OTF: Taglines Best Of v0.31 ----- This is a @X0FTagMail@X07 free zone. ----- @X0FTagMail@X07 "the mail virus" use SCAN v69 ----- Sex, drugs and taglines ! ----- Sex, drugs and @X0FTagMail@X07 ! ----- I love SLMR... and I want to have its babies ! ----- Let me change the text color to RED... @X04 ----- Let me change the text color to Cyan... @X03 ----- I couldn't think of one. ----- Abstinence: The re-usable contraceptive. ----- C programmers do it in libraries. ----- I wish I were smarter, instead of pretty... ----- This tagline was stolen by @X0A@USER@@X07. ----- Don't like this message ? Unread it ! ----- Look both ways before you cross the network. ----- Please, delete this tagline, will you ? ----- "Roads? Where we're going, we don't need 'ROADS'. ----- If you can't make it good, make it big. ----- Let me change the text color to Blue... @X01 ----- This is your modem-h  mM g ----- Thank you for NOT NOT using taglines ! ----- Support ShareWare, register yours today ! ----- #include ----- Tomorrow, @LASTCALLERSYSTEM@ will call you, ok ? ----- If today was a fish, I'd throw it back. ----- If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. ----- You have been selected to receive a secret tagline... ----- This is a secret tagline. ----- (TOP SECRET TAGLINE) ----- Let me change the text color to Magenta... @X05 ----- Windows ? Wha' dat ? ----- Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. ----- At last, we discover your password: @PASSWORD@ ----- makan ini obat lu jangan bawa keleta tau ? ----- This tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds. ----- Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic ? ----- You have allready written @MSGLEFT@ messages, in @BOARDNAME@. ----- I want to know God's thoughts. The rest are details. ----- My last tagline was stolen. ----- Invest in inflation - it always goes up. ----- Stop an-TAG-onizing me with your TAG-lines ! ----- Don't forget. Your still are in @INCONF@ conference. ----- (C) tagline: if you steal this tagline, you will be on court. ----- If at first you don't succeed, del *.* and forget it ! ----- Ceci n'est pas un tagline. ----- etc - Abbreviation to make people think you know more... ----- Let me change the text color to Yellow... @X06 ----- You cannot kill this tagline. ----- This is your @NUMTIMESON@th call to @BOARDNAME@. ----- This line intentionally has words on it. ----- This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader. ----- Help ! Where did I leave this tagline ? ----- Hey, wait a second - THAT'S MY TAGLINE ! You STOLE it !!! ----- @X8E@X07 ----- A good wife is more woman than a man can take... ----- Instant swimmer. Just add water. ----- Excuse me, sir, I need a heart transplant. Give me yours ! ----- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. ----- Which is the @X0FANY @X07key ? ----- At the third beep, time will be @SYSTIME@. @BEEP@ @BEEP@ @BEEP@ ----- @X87This tagline blinks... @X07 ----- A tagline-a-day will get you in trouble. ----- ...what does the tagline do ? ----- Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated. ----- What the heck happened here ??? ----- I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is having. ----- Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue... ----- You have beem here for @TIMEUSED@ minutes. Correct ? ----- @X0ETagMail@X07 introduces the colorized taglines !!! ----- "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos ----- (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash ? @PAUSE@ ----- (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it ? ----- @X0AIntroducing @X0Bcolorized @X0Ctaglines... @X07 ----- Your default protocol is @PRODESC@. ----- ...and then she pressed the ctrl key... ----- An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys. ----- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. @PAUSE@ ----- Are you wearing a condom ? ----- bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (C) 1990 by Tagline Inc. All rights reserved. ----- Last caller on system was @LASTCALLERSYSTEM@. Why don't you write him a message, @FIRST@ ? ----- Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin ! ----- Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted ? ----- Don't steal. The government hates competition. ----- Free sex is all I can afford after taxes ! ----- General stupidity error reading drive C: ----- This tagline will not change your life, however, will change the color of your screen... @X1E ----- I'll nibble if you'll byte. ----- General stupidity error reading drive C: @PAUSE@ ----- Please just ignore this tagline, OK ? ----- Quick, I need a tagline, let me steal yours... ----- Running Windows is better than washing them. ----- Tagline not found. Please notify SysOp ! ----- Tagline not found. (R)etry, (A)bort or (W)rite ? ----- Tagline out to lunch. Back in an hour. ----- Press <@X8FCTRL-ALT-DEL>@X07 to continue... @PAUSE@ ----- Taglines should be GAGlines. ----- Jesus Christ not found. (R)etry, (A)bort or (I)gnore ? ----- This tagline is currently out of order. ----- Used taglines for sale. $10 each. ----- Does this tagline was written by @LASTCALLERNODE@ ? Huh ? ----- What happened to my tagline ? ----- When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. ----- Where the heck is the key ??? ----- Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. ----- Only irritated oysters produce pearls. ----- Welcome BAK ! ----- Your current security level is @SECURITY@. ----- Please, write me a tagline ! ----- It's not a bug, its an undocumented feature. ----- Let's see... you have allready download @DLFILES@ files ? ----- That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. ----- No tagline this time. ----- How old is your most recent backup ? ----- @UPFILES@ files uploaded, huh, @FIRST@ ? You must upload more. ----- DeLuxe EZ 1.33 SLMR 1.0 XPRESS 2.28 SM 1.00 EZ 1.33 ----- Press to abort... ----- Ctrl key not found. (R)etry, (A)bort, (I)gnore ? ----- Chastity: The #1 Sexual Perversion ! ----- Let me write your name in uppercase letters: @FIRSTU@. ----- My phone is Baroque. Please call Bach ! ----- This system is awfully slow, must be a PS/2... ----- SLMR... makes you Deluxe users jealous, right ? ----- You must be bored to be reading this tagline... ----- Your name will be included in this tagline, @USER@. ----- Faster, faster foolish modem ! Fasterrrrrrrr... ----- Life is too short to dance with ugly women. ----- Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file ? ----- This is a tagline ? ----- I don't like this tagline. ----- Hmmm.. what's this red button foNO CARRIER ----- General tagline error: (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail ? ----- This is a test of the emergency tagline system ! ----- @LASTCALLERSYSTEM@ wants to kill you, @FIRST@ ! Be aware ! ----- eta testers do it first ! ----- This is a positive thinking area. ----- So many messages, so little time... ----- Does @PASSWORD@ means anything to you ???? ----- My third eye needs glasses. ----- If you quote me, I will *expect* royalties ! ----- I sleep better with Robocomm. ----- testers do it ! ----- I can resist everything except temptation. ----- I've a wonderful tagline, but this isn't it ! ----- Computers all wait at the same speed ! ----- Everybody knows your phone number, @FIRST@... @HOMEPHONE@ You see what I mean ? ----- When I grow up, I wanna be a sysop ! ----- CAUTION: Dangerous tagline ! ----- A girl a day keeps the wife away ! ----- This is not my best Tagline... or is it ? ----- Did DSZ intend THAT as documentation ? ----- A virus is a bug with a purpose ! ----- Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. ----- I don't like this tagline, @FIRST@. ----- What are the three things homosexuals like most? To eat, drink, and be Mary. ----- Insert another coin to continue... ----- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV. ----- ----- Dont pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER ----- This tagline void where prohibited. ----- Sanity: the final frontier. These are the ... ----- The difference between man & boy is the price of his toys. ----- I just gotta write some new taglines... ----- ----- When all else fails, try Tequila... ----- Not enough mail??? Here, let me help....... ----- WARNING: illogical plotting detected ! ----- ----- eheheh not found. (R)etry or (A)bort ? ----- Taglines unavailable. Try again later. ----- No tags today. Maybe tomorrow. ----- I used to have a life... Now I have a RelayNet (tm). ----- Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) ----- Give back my tagline, @FIRST@ !!!! NOW !!! ----- This tagline is not supposed to be here ! ----- This tagline stinks. (Scratch N Sniff) ----- @LASTCALLERSYSTEM@ wants to meet you ! Leave him a message, @FIRST@ ! ----- This tagline was blank before you looked at it. ----- Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. ----- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ----- Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! ----- Hello, I am part number @X0F޺۳ݳݳ@X07 ----- This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader ----- Your computer does what ????? ----- Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds... ----- Cereal port 1 error......... ----- My last tagline was stolen by @LASTCALLERNODE@. ----- Close your eyes and press escape three times. ----- This tagline was stolen by TagMail. ----- Coming Soon: Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin ! ----- Read my lips. No more stolen taglines. ----- Anybody seen the tagline disabler ? ----- Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks. ----- Okay, where do I sign? ----- Now *not* using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it ! ----- So, you have not been here since @LASTDATEON@ at @LASTTIMEON@... ----- (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)ncinerate ? ----- Who cares about a tagline ? ----- Life is also too short to learn DBASE. ----- I never lie nor steal taglines... ----- Let me change the text color to bright White... @X0F ----- Don't you ever think of stealling this tagline, @FIRST@ ! ----- This is a secret tagline, @FIRST@. ----- Every constant will be variable... ----- Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but... ----- Really, honey, I was at the office. ----- Read my lips. No more taglines. ----- Read my lips. No more stolen taglines. ----- GOD is real; unless declared "integer". ----- ----- Caution: This tagline stops for page breaks. ----- The product is 90% done. It has a name ... ----- DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ ----- (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (W)hat ? ----- Funny... I don't recall asking for your opinion... ----- What Are You Looking For Down Here ? ----- What a booooring tagline... ----- I would not use a tagline ! ----- What is the scancode of the ANY key ? ----- Tagline protected by guard dogs. SLMR Beware !!! ----- L}ine noi7se ? What line noise ? ----- After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" ----- Watch your back - hot files coming through ! ----- What can you do at 3 AM ? PSSSTTT - got a modem ? ----- Do you have the time ? ----- Tagline challenge: to be a genius in 45 spaces... ----- Join tagoholics anonymous. ----- A lost item is usually found after being replaced. ----- If you can read this, you are following too close. ----- What is the sound of one tagline clapping ? ----- On a clear disk you can seek forever ! ----- That last tag line may be an exaggeration. ----- Jesus is dead, but don't worry ! Mary is pregnant again ! ----- Now *not* using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it ! ----- Disk Space . . . the final frontier ----- Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? ----- Not a tagline, but a hologram of a tagline. ----- 24 hour banking ? I don't have time for that ! ----- This tagline self-destructs when you press the key. ----- NAK NAK! who's there? {MóRs@ NO CARRIER ----- Help ! I can't find the key ! ----- This Mail Reader stolen by Silly Little Tagline Maker. --- C:\DOS\Run. Run DOS, Run ! ----- Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear to be... ----- Yes, I stole this Tagline. ----- The UART won't take this speed Captain ! ----- I distinctly remember forgetting that. ----- Yes, but have you even thought about reading the DOC ? ----- The road to success is often under construction... ----- Minds are like parachutes - they only work when open ! ----- THIS TAGLINE NOT TO BE REMOVED UNDER PENALTY OF LAW. ----- Just Another Random Tagline. ----- $500 reward for tagline rustlers. ----- ...going where no clusters have gone before. ----- Now, where did I park my hard drive ? ----- This is an unoffensive generic tagline. ----- From the folks who brought you EDLIN ! ----- This message is not supposed to be here ! ----- "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will !" ----- Going where no reader has ever gone before ! ----- Support shareware before it becomes extinct.. ----- Drive Safe. 95% of people are caused by accidents. ----- Funny... I don't recall asking for your opinion.... ----- Taglines in good taste ? How about good tasting taglines ? ----- **** This is where a tagline would go IF I HAD ONE **** ----- What do Hiroshma and Iraq have in common ? Nothing yet.. ----- Merry X-Mas to all and to all a good night.. ----- Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ ----- Friends come and go, enemies accumulate. ----- Have you hugged your Sysop today ? ----- I should have BBSed all night... ----- Me, indecisive ? I'm not so sure about that. ----- In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton. ----- "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. ----- 50 states, and I had to pick this one... ----- Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say. ----- As U C, I have a fetish for abbr.'s ! ----- Bargain Tagline (no message). ----- But I DID read the manual... ----- C code run. Run code run ! ----- Cache me if you can. ----- Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives ! ----- COMPLAINTS >NUL ----- DELUXE 1.1111 hits for the "cycle"... ----- Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ? ----- Do You Know WHERE Your Software IS Today ? ----- Dont like my taglines: Dial 1-800-328-7448 ----- Excuse me miss, is this tagline taken ? ----- GENERIC TAGLINE s/n 0932831 ----- Help save Taglines. ----- Help stamp out taglines! ----- I compute, therefore, I AM NOT A TAGLINE. ----- I forgot to add a tagline. ----- I have cute taglines now, too ! ----- If At First You Don't Succeed Call The Author. ----- If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs. ----- If tag-lines could kill, I'd be dead. ----- If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b ----- Industry Standard Generic Tagline (ISGT) ----- Insert Witty Tagline Here. ----- ...Installation recommended (not included). ----- Isn't "half-duplex" just an apartment ? ----- I'm a doctor, not a tagline ! ----- I'm tired of thinking up new taglines. ----- I'm too busy to waste time leaving a tagline. ----- KEEP YOUR *.* ASTERISKS COVERED ----- Keyboard not connected, press F1 to continue... ----- Let's share a dangerous idea. ----- Mary had some wine, steak, & a little lamb. ----- My cat typed this tagline. < meow Prrrrr> ----- Pascal Programmers do it with Toolboxes ! ----- Prompt $h$h$h$h$h$h$h$h ----- Read WHAT docs ??? ----- Sorry, wrong tagline ! ----- System Error 153 - Press F1 to continue... ----- Tagline ? What tagline ?... ----- Testing, testing, Lotus, Lotus, Lotus..................... ----- That's not a bug, that's an enhanced feature ! ----- The Best Tagline * >> DOES NOT EXIST << * ----- The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain. ----- This Space still for rent. Unreasonable rates. ----- This tagline's just for you ! ----- This tagline is invisible. ----- Um, is anyone else using this tagline ? ----- WARNING !!! I steal taglines. ----- Will a 60 mhz 80486 finish before I start ? ----- Wordstar users - Ctrl-KQ to you, too. ----- Your money or your Tagline ! ----- ?#??????g?? NO CARRIER ----- Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue . . . ----- Warning: Tagline under construction ----- [ tagline deleted by PC-Helms censoring software ] ----- My ex-wife got all my taglines. ----- Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)_ ----- I just gotta write some new taglines... ----- Stop tagline theft ! Copyright your tagline (C) ! ----- $500 reward for tagline rustlers. ----- "Out by the Cape, home by the Horn" ----- "Keymaker's OTHER Manual Tagline"-- BOY! I LOVE TAGLINES! ----- Best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. ----- Capitalism - I love it ! ----- COLDBEER. CAN NOT FOUND. OPERATOR HALTED. ----- How many babies can a motherboard have? ----- Ice not found, pour straight to continue. ----- Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies! ----- GREED is dead. SEX is dead. Long live LUST ! ----- I didn't know it was impossible when I did it. ----- I want the best - that's why I use SLMR ! ----- Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are. ----- PCBored? Call a WILDCAT ! BBS tonight ! ----- Removal of this Tagline is Punishable by Law ! ----- Best TELIX feature: Able to download Qmodem ! ----- Can John Hancock John Hancock John Hancock's John Hancock's ??? ----- I did read the manual-The author didn't speak English! ----- My body belongs to me, but I share. ----- Please leave a message at the tone......... Beeeeep! ----- Seven days of Sex makes one weak (hehe) ----- So many 'QWK' packets... so little time... ----- Tagline to follow ----- "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers ----- And the winner is........SLMR!! ----- Of course I'm arrogant. The best usually are. ----- It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! ----- " NON-MEGAREADER " One more TAGLINE and I'll shit! ----- MARRIAGE is not a word...it's a sentence. ----- This is a perfect example of a tagline. ----- If this tagline makes sense please get help. ----- Let's play Tagline..... YOUR IT !! ----- Sensible Taglines are PROHIBITED! ----- To continue... Please insert $.25 in the floppy. ----- Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue... ----- This tagline is irrelevant ! ----- Old typesetters never die. They just decompose. ----- My OTHER tagline is a Porsche ! ----- *** THIS SPACE FOR OFFICE USE ONLY *** ----- This is NOT a tagline. ----- OBJECTS under tshirts may not be what they appear. ----- I think my mouse is pregnant ----- Don't look now, but the SYSOP is naked. ----- A pickle a day keeps the doctor away. ----- This is only a tagline. Had it been an actual... ----- I live to steal outstanding taglines. ----- 4DOS is what DOS should have been. ----- Tagline confiscated by order of FBI. ----- Nobody is Perfect; my name is Nobody..... ----- Serial input register #1 error alt-h now!!! ----- Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead (Y/N)? @PAUSE@ ----- CONNECT 14400 ARQ/ OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK ----- Police tagline. Do not cross. ----- Your tag line or your life ! ----- LOOKOUTGODDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!! ----- When all else fails, try Tequila... ----- When all else fails, write a tagline... ----- On a clear disk you can seek forever. ----- To read the rest of message, press ... ----- To read the rest of the tagline, press ... ----- To NOT read the rest of the tagline, press @X0F@X07... ----- Messages are boring. Taglines are fun. ----- I said *S N O W*!!!! NOT RAIN ! ----- A .QWK a day means you're offline ! ----- I distinctly remember forgetting that. ----- Getting all the time... ----- Features should be discovered, not documented. ----- N.T.S.C. = [N]ever [T]wice the [S]ame [C]olor. ----- S.E.C.A.M. = [S]ystem [E]ssencially [C]ontrary to the [A]merican nor[M]. ----- P.A.L. = [P]ictures [A]t [L]ast. ----- To quote the unquotable quote... ----- Is there life after Qmail ? ----- I almost stole a tagline ! I'm so ashamed ! ----- Uh oh...... Your zip file is open ! ----- Features should be discovered, not documented. ----- Make ten copies of this tagline, send it to ten friends... ----- BAUD: something that is not good. ----- How did you get 1800cps on a v.32 connection ??? ----- NAK NAK! who's there? ' #3ļ NO CARRIER ----- The worst thing about censorship is ----- Happiness is a computer attached to a modem. ----- You can stop reading the message now. ----- If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. ----- <<<<< Warning >>>>>: Tagline under Contruction ! ----- Recursive, adj.; see Recursive ----- (This tagline intentionally left blank) ----- Click... click... click. Damn ! Out of taglines ! ----- Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law ! ----- Tagline in for repair ! This one is a loaner. ----- $45.82 (this is a price tag) ----- Who posted that tagline ? I'm the author, and I want my royalties ! ----- Murphy is out there... waiting... ----- Have you tried 3-way calling & TriModem 1.13 ? ----- Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underware... ----- I am NOT indecisive. Am I ? ----- Arrogance ?!? Hah ! I'm too good for it... ----- Wanted: One new, impressive tagline. ----- When you're really in doubt, press RESET. ----- This tagline does not exist. ----- Enjoy life, you will never get out alive. ----- I live to steal outstanding taglines. ----- Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. ----- My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash ! ----- F1 Missing. Press F1 to Continue. ----- Do your share... Recycle Tag-lines ! ----- I stole this tagline from someone else ! (3rd time) ----- If you see a button that looks interesting, push it ! ----- S. Hussein: "Where did they get those wonderful toys?!" ----- Click... click... click. Damn ! Out of taglines ! ----- Tagline thieves are filthy scumsucking dreck ! ----- dOES aNYONE kNOW wHAT a 'cAPS lOCK' iS fOR? ----- << Insert witty tagline here >> ----- If nothing can possibly go wrong, it will anyway. ----- Press twice to load the BBS, or for IQ test. ----- This Mail Reader stolen by Silly Little Tagline Writer ----- I think my mouse is pregnant... ----- @USER@ won't like THIS tagline !!! ----- Oh Lord, I broke the CTRL-ALT-DEL key... ----- Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. ----- Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N)_ ----- Hey ! Where did my tagline go ? ----- Telemate - it's better than sex! (Well...) ;-)