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                                 Family Farms
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	  CROWS.SND   Rooster starts the day.

           BARK.SND   Sound of a farm dog.

       BULLFROG.SND   Sound of a French frog farm critter.

      	    SOW.SND   Oink.
  
         KITTEN.SND   Meow Meow.
   
	  SHEEP.SND   Baaaaaa.

       FISHFARM.SND   Since Fish Farmers don't have roosters,
                      here's the sound of how they wake their
		      critters for work.  Here translated
		      for you from the Japanese.
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                                 Bermuda Blues
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      Family Farms are really taking it on the chin these days.
      Last one I was at was a Horse Farm in Bermuda.
      They rented horses to tourists.  Since I have never
      SERIOUSLY ridden a horse, they popped me on a horse
      named Rodney Dangerfield.  Me and the horse got along great,
      until we got to the beach.... then the cRaZy horse took
      off like a rocket (the horse had a thing for the beach).
      After Rodney dragged me back to the farm, the farmers
      served our group farm fresh eggs and other goodies that were
      the best I've ever had.
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