ASCII Express!!!!! (The Author of this Game) What the hell am I doing in this stupid Barney costume!? Reverend Warthog (ASCII's good friend and assistant) Hey! Take it easy! I kicked Barney's ass yesterday! Liz Mayeux (ASCII's riendgirlfa) I didn't know Barney was ! Adolph Hitler Deutscheland šber Alles! Grimace Big mac Mic DLT a quarter pounder with some cheese... George Bush After what I did to this country, I couldn't find any other job. Charles Manson AAAaaA!!!!!! BARNEY DRIVES ME TO MURDER!!!! Bill CLinton Put that mask back on! I'm hiding from Jenneifer Flowers! Al Gore My wife Tipper will ban this game!!!! Elvis!!! Get off of my purple Suede Mask! You ` You try to kill yourself after realizing your his twin brother Jeffery Dahmer Thanks for marinading them with beer and gancha. Beavis Pull my finger! Hehehehemhmememe! Butthead Huhhuhhuhuhhhuhuhuhh... The REAL barney burned, so the judge made ME him instead! HEHEHEhehahuhuhuhuhuhuhmaa! Tatoo D' Plane! D' Plane! D' Plane!!! The PillsBerry Doughboy Nothin's as lovin as my Barney Biscuits. The Reverend Jesse Jackson You're all a bunch of racists-- the whole lot of you, you're just trying to oppress the purple race! Michael Jackson Nobody trusts me around little kids anymore, so I have to where this mask. Rodney King Can't we all just get along? Peewee Herman Why do you keep jerking me around? I can do it well enough on my own!