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				 MYSTERY RIFF
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	TRONTANK.GIF  A computer generated Tank similar
		      to what was seen in the DISNEY movie
		      entitled "TRON".  

	RECOGNIZ.GIF  Recognizers like TRON's.
	  
	LIGHT-CY.GIF  Light cycles like TRON's.
	  
	   LOUIS.GIF  A mystery "guest" CHEF.

	 ACHTUNG.SND  "ACH TUNG"
		       This is German for "Attention!"
		       You hear this yelled in Austrian Toystores
		       just before they fire off toy pistols.
   
	 HISTORY.SND   "YOU pressed the HISTORY
			erase button, you FOOL!!!"

        JUSTWHAT.SND   "Just WHAT do you think you're Doing?"
  
          MOMENT.SND   "One MOMENT, Please."

	 MY_MIND.SND   "MY MIND IS GOING!!!!"
	    
	  QUACKS.SND   Why a...  DUCK!

	 WHAT_IS.SND  "WHAT is this man doing here??!!!"

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                                UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
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       I think my MIND really is going.

       I came across a MYSTERY that I have NOT been able to
       solve.  If you're a member of the A.C.M. (Association
       of Computer Machinery) you might know that of which I
       speak.

       There is an ACM SIGGRAPH review tape that is a supplement
       to the ACM SIGGRAPH Publication COMPUTER GRAPHICS for
       ISSUE 7: (1982).   I bought it because I thought it
       contained a segment from the Disney Movie TRON.

       This item 2. on the tape was entitled
       "TRON reference - DISNEY".
       But on my tape it was missing.

       I've never met anyone who knows why it was removed,
       NOR have I even been able to come up with a logical
       reason or explanation.

       It still is an interesting video.  Just MYSTERIOUS.

       It's NO mystery that I like to eat popcorn.
       I usually eat ORVILLE REDENBACHER's.
       The label says that this popcorn is the
       "THE OFFICIAL POPCORN of DISNEYLAND AND WALT DISNEY WORLD".
       I didn't know that.
       Has anybody found a better one?
       Didn't the INDIAN invent & eat popcorn?
       Do they still eat popcorn?
       What do INDIANS eat???

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			         MARTHA MY DEAR
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       It's also NO mystery that I like MARX BROTHERS movies.

       Here's a really good book on them:

       WHY A DUCK?
       visual & verbal gems from the Marx Brothers movies
       (AVON books; New York; 1971)

       Here's a GROUCHO MARX line off the bookjacket:

       "Martha dear, there are many bonds that will hold
       us together for eternity....

       ....your Government Bonds, your Savings Bonds,
	   your Liberty Bonds..."

       "I KNOW, I KNOW...
        you're a woman who's been getting nothing
	but dirty breaks.

	WELL we can clean & tighten your brakes....
        but you'll HAVE to STAY in the garage ALL NIGHT!!!"


       Actually there is one mystery here.

       I heard, when I was growing up, that the RITZ BROTHERS
       were funnier than the MARX BROTHERS.  I've never
       seen a movie of the RITZ BROTHERS.  I also haven't
       been able to find any books on them.  It's as if
       they were  "ERASED FROM EXISTENCE" as
       they said in the movie:  BACK TO THE FUTURE.

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				   TIMERS READY
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      Here's another:

      Did you know that there are TWO types of ILLITERACY?

	  1.  Those you can't read.

	  2.  Those who can read but don't.

     FOR EXAMPLE:
     The other day I was at STAR MARKET and they had PLANTAINs
     on sale for 10 cents a pound.  I went over towards the box
     and I saw one of them split open and this guy brushes by me
     and says to everyone near there that WE shouldn't buy them
     unless they sell them the right way.  He had busted one open
     and didn't understand what it was.  He tried tasting it
     and gave up.   I assumed when he said WE he meant HIM and
     his PET RABBIT in his pocket.

     I went right over AND bought it anyway.  I knew I could read about
     it in a cookbook I had or at the LIBRARY.
     I don't know everything!  So I go to the books where the experts are.

     Sure enough, I had a cookbook that talked about PLANTAINs.
     It even suggested a recipe that REAL people use to eat them with.

     The only item missing was that YOU have to let them RIPEN
     like BANANAs (I.E. you have to let them turn YELLOW).  The
     book hinted at that when it said that plantains were
     related to bananas!

     Good thing I didn't listen to that GUY & HIS PET RABBIT!
     I would have listened if his BUNNY was there.
     But SHE wasn't.  SHE must have been working.

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		           WHAT'S REALLY IN VIEW HERE
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     Here's another mystery.

     Some people don't like the way the ARTHUR FIELDER
     sculpture looks that's down on the esplanade in BOSTON.
     The ones I've heard often say that they would have
     liked a more conventional memorial to one of
     BOSTON's most popular conductors.

     They think that the BIG HEAD that's made up of different
     segments seems bizarre.

     Here's a question related to that.

     My question is, was the ARTHUR FIEDLER sculpture done
     by the same ARTIST who did the LARGE BROWN SCULPTURE
     for one of the pavilions at the TSUKUBA-EXPO-1985 in JAPAN??
     That was the exposition who's theme was:
       "THE 21st CENTURY's IN VIEW"

     The large brown sculpture there looked like
     a re-creation of an EGYPTIAN Sculpture wall,
     except it was segmented (like FIEDLER's HEAD)
     and it also had a relief of a face that looked like
     it was from MAD MAGAZINE.

     The JAPAN Foundation for Scientific & Technical
     Information produced that exposition.

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			             JAEGER
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				  "the Hunter"

   If you're a BARGAIN HUNTER,
   here's a good book that will help you find the
   factory outlets in New England:

   BARGAINHUNTER'S NEW ENGLAND FACTORY OUTLET GUIDE ($2.95)

   Put out by:

   GIBBS PUBLISHING COMPANY
   P.O. Box 776
   Laconia, New Hampshire  03246
   (603) 524-8118

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			     ARE YOU GOING BANANAS?
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      If you're only a SECOND BANANA, but you want to be TOP BANANA,
      you might be interested in the following reading material:

      Articles from the experts at ARTHUR D. LITTLE in their
      publication entitled PRISM that is put out each
      business quarter:

      1.  TECHNOLOGY INTELLIGENCE:
	  A POWERFUL TOOL FOR COMPETITVE ADVATAGE
	  by Stephen Rudolph, Ernest Gilmont, Andrew Magee, Nancy Smith
	  PAGE 71 of PRISM second quarter 1991

      2.  VIEWPOINT:
	  WHAT EXECUTIVES NEED TO LEARN
	  by Peter Drucker
	  PAGE 73 of PRISM fourth quarter 1990

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			      FROM MONKEY BUSINESS
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       LUCILLE:   "You're awfully SHY for a lawyer."

       GROUCHO:   "You bet I'm shy.
                   I'm a SHYSTER lawyer!!"

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