BUNDY1.ZIP, 12 WAV FILES FROM THE TV SERIES "MARRIED WITH CHILDREN"
(September 26th, 1993)

Hopefully this is the first package of a whole lot of samples from my
favourite comedy show. If you have some other samples, please let me 
know, it's a good idea to keep track of all available sound clips.
Also you could make some samples yourselves, after all there are
over 150 episodes up till now and I only used 3 shows.

If you didn't know yet, MwC fans are very active in the electronical
world. For the latest news and philosophical discussions, check out
alt.tv.mwc on UseNet. A list of quotes is made and compiled by Bob
Pack (help him and send additions to rlpst@cislabs.pitt.edu) and a
program guide is edited by Dean Adams.

A whoa Bundy for y'all,

Jeroen Vendrig. 
Internet: vendrig@fwi.uva.nl

Underneath are the names of the WAV files, with references to the program
guide of Dean Adams and with the contexts of the quotes (partly from Bob 
Pack's list of quotes).

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[Unclassified]
albundy1.wav    
        Al:    "I am Al Bundy."


[75. "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND"  (418)]
<Al gives a speech on Polk High, while Bud plans a revenge>

head_car.wav     
        <Bud plans revenge on a girl>
        Bud:   "Phase 1 is now complete."
        Kelly: "What's phase 2? You touch her on the knee and cry."
        Bud:   "Not quite, oh she, whose head can never been seen in a car."
menwomen.wav    
        Kelly: "Bud, don't be a sucker your whole life. Let me tell you
                something about men and women: we're liars and you're
                all idiots."


[74. "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM  (Part-2)"  (417)]
<Al and the kids go to Las Vegas to get back the TV (and Peggy)>

lastweek.wav     
        Voice: "Last week on Married with Children."
remote.wav      
        Al:    "What the hell is wrong with this remote control?"       
        Bud:   "Well dad, I'm no electrician, but I'd say the trouble is
                the TV's gone."
albundy2.wav     
        <Al dreams he's 007, licenced to ill, and identifies himself>
        Al:    "Bondy. Al Bondy."
blank.wav        
        <Bud asks Kelly how she's able to predict the roulette numbers.>
        Kelly: "Well, I just let my mind go blank."


[76. "PEGGY TURNS 300"  (420)]
<Al tries to break a bowling record>

sucful.wav      
        Al:  "I've been training for weeks: avoiding anything that would
              hurt me: red wine, red meat... red heads."
        Peg: "And those energy draining showers."
        Al:  "Behind every successful man, there's a woman who didn't marry
              me."
boom.wav         
        <Al describes the feeling Peggy gives him.>
unzip.wav       
        Al:  "Peg, unzip it."
shut_up.wav     
        Al:  "Shut up Peg."
strike2.wav     
        Al:  "Steeeeeh-rike!"