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`0    Strange, glowing thunder seems to be rolling in over the hills.
`0    Hail is shattering against your window.  A cold draft blows in.
`0    Warmth shines in through your window.  This could be a great day.
`0    Is it your imagination, or are little blue dudes dancing outside?
`0    Is it a trick of the light, or is that Elvis' reflection?
`0    It looks like a scorcher outside... People are melting everywhere!
`0    Some guy is smooshing his face against your window.
`0    Someone is peeking in your room... but when you look... nothing.
`0    The sun is shining, but you can hear rain falling.
`0    It's raining outside... raining hard!
`0    It seems to be a bright, sunshiny day!
`0    Out the window, you see clouds brewing.
`0    Flakes of snow are falling outside.  It looks cold.
`0    It's a blizzard out there... so why are people swimming in snow?
`0    For a change, it seems to be a perfectly ordinary day.