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			 Giving YOU the BEST that I got
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	MICROSFT.SND  Sound of a Microsoft PEP rally:
	              "Those of YOU who continue to profess a
		       belief in the Users, shall continue to
		       receive the Standard SUB-Standard training,
                       that will result in your eventual elimination."

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                        No words can describe Anita Baker
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     AND NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW BAD MICROSOFT PROGRAMMERS ARE
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     MICROSOFT continues to tell US USERS that they have
     the world's best and brightest programmers.
     But when you look at the programs those folks at Microsoft
     write, you'd think they were BRAIN-DEAD.

     For example:  If you use Microsoft WORD on a Macintosh/SE
     you'll find that it hogs the memory so that it has a quirk
     that can cause you to have to quit out of the program at times.
     Don't they know how to use software overlays successfully??
     I've heard other people complain about other quirks of
     Microsoft WORD, so I'm not the only one.  Ask around if you
     don't believe me.  Or look at any of the Email conferences
     on Microsoft products.  This applies to other programs by
     Microsoft, too.
     And it appears that Microsoft constantly brings
     out new features at different times on different computer
     platforms.  I've never worked for a software company and
     yet I've heard of how easy it is for software companys
     to port software across computer platforms.
     And remember when Microsoft first brought out WINDOWS.
     Remember how they told us that WINDOWS could run on a
     286 system with NO problems.  Remember how SLOW it was,
     and how ugly.  I mean it was UGLIER than me after I've
     "NOT WORKED" an entire HOLIDAY WEEKEND.

     MICROSOFT SURE HAS THE BEST PROGRAMMERS DON'T THEY ?????

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                  Now he sings  NOW he sobs.
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