-=< The Story >=- 
        
     Mission 2, Level 1: Lamer Assault
        You are lame. The biggest lamer in 303.
        Your nick is ________ (Fill with person
        that you hate's nick.) All the semi 
        non-lamers are trying to eliminate you
        off the face of the earth.
        There are 3 end bosses. They are Calypso,
        Q TaK, and Jericho. This mission is extremely
        hard mainly because the odds are against you,
        and a whole state.

     Mission 2, Level 2: Cone Of Destiny
        You think your hotshit since you managed to
        get past the lamer assault crew?
        well, Think you can take on the ultimate
        303'er? SCOOPER BOY. He and his '31 flavor'
        followers say you won't get past the first
        turn. "How can a lamer like me make it out
        of here?!" you ask? Well, just close your eyes
        and hold down the fire button. This mission
        can be passed without cheating, but barely.
        After all, your not a complete lamer, anymore.