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                                  GRAND FINALE
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         BEACH.GIF    "REACH THE BEACH" in the French West Indies.
  
	   CIA.GIF    Here's a photo of the RETIRED Head of the C.I.A.
                      We caught him by surprise!
 
       BEATLES.GIF    Here's the Beatles together again.
	 IHOPE.SND    "I'd like to say THANK YOU on behalf of the
		       Group...  and I hope we PASSED the AUDITION!"
  
        WIZARD.GIF    A picture of a REAL computer wizard.
      TONY_OS2.GIF    Another WINDOWS killer moves in.
       TREKSND.SND    A little Star Trek music.
	WRPDRV.SND    Warping over to postion.
         PTORP.SND    Sound of a PHOTON TORPEDO being fired.
       WINDOWS.SND    Sound of WINDOWS breaking.
       YOU_DID.SND    MOE says:
		      "Look what you did!"

	 SPOCK.GIF    Mr. Spock, Science Officer of Star Trek.
	 SPOCK.SND    What he'd think of all this cRaZiNeSs:
		      "ILLOGICAL."

       VINCENT.GIF    Vincent Price.
	 PRICE.SND    "Ha Ha Ha Ha....."

      OLDGLORY.GIF    Flying my COLORS.
         PARTY.GIF    Time to PARTY!
        STIMPY.GIF    Someone ready to PARTY.

      PORKYPIG.SND    "That's ALL Folks!"

       PUT_OUT.SND    "PUT OUT THAT LIGHT!!!"

       TIME_UP.SND    "Your TIME is up."
      ANDTHATS.SND    "AND That's anot ALL!"
	 DEVIL.SND    What I'll probably FACE next.
                      Sound of the Tasmanian DEVIL.

       BACK_TO.SND    "BACK to the FUTURE!"

	WALDEN.GIF    This almost looks like Henry David Thoreau's
                      cabin on Walden Pond.

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                                   WINDJAMMER
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      Since this is the GRANDE FINALE...
      here's the final word on PLANTAINs.

      You'll find that after they've ripened,
      all you do is cut off both ends and PEEL them
      with a potato knife.

      Matter of fact, when you dip the peeled, sliced
      plantain in flour and then brown them in butter,
      you'll find that they have a cRaZy flavor.
      And that they make a nice substitute for POTATOES,
      to add a little PIZZAZ to breakfast, lunch, or dinner!

      But remember, I'm NOT an expert.

      I highly recommend traveling to the FRENCH WEST INDIES
      to see the REAL experts.  There are Windjammer cruises
      between the islands in the French West Indies and
      they serve local food as well as American food.
      Check your Sunday paper's Travel Section for more info.
      Or subscribe to the magazine:
      BLACK ENTERPRISE
      P.O. Box 3009
      Harlan, IA 51537-4100
      1-800-727-7777

    If you're learning about SAILING or SWIMMING,
    here's two useful books:

    THE COMPLETE BOOK OF SWIMMING
    Dr. James F. Counsilman
    (Atheneum; New York; 1977)

    ROYCE's SAILING ILLUSTRATED
    the best of all sailing worlds, the Sailor's Bible since 1956
    (Spillman Pubs; Sacramento, CA; 1988)
    ISBN 930030-51-6
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      IT WILL BE SMOOTH SAILING WITH A MASS MEGABUCKS WIN!
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       TALL SHIPS in BOSTON     July 10th - 16th, 1992

       ticket & charter hotline (617) 742-6177
				      742-3133

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				  JAMES BOND
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     Are you thinking about visiting England this summer?
     It's a great place.  Places not to miss are the
     "Changing of the guard" at Buckingham Palace,
     "The Crown Jewels", "Yorkshire Pudding & Roast Beast"
     at the STRAND HOTEL.  A tour of Westminister cathedral.
     Don't miss a chance to see a play there.
     Especially one by Gilbert & Sullivan.
     And also the new Dockland's area that has the
     tallest building in LONDON.

     NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
     -------------------
     DOCKLANDS - LONDON's NEW FRONTIER  - page 32  July 1991

     And for the James Bond fans here's a terrific book:

     THE COMPLETE JAMES BOND MOVIE ENCYCLOPEDIA
     by Stephen Jay Rubin
     (Contemporary Books; CHICAGO; 1990)

     And of course:

     THE COMPLETE SHERLOCK HOLMES
     by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
     (Doubleday; New York; 1930)

     Two good audiotapes:

     THE GWALIA SINGERS - Swansea
     (Black Mountain Records; CBM 56)

     MENDELSSOHN & SCHUBERT (both symphony #4)
     by Joseph Krips & The London Symphony Orchestra
     (The same folks who played for the Star Wars movies).
     (Sine Qua Non Productions; SQN-7730)

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    If you live near Arlington, and you're
    interested in seeing local theatre.
    Be sure to check out the ARLINGTON PLAYERS.
    They're in the Arlington Town Hall.
    In the same place that the FOLKWAYS CONCERTS
    used to be in.

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				   TELL ME WHY
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       Some people were wondering:
       "Where could JOHN LENNON have hid for so long?"

       My guess is BERMUDA.
       At one time I thought the Beatles movie HELP!
       had been filmed in Bermuda (it really was filmed in
       the Bahamas).  So I went to Bermuda to see what it
       was like.  On one of the tours I was told that
       JOHN LENNON & YOKO ONO owned a place there.  You
       could see it from the Tour Boat.

       Matter of fact, JOHN LENNON may have driven me to the
       airport!  There was this unusual cab that picked me
       up as I was heading out of Bermuda.  It was the only
       one on the Island that had a Surrey Top on it.
       But my MEMORY is horrible.  And besides, John Lennon
       would never drive a cab, would he?!

       Good book on Beatles songs:
       TELL ME WHY
       the Beatles: album by album, song by song
       by Tim Riley
       (Vintage Books; New York; 1989)

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			  NIGHT OF THE CRASH TEST DUMMIES
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     If you're still wearing one of those all-STYROFOAM
     bicycle helmets:  "It's been NICE knowing You!"

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			            BEAT IT
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    See PC MAGAZINE dated June 30, 1992.

    It's cover story is about the title fight:
    OS/2 vs WINDOWS.

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   MACWORLD Expo BOSTON August 4 - 6, 1992
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			     GETTIN DOWN TO BUSINESS
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    If you're thinking about starting a Small business,
    you should look into the Small Business Administrations (SBA)
    literature.  Write to:

    SBA Publications
    P.O. Box 30
    Denver, Colorado  80201-0030
    1-800-368-5855

    Another good book on where business is headed:

    MADE IN AMERICA
    regaining the productive edge
    by Michael Dertouzos, Richard Lester, & Robert Solow
    (MIT Press; Cambridge, MA; 1989)

    CONSUMER REPORTS
    ----------------
    WHICH HOTEL? - page 576 September 1990
    The Best (and Worst) Airlines - page 462 July 1991

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			            ILLOGICAL
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       I was looking for light bulbs at CALDOR's
       and I discovered that they also
       had Mr. SPOCK T-shirts on sale for $7.

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			      LIVE LONG & PROSPER!!
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   Channel 1 BBS in Massachusetts is where all this
   cRaZy stuff took place.  If you're interested
   in joining it write to:

   CHANNEL 1
   P.O. Box 338
   Cambridge, MA  02238-0338
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				    COLORS UP
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     Two interesting books:

     IN SEARCH OF MELANCHOLY BABY
     a Russian in AMerica
     Vassily Aksyonov
     (Vintage Books; New York; 1989)

     THE STAR*SPANGLED FUTURE
     by Norman Spinrad
     (ACE Book; New York; 1979)

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                                 PARTY TRAIN
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    Two interesting books connected with Japan:

    JAPAN UNESCORTED
    a practical guide to discovering Japan on your own
    (Japan Air LInes; 1982)

    FLAVORS FROM AN IKEBANA KITCHEN (1980)
    Ikebana International Chapter No. 17
    Boston, MA
    
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				ON GOLDEN POND
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     I found some 19 OLD BOTTLES on the bottom of WALDEN POND.
     I am putting them up for AUCTION.  They will be
     auctioned through the SKINNER GALLERIES out in Bolton, MA.

     The only problem is I have not heard from these folks for
     months.  My phone calls have benn blocked and re-routed
     but I'm sure the MEDIA will get word out.

     That's because all proceeds will go to the
     WALDEN WOODS PROJECT. See below.

     One thing about the OLD BOTTLES.  If you're thinking
     about searching the bottom of Walden Pond, you may
     find some old bottles (mostly old Coca-Cola bottles
     with the cities they were filled in labeled on the bottom)
     but you won't find as many as I did.  That's because
     my EX-wife & her buddies planted some of the MOST
     valuable ones as part of their plan to do me in.

     I know this because she hated it when I first did it.
     Then one day she changed.  Matter of fact, she
     became very excited one day because the cork
     in one bottle popped out under water.  The cork
     had decayed.  She was concerned that I didn't see the
     note on the old newspaper inside it.  I wonder why?

     It seems appropriate that since I found the
     bottles on the bottom of Walden Pond that they
     should be used for the preservation of WALDEN POND.

     CONTACT THE SKINNER GALLERY listed below for further
     information.


  NOTICE:    Auction of Antique Bottles to benefit
	     the Walden Woods Project.

  DATE:   ?????????????????

  LOCATION:  SKINNER GALLERIES
	     357 Main Street
	     Bolton, MA

  For more auction information:

  PHONE:   1-508-779-6241  (Mass.)

   If you'd like to make a tax-deductible donation
   to the Walden Woods Project call their office at:
   1-800-554-3569

   The Walden Woods Project is a non-profit organization founded
   in 1990 by recording artist Don Henley (of Eagles fame).

   The project is engaged in a national fundraising campaign designed
   to generate the $8 - 10 million dollars necessary to acquire two sites
   in Walden Woods which are threatened by commercial development.
   To date the Project has raised over $3 million toward this goal.
   When the endangered sites are acquired they will be made
   publicly accessible.


   WALDEN WOODS was once the residence (1845) of
   essayist/poet/conservationist Henry David Thoreau
   and the inspiration for his classic work, WALDEN.
   Walden Woods are the historic woods surrounding Walden Pond in
   scenic Concord, Massachusetts.

   If you're ever in CONCORD be sure to check out the
   THOREAU SOCIETY and the CONCORD ART MUSEUM.

   And here's Thoreau's famous book:
   WALDEN
   by Henry David Thoreau
   (Courage Books; Philadelphia, PA; 1990)

   Also see the magazine article:
   THOREAU AS ENGINEER
   by Henry Petroski
   in the FALL 1989
   American Heritage INVENTION & TECHNOLOGY magazine

   One more note related to OLD BOTTLES.
   If you're thinking about attending that auction
   but you don't know what OLD BOTTLE's are worth,
   you should write to:

   Barbara A. Harms, Treasurer
   The Federation Of Historical Bottle Clubs
   14521 Atlantic
   Riverdale, ILL  60627

   The federation's motto:
   "The federation of Historical Bottle Clubs
    strives to promote, foster, and encourage
    all activities toward the betterment of bottle collecting".

    THE FEDERATION OF HISTORICAL BOTTLE CLUBS
    5001 Queen Avenue N.
    Minneapolis, MN      55430

    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
    -------------------
    History Revealed in Ancient Glass  - page 346  September 1964
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				BACK TO THE FUTURE
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      There's a NEW EXHIBITION at the COMPUTER MUSEUM in Boston
      starting TODAY - June 13, 1992.

      It's entitled:  "TOOLS & TOYS - THE AMAZING PERSONAL COMPUTER"

      COMPUTER MUSEUM
      300 Congress Street
      Boston, MA
      Call (617) 423-6758 for more information.

      The sponsors of this exhibition include:
      3Com Corporation, AApple Computer, The Cabot Corp Foundation,
      Digital Equipment, William Gates III, The Kapor Family Foundation,
      Arthur Nelson, Ingrid & Steve Stadler, Raytheon Company,
      and the WIZARD named WOZ -> Steve Wozniak!


         If you're wondering where computers came from you'll enjoy:

	 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC
         -------------------
	 BEHOLD THE COMPUTER REVOLUTION - page 593  November 1970
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      "We got to STOP,
       hey....
       What's that SOUND,
       Everybody look what's going 'round!"
                      - Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young
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	 "You may be RIGHT,
	  I may be cRaZy,
	  but it just may be a LUNATIC you're looking for.
	  Turn out the Lights,
	  Don't try to Save me.
	  You may be WRONG, but you may be RIGHT!"
               - Billy Joel

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	   "And if the ELEVATOR tries to BREAK YOU DOWN....

		    GO cRaZy!!"

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