**BORG 530 Taglines** Created, Assimilated and Edited by Barry Blaes (Redundancies are Irrelevant) [FIDONET 1:107/85] (BorgDOS 1.0) C:\> Assimilate another? Y/n? (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:> Session complete. Assimilate another? Y/N? # <--Tribble after Borg assimilation. #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA. #1 on BORG Hit Parade: Borg in the 'Hood'! #1 on BORG Hit Parade... We all sleep in a single subroutine. @TOFIRST@ is not a Borg identification, you are now 3 of 32 billion. 007 of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die. 007 of Borg: The Spy Who Assimilated Me. 007 of Borg: You Only Assimilate Twice. 99 of Borg: You will be assimilated..Would you believe, stood close to? A Borg, A Ferengi, and a Romulan walk into Deanna Troi. A Borg assimilated a Romulan and a Klingon. Now it has indigestion. A Borg Dalek: Resistance is useless. You will be exterminated. A Borg Dalek: We obey. A Dalek Borg: As-si-mi-late. A Dalek Borg: Resistance is futile. You will be as-si-mi-la-ted. A fundie Borg: You must believe the Bible to be assimilated. A Klingon, a Romulan, and a Borg we . A man has got to know his assimilations. --Harry of Borg. A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows! A Poetic Borg: You will compose assimilated rhythms and rhymes. A Q a day - keeps the Borg away. A slip NEVER heard aboard the Enterprise: "Welcome a Borg." Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude... After assimilat...'Cause I'm a Borg, yea, yea, yea. Ah'm Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated, son. Air Borgs: Just Assimilate It. AIR-BORG by Nike. "Jump... Or be assimilated" Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing! All the Borg left were these self-sealing stembolts. Alll a Borg!!!!!! ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a saucer section. ALWAYS get your hamborger served on a deflector dish. And all the Borg left was this Amiga ... And all the Borg left was this Apple III. And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... And all the Borg left was this copy of System 7... And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows NT. And all the Borg left was this copy of Windows 3.0 And all the Borg left was this darn PC Clone... And all the Borg left was this IBM (R) Ps/2 . And all the Borg left was this Macintosh. And all the Borg left was this Tagline. And all the Borg left was this Tandy. And all the Borg left was this TI/99-4A. And all the Borg left was this VIC-20. And all the Borg left was this 486... And I am C-@TOFIRST@, human cyborg relations. And I am C-Jack, human cyborg relations. And I thought the Borg were bad . . . And this is my other brother Darrell of Borg, and... Andrew Dice Borg: Go assimilate yourself! Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile? Anyone out there read any Jorge Louis Borges? Aretha Franklin of Borg: R E S P E C T is irrelevant. Assimilate me...tender... --Elvis of Borg. Assimilate my shorts! Borg Simpson ASSIMILATION PARTY! I'll bring the Borgers, you bring the Lowenborg! At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Baby Borg: Isn't he the cutest little thing? Bad Borg Bad Borg Watcha gonna do when they assimilate you? Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM! Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun! Barney of Borg: Big Bird is irrelevant! Barney of Borg: Big Bird will be assimilated! Barney of Borg: I assimilate you, you assimilate me... Barney of Borg: I love you, and you love me. Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. Assimilate into my family. Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. I will kill your family. Barney of Borg: I love you. You love me. We're a happy Borg entity. Barney of Borg: Prepare to be loved.... Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my toys. Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will buy my videos. Barney of Borg: Resistance is useless you will love me. Barney of Borg: Sesame Street is irrelevant. Barney of Borg: Sesame Street will be assimilated! Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futile. Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is useless. Barney of Borg: You and your beer will be as ! Barney of Borg: You assimilate me, I'll assimilate you. Barney of Borg: You loving me is irrelevant! Barney of Borg: You will be assimilated because I love you. Barney of Borg: You will be nauseated. Bashir on Borg: I'd be hostile to if my poo were cubed! Beatles of Borg: Assimilate and Let Die! Beavis and Butt-head of Borg: Resistance sucks! Beavis of Borg. Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh. Beavis of Borg: You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh. Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1 Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated! Bjorn Borg He's DEAD, Jim. Blame Harry Mudd for the Borgs .. His Toys grew Up! Blonde Borgs all have the same fun. Bo Pilgrim of Borg: We just won't assimilate a fat, yella chicken. Bob Barker of Borg: C'mon down and be assimilated! Bob Barker of Borg: Resistance is futile. Have your pet spayed... Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is futile. Bob Vila of Borg: This Old House is irrelevant. Bob Vila of Borg: Welcome to This Old Assimilation. Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim. Boo-Boo to Yogi of Borg: The ranger's not gonna like being assimilated! Borg Alka Seltzer: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOLE thing. Borg are made, not Bjorn. Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this T-shirt. Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this Tagline. Borg Assimilation is the Best Cure for the Common Man. Borg at Jurassic Park: You will be assimil...SQUISH! Borg at Microsoft: You will be assimil... ! Borg Benny assimilates again! Borg Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, you're irrelevant. Borg Burger: (Your way is irrelevant) Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant! Borg Burgers: Your way is IRRELEVANT! Borg C++: Compiling is futile. Borg Cable: Subscribers wishes are irrelevant. Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus. Borg Cola: Assimilating the Next Generation. Borg Cola: NOT the choice of the Next Generation! Borg Cola: The Assimilation Thing. Borg Cola: The ONLY choice of the next generation! Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated! Borg come-on: Wow, with your a$$_im_elated. Borg destroyed by Federation Death Star DS9, film at 11:00. Borg Do It Collectively. Borg do it their way. Your way is irrelevant Borg DOS v5.0: Assimilate Another (Y/N)? Borg DOS 6.0. Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine? Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator! Borg for President! `The deficit will be assimilated..' BORG For President--All Politicians Will Be Assimilated! BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes. Borg in New Jersey: Florio is irrelevant. Borg late-night talk-show wars: Chevy Chase is EXTREMELY irrelevant! Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a Taglines are irrelevant. Borg Moderator: Kill thread, your post is irrelevant! Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments are futile. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated. Borg Network TV: You will be assimilated after the break. Borg Nightmare: Assimilate another? NO WAIT, IT'S A PB! Borg of Istanbul, Constantinople is irrelevant Borg Pepsi - Coke is irrelevant. Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant. Borg philosophy: Joke theft is futile. Borg philosophy: Theft of one-liners is irrelevant. Borg restaurant: Smorgasborg. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg saying: We came. We saw. We slept. (Boom)! Borg Ships are Rubik's Cubes without the colored stickers. Borg snack food: Computer chips. Borg Sneak Previews: Michael Medved is EXTREMELY irrelevant! Borg Spreadsheet Program - Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 - / FILE SAVE is irrelevant! Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus. Borg Style. We Came, We Saw, We Absorbed. Borg telecommunication: Prodigy is irrelevant. Borg to be wild! (sorry 'bout that). Borg to biology teacher: Parasites are irrelevant. Borg to Ferrangi, Profit is irrelevant. Borg to Q: Omnipotence is irrelevant. BORG TV: One Channel. Anything else is irrelevant. Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y/y)? Borg Wave 3.14: Your taglines have been assimilated. . Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro. Borg 2000: The Assimilation Milkman. BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Borg's World! Partying is irrelevant! Assimilate beer! Borg's World: Partying is relevant. Assimilate Beer. Borg, and the women who love them -- on the next Oprah! Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant. Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision. Downgrading is futile. Borg-er King: We do burgers our way. Your way is irrelevant. Borg-U-Baste: The Meal of Champions! Borg-weiser, the Assimilator of Beers. BORG.COM found! (A)ssimilate (C)hange channel? Borg: Assimilation is the best cure for the common man. Borg: Official Extra-Terrestrial race of the Tagline echo. Borg: What happens when you let the government take care of you. Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- NO CARRIER. Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Borgasm, n. The ecstasy of being assimilated. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgCola: Not the choice of The Next Generation. BorgCola: Not the real thing, baby. Uh uh. BorgDos v1.0 - Irrelevant command or filename. BorgDOS v1.0 - Your utilities will be assimilated! BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n]. BorgDOS v6.0 - FORMAT C: [Y/y] Resistance is futile. Borgen-Daas Ice Cream: Calories are irrelevant Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant! Borger King: Over 55 Billion Assimilated Borginator 2: Assimilation Day, coming soon to a federation near you. Borglibrarian: Prepare to assimilate another book. Borgmania: And you thought the Beatles had followers? Borgs are made, not Bjorn. Borgs Bunny: 'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate carrots Borgs i-n-n-n S-P-A-A-C-C-C-E-E-E-E! Borgspere - To be or not to be, that is the collective. BorgTV: Barry Blaes' programs will be assimilated after these messages. BorgTV: Your programs will be assimilated after these messages. Borgy Pig - th..th..th..that's irrelevant folks. Borgy: A group of people frantically assimilating each other. Boris of Borg - Now ve assimilate moose and sqvirrel! Bring Arnold Schwartzenegger to play the Borg Terminator! Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is useless. Buffalo Bills of Borg: Winning Superbowls is futile! Buy today, Borg tomorrow! C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh, my... Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is useless. Can the Borg assimilate Q? Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? Carson of Borg: How futile is it? Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself! Cat of Borg: I'll assimilate this, and this, but I don't want =this= Cheesborger, cheeseborger, cheeseborger, Coke. Pepsi is irrelevant. Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG! Chocolate is irrelevant. -- Oh no! The Borg got Troi! Clive Anderson of Borg: Welcome to `Whose Assimilation Is This Anyway?' Come get you kicks, with Borg 6 of 6. Coming for Christmas... The Chia-Borg... Offer void where irrelevant. Coming soon! Rick Borganis in - Honey, I Assimilated the Kids! Coming soon: The Daleks vs. the Borg--EXTERMINATE! ASSIMILATE! Configuration is irrelevant. --Borg Sysop. Cool Hand of Borg: What we have here is a failure to assimilate. CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp on the barbie! Cross between the Borg and Dr. McCoy - He's irrelevant, Jim. Cybermen were made by Borg-Warner. Cylons are Borg rejects. Dalek Borg: Seek, locate, as-si-mi-late. Damn the Prime Directive, give the Borgs Windows 3.1. Dances With Borgs - Starring Locutus. Deja Borg: The feeling that you have read that Borg Tagline before. Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resistance is futile, Dentist of Borg: Assimilation will only hurt for a moment. Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are. Destroy the Borg? Give them Cavis Alpha IV! Destroy the Borg? Give them Windows 3.1 -that will do it. Devo of Borg: We are not men ... We are Borg. Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated. Did we somehow manage to get the Borg drunk? Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Borg! Did you like killing? --Borg. Yes. --Data. Dirty Pair vs. the Borg: Fault is irrelevant. Dispatch a subspace message: We have engaged the Borg. Distance is irrelevant. --Pythagoras of Borg. Do net.personalities have kiborgasms? Do Swedish tennis players have bjornborgasms? Do the Borg have Borgasms? Do you think someone was BORGED when they made these up? Does Locutus watch the PlayBorg Channel? Does the race of assimilating aliens have Borgasms? Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrelevance. Don't like my flying? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. --Borg. Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT. --The Borg. Drunk Borg: Resilience is floor tile. Wan'be sim'lated? Edward Sissorhands, an early Borg prototype. Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them. Elders of Borg: Everyone planned and wanted a assimilation. Elizabeth Barrett Browning of Borg - How do I assimilate thee? Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimilated..ZZAAPP! Energizer Borg: Still assimilating and assimilating and assimilating... Ensign Ro meets the Borg: Bajoran Borg. Enterprise News: Borg destroyed after absorbing Windows. Er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. --Barclay of Borg. Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whut I mean? Evading the Borg: Circum-Locutus? Even the Borg won't assimilate a Macintosh. Extra mayo is irrelevant... Our way, right away at Borger King now! Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant. --The Borg. Famous Last Words: Hey there ugly Borg dude! ^&*&*#$%!@ NO CARRIER Farrakhan of Borg: Assimilation is a racist plot. FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators Flanders of Borg: hididdlydo, It's time to assimilate, neighbor. Found on Borg Spacecraft: MICROSOFT BORG, v.4.1. Foxes will be assimilated. We're wild and crazy Borgs. Frankly my dear, you are irrelevant. --Rhett of Borg. Friday the 13th Part XXV: Jason Gets Assimilated Into the Borg! Friends in low places are irrelevant. --Garth of Borg. Full motels are irrelevant. You will serve us chocolate.-Zorch of Borg. Futile, resistance is. --Yoda of Borg. Galactic Conquest Or Bust. --The Borg. Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters. Gertrude Stein of Borg: Resistance is resistance is resistance... Glenn Miller of Borg: Borgsylvania 6 of 5000. GOTO, GOING TO, GONE TO Borg subroutine. Groucho of Borg: Say the secret word and you will be assimilated. Hans & Franz of Borg: You haven't been assimilating your muscles. Harpo of Borg: Honk honk. Have engaged Borg, Ring was assimilated! He must have gone to the Borg for his orthodontic work. He's a real nowhere Borg, sitting in his nowhere cube. He's as innocent as a newBorg baby. Heindenborg: O.K. so Hydrogen was relevant. Hello neighbor, I'm Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can you say assimilation? Here a Borg, there a Borg, everywhere a Borg Borg. Hi ho it's Kermit the Borg here. Sesame Street will be assimilated. Hi! My name is Borg. how may I assimilate you! Hi, I am Darryl Hannah of Borg: Let's assimilate. Hi, I'm Ed McBorg. You may already have been assimilated. Hi, my name is Emmitt of Borg, nice to assimilate you. Holy Borg, Batman! What's that in the sky? Homer of Borg: Prepare to be assim.... Ohhhh. Donuts...... Homey the Borg: Homey don't assimilate that! How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb? All of them! How to destroy a Borg.... Give him DOS 6 How to Destroy the Borg: Give them a copy of MS-Windows! How to get rid of the Borg: let them assimilate Packleds. How to kill a Borg: OS/2 2.1! How to neutralize the Borg: Install Windows on their system. How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. --The Borg. Huey Louis of Borg: Its Hip To Be Square! Hugh of Borg: Is Geordi...a friend? Hugh today, Borg tomorrow. Hummm ... Mork of Borg ... maybe ... Hunde, swerde, Swedish Chef du Borg! De Chikke is irrelevant! Hunt of Borg: Taglines are futile. This one is assim*&!xxxx. Hussein of Borg: Resistance is futile. I will assimilate your bombs. I am *not* a Borg, by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Picard. I am @TOFIRST@ of Borg, and you are irrelevant. I am a Dalek of Borg: You will be assimilate! Assimilate! I am a Missionary of Borg: You will be assimilated and converted. I am Abom. SnowBorg: We will hug u and squeeze u and name u George. I am Ace of Borg you will be assimilated forget that where's my nitro? I am Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magnitude. I am Affair of Borg, prepare to be assimilated. I am Agassi of Borg: Assimilation is everything. I am Agassi of Borg: Before I assimilate you, is my hair okay? I am Ahnold of Borg. You girly-men will be assimilated. I am Al Bundy of Borg. Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg? I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I assimilated you last year. I am Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, I don't wanna assimilate you. I am Alex Trebek of Borg. What is irrelevant? I am Alf of Borg: All cats will be assimilated. I am Alfred E. Newman of Borg: What, me assimilate? I am Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOOLE thing! I am Alvin of Borg. Dave is irrelevant. I am Andy Rooney of Borg. Ever wonder why resistance is futile? I am Andy Rooney of Borg: Why is every assimilation the SAME OLD THING? I am Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is futile? I am Apu of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated and have a nice day! I am Apu of Kwik-E-Borg: Be assimilated and have a free squishie. I am Archie of Borg. You will be assimilated, meathead! I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation. I am Astro of Borg: Rerare ro re arrimirated. I am Aussie of Borg: I have come to assimilate your lager! I am Avon of Borg: I don't trust anyone I haven't assimilated. I am Baby Bop of Borg: Resistance is useless, you will say OOOOOOO! I am Bam Bam of Borg: BAM, BAM, BAMBAM ASSIMILATION, BAMM! I am Barclay of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated..If..That's all right. I am Barclay of Borg: er... uh.. um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. I am Barker of Borg: You will come on down. I am Barnum of Borg. There's one assimilated every minute. I am Bart of Borg. Assimilate my shorts, dude! I am Bart of Borg. Eating is irrelevant. Shorts are irrelevant. I am Bart of Borg. Resistance is futile. You WILL eat my shorts. I am Bart of Borg. Who the hell are you? I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man! I am Bart of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated, Man! I am Bart Of Borg: Prepare To Eat My Shorts, Man. I am Bartekus of Borg: Resistance is futile, dude. I am Basford of Borg. Your sheep will be assimilated. I am Bass-O-Matic-O-Borg: You shall be sliced and diced. I am Batman of Borg. You will be assimilated, foul fiend. I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is a scientific impossibility. I am Beakman of Borg: Resistance is scientifically proven irrelevant. I am Beavis and Butt-head of Borg. Resistance sucks! I am Beavis of Borg. Assimilation's COOL! Yeah! Heheheheheh. I am Beavis of Borg. Resistance sucks. Heh heh, heh heh! I am Beavis of Borg. Umm-umm-mmm Yeah-right-cool Butthead. I am Beavis of Borg: You said *A$$*imilate. Um-umm-umm-mm-umm. I am Beeblebrox of Borg. Resistance is... Whoa! Babes! I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities. I am Ben of Borg: I sense something... something irrelevant. I am Bene Gesserit of Borg: Fear is irrelevant. I am Berman of Borg... Plots are irrelevant... I am Berman of Borg: From this point onward TNG will service..us. I am Berman of Borg: Real names are irrelevant. I am Bettencourt of Borg. You shall be humbled. I am Bill D. Cat of Borg: You will be Ack! Thbbpt! imilated!!! I am Bjorn of Borg-prepare to be served.... I am Bones of Borg. He's assimilated, Jim. I am Bored of Borg. The subject is irrelevant. I am Borg of Borg. Redundancy is irrelevant. I am Borg of Borg. You shall be confused. I am Borg... James Borg. 007 has been assimilated. I am Borland of Borg. Prepare to be Quattroprolated. I am Bullsh*t of Borg ... prepare to be inundated. I am Bunker of Borg. Prepare to be assumptiated, meathead! I am Butthead of Borg. Uh-huh-huh-huh Assimilation's cool... I am Carson of Borg: How futile is it? I am Chevy Chase of Borg, and you're not! I am Chewie of Borg. You will be awroomilated. I am Clampett of Borg. We'doggies is irrelevant. I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile, woo woo woo. I am Curly of Borg. Resistance is futile. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! I am Cyrus of Borg. Your acky breaky heart is irrelevant. I am Daffy Duck of Borg. Resistance is dithpicable! I am Daffy of Borg. Prepare to be athimilated. I am Dalek of Borg. Assimilate! Assimilate! I am Dino of Borg, prepare to be fossilized. I am Dirty Harry of Borg. Go ahead... Resist us. I am Donahue of Borg. Go ahead and assimilate, caller... I am Dyslexic of Gorb ... puree to be estimated I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated. I am Eddie Murphy of Borg. Prepare to be @$$#%!+%#@ I am Elizebeth II of Borg : We are not amused by that assimilation. I am Elmew of Bowg. Pwepawe to be assimiwlated. Huh-huh-huh-huh. I am Enzyme of Borg, prepare to be invigorated. I am Expert of Borg, prepare to endure the authoritative. I am Flatulus of Borg: Here (and smell) me ROAR! I am Flintstone of Borg. YABBA-DABBA Assimilate DOO! I am Flintstone of Borg. You will be assimilated. Yabba, dabba, doo. I am Foghorn of Borg. Boy, I said, boy... prepare to be assimilated. I am Fractio de Borg, prepare to be bifurcated. I am Fudd of Borg. Wesistance is usewess. I am Fudd of Borg: Be vewwy quiet. I'm assimiwatin' a wabbit. I am Fudd of Borg: Pwepare to be assimuwated. I am Futon of Borg. You will be assimilated and then become a couch. I am Gates of Borg - Speed is irrelevant! I am Gilligan of Borg. Escape from the island is futile. I am Ginsu of Borg. You shall be amputated. I am HAL of Borg. Stop Dave... and prepare to be assimilated. I am Hamlet of Borg. Prepare to be ... or not to be. I am Hammer of Borg. Too legit to assimilate. I am Hendrix of Borg: Are you... assimilated? I am Henny Youngman of Borg - Assimilate my wife, please! I am Herman of Borg: Mrs. Brown, we've assimilated your daughter. I am Holmes of Borg. You shall be humiliated. I am Homer of Borg. You will be assim... ooooohhh, Donuts. I am Homey of Borg. We don't play that asimillatin' shit. I am Hugh of Borg. We want Troi. Geordi is our friend. He can watch. I am IceBorg. Prepare to be frozen. I am Imelda of Borg. You will be bought and assimilated in my closet. I am Jabba of Borg: You will be chuda nep roddu.... I am James T. Kirk of Borg you will be ass im il a ted. I am Janet Reno of Borg. You will be incinerated. I am Joan of Borg, prepare to be attenuated. I am Johnstone of Borg. You shall be netmailed. I am Khan of Borg: From Hell's heart I assimilate thee... I am Koresh of Borg. Prepare to be incinerated I am Koresh of Borg. You shall be immolated. I am Leghorn of Borg. Prepare, ah say, prepare to be assimilated. I am Lennon of Borg. Imagine there's no assimilation ... I am Letterman of Borg. Prepare to be anightalated. I am Letterman of Borg: Top 10 reasons why resistance is futile: I am Limbaugh of Borg. I have assimilated the future. It is GONE! I am Limbaugh of Borg. You shall be wrong. I am Locutus of Borg, Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Locutus of Borg, this Tagline is irrelevant. I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Lucy of Borg: You will be assimilated, Ricky. WAH!!!!! I am Luwaxana Troi of Borg, you will be assimil... oohhh, a man! I am Mae West of Borg. Why don't you come up and assimilate me. I am Magoo of Borg. You will be..uh..uh..now where are those glasses? I am McMahon of Borg. You shall be on Star Search. I am Medici of Borg-ia, prepare to be assassinated. I am Moderator of Borg: Your topic is irrelevant... I am Moe of Borg. Come 'ere porcupine. Resistance is futile. I am Moe of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, you numbskull! I am Moe of Borg. See that? Resistance is futile. I am Moe of Borg. Shaddap 'n get assimilatin', knuckleheads! *THWAP* I am Moe of Borg. Spread out! Resistance is futile. I am Monty Hall of Borg. "Making a Deal" is futile. I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. Can YOU say "assimilation"? I am Mr. Rogers of Borg. It's a beautiful day in the Collective... I am NOW of Borg, prepare to be emasculated. I am Obi Wan of Borg. Killing me is futile. I am Opie of Borg. Can we assimilate 'em now, Pa? I am Pabst of Borg. You shall be inebriated. I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation. I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be assimilated. I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated. I am Porky of Borg. P-p-p-p-pre-a-pre-p-p-p-p-p. Aw, give up. I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-s-sim, as-s-s-sim, oh, forget it. I am Porky of Borg. You will be assim ... bdeh ... assim... I am Q of Borg. I'm bored... I am Rambo of Borg: Yo!!! Assimilate this! I am Ray Charles of Borg: The "right one" is irrelevant, baby! I am Ren of Borg, you irrelevant bloated sack of protoplasm! I am Reproduction of Borg, prepare to be proliferated. I am Riker of Borg: Your women will be assimilated . I am Robin of Borg: Holy Futility, Batman! We're Assimilated! I am Scooby of Borg. Reware roo re arimolated, Raggy. I am Seigler of Borg. You will be assimilated, resistance is off topic. I am Senile of Borg. Prepare to be... What was I talking about? I am Shaggy of Borg. You shall be groovy. I am Shirley McLain of Borg. It was futile in my previous life, too. I am Skywalker of Borg. So, Ben, what do I do now ? I am Smiley Face of Borg. Nice days are irrelevant. I am Smokey Bear of Borg: Only YOU can prevent resistance! I am Smorgas of Borg, prepare to be stuffed. I am Socrates of Borg. You shall be. I am Speculum of Borg. prepare to be probed. I am Spock of Borg. Logic would seem to dictate that I assimilate you. I am Stimpy of Borg. Happiness is irrelevant. Joy is irrelevant. I am Swan of Borg. You shall be disassembled. I am Sybil of Borg: I will assimilate myself. I am TEXTUS of the Borg, resistance is futile, you will be ASCIImulated I am Threepio of Borg. And it's all your fault, Artoo! I am Tim Taylor of Borg. Assimilation gives you more power! Arrgh! I am Trellane of Borg. I don't wanna stop assimilation..I don't wanna. I am Tri-State of Borg, I forget what the hell I made up. I am Trudeau of Borg: Assimilate? Assimilate This! I am Tweety of Borg: I tawt I attimuwated a Puddy Tat! I am Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir. I am Wesley of Borg, can I assimilate the ship please? I am Wilford Brimley of Borg: Assimilation, it's the right thing to do I am Wowbagger of Borg. The universe will be assimilated.Alphabetically I am Yosemite of Borg. When Ah say assimiliate, Ah mean ASSIMILATE! I am Zorro of Borg: Prepare to be Azzimilated, Alcalde. I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling. I am 007 of Borg: You will be shaken, not assimilated. I am 3PO of Borg. And it's all your fault, R2! I am 86 of Borg: You will be...wait, my shoe is ringing. I yam Popeye of Borg. Prepares to be askimilated. I'd rather be assimilating - Borg Bumper sticker McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! Paul Simon of Borg: "There must be 50 ways to assimilate your lover." Political correctness is a Borg plot. The Borg -- plastic surgery taken too far. The Borg are coming! Quick, try and look useless! The Borg Empire: an Equal Opportunity Assimilator. There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown They turned me into a Borg. A Borg? Well, I got better. This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated. Why are there so many Borg Taglines? No, don't answer that! Wilson of Borg: Hideho, it's time to assimilate, neighbor.