Earthling toy companies often call paper-based board games
"tortured cardboard".  Now save some trees with these tree-less
board game paks:

Tommy's Board Game Pak I:
Tommy's Chess Set, Tommy's Checkers Set, Tommy's Othello, Tommy's
Halma, Tommy's Backgammon, Tommy's Monopoly, Tommy's Java, Tommy's
Tricky Questions, Tommy's Pachisi, Tommy's Checkers, Tommy's Dumb
& Dumber Chess, Tommy's Go Maku.

Tommy's Board Game Pak II:
Tommy's Mill, Tommy's Tic Tac Toe, Tommy's Awari, Tommy's Dots,
Tommy's Twisted Wister, Tommy's Maxit, Tommy's Trip-Up!, Tommy's
Math Tooter, Tommy's Tut Tut Tut Tut, Tommy's String of Pearls,
Tommy's Twisty Board, Tommy's Telesis.

Each Pak includes 12 neat Tommy's Toys and is yours for only $42.95
postpaid in U.S.A. (foreign add $4).