GUNSMOKE.TXT  Copyright (c) 1991 by G. Smoke, proliferate freely.

Salutations.

I am Gunsmoke, the CAVE Inc Quality Assurance Engineer and the ass half of
1/2 Fast Software.  While other companies may have yahoos masquerading as
jackasses in their Quality Control Department, only CAVE Inc has the real
thing!

There are several poses of Gunsmoke The Jackass testing our 1/2 fast software.
Reprints are available for $5 for a 4x6, $10 for a 8x10, and $20 for a 20x30
inch poster for the front office.  Contact 1/2 Fast Foto Div of CAVE Inc,
1/2 Fast Road, Ritner KY 42639 for proofs.  606/376-3137

Other asininities are available, including other photos and audio tapes for
your answering machine.  I might also be pursuaded to pose with your product
for a publicity photo.

I have trouble with a standard keyboard.  I must hold a pencil in my fetlock
and hunt & peck.  Who makes computer keyboards for equines?

Please contact:

G.Smoke, QUAL_ASS Dept, CAVE Inc, 1/2 Fast Road, Ritner, KY  42639