If in Astronomy class you ask the professor if Aldeberon is in Federation space þ YMBAT
If the world comes to a standstill when Star Trek is on þ YMBAT
If when the phone rings, you say "Open hailing frequencies" þ YMBAT
If while being chased by a gang you shouted "one to beam up!" þ YMBAT
If you are confronted by urban gang members and respond by shouting "COMPUTER! FREEZE PROGRAM!" þ YMBAT
If you are older and have bad dreams about your children getting together, making a circle and chanting "Angel angel, in the sky..." þ YMBAT
If you are preparing to test a program that you have worked very hard on and complete the process of starting while saying "Energize..." þ YMBAT
If you believe completely in Star Trek's technobabble þ YMBAT
If you believe Uhura played an important role in TOS þ YMBAT
If you built a complete mockup of the U.S.S Enterprise D in your back yard þ YMBAT (If it works I want to be your friend).
If you buy Yarnball Tribbles þ YMBAT
If you call Wall Street and ask the going rate for Gold Pressed Latinum þ YMBAT
If you call your computer disks "Isolinear Chips" þ YMBAT
If you can carry on an intelligent conversation with someone else in Klingonese, you might BOTH be Trekkies. (If you can do it in Romulan your a hopeless case).
If you can describe, in detail, how any component of the Enterprise D works, the technology behind it, which episode it first appeared, and cite specific pages and paragraphs with cross-references from all Trek technical manuals from memory þ YMBAT
If you can jump to a given scene in any Trek episode or movie just by looking at the counter on your VCR þ YMBAT
If you can quote the Tech Manual from memory þ YMBAT
If you can recite all the dialog from all Trek series and movies from memory þ YMBAT
If you can write and speak Klingon fluently þ YMBAT
If you care about the meaning of YMBAT þ YMBAT
If you changed your speedometer from MPH to Warp þ YMBAT
If you claim that your religion is IDIC þ YMBAT!
If you collect "YMBAT" sayings þ YMBAT
If you committed mental suicide when TOS ended þ YMBAT
If you could wallpaper an entire room with Trek posters þ YMBAT
If you do not use contractions þ YMBAT
If you don't believe Kirk is dead þ YMBAT
If you don't use money þ YMBAT
If you dream in Star Trek þ YMBAT
If you edit "You Might Be A Trekkie" lists þ YMBAT
If you find youself saying "Make it so!" þ YMBAT
If you firmly say "come" when the doorbell rings þ YMBAT
If you found YATIs in Star Trek: The Screen Saver þ YMBAT
If you get into heated debates about whether Klingons evolved from reptiles or birds þ YMBAT
If you greet your friends with "Peace and Long Life" þ YMBAT
If you grew a beard because "it seemed to work for Riker" þ YMBAT
If you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your house þ YMBAT
If you have a TJ Hooker episode list þ YMBAT
If you have a Trek message on your home telephone answering machine þ YMBAT
If you have any of the cast's albums þ YMBAT
If you have Star Trek vanity plates þ YMBAT
If you have Star Trek Xmas ornaments on your tree þ YMBAT
If you have the Star Trek Mastercard þ YMBAT
If you have Trek posters in your washroom þ YMBAT
If you have withdrawals during Trek's off season þ YMBAT
If you hear Kirk's "fight music" during a final exam þ YMBAT
If you insist that Star Trek IS *NOT* FICTION þ YMBAT
If you killed your dog testing your home-made transporter þ YMBAT
If you know every Trek character, but none of the actors þ YMBAT
If you know how Data used profanity in STVII þ YMBAT
If you know how fast Warp 9.76 is þ YMBAT
If you know how many women Riker has been in bed with on the show þ YMBAT
If you know the difference between Trekker and Trekkie þ YMBAT
If you know the Enterprise better than Scotty þ YMBAT
If you know the exact age of all the Trek characters from all the series in reference to any episode þ YMBAT
If you know the NCC numbers of all Federation ships mentioned in all Trek series þ YMBAT
If you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup þ YMBAT
If you know the rules to Fizbin þ YMBAT
If you know the title, plot, and season of every episode þ YMBAT
If you know the worth of a McDonald's Trek Happy Meal box þ YMBAT
If you know what YATI, ROTBA and RETCON mean þ YMBAT
If you know what YMBAT means þ YMBAT
If you know what's going to happen in a cliffhanger resolution þ YMBAT
If you know why Bajorans have ridges on their nose þ YMBAT
If you live at 1701 Kirk St þ YMBAT
If you make Tribbles out of yarn balls þ YMBAT
If you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists þ YMBAT
If you named your cat "Spot" þ YMBAT
If you named your son Wesley þ YMBAT
If you own virtually every Trek Book ever written þ YMBAT
If you painted "Enterprise 1701D" on the side of your car þ YMBAT
If you pull your shirt down every time you stand up þ YMBAT
If you pushed Diana Muldaur down an elevator shaft þ YMBAT
If you put stardates on your homework assignments þ YMBAT
If you re-programmed your Clapper to respond to "Lights" þ YMBAT
If you read over 200 Star Trek messages a day þ YMBAT
If you recognize all of the re-used footage on Generations þ YMBAT!
If you refer to taking out the garbage as "beaming it out" þ YMBAT
If you refer to your passenger as "Navigator" þ YMBAT
If you refer to yourself as an anomaly þ YMBAT!
If you say "credits" instead of "dollars" þ YMBAT
If you say "R-r! R-r! R-r!" when your garage door opens þ YMBAT
If you scan all Trek related photos into 24bit computer picture files þ YMBAT
If you spend all night thinking up "you might be a Trekkie" lines þ YMBAT
If you stay up all night going through the RIME Trek echo mail þ YMBAT
If you substitute an auto air filter for sunglasses þ YMBAT
If you swear in Klingon þ YMBAT
If you talk into your mouse þ YMBAT
If you tap your chest every time the phone rings þ YMBAT
If you think Animated Trek is great drama þ YMBAT
If you think Captain Kirk is at NASA's SpaceCamp þ YMBAT
If you think Klingons are sexy þ YMBAT
If you think lawyers are part of the Borg collective þ YMBAT
If you think Ronald Reagan is a Klingon þ YMBAT
If you think that NASA "just hasn't got it right yet" þ YMBAT
If you think that Target is a Klingon pet shop þ YMBAT
If you think the number of O'Brien's pips is important þ YMBAT
If you think the space shuttles make noise in space þ YMBAT
If you think the world will end if you miss a Trek episode þ YMBAT
If you think whales came from outer space þ YMBAT
If you think you are Data þ YMBAT
If you think you could beat Worf in a fight þ YMBAT (No, you're crazy...or dead)
If you think you could take Khan in a fight þ YMBAT
If you think you know what Gene Roddenberry really meant þ YMBAT
If you think you know what's best for Trek þ You Might Be Paramount!
If you tile your bathroom to look like a holodeck þ YMBAT
If you took Klingon in college þ YMBAT
If you tried to enroll in Star Fleet Academy þ YMBAT
If you use Star Trek checks þ YMBAT
If you use your telescope to search for the Enterprise þ YMBAT
If you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail þ YMBAT
If you walk into an elevator and expect a voice interface þ YMBAT
If you want to have a character's baby þ YMBAT
If you want to have a part in Star Trek þ YMBAT
If you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date þ YMBAT
If you wear a uniform and ears to a Trek convention þ YMBAT
If you wear pointy sideburns þ YMBAT
If you were insulted by William Shatner's "Get A Life" skit þ YMBAT
If you won't wear red for "safety reasons" þ YMBAT
If you worry about Warp Drive Formulae þ YMBAT
If you write Star Trek fiction þ YMBAT
If you wrote in Picard/Riker in your 93 ballot þ YMBAT
If you'll suffer through anything if it's Trek þ YMBAT
If you're experiencing Pon Farr þ YMBAT
If you're hiding in a bomb shelter from the Eugenic Wars þ YMBAT
If you've affixed a Starfleet decal to your portable cellular telephone þ YMBAT
If you've ever accidentally parked your car in a dry dock þ YMBAT
If you've ever called anyone a P'tach þ YMBAT
If you've ever done business according the Ferengi laws of Acquisition þ YMBAT
If you've ever dreamed about crashing a Klingon Warbird in the Atlantic þ YMBAT
If you've ever greeted a friend with "Qapla" þ YMBAT
If you've ever prayed to Kahless the Unforgettable þ YMBAT
If you've ever wondered if an F-14 Falcon ever got engaged with a Klingon þ YMBAT
If you've ever wondered if Joe DiMaggio could beat Buck Bokai þ YMBAT
If you've tried the Vulcan Neck Pinch during a fight þ YMBAT
If your bedbugs are Tribbles þ YMBAT
If your blood is Vulcan green þ YMBAT
If your microwave is cosmetically altered to look like a replicator þ YMBAT
If your office is decorated with Star Trek memorabilia þ YMBAT
If your preferred transportation is Shuttlecraft þ YMBAT
If your washroom floods and ruins more than 3 Trek posters þ YMBAT
If, when frustrated, you yell "I'm Capt. Kirk!" þ YMBAT