Here it is at last! The most REVOLTING DOOM add-on ever! ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ (1994, D & D Enterprises) Written by Dave Pancoast, conceived of by Dave Lowensohn, and made possible by DeHacked (beta version), the only DOOM utility that will make you say, "Wow! Now that's really sick. I'm glad I use Dial. I wish those re-exploding imps did" was born. Special thanks also go out to the programmer who brought us the "Super Weapons" patch that is incorporated into this fine utility. The basic premise of the story so far is this: You bought DOOM legally because you love shareware so much, only to find that the deaths, while somewhat cool, just don't have that really sick aspect that the game boasts. "Crap," you say, "this game is just getting boring. Why can't those dying men be more lively?" This is where the creative genius of Two Daves Enterprises comes in. We know how sick you people are, and we try to cater to every need. THIS PATCH IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART! DO NOT OPERATE HEAVY MACHINERY AFTER INITIAL USE! All this little gem does is edit your DOOM.EXE (SO BACK IT UP FOR AGATHA CHRISTIE'S SAKE) and make those boring death sequences just a tad more interesting. Note that this program has only been tested on one machine with system specifications listed below: Intel 486DX2-66 Gravis Ultrasound card w/ latest drivers Nothing else that is important Use this program at your own risk, I will not accept blame for this program running amuck and eating your little brother. You may reach me for words of encouragement, letters of marque, or just to chat about inane stuff at: davep@teleport.com - Dave Pancoast ??? - Dave Lowensohn has yet to connect INSTALLATION NOTES: Installation can be easy, or hard if you choose. EASY: Unzip the files into your DOOM directory. Get DeHacked from your favorite FTP and type: dehacked -load revolt.deh *from within your DOOM directory* That's it! You should be ready to lock and load. HARD: Try to teach your mom how to do this. That's it! Good luck!