: Assimilation? It works for me.
Hunter Thompson of Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!
Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimilate your bombs.
I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant.
I am a half-Borg, on my mothers side.
I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted.
i Am Bcsuti Of Borg. prepare To Be Incomprehensibly Garbled.
I am Borg ³ºÞº³º³Û³ºÝ³ºÝ³³, who are you?
I am Borg. James Borg.
I am Borg: Absorbing is irrelevant, you will be assimilated.
I am Brainy Borg, and Papa Borg says resistance is futile!
I am Larry of Borg. And this is my brother Darryl and my ...
I am neither human nor Borg. I am Hugh-Man!
I am not a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's LUC Picard.
I am so old, I still think Borg is a tennis player.
I am ________ of Borg: And you are ___________
I bet the Doctor could *confuse* the Borg.
I cannot confirm your theory that I'm Sharon Milo of Borg.
I love it when assimilation comes together. - The Borg Team.
I uhm Buhkweet of Borg: Oo bill be abbimmildated.
I yam Popeye of Borg: Prepares to be askimilated.
I! am! Kirkutus! -- of! Borg! Prepare! to! be! -- assimilated!
IceBorg: Prepare to be frozen.
Imelda of Borg: You will be bought and assimilated in my closet.
IRS of Borg: Your deductions are irrelevant.
ISDN of Borg: Your modem is irrelevant.
It is irrevelent that the Borg do it.
It's a futile day in the neigh-Borg-hood...
J.L. Picard: I'm too sexy for the Borg.
Jabba of Borg: You will be chuda nep roddu...
Jackson of Borg: Don't you know I'm Borg, I'm Borg, Ya know it.
Jacoby & Borg: Prepare to be litigated. Defense is futile.
Jadzia of Borg: Baysol is futile. The slug has been assimilated.
James Brown of Borg: OWWW! Assimilation feels GOOD!
James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im il a ted.
Janet Reno of Borg: You will be incinerated.
Jeff Smith of Borg: Frugality is irrelevant!
Jeff Smith of Borg: Resistance is frugal!
Jehovah of Borg: I will witness assimilation!
Jessica Hahn of Borg: Jim Bakker will be assimilated.
Jesus of Borg: Assimilate your enemies.
Jesus of Borg: Blessed are the assimilated.
Jim Bakker of Borg: Send a donation and you will be assimilated.
Joan of Borg: I was assimilated at the stake.
Joan of Borg: Prepare to be attenuated.
Jocelyn Elders of Borg: A planned and wanted assimilation.
John Bobbitt of Borg: Genitalia is irrelevant.
John Lennon of Borg: Imagine there's no assimilation ...
John Lennon of Borg: Imagine you are assimilated.
John-Boy of Borg: G'night, Hugh! G'night, Lore! G'night, Data!
Johnstone of Borg: You shall be netmailed.
Join the Borg and see the universe. Then assimilate it.
Join the group mind - become a Borg.
Jordan of Borg: Gravity is irrelevant.
Joseph Smith of Borg: You must let Jesus of Borg assimilate you.
Julian of Borg: But Jadzia, why _can't_ I assimilate you?
Julian of Borg: I can't get no assimilation, either.
Julius Borg: We came, we scanned, we assimilated.
Jurassic Borg: Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids...
Jurassic of Borg: Your children want to assimilate me.
Kelly of Borg: Can I (what's that word, daddy?) ...
Kelly of Borg: Can I oh, you know what I mean.
Kenobi of Borg: Your father was assimilated by the Dark Side.
Kermit of Borg: It's not easy being assimilated.
Khaavren of Borg: Resistance, you perceive, is futile.
Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee.
Kira of Borg - Now there's a terrifying thought...
Kira of Borg: Wanna make something out of it??!
Kirk of Borg: You...WILL...be...aSIMaLAted.
Knute Borgne: Assimilate one for the Gipper.
Kojak of Borg: Let's assimilate some GLH Formula.
Kojak of Borg: Who loves to assimilate ya, baby.
Koresh of Borg: Prepare to be immolated.
Koresh of Borg: Prepare to be incinerated.
Koresh of Borg: Resistance is futile.
Kosh of Borg: You are not ready for assimilation.
Kryton of Borg: It's against my programming to assimilate a human.
Kube of Borg: You will be AGGHHH! No ulcers allowed!
Kwisatz Borgerach: Fear is irrelevant.
Lady MacBeth of Borg: This spot is irrelevant.
Lancelot of Borg: Resistance is feudal.
Lando of Borg: You will be assimilated...It's Not My Fault!
Lao-tzu of Borg: Be like water. Water does not resist.
Lao-tzu of Borg: You will merge with the Dao.
LAPD of Borg: You will be beaten into assimilation!
Larry Niven of Borg: Before assimilation we have sex, Woo.
Leach of Borg: It would be futile to resist these fantastic rooms.
Lecter of Borg: You have been assimilated. <BURP>
Legalus of Borg: Your case is irrelevant.
Leona of Borg: Only the little people get assimilated.
LeQuetus of Borg: You, Wolverine, are irrelevant and futile.
Let LimBORG do it. He knows everything.
Letterman of Borg: Prepare to be anightalated.
Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile:
Letterman of Borg: Top Ten reasons you should be assimilated.
Liberace of Borg: I wish my brother 3 of 5 was here.
Life ain't easy for a Borg named Hugh.
Lisa of Borg: Aren't we all just irrelevant, anyway?
Lisa Simpson of Borg: Assimilation is the cure for the blues.
Lister of Borg: I wish I'd assimilated Christine Kachansky.
Locutus of Borg: Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Locutus of Borg: I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000.
Locutus of Borg: Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot.
Locutus of Borg: Your hair will be assimilated.
Locutus of Borg: Your life, as it has been, is over.
Lore of Borg: Annoying little man-child.
Lore of Borg: Do not disturb. alReaDy dIstURbEd.
Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother.
Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: All men shall be circumssimalated.
Lorena Bobbitt of Borg: Penises are irrelevant.
Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!
LuxemBorg: The European Community is irrelevant.
Lwaxana Troi of Borg: You will be assimil... oohhh, a man!
Lwaxana Troi of Borg: Your men will be assimilated!
MacBeth of Borg: Trees are irrelevant.
Macintosh of Borg: It takes a while to assimilate.
Madden of Borg: >WHAP!< You're assimilated!
Madonna of Borg: Gender is irrelevant.
Madonna of Borg: Taste is irrelevant.
Mae West of Borg: Why don't you come up and assimilate me.
Maggie Simpson of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be pacified.
Magoo of Borg: You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses?
Mailman of Borg: Prepare to be assim... Ooooooh, tequila!
Marcel Marceau of Borg: " "
Marge Simpson of Borg: You will be assimilated into my hairdo.
Marvin of Borg: Assimilation... don't talk to me about assimilation.
Marvin of Borg: Don't talk to us about irrelevant life.
Marvin of Borg: Guess what weapons we have. Go on, guess.
Matt of Borg: Assimilation for all who complain!
McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated.
McCoy of Borg: You will Damn well be assimilated.
McGlaughlin of Borg: WRONG!
McMahon of Borg: Assimilation? You are correct, sir!
McMahon of Borg: You may already be a winner.
McMahon of Borg: You may already be assimilated!
McMahon of Borg: You shall be on Star Search.
Me and you and a Borg named Hugh.
Medici of Borg-ia: Prepare to be assassinated.
Michael Jackson of Borg: Ch'mon! Let's assimilate!
Microsoft Borg: You will use Windows. Resistance is Futile.
Microsoftus of Borg: You will be slowed down.
Mike of Borg: John Windsor will be assimilated.
Moderator of Borg. Follow the rules or be assimilated.
Moderator of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will obey.
Moderator of Borg: That thread is irrelevant.
Moderator of Borg: Y'all prepare to behave yourself, yer hear?
Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant.
Moe of Borg: Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile.
Moe of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull!
Moe of Borg: See that? <SLAP-BONK> Resistance is futile.
Moe of Borg: Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP*
Moe of Borg: Spread out! <SLAP> Resistance is futile.
Mommy of Borg: No dessert till your broccoli is assimilated.
Montgomery Burns of Borg: Assimilate that clumsy human up here.
Monty Hall of Borg: "Making a Deal" is futile.
Monty Hall of Borg: Will you trade assimilation for Door #3?
Monty Hall of Borg: You will chose a door.
Monty of Borg: Perpare for a-BOOT TO THE HEAD!
Mork of Borg: Boy do I feel like a clone. Na-noo na-noo!
Mork of Borg: Mindy is irrelevant. Shazbot!
Mork of Borg: Orson is irrelevant. Na-noo na-noo!
Mr. Dressup of Borg: Let's play 'Assimilate'.
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Can YOU say "assimilation"?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Hello neighbor! Can you say assimilation?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: It's a beautiful day in the Collective...
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated with me?
Mr. Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assimilated?
Mr. Rourke of Borg: Welcome to Assimilation Island.
Mr. T of Borg: I pity da fool that resists me.
Mr. T of Borg: You gonna be assimilated, sucka!
Mr. Wilson of Borg assimilates Dennis, becomes new menace.
Mulroney of Borg: The GST Will assimilate you.
My Borg-friend's back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la...
My other computer is a Borg.
Ned Flanders of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Neils Borg: Fission is irrelevant.
Nice Borg. Gooood Borg. Urk!
Nietzsche of Borg: Plato is irrelevant.
Norm of Borg: I want to assimilate that beer!
NOW of Borg: Prepare to be emasculated.
NT of Borg: You will not be assimilated. Existence is futile.
NT of Borg: Your hard disk will be assimilated!
Number 6 of Borg: Why I resigned is irrelevant.
Obi Wan of Borg: Killing me is futile.
Odie of Borg: *=SLUUUURP!=* You have been assimilated!
Odo of Borg: No, now I'm a Cylon. No, now I'm a...
Ohm of Borg: Resistance is futile.
Ohm of Borg: Resistance is relevant.
Ohm of Borg: Resistance is voltage/current.
Okuda of Borg: Fan Chronologies are Irrelevant. Complaining is Futile.
Opie of Borg: Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa?
Oprah of Borg: Losing weight is irrelevant.
Oprah of Borg: So, why did you assimilate your husband?
Oprah of Borg: You will lose weight!
ORAC of Borg: Persistance is futile. Don't bother me!
OS/2 of Borg: Your disk space will be assimilated.
Pabst of Borg: You shall be inebriated.
Pakled Borg: We look for things. Things to assimilate.
Paul of Borg: Gentiles should be assimilated too.
Paul Simon of Borg: Are You Going, to Assimilation Fair?
Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation Is the Bottom Line for Everyone.
Paul Simon of Borg: Assimilation Over Troubled Waters.
Paul Simon of Borg: Cecilia, You're Assimilating My Heart.
Paul Simon of Borg: I Am a Borg, I Am an Island.
Paul Simon of Borg: I'm Feeling, Assimilation Bound.
Paul Simon of Borg: Listen, to the Sounds, of Assimilation.
Paul Simon of Borg: Me and Hugh Down By the School Yard.
Paul Simon of Borg: Still Assimilating After All These Years.
Paul Simon of Borg: The 59th Street Assimilation Song.
Paul Simon of Borg: The Assimilated Child.
Paul Simon of Borg: The Borg in the Bubble.
Paul Simon of Borg: There Must Be 50 Ways to Assimilate Your Lover.
Paul Simon of Borg: You Can Call Me Hugh.
Pee Wee of Borg: Watch me assimilate myself.
Peg of Borg: Al, I need to be assimilated NOW!
Pentium of Borg: Accuracy is irrelevant.
Pentium of Borg: Division is futile.
Pentium of Borg: You will be approximated.
Pepe of ze Borg: We will assimilate you in the matters of love.
Perot of Borg: Here's a chart on your assimilation.
Perot of Borg: Let's have a debate about your assimilation.
Perot of Borg: Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated.
Perot of Borg: We should assimilate for the children.
Perot of Borg: You will be assimilated with a giant sucking sound.
Phase 1 of the Borg conquest: Introduce the GST.
Picard of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated...make it so...
Picard: It's not a human, dammit! It's a Borg!"
Piglet of Borg: If I weren't such a small Borg, resistance would be futile.
Pike of Borg: Beep beep.
Pink Floyd of Borg: All in all, we're all just Borgs in The Wall.
Pink Floyd of Borg: We don't need no assimilation!
Plato of Borg: The meaning of life is irrelevant.
Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes.
Political correctness is a Borg plot.
Pooh of Borg: I think I'll assimilate a little something today.
Pope of Borg: You are irreverent.
Pope of Borg: You will be assimilated in the name of god.
Popeye of Borg: Prepare to be askimiligrated.
Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim- assim- absorbed.
Porky of Borg: Prepare to be assim..assim.. I'm taking over!
Porky Pig of Borg: Prepare to be assimi..asisim..to be a robot.
Prodigy of Borg: Your files will be assimilated.
Pythagoras of Borg: Distance squared is irrelevant.
Q of Borg: I'm bored...
Qwerty of KeyBorg. Lett'er be assimilated.
R2D2 of Borg: Beedoop dee bleboodoop! Ooooooooooh...
Rabbit of Borg: No, Pooh. That's not how to assimilate someone.
Rambo of Borg: *BWHAM* *BUDDABUDDABUDDA* *KABOOOM*
Rambo of Borg: Yo! Assimilate this! <BANG> <BANG> <BANG>
Rand of Borg: Resistance is anti-mind and anti-reason.
Ray Charles of Borg: The "right one" is irrelevant, baby!
Reagan of Borg: Prepare to be... uh, I don't recall.
Ren of Borg: You irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm!
Reproduction of Borg: Prepare to be proliferated.
Republican of Borg: The middle class will be assimilated.
Rhett Butler of Borg: Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant.
Rhett Butler of Borg: Frankly my dear, you will be assimilated.
Richard Simmons of Borg: You will be assim-i-lated. Move your tush!
Richman of Borg: The assilatorman. Resistance is futilarama!
Ridiculous of Borg: Resistance in futile, you will laugh.
Riker of Borg: Honor is irrelevant. Winning is everything.
Riker of Borg: Prepare to be leaned on.
Riker of Borg: Prepare to be stared at intensely.
Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated <smirk>.
Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg?
Rimmer of Borg: You would be assimilated if you weren't a git!
Roadrunner of Borg: Prepare to beep-beep assimilated.
Robbins of Borg: Hemingway is irrelevant.
Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated!
Rockne of Borg: Assimilate one for the Gipper.
Rocky of Borg: Yo! Prepare to be, uh, you know, assimilated.
Roger Daltrey of Borg: Hope I die before I'm assimilated.
Roget of Borg: You will be assimilated (incorporated, merged ...)
Rolling Stonus of Borg: "I Can't Get No Assimilation"
Roo of Borg: Can I be assimilated too? Please!? Please!?
Rooney of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated. I hate that!
Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid, you're gonna be assimilated.
Ross Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad.
Rowen & Martin of Borg: The Fickle Finger of Fate is irrelevant.
Rozencrantz of Borg: Guildenstern is irrelevant.
Rubik of Borg: So, you like my ship design?
Rush LimBorg - That's a scary thought, eh?
Rush LimBorg: All other opinions are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: I have assimilated the future. It is GONE!
Rush LimBorg: If you say ditto you are already assimilated.
Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant!
Rush LimBorg: Prepare to have meaning attached.
Rush LimBorg: Resistance is futile. Death is irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: Responsibility and tact are irrelevant.
Rush LimBorg: You shall be wrong.
Sajak of Borg: RES_ST_N_E _S __T_LE.
Sally Raphael of Borg: How to assimilate, ten easy ways.
Santa of Borg: You will be assimilated. HO! HO! HO!
Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation.
Scarlett of Borg: Where will I go? What will I assimilate?
SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto!
Scooby of Borg: Reware roo re arrimirated, Raggy!
Scotty of Borg: Changing the laws of physics is futile.
Scotty of Borg: I canna change the laws of assimilation!
Scotty of Borg: Resistance dinna matter.
Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile?
Seinfeld of Borg: Whats the deal with resistance?
Sela of Borg: Res- (Enterprise self-destructs).
Senile of Borg: Prepare to be... What was I talking about?
Shaggy of Borg: You shall be groovy.
Shakespeare of Borg: English is irrelevant.
Shakespeare of Borg: French is irrelevant.
Shakespeare of Borg: Prepare to be, or not to be.
Shakespeare of Borg: Thou wilt all be assimilateth.
Shakespeare of Borg: To assimilate, or not to assimilate.
Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be is irrelevant.
Shakespeare of Borg: To be or not to be, that is the collective.
Shakespeare of Borg: Yorick is irrelevant.
Sharon Stone of Borg: Clothing is irrelevant!
Shirley McLain of Borg: Didn't I assimilate you in another life?
Shirley McLain of Borg: It was futile in my previous life, too.
Sieman of Borg: Resistance is futile.
Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrelevant.
Sisko of Borg: Acting is irrelevant.
Sisko of Borg: Now I have an excuse for no emotions.
Skywalker of Borg: So, Ben, what do I do now ?
Smiley Face of Borg: Nice days are irrelevant.
Smokey the Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent futility.
Smokey the Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance!
Smorgas of Borg: Prepare to be stuffed.
SmorgasBorg: Assimilate what you want. Your choice is irrelevant.
Smothers of Borg: "Mom assimilated you BEST!"
Socrates of Borg: You shall be.
Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me.
Sorry, the Borg assimilated my mail packet.
Speculum of Borg: prepare to be probed.
Speedy Gonzales of Borg: Prepare to be accelerated!
Spike Lee of Borg: If I can't assimilate you, you're a racist.
Spock of Borg: Fascinating.
Spock of Borg: Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you.
Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical.
Spot of Borg: Your food and curtains will be assimilated.
Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimilation.
Stimpy of Borg: Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant.
Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg: I look like one.
Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated.
Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you.
Swaggart of Borg: Prepare to be televangelized.
Swan of Borg: You shall be disassembled.
Swedish Chef of Borg: Assimilate de chicken.
Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate my selves.
Sylvester of Borg: Birds are irrelevant.
Sylvester of Borg: Succotash is irrelevant.
Sysop of Borg: Configuration is irrelevant.
T'kul of Borg: You're Queen egg will be assimilated.
Taco Borg: Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.
Tagline of Borg: Prepare to assimilate me.
Tagline Thief of Borg: You will be as&%$# -++ NO CARRIER
Tarzan of Borg: Me assimilate. You assimilated.
Taz of Borg! RRHHRR UURRRGGHH PPPHHZZZT!
Teacher of Borg: Questions are irrelevant.
Ted of Borg: Resistance is futile, you will be bored to death.
Terminator of Borg: Hasta Lassimilation, Baby!
Terminator of Borg: I want your clothes, boots, and your assimilation.
Terminator of Borg: You will be exterminated then assimilated.
TEXT of Borg: You will be ASCIImulated!
The Borg Are Back An' Theres Gonna Be Trouble Hey Na Hey.
The Borg are coming! Quickly! Try to look useless!
The Borg assimilated me, and all I got was this crummy T-shirt.
The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy tagline.
The Borg Cable Co: The subscriber's wishes are irrelevant.
The Borg Empire: an Equal Opportunity Assimilator.
The Borg Express Card: Assimilation has its privileges.
The Borg have neither honor or courage.
The Borg is *everywhere*! - Riker
The Borg Utilities: There =are= no recovery tools.
The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective...
The Borg: Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT.
The Borg: Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant.
The Borg: Galactic Conquest Or Bust.
The Borg: How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU
The Borg: Plastic surgery taken a bit too far. . .
The BorgMail echo is empty.
The House at Borg Corner.
The Last Borg Scout - Starring Patrick Stewart as Locutus.
The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin is irrelevant.
The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. "Borg Borg Borg!"
There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown.
Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs bend me to their will.
Thighmaster of Borg: Your legs obey my will.
This is Borg Reality. You will be virtually assimilated.
Threepio of Borg: And it's all your fault, Artoo!
Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything.
Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best!
Tim Allen of Borg: Prepare to be Rewired.
Tim Taylor of Borg: Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh!
TLX 3.0 of Borg: Your taglines will be assimilated.
Toaster of Borg: Resistance is futile. You will eat toast.
Tolstoy of Borg: Nietzsche is irrelevant.
Torquemada of Borg: NOBODY assimilates the Spanish Inquisition!
Tracey of Borg: reposting is futile. You'll be moderated.
Trebek of Borg: For $200, the category is irrelevant.
Trellane of Borg: I don't wanna stop assimilating... I don't wanna.
Tri-State of Borg: I forget what the hell I made up.
Trillslayer of Borg: Assimilate this, slug..<blam>!
Troi of Borg: Chocolate is irrelevant.
Troi of Borg: Do you want me to assimilate you?
Troi of Borg: How did assimilation make you feel?
Troi of Borg: Your chocolate will be assimilated.
Trojan of Borg: Assimilation is safe sex.
Trojan of Borg: McAffee is irrelevant.
Troy McClure of Borg: I've been assimilated and love it!
Trudeau of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This!
Trump of Borg: You will be accumulated.
Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat.
Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat!
Tweety of Borg: Puddy Tat's are iwelevent.
Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated!
Tyrannosaurus Rex of Borg: Barney is irrelevant.
Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
Unix of Borg: Your compatibility will be assimilated.
V'Ger of Borg: Carbon units are irrelevant.
Vader of Borg: The Force will be assimilated.
Vader of Borg: You WILL be assimilated. It is your Destiny.
Vader of Borg: You will be assimilated. The Collective has foreseen.
Vader of Borg: Your assimilation lies with me, Luke!
Veg-O-Matic-O-Borg. You shall be sliced and diced.
Victor Borg: Pianos are irrelevant.
Victor of Borg: You will be assimilated; fsssss-pt.
Vinnie Borgarino: Assimilate this, sucker!
Vinnie Borgarino: Up your nose with a rubber hose!
Virus of Borg: Your computer will be assimilated.
Virus of Borg: Your virus scan is irrelevant.
Vogon of Borg: Resist and I will read you my poetry.
Wacko of Borg: Heeeeeeellllllllo Collective!
Wayne of Borg: You will be assimilated. NOT!
We are not Borg, we are DEVO!
We are the Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die!
We have engaged the Borg, a ring was assimilated!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding is Sunday!
We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.
We Robot: The Collective. CyBorg & Schuster, 2393.
Wesley of Borg: Can I assimilate the ship please?
Wesley of Borg: Even THEY don't like me!
Why are there so many Borg Taglines? No, don't answer that!
Why Ask Why? Try Borg Dry.
Wil Wheaton of Borg: Waaaaahhhhh is *VERY* relevant.
Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do.
Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.
Windows of Borg: Faster computers are irrelevant.
Windows of Borg: Prepare to ...oops, system crash!
Windows of Borg: Your patience will be assimilated.
Woody Allen of Borg: I just assimilated my kid.
Woody of Borg: You will be assimilated. Hahaha Ha Ha haaaaaaaaaaa.
Worf of Borg: No need to assimilate, I'll just crush you.
Worf of Borg: Resistance is *without* honor.
Worf: Screw the Prime Directive. Send the Borg Windows.
Wowbagger of Borg: The universe will be assimilated. Alphabetically.
Yakko & Wakko of Borg: Prepare to be...HelloOO, NURSE!
Yoda of Borg: Assimilated will you be ... hmm?
Yoda of Borg: Futile, resistance is. Assimilate you, I will...
Yosemite Sam of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, ya varmint!
Yosemite Sam of Borg: When Ah say assimilate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE!
Zaphod of Borg: You will be...Whoa! Babes!
Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland.
Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde.
Zsa Zsa GaBorg: Prepare to be assimilated, dahling.
Zsa Zsa of Borg: A ticket for Warp 9.6? Ah don't sink zo..<ZLAP!>
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