WORK HISTORY  Mortimer Goldfarb

               BURGER BASH - Asst. Manager

Began as janitor but quickly advanced to Burger Wrapper.
Within 3 months I was promoted to Condiment Application
(special sauce, pickles, onion, shredded vegetable
product). Due to epidemic of food poisoning, I was quickly
promoted to the Assistant Manager position.



               HOT DOG HAVEN - Preparer

Steamed hot dogs and polish sausages for 9 hours a day.
Occasionally filled in stuffing buns and once even worked
the cash register.

               LAZY LAWNS - Self Employed

Mowed lawns in three neighborhoods, trimmed shrubs,
watered lawns and gardens on occasion when owners were out
of town. I even planted some trees. Forced to sell lawn
mower when three toes were accidentally removed.

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