Copyright 1995(c) DEFINE THAT! A Ruby Begonia Column By Del Freeman "Yo, I want'ta sign up with that guy what wants to preserve my rights," said Ruby. "You haven't got any rights," said Del Freeman. "You're virtual. I make you up. Ruby Begonia exists only in my imagination." "Then you better sign up," said Ruby. "Why?" asked Del. "I have all the freedom I want." "Sure, but how long you gonna' have it? These people are fixin' to sneak into your very core of existence and listen to what you say without your knowledge or permission. Then, they're gonna use what they hear to categorize you -- maybe even prosecute you." "Oh, Ruby... they are not. Don't be ridiculous," said Del. "That's what them people in Waco said," said Ruby. "'They won't' attack us with the whole world watching on television,' was probably the last promise Koresh made." "I hate it when you have opinions," said Del. "But I'm right," Ruby insisted. "Listen, they can't tell me that people what have access to bomb information and materials a jillion places only decided to blow something up when they saw it on Internet. That just ain't believable. Next, they'll be telling me it's black-magic, or of the devil or somethin.'" "Nonsense," said Del. "So, sign up with this Senator Lehman. He wants to let people study it, at least, before they legislate it. At least you get a chance to know your freedoms before you forfeit 'em. Don't that make sense?" Ruby asked. "Even to me," said Del. "Hey!" said Ruby, recounting a recent news report, "If they're gonna' get to impose fines from lawsuits over this being 'publishing', then it gets not just the ouchies, but all the other benefits of the first and fifth amendments, doesn't it? They can't have the pencil red AND blue at the same time, now can they? Shouldn't somebody had oughta' point that out right away? "One cannot, in the perception of any reasonable person, subject a medium to one definition of existence without applying the applicable others, else how could such a definition be anything but biased and false. And illegal. Mostly that last," said Ruby. "Don't tell me..." said Del, with genuine dread. "Ah-hem," Ruby coughed delicately and cleared her throat. "To be a voyeur, or not to be a ..." she recited. -30-