SYNFOODS
				 ALPHABET SOUP

			 "So good it must be synful!"

			 Ingredients: ABC, EDTA, PABA,
			 DDT, NSS, CRF, SKAT, BHA, BHT,
			 DES, DEA, FBI, KGB, CIA, KSP,
			 BCI, IRS, KRS, MEK, RPI, ACRO,
			 EDB, SAE 10W-40, IUPAC, WCTU,
			 ACLU, AAUP, API, UDIPTA, KKK,
			 BAN, BAM, PAM, DOD, DOE, HUD,
			 EPA, OSHA, FDIC, FSLIC, USA,
			 CSA, TNT, TNB, RAM, ROM, REM,
			 RUM, DOS, MOV, MBA, Polysorbate
			 160, FD&C Red #7, FD&C Yellow
			 #27, FD&C Green #62, FD&C
			 Fuschia #2, SOS, DOA, natural
			 and artificial flavorings, and
			 water sufficient for processing.

			   The Synthetic Foods Corp
				 1/2 Fast Road
			       Ritner, KY  42639