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<g>    grin
<bg>   big grin
<dg>   dirty grin
<eg>   evil grin
<vbg>  very big grin
<s>    smile
<rofl> rolling on floor, laughing
<gr&d> grinning, running and ducking

the others are abbreviations with go without <>

AFK    away from keyboard
ASAP   as soon as possible
BCNU   be sein'you
BIS    back in a second
BRB    be right back
BTW    by the way
CU     see you
FYG    for your guidance
FYI    for your information
IMHO   in my humble opinion
IMO    in my opinion
IOW    in other words
LOL    lot of laughs
NBD    no big deal
OIC    oh, I see
OTOH   on the other Hand
PDQ    pretty darn quick
PITA   pain in the a..
PMJI   pardon me for jumping in
RSN    real soon now
RTFM   read the fuckin' manual (sorry, I didn't invent that on)
TIA    thanks in advance
TY                             <still trying to figure out this one <s>)

The Unofficial Smilie Dictionary
────────────────────────────────

:-)   Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or
      joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix.
;-)   Winky smilie.User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark.
      More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smilie.
:-(   Frowning smilie. User did not like that last statement or is upset
      or depressed about something.
:-I   Indifferent smilie. Better than a Frowning smilie but not quite as
      good as a happy smilie
:->   User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a :-).
>:->  User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->  Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

Those are the basic ones...Here are some somewhat less common ones:

(-:   User is left handed
%-)   User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight
:*)   User is drunk
[:]   User is a robot
8-)   User is wearing sunglasses
B:-)  Sunglasses on head
::-)  User wears normal glasses
B-)   User wears horn-rimmed glasses
8:-)  User is a little girl
:-)-8 User is a Big girl
:-{)  User has a mustache
:-{}  User wears lipstick
{:-)  User wears a toupee
}:-(  Toupee in an updraft
:-[   User is a Vampire
:-E   Bucktoothed vampire
:-F   Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-7   User just made a wry statement
:-*   User just ate something sour
:-)~  User drools
:-~)  User has a cold
:'-(  User is crying
:'-)  User is so happy, s/he is crying
:-@   User is screaming
:-#   User wears braces
:^)   User has a broken nose
:v)   User has a broken nose, but it's the other way
:_)   User's nose is sliding off of his face
:<)   User is from an Ivy League School
:-&   User is tongue tied.
=:-)  User is a hosehead
-:-)  User is a punk rocker
-:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
:=)   User has two noses
+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office
`:-)  User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning
,:-)  Same thing...other side
|-I   User is asleep
|-O   User is yawning/snoring
:-Q   User is a smoker
:-?   User smokes a pipe
O-)   Megaton Man On Patrol!  (or else, user is a scuba diver)
O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least)
:-P   Nyahhhh!
:-S   User just made an incoherent statement
:-D   User is laughing (at you!)
:-X   User's lips are sealed
:-C   User is really bummed
<|-)  User is Chinese
<|-(  User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
:-/   User is skeptical
C=:-) User is a chef
@=    User is pro-nuclear war
*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat
:-o   Uh oh!
(8-o  It's Mr. Bill!
*:o)  And Bozo the Clown!
3:]   Pet smilie
3:[   Mean Pet smilie
d8=   Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator
:-9   User is licking his/her lips
%-6   User is braindead
[:-)  User is wearing a walkman
(:I   User is an egghead
<:-I  User is a dunce
K:P   User is a little kid with a propeller beenie
@:-)  User is wearing a turban
:-0   No Yelling!  (Quiet Lab)
:-:   Mutant Smilie
      The invisible smilie
.-)   User only has one eye
,-)   Ditto...but he's winking
X-(   User just died
8 :-) User is a wizard
C=}>;*{))  Mega-Smilie... A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an 
           updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

Note: A lot of these can be typed without noses to make midget smilies.

:)  Midget smilie
:]  Gleep...a friendly midget smilie who will gladly be your friend
=)  Variation on a theme...
:} - What should we call these? (what?)
:) - Happy
:> - what?
:@ - what?
:D - Laughter
:I - Hmmm...
:( - Sad
:[ - Real Downer
:< - what?
:{ - what?
:O - Yelling
?
:C - what?
:Q - what?
:,( - Crying
[] - Hugs and
:* - Kisses
|I - Asleep
|^o -Snoring


:-`   smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-1   smiley bland face
:-!           "
:-@   smiley face screaming
:-#|  smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$   smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%   smiley banker
:-6   smiley after eating something sour
:^)   smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:-7   smiley after a wry statement
8-)   smiley swimmer

:-*   smiley after eating something bitter
:-&   smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0   smiley orator
      smiley invisible man
(:-(  unsmiley frowning
(:-)  smiley big-face
):-)          "
):-(  unsmiley big-face
)8-)  scuba smiley big-face
=:-)  smiley punk-rocker
=:-(  (real punk rockers don't smile)
+:-)  smiley priest
:-q   smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-e   disappointed smiley
:-t   cross smiley
:-i   semi-smiley
:-o   smiley singing national anthem
:-p   smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-[   un-smiley blockhead
:-]   smiley blockhead
:-{   smiley variation on a theme
:-}   ditto
{:-)  smiley with its hair parted in the middle
}:-)  above in an updraft
:-a   lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-s   smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-d   lefty smiley razzing you
g-)   smiley with ponce-nez glasses
:-j   left smiling smilely
:-k   beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l   y. a. s.
:-:   mutant smiley
:-\   undecided smiley
:-|   "have an ordinary day" smiley
;-)   winking smiley
:-<   real sad smiley
:->   y.a.s.
:-z   y.a.c.s.
:-x   "my lips are sealed" smiley
:-c   bummed out smiley
:-v   talking head smiley
:v)   left-pointing nose smiley
:-b   left-pointing tongue smiley
:-/   lefty undecided smiley
:-?   smilely smoking a pipe
.-]   one-eyed smilely
,-}   wry and winking
0-)   smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
:-=)  older smiley with mustache
:u)   smiley with funny-looking left nose
:n)   smiley with funny-looking right nose
:<    midget unsmiley
:>    midget smiley
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with
        a double-chin
:-)     ha ha                   ~~:-(   net.flame
|-)     hee hee                 O |-)   net.religion
|-D     ho ho
:->     hey hey                 8 :-I   net.unix-wizards
:-(     boo hoo                   X-(   net.suicide
:-I     hmm                     E-:-I   net.ham-radio
:-O     uh oh                    >:-I   net.startrek
:-P     nyah nyah                3:o[   net.pets
|-P     yuk

:-}     beard
:-{     mustache
:-#     braces
:-X     bow tie
:-Q     smoker
<:I     dunce
(:I     egghead
@:I     turban

8-)     glasses
B-)     horn-rims
8:-)    glasses on forehead
:-8(    condescending stare
;-)     wink
>:-<    mad

Drama :-(       Comedy :-)      Surpise :-o     Suspense 8-|

Male    :-      Female  >-
Birth   |-O     Death 8-#
Infinity        8

:-)             Humor
:-) (-:         Masking theatrical comments
:<)             For those with hairy lips
:<)=            For those with beards too
:/)             Not funny
'-)             Wink
P-)             Pirate
;-)             Wink II
(@ @)           You're kidding!
:-"             Pursing lips
:-v             Just another face (speaking) profiled from the side
:-V             Shouting
:-w             Speak with forked tongue
:-W             Shout with forked tongue
:-r             Bleahhh (sticking tongue out)
:-f
:-p
:-1             Smirks
:-,
<:-O            Eeek!
:-*             Oops!  (Covering mouth with hand)
:-T             Keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-D             Said with a smile
:-P
:-y
:-o             More shouting
:-O
:-{             Count Dracula
=|:-)=          Uncle Sam
7:)             Reagan
:-#             Censored
:~i             Smoking
:~j             (and smiling)
:/i             no Smoking
:-I             It's something, but I don't know what...
:-x             Kiss kiss
:->             Alternate happy face
:-(             Unhappy
:-c             Real unhappy
:-C             Unbelieving (jaw dropped)
:-<             Forlorn
:-B             Drooling (or overbite)
:-|             Disgusted
:-?             Licking your lips
<:>==           A turkey
:-) :-) :-)     Loud guffaw
:-J             Toungue-in-cheek comments
:*)             Clowning around
:-8             Talking out both sides of your mouth
(:-)            Messages dealing with bicycle helmets
@=              Warning about nuclear war
<:-)            For dumb questions
o=              A burning candle to start a flame
-=              A doused candle to end a flame
OO              Headlights on a message
:_)             I used to be a boxer, but it really got my nose out of 
                joint
B-)             Batman
B-|             Michael Keaton Batman
#:-)            Someone with matted hair
-end-

 E     -   Enter a new message under the highlited area
 I     -   Import a prepared message under the highlited area
 N     -   List new files list, can do file request while viewing
 L     -   List/View/Edit/Enter/Spell Check replies
 ESC   -   Go back to previous screen

 E     -   Enter a new message to the sender of highlighted message
 I     -   Import a prepared message to the sender of highlighted
           message
 S     -   Search on the currrent sort order, use F9 to change
 N     -   Search next
 L     -   List/View/Edit/Enter/Spell Check replies
 K     -   Mark current message for delete
 F9    -   Change sort order, msg#/from/to/subject
 ESC   -   Go back to previous screen

 Legend:

    * Message has been read
    ~ Message has been replied
    - Message has been marked for deletion

 E     -   Enter a new message to the sender of current message
 I     -   Import a prepared message to the sender of current message
 R     -   Reply to current message
 K     -   Mark current message for deletion
 L     -   List/View/Edit/Enter/Spell Check replies
      -   Next Message
      -   Prev Message
 A     -   Acronym list
 T     -   Steal Tagline from current message and save to womr.tag
 H     -   View message header( Internet mail only )
 @O    -   Capture address from the message
 D     -   Decode MIME/UU/XX encoded message into a file.
 @J    -   Jump to DOS
 W     -   Write/Append Message to a file, use wildcard to pop up a list
 @W    -   Save message in RFC822 format to a file, use wildcard to
           pop up a list( for Internet only )
 P     -   Print current message
 V     -   View the saved messages
 Esc   -   Go back to previous screen
 Del   -   Go back to previous screen(if set in wsomr.ini)

E     -   Enter a new message
I     -   Import a prepared message
K     -   Kill hightlighted message
ESC   -   Go back to previous screen

 Legend:

    I UUCP gated Internet message
    - Message has been marked for deletion


C     -   Change current message
S     -   Spell check current message
M     -   Move current message to another area
X     -   Cross post current message to other areas
K     -   Kill current message, will not save upon exit
W     -   Write/Append Message to a file, can use wildcard to pop up a
          file list
F     -   View mail-sent folder
@F    -   Save currrent reply to mail-sent folder
P     -   Print current message
V     -   View the saved replies
@J    -   Jump to DOS
     -   Go to next reply
     -   Go to previous reply
ESC   -   Go back to previous screen
DEL   -   Go back to previous screen( if set in wsomr.ini )

  Files                 Options                     Others
 ┌───────────────────┐  ┌───────────────────────┐ ┌───────────────┐
 │ Open  Packet      │  │ Offline Configuration │ │ Credits       │
 │ List  Packet      │  ├───────────────────────┤ │ About         │
 │ Close Packet      │  │ View Address Book     │ ├───────────────┤
 ├───────────────────┤  │ Edit Address Book     │ │ Read Me       │
 │ View/Edit Reply   │  ├───────────────────────┤ │ Help Me!      │
 │ File Request      │  │ View Saved Mail(in)   │ │ What's New    │
 ├───────────────────┤  │ View Saved Mail(out)  │ ├───────────────┤
 │ Close All Packets │  └───────────────────────┘ │ View Taglines │
 ├───────────────────┤                            │ Edit Taglines │
 │ OS Shell          │                            │ View Acronyms │
 └───────────────────┘                            └───────────────┘
    Files    Options    Others
 ░░┌───────────────────┐░░░░░░
 ░░│ Open  Packet      │░░░░░░  Open packets in the download directory
 ░░│ List  Packet      │░░░░░░  List packets already opened
 ░░│ Close Packet      │░░░░░░  Close opened packets to save disk space
 ░░├───────────────────┤░░░░░░
 ░░│ View/Edit Reply   │░░░░░░  Operation on existing replies
 ░░│ File Request      │░░░░░░  Select files for Freq for next upload
 ░░├───────────────────┤░░░░░░
 ░░│ Close All Packets │░░░░░░  Close all opened packets
 ░░├───────────────────┤░░░░░░
 ░░│ OS Shell          │░░░░░░  Jump to DOS
 ░░└───────────────────┘░░░░░░
 ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

   Options    Others
░░┌───────────────────────┐░░░
░░│ Offline Configuration │░░░ Select areas you like offline.
░░├───────────────────────┤░░░
░░│ View Address Book     │░░░ View opened address book
░░│ Edit Address Book     │░░░ Edit opened address book
░░├───────────────────────┤░░░
░░│ View Saved Mail(in)   │░░░ View previously saved messages
░░│ View Saved Mail(out)  │░░░ View previously saved replies
░░└───────────────────────┘░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

Note: directly updating address book under DOS shell should be avoided
      it will cause some unpredictable results.
      you can press ALT-O while viewing incoming mail to automatically
      capture address.

    Others
░░┌───────────────┐░░░
░░│ Registration  │░░░ Register and print registration form
░░│ About         │░░░ Copyright notice
░░├───────────────┤░░░
░░│ Read Me       │░░░ General informations
░░│ Help Me!      │░░░ Commonly asked questions
░░│ What's New    │░░░ History & Wish list of wsOMR
░░├───────────────┤░░░
░░│ View Taglines │░░░ View opened tagline file
░░│ Edit Taglines │░░░ Edit opened tagline file
░░│ View Acronyms │░░░ View smile symbols & acronyms
░░└───────────────┘░░░
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
Note: directly updating tagline file under DOS shell should be avoided
      it will cause some unpredictable results.
      you can just press 'T' while viewing incoming message to steal
      taglines from the message text.

