ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛ P R O D U C T I O N S Information Package 1.0 - Written by lemming/Jeskola! =============================================================================== The infofile =============================================================================== You are now reading the official infofile for Jeskola! Productions. We made this textfile, because we wanted you to know the history of Jeskola! Productions, and a lot of other information about us. If you are interested in our history, what we do and why, or if you just like our group, please do take some time to read this infofile. Jeskola! Productions has made a lot of intros and demos to date, (you will find a list later on) and we are willing to sell their sourcecode and design for money. If you are a beginner coder, and are interested in this kind of stuff, why not give a call to our coder BBS, Jeskola! Uranus HQ Rectal Carnage. You can find the number of the board later on this list, and on this demo too. Also the sourcecode of Protracker for GUS is for sale. Jeskola! Productions can also make a demo or intro for your purposes. The demo/intro can advertise your company, board, or perhaps your group. If you want to contact us so that we would make a demo/intro for you, call our World HQ or Uranus HQ and leave a message to either lemming or Phantom. You will find the numbers from the J!P board list later on , or from this dentro. Remember to tell us what you'd like the intro to look. (effects, logos, music, etc).. PD distributors or any other people are not allowed to sell or productions without a written permission from us. Now follows a listing of all the executables that Jeskola! has ever released: Hektor issue #1 Coming Soon intro - Spring 1992: This intro was released when Jeskola! was very young and we were not very talented. It's made to advertise our antimag Hektor's first issue. Coding by Phantom. Hektor diskmagazine issue #1 - Summer 1992: Our antidiskmag. This production has only been released in Finnish. Coding by Phantom, text by Phantom and Flashburn. Hektor issue #2 Coming Soon intro - Winter 1993: After almost a 10 month break we were back to inform about the release of our antimag's 2nd issue. Coding by Phantom, music by Deetsay. Jeskola! Ultra+ - Summer 1993: This simple intro was just made to announce that we are alive. (yes, some people doubted that we are alive altough we weren't famous or anything back then). Coding by Phantom, music by Flashburn, graphics by Flashburn. Mini-intro - Summer 1993: Just a very small but nice intro. Coding by Phantom and graphics by Flashburn. Caloriefree Diet Intro - Assembly 1993: This intro was our contribution to the Assembly'93 introcompetition, which made a lot of people know what Jeskola! Productions is. Coding by Phantom, music by Flashburn. Antiperspirant Intro - Autumn 1993: This is our after-Assembly intro for all the people who met us at Asm'93 and waited for something new from us. Coding by Phantom, music by Flashburn. Kelivara intro - Aggressive Party 1993: This is the only intro that we did as a small joke. Why? Because everyone knew that Aggressive Party wouldn't be a success for PC-people, but we wanted to do something for the party anyway. Coding by Phantom, graphics by Flashburn and lemming. Loppiais-intro - Winter 1994: Another intro from us, nothing else to say about it. Coding by Phantom, music by Flashburn, graphics by Flashburn. Design - Spring 1994: A small intro where we put the routines that we didn't want to include in our Abduction party dentro. Coding (surprisingly) by Phantom and graphics by Flashburn. Serious - Abduction Party 1994: You might call it a dentro or a demo but it's not a trackmo for sure :). We call it -mo. It's our best production so far. Code by Phantom, graphics by Onomatopoeia and Jate, music by Tranzmasterisertronic. You can contact us for swapping by snailmail on the following addresses: Phantom/Jeskola!/M12: Flashburn/Jeskola!: lemming/Jeskola!: Oskari Tammelin Tombstone #351 Janne Granberg Kirkkokatu 2 Ž„nekoski Cemetery L„mmitt„j„ntie 6 44100 Ž„nekoski 44150 Ž„nekoski 40820 Haapaniemi Finland Finland Finland We are reachable by e-mail at the following addresses: phantom@jybox.jyu.fi..................phantom lemming@jybox.jyu.fi..................lemming Here's a list of our memberboards and their numbers: Invalid EnvironmentùWorld HQùZyxel U-1496E+ù24hù+358-41-666715ùSysop: lemming Rectal CarnageùUranus HQùUSRobotics Sportsterù24hù+358-45-515288ùSysop: phantom Da VulvaùMember BoardùZyxel U-1496Bù+358-41-PRIVATEùSysop: iVY The Toilet With Shit And Urea All Over The Floor And No Soap Or Toiletpaper At All And A Drunken Teenager Puking All Over The Place Bulletin Board System Zyxel U-1496B+ù+358-41-TEMPDOWNùSysop: Jate You can also catch our latest productions at the following bbses, the list doesn't contain any numbers because we simply don't know all of them and some others don't want their number to be mentioned. Germany HQ : Magican The Netherlands HQ: Fuzzy Logic Denmark HQ: Kilroy Canada HQ: Spasm-O-Tron USA HQ #1: End of Time USA HQ #2: The Powergrid Finnish Distro: Soul Asylum Here are some frequently asked questions about Jeskola!, and answer of course: Q: Aren't you just a jokegroup which doesn't take the scene seriously? A: We admit that we have humour in our productions, but that does not mean that we are joking. We do take the scene as seriously as any other good demogroup does. Our aim is to be ORIGINAL. Q: Is lemming dating a sheep? A: No, he isn't interested in animals. Q: When will the next version of PT4GUS come out? A: Simple; When Phantom makes it. Phantom is pressured at the moment for coding our next intro, and Majic 12's Assembly'94 demo. Q: Does iVY masturbate more than fifteen times a day? A: No, he's a normal teenager. Q: What kind of new members are you accepting to Jeskola! ? A: We aren't currently in need of new members, so if you really want to join us, you must be very talented. Of course you must have a good and a bit sick sense of humour. Q: Did Phantom rob that beer-truck in Helsinki? A: No, he drinks only hard alcoholics. Q: What is your next intro going to be called? A: This is being asked so often from us, that I can only answer at for this moment. Our next intro will PROBABLY be called Return to Karelia, but we make up so many different names for our intros, that it might change. Q: Is Flashburn impotent? A: Hard to say as he's dead. Q: Aren't you Jeskola! members a bit like dogs? A: Yes, we prefer backdoor entry. Q: What do the members of Jeskola! do besides computing? A: [write your own fantasy here] Q: When is Hektor issue #2 coming out? A: We don't currently have so much time for that mag, especially making a new mag-interface doesn't really interest us at the moment. Q: Did Jate have an affair with Stormy/FLP? A: No, Jate is heterosexual. Q: Wasn't Edi/J!P in the last Bold And The Beautiful? A: No, he isn't an actor. Q: How can I become a distribution site or hq for Jeskola! ? A: Apply for lemming at Invalid Environment, tell him all the necessary information about your board, and you'll be under consideration. You'll most likely get to be a board for us if we don't have a bbs in your country. The memberstatus of Jeskola! Productions currently looks like this: Real Name: Alias: Job in J!P: ======================================================================= Oskari Tammelin Phantom Coding, ideas, uranushq Juha Turunen Flashburn Dead member Jukka Hurmos lemming Ideas, pr, organizing, whq Jarno Leikas Jate Graphician, bbs Pentti Hirsim„ki Onomatopoeia Graphician Uolevi Laitinen Tranzmasterisertronic Musician Keimo Lantio iVY Party-pr, bbs Esa M„kinen Deetsay Musician, bbs Eero Niemitalo Edi Party member We hope that you will enjoy watching our demo! {k|uD}mu}