HPPY DYS ARE HERE   I love happy faces! Don't you?   <: - Snake stalking person  !ti gnivol dna...exuLeD liamQ gnisu *ton* woN   t d t'dd ...m mlb t'D   ...ti tner uoy ,reeb yub tnod uoY   I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere   Replace my True Blue PC (PreXT)???? Forget it!   Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go!   ... Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys ...   Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys   It may be GUI but you still can't eat it   <-- This Bug's For You[and take another also --> ]  Just some more irrelevant nonsense from me.   This side up  <- Cloaked Tagline ! Not on your life ! !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH !sdrawkcab ni deggulp draobyek ym tog ev'I kniht I "... and I can't get up!" Tom wept impotently. "...and the second time bomb on your right." "...and with these teeth you shall bite me!" "...Are they talking about sex?" Mike - "Yes." "...the Hell?! Tom Servo, you're naked!" "...then it would RULE!" -- Butthead "...this is God....STOP!" "100 Years Of Tradition, Unimpeded By Progress". "42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up w "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "69, dude!" -Bill & Ted "@#$%*! I've struck oil," he said crudely. "A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound coconut!" "A fool and their money are soon parted." - The Florida L "A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill "A shaken Phil Silvers attempts to flee the set..." "A speedy victory is the main object in war." -Sun Tzu "A sprinkle a day keeps Richard Kiel away." "All clear... except for that Dopefish!" "And like a good neighbor, Gamera is there" "And now, Radio Four will explode." "And remember...when you touch yourself, the Saints cry." "And what about Scarecrow's brain?!" "and ye shall lie to thy voting populace..." - Liberal Bi "And ye shall throw money at the problem." - Liberals 19: "and ye shall throw money at the problem..." - Liberal Bi "and you may find yourself, living in a shogun shack..." "Any Moderators here?" <> "Any more?" "Apology accepted, Captain Needa . . ." "Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?" "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Assimilate my shorts!" -Borg Simpson "Assimilated, you will be." -Yoda of Borg "At least she can be in a Peter Gabriel video." "BAD MOTHERS...and the bad fathers who love them" "Be careful with that saw!", he said offhandedly. "BITE ME, FRODO!" "BITE ME, It's fun!" "No! Crow! NO!" "Booze is good food." "BOOZE...it's what's for dinner." "Bother!", said Pooh, as he hid Piglet's corpse. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his source code. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted his WAD files. "Bother", said Pooh, and deleted Windows. "Bother", said Pooh, and discorporated. "Bother", said Pooh, and inhaled. "Bother", said Pooh, and loaded up Rise of the Triad. "Bother", said Pooh, and opened fire. "Bother", said Pooh, and reinstalled DOOM. "Bother", said Pooh, as he bumped into Barney. "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the nitric acid bath "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the spinblades. "Bother", said Pooh, as he fell into the tiger pit. "Bother", said Pooh, as he got trapped in the printer. "Bother", said Pooh, as he loaded his last round. "Bother", said Pooh, as he pulled the cat off his face. "Bother", said Pooh, as he put on his asbestos suit. "Bother", said Pooh, as he ran into the Archvile. "Bother", said Pooh, as he reached for the flamethrower. "Bother", said Pooh, as he twitted the moderator. "Bother", said Pooh, as his bungie cord broke. "Bother", said Pooh, as his motorcycle left the ground. "Bother", said Pooh, as racked up another frag. "Bother", said Pooh, as the pin fell out the grenade "Bother", said Pooh, as the police closed in. "Bother", said Pooh, as the raptor shook him by the throa "Bother", said Pooh, as the spaceships landed. "Bother", said Pooh, as the tsunami hit. "Bother", said Pooh, as the Vogon began to read. "Bother", said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again. "Bother", said Pooh, deleting his QWK packet. "Bother," said Pooh when he saw another Pooh tagline. "Bother," said Pooh, and called in an air strike. "Boy! I feel like the Democratic Party!" -Opus "Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan "Brought to you by the Cowlifornia Milk Cooperatives" "Bust a move Gamera!" "But it worked in Beta testing!" "But, I *DO* know everything" -Q "By this time my lungs were aching for air!" "by trial and re-boot" "Call waiting", great if YOU have two friends "Can you make change for a fifty?" "Captain, why not just give the Borg a 286 and Windows NT "Careful, we don't want to learn from this." -Calvin "Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks "Check it out. There's something cool coming up." -- But "Come in Joel, you fancy, pantsy, nancy-boy!" "Come in Joel, you free floating sewage leak!" "Come on thunder...come on thunder." "Conclusion": The place where you got tired of thinking. "Contestant Number three tripped and her head fell off." "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most "Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy. "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot..." "Daddy, what does 'NOW FORMATTING DRIVE C:' mean?" "damn everything but the circus!" E.E. Cummings "Danger, Crow T. Robot! Danger!" "Darn fool toy!" "Deal with it, Pink Boy!" "Deborah is a nice girl." "DEEP HURTING!!!!! DEEP HURTING!!!!!" "Depeche Mode is French for we're wussies." -- Butthead "Did I mention that I cried?" "Did you know applesauce can fart?" -PEC "Do you want to go faster? Raise your hand if you want to "Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?" "Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry!" "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo." "Don't worry, pig lovers! We didn't use a real pig." "Don't you do it! Don't you dare send me a Bannergram!" "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Even in the future...booze satisfies!" "Even the old dude is cool." -- Butthead "Every little BYTE helps" "Everything I know, I learned from booze!" "Evidence refutes liberalism every time." - Rush Limbaugh "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo "Facts are stubborn things." - T. Smollett "Fascinating." Spock figures out the Energizer Bunny. "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Follow my lead, Billy! Santa's packing heat!" "For example" is not proof. "Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for a la "Free Speech" is great to Liberals...as long as they cont "Gamera is a great guy....BUT DON'T CROSS HIM!" "Gamera is really neat, Gamera is full of meat!" "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Get your hands off me, you damn dirty ape!" "Go 'head and steal my tagline... it flatters me." "Go ahead, Ross! Drown him! He won't do it again!" "Go to bed, old man!" "Go..Go..Godo watch him Go Go Go.." "God's own drunk and a dangerous man" "Good try. I give you a 9 out of 10 for effort." - Picard "Grady! The 'Paper Chase' guy is here!" "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs "Guys, none of these letters are addressed to me." "Guys, Thats *not* cheese!" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....YOU'RE STUCK HERE!!!!!!!" "Have you ever jumped through a purple bird?" -PEC "Hazards are one of the main causes of accidents."-US Occ "He fakes a bluff." - Giants announcer Ron Fairly "He's dead, Jim. Cripes! Only 73 & a box of Tic Tacs!" "He's dead, Jim. Funny-looking phaser... It says 'CNN'." "He's dead, Jim. I TOLD you it smelled like Drano!" "He's dead, Jim. Poor devil. Grab his pitch fork, too." "He's dead, Jim. That helmet's a pretty blue." "He's dressed up like that dude on the dollar." -- Butthe "Hello World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Hello, White Goddess." "Hello, White Racist!" "Hello...Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold?" "Help, I'm in another dimension!" "Hey ART, you comin' with us cow tippin' or what?" "Hey Beavis, you know we could like, go to jail for this? "Hey Butthead, change it or kill me." -- Beavis "Hey Butthead. Does this suck?" -- Beavis "Hey Keen, is there life on Mars?"...."Yorp!" "Hey, I won the "get the crap kicked out of me" contest!" "Hey, lets get drunk and go fridge tipping!" "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?" "Hi Honey, I'm smooth!" "Hi! I'm the giant leech! See you later!" "Hi, I'm Barney, and I want everyone to know that @FN@ lo "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "His bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!" "Home" is where the computer is plugged in! "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "How you doing today?" "Fine doc." "That'll be $95 please "Howdy Rush, tripple cow-pie dittos from Spur Texas!" "Hurts...don't it?? Tell your friends!" "Huzzah, my butt, you community theater reject!" "I am Buffy of Borg. Prepare to be, like, TOTALLY assimi "I am Clinton of Borg. Resistance is taxable!" "I am Dude of Borg! Prepare to be... Whoa! Babes!!!" "I am Homer of Borg! Prepare to be...OOooooo! Donuts!!! "I am Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated." "I am SERVO-TRON! DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!" "I AM the button!" "I can't make it out. It's either WELCOME or KEEP AWAY" "I can't use contractions." - Data "I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." - Is "I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!!!!!" "Yes, you do." "I drank what!?!" Socrates "I feel like I'm in a Traveler's ad!" "I feel so bad for Sally Struthers!" "Sure! We all do!" "I had jello today!" "I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably. "I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this..." T "I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree wit "I just wanted to be Bavarian for one brief moment." "I love Gamera!" "He's a turtle for crying out loud!" "I love it. Look! Larry's corneas are bleeding!" "I Love Mathematics" - Adam Up. "I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion"  Kirk "I really didn't say everything I said." - Yogi Berra "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus being taxed?" "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I SAID, DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE????" *BLAM!!*" "I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone. "I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing!" "I think Sampo is a naughty rubber novelty item!" "I voted Democratic once, but I'm much better now." "I want to decide who lives and who dies." "I wish I had a face on my butt." - Butthead. "I wished for a friend and he came!" "I wouldn't confront you if I didn't care, Dan!" "I Yam What I Yam" -- Popeye 7:16 "I'd hate to shoot a butt like that!" "I'll take her! I'll take her!" "I'm going to snap that boy's will like a stale pretzel!" "I'm gonna build a blimp and fight the Naz-ies!" "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "I'm late for my ice dancing lessons" "I'm not going back, Jim! I'm in love, Jim!" "I'm so naughty! Yes, naughty I am!" "I'm Sorry!! I... I must have been sober!!" "I'm the God...I'M THE GOD!!!!!" "I'm your mother now, Frank." "I've dropped my toothpaste", he said crestfallen. "I've seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence!" - Li "I...am going..to KILL YOU..and you..are going...TO DIE!" "If all else fails, READ THE DOCS!" "If facts do not conform to the theory, dispose of them." "If I wanted to read I'd go to school." -- Butthead "If you can't keep quiet, shut up!" - Gregory Ratoff "If you have ghosts, then you have everything" "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help." "Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Einstein "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "In the end, gravity wins" -- Dolly Parton. "Is that so wrong?" "Yes, it is...deeply wrong!" "Is the great Servo going to give us a morality lesson?" "Is your head clear?" "No, it's opaque." "It matters not so much what you sing, but why..." "It was a dull movie, and All State was there" "It's over my head." -- Beavis "It's under my butt." -- "It's Pumpkin Boy!!!" "Joel Robinson a Wisconsin farmer?" "Joel! Do humans really act this way? I'm deeply ashamed" "Joel, you magnificent bastard...I READ YOUR MENU!" "Joel, you're ruining it" "Johnny, don't go! It's too dangerous!" "I don't care!" "Just the facts, ma'am." - Sgt. Joe Friday "Kids come running for the great taste of Sampo!" "Kids come running for the rich taste of Gamera!" "Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button "Let 'em eat shit" - Marie Antoinette, 1793 "Let's go into the jungle and kill something!" "Let's not forget who's the evil snake in this film!" "Life," said Marvin, "Don't talk to ME about life!" "Live long and prosper......NOT!!!!!!!" "Look! It's Tibby's burial mound!" "Shut Up!!!" "Lord, what fools these mortals be!" - Shakespeare "Macros will do that to you deary....." "Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump." -Confucius "Manly yes, but Beavis likes it too!" -- Butthead "Me hav'um heap fucking trouble". - Tonto the programmer "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpso "Missed by that much." "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Mount your horses, men!" "But we're not that desperate!" "Mr. Nelson...Mr. El Relaxo...That's nice." "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap! "My name is Bond, Frank Bond!" "and I'm Ursula Andrews!" "My name is Inigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepar "My other log is a Redwood." -MST3K "Nachos rule." -- Butthead "Never march on Moscow!" -- 2nd Law of War "Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!" "No wonder. Nobody like Hamdingers!" "No! I ain't got no where to go! Don't you do it!" "No, I said BUD Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg "Nobody sit on the recliner. I lost a dagger." -PEC "Not another boring short!" "My shorts are NEVER BORING!" "Not tonight honey..I have a modem." "Of quartz, I won't take it for granite," Tom said gneiss "Oh goodness gracious, I'm dead!" "Oh GREAT, kid! You just fingered Kris Kringle!" "OH NO, NOT MEGAWEAPON!" "Oh the pain, the pain..." "Oh yeah, God bless Twikki!" "Ok, now for a quick backu&^1" "Once they were men.Now they are land crabs"-Attack of th "One thing nuclear scientists fear-" "Oops." "Only Tom Servo can make Tom Servo look like a buffoon!" "Oscar Wilde only wishes he was this gay!" "Our marriage must be dissolved", she said acidly. "Paid off"? What does that mean? "PBS is pretty cool." -- Butthead "People voting Democratic ... Give them a boot to the hea "Pizza! Pizza! MY A$$!" "Prepare to destroy the Borg! Ensign, upload Windows!" "Punch me at will." -PEC "Push the button, Frank!" "Push to test."............"Release to detonate." "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "QUAKE will rule the cosmos. DOOM will then crumble." -J "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "Reality" is for everyone except Liberals! "Really honey....just 1 more message." "Reason refutes Liberalism every time" - Rush Limbaugh. "RED ALERT! Raise shields!" "What shields?!?!?!?!" "Remember the rule. Shoot if you don't understand it." "Robot Roll Call: Cambot! Gypsy! Tom Servo! Croooow!" "Sample my FIST you community theater reject!" "SAMPO!!!!!!!" "Sandy Frank...Sandy Frank..." "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "Secret Agent Super RUDE!" "Send all the details. Never mind the facts."-Ed., old Ne "Settle down Beavis." -- Butthead "She needs to wear more, to hide her naughty bits!" "She's a witch! Burn her!" "She's dead, Jim. Should we bury her or have some fun?" "She's dead, Jim. Still warm, though. Flip ya for her?" "She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight..." "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "Shut your cake hole, Mike." "Side hackin' is the thing to do!" "Sinbad tested -- god approved." "Sir George...going...UP?" "So easy a child can do it" (child not included) "Some who get credit for being liberal are merely stupid. "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Speed Kills. Use Microsoft Windows." "Stay away from the swirling vortex of hell, Billy" "Steal only the best taglines" shall be the whole of the "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong." -Yoda "Take my Worf......please"-Data "Take that you community theater reject!" *WHAP!* "Teacher! Tommy drew a bong..." "That was my old prom theme!" "The 1800s were the golden age of gravy!" "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lous "The cup of trouble's running over, but alas, is not yet "The difference between rape & seduction is salesmanship" "The heavens declare the glory of God..." - Psalm 19:1 "The more RAM you have, the better" - Jessica Ewe "The THIGH-MASTER is now the DIE-MASTER!" "There! That will keep The Devil out!" "These guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes." -- But "These guys live on the edge." -- Butthead "These special effects aren't very special." -- Butthead "They aren't dead...they're metaphysically challenged!" "They hired a temp by the name of Mike" "They just....didn't....care" "They should all bite me." - George Carlin, 1994 "They tried to kill him with a forklift!" "They're talking about my hair, MY HAIR!" "This chicken has no beak," said Tom impeccably. "This guy has Rennassaince Farie written all over him..." "This had all the qualities of a John Derek film." -- Tom "This has only yet begun to bite!" "This is COOL!" -- Butthead "This is your brain....this is your brain watching MANOS. "This isn't MAD MAX.....it's SAD MAX!" "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "This tunamelt samaaaach really tastes quite niiiiice!" "This will never stand up in court" -Peewee Herman "Those are your...hands?" "Thus conscience does make cowards of us all," -- Hamlet "To goldly bo-" "Cut!" "Go boldly to-" "CUT!!" "To hell with Joe! I'M OUTTA HERE!!!!" "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the br "Trumpy! You can do magic things!" "Two Minds But with a Single memory!"MaxHdrm "Two scoops of raisins MY A$$!!!" "Uhhh, do you use that language at home?" - Butthead "Ummm! Trouble with grammar have I, yes."-Yoda- "Under the Gyp-Gyp-Gypsy Moon..." "Vehemence is no guarantee of truth." - Isaac Asimov "Vini, Vidi, Velcro" -- I came, I saw, I stuck around. "Virgins R Us" is closed due to lack of personnel! "Waaa! I wanna go 300 scale miles per hour!" "Wanna byte my bit?" "We are all powerful!! We are SERVOCROWATION!!" "We can't afford to die here...not even once" "We're a danger to ourselves and others..." "We're having an adventure like the Goonies!" "Wee?" "Weird is a relative term" --Frank N. Furter "What are you, some kind of butt ventriloquist?" - Butthe "What can I do?! I'm stuck on a plastic porpoise!!" "What do you think?"..."Looks like crap."..."SHIP IT!" "What do you want from us? We're evil...EVIL!" "What is liberal?" -- Lincoln "What is truth? Are your truths the same as mine?" "What the hell is an NVN?" - Jack Rickard 1994 "What's a boob, Joel?"..."It's like Jethro..." "What's this about not letting Kenny keep his pet turtle" "What's this butt-munch doing on the stage?" -- Butthead "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" "Whatcha doin'?" -- Hobbes "Counterfeiting money." -- Ca "When you were in the fire...did you make your own gravy? "Where are the cowboys? I was promised cowboys!" - Bashir "Where did this guy come from?" -- Butthead "WHO did you call the King?" --Richard Petty "Who says a coma can't be delicious!" "Who wants to please everyone?" "Who's that guy with the big head?" "WHOOOOO IIIIIISSS MERRIT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNE!! "Wild Rebels...crunchy, fruity Rebels..." "WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "YES! It's about time they played something cool." -- Bu "Yes, it's THE VAN PATTEN PROJECT!" "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - "Yippee-kiyay, mamma-jamma!" "You asked for it dude. . . . ." - Butthead "You better get use to eating cheese..GOVERNMENT CHEESE!" "You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?" "You should have printed what he meant, not what he said. "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You will bow down before me Jet Jaguar!" "You'll see! Me and Gamera will rule the world!" "You're a miracle worker. Wormy!" "You're at Comedy Central! Bite me, it's fun!" "You're breathing so I guess you're still alive" TOOL "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." "You're in good hands with Gamera" "You're next...puny humans!" "You're out of bullets. Too bad." - Dirty Harry "You're so odd," he stated evenly. "your real login and password--but don't worry, it's safe # of Pentiums required to screw in lightbulb = .999999999 #1 "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?" #1 Jabber... The Lean, Mean, Reading Machine... #@$ffwe99fjaljklkl Hey, get that cat off my keyboard! #define QUESTION { ((b) || !(b)) } - Shakespeare #define ROSE any_other_name #include #include $ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy $$$ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy. $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser 'Snausages!' 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... 'Tomorrow' tends to come before we're ready 'Twas love at 1st sight, but I should have used OLX. '\o,.:"/v Tagline debris. 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(W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (U) What are you lookin' at?? * <- Tribble . <- Honey I Shrunk the Tribble. * Stupidometer: ۰ 64% *** No Response Required *** *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** *** The weather is here...wish you were great! **** Nothing Follows **** ***** There is no gravity, the Earth sucks. ***** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *-*-*-*-*- KABLOOIE! -*-*-*-*-*-* *.EXE /FUN isnt needed in APOGEE games, it's a default. *Not* using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! *Who WAS that masked mailer?* - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? 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So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ... unimaginable power, unlimited rice-pudding, etc, etc. .......and no unhappiness to great to be lessened ....... ......<-Stealth Tagline ......I'm *trying* to do this with moderation! ....But I'm feeling much better now! ....If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled. ....nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT ...and all the children are above average ...and in between are the doors. ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and they robbed his evil cow. ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...but I forgot all about the Memory Conference!! ...drop a conference??? are you kidding or what? ...feel free to interrupt me, at any time... ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...Kling-on bastard killed my son, do-dah, do-dah... ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...sucks!!! .ASM programmers drive stick shifts. .. Robocomm and Speed are all we need! .. /\/\ = Dolly Parton looking down. 0.9999999998 The errata inside. 007 Error 216: Tagline out of paper. 1 = 2 for large values of 1. 1 fish, 2 fish, red fish, Dopefish 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 10,000+ SW/PD/Adult Graphic Files. 100,000 Lemmings can't be wrong. 1000 monkeys with 1000 PC's will eventually type a Dopefi 1024x768x256... Sounds like one MEAN woman! 11-23-63 > Doctor Who * 30th Anniversary < 11-23-93 11/8/96, National Throw Out the Rest of The Garbage Day 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 128000 bytes found in 32 lost chains. Convert to tagline 14 minutes to live. Wonder if I can get a pizza? - Crow 186,000 miles per second -- it's the LAW! 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1994 Democrats: Sticking close to Clinton means Death. 1stReader The DOOM of offline mail readers. 2! 4! 6! 8! Time to transubstantiate! 2+2=4 (Until re-defined by the Liberals). 2.2 gig hard drive, 562 bytes free. 28 Millionaire US Senators: 21 Democrats, 7 Republicans. 3 + 3 = 5. Close, only missed by 2! 3 game wardens, 7 hunters, and a cow... 3 R's Replaced By The 3 C's: Condoms, Crack and Calamity! 30 days in de'cooler! - Tom on guy behind water cooler 3D Realms - Not just a new company, but a new way of gami 4 out of 5 people think the 5th person is an idiot. 4 SALE CHEAP! 4 KIDS, ALL OR NOTHING 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 6.9 <--- A good thing ruined by a period. 62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions. 640k = 4480 in dog bytes. 667: Satan's neighbor... 68 <--- You do me and I will owe you one. 80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe. 800k QWK packet? Terry Herrin's been online again. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 90% of PC problems are located between the keyboard and t 96.37 percent of all statistics are made up. 98% of all constipated people don't give a shit! 98% of all statistics are useless 98% of constipated people don't give a crap! 99.9% of all democrats are wrong. The other .1% is on CN : Flip it on and flip the others off. :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) :( :) ... Facial exercises <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ Dopefish <- Tagline management will never be the same again! <----- The information went data way -----> <<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> to read the next message = John Bobbit (Before).... o = John Bobbit (After) == Generic Tagline, good for everyday use == ==/==/==Police tagline==/==Do not cross ==/==/==Police ta >> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? << >>> WANTED: DICTIONARY WITH INDEX <<< ?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@EZReader Tagline@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @Fn@, if you weren't on the sidewalk I never would've hit @MSGID: 1:3819/128.103 3cdd5df3 @MSGID: 1:3819/128.103 97c11ffe @MSGID: 1:3819/128.103 c528a810 @MSGID: 1:3819/128.103 da3adce4 @PATH: 3819/128 157 170/400 280/1 396/1 3615/50 260/480 @REPLY: 1:3819/128.103 da3adce4 @to@ crushes grape jelly in her neck until the cows come A "program" is used to turn data into error messages. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth. A 3000 year old child proof cap? - Crow on mummy case A baby boomer is an infant with gas. A bad day BBSing is better than a good day at work. A bad excuse is better than no excuse. A bad workman always blames his fools A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind A big enough hammer can usually fix anything. A bird in hand is messy. A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A blimp with an airbag is redundant. A blonde saw a sign that said, Wet Cement, so she did! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A cat's purr is the sound of it generating cute. A Chinese Proverb: Yuck Fou! A cinematic tranqualizer - Dr. Forrester on movie A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A computer has an IQ of zero. The operator's IQ is quest A conclusion is a place where you got tired of thinking. A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged (usually by A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and to A courageous foe is better than a cowardly friend. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids and a mortgage. A cynic smells the flowers & looks for the casket! A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket. A cynic smells the flowers...then looks for the casket! A day without sunshine is like night. A deadline has a marvelous ability to concentrate the min A Democrat is society's version of a computer virus. A Democrat is someone who wants to put YOUR money where H A Democrat is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. A Democrat's generosity is limited only by your income. A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A Dr. Clayton Forrester presentation - Dr. Forrester A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere A European swallow, or an African swallow? A fate worse than death: Liberalism A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A feature is a bug with seniority. A fine place to set down my pasty white bottom - Joel A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A fool and his money soon becomes a SysOp. A fool can't reason, a bigot won't and a slave dare not. A football game has broken out! - Tom A friend in need is a pest indeed. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A good laugh is sunshine in a house. A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out. A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe A good pun is its own reword. A good tagline isn't stolen. It's resurrected! A gun shot model will often hide in the woods - Crow A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off." A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong... A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far. A hush fell over the courtroom, injuring six. A is for the admiration you deserve! - Crow sings A KGB keyboard has no escape key. A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday. A Liberal a day keeps the money away. A Liberal advisory has been issued for this conference. A liberal and someone else's money are soon parted. A liberal couldn't buy a clue with lottery winnings. A liberal criticizes most what he understands least. A Liberal is a Conservative who was a victim of false arr A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side i A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake. A liberal is one who lies about the past, and then tries A liberal is Society's version of a computer virus. A liberal wants to put your money where his mouth is A liberal's data source: A guess. A Liberal's generosity is limited by *your* income. A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income. A liberal's generosity is only limited by your income. A little greed can get you lots of stuff! A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A little truth helps the lie go down. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... A magic B.M. - Tom A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man is as old as the woman he feels. A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A man without a cat is like a tagline without a point. A man without a gun will soon not be free. A man's gotta DEU what a man's gotta DEU. A man's house is his hassle. A menu? No thanks. I'll just eat, drink and have sex... A mighty oak is the result of a nut that held its ground. A million cubic feet capacity! - Mike on freezer A mind is a terrible thing to ...OOOH a new video game! A mind is a terrible thing to... I forget... A modemer's telephone bill knows no bounds.... A naked man fears no pickpocket. A new APOGEE game is more desirable than great riches... A new standard in obfuscation, ambiguity, & equivocation. A nymphomaniac is a girl that can only count up to sex. A one track mind often has its train of thought derailed. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A penny saved is not worth very much. A pill a day keeps the stork away. A police state is great, so long as you're the police. A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A pretty .GIF is like a melody A problem can be found for almost every solution. A programmer's work is never done. A prune is a plum with experience... A reasonable liberal is hard to find. A right delayed is a right denied. A roadie from Sea Hunt - Crow on scuba diver A rooster clucks defiance-- but a lawyer. . . A royal Egyptian passing gas is a toot uncommon. A satisfied virgin is a virgin no longer. A self-addressed envelope would be addressed "envelope." A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A Silent democrat is America's dream. A single fact can spoil a good argument. A social life? What board can I d/l that from? A STOIC brings the baby. A CYNIC is where you wash it. A tagline at this point would be irrelevant, right? A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste. A tagline is your last chance to piss someone off. A true diplomat struts sitting down. A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A virus that eats taglines would really make people mad! A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A warm beer is better than no beer at all A warrior does NOT steal taglines. - Worf A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wise man once said... I don't know. A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much as can. A wise princess once said: Sometimes a frog is just a fr A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A woman's no is ok, but a man's no is insensistivity. A woman's promise to be on time carries a lot of wait. A yer ao I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A@#%24305bsrnqysw46uw6j6sn <- Tagline from my cat AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! Abandon all hope, ye who press  here Abracadabra...Hocus Pocus...AbracaPocus...HocusCadabra... Absolutely nothing can go worng. Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Abstraction is Memory's Most Ardent Enemy. Accidents cause people. Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats. acetone (v.) - activity performed in exercise classes. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Ach,der elektromagnetische katzenklappe ist kaput! ACK and you shall receive Acme Tagline Co. ActaeOn - The Hard Disk Manager, Fantastic! Actors! We're rolling! - Crow on boring scene ACURA: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment ACURA: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents ACURA: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles ACURA: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents ACURA: Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile AD and D: Advanced Democrats and Dragons. Everyone Should AD&D: Advanced Democrats & Dragons. Everyone Should Pla Adam to Eve - I'll wear the plants in this family. Add a feature... Add a bug... Adhesive tagline. Lick this XXXX! adioactive halibut makes great fission chips! Adrenalize! Experience the addicting rush of RAPTOR! Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!! Adventure. Excitement. A sysop craves not these things. Advice is a dangerous commodity. Advice is cheap, you can take it from me. Advice: 5 - Worth every penny! AdvTHANKSance AEIOUEOI!!..Sorry. I have uncontrollable vowel movements. AeroFudd: Dweam on, dweam until your dweams come twue. Affirmative action rewards underachievement. Afraid of banks? Why not give it to me for safekeeping! After all is said and done, usually more is said. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn After Holiday Sale; '94 Taglines at half Price! After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend! Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah foun' my thrill...on Anita's hill  Ah, its all over; the FAT LADY has sung! Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? Aha! another "QMail undocumented feature" is lurking. Ahh! Rodeo is wasted on the young - Crow Ahh! There's a muppet under the stairs! - Joel on shrew Ahh! You're it! No touch backs - Tom as guy runs by girl Ahhh, there's THREE kinds of vanilla - Mike leers Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say .... AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! AIDS, drugs, abortion - Don't Liberals just kill you? Aids, Drugs, Taxes - Don't Liberals Just Kill You? AIDS, drugs, taxes, gun control... don't Liberals just ki Ain't nerd-life grand? Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! Aionoia (n.) - the fear of palindromes. Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. AIR-BORG by Nike. "Jump... Or be assimilated" Air-conditioned environment...do NOT open Windows. Al Bundy of Borg. "Do I hafta assimilate ya tonight, Peg Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. Albatross! Algol is not just a star Algor, overpopulation guru, has four kids. Hypocrisy? Y Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. Alimony: bounty of the mutiny. Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money" All animals are equal, some more than others. All Dogs Go To Hell - Joel on dog as shrew All for one and one for ONE! All generalizations are false All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy. All I need is a 1st Reader and a board to surf it on. All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on. All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All in good time... All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All mimsy were the borogoves All of my REALLY GOOD taglines are 1 character too lon All other boards have no RIME or reason... ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. All programmers want arrays! All Right! Drop Carrier! We Have You Surrounded! All right, we'll call it a draw. All right, who's been turning my messages into taglines? All rising to a great place is by a winding stair. All stressed out and no one to choke. All stressed out, and noplace to go. All sysops are not user friendly! All taglines are busy... One will be with you shortly. All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All the world's a stage. Can I operate the trap door? All these people are dead now - Joel on crowd scene All true wisdom is found on T-shirts. All we like sheep -- and cows are pretty nice too All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. All you need is love. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe All's well that ends. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! Alright, freeze! Now hand over those taglines... Alright, God jockey. Come along - Tom to priest alt.games.doom redefines "brain dead". Always a tag line! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always be smarter than the people who hire you. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Always remember that Congress isn't 100% Democrat. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember you are unique - just like everyone else. Always store beer and liberals in a dark place. Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound America borders on the magnificent -> Canada! AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE! To liberal ideas that don't work! America, worst nation in the world save for all the rest. America: log on or log off American Association Against Alliteration Abuse Amish driveby shooting. Clip clop clip clop BANG clip clo Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! Amour fait beaucoup, mais argent fait tout. An asparagus monster! - Crow on mummy with green slime An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An electrician worries about current events An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting. An expert is someone from out of town. An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble! An onion has an infinite number of layers. Now peel it! An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included. An optimist is a guy without much experience An optimist is someone without much experience. An ounce of assembly is worth a pound of C An ounce of pretention is worth a pound of manure. An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... An udder failure: Cow that doesn't give milk... An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills An unemployed Court Jester is no one's fool. Anal retentive people don't give a shit. Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! And all the Borg left was this Amiga... And all the Borg left was this Apple III. And all the Borg left was this copy of OS/2... And all the Borg left was this VIC-20. And Boy, Are My Arms Tired! And creepy Triple A is there - Mike on stalker And God said E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light. And I am you, and what I see is me. And I thought liberals SUPPORTED free speech?!? And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it.. And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And mingle with the MSTies - Tom And NO SINGING! And now for something completely different! And now for the new Faux Software Mail Reader And now we return you to your regular conference And on the 8th Day God said, "Murphy, you're in charge." And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And pulling back on the stick makes the cows smaller... And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo And she disappeared in a puff of logic. And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so with vorpal sword in hand and sometimes the bear eats you. And that's all you need to know, so be there!!! - Crow And the guys are not clowning all day - Tom sings And the men who hold high places... And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT And the whisky hangs around your head - Tom sings And then Adam said, "What's a headache?" And there is always one *(*)* in the croud -YOU! And they robbed his evil cow. And this is what you do for fun. And when you walk in golden halls to get the key for gold And ye shall throw money at the problem. Liberals 19:3. AND, it frees my palm to do other things! Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Animals -- the renewable resource Animals are to be bred & SLAUGHTERED-Crow w/German accent Ankh if you love Isis Ankle deep in the DNA pool ... Annapolis a day keeps the doctoris away - Tom Annoy a Democrat - demand that they tell the Truth! Annoy a fanatic: Present him with facts. Annoy a liberal - embrace the idea of private property. Annoy a Liberal--remind them of the Reagan/Bush record Annoy a Liberal: Ask them to tell the truth! Annoy Liberals: Inform them that labelling is racist. Annoy Liberals: Tell them it is better to cut than tax. Annoy Liberals: Tell them that less governmment is bette Annoy Liberals: Tell them the '80's were a time of prosp Annoy Liberals: Tell them the TRUTH. Annoy Liberals: Tell them WE are ALL *AMERICANS*. Annoy Liberals: Tell them it is better to cut than tax. Annoy the liberal media: think for yourself. Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another brilyunt mind diztroyed by publik edukashn Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Another Liberal Lemming leaps off the cliff to oblivion! Another registered SLMR user without a disk. Answers: $1 Correct Answers: $5 Dumb Looks: Free Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are stil Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Anthropologists do it with Culture! Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE Any body seen my tagline...? Any fool can criticize, and most do. (Carnegie) Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Any questions? Call the Partnership for a Democrat Free Any seats left? There's SPACE in the FINAL FRONT TIER... Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature. Any sufficiently advanced technology looks like magic! Anyone could do it with manuals... Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. ANYTHING is a better DOS than DOS!!! Anything made of chocolate must be good. Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything worth doing well is worth doing badly at 1st! Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. AOL Internet for idiots! AOL It's not just lame any more. AOL The Barney of online services. AOL Where lamers come to flame. AOL Where twits come to get twitted. Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key Apes were invented because politicians were needed. --Isa Apogee and Software Creations - How could life be better? Apogee and Software Creations: Always worth the download. Apogee means Action! Apogee Software POB 496389, Garland TX 75049-6389 Apogee Software The Height of Gaming Excitement Apogee will shake while you QUAKE! Apogee Wolfmaster - For your killing pleasure Apogee A standard of quality worth striving for. Apogee Action is not just a promise, it's the slogan. Apogee Always worth the download. Apogee Betcha can't play just one! Apogee Elite - Veteran Agent - Death Incarnate Apogee For The Games Are Great And I Have Played The Be Apogee Leading PC gaming into the next century! Apogee Makers of the world's coolest intro screens! Apogee More fun than watching Barney in slow motion. Apogee On the cutting edge of software evolution. Apogee Redefining the PC gaming standard Apogee Sharpening the cutting edge of gaming technology Apogee So addictive that just 1 level and you're hooked Apogee The cutting edge of games just got sharper. Apogee The height of gaming excitement! Apogee The household name in shareware games! Apogee The only name you need to know in game software. Apogee This much fun could be illegal! Apogee To boldly do what no games have done before Apogee We will release no game before its time Apogee When you care enough to play the very best Apogee When you're looking for the #1 files! Apogee Where #1 games and #1 service join hand in hand. Apogee Where quality is implemented, not discussed. Apogee Worth the wait! Apple // Forever! Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Arabs wear turbines on their heads Archaeologist: A man whose career lies in ruins Are You Working For Your Doctorate In Taglines? Are CD's really the Pits? Are Cheerios really bagel seeds? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are couch potatoes into Transcendental Vegetation!? Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners? Are Dog Bisquits Made From Collie Flour? Are great fishermen master baiters? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends... Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are taglines the footnotes of reality? Are the physicians in Egypt's capital Cairopractors? Are there PopTarts in Heaven? Are they allowed to show THAT? - Crow on freezer diagram Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we having fun yet? Are we supposed to be having fun yet? Are you a liberal? I'd slap you, but sh*t splatters. Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you Beavis or Butthead? Are you being obtuse, or is it my tendency to obfuscate e Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate? Are you ready to QUAKE? Are you sure (N/N)? Are you talking to me ()...? Are you wearing corduroy? That effects the radio - Crow Aren't spill chukkers grate. Aren't you glad Limbaugh isn't a well-armed postal worker ARGHHHH....I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper Arghhhhhhhhhhhhh, 6 A.M. Already (sigh) Aristotle was all wet! ARJ -? > PRN Bathroom reading material ARJ -? > PRN More words than War & Peace ARJ -? > PRN New novel from James Clavell ARJ puts the squeeze on ARJ used to put the squeeze on Arkansas foreplay: "Sis, are you awake?" Arrest him for the accent! - Crow on hoky sounding German ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. Artificial Insemination: Self-Inflicted Womb. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. As Canadian as possible ... under the circumstances. As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 As I said before, I never repeat myself. As King Arthur said: Some days it all seems so feudal. As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. ASCII and it shall be given unto you. ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies. ASCII stupid question - get a stupid ANSI Asimov Forever changed the way Robots were viewed! Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws Of Assimilation. Ask me about my vow of silence. Ask me if I care!! Ask not for whom the bell tolls--let the machine get it. Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Assimilated, you will be. Yoda of Borg Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. Astronauts get missile-toe. At Borger King we do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. At Intel, quality is job .99999999563 At least we're paddling in the same direction now - Crow At Microsoft, quality is job 1.1 At night, all cats are grey. At nude weddings everybody can see the best man! At such times, the wise cat retires to meditate. AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Atheists have no one to talk to at orgasm! Athiests have no one to talk to at orgasm. Atomic Bomb - Made in America, Tested in Japan ATTACK OF THE "I DON'T THINK SO" CREATURES Attack of the Killer Letch - Tom as couple kiss ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL!!! INCOMING FASHION!!! Attention tagline shoppers: Steal 2 & get 1 free. AUDI: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas. Took the dog...Dorothy Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Aural sex gives me an earie feeling. Aural sex produces eargasms. Australians do it from down under. Australochickicus--the first chicken Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch". Authorized US Liberalism Dealer. Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Ave Maria, Gee it's good to see ya... Avenge the death of the working class! Avoid clichs like the plague. Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! Awesomelly proud to be YOUR bud! Aww, who let the humans in? BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points Baby on board! Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Baby taglines... Are they called tagpoles? Bachelor: One who's footloose and fianc free Back to "Men With Little Pants" - Tom Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? It's floppy right now, sorry! Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood. Backing Up Drive C:.............. Backup is for whimps! Backup my hard drive? I can't even find reverse! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (C)ry Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad dog! Don't chew the power cor....&% NO TERRIER Bad is never good until worse happens Bad or Missing Tagline File Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Balanced News Story: Quote two liberals and give personal Baloobin! Ban the sale of arms to Venus de Milo Bang, You're Dead! Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. Barfigngen - car sickness in a Volkswagen. Barium: What you do with dead chemists. Barney - A Jurassic Park DNA sequencing error between din Barney Burgers, get your red hot Barney Burgers! Barney of Borg: Being assimilated is fun! Barney of Borg: Today we learned resistance is useless. Barney of Borg: Today we learned that resistance is futi Barney. Haha. haha. hmm. haha. haha. He's looking at you Barney... Windows... Is there a connection? Barney: A DNA sequencing error between a dinosaur and Bo Baron Baldric says it's okay to pick your nose! Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman, was around here somewhere BBS 'till you drop - carrier BBS Booboo #3: Using dull tagline that came with reader BBS: Standard class zip sysops, PREMIUM Class ARJ Sysops BBSing is terminal. BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be alert! The world needs more lerts Be careful how you answer, some folks KNOW. Be carefull out there Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge a liberal Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be kind to your inferiors, if you can find any. Be nice to me, I'm out of valium! Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home. Be part of the solution not part of the polution Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be patient with everyone, but above all yourself. Be scared. Be very a'scared! - Crow Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be vewwy quiet - I'm hunting wabbits..... Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines! Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines. Be Vewy Quiet I'm Hunting Tagwines! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm hunting tagwines! Be young. Have fun. Drink Pepsi. Worship Barney. Beam me up Scotty, the liberals have taken over! Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat it through the lines Beat me, whip me, make me read mail without SPEED READ. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Beauty too rich for use; for Earth too dear. Beavis of Borg: "You said A$$-imilate. heh heh hehheh." Become a programmer and never see the world! Bed her late than never. Bedfellows make strange politicians. Been married for 25 yrs...Lemme get to 2nd base - Tom Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Been there, Done that... Can't remember! Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer Nuts are $1.29, but deer nuts are under a buck. Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Beer! Now there's a temporary solution. BEETLE: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character. Before backing up ... make a backup Before you louse something up, THIMK! Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every good woman, there is a great behind. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Being a Gladiator is being a goober. BEING from another planet, I didn't have much to do - Tom Being liberal means never having to accept responsibility Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being young is sometimes less fun than being dead. Being young is...I don't remember anymore! Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Bell Labs UNIX - reach out and grep someone Bernoulli's Law "Go with the Flow" Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Best way to accelerate Windows? Throw it harder...! Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Best way to deal with predators: taste terrible. Beta testers do it for free. BETA testing is hazardous to your health. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Better a coward for a minute than dead forever. Better Living through CHEMISTRY Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried. BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS! Beware of liberals bearing statistics. Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Beware of Trojans that are complete smegheads. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware the Jubjub bird Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Big Biz loves Democrats; they tax small biz out of biz. Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Big or small, liberals tax them all. Big or small, the Democratic Congress taxes them all. Bigamist = Italian fog Bigamy is having one spouse too many; monogamy, the same Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing. Bigamy: Married to too many women Monogamy: See Bigamy Bigamy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigot, n: Anyone who wins a debate with a liberal. Bigot--anybody who wins an argument against a liberal Bigot: Anyone who disagrees with a liberal. Bigot: n. Anyone telling a liberal the truth. Bill & Ted's DOS: Most excellent command or filename. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Bill Gates of Borg. Patents are irrelevant; copyrights al Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bill of Rights - Void where prohibited by LIBERALS. Bill T. Catt of Borg: "You will be Ack!Thbbpt!imilated!!" Billary Clinton's Military Budget Cuts: Two men to a bed. Billy Blaze is Commander Keen: Defender of the Universe! Billy Blaze. Mars. 1990. And a legend was born. Billy Carter: The Sequel ... starring Roger Clinton! bison, (b'zon), (n.) - Sexually confused male child. Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are outta sight! Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Black holes were created when God divided by 0 Blake Stone "I eat Star Troopers for breakfast." Blake Stone 3D gaming brought to new heights. Blake Stone If reality is what you want... play DOOM. Blake Stone Play it if you think you're tough enough! Blake Stone Spelling doom for all other 3D games! Blake Stone The next best thing to being there. Blame Beavis and Butthead, they made me do it... blandae mendacia linguae. Bless me father for I have sinned. Bless me Father, for I have voted Democrat. Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth. Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blind people don't bungee jump; it scares the dog too muc Blonde Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blood is thicker than water, and tastier. Blowing the bosun's pipe has a new meaning in the Clinton Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue light special, isle 4, ALL TAGLINES MUST GO! Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@ Blue Wave Tagline makers can do it l o n g e r . Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench BMW: Bastard Money Wielders BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder BMW: Big Money Waster BMW: Big Money Works BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy BMW: Break My Windows BMW: Broken Money Waster BMW: Brutal Money Waster BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows your girlfriend. Bob Barker of Borg: C'mon down and be assimilated! Bodies stack easily - Mike on freezer's capacity Body Care and Grooming... they're cops. BOING! Bill Clinton? Use a Presidential invoice Boldly going forward because we just can't find reverse. Boldly going where no modem has gone before... Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Book never written: "Dog training" by Willy Bite. Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite boot.sysiswhatyounide Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Borg Cola - The choice of the Next Generation Borg Do It Collectively. Borg Mail Reader v1.0 Your tagline will be assimilated. Borg Underachievers Anonymous: Persistence is Futile. Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated. Borgs are made, not Bjorn. Boring! Boring! Really Boring! - Tom chants to music Boring! Incidental music! - Tom sings Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, perfect for a nice cold Budweiser - Tom Boy, that's bad!! Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo! Boys and girls, can you say BUGGY??? Brain damage? No thanx, I already have some Brain on vacation, body on autopilot BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding! Breakin the Law, Breakin the Law, huh huhh - Beavis & But Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... Breast size times I.Q. is a constant. Brian Mulroney for UN Secretary General! Bright Lights, Big Mummy - Joel Bring back Herman's Head! Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Bring order to your life .. use random numbers. Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP Brought to you by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Soup; yummm Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages Brought to you by: Committee for a Liberal and Free Ameri Brunette's nightmare: The blonde lead the blonde. Br dmg  thks, lrd hv sm. BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: Between The Words BTW: This is the 386 version! Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Bug What Bugs ?, those are features Bugs Are Sons of Glitches! BUICK: Big Ugly Import Car Killer BUICK: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer BUICK: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean Build high for happiness. bulldozer (n.) - political speech writer taking a nap. Bullwinkle, Batman, Elvis--Anyone but a Liberal PLEEEEEEE Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Burn the flag, but tie yourself to it first. Bush said, No new taxes. Clinton said, No! New taxes! Bush's BIG mistake: Believing the Democrats. Business & science walk hand in sweaty hand - Dr. F But I DID read the manual... But I thought YOU did the backups... But Officer, I was only GOING one way. But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But Resusci, you *IS* a chick! - Dr. F to Resusci Annie But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? But that's another story, never mind anyway. But the cow CHIP is organic.... But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But which one is the fatherboard? But why spend $2000.00 just to run Windows? But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, officer, I was only going ONE way! Butterfliers are free Butthead Butthead! Come here quick! Bare ass on TV! Butthead of Borg: "Assimilation is cool. huh-huh-huh." Butthead of Borg: "Resistance sucks!" Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster Buy a Micro2000 to play QUAKE! BUY a Pentium-100 to play DOOM. Buy Ed McMahon's Budweiser ice cream - Tom Buy her a bikini and watch her beam with delight. Buy or try Mustang Software; you gotta be kidding. Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?! Buy the Clinton watch..only $5.95. ($59.95 with tax) By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut Bye kids, have fun storming the castle! BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME C A U T I O N - I drive the same way you do. C program run. C program crash. C programmer cry. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C Programmers do it with models! C Thomas favorite song: I Found my Thrill on Anita Hill C:\> XALL ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\CLINTON.EXE Bad President or File Name C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found--(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpea C:\DOS -> C:\DOS\RUN -> C:\WINDOWS\CRASH\DOS c==========*8 My Schwartz is bigger than yours! CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA raisins murdered, cereal killer suspected! Cafe Brazil Where's the guac? Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool California does have its faults. California has its faults. California home of Liberals and earth quakes. California's four seasons: Mudslide, Earthquake, Wildfire Call 1-900-TAGLINE. New tags daily. Only $3.95 per minu Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline. 1-900-SCR-EWME. $100. Call Hooked On Phonics - Tell 'em Dan Quayle sent you. Call me anything, but don't call me late for dinner. Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-900-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Calvin Coolidge Jeans - Crow Camaro: $15,500, and $17,000 if you trade in your Yugo. CAMARO: Can't America Make A Real One? Camera bugs always know where to light! Camping happily with JABBER and COMMO.. Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal? Can elephants fly? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I run Stacker on my Visa? Can I warm up your bra...Uh, coffee? - Tom Servo Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can we make Clinton's defeat in '96 retroactive to '92? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can YOU fly? Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully"? Can you say "anal retentive"? Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't I love both your mind -AND- your hooters??? Can't open CLINTON.LIE, cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Can't see the bright side? Polish the dull side. Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh? Canadian DOS Prompt - EH?> CANADIAN: an unarmed American with health care. Cannot load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt - Truth Not Found! Cannot Load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt. (Truth Missing) Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN-Eat Logitech mouse instead? (Y/n) Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard! Captain Comic II - Fractured Reality Captain! The spell checker kinna take this much abuse!! Captain, the Borg left the Microsoft headquarters untouch Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater! Cardboard box? You're lucky. Carpe Diem! Carpenters are just plane folks Carter didn't destroy the US, Clinton probably won't. Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might! Castration takes balls. CAT (n.): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm clock. Cat bathing is a martial art. Cat haters just resent never getting their pussy to come. catalog (n.) - firewood for cats. Catastrophe: 38 Years of Liberal Democrats in Congress. Catch the Blue Wave! Catholic girls, they never confess... Cats may have 9 lives, but I have 10 bullets. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Catskill Mountains: The land of dead mice. Caught yourself reading taglines and not the mail? Caution CLINTON.LIE virus detected - RUN LIMBAUGH.BAT to Caution: Blown Brain At Work! CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... Caution: I don't brake for liberals CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE Caution: PET XING CBS's replacement for the NFL - Mike on lame jazz band CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE. Celebrate your freedom: Read a banned book. Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Certified to serve! CGA is the pallete from hell Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine! Character doesn't matter! (The Press) Character is much easier kept than recovered Chaste makes waste. Cheating is for Goobers! Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. KILROY LIVES. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Cheese it! It's the heat! - Tom Chelsea and Socks -- the only Clintons not being investig Chelsea Clinton is the 90's version of Amy Carter. Chelsea Clinton is worth a thousand condom commercials. Chelsea Clinton: "Dad, meet my date. Rush Limbaugh." Chelsea Clinton: "Somebody, PLEASE tell me I'm ADOPTED!" Chelsea: "Daddy, meet my new boyfriend...Rush!" Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Chernobyl uses OS/2 Chess players know more mating positions. Chestnuts - a painful, embarrassing condition. Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. CHEVROLET: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extende CHEVY: CHarged hEAVilY CHEVY: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet Chewbacca of Borg: RRWARARRHHG!! Chewed up the slipper! Bad shrew! - Crow on dog as shrew CHEWIE:"Ack! Ack!" LUKE:"What's wrong?!" HAN:"Hairball" Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chicken slick: the ring around Clinton's bathtub. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Children have dressed up like cowboys & vise versa - Dr.F Children Learn What They Live! Chili waffles! Simply fine! - Crow sings Chill out, DOOM.WAD Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice. Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy! Christmas shopping for Dan Cerman? Buy a tribble! CHRYSLER: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs CHRYSLER: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Re Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. CircuitNet, the MAIL of the future, here now! Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Clark Kent is a transvestite. Class I like : public Sex { \ Class Warfare: Clinton's economic policy. Claustrophobia: The fear of Santa Claus Clean unoffensive tag lines for all Clear as mud Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines! Climbing my family tree was fun until the nuts appeared. Clinical studies show there are no answers. Clintolingus: Clinton's tongue in the fold of your wallet Clinton & Butt-head: "Let's tax something!" "Huh huh. T Clinton & Co: Untapped revenue source. Clinton & Congress: The Best Politics PAC Money Can Buy! CLINTON & GORE ======= GONE IN FOUR! Clinton & Gore: Wrong Team; Wrong Time; Wrong for America Clinton '92: He'll do to you as he's done to others! Clinton (n) see also gay loving, draft dodging, pot smoki Clinton *is* helping the economy: Rope sales are up! Clinton *knows* how we feel. He doesn't care, but he *kno Clinton *tried* to enlist, but there's no MOS for clown. Clinton - "Do not ask for whom the tax rises ..." Clinton - "East wing? Absolutely no! I need to TELL Bill Clinton - "Gennifer who?" Clinton - "Give us more responsibility" Clinton - "God damn it, you can't do this to me." Clinton - "I love the smell of Liberalism in the morning. Clinton - "I never met a government program I didn't like Clinton - "I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my pro Clinton - "I'll debate, anytime anyplace ON MY TERMS." Clinton - "I'm at a disadvantage. I'm an elected official Clinton - "I've got what it takes to take what you got!" Clinton - "Sleeping with the Enemy" Clinton - "The Good Old Days" ...... Before Clinton Clinton - "The Unknown Soldier, better him than me." Clinton - "There is a perfectly logical explanation." Clinton - "There's spending, and there's spending." Clinton - (((((((((Hypocritical)))))))) (((((((((Presiden Clinton - - Nixon's Honesty and Carter's Majesty. Clinton - 1st Pres. to announce to the world a bathroom t Clinton - 57% is less than 43%, Clintonomics rules suprem Clinton - a "good ol' boy" -- he "didn't inhale" Clinton - A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat. Clinton - After his tax plan, he'll be coming for everyth Clinton - All hope abandon, ye who voted for a Communist Clinton - America held hostage! Clinton - America's National flower is the IRS tax form! Clinton - America, your Constitution was just cancelled. Clinton - American Government running on empty. Clinton - American/Soviet Liberal's ode to P. T. Barnum Clinton - Back to taxation without representation. Clinton - Do not ask for whom the tax rises. Clinton - FIRST Commander-in-Chief who never served. Clinton - first psychoceramic pres -- a real crackpot! Clinton - Freedom of speech is now illegal! Clinton - From a chicken in every pot, to a chicken who s Clinton - Gardening with the Slickster: From Weeds to Flo Clinton - General Sekretary Komrad Hillary Clinton - Get High, Get Stupid, Buy Clinton Lies 1-800-2 Clinton - Get High, Get Stupid, Vote Incumbent 1-800-NU-T Clinton - Giving "Reality" as a previous address! Clinton - Gore, OUT in four! Clinton - He came...He saw...He took it all!! Clinton - He won; send Candy. He's already had Flowers! Clinton - Hillary to Barbara: "OK! So where is the cemen Clinton - Hillary: The World's Greatest Authority on heal Clinton - Hollywood and the Press picked Clinton, The She Clinton - I am a Liberal, you will be assimilated. Clinton - I don't blame you for getting rid of him, Arkan Clinton - I preferred LBJ and his dogs. Clinton - I suggest an immediate investigation of Clinton Clinton - I won't tax the Middle Class to pay for my prog Clinton - If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 74 Clinton - If ignorance is blessed, I know some ecstatic p Clinton - If this is the answer, it was VERY ignorant que Clinton - Impeach Clinton: and her husband too! Clinton - Impeach General Sekretary Komrad KlinTAX. Clinton - Liberal Plan: Totally enslave working Americans Clinton - looks like Carter, quacks like Carter. Clinton - More Communist tax-and-spend at OUR expense. Clinton - New Liberal Math: Your paycheck minus your payc Clinton - New Motto: Jimmy Carter was right! Clinton - No taxation with out representation (null & voi Clinton - On the cutting edge of America's moral collapse Clinton - Only Liberals fear an armed citizenry. Clinton - Only Liberals need new asset forfeiture & seizu Clinton - President by the votes of American Communists Clinton - Socialism! Coming to a Government near you. Clinton - Socialist Politicians do it to everyone! Clinton - Southern Babtist? Another name for southern co Clinton - Southern Baptist? So's Gorby & Castro then! CLINTON - The Courage to Quit Clinton - the lowest common denominator of liberal specia Clinton - We came, we saw, we took it all away. Clinton - We don't have to be nice, we're liberals. Clinton - Welcome to hell, I'm your new case worker. Clinton - When pro-wrestling is too complicated for you. Clinton - Your credibility check just bounced! Clinton -- Carter without the teeth. Clinton -- New Dimensions in Theft and Perversion Clinton -- The Carter of the 90's Clinton 1040 Tax Form: How much do you make? _________ S Clinton = Carter + Perot -- Mark Russell CLINTON = Chicken Lickin' Idiot Now Taking Over Nation CLINTON = Crazy Liberal Intent On Needlessly Trashing Our Clinton = WYSAWYG (What You See Ain't What You Get) Clinton Administration: Taxation without hesitation Clinton and Butt-head: Let's tax something! Huh huh. That Clinton and Gore - The Bevis and Butthead of politics Clinton and Gore gone in 4 Clinton and Gore: Beavis and Butthead do DC... Clinton appointees: Love 'em, leave 'em, and find anothe CLINTON ASKS QUESTION: Have you hugged your favorite Algo Clinton at a war memorial is like EarthFirst! owning a lo Clinton balances the budget: A snip snip here and a snip Clinton Bashing . . . our newest National Sport!! Clinton Borg  Inhaling is irrelevant. Clinton bumper sticker: Quayle is a BOZOE! Clinton cabinet: IRS windfall providers. Clinton can't even manage a haircut, now the economy? Clinton Casualty: Get a piece of the Little Rock... Clinton cleaned up the travel fraud setup left by Bush/Re Clinton could screw-up an IRON ball!! Clinton Cruise Lines - Taking America for a Ride! Clinton Cruise Lines: We're taking America for a ride! Clinton daffynition: cabinet nominee - flunkie. Clinton daffynition: change - status quo. Clinton daffynition: contributions - taxes. Clinton daffynition: economic stimulus package - pork bar Clinton daffynition: promise - goal. Clinton daffynition: rich - anyone earning over $36,000. Clinton defense #14: Wrote my campaign speech on April 1s Clinton defense #15: Hey - I just do what the wife says. Clinton defense #16: If I raise taxes it'll be easier to Clinton Defense #17: "Aliens ran my campaign while I was Clinton defense #18: You took that seriously? Har har haw Clinton defense #19: Were you REALLY that gullible!? Clinton Defense #1: "Hey, I just do what the wife says." Clinton defense #20: Did it so Chelsie had chance in hec Clinton defense #21: Only wanted to see Lincoln's bed-roo Clinton Defense #2: "I wrote my campaign speech on April Clinton Defense #3: "Were you *really* that gullible?" Clinton Defense #4: "You took that seriously?" Clinton didn't inhale; Madonna's a virgin. Clinton didn't win in '92 - he just lost by the least... Clinton does the work of 3 men--Larry, Moe, and Curly! Clinton does the work of three men...Larry, Curley, & Moe Clinton doesn't inhale . . . he SUCKS! CLINTON DOGGIE-STYLE:He sits up and begs, she plays dead. Clinton economic info: Dial 1-800-SUICIDE. Clinton Economics: If 1+2=3 then 4+5=6. Clinton excuse #18: "You took that seriously? Har har ha Clinton Excuse #23: "That's a misstatement of something I Clinton excuse #23: "That's a mistatement of something I Clinton family makes Billy urinating in public desireable Clinton Fan Club, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., Washington, D.C Clinton file transfer: PKZIP C:\ Clinton has what it takes to take what you have. Clinton is to Reagan what Edlin is to WordPerfect 6.0. Clinton Medical Dictionary: NITRATES: CHEAPER THAN DAY RA Clinton of Borg - Inhaling is irrelevant. Clinton's Air Force: Now grabbing new flight sticks! Clinton's Cowardess should not be subsidized w/your vote Clinton/Gore -- gone in four! Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. Close the door and the light stays on! Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck Cocaine - the thinking man's Dristan. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... Coffee, ice cream, paper cuts & Dan Haggerty - Tom cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments Cogito ergo liberal. Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage. College don't make fools; they only develop them College is just High School with ashtrays. Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Come back Bush, all is forgiven. Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming soon to a BBS near YOU! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon: WINDOWS FOR NINTENDO Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Commander Data offers up prayers of thanks to Asimov befo Commander Keen 16 ass kicking colors! Commander Keen A cornerstone in platform game evolution Commander Keen Flies a problem? Try a pogo stick! Commander Keen He even kicked ass in 4 colors! Commander Keen It didn't *matter* that it was 16 colors Commander Keen On Mars no one can hear you scream. Commander Keen The Universe Is Toast! Commander Keen With a pogo stick he jumped into history Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Commie 1-Liner Ninja Consultant & Short-Order Cook Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Committee: A group that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common Sense Isn't So Common Communists in the Mccarthy era, democrats in the '90s. C Communists: Liberals who know what they're doing! Compatible: Blows up a little later than Incompatible compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Compressed DATA!!! QWK..PKUNZIP him!!!! * Picard Compulsive lying aside, I don't have a single fault. Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! COMPUTER PROGRAMMER WANTED -- Some Assembly Required. Computer Science -- solving today's problems tomorrow. Computer users take more strokes. Computer Virus: Let me trim the F.A.T. from your disk. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computers also eliminate spare time. Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out they won't work. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. Conductors do it with a stick. ConEd - made in the U.S.A Conference 7 The surf of the Software Creations Ocean. Conference Host, Running & Being Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confucious say too damn much! Confuse people.. Quote from the WRONG message! Confused ? Try Using EDLIN w/ EZ-Reader ! Confused Now? -- Try EdLin With Deluxe . . . Confusion is the only true road to understanding. Confussion will be my epitaph Congress *isn't* 100% Democrat. Blame Republicans too! Congress controls spending, Democrats control congress, G Congressional Supremacy = the liberal Democrats CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! CONNECT 1200/ARQ/LAPM/V42BIS/WHATSTHEPOINT? Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good Consciousness... That annoying time between naps. Conserve electricity: Support lethal injections. Conserve water. Ban salted peanuts. Considering how Tim Horton died, should we eat Timbits? Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Continental Breakfast: Roll in bed with honey Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions. Contradiction in terms: The Best of Rush Limbaugh Control-ALT-Delete thyself Coochie! Coochie! Coochie! - Crow as guy touches corpse Cool, we got the moron channel. 24 Hours of snow. Cop: Ever been arrested? * Tom: Define arrested Core error -- bus dumped. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Cosmetologists give make-up exams CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - call for a good time CoSysop, Thunderbolt BBS - SDS, SDN, and more Could a bee be before four foreheads at once? Could you show me some...SUNDRIES? - Tom leers to girl Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? courtship (v.) - trial held on U.S. Naval vessel. Cover me. I'm going to change lanes. Cow Tipping; Is that when you give your waiter a steak? Cow with 2 legs missing = Lean Beef. Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies! Cow: A machine that makes grass palatable for humans. Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza Coward: One who in thinks with his legs. Cowards take hostages, Klingons do not.--Worf Cowboy Neal was at the wheel of the bus to never-ever lan Cowboys ain't easy to love..... Cowboys DO IT on a horse. Cows do it in leather. Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Crazy J & Erik Harris Closet Apogee fans. Create your own reality: Be a Liberal! Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Crescendo! 301.490.4775 410.792.7208 "a musical peak" Crickets. I hear crickets. Big crickets - Tom Crime bill? I thought we voted to jail Bill! Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Crime frequently starts with liberal Democrats. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Crossing Lee Iacocca and a vampire: AUTOEXEC.BAT Crow! You gotta snap outta Shatner - Joel Crow, you get the photo album - Gypsy during fire drill Crow: A Title Sequence Named Desire * Tom: Stella! Crow: Jealous * Mike: I AM not! * Crow: Are too! Crow: What was that waiters name? * Bots: Jean Luc! Crow: You saw Jesus? * Tom: Yeh, real nice guy Crude, immoral, vulgar, and senseless. CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Cure for postal strikes: mail them their strike pay. Cure for spurned lovers: broken heart surgery. Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer! Cut it out, you scamp! - Dr. F to Frank Cynic - Knows price of everything and the value of nothin D&D: Democrats & Dragons, Everyone Should Play. D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia Dachshunds are really small crocodiles with fur. Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy, what does FORMAT C: mean? Daddy, what does this little red butt&᳨ NO CARRIER Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy? Daddy? What's this little red button for? Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dahlmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food. Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Damn the documentation, full speed ahead! Damnit Jim, she's dead! Get off of her! Dance lessons cheap! Our speciality the Horizontal Mambo Dance with the one that brung ya. Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. Danger! Human at keyboard! Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions Dangerous tagline . . . . . . . . . . . KA-BOOM!! Dark Movie: A QM production - Tom on lousy lighting Darn clumsy mummy - Tom Darn my hn i s ns Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. Data convinces the Pepsi machine that Coke is better. Data is emotional because of a computer virus. The Borg Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat. DATSUN: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips David Brenner, Andy Rooney, David Brenner & a ferret -Tom Dawn crept across the lawn, looking for her car keys. day++; dollar--; DBasers do it in fields. Dead or Alive, Big or Small, Liberals tax them all! Deadlines amuse me. Deal with it, Pink-Boy! Dear Aunt Nefertiti thanks for the SOCKS? -Crow on scroll Death cures cancer. Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my love child. Decisions terminate panic Defend the right to keep and arm bears! DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. Definition of a LIBERAL: Societies version of a Computer Degreelessness Mode is for kids who can't handle hot lead Deja MOO, you've milked this cow before. Delphi Second only to AOL Delta-Q-Delta The tradition lives on... Democracy can withstand anything but Democrats. Democracy can withstand anything but liberals. Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats. Democrat - Liberalism's ode to P. T. Barnum Democratic Party: Political wing of the IRS Democratic Prez + Democratic House + Democratic Senate = Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Denial is not a river in Egypt. Denise: Your sister's daughter. Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split. Department meeting in 3 minutes Desk: a large wastebasket with drawers and a phone. Desperate times call for cheap shots. Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: The Faster Multitasker Deus Ex Machina! DEVICEHIGH: Your device driver on drugs. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe Dial M for Mundane - Crow Diamonds but for patience would be coal. Dick Brennick - Belmont, Massachusetts Dickweed...Dog...Dumbshi...Ummm - Joel as God Did ancient astronauts wear Lee press on nails? - Tom Did Hoover suck? Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said Did I tell you what the dogs did yesterday? Did PeeWee and Justice Thomas abuse their staff? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you expect to find words of wisdom here? Did you get that, or do I HAVE to include a ? Did you just whinney? - Crow to girl Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton? Diet? Just eschew what you would chew! Difference between a hero and a coward is 1 step sideways Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Dignity can't be preserved in alchohol. Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before. Dinner not ready. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)izza? Diode: What happens to people who don't die young. Diogenes is still searching. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Diplomacy: Saying "Nice Doggy"... until you find a rock. Diplomacy: the Vaseline of political intercourse. Diplomat - What -not- to call Knuckles Lomat. Dirty old man? The Ropers get more action - Crow Disaster is the only thing I can depend on.... Disc Jockey: Ray Rock * Mike: Used to be Ray M.O.R. Discover the elusive mysterious secrets of Mystic Towers! Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse. DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE DIVORCE = system ("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. dniw gnikaerb fo erusaelp eht..negngrevtraF Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do bl Sp ce is a v ry saf me hod of driv compr s ion Do brown cows give chocolate milk? Do clones use mirrors? Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped? Do gay bars REALLY need two bathrooms? Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do I believe in the Bible? Yes I've seen one. Do I straddle the fence on issues? Well, yes and no ... Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk? Do it now! There might be a law against it tomorrow. Do it today before the liberals tax it tomorrow! Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal! Do it with style Do married women make the best wives? Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do not believe in miracles - rely on them. Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball! Do not operate machinery while reading this tag Do not pay any attention to this. Do not read beyond this line. Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law) Do not remove this tagline under pain of death 8-( Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law. Do not remove under penalty of law. DO NOT soak me up with honey please! Do not underestimate the power of the Force. Do not write on walls - use a typewriter. Do nuns really have any bad habits? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do random acts of kindness and beauty. Do some people know when they're full of crap? Do you? Do sorority girls need beta testers? Do the clowns always cry - Joel sings do the right thing DEMOCRATS: THINK! Do unto others before they do it to you! Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me Do ya feel lucky kid? Well do ya?! Try yer luck with Ra Do you C my point? Do you ever wonder where felt come from? - Crow Do you hand out nose plugs to your guests? Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates???? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Doc! all I ever think of is sex. RX buy a computer Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation is for people who can't read. DODGE: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter DODGE: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does anyone know the plot yet? -Joel, 15 mins. into movie Does Dolly Parton have a stack overflow? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug? Does killing time harm eternity? Does Microsoft mean small and limp? Does that help at all? Does the early worm deserve the bird??? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Does water sink or float? Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive? Does your dog bite? Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. Dogs crawl under fences, Software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under fences, software under Windows. Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows. Dogs--The closest thing to offspring I plan on having. Doing Hard Time on the Third Stone From the Sun Doing it the hard way is always easier. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Doing! Doing! Doing! - Crow as guy shakes his head Dollars and sense should go together Don't ask me to suck out the venom - Crow on shrew bite Don't ask me! I was hired for my good looks! Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't blame me..it's San Andreas fault. Don't call it lust. Call it deeeeeeeeeep appreciation! DON'T CLOUD THE ISSUE WITH FACTS... Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people. Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't forget to limp - Crow Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't have a cow, man! Try a moose instead! Don't have a Pentium, spent everything on girlfriend Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I Don't judge a book by its movie Don't just believe in miracles, rely on them. Don't just do something, sit there! Don't know your A:\ from a hole in the ROM?... Don't leave in a huff. Make it a minute and a huff. Don't let me get too deep. Don't let school interfere with your education Don't look conspicuous-it draws fire. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards... Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't overtax yourself. That's Bill Clinton's job. Don't overtax yourself; thats the Government's job. Don't put your tongue on it - Crow on freezer shelf DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T READ THIS!!! Don't rush me. I get paid by the hour. Don't smoke dope, fry your hair! Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't steal. The government hates competition. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't sweat it - it's only ones and zeros. Don't sweat petty things, or pet sweaty things Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things. Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't take life so seriously...it's not permanent. Don't talk to me, talk to God! He even listens to Liberal Don't tell Mom the Baby Sitter is HOT! - Tom leers Don't think a doubled message comes further! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't use a big, long word when a diminutive one will do. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't ya hate it when your stabbin' someone, and your kni Don't you hate boring taglines? Don't you wish you voted for .. now? DOOM - Travel to exotic lands, meet interesting imps, kil DOOM = (D)estroy (O)pponents (O)ver (M)odem DOOM rule: incoming fire has right of way. DOOM unto others as they DOOM unto you. DOOM ]I[ The worst is yet to come! DOOM ][: Now might be a good time to save. DOOM ][: Been there, done that, got the T-shirt!!! DOOM I'm upping my frag count. Up yours! DOOM: All clear... except for that Cyberdemon! DOOM: Is my modem supposed to smoke like that? DOOM: Just because I have this launcher doesn't mean I d DOOM: May your shotgun never be empty. DOOM: Now might be a good time to save. DOOM: Welcome to Hell. Here's your shotgun. DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't. DOOM: Ammo! Ammo! I NEED more ammo here now damn it! DOOM: He who laughs last probably has the most ammo. DOOM: If it moves shoot it, if doesn't shoot it until doe DOOM: If you hit every time, the target's too near. DOOM: If your enemy is in range, so are you. DOOM: See you in hell. DOOM: When in doubt, Use the BFG-9000! DOOM: Who lives by the sword gets shot by who doesn't. DOOMed are the Keen Wolf QUAKErs! Dopefish are cool. They're like cows. Dopefish [n, Pisces Swimeatus] - see "indestructable." Dopefish [n] - See Indestructible Dopefish Stupid? Yes. Indestructible? Definitely. Dopefish Swim, swim, hungry. Swim, swim, hungry. Dopefish You may be smarter & faster, but he's immortal Dorothy, we're not in Kansas.  Toto! You can speak! Dorothy:Oz sucks,went back to Kansas.Took Ruby Shoes.Good DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS! DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable. DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your clock speed - Plug into 220 volts Double Your Hard Drive Space. DELETE WINDOWS! DoubleSpace Compressed itself out of DOS 6.21 Doublespace Who needs an unreliable hard drive? Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Wind Dr. Clayton "Stonewall" Forrester - Dr. F Dr. Livingston I Presume was Dr. Presume's full name. Dr.Clayton Forrester & his loveable sidekick ResusciAnnie Drag me, drop me, treat me like an object. Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Draw your salary before spending it. Dreaded words : hard di?k failure Drilling for oil is boring. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive defensively. Buy a tank. Drive not ready:(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it! Drive Offensively! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZzzzZZZzz DU.S. SUPREME COURT  Duck Billed Platypus: Proof God has a sense of humor Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe Duh, uh WAGNUTS?! - Crow as hick Duke Nukem 3D will blow you away! Duke Nukem 3D And you thought DOOM was tough! Duke Nukem 3D Blasting your way in 1995! Duke Nukem 3D Now you're playing with power! Duke Nukem 3D Why don't YOU try saving the world someti Duke Nukem II Brain damage... Coool! Duke Nukem II He's Back, and he's BADDER than ever! Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes! Durians, real fruits for real people. DV Tree ==> Turbocharged DESQview dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing. Earth is 98% full...please delete anyone you can. Earth shutting down in 5 minutes. Close files and log of Earth v. 1.0 Evaluation year 15,124,238,324 Earth: mostly harmless. Ease down, Thunder Cloud - Tom to his race car Easy Does It. But Do It Easy-open instructions inside box! Eat right, stay fit, and die anyway... Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat yogurt and get cultured ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo Editing is a rewording activity. Education will never become as expensive as ignorance Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Either lead, follow, or get out of the way! Elevator men do it on all floors Elvis has left the building to play Halloween Harry! Elvis says, "Hey, who stuck a biscuit up my Kong?!" EMBRACE DEATH, ROY!!!!!! *BLAM!* *BLAM!* Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Energize the liberal shields Mr. Spock. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery! Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt English? You use English? Where'd you get your compiler? Enjoy your stay in MONSTER CONDO... Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue Entered 11-25-91, at 5:39pm, from Collierville, TN Entered on Fri 11-15-91 at 11:23pm Entropy isn't what it used to be. Epoch: the sound made by a hen Eradicate belligerent nationalism: FLUSH RUSH Erik Harris The childish stain of Software Creations Co ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE Error #1511: Brain Offline Error - Operator out of memory! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... ERROR 0143: Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. ERROR 301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume. Error 77: Blonde on keyboard gets 8 more. Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ERROR: CPU not found Erudition is a poor substitute for cognition. Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Eschew Obfuscation . . . Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Ethernet: Device used to catch the ether bunny. Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster EUNUCHS UNITE... You have NOTHING to lose!! Eureka!!! I found another "feature"! European mime troupe MUMMY-Shanze - Crow Evangelists do more than lay people Evangelists understand the missionary position. Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even this shall pass away... Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the msgs? Ever feel like crying & you don't know why? - Joel Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I. Ever see a couple of dogs do it human style? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wonder what a cured ham once had? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every family tree has a little sap. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every silver lining has a liberal wanting to tax it. Every time I lose weight, it finds me again. Every tool is a weapon, if you hold it right. Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows. Everyone has the democraticright to be wrong. Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE! Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! EVERYONE is weird. Some of us are proud of it. Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everything I said clear as mud??? Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything is a joke to you - Joel to Tom Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything You Know Is Wrong Everywhere is an LD call from here. Evil won't kill us; damn liberals & Democrats will! Evil won't kill us; liberalism will! Exactness is the Sublimity of fools. (Fontenelle) Excalibur, the sword of kings ** Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me while I whip this out! Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower Excuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up? Excuse me. I *DO* have a full deck; I'm just a slow shuf EXEC-PC Winner of John Dvorak's Best BBS PITY AWARD! Exercise before kinky sex - you should be fit to be tied. Exhibitionists love Windows Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income. Experience Baron Baldric's magical cane in Mystic Towers Experience is directly proportional to mistakes. Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF at 11 Explosion at sperm bank. Nurses overcome. Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating! F because you're fluffy, flaky & fun! - Gypsy sings F is for the flower that is second to none! - Tom sings F.L.W's "thar ain't no injuns for 100 miles" G.A.C F=TAGLINES.DAT Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't. FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer. Fake SPEED's Censor %%%% %%%%% %%%%%% %%%%%%% %%%%%%%% False appearance of fine speech Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Fartvergngen..the pleasure of breaking wind Fascist Underoos! - Crow on evil dictator Faster, faster foolish modem! ... oh, well Fastest way to trace your family tree: Run for public of Fear not, for I have given you authority Feathers are so expensive now that DOWN is up. Features should be discovered, not documented! Feces occurs. Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feeling compressed ARJ you? Feeling suicidal? Then join Starfleet Security! Feet plus Inarticulated Mouth Equals Costume - Tom Feet smell, nose runs? You're built upside down. Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! Feet smell? Nose runs? You're built upside down! Female programmers get their bits twiddled. Fetch hither the comfy chair! Feudalism: It's your Count that votes. fflush and then wwash your hands. FIAT: Failure in Automotive Technology FIAT: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FIAT: Fix It Again Tony? FIAT: Fix It All the Time Fight Global Cooling, burn a non-smoker TODAY! Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War, Not Wars! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fighting rhubarb! - Tom mumbles during fight FIILE_ID.DIZ only has one 'I' - David Terry, 1994. File Manager msg: star.star found. Deleting all Star Tre File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interest File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)? File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please! Final scores: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2. Finally! I found the last bug..last bug..last bu{~*&%@& Find out how many friends you have; rent a beach villa. Find PrintPlus on Runway BBS, Conference 77 SSI Fine! Fine! Everyone pick on the devil! - tar.star found. k files. File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interest File not found. Make a wild stab at it (Y/N)? File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please! Final scores: Deep Space 9, Babylon 5, Earth 2. Finally! I found the last bug..last bug..last bu{~*&%@& Find out how many friends you have; rent a beach villa. Find PrintPlus on Runway BBS, Conference 77 SSI Fine! Fine! Everyone pick on the devil! - ush Limbaugh Flat cats are good for filling potholes. Floggings will continue until morale improves Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Flushing: a higher state of being Flying is PLANE fun ... Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. Fools rush in... and listen to Rush Limbaugh! For a good time, type "DOPEFISH". For a good time, type FORMAT C: For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For more info, send a self-abused stomped elephant to... For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For people who like peace and quiet: A phoneless cord. For reliability hide complex data structures. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. For sale: One mind. Pristine condition -- hardly used. For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened. Reply: Wi For sincere personal advice, page your SysOp at 3 A.M. For the water is deep, and I have dodged the Dopefish. For tomorrow I diet . . . For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes. Force without mind falls by its own weight. FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. FORD: First On Recall Day FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily FORD: Found On the Roadside Dead FORD: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's Forewarned is forearmed... which is about half an octopus FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home! Forget the computer! Where's my abacus?? Forget the dog; beware of owner. Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Format Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)? Forrest Fudd: Wife is wike a box of chocowates. Fortes fortuna adjuvat Forty isn't old.........if you're a tree. Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Frag, frag, frag, 'til her daddy takes the shotgun away! Frag, frag, frag, till her daddy takes her shotgun away! Frank, let's pretend I hurt you & move on - Dr. Forrester Frankenstein did it monstrously. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Free finger pullers available with every Taco Bell meal. FREE SLMR UPGRADES FOR AS LONG AS YOU OWN YOUR CAR Free speech is not a euphemism for bad manners. Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Freedom of speech is now mandatory! Fri Nov 29 09:42:43 EST 1991 Friar Tuck's been fingered - Mike on crossbow Friction is a drag. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends don't let friends become dittoheads. Friends don't let friends run Wildcat! Friends don't let friends use Prodigy Friends don't let friends vote for Democrat's! Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses From Idaho: Cogito ergo spud. I think therefore I yam. From the Children's Television Workshop. From the Committee to Use Liberal Politicians as Lab Anim From the land of graft and corruption! Frontal lobotomy? No, just a bottle in front of me ftp.uml.edu under the directory msdos/Games/Apogee FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away! FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie! G.T.i.: Got Tossers Inside G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... gardeners are prone to sod-den decisions! GAS: Now with Video LaserDisk Rental Club Conference ! Gay male & female dinosaurs: Rumpasauras & Licalotapus! Gee, I love your approach. Lets see your departure. Genealogists are like monkeys, always in the trees. Genealogists are time unravelers. Genealogists collect dead realatives. Genealogy: Making cucumbers out of pickles. Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. General Protection Fault - Put on condom and try again! Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tagline: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [x]Stupid Genius and madness, how close allied... Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Genius is perseverence in disguise. Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc. Geologist -- Fault finder George Armstrong Custer - inventor of the Arrow shirt! George Bush Virus: Prints "Read my disk...No New Files.." George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' Geraldo Rivera - a genetic experiment gone bad? Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad? German Army Motto: "Third Time Lucky" German word for bra: stoppenzefloppen German word for constipation...Farfrompoopin! Get DOOM and get new pants every time you play it. Get down and Modem the night away! GET READY FOR ACTION! REX DART: ESKIMO SPY Get the new DOOM v9141.96! ALL BUGS FIXED THIS TIME! REAL Get yer Barney Burgers, get yer red-hot Barney Burgers! Get your kicks... Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.(Confuc Girl with blonde hair have black hair,by cracky(Confucius Girl: Startle you? * Crow: No, that's why I wet myself Girls in a low cut dress show alot of heart. Give 'em the hard sell, Frank! - Dr. Forrester Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give it back! You sons of b...- Crow as college professor Give me librium or give me meth! Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Give me Rocket Number 9! Give, & you might receive. Take, and be sure of it Given a conflict, Murphy's Law supersedes Newton's Gizmonics Institute: Deep 13 Glenn Brensinger F8 is my friend! Glenn Brensinger I'm not God, I'm just his assistant. Glenn Brensinger Peaches are OK in my book. GM: General Mistake GMC: Garage Man's Companion GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars GMC: Got More Crap GMC: Gotta Mechanic Coming Go ahead and swallow your pride; its zero calories Go ahead and touch me. I want you to feel good. Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go Cowboys! And take the Rangers and Mavericks with you! Go For It! GO MAVERICKS!! and please take the Rangers and Cowboys. Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go Rangers! And take the Cowboys and Mavericks with you! Go softly....it's dark out there Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect Go suck on a tailpipe, you liberal scumbag! Go to bed old man! Go to Heaven! Go to Hooters and play D00M. God created anchovies, Satan put them on pizza. God is real, unless declared integer God loves you; everyone else thinks you're an ass God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world? God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! God spoke, "A little liberal shall lead them .." God's baud rate is . Going to Beta-Test SOON! :-) Gold Leader, they have a lock on my tagline! Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event. Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility. Good advice works best when the giver takes his own. Good boy...now go sit in the corner and do what you do be Good greeeeef, what kind of tagline is that anyhow? Good lawyer gets Sodomy reduced to following too close. Good News: The Democrats have been elect^#%^!$.#$ Good thing they brought a make-out tarp - Crow Good writers borrow. Great writers steal. - T.S. Eliott Good, Fast or Cheap: Choose 2 of the 3. GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Got kleptomania? Be sure to take something for it. Got to go, I think a SCUD just landed in my livingroom Gotta get our little buddy outta the bone orchard -Joel Gotta have my Corn Pops... Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop c Government is a broker in pillage. Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberal Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management Grafitti has changed deface of the nation. Grammar and spelling mistakes created by random line nois Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Grass is always greener over the cesspool Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! GRAVITY: Not just a good idea--its the law! Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Greco Roman Catholic wrestling - Crow on struggling nuns Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Guaco-mummy - Tom on green mummy slime GUI: Grab the User In-the-face GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever! Gun control is being able to drop a liberal at 500 yards! Gun control is being able to hit your target Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Gun shop in tough neighborhood has back-to-school sales Guns don't kill people. Postal workers do. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. Guy: A night cover * Crow: To make HOT love on! Guy: Are you daffy? * Crow: No, I'm Porky. You're Daffy. Guy: Communicate with the departed * Tom: GASP!!! Guy: Ever read the Bible? * Crow: No, but I saw the movie Guy: Her friend * Tom: Or that weird girl Guy: Here's an interesting gadget * Tom: My winky! Guy: Jr.Rodeo Daredevils * Joel: Smothered in gravy! Guy: Lieutenant? * Crow: Kiss me hard! Guy: Product development * Tom: Starts at age twelve Guy: Telepathy * Crow: I knew you were gonna say that! Guy: The fourth dimension * Tom: Or Marilyn McCoo? Guy: The swap meet * Tom: Swamp meat? Guy: Walk? * Crow: No, there's a motorcycle in my pants Guy: What's the first feature? * Tom: Bosoms! Guy: You heard nothing? * Tom: Just bongos Guy:Suppose there IS no contamination*Joel:We'll add some Guy:Thank you White Goddess * Tom: Thank YOU white racist Guy:Top level loading * Crow:Lets see some bottom loading Guys?? Is it bad when there are THAT many fires on the ho Gypsies do it with crystal balls. H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... Hackers do it with their fingers Hah! You're one too! Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa(oops!) Half a loaf, is better than no rest at all! Half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair... Halftime at Circus Maximus: Lions 24 Christians 0 HAMS do it with FREQUENCY Hams do it with more frequencies Hands up! Said the laser printer. Handwritten on a condom machine: "This gum tastes funny." Happiness is being a LOCAL call to SWC! Happiness is seeing Erik Harris' face on a milk carton. Happiness is seeing Limbaugh's picture on a milk carton. Happy as a hog eating cow manure -- well lick my lips! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! (Hopefully ;)x Happy people make me sick. - Grumpy Harass will not be running. Please scratch Harass. Harass? No, her ass did nothing for me, but her tits .... Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch Hard times for Maximillian Shell - Tom on odd scientist Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take chances! Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: What you kick - Software: What you boot Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare Harrassing me about smoking is hazardous to your health. Has anyone found my marbles? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! Has that file been saved? No, but we're praying for it. HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have an affair. It will break up the monogamy. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have time to waste??? Get Windows 3.0. Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you clubbed an ignorant liberal today? Have you ever been overcharged? "YOU WILL" -AT&T Have you ever jumped through a purple bird? It gives you Have you ever wondered why they call it "Bangkok"? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your moderator today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you hugged your SYSLOP today? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have You Paid Your Tagline Registration Tax? Have you roasted a Liberal today? Have You Seen Quasimoto - I Have A Hunch He's Back Have you seen what the PeeWee doll does? Have you taunted a Liberal today? Have you thanked your sysop today? Fax him a Dopefish! Have you uploaded clip art today? Have you waxed your armadillo today? Hawaii is as American as apple poi. Hay Rush!! Liberals stopped child labor and child abuse!! HCI -- Help the Criminally Inclined He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. He forgot he had a robot named Gypsy - Crow to Gypsy He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle. He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle... He is almost a statesman. He lies well. He looks so geeky, he couldn't get into a Sci-Fi con! He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He who dies with the biggest Chunck of Barney WINS! He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most TAGLINES, still dies. He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons. He who gives up freedom for security deserves neither. He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb He who hesitates is last. He who laughs last has the Apogee T-shirt girl's number. He who laughs last is probably not using Windows. He who laughs last is probably your boss! He who laughs last probably made a backup! He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise. He's a brilliant man but he saves his phlegm - Joel He's a Democrat because he's too poor to be Republican. He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's ALIVE, Jim. Where did I go wrong? He's dead Jim, Spock took his tricorder, I got his spleen He's gonna have one immense hickey -Joel as leech attacks He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the m He's got rat scratch fever - Joel on shrew bite He's like a cow that goes dry - udder failure. He's not a dog! He's a Canine-American! He's not the sharpest tool in the shed! He's rifling the mummy for change! - Joel He's taunting a mummy! - Crow Heading down the track of broadcasting excellence.. Rush! Headline: ENRAGED COW INJURES FARMER WITH AX. Heads up in Boise and Twin Falls. - Incoming Spuds! Hear about the new PeeWee Herman sandwich? Reuban, hold Heat me up another please! - Gypsy sings Hefty Condoms....for when you pick up real trash!! Heisenberg may have been here. Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no pizza Hello again. I'm the leech. See you later! - Crow Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, is DAVE home? - Tom to Dr. Forrester Hello, Mastercard?....... Do you take VISA? Hello, my name is Mike and I'm a recovering liberal. Hello, my serial number is޺۳ Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off! : John Bobbit Helloooooo Mr Wilson! Help me Mr. Wizzard!!! Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops! Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts! Help the economy...buy something here !! Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in? Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! HELP! I've crashed...AND I CAN'T BOOT UP! HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up! Nice carpet. Help! I've fallen and can't get up. HELP! I've fallen and I can't get up! Help! I've fallen and kinda like it down here! Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die HELP, HELP The KOTEX is on fire! TAMP ON it!! HELP, HELP, the paranoids are after me. HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS. Help, I've fallen and I can't make up a tagline! Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! Helpies! I want helpies! - Tom as leech attacks Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy Here Borgy! Here Borgy! Nice Borgy! Want some Windows? Here comes that evil asthmatic - Tom on mummy's breathing Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty...SPROINGGGGGGGG Here kitty, kitty. Play with this nice electric cord. Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!! Here today, dawn tommorow. Here's Looking At You, Kid Here's my continuing series of Mystery Science Theater 30 Here's the trouble. Loose nut at the keyboard. Here, there........and everywhere...... Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't. Heretic What, are you chicken? hey asshole..cut the FUCKing profanity! Hey Butthead, what were we born to do? Hey Frank! Can I borrow your keys? Hey Jim, Are we there yet? Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! HEY ROCKY, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat Hey Santa, can I have a copy of your naughty girls list? Hey toots. It's me, Satan - Joel as snake Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU! Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite! Hey Wally! Come look at this. Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hey! Nice skull! - Tom on x-ray Hey! Tom Poston on the make - Tom as couple makes out Hey! You've got your tongue in my mouth - Mike on lovers HEY!!! This Door is begining to stick, GET THE SANDPAPER! Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania? Hey, Odo, you got any more of that jello? Odo? Odo?? Hey, snorting quack is illegal. Put down that duck. Hey, that's one `O'!" -- Croooooooow!, in the new opening Hey, there's no "ANY" key on this keyboard! Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?! Hey, your buffer's open... Hi Magic, have you met my friend CJ? Hi! I'm Martha Ray, the big mouth! -Crow as smiling skull Hi, I'm a tagline virus. Please copy me! Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me! Hi-keba! Gymkata! Hickery, Dickery, Dock. Some chick was..er..never mind High octane suds! Woooooo! - Mike hIGhEr bRAiN FUnCtiON ERROr......inSERt COFfEe. Higher Versions mean more bugs found... Hillary of Borg: Choice is irrelevant. Hindsight is an exact science. Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide... Hire teenagers while they still know everything. Hire the morally handicapped History is a set of lies agreed upon. Hit to take IQ test or to skip Hit ALT-H for free d/l credits? Ok! j Hoc Est Ridiculum. Hockey players love a good puck...how about you? Hocus Pocus backwards spells the magic words SUCOP SUCOH! Hocus Pocus Blink and you may miss something! Hocus Pocus Bringing you more magic from Apogee. Hocus Pocus Discover the magic of the beautiful Popopa! Hocus Pocus Dragons and wizards and trees, oh my! Hocus Pocus Give a kid some magic & he'll work wonders. Hocus Pocus Magical mazes of action! Hocus Pocus No chainsaw needed. Just use magic. Hocus Pocus Not magic, just more of the best from Apoge Hocus Pocus The cute little dragons are warriors of hel Hocus Pocus You've never seen VGA-256 scroll this fast! Hollowpoints: When you care enough to send the very best! Holy cow! This IS my cat! Home is where the computer is plugged in. Home of SoftThrob Adult Graphic Scans! Home of the Superconducting Kitty Collider. Homeless, Hungry, will work for food. Bless you. Homosexual? Atheist? Hate guns? The Democrats want YOU! HONDA: Hand Over Dollars to Asians HONDA: Helping Out Nips Destroying America Honest teacher. A virus really DID eat my homework! Honest, Judge, he threw it in reverse and smashed into me Honesty is the best image. Honesty: Fear of being caught Honey and Alum douche; neater for peter,sweeter for eater Honey PLEASE don't pickup the pNO CARRIER Honey, get out the whips and chains... company! Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p Honey, where's the thing with square red lights on it? Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time! Honk if you're illiterate Honour women, for they are our future today. Hooker's a good cop! - Crow Hope that helped! Horn busted! Watch for finger... Horn not working... watch for hand signals. Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... Hot Tip #5: The light at the end of a tunnel is a train. HOTLine RBBS - Home of the SIERRA CLUB Echo How am I DOOMing? Dial 1-900-BFG-9000. How am I ever going to decide? - Tom on freezers How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is? HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left??? How can I fail when I have no purpose??? How can I miss you if you don't go away? How can I miss you if you won't go away. How come wrong numbers are never busy? How do I get my words to RIME ? How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? How do nudists play Flag Football? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How do they get the deer to cross at the signs? How do YOU spell computer? How do you spell RELIEF? F A R T How many 30th level wizards ARE there in this villiage? How many babies can a motherboard have? How many wings does a cow have? -Tacky the Penguin How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? How much Keefe is in this movie? There's Miles O'Keefe! How much must we practice sex before it is safe? How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ? How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait.. How to annoy Liberals: Tell them the Truth! How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. Howie Mandell, David Brenner & Gallagher - Crow HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm. Huh? What? Am I on-line? Human (n.): Useful domestic mammal popular with cats. Humanity is a parisite Humble pie tastes better a la mode. Humor is available in the REGISTERED tagline. Send $15. Humor lies in the eye of the beholder. HUMPTY-HUMP: What Mr. Dumpty gives Mrs. Dumpty now & then Hustler Definition of a Hard Disk: Excited Floppy. I w a n t M a r i n a S i r t i s I **TRIED** to register it! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk.... I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! I almost stole another tagline! I'm so ashamed! I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie. I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am a person of color: My color is White I am Al of Borg. Aw, Peg, I assimilated you last year! I am always exact and precise! (more or less) I am Asimov of Borg: The Three Laws of Assimilation. I am Bart of Borg: Don't assimilate a cow, man! I am Beldar of Borg. We will assimilate mass quantities. I am Butthead of Borg. Assimilation is...uh...cool! he he I am Butthead of Borg: Prepare to be, uh, ass imilated. I am Clinton of Borg. Campaign promises are irrelevant. I am Clinton of Borg. Hillary says resistance is futile! I am Clinton of Borg. Truth is irrevelant. I am correct, the rest of you are wrong! I am Democrat-poor, with a Republican's sex life. I am Ed McMahon of Borg. You may already be assimilated. I am Hillary of Borg. Bill is irrelevant. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I am Iron Man! I am Moderator of Borg. Your topic is irrelevant. I am NOT a Complete Idiot! Several parts are missing!! I am not a crook! B. Clinton I am not a crook. Clinton quoting Nixon. I am not a number! I am a free man! I am not arguing with you; I am telling you I am not just lazy. I am indolent and slothful. I am not overweight; I've just been overserved a lot. I am not pleased with President Clinton...OR her husband! I am not young enough to know everything. I am Perot of Borg. Here's a chart on your assimilation. I am Perot of Borg. Now here's the deal. You will be as I am rich as a republican with a sex life of a democrat I am so thrilled about Mustang Software I could puke. I AM standing. I am Stimpy of Borg. Assimilate, assimilate, assimilate! I am the root of some evil... send some money. I am the sum of my vices - TV's Frank I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I am wiser because I have a bald head. I am Yoda of Borg. Assimilate you I will, Yes. I am, therefore, I think. I think. I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD. I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus! I beat the RAPTOR COWS! :] I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat. I belong to no organized political party-I'm a democrat! I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I blame DOOM for these rings under my eyes... I blinked, therefore I ran. I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add I bought some dehydrated water, but I don't know what to I brake for Arachnotrons. I brake for ArchViles I brake for Cyberdemons I brake for David Poole. I brake for Former Human Commandos I brake for Mancubi I brake for Pain Elementals I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make I came ... I BBSed ... I turned white I came, I saw, I confused. I came, I saw, I didn't know what it was, so I left!! I came, I saw, I faxed a Dopefish. I came, I saw, I lied - Julius Clinton, Act I Scene I I came. I saw. I stole your tagline. I came. I saw. I went back inside. I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. I can make a tagline out of almost anything. I can never find time to procrastinate. I can read your mind..you should be ashamed of yourself! I can resist everything except temptation I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I can tell you're lying Clinton. Your lips are moving. I can walk on water. But I stagger on alcohol. I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it. I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left! I can't believe I'm actually replying to a Chris Foose me I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't come back. I don't know how it works! I can't decide between EDLIN and Microsloth Word 6.... I can't go out now, my strait jacket is at the cleaners. I can't help it if I'm lucky... I can't remember if I used to know that. I can't remember names so I'll just call you Butthead. I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk! I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I cannot tolerate intolerance! I CAUGHT YOU...reading for the tagline UP! I come in peace. I could tell you, but I'd have to shoot you afterwards. I coulda sworn that it wasn't YOUR sister I was with. I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. I DARE you not to buy this - Crow on freezer I deserve my fat - I worked hard for it! I despise WINDOWS! I did sculpt her in butter once - Crow I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain just to I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to. I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything! I Didn't Do It! I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition! I didn't get kicked off, I left involuntarily. I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I didn't know Lisa Marie Presley was a 10-year-old boy. I didn't vote for Clinton BECAUSE he didn't inhale. I didn't vote for Clinton--or for her husband. I didn't wake up grouchy; I let her sleep. I didn't write this message; a very complex macro did. I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability I dislike US President Clinton and her husband. I distinctly remember forgetting that. I DO have a clue; wait while I remember where I put it... I don't belong to an oganized political party. I'm a Dem I don't care if I am a lemming. I'm NOT going! I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy. I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does. I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food! I don't get mad. I just blow holes in people. I don't have a life, I have a BBS... I don't know how I got here.... I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't like being on the bottom! I always screw up! I don't much care for President Clinton OR her husband. I don't register shareware, I rewrite it! I don't remember doing those things. B. Clinton I don't think, therefore I am not. I don't trust President Clinton...OR her husband! I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY! I don't want the world, I just want your half. I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard... I dont nead no speling cheker! I dreamed I was a muffler....I awoke feeling exhausted. I eat biscuits - Mike as dumb girl I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. I fear explanations explanatory of items explained I feel much better now that I have given up all hope. I feel so good, it's illegal. I finally found the ANY key! I forget the dream but I'm missing a pajama button. I forgot to buy some more memory again... I found the tests quite elementary. Data I gave it up until Lent I gave up on my wife, I married my computer. I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them! I give you, gentlemen, a Democratic Republic...if you can I got a gun for my wife; pretty good trade - huh I got a maxxed out Visa for Christmas! I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas... I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. I got rid of the kids; the dog was allergic to them. I got wet when Clinton soaked the (middle class) rich. I gotta BIG headache and it has Bert Gordon written on it I gotta get a better stalking schedule - Mike I graduated MAGNA CUM DENTE (by the skin of my teeth). I guess PeeWee Herman is out of the running for Surgeon G I guess Will Rogers never met President Clinton. I hacked it, but I didn't get root - Bill Clinton I had a rabbit once. Tasted kinda like chicken. I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*! I had my head x-rayed today. Nothing there. I HATE it when that happens! I hate sex on TV. I keep falling off. I hate these BLINKING taglines!! I hate when I get knocked off-lק NO CARRIER I hate you, you hate me. -Barney for the 90's I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto! I have a life. I just choose to ignore it. I have a photographic memory; uh-oh, the lens cap is on! I have an eight-track mind, but I can't find a player. I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... I have no idea how this got here! I have not lost my mind! It's on disk somewhere. I have not lost my mind, it's backed up on tape I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with I have seen the future of gaming and its name is DOOM. I have seen the future of gaming and its name is QUAKE! I have seen the future of gaming, and it's called SPISPOP I have seen the future, and it sucks! I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I have the brain of a Liberal ... in a thimble on my desk I have the heart of a liberal... in a jar on my desk! I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse! I haven't lost my mind - It's backed up somewhere. I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere! I heard that Clinton was going to raise taxes. I heard that they made Pee Wee an honorary Kennedy I heard they wanted to carve Clinton's face into Mt.Rushm I hit my CTRL key, but I'm STILL not in control. I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. Picard I hope you get freezer burned - Dr. Forrester to Mike I hope you're Republican rich with a Democrat's sex life I invent nothing. I rediscover., (Auguste Rodin). I is a college student. I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just don't get it. I just finished my iron-ning - Crow on guy's weird accent I just got stopped by LAPD and am I really beat. I just gotta write some new taglines... I just hate it when it does that !! I just killed 26 Kilrathi...Why is my cat growling at me? I just purchased a new shovel today- Crow as Jack Palance I just tested out my pitbull. Ever hear a mime scream? I keep my *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY I know a good tagline when I steal one. I know about cow patties I know I shouldn't have, but I couldn't resist... I know so little, but I know it fluently... I know the cheats for QUAKE, but I'm not telling! I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality. I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like Clinton about as much as Vietnam Vets do. I like mine with runny cheese! - Tom sings about waffles I like my steak MIDIum rare... I like oral sex; it's the phone bills I hate. I like reading books, but I LOVE reading Tarot! I like that idea I liked her approach. And her departure was breathtaking! I live in a house, but belong in a HOME. I live in the desert with a cat with no brain... I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home. I locked the coathanger in my car. Good thing I had a ke I lost my drivers license on Wacky Wheels! I lost my HUNTing license on Rise of the Triad! I love it when she puts Nair on - Tom as girl rubs leg I love my cats... they make excellent dog toys!! I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my... I love New York! * * * No Radio I love the smell of napalm in the morning I love the women's movement when I am walking behind it. I love underwater love scenes - Tom as leech attacks I loved her butt I left her behind I made a mental note, but forgot where I put it. I married a nun; nun in the morning; nun at night .... I married a virgin; I can't stand criticism... I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up. I may be schizo, but I still have each other. I may get a new computer;this one makes too many mistakes I merely attach meaning to what liberals do. -Rush I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I must be a sex object. I say Sex? and she objects. I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C' I must've left my tagline in my other pants. I need some duck tape. My duck has a quack in it. I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant. I never liked you, and I always will I never met a chocolate I didn't like. I never met a Lasagna I didn't like! I never metaphysics I didn't like I never promised you a prose garden. I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air? I never use taglines...well, maybe this time... I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I ought to cast you out, or smite you, or something. I parked my hard disk and now I can't find it! I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I passed a bluestone last night - Tom on name in credits I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course... I plan to live forever, or die trying. I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died I practice moderation to excess. I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser I program, therefore I exist. I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys and now Windows won't load! I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ... I really crack myself up sometimes. I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN CAPITALS. I really must learn not to argue with ignorance. I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person! I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I refuse to write one more tagline. I remember me... I think. I run a clean place. Guinan I said beam me aboard, Scotty, NOT a two-by-four! I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood. I saw what you did and I know who you are. I seem to be having difficulty with my lifestyle. I show a clear pattern of unpredictability. I slept with your wife but we didn't really do it. I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? I spend half my life logged into crazy liberals! I started with nothing and still have most of it left. I still miss my wife - but my aim is improving! I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better. I suffer in the trap of love - Tom I support drug tests. Test the politicians. I support MERIT PAY for Politicians. I sure hope God grades on a curve. I surf the net on Liquid Sky! I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure! I think ... therefore I am overqualified. I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten. I think Clinton is a bad president, and I don't like his I think I lost my mind... please watch your step. I think I need another drink.... I think I think, therefore I might be. I think I'll just buy a thermos - Mike on freezers I think I'll pluck my forehead skin - Crow as girl I think I'm a chicken - Mike as girl I think I've got a headache..... I think maybe Gov. Clinton Exaggerated a little bit." - T I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it I think they give that kid too much freedom - Tom I think were all bozos on this bus. I think, therefore I am on-line. I think, therefore I am, I think I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?) I think, therefore I scan. I think, therefore I scream. I think...therefore, I'm not a liberal. I thought about becoming a liberal, but, hey, I like my s I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong... I thought I was a wit, and I was half right. I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. I thought that you thought... must be mistaken. I thought they were lying about it, myself... I thought underwear was spose'ta match - Crow I thought you were dead... I toasted the Raptor COWS! :] Oo-ooo-oOo-AA-Ah!!! I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!" I took a Targa once and saw 16 million colors! I tried liberalism but I didn't raise taxes. I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! I tried the rest..., then wrote my own. SPEED READ! I tried to contain myself, but I escaped. I tried to drown my problems but they can swim! I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did! I use an aftershave called Semprini! I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my... I used to be a coyote, but I'm alright nooooooooooooooow! I used to be a liberal - but then I became an American. I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it. I used to be indecisive - Now I'm not so sure! I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. I used to have a life. Now I have DOOM. I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to read books. Now I read .QWK packets. I voted Democratic once, but it was only a nightmare! I voted for Clinton, and all I got was this unemployment I voted for Clinton; I know how the Indians felt. I wanna go iron my pants - Crow I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I wanna see more freezers! - Tom cries I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I want to be a roadie for a rock and roll band.. I want to go to DECUS! I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was a banker, but lost interest I was BSer long before I became a BBSer! I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was moderate once. Now anything goes. I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter. I was on a roll, until I slipped on the butter. I was thirteen before I realized cows weren't blurry. I will defend to the death your right to my opinion. I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. I will not raise taxes on the middle class. - B.Clinton I will slash boondoggle projects. --Bill Clinton. I wish I could step on this program's bug. I wish I had a 3 hard one instead of a 5 floppy. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I wish my M-5 had 4DOS... I wish my mouth had a backspace key! I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I wish there was something interesting to read down here I wish you humans would leave me alone. I wished for a friend and he came! I woke up hungover & Told Rice Crispies to SHUT UP! I won't raise taxes on the middle class. B. Clinton I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....? I would procrastinate, but I never seem to get around to I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared ... I would vote for Bozo the Clown before I would vote for C I wouldn't leave if I were you. DOS is much worse. - DOO I wouldn't take my own advice, but for what it's worth... I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole! I wrote this note on a 486 laptop on the beaches of Maui. I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0! I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?) I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] QEdit! I [] The Lunatic Fringe, the proper asylum for me! I [] TheDraw v. 4.0! I [] Ventura Publisher! I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat. I'd ask em to leave but they'd think I was a racist -Crow I'd call THAT a cry for help! - Tom I'd cheat on Hillary, too. I'd declare march "Liza Month" - Crow I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd have a hilarious tagline, but Clinton hasn't done muc I'd love to, but I left my body in my other clothes. I'd love to, but I'm observing National Apathy Week. I'd love to, but I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. I'd love to, but I'm trying to be less popular. I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes I'D rather be "stuck with Bush" than gored by clinton. I'd rather be rich than good-looking! I'd rather be rich! I'd rather ride the Wave than wallow in QWKsand! I'd rather wear out than rust out. I'd read the next message, but my arms are inoperative! I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^... I'll be back... maybe! I'll be mellow when I'm dead. I'll bet you fifty bucks I can quit gambling any time. I'll buy THAT for a dollar. I'll consider Windows useful as soon as I grow a 3rd arm. I'll deal with today tommorrow. I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise! I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. I'll have a Dick Ruben, hold the sour kraut - Crow I'll have the bills ready the day after I'm inaugurated. I'll have two waitresses to go with nothin' on 'em! I'll have what the guy on the floor is having. I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it. I'll make weapons out of my imperfections -- TOOL I'll make you famous.... I'll never forget my amnesia. I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind! I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules I'll register it eventually, I promise. I'll see you on the dark side of the moon. I'll see your 2 taglines and raise you another. I'll smoke face down on my polyester sheet - Tom as girl I'll take 'Famous Taglines' for 1000, Alex! I'll take it! I want it! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! - Tom I'm a 5" drive, she has a 3" drive, it'd never work out I'm a analog man in a digital world I'm a beaver. This is the view from my living room - Tom I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too? I'm a flying saucer pilot for the CIA. I'm a fragment of your imagination I'm a hero with coward's legs. I'm a little tagline, short and stout. I'm a little teapot - Joel as robot I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. I'm a nocturnal model - Mike as girl I'm a professional skeptic - Crow as old man I'm a wit, but only half the time. I'm all tagged out! I'm amazed, that it works at all. I'm another road kill on the Information Superhighway. I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar! I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe! I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm easy to please ... as long as I get my way I'm Entirely Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me. I'm flexible... just don't change anything. I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD< I'm going to be assertive, if that's OK with you. I'm going to see the cow beneath the sea. I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm gonna say my prayers. D'ya need anything? I'm having an old friend for dinner. - Hannibal Lecter I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle I'm having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle I'm heavily armed, easily bored, & off medication. I'm heavily armed, easily bored, and off medication. I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem! I'm hukt on foniks I'm impotent! - Crow as college professor I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm in shape ... and also *quite* wealthy ... I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it? I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in shape. Round is a shape, isn't it? I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife. I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return! I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds... I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet I'm kinda dumb - Tom as girl I'm Leonard Nimoy, In Search Of...My career - Crow I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up! I'm like most housekeepers...I don't do windows! I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places I'm lost! Can you help?.... I'm made of liverwurst - Mike as weird scientist I'm McKenzie of Borg, eh? You will be assimilated, hoser! I'm more humble than you are! I'm much too young to feel this damned old. I'm neither for nor against apathy I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm no expert, but I can always guess! I'm not a complete idiot! Several parts are missing... I'm not a computer nerd; merely a Computer Jock. I'm not a gynecologist, but I play one at home. I'm not a real sysop, I just play one on TV. I'm not a religious man, I'm a Christian. I'm not a supreme being. Picard I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. I'm not anti-Clinton, Clinton's anti-me I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit I'm not constipated. I am "digestively challenged." I'M NOT CRAZY! I'm just a little light headed, that's all I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated I'm not easy, but I can be tricked. I'm not lazy. I'm just doing research on inertia. I'm not less refined...just refined in a different refine I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged." I'm not lost, just momentarily disoriented. I'm not lost; I'm "locationally challenged". I'm Not Mad! Only Dogs And Sissy Know-It-Alls Get Mad! I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not old. I'm chronologically challenged. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing at my brain. I'm not really a cowboy. I just found the hat... I'm not really like this. . .except when I am. I'm not responsible for contents of posts made after midn I'm not rude, I'm "attitudinally challenged." I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted" I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T. I'm not worthless! I can always serve as a bad example! I'm out of my mind just now, but please leave a message. I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm part of the 57% that did not vote for Clinton!! I'm pink therefore I'm spam. I'm pregnant - Crow as weird guy I'm pushing 60, and that's enough exercise for me. I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups! I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I'm sick of liberals....Hillary! Am I covered for that? I'm simply unanimous in this. I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe! I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma I'm spending a year dead, for tax purposes. I'm still doing time in San Clinton I'm terribly sorry, but I absolutely refuse to apologize. I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour I'm the one your mother warned you about... I'm their leader, which way did they go? I'm tired of thinking up new taglines I'm Too Busy To Waste Time Leaving A Tagline I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent I'm too young for alzheimers. I have sometimers disease. I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm weird, but around here it's barely noticable. I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble I'm working on my 2nd $million... Gave up on the 1st. I've always wanted to make love to an alien. I've been far too sympathetic -- TOOL I've been having trouble with DOS... DOS damn kids next d I've been to Vietnam, Now it's your turn Clinton. I've dropped carrier, and I can't reconnect! I've fallen in love but can't remember her name I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've got a big, dirty secret - Crow, coyly as girl I've got a hunch! - Quasimodo I've got Crow T. Robot eyes I've got too many hands on my time. I've got you now, Mr. Bond - Tom I've seen the truth and it makes no sense. I've upped my posting count. Up yours! I've used this particular tagline 346 times. I/O I/O so off to work I go! IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM -- "It's Borg Mentality" IBM = Ice Box Machines IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals. Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone. id Software wrote QUAKE and all I got was this lousy tagl id Software Making DOOMers QUAKE! id Software Making the world QUAKE! id Software When you want a REAL 3D game! id Software You better QUAKE! id Software You eta QUAKE! id Software, Inc. - makers of Commander Keen Idealism precedes experience - cynicism follows... Idiot-proofing assumes a finite number of idiots. If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD? if ( !broke ) don't_fix(); if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade(); If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived; If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet If a cow laughs hard, does milk come out its nose? If a problem has a single neck, it is a simple solution. If a program is useful, it must be changed. If a tree fell on a florist, would he make a sound? If a woman is squeezed wrong, you will see her crack. If a woman won't live forever, why give her a diamond? If a=b & b=c, then we've got a messed up alphabet If all else fails, lower your standards If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If all is not lost, then where is it? If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail If an experiment works, something has gone wrong If at 1st you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at 1st you don't succeed, idspispopd! If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0... If at first you don't succeed, cry. If at first you don't succeed, del . and forget it. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that If at first you don't succeed, fake it!! If at first you don't succeed, forget it. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. If at first you don't succeed, put it out for beta testin If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base. If at first you don't succeed. Don't try skydiving! If Bbs = MythKing Then Specialty := Pascal; If Bill Clinton is the answer, it must be a REAL stupid q If bulls have horns, why do they MOO instead of honk? If Clinton & Co. is "mainstream," I want out of the river If Clinton allow gays in Military, Generals get new AIDS. If Clinton didn't inhale, how come his brain is fried? If Clinton didn't inhale, then Dan Quayle is a world clas If Clinton is the answer we asked the wrong question If Clinton was only gonna tax the rich, how did I get so If Clinton wins send candy. He's already had Flowers! If clinton's lips are moving, he's lying. If Clinton's so good, why does Arkansas have problems? If Clinton's the answer, it must've been a dumb question! If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels... IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella. If cows could fly, you'd appreciate seagulls.... If Dan Linton falls in the forest, does his hair move? If dog.age >= OLD then num_tricks := max_tricks If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present If everything is going your way, you're in the wrong lane If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers. If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg If Guns Are Outlawed, How Can We Shoot Liberals? If guns are outlawed, how can we shoot the Liberals? If guns are outlawed, how will liberals collect taxes? If guns were outlawed, how would Liberals collect taxes? If I can, can you? If I could think of one it'd be right HERE! If I got the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? If I had a rocket launcher, some son-of-a-bitch would die If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here??? If I only had a 486 . . . If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I shoot a mime, must I use a silencer? If I throw a cat out the window, is it kitty litter? If I want your opinion I'll give it to you. If I wanted to be alone, I'd have brought another date. If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much. If I were into denial, I'd never admit it. If I were rich my butler would answer my mail. If I were two faced, would I wear this one? If I'm a perfect stranger, what am I stranger than? If I'm mind-numbed, Bill Clinton is a Republican. If I'm mind-numbed, Rush is a Democrat. If IBM invented Sushi, it'd be marketed as "Dead Raw Fish If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747. If idiots had wings, the White House would be an airport! If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!! If it ain't broke, release a NEW version until it is! If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! If it can't be taxed out of being, it isn't liberalism. If it exists, it's obsolete. If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing If it looks too good to be true, it probably is. If it makes sense, it's against liberal policy. If it tastes good, it's trying to kill you. If it walks like a duck... If it was any more difficult, it'd be impossible! If it was easy, they wouldn't need us. If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBO If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard. If it works tinker till it doesn't If it works, break it! If it works, don't fix it! If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, you must have done something wrong. If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy. If it's not cruel or unusual, it's not much punishment. If it's not on fire, it's a software problem. If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong. If it's too loud, you're too old. If it's tourist season, where do I get a license? If it's useless, it will have to be documented. If its stupid and it works - its not stupid If Joe Siegler finds out... If liberals made sense, what would we talk about? If liberals outlaw guns, how will they collect taxes? If liberals were smart, they wouldn't be liberals, would If life is but a Dream please wake me up.. If Limbaugh is the answer, it must be a stupid question. If love is blind, then how does love at first sight work? If love is blind, then lingerie makes great braile. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If Mozart were my age, he'd been dead for 7 months. If my girlfriend caught me on this board... If not for politicians, we wouldn't NEED assault rifles. If only I didn't know now what I didn't know then... If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only... If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line he If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns If Q were castrated, would he become O? If Satan loses his hair, will there be Hell Toupee? If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!! If she can take it, I can take it. Play it! If she won't live forever, why give here a diamond? If silence is golden, not many people are hoarding it. If speed scares you, buy Windows 3.1! If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows. If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows! If speed scares you, use Micro$ofts Windows If the answer is Clinton, the question had to be stupid. If the answer is CLINTON, then the question is stupid If the Democrats think... but then again, they don't. If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel! If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance. If The Media is Liberal Why is Rush Still on the Air? If the Message Won't End, Continue It. If the thunder don't get you, then the lightning will If then enemy is in range, so are you. If there are no bugs, it's not a useful program. If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law If there isn't a law, there will be. If there was no electricity, we'd all be ohmless. If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail? If there's no Silicon Hell, where do all the Macintoshes If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..! If thine enemy offendeth thee, give unto his child a saxo If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT! If things were left to chance, they would turn out better If this is a battle, then you have already lost. If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad? If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!! If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth! If this message goes into the void, call me! If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If this were funny, it'd be a tagline. If this world is normal, calling me crazy is a compliment If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in. if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr! If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... If we can hold Clinton to 1 term, there may be hope. If we can send a man to the moon - why not Bill Clinton? If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure. If we go into Bosnia, does Clinton go to England again? If we invade Haiti, will Clinton run to Moscow again? If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy! If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! If WINDOZE is a GUI, where are my crayons? If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!! If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic! If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale... If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! If you can read this, thank your teacher. If you can read this, you are too close. If you can't baffle them with it...throw it at them. If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't dazzle `em with Brilliance, then baffle `em If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it good, make it expensive. If you can't make it perfect make it big If you can't make it right, make it confusing as hell. If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!) If you cannot convince them, confuse them. If you don't know who Asimov is, I can't help you with yo If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your If you don't mind me mixing my metaphors - Dr. F If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!!! If you drink, don't park, accidents cause people. If you fuck with someone,your going to get screwed If you hit every time, the target's too near. If you leave 2 bills together, they breed! If you like Congress, you'll *love* Bill Clinton! If you like sex and travel, go take a fuckin' hike If you like sex and travel, take a ***CENSORED*** If you live long enough, it WILL kill you... If you pray for the ACLU, will they sue you? If you push something hard enough, it will fall over If you really want to know, you won't ask me. If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch If you see an onion ring ... answer it! If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. If you steal this tagline, Chris, I'll frag you so hard. If you stomp gripes, do you get whine? If you suspect a man of liberalism, don't employ him! If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday. If you think DOOM on a 486/25 is bad, just try it on a 38 If you think education is costly, try ignorance If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. If you think I'm "crazy" ... If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh? If you voted for CLinton, You must have inhaled! If you want it done right do it yourself! If you want it done right, let do it. If you want to understand something, try to change it. If you weren't on the sidewalk I never would've hit you. If you wish upon a star, watch out for her bodyguards! If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey! If you're not wasted, then the day is. If you're trying to drive me crazy, you're too late. If your chute doesn't open, your next jump is free! If your cow doesn't give milk, dairy farming just isn't f If your cow has only one teat, dairy farming just isn't f If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound. IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD(); if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye() if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINEADRIAN. IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINEDANE. Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Ignorance is curable! Ignorance is no excuse. It's the real thing! Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent Ignorance leads to Indulgence. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away! ILink NETUSERS Hostess has *no* sense of humor. None. illegitimati non carborendum Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! Illiterate? Write for information! ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... Images and reflections to brighten my day. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein Imagine... IME North Texas Regional Hub IMHO: In My Honest Opinion Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan Impeach Clinton & Clinton before it is too late America! Impeach Clinton now. Avoid the rush in '96. IMPEACH CLINTON! AND GET HER HUSBAND TOO! Impeach Clinton... And her husband too! Impeach President Clinton and her husband, Bill. Impeach President Clinton..and her husband Slick Impeach the Clinton's NO LYNCH THEM!! Impeach the Clintons now. Avoid the rush! Improve gun control. Use BOTH hands next time. Improve your memory, forget about work Improved - didn't work the second time. In 1994, I was sure that the world was DOOMed. In a laissez-faire world, caveat emptor! In a mad world, only the mad are sane. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a pole. In any case = In any box ??? In Borland you are never bored! In case of dire emergency read manual. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In Clinton's New Army sergeants get to play with their pr In DOS we trust. In DoubleSpace no one can hear you scream. In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time In God we trust... All other pay cash In God we trust; all others pay cash ........ In heaven there is no beer that's why we drink...HUH?-Tom In keeping with current Clinton economics, July 4th is ca In loyalty to our kind we cannot tolerate your mind. In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house In the computer world, every little bit helps. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton. In the morning Dole goes gunning for the Clintons on Whit In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line Inagodadivida, baby! Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF IncludeDopeFish = TRUE ;reserved variable for J. Siegler Incorrigible Punster. Do not incorrige. INDECENT PROPOSAL: Clinton's budget. Indecision is the basis of Flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indescriminate study bloats the mind. INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE. Inflation means the Buck does not stop here... Information - - We want information..... Ingen har nytte av et lik Ingots & Krazy Kat are calling - Tom on Mads Innuendo = Italian suppository Inouye shoulda been able to get in... Inquiring minds wanna know--Is Bill Clinton REALLY dead? Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! Insecticide: when insects kill themselves... Insert brain, then type Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue... Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c: Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Insufficient time remaining to download. Pull hair (Y/N) int main(void) { return main(); } Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand Intel Pentium: You don't need to know what's inside. Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun Intelligence is no deterrent to ineptitude! Interchangeable parts won't. Interlink National Oral Sex Conference Host Internet Lie #1: Doom? Never heard of it. Internet Lie #3: Who needs moderators? Internet Lie #4: People on the Internet are more mature. Invertebrates make no bones about it. Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... Iraqi Bingo: B-52...F-16...A-10...F-18...F-117...B-2... Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. Iraqnaphobia? Nothing a little RAID can't fix... IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Ironically, he's dead now - Crow on director IRS: Income Reduction Service Is a feminist sexist a liberal? Ask Rush. Is a mechanized lobster a Servo Crustacean? Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise? Is backpacking a sport in the Gay Games? Is Bill Clinton a Pathological liar or what? Is Clinton lying? Is the Pope Catholic? Is Clinton lying? - Are his lips moving? Is Clinton the brother Mr. Spock never talks about? Is critical mass Christmas or Easter? Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? Is good Data, Gordi's best friend? Is HST faster than the Concord? Is infidelity a form of multitasking? Is it Bill the Cat or Bill the Clinton or just BC? Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager? Is it me or does noone care about punctuation here Is it ok to panic now? Is it OK to use my AM radio after NOON? Is it really true that blondes have more fun? Is it still underwear when it's on the outside? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb? Is that a real yes or a Clinton 'Yes'. Is that a tick on her face? - Crow on girl's mole Is that funny, Frank? Have we used that one before? -Dr.F Is that seat saved? No, but we are praying for it! Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. Is that your head or did your neck throw-up? Is that your wife's picture in Clinton's wallet? Is the dingleberry still fashionable? Is the last cow on earth the utter udder? Is the Pope Catholic? Is Clinton Lying? Is the Sysop looking? No? Great, now I ca...NO CARRIER Is there a liberal in the house? *BLAM* Any more? Is there a pleasant peasant present? Is this a PCYLIOHONL joke? Is this tagline half slow or half fast? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn. Is your computer possesed? Use DEVICE=EXOR.SYS Is your ego too big? Here, try Polytex! Is your wife's picture in Clinton's wallet? Isaac Asimov 1920-1993 -- You are missed. It ain't "I ust to be",it's "I yust to be" U dummy It ain't over 'till the fat lady emits intestinal gas. It followed me home, Daddy. Can we eat it? It galls you, doesn't it. The thought of a Liberal Chris It is easier to be critical than to be correct. It might happen. And monkeys might fly out of my butt! It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!! It takes a PhD to RTFM GSZ It turns out, the deficit is bigger than Clinton could th It was a bitter affair that ended briefly - Crow It was a night like this, 40 million years ago. IT WON'T WORK!!! It works better if you plug it in -- unless it's the cat. It's 11:00...do you know what your cats are shredding? It's a bird- it's a plane- OH NO, it's the SYSOP! It's a bird... it's a plane... it's Joe Siegler! It's a bird... it's a plane... NO! It's a Dopefish! It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I'm wearing milkbone underw It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! it's all hot, and it hurts and stuff It's always darkest before you step on the cat. It's as easy as 3.14159265358979323846 . . . It's Festus Buffet! - Joel as shrew eats Ken Curtis It's getting deep. Where *did* I put those boots? It's hard to RTFM if you can't *find* the FM... It's like an escape act! - Crow as couple undress It's MITCHELL!!! It's more than a reader. It's a message base manager! It's my decision, and I'm making it. Maybe. It's not a virus... it's just Windows 3.0! It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. It's not poison, it's just bad acid. - Woodstock, 1969. It's not what you say, it's what I think you said. It's OK, buddy! You're among the living - Joel to Tom It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the .ARC ! It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead Of Politicians It's time for you to go down the #&)@$%#)% stairs! It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much. Its a beautiful day here at Wrigley Field - Tom Its not all glamor being a fleet-form underwear model-Tom Itsverydifficulttobecreativewithonlyfiftycharact Jack And Jill Went Up The Hill....To Have Sex.... JAGUAR: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail Jan Brady, like you've never seen her before - Tom Je pense, donc je suis. JEEP: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts JEEP: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole. JEEP: Junk Eletrical and Emissions Parts Jeez, Billy... you sure look Keen! Jeezy cow!!!! Jesse Jackson: the EDLIN of political candidates. Jesus loves you-everyone else thinks you're a moron Jesus saves... but it's stolen by Mahommet, who SCORES! Jim Henson's Baby Babies! - Crow Jim Henson's Cracker Babies - Tom on rednecks Jim Henson's Edgar Winter Babies - Joel Jim Henson's Last Picture Show Babies - Crow Jim Henson's Misfit Babies - Crow Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes. JJoohhnn,, wwhhaatt ddooeess AAlltt--EE ddoo?? Joe Siegler "I know I'm right; you're an ass." Joe Siegler ...wall panels are really walls in reality. Joe Siegler Bleh! Joe Siegler Conference 7 Seems I was right all along. Joe Siegler DOOM is not an Apogee game! Joe Siegler Even tougher than a CyberDemon Lord. Joe Siegler I don't mind quickies, but not with food. Joe Siegler I haven't been able to kill myself without Joe Siegler It'll be out when it's finished!!! Joe Siegler It's only $22 if you do it right! Joe Siegler Master of the Canned Response Joe Siegler My mind doesn't go blank, it clouds up! Joe Siegler SWC's Main Board chat police. Joe Siegler SWC's very own "Mr. Disgusting Coffee Cup". Joel's engaging in another of his Real-Life Simulations. Joel: Honk-shoo? Whats that? * Tom: Honk-shoo! Honk-shoo! Joel: I love you Crow! * Crow: You're not my real father! Joel: I love you Tom Servo * Tom: (Sobs) I love you Joel Joel: Sam Chew? * Crow: Gesundheidt! Joel: The crowd goes wild * Bots: (sounding bored) Yay John Schmidt I don't want a double wide air stewardess Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ۰ "ouch" Join D.A.M.: Mothers Against Dyslexia Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot. JOZXYQK - The sound made when you get your sexual organs Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!!!!! Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep..... Junk software doesn't require MNP transfers Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep. Jur-TAX-ic Park... Bill Clinton's White House. Just advancing the plot. Nothing personal - Joel Just checking out the *one* tagline problem, that's all Just how much whiz is in Cheese Whiz anyway? Just like ALIENS, except without the underwear - Crow Just put your money in the sack and shut up! - ClintoNomi Just say no to dope!!! Dump Clinton Now!!!!!!!!! Just sliding down the razor blade of life . . . Just smilin' and dialin' my life away... Just some extemporaneous personal communication! Just try and imagine one hand clapping........ K-RaD (ka' rad) adj. One who has not reached puberty. Keen are the DOOMed Wolf QUAKErs! Keen: One small game for Id, one giant leap for shareware Keep an open mind... but not so open that brains fall out Keep Clinton warm this winter he hates the draft. Keep out output put input in! Kelly "I don't handle stress very well. Wanna go out dr Kelly Boogers are snot until they come out of your nose Kelly I want a car the color of dirt! Kelly I'll have to play with my switches and make it do Kemp out Clinton in 1996! Keyboard bad or missing. Press F1 to continue Keyboard error: Press F1. What if F1 is the problem? Keyboard not found... press any key to continue KEYBOARD: A peripheral used to enter computer errors Kick cat for service. Kick it down, mamma jamma - Dr. Forrester Kill all the extremists! Kill him. Better yet, I'll kill him. You push the button Kill Mary? She's a risk. And get the priest as well. Kindly use all of your fingers when you wave. Kirk, Spock, McCoy and this is, er... was Ensign @LN@ Kittens are cats with extra springs. kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer! Klaatu Barada Nicotine!!! Klaatu! Barada nicto! Knock firmly but softly. I like soft, firm knockers! Knock softly yet firmly. I like soft, firm knockers. Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing. Knuckle head: See CLINTON. Kruger. Luger. BOOGER! - Mike L is for how light you are! You melt in my mouth! - Joel L.B.J., J. Carter, B. Clinton We'll never learn La parfume adher toujours a la main qui offre les roses. LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like. Ladies and Gentlemen... Elvis has left the building. Ladies with an attitude. Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary LaQuinta-in Spanish means "Right next to Denny's Large cats are no no's, but a little pussy is fine. Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL! Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights. Last Tomb On The Left - Crow Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one! Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!" Last year many lives were caused by accidents Latex lovers live longer. Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus. Latinized, they're Bilious and Hilarious. Laugh at yourself before anyone else can... Laugh, and the world laughs with you! Lawyers do it in their briefs. Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings. Lawyers, the mothers of deception. Lawyers: the larval form of Politician. Lead me not into temptation...I can find it myself. Learn a foriegn language...C Learn C++ as a second language! Learn the basics of Clintonomics. Call 1-900-SUK-U-DRY Learn to fly. Skydive. Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all... Leather is waterproof -- ever see a cow w/ an umbrella? Leave me alone, I'm having a crisis! Leave the binary thinking to your CPU. Leaving the 16-bit world behind at Warp 3! Lemme' show you my appendix scar - Crow as drunk Leonard Nimoy hosts "In Search of Bill Clinton's Honesty" Let him who is stoned cast the first sin. Let me have two brains on drugs, and an orange juice. Let me just patronize you a bit - Crow Let them eat cache. Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks! Let X = X. Let's choose up sides and argue about it! Let's go DX around the world Let's Keep Incest In The Family! Let's Keep Incest Where it Belongs - In The Family. Let's put Clinton on Mt Rushmore; he's already stoned! Let's spend the night together! Letterman of Borg: Paul, some assimilation music, please. Letting Clinton run the country is like making Charles Ma Lewis & Clark,you be Jerry Lewis,Ill be Petula Clark-Joel Liberal Democrats are bankrupting the United States Liberal Torture: Having Rush Limbaugh agree with a liber Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Lick the new Marilyn Monroe stamp, become an honorary Ken Life after death? Is it like terminate and stay resident? Life before the real world -- work. Life begins at contraception Life is a gift only God can give Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease. Life is a sexually transmitted disease ... no cure! Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! Life is boring without EDLIN Life is full of little surprises. --Pandora Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is like a simily Life is rough. Get a job and buy one yourself. Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is short, eat desert first!! Life isn't real, it's just an emulation. Life should come with a Quick Reference Guide. Life sucks and then you marry one who won't. Life would be easier if I had the source code. Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: what happens when you have other plans. Lifestyles of thr Rich and PC Compatible. Lifting up the cross to the waiting lost Like a cow in tall grass, I'm udderly tickled to be here. Like it or not this is a tagline, too. Like most Americans, I didn't vote for Clinton. Like THAT guy could sneak up on someone - Joel on fat guy Limbaugh is a closet Liberal! Limbaugh Unties Other Half of Brain! Becomes Liberal! Limbaugh: The best thing that ever happened to the Democ Limit Clinton to 2 terms: 1 in Congress, 1 in jail. Limit Congress To 2 Terms---1 In Congress And 1 In Jail. Line noise provided by US Worst! 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Listen to the feet as they pound the land to the tune of Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... LISTEN to your children Listen...Do you smell something? It smells like LIBERALIS Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. Lobotomies for Liberals! I bet they would LOVE that.. Loggers don't need job retraining Clinton does Logic Error CLINTON.SYS: Truth table missing Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. Lonely is the programer with a debuged program. Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, Long time his manxome foe he sought Look Ma, No Taglines! Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair! Look out for #1 and don't step in #2 either. Look out for number one. But don't step in number two! Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!! Look unimportant - The enemy may be low on ammo Look where you're going or you won't get there. LOOK! There in the crosshairs! It's a LIBERAL! FIRE!! Look, mom: A NO CARRIER Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them? Lookout for barking dogs that bite. Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Looks like a booger --> @ , but its s not. Looks like Clinton may get run over on the Data Highway! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !! Lord, grant me patience, but first........ Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. Lost interest? It's so bad I've lost apathy. Lots of things are easy when you know the answer Love is a device invented by bank managers to make us ove Love is a sickness that slows down your career Love is a sickness that slows your career and makes you s Love is blind - marriage is the eye-opener. Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand. Love is grand... Divorce is twenty grand... Love is the flower; Marriage, the fruit; Children, the pi Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Love means an unlimited charge card! Love of money is the root of all politics. Love thy neighbor.....but watch out for her husband. Love your neighbor -- just don't get caught Lovely waffles we love - Joel & Bots sing LSD will make your CGA screen display 16.2 million colors LSD: Virtual Reality without all the fancy hardware. Lucky is he for whom the belle toils. LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS M - I - C Seeya real soon! Mac screen message: "Like, dude, something went wrong." Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong Macho does not prove mucho. Macintosh - The Barney of computers. MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Macintosh: Just like Nintendo but not as much fun. MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashes, If Not, The OS Hangs! Macro Macro Macro Macs are to computing what Barney is to entertainment. Madam I'm Adam Madness takes its toll, exact change please Maidenform woman: you never know when she'll be MURDERED Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject. Mainstream news media choices: Liberal or Liberal. Make a difference in the world today: Subtract Make a dog meow? Easy, freeze, run thru saw. Meeeeoowww Make a joyous noise! (But deny it when smelled by others) Make friends with sysops; page them at 3:00 am. Make good habits and they will make you. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Make love not war... or get married and do both! Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make someone happy; mind your own business. Make the draft Retroactive. Send Clinton to Vietnam. Make them eat wake Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. (Confucius) Man and mouse alike, both end up in pussy. Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish! Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man invented language to satisfy his need to complain. Man kicked in testicles, is left holding bags. (Confucius Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man Shoots Sparks When He Passes Gas! Man who farts in church sits in own pew. (Confucius) Man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night. Man who fishes in other mans well catches crabs(Confucius Man who lose key to girlfriend's house get no new key. Man who marries bustless woman have right to feel low dow Man who snatch kisses when young does vice versa when old Man who stands on toilet seat is high on pot. (Confucius) Man who sucks nipples makes clean breast of things(Confuc Man with athletic fingers, make broad jump. (Confucius) Man with holes in pockets feels cocky all day. (Confucius Man with holes in pockets feels nuts. (Confucius) Manifest: Why lift the hood? Many are cold but few are frozen. Many are educated...few are learned... Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many pages make a thick book. Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. March into hell for a heavenly cause. Vote Democratic. marigold (v.) - acquisition of wealth via matrimony Marketing is simply sales with a college education. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Marriage: The most expensive way to get laid. Married by the law of man, divorced thanks to God. Mary had a little lamb, the doctor was surprised. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. Masochist: "Whip me!".... Sadist: "No!...Give me Quotes" Massachusetts The Software Creations State masterpiece (n.) - the best sex you ever had. Math and alcohol don't mix. Don't drink and derive! Mathematicians do it continuously Mathematicians do it parallel and perpendicular Mathematicians do it without limit Matrix me the Epson way! Matt Toney It's not valid until I get a 20 or 21 incher Matter/antimatter. Clinton/truth. See any resemblance? May fortune favor the foolish. May no one ever burst your bubble..Happiness always.. May the Farce be with you May the Porsche be with you.... May the wind behind you always be your own. May wolves run at your side, and not at your heels. May you live in interesting times May you never live to see your wife a widow May your monitor Live Long and Phospher. Maybe I should take a shower before I die - Mike as girl Maybe it's inbreeding that makes the Democrats that way Maybe yer just a Bay City Rollers fan... Maytag is my middle name; I'm an agitator MAZDA: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually MAZDA: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly McClinton's - over 250 million swindled MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me next! Me! Me! Me! - Crow on 'Present Day' Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Me...a skeptic? I trust you have proof. Me: one who operates at a 90 angle to reality Meaning of Life Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Meet the cast! See a live show! Win a prize - Crow Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy! MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! MEGAWEAPON! Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale! Member, Church of St. Looney up the Cream Bun and Jam Memo to Clinton: Blow the sax - not the country! Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory is a thing we forget with. Memory is no problem, as long as you have enough... Memory is the second thing to go. Memory....??....What memory?? Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Menu: (L)eech files (C)omplain to Sysop (D)rop Carrier. Mercy, Buckets! (As they say in France) Mesquite, TX Epicenter of the QUAKE felt around the wor Message-write macros, made to order. Metaphors be with you! Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils Mickey Mouse wears a Bill Clinton watch! Microbiology Lab: Staph Only Microsoft and Gateway - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventur MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microsoft gives you Windows. OS/2 gives you the whole hou Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Microsoft... making it all make MONEY! Midden: a kind of fingerless glove MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Might as well face it, you're addicted to code... Might as well face it, you're addicted to love. Mike! It's you! You're cool! - Crow on Nelson cigarettes Mike, you dial 911 - Gypsy during fire drill Mike: I don't smoke * Crow: Isn't it time you started? Military Intelligence is an oxymoron! Millionaire Senators: 21 Democrats, 7 Republicans. Tax t Mimic the turtle:to get places,it sticks its neck out! Mind if I clean my fly swatter over your soup? Mind in the gutter alert!! WoooOOP! WoooOOP! WoooOOP! Minds, like parachutes, work best when open... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Minneapolis! - Mike Minnie Pearl's murder weapon - Mike on tagged arrow MIPS - Isn't that a Conehead swear word? MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed Missed it by | | <- That much! Missing - presumed married. Missing your dog? Check my tires. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. MMmm MMmmm Good! Cream of Spotted Owl soup! Mmmm. Looks like Maggie the cat - Tom on undressing girl Mmmm. Nope. No that didn't do it - Mike as couple necks Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Moby Taking music into another dimension mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem: What landscapers do to dem lawns. Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Moderately Liberal Conservative Moderator Mafia: Toucha my Tag and you're dead! Moderator of the FidoNet STERN-SHOW Conference Moderator: Knows all, sees all, trips over own two feet. MoDOOM: Where the safest place is behind a rocket launche Mom!?! I'm talking to the dead! - Tom Mommy's very busy. Call Dad. (Chelsea Clinton) Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Mondays - the potholes in the road of life. Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money is the root of all wealth. Money talks - mine says "Goodbye" MONEY TALKS, but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! Money: the root of all evil. Roots are important. Monkey eyed kraut packer! - Crow on odd German guy Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces Monolith Mall: My god, it's full of stores! Monotheism is a gift from the gods Monster Bash Zombies & Snakes & Ghouls... Oh My! MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! MOPAR: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars MOPAR: Most Often Passed At Races Morals for sale, never used. Contact Bill Clinton at the More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH. Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won. Morning: cause for alarm Moron, Mainstream, Liberal, Think, Ourselves, Parity err Moscow in flames,missles headed our way,film at 11 MOSES to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go... Most Favored Nation? Really Clinton your the pitts. Most of our future lies ahead. Most political jokes get elected Mount Rushmore to get 2 new faces...BILL CLINTON Move along now, just an off-topic msg., nothing to see... Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow. Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. MR. B NATURAL: THE WRATH OF CONN Mr. Clinton, I think you did inhail! -Ronald Reagan Mr. Clinton: The "Bill" of No Rights MS WINDOWS: Something the mouse dragged in. MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! MST3K: THE ECHO "Oh bite me, it's fun!" Mummy scat! - Crow Murder By Implication - Mike on offscreen murder Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm Musicians do it without taglines Musicians don't die. They just decompose. Must finish...Tech Wars of Venusia - Crow as Shatner Must Go - My embalming class is about to start Mustang Software!! Repeat that and I will wash your mouth Mutants for nuclear power! }-) My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My ancestors must be in a Witness Protection Program! My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My brain is dynamic - please refresh my memory. My cat committed suicide... shot himself in the head 9 ti My computer has a virus and can't call in to work today. My computer NEVER loc My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated. My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore. My dad and I are siamese twins. My desk is a large wastebasket with drawers and a modem. My disappointments come in all sizes, to fit my hopes. My dream is a code waiting to be broken. My EGO is better than your EGO. My election is a mandate for more and higher taxes. - B. My family came on the Mayflower...or was it Allied? My family Coat-of-Arms ties in the back. Is that normal? My family tree is lost in the forest. My family tree must have been used for firewood. My favorite dinosaur? Lickalottapus of course. My girl can't wrestle, but you should see her box. My God! It's full of stars! My grammar's terrible. For that matter, so's my grampar. My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section My hard disk went on a diet and lost its FAT! My health is fine. Thank you very much Mr/Ms Clinton. My heros have always killed cowboys. My house shall NOT be a house of hilarity - Tom My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My how time flies when you're having fun! My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore. My last original thought died of loneliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My life is like a beer commercial. My life is still in beta testing. My little corn muffin - Dr. Forrester to Joel My little fireplug - Joel to Tom My mind is closed so my body speaks My mistakes are purely erroneous. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mouse only has one ball.... My neighbor has a circular driveway...she can't get out. My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My other brain's a schizofrenic My other brain's a schizophrenic. My other car is an Edsel. My other computer is a ColecoVision Adam. My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is a VAX. My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other computer is the Graphic Omniscient Device. --Dr. My other machine is a Cray III. My other tag line is a killer! My other vehicle is a Constitution-Class Starship. My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world. My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My RAM has 243 K free My reality check just bounced. My sex drive had a head crash. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My Sysop can beat up your Sysop. Phhheeettt My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My tagline can beat up your tagline... My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My twit file runneth over. My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My vowels moved....I'm no longer consonated. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. My wife calls me "Dude", but keeps forgetting the "e"! My wife doesn't have a den; she growls from anywhere. My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife said it was her or DOOM. I'm going to miss her. My wife's cooking timer is the smoke alarm. My wife's other car is a BROOM! My Windows are closed. Mynocks...chewin' on the power cab#%#*(^@*!... NO CARRIER Mystery Science ConventioCon Expo-Fest A'Rama! - Mike Mystic Towers Not even Sierra has monster generators. Mystic Towers Puzzles, fighting, and nose picking. Mystic Towers The higher you go the harder they fall! Mystic Towers Where else can you drink with no hangover md mtl t, bt rgt whr pt t. N.Y. cops go bar-hopping; L.A. cops go night-clubbing. NAFTA: No American Factories Taking Applications. NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No: NAPA: Never Any Parts Available. Napkin up the blood & entrails & move on - Joel NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! Nationalism: The most powerful ism of the entire democrat Nato Ergo Sum Naval Air Facility - El Centro, Ca. Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. Naw, Naw, I can't be Dwayne Dibbley! NC17: 50's style! - Crow leers on scantily clad girl Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Neither rain, nor snow, nor ILin $ Nelson Cigarettes. For the spirit of Nelson in all of us Nepotism is relational. Nevah trust anyone whose last name ends with a vowel! Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me". Never a victim without retribution!! Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp Never ask "Do you ever press charges?" at a job interview Never buy dairy products at a garage sale. Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never feed your cat anything that doesn't match the carpe Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never hit a man when he's down - always kick him. Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist. Never judge a man by his taglines. Never leave something to *MY* imagination... Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Never let a machine know you're in a hurry Never lose your sense of the superficial. Never mind the facts - I know what I know Never mind the oxygen. This man's a donor. Never moon a werewolf. Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Never say you know a man until you have divided Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never smirk at the judge.. Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. Never stand near a sneezing dragon. Never take a beer to a job interview. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... Never try to outstubborn a cat. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity! Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do. Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them. Never wear a Duke Nukem suit in public. New and improved Cost Of Living, direct from the Clintons New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New Book: Roger Clinton: My Career Without My Brother Bil New Book: The Golden Voice of Roger Clinton. New bumper sticker..... Clinton Happens New Clinton Health Plan: Take 2 aspirin and don't call me New Clinton library to be all fiction... New Clinton presidential theme: Inhale to the Chief. New courses: BC 140 Becoming a Democrat and Living off th New Democrat: New sack, same old crap and some new crap. New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) New Movie: John Wayne Bobbitt in "Forrest Stump". New Opcode #26: DMPK - Destroy Memory Protect Key New Usenet group: alt.apogee.action.dopefish.swim.swim.hu New Year's Eve, when everybody enters a hackish phase! NEWS FLASH! Clinton tried camels; prefers men. News @ 11. NEWS! Clinton wins on budget, but more lies ahead Newspaper Ad - Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of Newton, MA Next on Geraldo: People who believe Bill Clinton.... Next on TALES FROM THE CRYPT: I WANNA BURRY A LIGHTHOUSE Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!! Next up on slave search, funny-slave Carrot Top - Tom Next week, Johnny, we explore the wonders of sex. Bring Next week: Geriatric Rodeo! - Crow Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!? Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. Nice to know all troubles will cease in January... Nice view from the balcony Mr. King. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! NISSAN: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon Nixon had Watergate, Clinton has Whitewater. Nixon in '96: because a corpse could do a better job than No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No Brain, No Pain. NO CARRIER... A naval aviators worst nightmare! No chiefs, just indians No Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"! No comb, no toothbrush, got nothin' at all.... No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No game is perfect on release, but Apogee's are close! No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace! No good deed goes unpunished - Mark Twain. No government gets an income except by stealing. No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No less refined. Just refined in a different refinery. No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs. No main() No Gain! No man is a hero to his wife's psychiatrist No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No Matter Where You Go, TODD, There You Are !! No matter where you go... there you are. No military, lots of sex, some pot...hey!, Clinton's a hi No Money? Problem. No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No officer with false teeth shall attempt oral sex in zer No one ever assassinated Clinton's character. IT COMMITED No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one loves a fat man except his grocer. NO PARDON FOR CLINTONS OR RENO !!!! NO PROGRAM is idiot proof; idiots are ingenious! No program works the first time you run it. No reason for it; it's just my policy. NO Scotch and sofa! Its gin and platonic for you. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No Sir, I didn't get it done. I was in DEATHMATCH mode.. NO SPOT!!!!! I SAID *SIT* ON THE RUG!!!!! No Tagline available at this time. No talking in line! - Gypsy during fire drill No Trees. No Paper. Go wipe your ass on a spotted owl. No wanna work ..... Wanna bang on keyboard! No worry, only Robinson Crusoe got it all done by Friday. No, I never read the documentation NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! No, I'm NOT in a good mood today. I haven't shot you yet! No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, no, Nurse! I said clean off his SPECTACLES! No, seriously, how much damage did I take? No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company! No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?! Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! Nobody notices when things go right. Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. Nominate Freeware for the Freeware Hall of Fame Nominated for Backhanded Compliment of the Year... Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! None of you exist. My SYSOP types all this in! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Nose and nose on the wire... who d'ya _like_????? Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not all men are fools. Some of them are bachelors. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not enough disk space? Just use: Assign C = A Format A: Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! NOT kneeing you in the groin is a constant struggle -Mike Not now, I have a headache! Not one step closer, or I'll drop carrier! I warn you! Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Not tonight honey... I have a modem Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing in fine print is ever good news. Nothing is foolproof; fools are so ingenious. Nothing is more productive than the last minute Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand. Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is so useless as a general maxim. Nothing matters, and what if it did??? Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Notice how Carter and Clinton are both Bills???? Notice how few people are admitting voting for Clinton? Now about that bridge you sold me... Now all I need is some talent - Tom as has-been actor Now at 39 minutes to live - Crow Now Available - hREPORT for GAP BBS! Now everything smells like leather flavored chocolate. Now go away, or I will taunt you a second time. Now he's doing Garret Morris! -Crow as Joel loses control Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? NOW I've put my ear in it! Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now showing in Osaka, Japan Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now using Qmail DeLuxe(1.21)... and loving it! Now we know what Clinton did in Russia - He studied econo Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now which one does Bill Clinton play in the show, Beavis Now why would Clinton go and do a thing like that for? Now you're Laughing Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? NOW, you can press the other key to continue... NR] My wife loves ME, It's the computer she hates! Nudge nudge. Wink wink. Know what I mean? - Crow Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke 'em til they glow, then shoot them in the dark. Nuke everything in sight Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuke the liberal media Nuthin' is simple sometimes... Nymphomaniacs like in different men O.K to coninue?? Obi-Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: Use the FORKS, Luke! ocky: Watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat! Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all the people I've met, you are certainly one. Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Of all the things lost, I miss my mind most. Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Of Course I'm open minded! Aren't you? Of Course I'm Sane ... The Voices Said So ... Of the people, by the lawyers, for the liberals. Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Off the modem, through the phone line, nothing but net. Official Clinton T-Shirt Slogan: "UNBUTTON MY FLY" Official Federal Agency Annoyance Tagline - Plutonium Official Federal Agency Annoyance Tagline - U 235 Often a clear conscience is just a poor memory Oh boy... Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me.. Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh good. This room is even more dreary - Tom Oh look who's arguing semantics now! - Crow to Tom Oh Look! Another Glorious Morning! It makes me sick!!! Oh my God! Oh No It Mr Bill...Clinton that is!!!! Oh no! I got shrew doo on my shoe! - Tom Oh No! It's the Isaac Asimov Literary Doomsday Machine. Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! OH NO, my hard di?k has become a floppy (sigh) OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! Oh No, Not A Shock To The Shamies!! Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh, *you're* no fun anymore! Oh, by the way, are you waiting for someone to ask you no Oh, great. He killed a coconut - Tom Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, my. He really kicked your butt - Crow Oh, no! Not another learning experience! Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Ohh! But he's so scary! Ohh! - Tom on Keith Richards Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... OK Dear, I'll turn it off 'IN JUST A MINUTE'[sigh] OK, I use taglines, but I don't inhale. OK, I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric. OK, so I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Ok... So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines. Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Old age and treachery outdo youth and skill. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old enough to know better, young enough to do it anyway. Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old mufflers never die, they just get exhausted. Old musicians never die, they just decompose. Old plumbers never die, they just smell that way. Old programmers never die: They exit to a higher shell. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. OLDSMOBILE: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infa On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On a quiet night, you can hear a FORD rust! On leave from CNN... On the cutting edge of software evolution. On the other hand, there are five fingers. On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. On-target Punster and Off-line Philosopher. One 'Rush' and billions of Liberals. Fair fight? One accurate measurement is worth one thousand opinions One atom bomb can ruin your whole day One feels, and thus is liberal. I think, therefore I'm co One good turn gets all the blankets One if by LAN, two if by .C ! One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One legged girls are pushovers One man gathers what another man spills... One man's folly is another man's wife. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One more time...Trying Megamail One needs a SyQuest drive to read Terry Herrin REP packet One never knows, do one? One of the 57% who voted against Clinton One person's dribble is another's Bill Clinton speech. One small line for C++... One giant mess for the assemble One thing about this get away: great gas mileage! - Crow One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! One-Adam 12. See the crullers - Crow makes cop/donut joke ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Only a liberal could coin the word "undertaxed". Only a true liberal would believe a story like that! Only Bill Clinton would take police witnesses to an extra Only death is fatal - life is not! Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the leftists are right anymore. Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. Only the people can defend freedom, it isn't a government Only the users like QWK doors and Compucom modems. Only those who voted for Clinton should pay new taxes! Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday! Ooh, what a headache... <:-( Ooooh, I liked the underwear! - Tom leers ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard OOPs! This is C++, not C! OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! Oops, used up another helmet today. OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore OPCODE: CNB = Cause Nervous Breakdown Open mouth - Insert foot - Now say something intelligent. Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open mouth, insert shoe store Open mouth; insert foot; echo internationally... Open the pod bay door, Hal. Open the pod bay doors, Hal. Hal..? Hal..? Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... Operator! Trace this call and tell me where I am Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Opinions are like socks -- they smell after awhile Optical Illusion: Democratic Tax Cut. Optical mice have no balls! Optimist: a Yugo owner with a trailer hitch! Optometrist's office: Eyes examined while u watch Or a million thimble sized pints -Crow on freeze capacity Origin of Life? just check my refrigerator ... Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Orwellian Dict.- Clinton: The Administration of Newspeak. OS/2 - What "Chicago" wants to be when it grows up. OS/2 Still confuses Big Blue. OS/2: Curtains for Windows? OS/2: The best you can buy. OS/2: The CP/M of the future! Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper..... Our every action has random results. Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name. Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our leaders are chosen not to govern, but to serve. Our mere anticipations of life outrun its realities. Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our viewers need proof! Out of 100,000 sperm, YOU were the quickest?! Over 5 billion taglines served Overdrawn at the memory bank again Overhead the albatross hangs motionless upon the air. Oxymoron #12, Army Intelligence Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron: Ferengi Dentist Oxymoron: Tandy Computer Oxymoron: A fiscally prudent Democrat. Oxymoron: A frugal Democrat. Oxymoron: A honest politician. Oxymoron: Act natural. Oxymoron: Airline food Oxymoron: Alone together. Oxymoron: Clinton Cares. Oxymoron: Clinton Economics Oxymoron: Criminal justice Oxymoron: Death benefits Oxymoron: Debugged program Oxymoron: Decaffeinated coffee Oxymoron: Definite Possibility Oxymoron: Divorce court. Oxymoron: Dream Reality Oxymoron: Dull point. Oxymoron: Final version. Oxymoron: Guest host. Oxymoron: Hillary Rodham Clinton and open-door meetings. Oxymoron: IBM compatible. Oxymoron: Macintosh Computer Oxymoron: Major General. Oxymoron: Man Child. Oxymoron: Management Science. Oxymoron: Mandatory option. Oxymoron: Marijuana initiative. Oxymoron: Marketing Research. Oxymoron: Measured Meter. Oxymoron: Meatloaf Surprise. Oxymoron: Mild Interest Oxymoron: Mildly Psychotic. Oxymoron: Military Accountability. Oxymoron: Military Intelligence. Oxymoron: Military Thought. Oxymoron: Minor disaster. Oxymoron: Mobil station. Oxymoron: Moderate Iranians. Oxymoron: Moderate Liberal. Oxymoron: Moral Lawyer. Oxymoron: Moral Politician. Oxymoron: Morbid Humor. Oxymoron: Motorcycle Safety. Oxymoron: Mutual Aversion. Oxymoron: Natural Gas. Oxymoron: Natural Synthetic. Oxymoron: Night light. Oxymoron: No Information. OXYMORON: Non-alcoholic beer. Oxymoron: Normal Foreign Film. Oxymoron: Nuclear safety. Oxymoron: Obedient Defiance. Oxymoron: Often Unpredictable. Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? Oxymoron: Operating system. Oxymoron: Original copy. Oxymoron: Partial Conclusion. Oxymoron: Partial Success. Oxymoron: Passive activity. Oxymoron: Peace keeper missile. Oxymoron: Peace Offensive. Oxymoron: Personal Computer. Oxymoron: Pious Atheists. Oxymoron: Plastic Silverware. Oxymoron: Political Promise. Oxymoron: Politically Correct. Oxymoron: Postal Service Oxymoron: Practical Joke. Oxymoron: Pretty Ugly. Oxymoron: Private e-mail. Oxymoron: Pronounced Silence. Oxymoron: Public Secrecy. Oxymoron: Quick C. Oxymoron: Random order. Oxymoron: Rap music Oxymoron: Rush hour. OXYMORON: Stupid individual with a clear complexion. Oxymoron: Unix security. Oxymoron: Weather Forecast. Oxymoron: Windows Accelerator. P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" P.S. Your fly is open. Pagans do it in the Woad Paging Dr. F! - Frank Paint baboon bottoms; leave no stern untoned Pandora, get away from that box!! Panties: Not best thing, just close to it! paradise (n.) - two cubes used to shoot craps. Paramedics are patient people. Paranoia is heightened awareness. Paranoid? Me? Who said that...? Paranoids are never alone. Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon? Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload Parent: "How many times must I tell you?!?!?" Kid: "Six." Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Part of the 57% that didn't vote for Clinton. Part of the Foundation Trilogy gift set - Dr. Forrester Part-time musicians are semiconductors Pass by the open WINDOWS Pass the waffle syrup--that Clinton guy's on TV again! Pass with care; driver is a Skoal addict. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords! PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! Patience -- Wait control Patience is a virgin. Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something. Patience NOW! PATIENCE; A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait. Paula Mader A neon peach! I like that! Pave the bay. PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD! Peace is a commodity of assurance. Peace through superior firepower. PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! Pearls-o-wisdom from Mr. Fried-Egg-Chili-Chutney Sandwich Pedal to the Metal Pee Wee Herman Tour '91..... COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Peewee doesn't want a lawyer. Says he can get himself of PeeWee Herman really holds his own in public! Peewee Herman Tour '91..... COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR Peewee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Penile Replacement Corporation presents... Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! Pentium's bug isn't fatal. The CPU just can't add. Pentium: Life_TheUniverse_AndEverything = 41.99998473021 Pentium: 1 error/27000 years (calculated from a Pentium?) Pentium: Intel's newest fuzzy logic chip. Pentiums and Deodorants - When being close is all that ma Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand. People are boring. Computers are fun. People are still having sex. People get what's coming to them, unless it's in the mail People in the passing lane that don't pass will be shot People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People who eat snails are slime!! People who give up smoking live to regret it People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People who pun deserve to be drawn and quoted People who snore always fall asleep first. People who voted for Bill Clinton - next on Geraldo. People who voted for Clinton: Next on Geraldo! People with dogs are too cowardly to bite for themselves. People would be alive if there were a death penality Pepperoni to anchovy, level four - Tom on 3D Pizza Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! Perot of Borg: Resistance? Now that's just sad. Perry Mason for Supreme Court Justice! PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. Personal Mail DB Manager - Not Just Another Mail Reader!! Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea." Pete Townshend! - Crow on big-nosed girl Pets are the soul of the household Phil, we've seen your gear. Let's get on with it! - Mike Philadelphia isn't dull - it just seems so because Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Photographers do it with a shutter. Physicists do it at the speed of light Physicists do it repulsively Physicists do it with black bodies Physicists do it with charm Physicists do it with rigid bodies Physicists do it with uniform harmonic motion Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pi R Square? No! Pie R Round-Cornbread R Square! Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pick, scrape, roll into a ball, and flick. Pigmy: Canadian slang for Pass the backbacon eh! Pigs can fly, cows go baaaa, and Nuclear Power is *safe*? Pine Trees are fine trees! PINTO: Put In New Transmission Often Pipe fitters. Snake handlers - Crow Pirates, they're recking it for everyone! Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks! pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies Pity a donkey with a IQ of 138. Nobody likes a smart ass PKUNZIP -d CLINTON.ZIP...Exploding ECONOMY.USA pkunzip clinton PKUNZIP(E11)-The file structure is corrup Place written complaint and proof here====>[] Plagiarism is the sincerest from of flattery. Plan to be more spontaneous. Planet Strike Now you're playing with fission! Planet Strike The thinking man's 3D adventure! Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort. Plano? They have computers in Plano????? Play DOOM by Modem?... Email me. let's rock n' roll! Play it Again, Sam Playing around with DeLuxe is real fun! Playing the fool and winning. Please don't drink from the bidet! - Joel Please Don't Honk; I can only go Warp 4 Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth. Please Hold... Please leave deposit in appropriate bank... Please pray that Clinton won't trash the economy! Please reply if you don't see this tagline. Please return your stewardess to her original upright pos Please say it isn't so!!! Please send your money to the Clinton defense fund. HAHA Please Stand By ...... Please stop picking your nose and reply to this message. Please tell me if you don't get this message... Please wait ONE HOUR before replying... Pleased to chat with you! Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose PMDBM - If it can be simplified, it will be!! PMDBM - Tomorrow's standard in Offline Mail handlers. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Pobody's Nerfect! Poetry isn't obscene... it's per verse! Polaroids: what polar bears get from sitting on icecaps Political New Math: Republicans + Democratics = $.10 a do Politically correct term for 'Zombies' is Bill Clinton. Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!! Politicians and diapers need changing often for similar r Politics is the science of discontent. Polygamy's OK, as long as it's kept in the family. Polytex A new 3D Realm! Polytex A revolution in 3D gaming! Polytex id Software's nightmare! Polytex The Prozac of 3D games. Polytex You needn't QUAKE. PONTIAC: Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadilliac PONTIAC: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadilliac Pontius Pilate & Bill Clinton: each tried washing blood f POPs+OOPs+C==C++ PORSCHE: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough PORSCHE: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissi Portions of this message have been pre-recorded. Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!! Possession, n. The whole of the law. Post-it Note to Clinton: Blow the sax - not the country! Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference? Potrzebie! Pound forehead on keyboard to continue. Power attracts the corruptable. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Practice safe eating: use condiments. Practice safe government. Use kingdoms! Practice Safe Hex -- BackUp Your Hard Drive . . . Practice safe hex -- wear rubber gloves when keyboarding. Praise GNU from whom all blessings flow Praise the Lord, for He is worthy to be praised! Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Pray for President Clinton (Psalm 109:8) Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!! Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are! Precinct toilet stolen; Cops have nothing to go on. Predestination was doomed from the beginning. Prepare to witness pin-point marketing - Dr. Forrester Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel. President Clinton - The face on the $3.00 bill... President Clinton and Bill. President Clinton called. Please call her back ASAP. President Clinton is a few fries short of a Happy Meal President Clinton is really a Boomer!!! Help! Priss!!! President Clinton's mandate ---> [] (shown actual size) President Clinton, The Waffle House, Washington, D.C. 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Printer paper is strongest at the perforation Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br PrintPlus Super file printing and More! Priscilla says, "Food? Did someone say food?" Pro is to con as progress is to Congress Problem with Doom? End of the line is WAAAY back there. Problems for a Furry: Being mistaken for Bill Clinton's Procomm changed my life.... I used it to get Telix. Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting ... Tomorrow Procrastination day is tomarrow... or the next day Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! Proctologists have tunnel vision. Profanity is the one language all programmers know well. Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt. Professor: a textbook wired for liberalism. Professor: a textbook wired for sound. PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages Program Runs Great; Batteries Not Included. PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall Programmer on Computer Programmers do it top down... Programmers do it with codes......don't they? Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE. Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP Programmers get overlaid. Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. Programming _can_ be fun. Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs. Pronoun: a noun that lost its amateur status Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly. Protect your right to arm bears. Protected Sex: Sex after Clinton's healthcare insurance. Proud member of PETA--People Eating Tasty Animals Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired... Prunes are fickled - They'll run out on you! Prunes give you a run for your money. Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user! Psychiatrists stay on your mind. Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems Psychic Convention cancelled--unforeseen problems. Psychoanalysis makes simple people feel complex Psychoceramics: the study of crackpots. psychotherapist (n.): mentally ill rapist. PT 90210 - Joel on boat Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas. Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house Punishment SHOULD be cruel and unusual. It works better. Punner's Local 543. We're have'n some pun now! Puns are bad --- poetry is verse. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Puns are for groan ups. Its the punetentiary for you. Purranoia: Fear that your cat is up to something. Push the envelope? I just want to print one! Push To Test. Release To Detonate. Put a sock in it, Red Adair - Dr. Forrester to Mike Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try something... Put our dumps to better use - throw liberal Democrats in! PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Q-Modem.....comm program gone paperweight..... Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Q: How does Bill Clinton say "F*** you"? A: "Trust me." Qmodem changed my life..I used it to get Telix. Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! [] QUAKE is /<-RAD! QUAKE will come out in two weeks! QUAKE will sink Descent QUAKE Accept no substitute. QUAKE Apogee will crumble! QUAKE Beyond the realm of Degreelessness Mode QUAKE Can you feel it? QUAKE DOOM will crumble! QUAKE I can feel it! QUAKE It'll change the way you thing about 3-D gaming! QUAKE It's a Freudian thing... QUAKE It's id Software's fault. QUAKE Need we say more? QUAKE The Big One hits in '95! QUAKE. It's what's for dinner! QUAKE. The Big One hits in '95! QUAKE... and the company that's bringing it to you is id QUAKE: Anything else is just an aftershock. QUAKE: Anything less is just an aftershock. QUAKE: Anything less would be uncivilized. QUAKE: Bludgeoning Apogee! QUAKE: Coming to a server near you! QUAKE: Cybermen await! QUAKE: DOOM wussies need not apply. QUAKE: I'd rather be a hammer than a nail! QUAKE: I'll shatter your polygons, man! QUAKE: If all you have is a hammer, everything looks lik QUAKE: It's alive!!! QUAKE: It's Hammer Time! QUAKE: It's not an Apogee game! QUAKE: It's the NeXTstep QUAKE: Joe Siegler's nightmare! QUAKE: KFA girls need not apply. QUAKE: Making Apogee squirm! QUAKE: SPISPOPD incarnate! QUAKE: The Fight for Justice -- id Software's next marve QUAKE: The next SPISPOPD! QUAKE: There's nothing eta! QUAKE: Upping the frag count on Apogee! QUAKE: When you want true 3D! QUAKE: lpha get, I mentioned it! QUAKE: eta than all the rest! Quality taglines 4$ale! First come, first serve. Quantum mechanicians do it by leaps and bounds Quayle is Clinton's best hope for reelection. Queen bee--the power behind the drone. Questions, questions! Does it ever end?! Quick, Clinton's getting somewhere, trot out another bimb Quit laughing. I'm trying to humiliate you - Crow Quit squirming! - Tom to hammy actor Quit wearing my things - Crow as guy to girl in lingerie Quod Erat Demonstrandum y'all... Quoth the Raven: NO CARRIER Qute programers use Qedit. QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats. R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R/O Capable R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. Rackware companies start when file leeches grow up. Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive halibut will make fission chips RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Raise ducks for quack profit. Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! Ramble on..... Random order is an oxymoron. Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... RAP music is misspelled. Someone forgot the C in front. Raptor And you thought DOOM would wear out your mouse? Raptor And you thought you were tough! Raptor Because gun control doesn't apply to PC games! Raptor Blink and you may miss something! Raptor Do NOT put quarters in the floppy drive! Raptor Don't mess with the monkeys! Raptor Ever been beat up by a cow? Raptor Fly High and Fly Safe! Raptor It doesn't get any better than this. Raptor Keeping the munitions plants running overtime! Raptor Lay on the fire button with reckless abandon! Raptor More explosions per minute than any other game! Raptor No finesse required. Just lots of ammo!! Raptor So much destruction it will fry your brain. Raptor The game of skilled destruction!! Raptor The game of skilled, total destruction. Raptor The new name in Carnage and Mass Obliteration. Raptor The strong shall survive and the weak shall die Raptor The ultimate game of Skill and Survival. Raptor This ain't no dinosaur game! Raptor Unlimited ammo, cause there's no time to reload. Raptor When in doubt.....FIRE!! Raptor You will crash & burn. Count on it. RBBS? Re-elect Clinton-Gore, and their husbands. RE-FORMAT HARDDRIVE (Y/N)?N FORMATTING C: Reach out and BYTE someone! Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Read "Overpopulation in China" by We Fuckum Young. Read "Sleeping Your Way to the Top" by Hillary Clinton Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Reader not found..., please notify tagline. Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Reagan's dumb luck beats Clinton's sound planning. Real ANSI Artists use EDLIN... Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE Real love stories never have endings. Real men don't eat RICE CAKES! Real men don't have floppy disks. Real men don't need documentation. Real men don't use thesauruses REAL men play QUAKE! Real men write self-modifying code Real programmers ignore schedules. Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE ! Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE Real UAC Marines don't use cheat codes! Reality check! *click* NO CARRIER Reality exists through being perceived. Reality failure. Press enter to continuum. Reality has taken precedence over virtuality! Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Reality is a crutch for those who can't handle sci fi Reality is an illusion caused by lack of acid. REALITY is for everyone 'cept Liberals...! Reality is for people who can't face drugs. Reality is for people who can't face science fiction. Reality is for people who can't handle computers. Reality is for those who can't handle Star Trek. Reality is for those who lack imagination. Reality is just another illusion. Reality is just for those who can't handle DOOM. Reality is ok- just don't make a habit of it. Reality slap number 999999 coming up Reality-ometer: [\........] Hmmph! Thought so... REALITY.SYS corrupt: Reboot Universe (Y/N) REALITY.SYS corrupted, unable to recover universe REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q) Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream ! Really really really really really really really really l Really. And do these lions eat ants? Realms of Chaos Where anarchy rules!! Reason refutes Liberalism every time - Rush Limbaugh. Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning Rebel without a clue Recipe for Clinton Stew: A little weenie in hot water. Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt. Recovery not found: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mpeach Clinton! Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America. Recycle...It saves money and the world. Recyclers do it over and over! Red giant seeking white dwarf for binary relationship. Reduce taxes...run over a Democrat Redundancy is prohibitively disallowed again. Redundancy: An airbag in Hillary Clinton's car. Reform Congress-fire the liberal bastards Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)? Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man! Regards, Doug Registering D would be an easier & smarter idea!  Relax. It's only ones and zeroes. Relay THIS, fella! Religious right: liberal label for anyone with standards REMEMBER that the only proper way to exit a door is ALT-H Remember the puppet paradine - Tom Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard ?!!! Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act? Remember who has control of the DEL key! REMEMBER! Friends don't let Friends Vote for Democrats Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting. Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10. Remember, you read it here first. Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early. Remember: if at first you don't succeed, doom -nomonsters Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDCLEVem! Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDQD! Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDDT! Remember: if at first you don't succeed, IDKFA! Remember: if at first you don't succeed, [F10]Y! Remember: only _you_ can prevent liberalism. Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. Rene decided to go over to Mt. Pilot - Crow Rene now had 39.5 minutes to live - Crow Republican National Convention, Obtain an epic: "Clinton Republicans are a bunch of Nazis! - Hillary Clinton. Republicans should RENT A BACKBONE, Democrats should RENT Republicans: Can fix what only a liberal can screw up.. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you Reregistered Evaluation Fancy Tagline Rescue America; Impeach the clintons! Reseting my twit filter to *.* once again. Resist the devil and he will flee from you Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Reusable condoms: just shake the fuck out of them! Reward for a job well done: more work Rhode Island, the ocean state. Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA Richard Nixon, Richard III & Keith Richards! - Tom Rick for President! RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere Riped Tag: Devoid of trite aphorisms Rise of the Triad Apogee shooting gallery! Rise of the Triad Chest guts roasting as I open fire! Rise of the Triad Dig my grave. Now. Rise of the Triad I am a chew toy. Rise of the Triad I have pet names for my hand grenades Rise of the Triad I think I left the stove on. Rise of the Triad I'm a freight train o'death! Rise of the Triad I'm in my element: lead. Rise of the Triad If it feels good, shoot it! Rise of the Triad No one shall live. Rise of the Triad Null dead state called in Collision. Rise of the Triad null killerobj in Died Rise of the Triad The enemy will devour me. Rise of the Triad There's more to it than just walls. Rise of the Triad They call me "The Cleaner". Rise of the Triad This ain't no Brady Bunch Game! Rise of the Triad Two words - "Reaper Man". Rise of the Triad Weapons so powerful they blow you out Rise of the Triad Welcome to discorporate headquarters. Rise of the Triad Which part is the trigger? Rise of the Triad Will of iron: knees of Jell-O. Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry Road Sign: <--- Clinton - Prosperity ---> Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out! RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!! Robo is not a COP !! ROBOCOMM IT!!!! RoboMail -- The ultimate QWK compatible message manager ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. Rock stupid hillbilly boy - Tom Rocks: The original unfinished furniture! Rodeo is the opiate of the masses - Tom ROM wasn't built in a day! Romulan warbird decloaking sir... [ NO CARRIER Ron Freimuth Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents. Roosevelt = New Deal. Clinton = Raw Deal. Roosevelt gave us the New Deal; Clinton Rossanne Arnold's in Jail! Police found 30 lbs of Crack ROTT splatters the 3D standard with excessive gore! ROTT A Pushwall is attempting to escape off the side of ROTT Because we came to have \FUN ROTT Hey! If you want it easy, play DOOM. ROTT I'll plugem with my MP40 ROTT Outta my way, dipstick! ROTT Rise of the Triad ROTT Super save games designed to make Erik Harris nuts ROTT The Vomitorium So much fun it makes me sick! ROTT Thi Barrett says "Why doncha come up and eat lead ROTT Wonder what this thi-- woof! Woof woof woof! ROTT: The Pentium of 3-D multiplayer games... Round up the usual bongo players - Mike RTFM? As if I didn't have enough to do! RTFM? I'm too busy trying to make this thing work! Rubber hip boots come in handy around here! Ruins 3D Hey, aren't you from Boppin'?! Running Windows is better than washing them. Rural life is lived mostly in the country Rush Hour is an oxymoron! Rush hour on Spaghetti Junction - Crow on chase scene Rush Limbaugh can't attack Republicans, they'd cut his fu Rush Limbaugh must be OK, all those lemmings couldn't be Rush Limbaugh sure is popular with the Pro Wrestling fans Rush Limbaugh Cartographer for lemmings. Rush Limbaugh Its easier than thinking on your own! Rush Limbaugh Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling Rush Limbaugh The Eddie Haskel of radio! Rush Limbaugh The floating turd in the swimming pool of Rush Limbaugh The voice of married first-cousins.... Rush Limbaugh's only harmful if some sap believes him. Rush Limbaugh's whipping up his own little Krush Klinton Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress. RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys S'alright under the stairs - Crow as shrew lurks SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard! SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken Sacred cows make good hamburgers! Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out. SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS! Saddam wins the toss...and elects to receive Sado-masochism means having to say your sorry SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! Sally sells C Shells to the C sore. Sam "SLED" Wilmott is alive/living in Ottawa,Ont Sanity and insanity are only two letters apart. SANTA CLAUSE: Killed in Vietnam Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups Sarcasm is the sincerest form of insult!! Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Save a bird . . . help a dog. KICK a cat! Save a flag - Burn a protester. Save a Tree! Stop Reading DSZ Dox! Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Save California; when you leave take someone with you. Save changes before exit? (Y)es, (N)o, (W)hat changes?!? Save LD charges. Download it from SWC the first time. Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Save pennies>> Make your own bullets! Save the kids! Trade them for valuable prizes! Save the Trees! Stop Reading QModem Dox! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save this tagline. It may become valuable. Save trees - do everything online SAVE YOUR COUNTRY! Vote the tax and spend Democrats out o Say goodnight, Dick. Say! This is the most action I've got - Frank on leech Scenery is here... Wish you were nice. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schizophrenia means never having to go "stag." Schizophrenic Junkie Vampire Psychos it is, then. Science doesn't answer a question without raising ten mor Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scott me up Beamie! Scotty!, Hurry beam me u䝬 NO CARRIER Scratch and Sniff-> ############## Smells like glass, eh Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scuze'a Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 Secrecy and a free, democratic government don't mix. - Ha Secret Service protection for a 13 cat. Thanks Bill. Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Sects, sects... is that all you monks thing about? Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket. see here now ... See next tagline. See other side. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline See? I can be serious once in a great while!! Seeking to know is only too often learning to doubt. Seems pretty obvious once I know the answer! Seen on hacker's tombstone: CONNECT 1965, NO CARRIER 1994 SEEN-BY: 260/433 480 270/101 280/1 396/1 3615/50 51 Seinfeld of Borg: D'juh ever notice resistance is futile? Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Semper fidelis- always faithful. Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . Sensors identify the aliens as "scrubbing bubbles", Sir. Serficly pober occifer! I haven't thunk a dring. Serfs up - Spartacus. SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex is like an obscure joke, some get it, some don't. Sex is natural (unless you do it right...) Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved Sex like air is only a big deal if you can't get any. Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Sex, Drugs, Alcohol, Crime...Don't ya just love Congress SEX: ( )Male ( )Female () Yes Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing. Shadow Warrior More butt-kicking fun from Apogee! Shadow Warrior Watch out for that tornado! Shaft! Elevator Shaft! - Joel Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Shareable Software International, Shareware Publishers Shareware - it only works if you pay. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Shareware autor dies - .GIF at Eleven! Shareware: Try before you buy, not until you die. Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school. Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She cant stand the sight of pudding -Crow as girl screams She didn't know she was raped until the check bounced. She goes through men like Brooklyn goes through bullets. She had so many rolls that even flour didn't help. She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. She likes me! - Crow as girl winks She now had 38 minutes to live - Crow She now had somewhere between 35 & 37 mins. to live -Crow She offered her honor. He honored her offer! She really rocks me with those Penthouse Eyes She saw the phone bill & smashed my modem. UPGRADE TIME! She seems almost lifelike - Crow She sounds like Moms Mabely - Crow on Gypsy She used to kiss me on the lips, but now it's all over. She will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. She's got a big scab on her knee! - Crow on girl in film She's no fun, she fell right over... She's sneaking into her OWN lingerie drawer - Crow Sheeelaalah... @FN@'s liberal as she can be. Sheeelaalah... @TOFIRST@'s liberal as she can be. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Shell to DOS....Come in DOS....Do you copy? Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Do you copy? Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors! Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! shift key/ never heard of it1111 shin (n.) - device for finding furniture in the dark. Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shoot low, the liberals may be crawling! Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol. Short little kraut! - Tom on German Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should be read umop apisdn for best results Should I put the cow on the catapult now? Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court? Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Sigmund Freud slipped here. Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips. Sign here: X______________________________. Sign in rear window: "Horn busted! Watch for finger." Sign said "SLOW CHILDREN." How Sad for the neighborhood! Silence is evidence of superb language skills. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. Sin is a sickness of the heart. Since you put it that way... Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shi Singularity: Liberal's brain as well as beliefs Sit on the conveniently placed stone - Crow Sits on the customer's chest & dangles lugies - Dr. F Skydiving 100% pure adrenaline! (>--A12006--O]-< X Skydiving......Good to the last drop! (>---A12006--0]-< Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine. SLEEP.COM *** Process interrupted. Kill intruder? (Y/N) Sleeping at the wheel is a good way to keep from growing SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else! Small programs are for small minds. Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smart Reading for Smart Readers Smells like mummy meat in here! - Joel Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to. Smile! Say mummy meat! - Crow on photographer Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile. It's the 2nd best thing you can do with your lips. Smile. It's the second best thing done with YOUR lips. Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to. Smith & Wesson: The original point-and-click interface. Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance. Smoke me a Dopefish, I'll be back for breakfast. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast Smoking's a great way of asserting your independence-Crow Smurf Sex Screwing until you're blue in the face. Smurfs have sex 'til they're blue in the face. Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors. Snouts & Knuckles - Mike Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! So be it. So even when you're dead you can annoy people - Tom So far, so good, so what? So her brother says, "I heard you lost your Himem.sys"... So hot the brown cow gave hot chocolate. So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So many ancestors, so little time. So many conferences, so little time... So many messages, so little time So many pedestrians, so little time... So many programs....so little time.... So many readers.....so little time. So many taglines, so little time. So round. So firm. So fully packed - Mike as girl smokes So that's all there is! So what if I am a modem junky? SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY? So you stole my tagline, don't worry we'll make more! So, I hear you're into molinology... So, Mike. What size jumpsuit do you wear? So, where IS the key? So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So, you think you could out-clever us French folk... Sodom! For Gomorrah we die. Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Creations #1 BBS Two Years Running! Software Creations Dan Linton's virtual neighborhood. Software Creations Download all you want, we'll write m Software Creations Enjoy the finer things in life Software Creations Glenn & Dan & Joe, oh my! Software Creations Home BBS to the world! Software Creations If it's not here it's not worth havi Software Creations Land of the peaches! Software Creations Membership has it's privileges. Software Creations QWK packets they're not! Software Creations Recepticle for faxed Dopefish Software Creations: Home BBS to the WORLD!!! Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software is never having to say you're done Software is very hard HumanWare! Software unprotects, a hex change operation Sold by weight, not by volume. Solid, liquid and gas. The three states of a burrito. Solve the problems and save you worries! Some assembly required. Some day we may need these weapons. Some days my life is like a John Candy movie. Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Some folks call me apathetic, but hey, who cares? Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing. Some one of these days, you're gonna miss me Some people call me the Space Cowboy. Some people carve careers, others chisel them Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some persons will stop at nothing when it comes to giving Some strong coffee. I'm getting buzzed! - Tom Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Somebody's ultimate mail reader is coming soon! Someday your prints will come. --Kodak Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Something in the next shadow is waiting to eat your face. Somethingswrongwithmyspacebar Sometimes I wish Life had a RESET button. Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me... Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Sopranos do it con passione. Sopranos do it from above. Sopranos do it with vibrato. Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who cares! Sorry you have me mistaken for someone who gives a shit! Sorry, but I forgot all about the Amnesia Convention! Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you Sorry, i don't date outside my species. Sorry, I don't do Windows. Sorry, I lost my head! Marie Antoinette Sorry, my call waiting is activated and I'm waiting Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet. Sorry. All *.TAG files are currently being edited... Sound Advice,QModem,Deluxe,QEdit,& ME. Whata team Soybeans and dildos are meat substitutes. Space is limited! Time is short! - Tom Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Sparky never releases anything (it seems). - Joe Siegler Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here! Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Speed Kills! Switch to Windows......... Speed Limit on Highway 69: Lickety Split. SPEED READ does everything but think up new taglines! Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care. Spiritual Truth through Superior Mail Reading Split the messages, and they will disagree! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. Spock: Liberalism is not logical. Spoken like a true smartass. Square meals often make round people. Squeeze me gently. I'm under a LOT of pressure. Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure.... SSHHH!!! That was supposed to be a secret!!! St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With Stalagmites stalactites stalagmites -Tom on wave patterns Stalking's hard when you don't have a car - Mike Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets! Stand back!!! I've got a mouse and I know how to use it! Standards are wonderful. So many to choose from! STAR TREK IX: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK'S INTELLIGENCE - Crow Starfleet Academy, Class of 8573.12 Starfleet motto: "Don't attack; we're incredibly lucky!" StarGunner Just when you thought Raptor was the best! Stargunner Raptor's Older Brother Starring Joan Collins & Jackie Collins - Tom on shrews Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Stay alert! Trust no one! Keep your laser handy! Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Stay tuned as Beavis & Butt-head break things & blow stuf Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. Stealth Condoms - She'll never know you're coming Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming! Steers don't grow up to be cow boys. STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result .... Step on no pets! Step outside for a fresh of breath air - Tom Steve Lame-O - Joel on name in credits Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. STICK: A boomerang that doesn't work. Sticks/stones break bones, but whips/chains excite me. Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. Stop & smell the boilers - Crow on guy in boiler room Stop drive-by shootings. Ban cars! Stop Global Warming - Tape Rush Limbaugh's mouth shut! Stop picking your nose and goto the next message. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop while you're a Thread...... Stove Top? I'm stayin'! STP: Stop Those Pistons. Straw, Watson Straw! I Can't Make Bricks without Straw! Streakers, REPENT! Your end is in sight! STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes Stressed out? Take one RAPTOR, call me in the morning. Strike any user when ready... Strip mining prevents forest fires. Strip mining prevents forests. Stroking a furry pussy will get you scratched. Stupid is a boundless concept. Stupidity is NOT a handicap! PARK ELSEWHERE! Stupidity is NOT a handicap.... ask a LIBERAL! Stupidometer: (0%) SUBARU: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium Subtle as a flying mallet. Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not. Suck on THAT you darn son of a frumpa...- Crow Sucker! Uh, wait a minute, thats me! - Crow as leech Support Abortion! They'd just grow up to be Democrats an Support criminals. . .Vote Democrat! Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support Democracy - Shoot a LIBERAL Politician!! Support Mental Health Week or I'll kill you. Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices! Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Support your local police state - vote Democrat. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Suzy Creamcheese, what's got into you? - Tom Swallow pride; it's non-fattening. Swamp Blanket Bingo - Crow leers during love scene Swamp Thing vs. The Honey Mooners - Tom Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Swim, swim, hungry. Still going... Nothing outlasts.... Swimsuit edition of Leech Illustrated - Crow Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Synchronize drinking! - Tom Syntax? Why not, they tax everything else SYS9969: Unable to perform good legislation. Delete liber SysOp has requested chat! Alt-H to accept. Sysop! Your BBS gave me a "Printer out of paper" error! SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada s}{-ô][..._iSɻ () - SRո¿s... SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... Tact is for weenies. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! Tag. You're it! Tagcrafters -- Taglines in about an hour. Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagline access denied! Tagline blank due to threats from underworld kingpins. Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline Disabled Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 10 PM. Tagline explodes, destroys BBS. Film at 11! Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi Tagline Found. (N)ext (S)wipe (C)orrect grammar. Tagline in for repair! This one is a loaner. TAGLINE IS THEFTPROOF TO ANYONE SMARTER THAN ME. Tagline Lite -- A third less funny than a regular tagline Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop! Tagline sign is 15 seconds... TagLine Super Plus Pro Gold Expert II Version 1.00 Tagline theft is a compliment. Tagline Wrestling-"I stole it FIRST!" "No, it's MINE!!" Tagline writer: One who thinks in 57 characters or less. Tagline, You're it! Tagline? Is that a kid's game? Taglines are an important part of a healthy lifestyle. Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Taglines are like cats. You just think that they're your Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines mean nothing to me! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines wanted! Taglines were discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls! TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo! Taglines: Things that make you go "Hmmmmm" Taglines? I thought you invited me to see your tanlines! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Take a bite out of crime: Abolish the DEMOCRATIC PARTY. Take it home, Joel - Tom Take me to your reader. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Take my advice......I'm not using it anyway! Take my advice...I'm not using it Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take two taglines and call me in the morning. Take you to him I will, yes!-- Yoda Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer... Talk is cheap. Using a modem gets expensive. Talk to God; dial IME-LVIS TANSTAAFL Tap with hammer here for new monitor! TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. Taxidermy Cafe: Let us stuff you. Teacher said it was dain bramage... Teamwork is vital. It gives you someone to blame. Tech Support Help Is Just A Busy Signal Away. TECHNICALITY: A liberal's view of the 2nd Amendment.. TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. Ted Kennedy's Bumper Sticker: My other car is underwater. Teenagers are punishment for enjoying sex!! Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommunicators are special people. TELEMATE -> communication with your spouse. Tell it to the Judge Tell me where does all the magic go - Joel sings Tell the boss I am busy Multitasking! Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a c terra incognita. [Lat.] Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. test test test and retest Tested on small, cute, furry animals, with big, sad eyes Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Tetris tagline: Texans just do it. She it! Texas The Apogee State Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Thank you for not mooning your checkout girl. Thank you for reading this message! Thank you for shopping at Tag-Mart. Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thank you. Thanks for the tagline. :-) Thanks, Jim. You're a lifesaver! That film was flawed in certain ways - Crow That frozen concoction that helps me hang on That horse's got Air Jordans on! - Joel as horse jumps That ILink Net goes down more often than a $2 whore. That is why I am your King! That light at the end of the tunnel is a train. That was definitely the LAST bug! That would be telling. That's about the sum of it. THAT'S an odd taste - Dr. F after reviving Resusci Annie That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's my Jerry hair! - Crow as Mike takes his wig off That's no rumor - it's an unconfirmed fact! That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here... That's okay, my mother didn't want me either! That's the last file conversion.Now for a bac" That's what I get for writing this shit sober. That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. Thats when men were men - Mike The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The 1st ever Mystery Science Theater convention! - Tom The 2nd Amendment is a RIGHT, not a Clinton granted gift. The 2nd amendment is in case the gvrnmnt ignores the 1st The 4 Brensinger Food Groups: Peaches, Peaches, Peaches, The 4 food groups: Fast, frozen, instant and microwaved. The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The agony of delete... The airplane of Dr. Caligari - Crow The Anita Hill doll: Pull string; talks in ten years. The Answer is 42 The Apogee Beta Team Because the best is yet to come. The Apple Capital-Yakima Wa The base servers at SWC Command Central are Pentium 90's. The basis of a democratic state is liberty. Aristotle The BATF is Government sponsored gang activity. The beatings will continue until morale improves! The best armor is to keep out of range. The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning alarm. The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The bigger the theory, the better. The Bill Clinton Watch: Only $14.95 + Tax + Tax + Tax + T The binging continued - Crow on repetitious dinner scene The Borg: A liberal government in the 25th century. The boss is always right. The buck doesn't even slow down here! The buck never got here! -- Bill Clinton The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The Build Engine is in Ruins. - Ken, get your debugger! The Cave of Dr. Calimari - Crow The characters in this message are recyclable The Charly Callas defense! - Crow on goofy suspect The check is in the mail! The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The climactic library chase scene comes to a close -Tom The Clinton Administration--Taxation Without Hesitation. The Clinton Administration: Home of the Whopper! The Clinton Administration: Taxation Without Hesitation. The Clinton Administration: Tyranny in the shadows The Clinton cat habla espanol! S-O-C-K-S! The Clinton Comedy Hour starring the "Not Ready for Reali The Clinton Plan. What?-There is no plan. The Clinton Sex Scandal: Fornigate! The Clintons: America's first hermaphroditic president. The Clintons: We're inept, we're incompetent, and we're i The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The computer made me do it; HONEST! The cost of feathers has risen. Now even down is up. The cost of feathers has risen; DOWN is now UP. The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. The cow ate bluegrass and mooed indigo..... The crossbow seemed perfectly natural - Tom The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The days of the digital watch are numbered The dead have peace. We have Bill Clinton. The dead have risen and they're voting Republican! The decontamination unit called. Your socks are clean. The Democratic emblem is a jack*ss -- obviously a charact The Democratic Party: Their symbol tells it all. The Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs!" The Devil is my brother-in-law - Crow as goofy suspect The discontented man finds no easy chair. The Do-It-Yourself Borg Kit. Some assimilation required. The dog ate my .REP packet. The doors are never open to a child without a trace of si The early worm deserves the bird The early worm has a death wish. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier. The easy way is always the hardest way. The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The Few! The Proud! The Registered! The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The final DOS version of Borg ... ClintonBorg! The first movie filmed entirely with flashlights - Crow The First Myth of Management - It exists. The flogging will continue until morale improves... The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The flush toilet is the basis of western civilization. The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The future is much like the present, only longer! The future isn't what it used to be... The Gay Navy gives the rank "Rear Admiral" a new meaning! The gene pool has no lifeguard The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The golden years suck The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The GOP has a Contract With America. Clinton has one ON A The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The hard disk you save may be your own The haves and have-nots come from the dos and do-nots. The head nurse? Over there. The one with the dirty knees. The Head of The Church of Humor is the Puntiff. The Herrin Virus - Your hard drive is filled with REP's. The hidden flaw never remains hidden. The high cost of living beats the alternative. The hills were worn down by eroticism The hologram on this tagline ensures its authenticity. The Hooterville Seven - Crow on group of hicks The human race is still in beta test... The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The I, Robot Grooming/Bikini Waxing set - Dr. Forrester The information superhighway is DOOMed. The Internet is full, go away!!! The irony of life is that no one gets out alive. The Isaac Asimov Body Splash - Dr. Forrester The key to success: forgetting you screwed up before. The keyboard .... how quaint. The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave! The left lane is for passing, not picking your nose! The litmus test is unfair, It should be multiple choice. The longer the title, the less important the job. The Lord giveth and Clinton taketh away The love of a dog is a precious thing. The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into an XT. The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into an XT The magic of Windows: turns a 486/50 into a TRaSh-80. The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The martini faucet is in the back - Crow as drunk The Mary Jo Copechtne Memorial Bridge - Crow The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The Microsoft Network Can you hack it? The Microsoft Network Gates of bogosity. The Microsoft Network Not quite a Marvel. The Microsoft Network Vaporware online! The middle class has been taxed enough! APRIL FOOLS! -- B The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s The mind is what the brain does. The mind of a liberal politician is open at both ends. The mome rath isn't born that could outgrabe me. The moral minority is really the moral majority. The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more liberals I hear, the more conservative I get. The more liberals I meet...the more I like my dog. The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The most unnatural of the perversions is chastity. The most useless computer tasks are the most fun to do. The mother of all taglines. The mouse dreams dreams that would terrify the cat. The Mule conquered Both the First & Second Foundations si The mummy's a lame styrofoam headed alien! - Joel The music is kinda nice. Send my compliments to the clef. The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef The Mutual Funds don't like Clinton either. The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The New "Clinton" 1040-EZ Form: A)Bend Over B)Insert Here The new Clinton Watch: $5.95, plus $44.75 sales tax The new Clinton Watch? Only $5.95. $54.95 with tax. The New Deal FDR..The Raw Deal Bill Clinton. The New Deal: FDR - The RAW Deal: Clinton. The number one cause of problems is solutions The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! The older I get, the better I used to be. The one on the right must be Shinola, Clinton's on the "l The one who dies with the most taglines wins!!! The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The only change involved with Clinton is at McDonald's. The only GOOD Topic Cop is a DEAD one! The only minority I oppose is the one that elected Clinto The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The only thing I want stacked is my girlfriend! The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation. The only truly irreplaceable thing is time. The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The other end of the Galaxy? What could it mean? A circle The Packers make great helmets. Just ask Billy Blaze. The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The peace of wisdom is enteral thought. The penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers-in-law. The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The Pizza Dominatrix! - Tom on stern looking girl The police immediately STROLL to the scene - Tom The polls show 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree! The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The price of progress is complaints! The Problem with Bevis & Butthead is which one is clinton The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The proctologist called, and your head is ready. The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The real world is a special case. The reason the government thinks you're just a The results of your IQ test are back--they are negative. The right side of the wrong side of the tracks - Crow The road to Hell is paved with politicians. The road to success is always under construction THE ROBOT (Hurrrray!) VS THE AZTEC MUMMY (Boooooooo!) The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The sad thing about Clinton bashing is that it's all *tru The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The school team's cheerleader has atheletes fetus. The Second Foundationers are nothing but a bunch of Mind The Secrecy of my job prevents me from knowing what I do. The selling revolution will NOT be televised - Mike The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The shameful expulsion from the chess club - Dr. F The shoes got into the barn? - Crow as guy lisps 'shrews' The shortest distance between two puns: a straight line. The smell of men enjoying themselves - Tom on wrestlers The solution to a problem alters the problem. The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The subliminal message for today is. The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The teat of a cow is the beginning of wisdom. --Tao of Co The teeth are where the skull shows through. The telephone will ring while you're in the bathroom. The thrill of the chase is worth the pain. The thrill of victory, and the agony of delete. The tip-off was when Barney said, "De Plane, De Plane" The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The Trinity. Clinton, Gore, Tipper. The truth is one thing that nobody will believe. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin. The tuna tastes bland without the dolphin. The two great Dukes: Wayne & Nukem The tyrant is never safe from those whom he oppresses. The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The ultimate mail reader is coming soon! The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The undersea foot ball all-stars - Tom The Unfinished Tagl The universe is laughing behind your back The Unknown Soldier...better him than me...Bill Clinton The V-Shaped diamond encrusted mummy thing - Crow The way to a man's heart is with a broadsword. The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The weather is here, wish you were beautiful. The west wasn't won with a registered gun. The word of the day is 'legs'. Spread the word. The words we use can compound our problems. The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel. The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. The XDC Tagline Collection Compiled by Dan Cerman The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. Theft Their sex was so good, even the neighbors lit cigarettes. Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. Then again, I could be completely wrong... There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. There are no edges. Only the places where things meet. There are no skeptics in hell. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are sore losers, pretty women, and Idiot Liberals There are too many tight-ASCII characters in this echo There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are two solutions - hardware or software. There is a bologna in my carburetor. -The Pope to Clinton There is life after death.. You get laid in a coffin. There is life after DOS...and it isn't MS Windoze! There is much Obi-Wan did not tell you. There is no dark side of the moon, really. Matter of fact THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is no problem that cannot be solved by high explosi There is no such thing as gravity--the Earth sucks. There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is only one universal passion: fear. There really is no place to go - Crow during fire drill There was nothing in the docs about this! There's a seeker born every minute. There's always one more bug. There's an emergency going on. It's still going on. There's at least one fool in every married couple. There's more than one answer to these questions... There's no future in time travel. There's no government like no government! There's no intelligent life down here. There's not enough sax and violins on television. There's not much one can say in 40 chara There's nothing like exploring new horizons There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western there's somethin' strange in the neighborhood There's something SICK about this - Tom on wrestling hold There's somthing inside your head... There's such a fine line between clever and stupid. Theres a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0 Theres more than one way to skin a cat; get a sander. Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! They *blinded* me with Science! They all got wet when he smashed that thing. They all look the same at 2 A.M. They blew the Bronx away. . . They blew the budget on bongo players - Mike They can have my gun when they pry it from my dead hand. They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! They got seven toes on each foot - Joel on hicks They just don't make good cough syrup anymore They must have looked like...a roast chicken! They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time... They should realize b4 they criticize that God is the onl They took 'The Club' and left the Yugo. They're adding 2 new faces to Mt. Rushmore : Clinton. they're cousins, identical cousins... They're playing in chocolate. It's the Hershey Bowl - Tom They're putting 2 more faces on Mt. Rushmore - Clinton. Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard Thigh Master is now DIE Master! - Dr. Forrester Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Thin people are not really happy. Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse Think hard now... Which one is Shinola? Think honk if you're telepathic Think of it as evolution in action Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! Thinks 'Doing A Clinton' is a 20's dance This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This balance of power keeps ice cream in check - Mike This BBS has achieved Air superiority. This bowling ball is not human; it can't be reasoned with This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This came from a brain damaged offline reader This computer is taking over my life!!!! This does not exist. This door is Baroque, please call Bach later. This editorial does not necessarily reflect my opinion. This end down, not up, Stupid! This freezer RULES! - Mike This guy walks slower than Miss Jane Pittman - Crow This has been a paid commercial tagline. This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a copy of a completely original tagline . This is a fire drill! - Gypsy This is a job for the Riviera Kid! - Cat, Red Dwarf 6 This is a Moving Message. This is a self-referential tagline. This is a stolen tagline This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. This is a test. Please do not adjust your modem. This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. This is an almost new, witty, oft stolen tagline... This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions? This is an ex-parrot! This is an SOS Call from the mining ship Red Dwarf This is frozen cotton? - Mike on ice cream This is Harry Connick SENIOR's girlfriend - Mike This is heavy stuff for a Sunday! This is information! For advice, ask Abby! This is Laura, my secretary - Tom on corpse This is my only tagline.Please don't take it. This is my tagline and you can't have it. This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is not what you think. This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering. This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!! This is the first time this ever happened again! This is the official Bobbitt tagli This is the tagline to end all taglines. This is where Aldo Farnese got his start - Tom on credits This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. This is your modem on drugs! This is your pizza. Ƹ$  !zz ً޻ $ This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This just in: UFO steals Bill Clinton! More after the g This LAN is my LAN, This LAN is your LAN... This line intentionally left blank. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message entered on 12-08-91 at 7:48am This message fulfills 100% of the U.S. R.D.A. for complet This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message is from a real cunning linguist!!! This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This movie is a honk-shoo - Tom This movie looks like a dramatization of a movie - Crow This movie SUCKS! - Tom This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This one has spiwit. Spiwit? Dewwing-do. Bwavado. This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This plan...will require no new taxes" - Bill Clinton 8-9 This scene isn't panning out like I'd hoped - Crow This space available for advertizing. this space for rent This Space Intentionally Blank This tag brought to you by...they keep going and This tag has been stolen 3 time(s). This tag is new, witty and stolen <6> times. This tag line intentionally left blank. This Tag line is HOT! This Tag line is self referencing! This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC. This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest This tagline cannot be sold in this conference. This tagline closed for remodeling. Reopening soon. This tagline contains 100% nnw bs. This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-) This tagline copyrighted..U O ME $5 for reading it This Tagline for Sale This tagline has been taxed by a liberal Democrat. 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This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way. This tagline protected by an attack cat. Gggrrrrr! This tagline protected by Smith and Wesson Security, This tagline self-destructs when U This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader This tagline stolen by TLX! This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency ! This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute This tagline was missing, so I filled something in... This tagline was never here. This tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds, 9, This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486 This world is suffering from a catastrophic emoticon shor This year's Middle Class Twit of the Year is... Thorazine.com missing. Operator arrested. Those guys are agressively incompetent - Tom Those who are prospering do not argue about taxes. Those who can do; Those who can't join the Democratic Par Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom! Those who know me, despise me. Thou shalt not post messages while drunk. Thou shalt not steal. That's what we elected Clinton for. Three can keep a secret, if two are dead... Thrift is a wonderful virtue - in an ancestor. Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned. THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR Thunder? I don't hear any thu^%@#* NO CARRIER Thus Spake Confusion Tic Tac Toe and way to go Tid-Bits: what you get when you blow up a Tid. Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so. Time is an illusion. Vacation, doubly so. Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! Time stands still when you play Wacky Wheels Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday To a cat, "NO!" means "Not while I'm looking". To a liberal, only liberals have a right to free speech. To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. To BBS, or not to BBS? To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To Clinton an enemy is anyone who tells the truth. To Clinton,freedom is "the freedom to pace in one's cage" To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got To cure insomnia, get lots of sleep. To do two things at once is to do neither. To err is human . . . To F.U.B.A.R. is computer To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, to *REALLY* screw it up get a computer To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human. To blame someone else is liberalism. To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is human... Use Windows to really screw things up. To err is human; to moo, bovine. To err is to screw up.... To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To hell with playing it safe. I'm beta testing! To impeach, type: DEL CLINTON.* DEL RODHAM.* To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow. To know is not to say. To say is not to know. Ya know? To learn more about paranoids, follow them around! To live-is to risk dying. To love her was a liberal education. Steele To love is to die. To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady! To process or not to process that is the question! To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. To sleep, perchance to Dream To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. Today is the first day of the mess of your life. Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday!! Today Mickey Mouse denied he wears a Bill Clinton watch. Today's subliminal message is . Tom Servo, oh my God! Tom Servo is dead! - Joel Tom T. Hall, add Roy Clark & a little Donna Fargo - Crow Tom, you get the flashlight - Gypsy during fire drill Tom: May I just remind you to BITE ME?! Tom: Calgon, take me away! * Crow: Looks like it did Tom: Funny cars! * Mike: Well... * Crow: Nude bots! Tom:Thats beautiful Crow. Shakespeare? * Crow:Burma Shave Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow... Tomorrow we start dieting! Tongue tied & twisted, just an earthbound misfit I. Tonight on Letterman: Stupid Dopefish Tricks. Tonight's episode: The Dead Go Fishing - Crow Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some? Too many boards, not enough phone lines. Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$. Took an hour to bury the cat. It wouldn't stop moving! Took an hour to bury the cat. Silly thing kept moving... Took an hour to bury the cat. Wouldn't stop moving! Tool is "deep and rich like silt on a river bed." Toot. Tee. Toot. Toot. - Mike hums to lame jazz music Topo Gigot was an Italian black art rod puppet - Tom TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,???? Tourist Season! Does that mean we can shoot them? TOYOTA: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All TR had a Bully Pulpit; FDR had a fireside; Bill Clinton h Travel to Nam? That's not how Clinton felt 25 years ago. Trekkies of the world, get a life. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes! Triple herman! - Tom on wrestling hold Trombone players have bigger...instruments. TRS-80 * The Best 8-bit Computer Ever Built! Truck pulls: For people who can't understand the WWF Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF. True gentleman: Owns an accordion, but doesn't play it. Truman: "The buck stops here!" Clinton: "The buck? It nev Truman: The buck stops here. Clinton: The buck never got Trust - Two cannibals having oral sex. Trust in Alla. But tie your camel. Trust in Allah, but tie up your Camel. Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight Trust me. Would I lie to you..... TWICE? TRUTH.VER cross-linked w/CLINTON.LIE: LIMBAUGH.EXE to fix Truth: A lie told very convincingly by Bill Clinton. Try and present a modicum of civilty... Try genealogy. You can't get fired, and you can't quit. Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives Try PCBoard 15.2 - Wildcat 4.0 Killer !!! Try to get our brother Tommy out of the Badlands - Joel Trying to teach a pig to sing wastes your time and annoys TSR = (T)rashes (S)ystem (R)andomly TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! TTMFITT method: (T)hrow (T)he (M)(F) (I)n (T)he (T)rash Tuba or not tuba? Tue Dec 10 20:25:39 EST 1991 Turn on your flood lights - Crow sings on lighted freezer Turn over and read directions Turn your 486 into an XT - just add Windows! TURTLE LIPS: Not just for breakfast anymore. TV Guide : the liberal's definition of serious reading. TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stup Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Two new faces to be placed on Rushmore: Bill Clintons Two scoops of raisins, my ASS! - Joel Two steps back - spin - one steps forward - grin - Do the Two things I hate: People that can't count. Two types of people: Those who finish what they start and Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Do TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357... Tyrannosaurus Sex!: Ted Kennedy in a purple Barney suit. U.S. SUPREME COURT  Uh oh...I smell a song... - Crow Uh, bristle, I guess - Tom, dressed as a cactus Uh, oh, Looks like time to upgrade already... Uhh...we're, like, closed or something. Go away. UL.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Umm. Fresh tracks & one of them is limping - Crow Unable To Locate Coffee -- Operator Halted Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to open LEVI.ZIP. Continue job? Y/N Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Uncle Sam needs your money - Clinton already SPENT it! Under construction! It's getting eta, eta and eta. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unemployment-6% Clinton-42% -See any connection? Unexpected laughter? Check your fly. Unicorns aren't myth, virgins are! UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life. Unless you can see black then white has no meaning UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY Unregistered taglines subject to confiscation! Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Up against the wall! Spread 'em - Crow Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! URA Redneck if you think cow tipping should be an Olympic Use Alt-H if you need an additional 15 minutes. Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use soft words and hard arguments. Use Windex On Your Windows Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... User error: Replace user and hit any key to continue. User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Using both copies of Using Canada's best: Telix, SLMR, & Crown Royal Vaporware 2.0:The next best thing to the real faux reader Variables won't; Constants aren't. VD is nothing to clap about! Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians Vegeterians don't eat food. They eat what food eats. Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!! Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Vidi, Vici, Vini; I saw, I conquered, I came. Vini, Vidi, VCR--I came, I saw, I taped! Violence is the Last Refuge of the Incompetent! -- Salvor Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Vios con dios! Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virginity like balloon, one prick, all gone. (Confucius) Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Virus scanner: "Windows" found. Remove? (Y) ViruScan Warning: CLINTON.COM fails integrity check. Viruscan: CLINTON.EXE found. Remove? (Y,N) ViruScan: Liberal Message found. Remove it? (Y/y) Visit Terra. Last chance before World War III! Visualize world pizza. VMS is a text adventure. If you win you get to use UNIX. Vodka and Orange Juice: Breakfast of Champions! Vomiting Unplanned examination of recent food choices. Vote ABC in '96 (Anybody But Clinton) Vote Clinton in 1996: Let the world know Americans are st Vote Democrat - it's easier than getting a job! Vote Democrat ---- It's easier than finding a job Vote Democrat ---- The country isn't screwed up enough ye Vote Democrat--Washington needs more sex and Gore. Vote for a Good Clinton - Vote for Socks in '94. Vote for Clinton. We have enough jobs, not enough taxes VOTE THE DEMOCRATS OUT NOW!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!! Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vultures only fly with carrion luggage Vulva - a boxy, Swedish automobile. VW: Very Worthless V_o^o_V Cursors! Foiled Again! V_o^o_V Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline. V_o^o_V Imagery is All In The Mind. V! W d't gt tkg v!!! W is for the many ways that you're served! - Joel sings W/34 cylinders the cars of yesteryear never flooded -Crow Waaaaaffffles weeee loooove yoooouuuu! - Joel/Bots sing Wacky Wheels runs over the competition! Wacky Wheels Eat hog, Peanut Breath! Wacky Wheels Floor it! 'Cause there's no speed limit! Wacky Wheels Hey, you can't win! My hedgehog was jamme Wacky Wheels Hit me with your best hog! Wacky Wheels Hog crossing. Alternative route underwater Wacky Wheels Keep driving Tigi, there's no stopping now Wacky Wheels Put it in reverse and run over Mario Kart! Wacky Wheels Put it in reverse and run over Skunny Kart Wacky Wheels Underwater driving possible by air pumps. Wacky Wheels Watch for the ice on the road! Wacky Wheels You can't throw hogs at real life drivers! WACO: Washington Approved Cook Out Waffle softly and talk a bit slick--W.J. Clinton Wait .... I'm thinking .... Wait! Clinton's How to Serve Taxpayers -- it's a...COOKB Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Walk softly and carry a Nerf bat! Want A Free Lunch, Get Elected to the US Congress. Want a good deal on a used car? See Willie Clinton Want to invest in an uranium mine? See Willie Clinton WANTED: Tickets to watch Hec thrash MSI over "Xpress"! Wanted: Good taglines to steal... Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or dr War is good business - invest your sons. Ward... you were a little hard on the Beaver last night. Warning! COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. WARNING! Do not remove under penalty of law. WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan Warning: CLINTON.COM contains the STONED virus! Warning: Earth 98% full, delete anyone you can ! Warning: I don't brake for Liberals! Warning: Programmer at play WARNING: Programmer X-ing Warning: this computer makes hexist remarks! Warnings.. I don't need no stinking warnings... Was it good for you, too? Was it you who twitted the moderator? Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes? Was that your GirlFriend I saw in the GIF? Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Wash me down with Aunt Jemima! - Joel sings about waffles Wash your face in the morning, neck at night. Washington DC: America's work-free drugplace. Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch it - You're trying my infinite patience Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch out! eta tester at work... Watch this guy! Keep watching this guy! Watch where you go...remember where you've been... Watch your back - hot files coming through! Watching Rush excite liberals is the best thing since cat Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Watergate '74, Whitewatergate '94. Clinton & Nixon: perfe Watson, the game's afoot! Way back to the early days of...STUFF - Crow as narrator We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We are all related... relatively speaking. We are ships that pass in the night. We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We are the stuff dreams are made of - Crow We aren't beaten when we lose; we're beaten when we quit. We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We came, we saw, we BBSed. We demand peaceful relations or we'll blow up your planet We did it OUR way - Dr. Forrester We do precision guesswork We DON'T care. We don't HAVE to. We're the phone company. We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't need no stinkin' patches! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We gotta meet code - Mike on fire drill We have enough scientists; we need more hunchbacks, Igor. We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. We just screwed all of these people == Hillary Clinton We just screwed all these people. -- Hillary Clinton We know we're in trouble when the most honest Clinton is We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We must have the courage to quit!" -- Bill Clinton We need change: Lenin 1917, Hitler 1936, Clinton 1992 We need Clinton's health plan in Rwanda We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We now return to "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" - Tom We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. We really don't care HOW you did it in California. We secretly replaced the dilithium with Folgers crystals. We shall cleave into, this puny planet! - Dr. Forrester We should have subtitles for this - Tom on scene w/hicks We should've let you die! - Crow to Tom We take drugs very seriously at my house... We tortured the data until it confessed. We used to be Schizophrenic. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year. We'll just see how Clinton does in a war situation! We'll know Clinton's hi-tech when he starts speaking in t We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram We'll see YOU in September!!! - Tom We'll take the stairs. We're from Liars Anonymous. No we're not! We're from the government and we're here to help you. We're having an adventure, just like the Goonies!!! We're off to see Bill Clinton,the wonderful Wizard of Lie We're on a collision course with wackiness! We're overstocked! All taglines 1/2 price! (limit 10 pe We're the Clintons from Arkansas: Hill & Billy. We're walking really, really fast! - Joel & Bots sing We've elected Bill Clinton and Howdy Doody... wonderful. Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Weather's here; wish you were beautiful. Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive. Wednesday's worse, Thursday's all so sad...... Welcome to Florida. Now leave. Welcome to hell -- here's your copy of Windows Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club Welcome to McClinton's: Millions Now Screwed. Welcome to Texas...now GIT! Welcome to the Annunciation Seminar - Crow on odd speech Welcome to the Democratic Party, here's your blindfold. Welcome to the only nice motel in town. Welcome, my son...welcome to the machine... Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses. Well I did make another mistake in 1967. Well, don't look at ME. Ask the troll. Well, your raster disolved your bitmap..... Well. Fun is where you find it, Brian - Dr. F to Mike Well. Gotta go get killed. I'm late - Mike as girl Wesley Eugene Roddenberry, Sr. 8/19/21 - 10/24/91 Whaddya want, a 1-party system? What a long strange trip it's been... What a lovely world it is that has women in it! What a royally lame crummy mummy! - Crow What about it?! Puppet or costume, Tom!? - Crow on Yoda What about Yoda? - Crow What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What are you gonna do about it? What are you looking at?!? - Holo Clown to Joel/Bots What Are You Looking For? Nothing's Here! What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What color does a choking smurf turn? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What did Clinton do in Moscow? He studied Economics. What do you call a well-hung bear? Genital Ben. What do you call useless flesh around a pussy? Woman What do you expect? This is California! What do you mean "I'm fired," I thought slaves were sold. What do you mean you formatted the cat? What do you mean, my new command is a garbage scow?? Ri What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!? What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?? What does Anita Hill really want? A hung jury What does this button do?... What does mean? I'm sorry, thats private. What evil lurks in the heart of men? -Mike as stalker What fools these morals be! What goes around - comes around. What good grammar you got. What school you went? What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What GUI? I don't see anyone! What happened to my CUBBIES? What happened to Qmodem? ....Trampled by Mustangs! What happens when fish trip? What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull. What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What if all this were real? What if Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What if there were no hypothetical situations What is meant to be will always find a way. What is supposed to go here? What is the CLINTON body count this week? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What is the true meaning of DOS? What is truth?" asked the doubting Clinton. What it is, is what it is WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I CAN'T TAKE CRITICISM??????? What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What part of "ten-line limit" don't you understand? What part of the word NO do you not understand? What problem are we trying to solve here? What shall we do now? What tax form does Clinton file? 1040-BS What the big print giveth, the small print taketh away. What the gods get away with, the cows don't. What the heck happened here??!! What the HECK is he talking about? - Crow as guy rambles What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. What this world needs is more Commander Keen! What was Clinton doing in Moscow? Studying economics? What we don't need is more Democrats in Congress. - Berry What we DON'T need is more laws! What we have here is a failure to communicate What we have here is a lack of adult leadership... What we need are Scratch N Sniff taglines! What would McGyver do now? What would you call H. R. Puffenstuff? - Crow to Tom What you lack in good looks, you make up for in stupidity What you see depends on where you look. What you thought you saw, you didn't get. What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's all this fuss about endangered feces? What's another word for Thesaurus? What's in a Name? What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What's the matter? Clinton repealing Reagan's tax cuts? What's the point-spread on World War III? - Clinton What's your name again? WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V What? Fart & get some sleep?!? - Tom as guy lisps What? Me Worry? WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx Whats the difference between oooh and ahhh? Three inches Whats the world coming to? A dead end... When 911 won't work, .357 will! When aiming for perfection, you'll find it's a moving tar When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When all else fails, try reading the screen. When all else fails, use the defaults! When Clinton looks at Hillary, he dreams of Flowers. When cows laugh, does milk come out their nose? When dating a homeless girl you can drop her off anywhere When I point a finger at someone, I have 3 pointing at me When I want your opinion I'll give it to you! When I want your opinion I'll tell it to you. When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in doubt fire photons! When in doubt who will win, be neutral When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, just ask me. When in doubt, leave an error message. When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, throw it out. When in doubt, use a bigger hammer. When in doubt, worry. When in doubt...RTFM! When in Rome . . . romance! When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing. When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the.... When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When speed counts, count on the SpeedModem! When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the harlequin is on the bed - Tom sings When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When there's a will, I want to be in it. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When vultures fly, they're allowed carrion luggage! When you come to a fork in the road, take it! When you get near a sentence, let us know - Tom When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! When you're over the hill, you pick up speed. Whenever they put on the straight jacket, my nose itches. Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And, let me out of this handbasket! Where can I find a spell chequer for taglines? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where did all those Clinton/Gore bumper stickers go? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever you go, there you are. Where ever Yugo, I go. Where is Dirty Harry when you really need him? WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? Where is virgin wool from? The fastest sheeps. Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where quality is just a word we like to use. Where The Heck is The "Any" Key? Where was Limbaugh during Irangate? Contragate? S&L sca Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality Where _does_ he get those marvelous taglines? - The Joker Where's kitty? I wanna see if this really works.... Where's the "ANY KEY"? Where's the beef? Where, Oh where has my high memory gone?? Wheres my little puppy? My little puppy. Cinnamon? -Frank Wherever you go - there you are. Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... While hermits have no pier pressure; Trolls do! while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); Whip me, beat me, make me use an offline storage reader. Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Whips & chains? Sorry, thats a hardware problem. WHITE BEER: A Trailer Park of Flavor in Every Bottle Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who gave Johnny Cash? Or Eddie Money? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who invented SHORT people? Who invited all these tacky people? Who is General Failure? And why is he reading my disks? Who is this John Hancock guy, and why would I want to exe Who knows? Maybe it's that Liberal Truth Allergy? Who likes Dopefish? I do! I do! Who needs drugs? I go broke buying Science Fiction! Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who said Clinton isn't good for the economy? K-Y jelly sa Who says 1200 baud is slow??? Who wants the gold? It's the rainbow I'm after! Who eta tested Preparations A through G, and why? Who's picture is on the $3 dollar bill? Clinton, of cour Who's scruffy looking? Who's the scumbag who siphoned the blood out of my cat? Who, what, when and with who? Whoa! I think I just innoculated! Huh-huh, huh-huh! Whoever dies with the most toys... is still dead! Whoever has the gold makes the rules. Whoever said "talk is cheap" never paid Ma Bell. Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Whoo! Light a match!! - Crow on mummy's smell Whores solicit. Solicitors ...? Agents get a percentage! Whose picture is on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course! Whose picture's on the $3 bill? Clinton, of course! Why *did* I agree to be a tester.. Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why are women so stupid? No penis to think with. Why be politically correct when you can be RIGHT! Why Bother With Taglines? Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why C++ and not ++C? Why Can't Johnny Ride? - Crow on rodeo kid Why can't women put the toilet seat back up!? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why can't you be a non-conformist like everyone else? Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why did the Mississippi flood? Clinton took the dykes to Why do floorboards creak only after midnight? Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!? Why do pensioners have to eat catfood? Why do they put Braille dots on the drive-up ATM? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway? Why do you read taglines? Why does Clinton want to send 10,000 Americans to Bosnia? Why does monosyllabic have five syllables? Why does the AT&T logo look like the Death Star? Why doesn't high impact plastic survive high impacts? Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't we just call it a draw, Robinson? - Dr. F Why don't you cover those things? - Tom on girls boobs Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why don't you tell that to Pres. Clinton. Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly? Why experiment on animals with so many Democrats around? Why for ARJ thou still using ancient Programs???? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why go second class when 1st class is only $25? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is "easy listening" so hard to listen to? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is that light %^&&& Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why ME? Why not invite her over for a Scotch and sofa? Why not YOU? Why play DOOM... iD rather be ROTTen Why read it when you can print it? Why should I diet when the whole universe is expanding? Why sleep when you can DOOM!!!! Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why we need liberals: Why yes, I _do_ know everything ! Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue? Why's Clinton hiding under the table? We're serving draft Why, no, everything is perfectly m! Wilimanakabeetsai! Will I *EVER* get this thing to work? Will Rogers never met Bill Clinton OR Al Gore. Will Rogers never met Rush Limbaugh. Will there still be a clown in the sky for me?-Joel sings Will Windows 3.1 be any good? Will work for sex. William Hartnell: 1907-1975-- Shaka, when the walls fell. William Holden coming over - Tom sings William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer Win95 Chicago went that a-way. Win95 Experience what OS/2 had years ago! Win95 Incorporating OS/2's old features! Win95 Remember when they were pushing NT? WINDOWS - From the same folks who brought you EDLIN! Windows - the 8MB Solitaire game! Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0 Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong. Windows is a kolossal kludge. Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done. Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. Windows isn't a virus: a virus does something. WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) Windows NT--No Thanks! WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! Windows open and let the bugs in. WINDOWS SUCKS!! Windows Just another pane in the glass. Windows' success -- next week on Unsolved Mysteries. WINDOWS, Just say NO!!! Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! Windows, the world's first commercially succesful VIRUS!! Windows--Revenge of the Nerds, Part 3.1 Windows: A 80486 to 80286 conversion kit. WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space Windows: from the makers of the 640k barrier. Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better Wink. I'll do the rest WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!" Wish I had a lower IQ, so I could enjoy your msg. Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-! Wishing for a disaster? Vote Democrat! With a calendar your days are numbered! With Clinton and $0.85 you can get a cup of coffee With free advice, you get what you paid for With friends like this, who needs enemas? With fronds like you, who needs anemones? With MY luck, my family tree has root-rot! With this new gas tax, I'll have to stop eating tacos. Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! Without waves there would be no change Wm.Clinton: The bastard son of Robin Hood and Pollyanna! Wolfenstein 3D The best game ever made! Woman who douches with vinegar have sour puss. (Confucius Woman who flys upside down always has crack up.(Confucius Woman who shaves legs have no hair, by cracky. (Confucius Woman who stays long on bedspring may get offspring. Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows. WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation WOMAN.ZIP: Great program. No docs, but fun to unZIP. Woman? Equality? Good, I hate holding doors! Women are great! Every man should own one. Women are like programs. A smart man keeps backups! Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. Women are the Devil's agents. - Russian Proverb Women DO come with instructions. Just ask them! Women do come with instructions; ask them. Women....can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. Work fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!! Work it Frank! Sizzle it! - Dr. Forrester Workshops are the bane of civilization. World's greatest Gif collector. World's thinnest book. Clinton's kept promises. Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Would a Bubba ever LIE to you?" -- Bill Clinton Would a waffle iron give me smooth waffles? Would George be president if his name was Harry? Would I ask you a rhetorical question? Would you buy a used car from Clinton? Would you like Jury Duty at Clinton's trial? Would you like some cheese with that whine? Wouldn't you just love to steal this tagline? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! Wow! This program has a lot of "undocumented features"! Wow...short runway... but just look how WIDE it is!!! WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! Wreck the malls with cows on Harleys... Write all complaints legibly -> [] Written by Jason Hills on Dec 8, 1991 at 4:08 pm Written using Turbo Edlin ver 9.3 for Windows WRONGtry again<- Scratch here to reveal prize.... WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. XEROX never comes up with something original Xerox never Xerox, liberals stopped using ditto's years a XT for sale: see Marine Supplies Conference Ya got another objection? Hmmm? Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of Clintons.. I'll fea Yea, Though I walk thru the valley of TAX & SPEND, I'll f Yeah, and just call me Mr. Prozac! Yeltsin is Clinton's OTHER brother Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yep. She wants me, pretty much - Mike as geeky scientist Yes my son, long ago mail was read 1 packet at a time. Yes, but are you SURE? Yes, I know I'm off topic. Thank you for your concern. Yes, I'll have a waitress to go, with nothing on her. Yes, I'm Still Using WordStar -- By Choice! Yes, It's sexist male fantasies on ice! Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! BANG! NO TERRIER You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You appeal to a small group of confused persons. You are aging when all your black book names end in M.D. You are entitled to your opinion... no matter how wrong y You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are in a dark place. You are likely to be eaten by a You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike. You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike. You are making progress if each mistake is a new one. You can always tell a liberal but not much. You can always tell when a democrat lies... his lips move You can observe a lot just by watching. You can tell when Clinton lies.. His lips move.. You can't believe everything your hear. You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading! you can't get there from here... You can't hug a child with Nuclear Arms. You can't lobotomize a liberal. There's NOTHING to cut! You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't steal this tagline. I give it to you. You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies. You could A)rchive the message and LIST it. You could never be a truly world class dancer-Tom to Mike You definately have an attitude...now gain some altitude You dial 911 while drinking water - Dr. F to TV's Frank You disgust me - Dr. Forrester to Mike You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't have to marry a lawyer to get screwed by one. You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You don't need to be a cannibal to be fed up with Bill Cl You dont really need your paycheck, do you? Vote Clinton! You got 10 lb. balls? - Tom on pawn shop owner You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem... You guys look ridiculous - Mike to Bots with fire helmets You have taken yourself too seriously. You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh) You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You know you're there when they steal your taglines You light off a roman candle in the rumpus room - Dr. F You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You might as well - I stole yours. You must know I missed you. I'll shoot again. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You obviously have me confused with someone who cares. You put the "stoop" in stoopid. You really think so, mister...? - Tom sobs You said a mouseful! You see, the body sees a hernia as a series of 1s and 0s You tell 'em cat, thats what your fur. You threw out my WHAT? You tried the rest, and bought WHAT..??!? You used to be faster than a toilet stop in rattlesnake c You want it when?? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You want to smell my WHAT? You will be told about it tomorrow. You will bow down before me - Dr. Forrester to Frank You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You'd like me to THINK that, wouldn't you You're a few etas short of a full release! You're a little piece of flab - Joel to girl You're a queer duck - Joel to geeky movie character You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag You're an INFORMANT? Nice try, but this is DOOM! You're evidence that the gene pool needs a little more ch You're hat's very creative today, Kyle - Joel You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia. You're never too old to learn something stupid. You're not from Earth, are you? You're not man enough to smoke Nelson, Nelson - Crow You're Not My Real Father! You're not the boss of me! - Tom as teen You're old enough to know better than that. You're only a loser when your dog gets a new best friend. You're standing where I want to pee. You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?! You're trying to pull a Clinton, aren't you? You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor You've become a member of the Clinton House Tax of the Mo You've got your mouth in my tongue - Crow on lovers You've read the thread, now view the GIF. You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Your .ZIP file is open! Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat is wonderful! Please pass the salt. Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage Your foot. Your mouth. Go arrange a meeting! Your infotainment specialist. Your insult has less bite than a toothless baby. Your mother looks like Yoda. Your mother poses for the Far Side! Your movie this week is a little butt of a film - Dr. F Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your new credit limit is $1. Have a nice day. Your proctologist called and your head is ready. Your shoe is ringing. Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission? Your so vain, you probably thought this tag is about you. Your spelling checker, dont write Nome without it. Your time is about to logoff. Please expire. Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit Yum! Breakfast beans! - Crow as hick Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation. Zero to sixty in about an hour - Tom on VW bug ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII [] <--- This box opens into another universe... \/\/Ƶ iɻ ɻiS??? ] DESQview: No hourglass needed! ] while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); ] Doctors Bury Their Mistakes _ ' m s t _ p _ d Can I buy an "O", Pat? l r h s t s l t s d's Dd, bt lqr's qkr.. MK$ ׊ WD G 闥D **B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! 'm t ld 'm hrlgll hllgd. m rs, bt I rs t sh..... 'm dgrs wh kw wht 'm dg. mpd, pd, Dwd, xpd e!s re ig m r -- Ռm at eve. lttl grd gt lts st wk s wht thrw t wbbt. bsrv lt b jst wthg. 't ll ws kw v r ms -- t mks thm s dmd md. ո\/ irs..../\s< Qȼs߭oɻS _ոr... 'm wrd, bt rd hr ts brl tbl. uoIe/\ONI ^n sn n ,uop Qu? yas eh d'tahW. mih raeh uoy diD Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It Everything is just chemistry! jYm,s k0rAsp0ndAncE sk0l 0f edUmAkAtI0n IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ۲ IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ This is no test - repeat, this is no test This tag walled in for protection. ۲ Unregistered Evaluation Copy CLEARED This tagline approved by U.S. Customs CLEARED ....sgninraW 13 ,srorrE 71 "!dlroW olleH" !ym ho ,srood 'n' sredaer 'n' stekcaP LOOKOUTDAMMIT..!!! I'm eta Testing!! This tagline in jail, Do not steal. ޺۳ݳݳ <- Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this? BANɻILLEGIBLEɻTAGLINES CrazierthanabagofhammersĿ ſ The Devil made me do it. ſſ This tag line is nailed down to prevent theft Ƹ$ $ ¿ d dg$. Any questions? ̹ xuŒr ׭ m$$g m M 100% ڐ 䳉  Won't you pour me a Cuban breeze, Gretchen?  ôy! Ƶr's ո pbC ̹ոr \ \/y CoThis space intentionally left blank< ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Christmas ͵ Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! ʼ Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a tagline outta my ass!! ə What the Hell does arachniphobia mean? ə ػؼTAGLINEؼFROMػHELLؼػؼ RHTB HW vs b t' Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td! Heim von dem verdamet Bytebrothers Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons <- Zip up your tagfile. TLX - Th ltmt Tgl Mgr hs al h$ r$ n t - dnt $tl !!!! LOOKOUTGODDAMMIT..!!! I'm Beta Testing!!͸ o--Theft Proof Tagline o--Theft resis- THEFTRESISTANTTAGLINE! ۰۰۰۰ Jail for Tagline Thieves I am on the leeding edge of eta testing! Xmas present? Meg Ryan would do nicely... THEFTRESISTANTTAGLINE Don't panic.. it's only a virus lpha testers do it first, eta testers do it last! lpha eta when QUAKE is out! ETA Busters - On The Bleeding Edge of Technology! h  mM gs h  mM g h$ s G g. h$ s G ❞ 癙 ¿ÿ $x $ r $gÿ.... א sw , א 業vs, d v׭g $ 42 ...x}|} $ "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the br "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarde "Wanna byte my bit?" "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon "We're Going North Like Hell" "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" "Who is #1?" "You are, #6." "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?" "With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike." "Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac "Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C." "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax." "You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt." "You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you th "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $1000 reward for finding this man: & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand 'C' What? 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... ((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) ((wrong && wrong) != right) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (char *)lie = "brown"; (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() (U) What are you lookin' at?? * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER....AND LEAVE'M! *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ ***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>*********** **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Who WAS that masked mailer?* - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in - This space for Rent - - Thou shall not kill, unless it's for dinner! - this space intentionally left blank - - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! -- --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ------------ Out of Order ------------- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. ... Ensign, Engage! ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ......<-Stealth Tagline ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...and all the children are above average ...and in between are the doors. ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 43% of all statistics are worthless. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 600 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 667: Satan's neighbor... 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: <-- Why the funny square? <----- The information went data way -----> << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! >> <<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> <>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<> bort etry hoot the SOB! to read the next message - Add Tagline nferior, ut arketable ==================Taggig linje================== >> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? << >>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE! ?? Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!! A Long Nose Is Forever. A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam) A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A Qmodem is a happy modem! A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it. A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste. A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A bird in the bush....HURTS! A bird in the hand is a big mistake. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A block away he wondered if he'd left behind a clue... A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!! A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A day without sunshine is like night. A farmer is always going to be rich next year. A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A father is a banker provided by nature. A feature is a bug with seniority. A fool and his money are my best friends! A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A friend in need is a pest indeed. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A good dog barks when told. A good pun is its own reword. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. A husband is a lover who pushed his luck too far. A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth. A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... A penny earned is Cheap labor.. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny saved is a Congressional error A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A penny saved is a penny. A penny saved is not worth very much. A penny saved is ridiculous. A penny saved is worthless. A person in a passion rides a mad horse. A person is a lion in his own cause. A person without a navel lives within all of us. A pill a day keeps the stork away. A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A pretty .GIF is like a melody A programmer's work is never done. A right delayed is a right denied. A rolling fat woman gathers no flour. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A stumble may prevent a fall. A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A turkey roast is a foul ball... A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A yawn is a silent shout. A*C, who said A*C? A: I don't know and I don't care. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised! AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already! AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy. AND, it frees my palm to do other things! ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE ARRRRRGGGHHH!!!! ... Tension breaker, had to be done. ASCII and it shall be given unto you. ASCII silly questions and you'll get some silly ANSI ASCII stupid question...get a stupid ANSI. Abandon all hope, ye who press  here Abandon hope, all ye who here! Above all things, reverence yourself Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Accidents cause people. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling. Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Advice is a dangerous commodity. Affirmative action rewards underachievement. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" Age is a hell of a price to pay for maturity. Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? Ahh! Come on George, just this one last little feature! Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't nerd-life grand? Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Alas! The poor Tagline. I knew it well. Albatross! Algol is not just a star Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping All I need is a Wave and a board to surf it on. All animals are equal, some more than others. All for one and one for ONE! All generalizations are false All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All mimsy were the borogoves All other boards have no RIME or reason... All programmers want arrays. All reality is aspect dependent. All right, we'll call it a draw. All sysops are not user friendly! All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe All's well that ends. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! Always a tag line! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound America: log on or log off Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last. An electrician worries about current events An expert is someone from out of town. An optimist is a guy without much experience... An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And now a word from our sponser. And now for something completely different! And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so with vorpal sword in hand And the men who hold high places... And this is what you do for fun. And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Answers: $1, Short: $5, Correct: $25, dumb looks are stil Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite Any body seen my tagline...? Any certainty is a delusion. Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Anyone could do it with manuals... Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Arabs wear turbines on their heads Architecture is the art of how to waste space. Are CD's really the Pits? Are Casey and Kildare a "paradox"? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we having fun yet? Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up? Are you sure (N/N)? Are you talking to me ()...? Aristotle was all wet! Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. As I said before, I NEVER repeat myself! As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. Ask me about space hamsters. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Aspirin is an OK contraceptive, hold it between the knees Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch." Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Avenge the death of the working class! Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points BBS 'till you drop - carrier BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! BETA testing is hazardous to your health. BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding! BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: Between The Words BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Baby on board! Back up my hard disk? I can't find the reverse switch! Backup is for whimps! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (P) Panic (Any Other Key) Panic. Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etry (s)it sheba Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad Girl: nothing but a good girl found out. Bad is never good until worse happens Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Bang, You're Dead! Barium: What you do when CPR fails... Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman, was around here somewhere Bats fly in the dark because they see better...? Bavarian aphorism #2: Mir san mir, host me? Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be carefull out there Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers. Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat it through the lines Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Before backing up ... make a backup Before you louse something up, THIMK! Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8> Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Better Bullshipping thru Science! Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love. Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of geeks bearing GIFS! Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the Jubjub bird Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Bigamist = Italian fog Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Binary Choir = 111111111 Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue-shifted: The only way to travel ... Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows your girlfriend. Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Bugs are Sons of Glitches. Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative. Burma Shave. Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division by zero. Bushido does not mean what it sounds like. But I DID read the manual... But I thought YOU did the backups... But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But which one is the fatherboard? But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, officer, I was only going ONE way! Butterfliers are free Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.. Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C U L8TR C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE! C is for Bangers. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts. C'est la vie. C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C-ing is believing C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . . Run\Dos\Run CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror CGA is the pallete from hell COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out. CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! California has its faults. Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can YOU fly? Can elephants fly? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh? Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people. Capital Punishment: the income tax. Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE! Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society? Carpenters are just plane folks Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent Cash: a poor man's credit card! Castration takes balls. Catch the Blue Wave! Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Caution: Blown Brain At Work! Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. Caution: PET XING Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary. Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Certified to serve! Chaperone: a form of fire extinguisher. Check book: a book with a unhappy ending. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you. Children Learn What They Live! Children: unreasonable facsimilies Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Class I like : public Sex { \ Clear as mud Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines! Close the door and the light stays on! Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. College don't make fools; they only develop them Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home. Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Command Not Understood. . . Now erasing Hard Drive Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Common Sense Isn't So Common Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common sense isn't. Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! Computer users take more strokes. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's ConEd - made in the U.S.A Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. Conference Host, Running & Being Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confucious say too damn much! Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confussion will be my epitaph Consider it considered! Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Control-ALT-Delete thyself Copyright 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved. Core error -- bus dumped. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DBasers do it in fields. DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: The Faster Multitasker DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE DO NOT soak me up with honey please! DON'T READ THIS!!! DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy? What's this little red button for? Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers Danger! Human at keyboard! Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to conclusions. Dark Ages: knight time. Darn my hn i s ns Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. Deadlines amuse me. Death cures cancer. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down... Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? Decisions terminate panic Defend the right to keep and arm bears! Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof! Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Department meeting in 3 minutes Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Diogenes is still searching. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct Diversity is the mother of continued employment. Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees. Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do it with style Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. Do not pay any attention to this. Do not read beyond this line. Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law! Do not remove under penalty of law. Do not taunt this tagline... Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me Do you C my point? Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation is for people who can't read. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does anyone know where I can get a '487? Does anyone know where I can get a '587? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does killing time harm eternity? Does that help at all? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Doing it the hard way is always easier. Dollar: the jack of all trades. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go. Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't feed the hand that bites you. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't happy, be worry! Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't hit me, Mr. Moderator... I'll go back on topic... I Don't judge a book by its movie Don't let me get too deep. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it! Don't question authority, he doesn't know either. Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&%#~% Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you hate boring taglines? Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive Offensively! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe Dulce bellum inexpertis. Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Durians, real fruits for real people. Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the World: Untie! ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER ERROR: CPU not found EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! Each day a day goes by. Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Earth: Its only ours to borrow! Easy Does It. But Do It Eat My Shorts Eat more Possum! Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat yogurt and get cultured Editing is a rewording activity. Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Electrician -- Person who wires for money Elevator men do it on all floors Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. Epoch: the sound made by a hen Error #1511: Brain Offline Error - Operator out of memory! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. Eschew Obfuscation . . . Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Evangelists do more than lay people Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even this shall pass away... Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery! Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every child should be given the desire to learn. Every crowd has a silver lining. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales. Every sperm is Sacred! Everybody lies about sex. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything you know is wrong! Everywhere is an LD call from here. Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable. Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Explosive when wet Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver! Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve False appearance of fine speech Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Fatal Error: You're dead. Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear not, for I have given you authority Features should be discovered, not documented! Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Female programmers get their bits twiddled. Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. Fight War, Not Wars! Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interest File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! Floggings will continue until morale improves Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For tomorrow I diet . . . Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Fortes fortuna adjuvat Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol. From the land of graft and corruption! G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow! GUI: Grab the User In-the-face Gary Trudeau for President! Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tag Line #9 Generic Tagline Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Geologist -- Fault finder George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' Georgia REALLY sucks. Get down and Modem the night away! Get your kicks... Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go For It! Go Indians! And take the Browns with you. Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go softly....it's dark out there Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to. God heals, but always someone else wants a fee. God is real, unless declared integer God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS. God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!! Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Gotta have my Corn Pops... Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS. HO! HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left??? HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm. HUH! Me ??? THE COMPUTER DID IT!!! Hams do it with more frequencies Hands up! Said the laser printer. Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hardware: The part you kick. Has anyone found my marbles? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have to ask the price? You can't afford it! Have you @#%!ed your dog today? Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you got change for 10,000,000 people? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you uploaded clip art today? Hawaii is as American as apple poi. He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH! He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins! He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who laughs last found the dirty meaning. He who laughs last is probably your boss! He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good! Health is the slowest possible rate to die Heather: Get drunk and tip cows. Heisenberg may have been here. Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no pizza Hell is kept warm with profane burners Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, my serial number is޺۳ Hello, sailor! Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy! Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops! Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts! Help the economy...buy something here !! Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! Help! I've crashed and I can't boot up! Help! I've fallen and can't get up. Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!! Here today, dawn tommorow. Here's Looking At You, Kid Here, there........and everywhere...... Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't. Hero-worship: Idol gossip. Hey Jim, Are we there yet? Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU! Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite! Hey Wally! Come look at this. Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hey! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up. Hey! Stop Playing with my memory! Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?! Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me! Hindsight is an exact science. Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide... Hire teenagers while they still know everything. History repeats itself because nobody listens Hmmm.. what's this red button foNO CARRIER Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat. Home is where the computer is plugged in. Honesty is the best image. Honesty: Fear of being caught. Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time! Honk if you've been married to Elizabeth Taylor. Horn busted! Watch for finger... Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is? How can I fail when I have no purpose??? How can I miss you if you won't go away. How do I get my words to RIME ? How do I set my Laser Printer to STUN? How do YOU spell computer? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ? How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait.. How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* How ya like me now? Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. Huh? What? Am I on-line? Humanity is a parisite I  WP I  message database managers. I **TRIED** to register it! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk.... I AM standing. I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability I Don't know what apathy is, nor do I care! I HATE it when that happens! I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum. I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....? I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0! I [] My Cat. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?) I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat. I [] QEdit! I [] TheDraw v. 4.0! I [] Ventura Publisher! I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat. I admit it - *I* made all the crop circles. I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am a person of color: My color is White I am correct, the rest of you are wrong! I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face. I am not a tagline. I am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal. I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. I am not young enough to know everything. I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD. I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I blinked, therefore I ran. I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make I came, I saw, I confused. I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. I can resist everything except temptation. I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it. I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't help it if I'm lucky... I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I despise WINDOWS! I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to. I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything! I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I don't eat snails - I only eat fast food! I don't have a life, I have a BBS... I don't know how I got here.... I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY! I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I dont nead no speling cheker! I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. I forget I found the tests quite elementary. Data I gave it up until Lent I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*! I have NOT lost my mind, it's here on disk somewhere... I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto! I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance. I have charts and graphs that prove I'm right. I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with I have to stop now, my fingers are getting hoarse! I haven't lost my mind; it's backed up on tape somewhere! I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. Picard I is knot dain bramaged!!! I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just gotta write some new taglines... I just hate it when it does that !! I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. I know a good tagline when I steal one. I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like my steak MIDIum rare... I like your tag line! I live in a house, but belong in a HOME. I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home. I love New York! * * * No Radio I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my... I love the smell of Technology in the morning! I may not be perfect, but I am all I got! I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C' I never liked you, and I always will I never met a Lasagna I didn't like! I never metaphysics I didn't like I never rise above the noise and confusion... I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I practice moderation to excess. I program, therefore I exist. I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ... I remember me... I think. I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. I run a clean place. Guinan I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood. I saw what you did and I know who you are. I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child. I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I support MERIT PAY for Politicians. I support drug tests. Test the politicians. I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure! I think I've got a headache..... I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten. I think, therefore I am on-line. I think, therefore I am, I think I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?) I think, therefore I scan. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong... I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. I thought that you thought... must be mistaken. I thought you were dead... I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!" I tried OS/2 once, but I didn't inhale. I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! I tried to drown my sorrows, but they can swim. I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did! I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my... I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter. I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. I wish I could step on this program's bug. I wish I was more like I think I am. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I wish my M-5 had 4DOS... I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I wish there was something interesting to read down here I wish you humans would leave me alone. I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared... I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes I'd rather be rich than good-looking! I'd rather be rich! I'd rather wear out than rust out. I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^... I'll be back. I'll be back... maybe! I'll deal with today tommorrow. I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. I'll make you famous.... I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind! I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'll respect animal rights if they sign the Constitution. I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe! I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD< I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return! I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. I'm NOT schizo! Oh, yes I AM! I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! I'm a analog man in a digital world I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too? I'm a fragment of your imagination I'm all tagged out! I'm amazed, that it works at all. I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg. I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. I'm easy to please as long as I get my way. I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem! I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it? I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds... I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up! I'm lost! Can you help?.... I'm more humble than you are! I'm neither for, nor against apathy I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm not a supreme being. Picard I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged." I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T. I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM. I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups! I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas! I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour I'm the one your mother warned you about... I'm tired of thinking up new taglines I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble I've always wanted to make love to an alien. I've fallen and I can't get up. I've fallen... and can't BOOT up! I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray! I've used this particular tagline 346 times. I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer I/O I/O so off to work I go! IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM = Ice Box Machines IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals. IF STOOGE = CURLY THEN Nyuk("Nyuk Nyuk!") IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD(); ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... IMHO: In My Honest Opinion INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE. IT WON'T WORK!!! If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD? If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived; If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA. If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything. If I can, can you? If I could think of one it'd be right HERE! If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here??? If I only had a 486 . . . If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much. If I were rich my butler would answer my mail. If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If a program is useful, it must be changed. If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If an experiment works, something has gone wrong If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, cry. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that If at first you don't succeed, fake it!! If at first you don't succeed, forget it. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving's not for you! If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it. If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base. If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels... If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!! If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing If it was easy, they wouldn't need us. If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard. If it works tinker till it doesn't If it works, break it! If it works, don't fix it! If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, you must have done something wrong. If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong. If it's useless, it will have to be documented. If its stupid and it works - its not stupid If life is but a Dream please wake me up.. If money is the root of all evil, I've been uprooted. If my girlfriend caught me on this board... If only AT&T knew what I was do2O:b NO CARRIER If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only... If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help! If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows! If the Message Won't End, Continue It. If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..! If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth! If this is a battle, then you have already lost. If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!! If this message goes into the void, call me! If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If this were funny, it'd be a tagline. If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in. If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in. If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure. If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy! If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!! If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic! If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale... If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! If you can read this, you are too close. If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't bite, don't show your teeth. If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it good, make it expensive. If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!) If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost. If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!! If you hit every time, the target's too near. If you leave 2 bills together, they breed! If you live long enough, it WILL kill you... If you push something hard enough, it will fall over If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast... If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh? If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound. Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Ignorance is a *fault*, not an excuse. Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance leads to Indulgence. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away! Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! Illiterate? Write for information! Images and reflections to brighten my day. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein Improve your memory, forget about work Improved - didn't work the second time. In Borland you are never bored! In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. In any case = In any box ??? In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time In the computer world, every little bit helps. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton. In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer. Inagodadivida, baby! Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Indecision is the basis of Flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. Inflation means the Buck does not stop here... Ingen har nytte av et lik Innuendo = Italian suppository Inouye shoulda been able to get in... Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Insert brain, then type Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue Insert prong A into hole B and twist HARD! Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c: Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas. Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise? Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? Is HST faster than the Concord? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is a paradigm worth twenty cents? Is good Data, Gordi's best friend? Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager? Is it ok to panic now? Is it really true that blondes have more fun? Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb? Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. Is the dingleberry still fashionable? Is there death after life? Is this Fahrvergngen? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... Is virus a 'micro' organism? Is wetter REALLY better? It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected". It behooves us to avoid archaisms. It is better to copulate than never. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It said "Insert disk #3", but only 2 will fit! It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi It was all so different before everything changed. It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it! It works better if you plug it in. It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes! It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first! It's STILL just a DUMB machine ! It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new! It's an EXE file Jim, but not an EXE as we know it! It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. It's been a business doing pleasure with you... It's better to burn out, than to fade away. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni It's curtains for Windows! It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect! It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans. It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy. It's just a jump to the left... It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault! It's never too late to have a happy childhood. It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! It's not pretty being easy It's not the age - it's the mileage! It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Its hard being BLUE. Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n Its my tagline! I stole it first. Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature. Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters! JUST ROOTIN' AROUND. James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!" Japanese tagline #1: Kora wa hon desu... Jeez, if you love Honkus... Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous! Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle! Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES! Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups. Jesus saves sinners,and redeems them for valuable prizes! Jesus saves....Passes to Moses....He shoots! HE SCORES! Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !! Jheeesh!!! John Denver died for your sins. Well, he should. Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er... Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!! Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep. Just "Say NO" to tag lines. Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy Just My Opinion (But I'm Right!) Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol. Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR Just because. Just gimma a slice of... Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade... Just taggin' along for the Rime. Just take those old records off the shelf... Just try it shorty. Tasha Just trying to keep up... Just waiting for a new version...... Just what does that mean? Just when you thought it was over you were right. Justice is incidental to law and order. KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure! KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it! Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon. Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue Keyboard not connected, press to continue. Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue. Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue. Keyboard not responding! Press any key .... Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine Kick butt now, take names later? Kill the lawyers first. Kiss me, I'm a Redneck Klingons have Ridges. Know what I mean...Vern? Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge Knowledge is power. L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like. LISTEN to your children LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS Ladies with an attitude. Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights. Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one! Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!" Last year many lives were caused by accidents Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus. Laugh, and the world laughs with you! Law of holes: when you're in one, stop digging! Lawyers, the mothers of deception. Learn C++ as a second language! Learn a foriegn language...C Learn to fly. Skydive. Let X = X. Let them eat Twinkies! Let them eat cache. Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks! Let's go DX around the world Let's keep this adult now, ok Mr. Poopy-pants? Let's spend the night together! Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Life before the real world -- work. Life begins at contraception Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease. Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! Life is boring without EDLIN Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is like a simily Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament. Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is short, eat desert first!! Life sucks and then you marry one who won't. Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: what happens when you have other plans. Line noise provided by Ohio Bell Telephone! List(en)ing by phone... Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth! Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... Live long and prosper... But don't let the IRS know. Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. Lonely is the programer with a debuged program. Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, Long live the command line! Long time his manxome foe he sought Look Ma, No Taglines! Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair! Look out for barking dogs that bite. Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!! Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them? Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !! Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. Lot's of bugs fixed in this version !!! Lots of things are easy when you know the answer Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand. Love of money is the root of all politics. Luckily, I'm out of hairs to split! Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII. MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Machinists have bigger shafts. Macho Women With Guns! Renegade Nuns on Wheels! Macho does not prove mucho. Macro Macro Macro Madam I'm Adam Madness takes its toll, exact change please Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject. Mainframe: The BIGGEST PC peripheral available! Make a difference in the world today: Subtract Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make them eat wake Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish! Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. Manifest: Why lift the hood? Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. Many are educated...few are learned... Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many pages make a thick book. Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Master of the Night and Parts of the AtferNoon. Matrix me the Epson way! May fortune favor the foolish. May the FORCE be with you!!! May the Farce be with you May the next version of WP be the last! May the wind behind you always be your own. May you live in interesting times May you never live to see your wife a widow Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Memoirs are the backstairs of history. Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory is the second thing to go. Memory....??....What memory?? Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Message-write macros, Made to Order. Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Midden: a kind of fingerless glove Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Might as well face it, you're addicted to code... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Misery brings strange bedfellows. Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them. Missed it by | | <- That much! Missing - presumed married. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last. Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect. Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. Monotheism is a gift from the gods More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! Morning: cause for alarm Most allies must be watched just like the enemy. Most of our future lies ahead. Most political jokes get elected Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist. Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My God! It's full of stars! My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My dad and I are siamese twins. My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills? My last original thought died of loneliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My mind has been boggled...again and again..... My mind is closed so my body speaks My mistakes are purely erroneous. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mouse only has one ball.... My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My other brain's a schizofrenic My other car is an Edsel. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a 486. My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other tag line is a killer! My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My tagline can beat up your tagline... My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife's other car is a BROOM! NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! NOW I've put my ear in it! NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ Nato Ergo Sum Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Nepotism is relational. Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me". Never a victim without retribution!! Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a machine know you're in a hurry Never lose your sense of the superficial. Never mind the facts - I know what I know Never moon a werewolf... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never smirk at the judge.. Never take a beer to a job interview. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... Never try to outstubborn a cat. Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do. Never violate the Prime Directory! C:\ New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New Mail not found. Start whine-pout sequence? (Y/N) New regulations means new jobs for new regulators! Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!! Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!? Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Tagline available at this time. No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No answer is also an answer. No decorations necessary. No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No main() No Gain! No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No one does as much harm as one going about doing good. No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one should ever see how laws and sausages are made. No person ever became wicked all at once. No program works the first time you run it. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? No, I never read the documentation No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company! No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! Nobody notices when things go right. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not now, I have a headache! Not reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark! Nuthin' is simple sometimes... O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. O.K to coninue?? OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore OOPs! This is C++, not C! OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most! Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Offline 135 ... is offline, the Wave killed it! Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh boy... Oh my God! Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, no! Not another learning experience! Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old age is better than the alternative. Old computers never die, they just become video games. Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On leave from CNN... On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One good turn gets all the blankets! One man gathers what another man spills... One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One never knows, do one? One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. Online Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand. Only death is fatal - life is not! Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the mediocre are always at their best. Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more. Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally. Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Optical mice have no balls! Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our viewers need proof! Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans. Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD! PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. POPs+OOPs+C==C++ PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Pagans do it in the Woad Paramedics are patient people. Paranoids are never alone. Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Part-time musicians are semiconductors Pascal: What's it Wirth? Pass by the open WINDOWS Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords! Patience -- Wait control Patience NOW! Patience is a virgin. Pave the bay. Pedal to the Metal Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world. Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! Penny for your thoughts? SURE, Do I get Change? Penny: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. People are boring. Computers are fun. People are still having sex? People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People who eat snails are slime!! People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't! People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People would be alive if there were a death penality Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! Pets are the soul of the household Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Photographers do it with a shutter. Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pine Trees are fine trees! Pirates, they're recking it for everyone! Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks! Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies Place "very funny" tagline here. Place written complaint and proof here====>[] Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort. Play it Again, Sam Please Hold... Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth. Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this. Please leave deposit in appropriate bank... Please say it isn't so!!! Please wait ONE HOUR before replying... Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Pockets! I have POCKETS!!! Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!! Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!! Possession, n. The whole of the law. Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference? Power attracts the corruptable. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty Practice safe eating: use condiments. Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!! Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are! Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press -- to continue ... Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key to exit or any other key to continue. Press the "any key" to continue. Press the button, my friend, send me back into time. Printer paper is strongest at the perforation Pro Choice! Pro is to con as progress is to Congress Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt. Professor: a textbook wired for sound. Program in hieroglyphics, the original GUI. Programmer on Computer Programmers do it top down... Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE. Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP Programmers get overlaid. Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. Programming _can_ be fun. Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly. Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired... Prunes give you a run for your money. Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user! Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? QWK? I don't need no stinkin' QWK packet! QWaK! QWak! SPLASH! Another QWaKer washed out by the Wav Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! [] Questions, questions! Does it ever end?! Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! Quoth the Raven, "Eat My Shorts." R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure! RBBS? RECOVER.COM: a little slice of hell. RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere ROBOCOMM IT!!!! ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. ROM wasn't built in a day. RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive halibut will make fission chips. Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! Ramble on..... Random order is an oxymoron. Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Reader not found, please notify tagline. Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Real Men program in >solder> Make your own bullets! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save trees - do everything online Save trees, eat beavers. Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95. Say goodnight, Dick. Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scott me up Beamie! Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scuze'a Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Semper fidelis- always faithful. Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth! Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95! Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming. Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shoes for Industry! Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should be read umop apisdn for best results Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung Sign here: X______________________________. Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd! Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Since you put it that way... Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2:b NO CARRIER Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb Slime! Dog luvs u! ( Dyslexics for Christ ) Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smell my tagline. Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So many messages, so little time So many pedestrians, so little time... So many taglines, so little time. So that's all there is! So what if I am a modem junky? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So, where IS the key? Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software is never having to say you're done Software unprotects, a hex change operation Some assembly required. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns. Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Spaceballs: The Tagline Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. Step on no pets! Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop while you're a Thread...... Stove Top? I'm stayin'! Strange but not a stranger... Strike any user when ready... Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support animal literacy! Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths! THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,???? TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. Tact is for weenies. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! Tag..... You're it! Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline, You're it! Tagline? Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines mean nothing to me! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines wanted! Taglines...one line freedom of speech! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Take my advice...I'm not using it Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway! Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take two crows and caw me in the morning Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommunicators are special people. Tell it to the Judge Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Thank you for reading this message! Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thank you. Thanks for the tagline. :-) That'll be $67.50 CCCHHHHHIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!! That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror? That's about the sum of it. That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here... That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The Answer is 42 The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The First Myth of Management - It exists. The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The OFFICIAL tagline of the 1996 Olympics! The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!! The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The agony of delete... The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth. The beatings will continue until morale improves! The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes. The best defense against logic is stupidity. The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The boss is always right. The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The characters in this message are recyclable The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The dog ate my .REP packet. The early worm has a death wish. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier! The easy way is always the hardest way. The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The golden years suck The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The greatest productive force is selfishness! The hard disk you save may be your own The hills were worn down by eroticism The human race is still in beta test... The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The last thing I saw was this Big Blue Wave! The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s The mind is what the brain does. The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs. The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The mother of all taglines. The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The only realities are the atoms and empty space. The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The road to success is always under construction The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. The wife of a careless man is almost a widow. The wine is good but the meat is spoiled. The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise. The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. The words we use can compound our problems. The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it. The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks! There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. There are no skeptics in hell. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are two solutions - hardware or software. There is a law for every Occasion!! There is no XXXXXXX place for censorship! There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is only one universal passion: fear. There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's more than one answer to these questions... There's no future in time travel. There's no intelligent life down here. There's no such thing as a free Tag Line. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's somthing inside your head... These are your eggs on drugs. These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! They *blinded* me with Science! They all look the same at 2 A.M. They blew the Bronx away. . . They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! They who drink beer will think beer. Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Think "HONK" if you're a telepath. Think of it as evolution in action Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! This BBS has achieved Air superiority. This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This Tag line is self referencing! This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency ! This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC. This Tagline for Sale This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away. This Tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This computer is taking over my life!!!! This does not exist. This door is baroque; please call Bach later. This end down, not up, Stupid! This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a Moving Message. This is a copy of a completely original tagline . This is a stolen tagline This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test. This is a test tag. This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions? This is an ex-parrot! This is express written consent of Major League Baseball. This is heavy stuff for a Thursday! This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium. This is my tagline and you can't have it. This is not what you think. This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!! This is the tagline to end all taglines. This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. This is your modem on drugs! This is your pizza. Ƹ$  !zz ً޻ $ This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This line intentionally left blank. This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message made of recyclable electrons. This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This space available for advertizing. This space unintentionally left blank. This tag brought to you by...they keep going and This tag has been stolen 1 time(s). This tag line intentionally left blank. This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-) This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters! This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! This tagline intentionally left blank This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10 This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991 This tagline is copy protected This tagline is identical to the one you are reading. This tagline is indecipherable!! This tagline is made just for @N@ This tagline is self-referential. This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is under repair. Thank you. This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way. This tagline protected by an attack cat. This tagline self-destructs when U This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute This tagline was missing, so I filled something in... This tagline was never here. This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486 Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom! Those who know me, despise me. Tho{jad of the Just-Happy-Enough-To-Piss-Everyone-Else-Of Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned. Tic Tac Toe and way to go Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go. Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To Serve Man To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question! To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is to screw up.... To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To live-is to risk dying. To process or not to process that is the question! To respond to this message, press "R".... To sleep, perchance to Dream To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!! Today's subliminal message is . Today, take an astronaut to launch. Tomorrow we start dieting! Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some? Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$. Torque... Torque is the answer. Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated. Trekkies of the world, get a life. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight Trust me, I'm a lawyer. Try Clarion for REAL database development!! Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives Tuba or not tuba? Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stup Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity. Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING! U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money! U.S. SUPREME COURT  U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35% UNIX... A manly sort of operating system! USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1. Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unless you can see black then white has no meaning Unregistered Evaluation Copy Unregistered Evaluation Tagline Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life... Use Windex On Your Windows Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. VD is nothing to clap about! Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing! Variables won't; Constants aren't. Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Vios con dios! Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Volem missatges en catal!!! Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vulgarity: The conduct of others. WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. WARNING! Removal of this tagline prohibited by law! WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) WARNING: Programmer X-ing WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? WILDNET : If you're interested in something different. WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! WINDOWS SUCKS!! WINDOWS, Just say NO!!! WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!" WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing. Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything. Wanted: Good taglines to steal... Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch your back - hot files coming through! Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Watson, the game's afoot! We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free. We are ships that pass in the night. We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We came, we saw, we BBSed. We come in peace, shoot to kill. We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't need no stinkin' patches! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We have met the enemy - and he tasted GREAT! We have met the enemy and they tasted GREAT! We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. We used to be Schizophrenic. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram We'll take the stairs. We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz Weather's here; wish you were beautiful. Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive. Welcome to Texas...now GIT! Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club Welcome to the only nice motel in town. Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses. Well, your raster disolved your bitmap..... What GUI? I don't see anyone! What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What a lovely world it is that has women in it! What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What do you expect? This is California! What do you mean? You actually read this Tagline?!? What does this button do +++ATH+++ CARRIER LOST What does this button do?... What fools these morals be! What good grammar you got. What school you went? What happened to my CUBBIES? What happens when fish trip? What if all this were real? What if there were no hypothetical situations What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What it is, is what it is What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What part of NO didn't you understand? What the heck happened here??!! What we DON'T need is more laws! What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's another word for Thesaurus? What's in a Name? What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What? Me Worry? Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx Whats the world coming to? A dead end... When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails. When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the.... When Money talks... it says GOODBYE! When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When all think alike, then no one is thinking. When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid. When in Rome . . . romance! When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in doubt fire photons! When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, worry. When in doubt...RTFM! When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. When you come to a fork in the road, take it! When you find anything that works, it usually fails. When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally. Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever Yugo, I go. Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being. Where's the "ANY KEY"? Wherever you go - there you are. Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which one is the any key? Which one is the controller? BZBBZZZZTTT....Not that one! Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who invented SHORT people? Who invited all these tacky people? Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who says 1200 baud is slow??? Who, what, when and with who? Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Why Bother With Taglines? Why C++ and not ++C? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why ME? Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!? Why do pensioners have to eat catfood? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway??? Why do you read taglines? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is that light %^&&& Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why not YOU? Why read it when you can print it? Why read the Docs....I'm already confused. Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. Wilimanakabeetsai! Will Windows 3.1 be any good? William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in. Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. Windows is a kolossal kludge. Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better Wisdom of many and the wit of a half. Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-! With a calendar your days are numbered! With free advice, you get what you paid for Without waves there would be no change Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. Women come with instructions, Just ask them! Women do come with instructions; ask them. Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them! Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!! WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination! Words and ideas are what change our world. Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. Words, words, words. And no place to put them all! Workshops are the bane of civilization. World's greatest Gif collector. Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Would George be president if his name was Harry? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! Wow, is that a REAL Elvis satin wallhanging? Write all complaints legibly -> [] W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. XEROX never comes up with something original YOU look like an elephant! Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yer such a wild thang! Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons. Yes, but are you SURE? Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow. You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal. You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind. You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt. You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose You can't believe everything your hear. You can't eat your friends and have them too. You can't get there from here. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You might as well - I stole yours. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You said a mouseful! You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned. You tell 'em Bank, You're safe. You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you. You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth. You threw out my WHAT? You want it when?? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! You're only young once. You're immature forever. You're standing where I want to pee. You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Your Zip file is open. Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat just ran over my dog. Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your shoe is ringing. Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete. Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII [<<] [>] [>>] [] [||] [|>] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE//////////////////////// `1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~ aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! and sometimes the bear eats you. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! day++; dollar--; del Banquo.* del damnspot.* deny thy father and forget thy tagline. diversity is the mother of continued employment. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo .. fflush and then wwash your hands. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? howmanycharactersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintoonetaglineanyway? if ( !broke ) don't_fix(); if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade(); if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr! if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye() illegitimati non carborendum kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer! look, It's a drunk tank of trombones! mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry see here now ... shift key/ never heard of it1111 strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' terra incognita. [Lat.] test test test and retest they're cousins, identical cousins... this space for rent while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); es re ig m r -- Ռm at eve. Qu? yas eh d'tahW. mih raeh uoy diD Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It Everything is just chemistry! Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis > IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ This is no test - repeat, this is no test ǹ $|}d/\/\ ޺۳ݳݳ <- Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this? ̹ xuŒr >This space intentionally left blank< ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Christmas ͵ Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! ػؼTAGLINEؼFROMػHELLؼػؼ hs al h$ r$ n t - dnt $tl !!!! ԾոԾոԾ Pumpkin teeth... o--Theft Proof Tagline o--Theft resis- Don't panic.. it's only a virus h  mM gs h$ s G g. h$ s G ❞ 癙 l $x $ r $gÿ.... ...x}|} $ Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <====** -S-L+M-R-+T-A-G-L-I+N-E-+-M-E+A-S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E- ..."he's just a girly-man programmer".... ..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL ...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. ...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? .IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you... 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 1960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX 4am? Already? Oh no, not again!! 668 - Neighbor of the Beast 80% of American men cheat in America - the rest in Europ <-- Put complaints in this box. <==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you? >DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young. ?tagline? A bird in the hand is better than one overhead! A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose! A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket A day without sunshine is like night. A drawing pin is an excited Smartie A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck. A hangover the wrath of grapes A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income. A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget... A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out! A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship! A united Germany means even less sunbeds A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. Abandon all hope, ye who press [] here... aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH! ACK and you shall receive. Advice void, if I'm incorrect! Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All I want to know is: WHY ME? All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater. All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies. ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click) Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck! An Elephant: A mouse Built to US Government Standards. And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL! Another one bites the dust... Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb looks: Free! Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits! ARC.angel says "zip.itup" Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends... Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies. Ask me about my vow of silence. Atilla the Pun Aural Sex produces eargasms Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Bad or missing sysop Bad Spellers of the world uniet. Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go! Banned on Big Blue BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis? baud bps BBSing ... time's blackhole. Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT! Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit. Beauty is skin-deep. Ugly goes to the bone. Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why. Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle! Bet my floppy's bigger than yours. Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane Better dead than mellow. Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Beware of geeks bearing GIFs. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Beware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark. Biochemists wear designer genes Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day BIT: Past tense of BYTE. Bite here. Then turn and examine. Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? Bluff means never having to sway your story. Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! Born to be cuddled. Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore... Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bulletin Broads Baud Better! But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp! C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz. Caffeine makes the world go round. Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can you teach new dogs old tricks? Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh? Capitalism. I love it! Castration takes balls. Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision! Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows. Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :-> CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous Caution: SysOp under pressure! CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ... CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy. Celibacy is not hereditary. Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! Chemists do it on the bench! Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting! Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW! Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits! Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent! Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo! Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai Communism is like one big phone company. CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... Computer not found! Please notify tagline! Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS! Computers All Wait at the Same Speed! Computers are useless, they only give answers. CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress Creditors have much better memories than debtors. Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government! Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant? Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister! Curses! Hayes-ed again!! CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean? Dain bramaged. Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents. Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk! Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly! day++; dollar++; Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down Dial 911, make a cop come. DIN DIP: a European jerk. DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented? Do agnostics engage in idol speculation? Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do camels make good pets? Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me! Do physicists get hadrons? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today? Do you love me for my brain, or my baud? Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me! do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0) Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs! DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T! Does any of this make any sense? Does Quasimoto ring a bell? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Don't drink and write taglines Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools. Don't share your telephone line with a woman! Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace. Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa Don't trust an Info-Babe... DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ E = mc 2 dB Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud. Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time Enquiring minds couldn't care less! Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Eschew obfuscation. ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890 Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest Everyone has a scheme that won't work. Everyone's watching YOU now... EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon! F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate. FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe. Farfignewton Fatal Database Error #10070: late for work Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space. Feel lucky???? Update your software! Few great men could get past the Personnel Department. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_ FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'. Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble. Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? _ Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well? For every soul, you are bound to find a heel. For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes. Forget RTFM: call the author at home! Friction is a drag. Friendly fire - ISN'T ! Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends don't let friends drive Fords Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars! Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars. Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate. ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY! Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc. Georgia is NOT on my mind. Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin Getting all the time .... Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Give them all they want, and all they will want is more. Go bite the wall. Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL. God created women because sheep can't cook! God hath no fury like a sysop scorned! God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass. Going where no reader has ever gone before! Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !! Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks. Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars Gross National Product: A Big Mac. Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix! Grow your own dope - Plant a male! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything. HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ Happiness can't buy money! Happiness is a warm modem. Happiness seems so hard to win. Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt! hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings. Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today? Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly He said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. He who laughs last probably made a backup. He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck. Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds! Hell is kept warm with profane burners. Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS? Hello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP! Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected... Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you. Help! I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory! Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Hey! This is just like the REAL world! Hey! Who put this here!?! Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go! History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future History is a set of lies agreed upon. Hollow chocolate has no calories. Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect. Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat... Honesty is the worst policy (is this MR policy?) Honesty is the worst policy. Honor thy SysOp as thy self. Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR. Horn busted! Watch for finger........ How about a pin the missile on the Iraqi leader game? How did this ugly woman get in my bed? Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride. Hypertagline. . . er, tagtree? I  My Dog. I  My Cat. I  My Wife. I  days. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I can't be out of money! I have checks left! I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks! I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep. I distinctly remember forgetting that. I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments. I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict! I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp! I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem. I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal. I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now! I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?! I feel more like I do now than I did before I started I gave up on my wife, and married my computer. I give up, what is the meaning of life? I got my act together and forgot where I put it! I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock! I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. I like -made . I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch. I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass. I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt! I may not be smart, but I'm dumb... I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom! I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night. I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR? I need everything; do you have it?? I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it. I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. I should've bbs'ed all night I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd.... I think, therefore I am... I think. I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE! I use SLMR, or I abstain, no matter how much she begs. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My TomCat!. I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS... I'm a Freud I can't do that. I'm ANN LANDERS!! I CAN shoplift!! I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it. I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you. I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party. I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered ye I'm leaving my body to science fiction. I'm married to a Computer Widow! I'm NOT 36..I am 18 with 18 years experience! I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience! I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? I'm Pro-Choice! And I chose WildCat! I've never seen a good war or a bad piece! IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers! IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation ! IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable" IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport)) If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd run Wildcat! If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself If at 1st you don't succeed, call it v1.0. If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it If at first you don't succeed, cry a lot. If at first you don't succeed, give up. If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once. If at first you doubt, doubt again. If brains were C-4, Saddam Hussein couldn't blow his nos If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose! IF dazzle<>'brilliance' THEN;SET V baffle='bullshit';END IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot. If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot. If I could put time in a bottle.... If I could type, I'd be a great groprammer ! If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you If I were truly original, I'd think of something cute. If I were two faced, would I wear this one? If in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout If it has syntax, it's not user freindly! If it has Tits or Tires you're gonna have trouble with it If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it isn't broken, I can fix it. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it works, something went wrong. If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology. If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket? If nobody measures up, check your yardstick. IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!! IF Tagline = 'STOLEN' THEN; Insult(Thief); ENDI If they don't, the lights stay off in Baghdad - SD Cheney If this tagline is funny, it came from the Bulletin Broad If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns If you are willing to die, you can do anything! If you aren't going all the way, why go at all? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie. If you see an onion ring, answer it. If you wanna do it right, then why do it? Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex. Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks! In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal In case of fire, yell, "FIRE"! In front of every silver lining there's a cloud. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton InGoodShape := Copy(Beer,1,12); Init string?!? No, looks like an old rope to me..... Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue... Interchangable devices don't. Invertebrates make no bones about it. IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around Iraq's national bird?, "DUCK" Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian? Is FIDO a dog? Is it further to Boston, or by bus? Is it just me, or is 9600 not as fast as it used to be? Is it magic...? No, it's Silly Little Mail Reader! Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists? Is there anyone who smiles without a mask? Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks. It is always dark if you don't open your eyes. It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights. It really bothers me when people cut me o It takes a long time to understand nothing. It took me years to write, won't you take a look? It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is?? It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread. It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature. It's not a bug, it's our does-the-user-use-it feature. It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature! It's not what you say, it's what I think you said. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's only a hobby, duhh, only a hobby, duhh, only a... It's over when the fat lady sits on your face. Itisdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters Ivo Andric, Yugoslavia's first Nobel laureate Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman... Junior! Quit playing with your floppy! Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR Just say NO to single-menu BBS software! Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...? Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money! length(Short_Pier) Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it! Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi. Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society. Life is a series of very rude awakenings. Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first Life is too short to learn Oracle! Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters! Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously! Long live Middle-age Mutant Ninja SysOps! Lord, grant me patience, but first ..... Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers! MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Mail your ideas, written on the back of a $20 bill, to.. Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked. Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am. Make my day - try to pick up someone else! Marching to a different kettle of fish Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE! Mental floss prevents moral decay. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/ Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people! Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute. Minds & parachutes only function properly when open. Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one.. Minos BBS, the Saddam Hussein School of Being a Sysop!! Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-] Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves. Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye! Money? Sysops don't make any! MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI! Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby! MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS! Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist. Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened. Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at. My ASCII has been de-limited. My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty' My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline. My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's! My Karma has just run over your Dogma. My message above. Your response here: __________________ My nicest dream:  - The world in harmony! My other processor is a Moulinex. My reality check just bounced. NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never try to out-stubborn a pampered Pomeranian! Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians! Never underestimate the power of "Modem Addictus"! Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event. New book by Saddem Hussein: Sand to Glass in 5 seconds No Brain, No Pain. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun No inequity is too trivial. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR! No, no, Nurse! I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his.. Nobody knows the trouble I have been. Nobody's interested in sweetness and light. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. Nothing is so smiple that I can't screw it up. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. Now is NOT a good time to annoy me.... Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling. Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's! Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear. Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection Of all my relations, I like sex the best. Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔ)$׃Ð Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!? Oh, cry me a river. Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier. Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O Old typesetters never die. They just decompose. On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7. One good turn gets all the blankets! ONLINE? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test ONLINE? Hit for a quick I.Q. Test! Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally Open the Windows and let the bugs in. Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets! Organization is the enemy of improvisation. OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend! Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong! Out of body, be back in five minutes. Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left! Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes! Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap Panic now - avoid the rush! Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. Park Overall is an optimist. PC-DOS&MS-DOS&CP/M&UNIXI'LLDIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU? PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight! People are always available to work in the past tense. People are strange when you're a stranger. Phone Sex isn't good enough for me! Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square! Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Pick up the phone. I've got MNP on mׯች NO CARRIE Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866 Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire. PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy! Poo poo occurs, on several occasions. Poo poo occurs. Potty Mouth! Potty Mouth! Practice safe algebra...use brackets! PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion! Press -- to continue ... Press -- to store all new data: Press to abort Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit. Press the key now... Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses. Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. printf('to C or not to C..that is the question'); Prisons are places people go to in a pinch. Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem! Problems.... Problems... If only MONEY was a problem! Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps. PUI: Piglet User Interface Push any key. Then push the any other key. Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power Putting out the fire with vaseline ... QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick! R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Random answers are my specialty! Real processors don't have segments Real Programmers Don't Write Games. REAL programmers write self-modifying code. REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker! Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it. Reality is something you rise above. Reality? I'll only go as a tourist! Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. Rejected designs: I  NY; I  NY; I  NY. Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?" Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug? Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean? Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under Canadian Law Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online. Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens. RTFM - Revert To Former Method! S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer! Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer. SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts. Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad. Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions Sex drives me crazy! Others too! Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur... Sex is natural, but not if its done right! Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! She aches, just like a woman... She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart! She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source! Shoot all the Radicals! Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol Should we tell the children when we move? Sign Here: __________________________________ Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best. Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick. SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear. Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!! So many bytes, so few cps. So Sioux me. So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i? So? What do you want ME to do about it? Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Sometimes it's hard to find the right question. Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion. Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out. Spell chequers dew knot work write. Spindle & Multilate - See if I care.. Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE! Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets! Starting a new era in tagline lunacy! Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming! STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience Strip mining prevents forest fires. STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR! Support your right to keep and arm bears! Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf. Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait." Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!" Sysop not found! Please notify computer SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup late than never. Split your coffee? Call a Chemist! Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop! TagLine Serial No.10398 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10. Taglines are for wimps Taglines make great Christmas gifts. Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios. Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*???? That was Zen, this is Tao. That's stronger than a garlic milkshake. The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture. The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. The best government is the least government. The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected The bigger the theory, the better. The buck doesn't even slow down here! The buck starts here. The buck stops at the desk over there. The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits.. The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits.. The buck stops here. The CLOCK$ stops here. The dog ate my .REP packet. The dough always stops over there. The dough NEVER stops here. The dough stops here. The first ten million years were the worst. The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! The future's uncertain and the end is always near... The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55 The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry! The lab called; your brain's ready. The last sound that it made was "Zap" . The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal. The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only. The older I get, the better I used to be. The one who dies with the most toys wins. The power to tax is the power to destroy. The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday The reward for a good deed is to have done it. The solution any problem tends to change the problem. The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The worst thing about censorship is . There is no gravity. The earth sucks. There's a sucker born every minute! There's always one more bug. There's no future in time travel. There's no such thing as a too-recent backup! They ARE doing it with mirrors... they don't really Like warm beer - they got Lucas fridge Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus. This door is Baroque, please call Bach later. This is a fried egg on drugs. Any questions? This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System This is abuse. Arguments are down the hall. This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs. This is your SysOp. ôs s ou ssop ug. This New Year I resolve to make no resolutions. This Sysop runs on Old No. 7. This tag line is "Bulletin Broad-proof"! This tagline contains 100% nnw bs. This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline no verb. This tagline recommended for mature readers This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader 2.0 Time is of the essence, so close the door! Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future... Time keeps on slippin',slippin',slippin' into the future To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right. To be or not to be. That is the result of 2b. To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END? TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes! Too bad about your Rectocranial Inversion. Get well soon Too dumb to be crooked Transvestites enjoy mixed company....alone! Transvestites suffer from delusions of gender. Tremble your way to Fitness... Trespassers will be violated. Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI Try this. I haven't tested it, but I think it will work. Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry. Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal u=!worry && b[happy]; UART what you eat. Uh oh. Your zip file is open! uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!! Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine. Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted! Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! US Military: fighting for G.TRUDEAU's right to dissent! US Military: They fight to defend YOUR right of dissent. Use SLMR to put the TOMCAT! to work for you! Use subdirectories; keep your FAT thin! Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else. Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!! Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't. Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board! WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use. WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! We all live in a yellow subroutine. We are always the same age inside. We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing! We have dust bunnies for pets! We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion..wc We must believe in free will, we have no choice! What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?? What do you suppose gives Wayne Erikson nightmares? What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull. What has reality ever done for ME?? What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real! What have I done to deserve all these kittens? What if there were no hypothetical questions? What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants? What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS? What part of "NO" didn't you understand...? What the hell didn't happen here??!! What we do not understand we do not possess. --Goethe-- What we have here, is a failure to communicate! (MR mgmt What we have here, is a NEED to communicate! What's another word for thesaurus? Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node? When all else fails, spend money! When in doubt, mumble. When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory! When it's all said and done, then he tells us... When Puns Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Puns When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. When you best have time to call the very only one other Where does the 'Buck' stop at Microrim? Where the Taylors and the Pomeranians play.... Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"? Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working? Where's the ANY key? Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Whips and chains are only toys... Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs? Who needs rational when your toes curl up? Who protects us from the protectors? Why are you wasting your time reading taglines? Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes? WildCat! + TomCat! + SLMR = BBS Purr-fection!!! Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? -- K. Sirra Will you still respect me after we scan ޺۳ݳݳ WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Winter is Natures way of saying, "Up Yours!" Women do come with instructions; ask them. Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News.... Xerox never comes up with anything original. yawn error #30: CPU tired Yea, yea..once a hobby, now an expensive addiction! Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you... You can disagree without being disagreeable. You can pick your friends, but not your relatives. You can send me to college, but you can't make me think. You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex! You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world. You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z! You can't teach old dogs new tricks. You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you... You threw out my WHAT? You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes. Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll Your motherboard wears combat reboots.... Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII [ dated drug humor tagline deleted ] Como frijoles? Spanish for "How have you bean?" BANɻILLEGIBLEɻTAGLINES ôs s ژ I'm usually awake near the end of the day I SYNC.... therefore I NAK 1...!! ͻ ػؼTAGLINEؼFROMػHELLؼػؼ lpha testers do it first, eta testers do it last! h  mM gs temporary short between the headphones Standback goddamnit, I'm Beta Testing R:BASE v2.11! --------------------------------------------------------  I love happy faces! Don't you?   Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality  I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere    {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down    Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.  This side up  The invisible tagline. ! Not on your life ! !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH " Every little BYTE helps " " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." " If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! " "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died. "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??" "But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die" "Call waiting", great if you have two friends "Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking "Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo" "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs! "He's dead Jim." "Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "NO KILL I" - HORTA "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis "Oops." -- Richard Nixon "Paid off"? What does that mean? "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Take my Worf......please"-Data "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers "The pen really is mightier than the sword!" "These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Wanna byte my bit?" "We're Going North Like Hell" "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $1000 reward for finding this man: & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand 'C' What? 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (char *)lie = "brown"; (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (U) What are you lookin' at?? * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * * *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* * *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *Who WAS that masked mailer?* - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in - This space for Rent - - this space intentionally left blank - - Thou shall not kill. - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! -- --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+-------- ------------ Out of Order ------------- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. ... Ensign, Engage! ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ......<-Stealth Tagline ...and all the children are above average ...and in between are the doors. ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN .ASM programmers drive stick shifts 001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 43% of all statistics are worthless. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 667: Satan's neighbor... 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 80 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: <-- Why the funny square? <----- The information went data way -----> <>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<> to read the next message - Add Tagline nferior, ut arketable ==================Taggig linje================== >> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? << >>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE! `1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~ A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A bird in the bush....HURTS! A bird in the hand is a big mistake. A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!! A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A day without sunshine is like night. A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A fool and his money are my best friends! A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A friend in need is a pest indeed. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!! A good pun is its own reword. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A Long Nose Is Forever. A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam) A penny earned is Cheap labor.. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny saved is a Congressional error A penny saved is a penny. A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A penny saved is not worth very much. A penny saved is ridiculous. A penny saved is worthless. A pill a day keeps the stork away. A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A pretty .GIF is like a melody A programmer's work is never done. A Qmodem is a happy modem! A right delayed is a right denied. A rolling fat woman gathers no flour. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it. A stumble may prevent a fall. A Tagline is a terrible thing to waste. A turkey roast is a foul ball... A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A*C, who said A*C? A: I don't know and I don't care. AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! Abandon all hope, ye who press  here Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here. Abandon hope, all ye who here! ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised! Above all things, reverence yourself Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Accidents cause people. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Advice is a dangerous commodity. Affirmative action rewards underachievement. After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already! Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! Ain't nerd-life grand? Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Albatross! Algol is not just a star Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping All animals are equal, some more than others. All for one and one for ONE! All generalizations are false All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All mimsy were the borogoves All other boards have no RIME or reason... ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. All programmers want arrays. All right, we'll call it a draw. All sysops are not user friendly! All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All's well that ends. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! Always a tag line! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound America: log on or log off Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An electrician worries about current events An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An expert is someone from out of town. An optimist is a guy without much experience... An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And now for something completely different! And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so with vorpal sword in hand and sometimes the bear eats you. And the men who hold high places... And this is what you do for fun. AND, it frees my palm to do other things! Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE Any body seen my tagline...? Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Anyone could do it with manuals... Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Arabs wear turbines on their heads Are CD's really the Pits? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we having fun yet? Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you sure (N/N)? Are you talking to me ()...? Aristotle was all wet! Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. ASCII and it shall be given unto you. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch." Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Avenge the death of the working class! Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! Baby on board! BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Backup is for whimps! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad is never good until worse happens Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Bang, You're Dead! Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman, was around here somewhere BBS 'till you drop - carrier BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be carefull out there Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be part of the solution not part of the polution Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beat it through the lines Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Before backing up ... make a backup Before you louse something up, THIMK! Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. BETA testing is hazardous to your health. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS! Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware the Jubjub bird Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Bigamist = Italian fog Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows your girlfriend. Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore.... Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: Between The Words Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Bugs are Sons of Glitches. Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Burma Shave. But I DID read the manual... But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But which one is the fatherboard? But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, officer, I was only going ONE way! Butterfliers are free Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE! C is for Bangers. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C-ing is believing C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. California has its faults. Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can elephants fly? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse?? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand am? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can YOU fly? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Canada: C Eh? N Eh? D Eh? Carpenters are just plane folks Castration takes balls. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Caution: Blown Brain At Work! CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE Caution: PET XING CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary. Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Certified to serve! CGA is the pallete from hell Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Children Learn What They Live! Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Class I like : public Sex { \ Clear as mud Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines! Close the door and the light stays on! Closed eyes are not always sleeping. COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. College don't make fools; they only develop them Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common Sense Isn't So Common compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! Computer users take more strokes. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. ConEd - made in the U.S.A Conference Host, Running & Being Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confucious say too damn much! Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confussion will be my epitaph CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Control-ALT-Delete thyself Core error -- bus dumped. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy? What's this little red button for? Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. Danger! Human at keyboard! Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions Darn my hn i s ns Darth Vader sleeps with a teddywookie. day++; dollar--; DBasers do it in fields. Deadlines amuse me. Death cures cancer. Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down... Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? Decisions terminate panic Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Department meeting in 3 minutes Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: The Faster Multitasker Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Diogenes is still searching. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do it with style Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do not believe in miracles. Rely on them. Do not pay any attention to this. Do not read beyond this line. Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law) Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law. Do not remove under penalty of law. DO NOT soak me up with honey please! Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do you C my point? Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Documentation is for people who can't read. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does killing time harm eternity? Does that help at all? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Doing it the hard way is always easier. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Don't ask me-I'm making this up as I go. Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't happy, be worry! Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't judge a book by its movie Don't let me get too deep. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T READ THIS!!! Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&%#~% Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you hate boring taglines? DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive Offensively! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded! DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Dumb Questions are better than smart mistakes! Durians, real fruits for real people. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the World: Untie! Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Earth: Its only ours to borrow! Easy Does It. But Do It Eat more Possum! Eat My Shorts Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat yogurt and get cultured Editing is a rewording activity. Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Electrician -- Person who wires for money Elevator men do it on all floors ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt Epoch: the sound made by a hen Error #1511: Brain Offline Error - Operator out of memory! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. ERROR: CPU not found Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Eschew Obfuscation . . . Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Evangelists do more than lay people Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even this shall pass away... Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every sperm is Sacred! Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE! Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything You Know Is Wrong Everywhere is an LD call from here. Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Explosive when wet Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve False appearance of fine speech Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Fatal Error: You're dead. Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear not, for I have given you authority Features should be discovered, not documented! Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Female programmers get their bits twiddled. fflush and then wwash your hands. Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War, Not Wars! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! Floggings will continue until morale improves Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For tomorrow I diet . . . FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Fortes fortuna adjuvat Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses From the land of graft and corruption! FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... Gary Trudeau for President! Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tagline Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Geologist -- Fault finder George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' Georgia REALLY sucks. Get down and Modem the night away! Get your kicks... Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go For It! Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go softly....it's dark out there God is real, unless declared integer God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world? God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: Gotta have my Corn Pops... Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! GUI: Grab the User In-the-face Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... Hams do it with more frequencies Hands up! Said the laser printer. Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hardware: The part you kick. Has anyone found my marbles? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a nice day. Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you uploaded clip art today? Hawaii is as American as apple poi. He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who laughs last is probably your boss! He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max Health is the slowest possible rate to die Heather: Get drunk and tip cows. Heisenberg may have been here. Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no pizza Hell is kept warm with profane burners HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, my serial number is޺۳ Hello, sailor! Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops! Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts! Help the economy...buy something here !! Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! Help! I've fallen and can't get up. Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS. Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!! Here today, dawn tommorow. Here's Looking At You, Kid Here, there........and everywhere...... Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't. Hey Jim, Are we there yet? Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU! Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite! Hey Wally! Come look at this. Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?! Hindsight is an exact science. Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide... Hire teenagers while they still know everything. Hmmm.. what's this red button foNO CARRIER HO! Home is where the computer is plugged in. Honesty is the best image. Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time! Horn busted! Watch for finger... Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is? HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left??? How can I fail when I have no purpose??? How can I miss you if you won't go away. How do I get my words to RIME ? How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How do YOU spell computer? How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ? How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait.. How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* How ya like me now? Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm. Huh? What? Am I on-line? Humanity is a parisite I  message database managers. I  WP I **TRIED** to register it! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk.... I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am a person of color: My color is White I am correct, the rest of you are wrong! I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I am not arguing with you; I am telling you I am not young enough to know everything. I AM standing. I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD. I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I blinked, therefore I ran. I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I came, I saw, I confused. I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0! I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. I can resist everything except temptation. I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it. I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't help it if I'm lucky... I despise WINDOWS! I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to. I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything! I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability I [] My Cat. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?) I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat. I [] QEdit! I [] TheDraw v. 4.0! I [] Ventura Publisher! I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat. I don't have a life, I have a BBS... I don't know how I got here.... I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY! I dont nead no speling cheker! I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. I forget I found the tests quite elementary. Data I gave it up until Lent I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*! I HATE it when that happens! I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto! I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere! I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. Picard I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just gotta write some new taglines... I just hate it when it does that !! I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like my steak MIDIum rare... I live in a house, but belong in a HOME. I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home. I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my... I love New York! * * * No Radio I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C' I never liked you, and I always will I never met a Lasagna I didn't like! I never metaphysics I didn't like I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I practice moderation to excess. I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser I program, therefore I exist. I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ... I remember me... I think. I run a clean place. Guinan I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood. I saw what you did and I know who you are. I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I support drug tests. Test the politicians. I support MERIT PAY for Politicians. I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure! I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten. I think I've got a headache..... I think, therefore I am on-line. I think, therefore I am, I think I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?) I think, therefore I scan. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong... I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. I thought that you thought... must be mistaken. I thought you were dead... I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!" I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did! I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my... I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter. I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. I wish I could step on this program's bug. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I wish my M-5 had 4DOS... I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I wish there was something interesting to read down here I wish you humans would leave me alone. I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....? I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared... I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes I'd rather be rich! I'd rather be rich than good-looking! I'd rather wear out than rust out. I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^... I'll be back. I'll be back... maybe! I'll deal with today tommorrow. I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. I'll make you famous.... I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind! I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'm a analog man in a digital world I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too? I'm a fragment of your imagination I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! I'm all tagged out! I'm amazed, that it works at all. I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe! I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD< I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm hopelessly addicted to my PC and modem! I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it? I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife. I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return! I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds... I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up! I'm lost! Can you help?.... I'm more humble than you are! I'm neither for, nor against apathy I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm not a supreme being. Picard I'm NOT addicted. I just use the modem all the time. I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T. I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM. I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups! I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas! I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour I'm the one your mother warned you about... I'm tired of thinking up new taglines I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble I've always wanted to make love to an alien. I've fallen and I can't get up. I've fallen... and can't BOOT up! I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've used this particular tagline 346 times. I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer I/O I/O so off to work I go! IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM = Ice Box Machines IBM stands for Inferior But Marketable. IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals. If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD? if ( !broke ) don't_fix(); if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade(); If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived; If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch If a program is useful, it must be changed. If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If an experiment works, something has gone wrong If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, cry. If at first you don't succeed, fake it!! If at first you don't succeed, forget it. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it. If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base. If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels... IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA. If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything. If I can, can you? If I could think of one it'd be right HERE! If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here??? If I only had a 486 . . . If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer If I were rich my butler would answer my mail. If it ain't broke, don't fix it!!! If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing If it was easy, they wouldn't need us. If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard. If it works tinker till it doesn't If it works, break it! If it works, don't fix it! If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, you must have done something wrong. If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong. If it's useless, it will have to be documented. If its stupid and it works - its not stupid If life is but a Dream please wake me up.. If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If my girlfriend caught me on this board... If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only... If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows! If the Message Won't End, Continue It. If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..! If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!! If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth! If this message goes into the void, call me! If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If this were funny, it'd be a tagline. If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in. if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr! If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure. If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy! If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!! If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic! If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale... If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! If you can read this, you are too close. If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it good, make it expensive. If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!) If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your If you hit every time, the target's too near. If you leave 2 bills together, they breed! If you live long enough, it WILL kill you... If you push something hard enough, it will fall over If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast... If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh? If you want it done right do it yourself! If you want it done right, let do it. If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound. IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD(); if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye() if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent Ignorance leads to Indulgence. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away! illegitimati non carborendum Illiterate? Write for free help. Illiterate? Write for information! ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... Images and reflections to brighten my day. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein IMHO: In My Honest Opinion Improve your memory, forget about work Improved - didn't work the second time. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. In any case = In any box ??? In Borland you are never bored! In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time In the computer world, every little bit helps. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton. In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line Inagodadivida, baby! Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Indecision is the basis of Flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE. Inflation means the Buck does not stop here... Ingen har nytte av et lik Innuendo = Italian suppository Inouye shoulda been able to get in... Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! Insert brain, then type Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to c: Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... Iraqi rifle for sale. Never fired. Dropped once. IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise? Is good Data, Gordi's best friend? Is HST faster than the Concord? Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager? Is it ok to panic now? Is it really true that blondes have more fun? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb? Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. Is the dingleberry still fashionable? Is there death after life? Is this Fahrvergngen? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... Is virus a 'micro' organism? It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected". It behooves us to avoid archaisms. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi It was all so different before everything changed. It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it! IT WON'T WORK!!! It works better if you plug it in. It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new! It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes! It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. It's been a business doing pleasure with you... It's better to burn out, than to fade away. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect! It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy. It's just a jump to the left... It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault! It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first! It's never too late to have a happy childhood. It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! It's not pretty being easy It's not the age - it's the mileage! It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's STILL just a DUMB machine ! Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Its hard being BLUE. Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n Its my tagline! I stole it first. Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature. Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!" Jeez, if you love Honkus... Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous! Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes! Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle! Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES! Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups. Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !! Jheeesh!!! Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er... Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia Junior, Quit Playing With Your Floppy!!! Junk - stuff we throw away. Stuff - junk we keep. Just 'cause it won't work; YOU think its buggy Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR Just because. Just gimma a slice of... Just taggin' along for the Rime. Just take those old records off the shelf... Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol. Just try it shorty. Tasha Just trying to keep up... Just waiting for a new version...... Just what does that mean? Just when you thought it was over you were right. Justice is incidental to law and order. Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. Keep London tidy -- eat a pigeon. Keep yr eye upon the doughnut,¬ upon the hole Keyboard is unattached. Press F10 to continue Keyboard locked..Press F1 to continue Keyboard not attached.Press F10 to continue Keyboard not found. Press F1 to continue. Keyboard not found...THINK F1 to continue. Keyboard not functioning. Press F1 to continue. Keyboard not responding! Press any key .... Keyboard not responding! Press any key to contine Kick butt now, take names later? Kill the lawyers first. KINGDOM.ZIP!! More than a game, it's an adventure! KISS (:<) Keep It Simple Stupid Kiss me, I'm a Redneck kjhf7u2sfgywh...HEY, get the cat off my computer! KLEPTOMANIA! Take something for it! Klingons have Ridges. Know what I mean...Vern? Know what I mean?? Wink, wink, nudge, nudge Knowledge is power. L.A.P.D. motto: We treat you like a king LABEL NOT FOUND: go anywhere you like. Ladies with an attitude. Laptop: Lighter than the avg. secretary Last one out of Mass., shut off the lights. Last week I couldn't spell prgmar, now I are one! Last words of Socrates: "I drank what?!?!" Last year many lives were caused by accidents Latin is a real angina gluteus maximus. Laugh, and the world laughs with you! Lawyers, the mothers of deception. Learn a foriegn language...C Learn C++ as a second language! Learn to fly. Skydive. Let them eat cache. Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks! Let X = X. Let's go DX around the world Let's spend the night together! Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins. Life before the real world -- work. Life begins at contraception Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease. Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! Life is boring without EDLIN Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is like a simily Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is short, eat desert first!! Life sucks and then you marry one who won't. Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: what happens when you have other plans. List(en)ing by phone... Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... LISTEN to your children Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. Lonely is the programer with a debuged program. Long live the C64! G-g-guys? I was only kiddin, Long time his manxome foe he sought Look Ma, No Taglines! Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair! Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!! look, It's a drunk tank of trombones! Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them? Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !! Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. Lost - One Tagline - old, but very cuddly. Lots of things are easy when you know the answer Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand. Love of money is the root of all politics. LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong Macho does not prove mucho. MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove Macro Macro Macro Madam I'm Adam Madness takes its toll, exact change please Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject. Make a difference in the world today: Subtract Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make them eat wake Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish! Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Manifest: Why lift the hood? Many are educated...few are learned... Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many pages make a thick book. Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Matrix me the Epson way! May fortune favor the foolish. May the Farce be with you May the FORCE be with you!!! May the next version of WP be the last! May the wind behind you always be your own. May you live in interesting times May you never live to see your wife a widow MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy! MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory is the second thing to go. Memory....??....What memory?? Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Message-write macros, Made to Order. Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. Midden: a kind of fingerless glove MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Might as well face it, you're addicted to code... Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed Missed it by | | <- That much! Missing - presumed married. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". Money talks - mine says "Goodbye" Monotheism is a gift from the gods MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! Morning: cause for alarm Most of our future lies ahead. Most political jokes get elected Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist. Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My dad and I are siamese twins. My God! It's full of stars! My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My last original thought died of loneliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My mind is closed so my body speaks My mistakes are purely erroneous. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mouse only has one ball.... My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My other brain's a schizofrenic My other car is an Edsel. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other tag line is a killer! My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My tagline can beat up your tagline... My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife's other car is a BROOM! Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! Nato Ergo Sum Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Nepotism is relational. Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me". Never a victim without retribution!! Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a machine know you're in a hurry Never lose your sense of the superficial. Never mind the facts - I know what I know Never moon a werewolf... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never smirk at the judge.. Never take a beer to a job interview. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... Never try to outstubborn a cat. Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do. New Book: _How to write a How To book_ Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!! Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!? Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No main() No Gain! No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No Money? Problem. No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No program works the first time you run it. No Tagline available at this time. NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! No, I never read the documentation No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! Nobody notices when things go right. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not now, I have a headache! Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Not tonight honey... I have a modem Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? NOW I've put my ear in it! Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuthin' is simple sometimes... O.K to coninue?? Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Oh boy... Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh my God! Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, no! Not another learning experience! Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O... Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On leave from CNN... On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. One good turn gets all the blankets! One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One man gathers what another man spills... One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One more time...Trying Megamail One never knows, do one? One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! Online ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Only death is fatal - life is not! Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard OOPs! This is C++, not C! OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Optical mice have no balls! OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our viewers need proof! Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" Pagans do it in the Woad Paramedics are patient people. Paranoids are never alone. Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Part-time musicians are semiconductors PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! Pass by the open WINDOWS Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords! Patience -- Wait control Patience is a virgin. Patience NOW! PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait Pave the bay. PC RAID... Kills program bugs, DEAD! PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! Pedal to the Metal Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! People are boring. Computers are fun. People are still having sex. People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People who eat snails are slime!! People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't! People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People would be alive if there were a death penality Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. Pets are the soul of the household Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Photographers do it with a shutter. Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pine Trees are fine trees! Pirates, they're recking it for everyone! Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks! pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies Place written complaint and proof here====>[] Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort. Play it Again, Sam Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth. Please Hold... Please leave deposit in appropriate bank... Please say it isn't so!!! Please wait ONE HOUR before replying... Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!! POPs+OOPs+C==C++ Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!! Possession, n. The whole of the law. Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference? Power attracts the corruptable. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Practice safe eating: use condiments. Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!! Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are! Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel. Press -- to continue ... Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue Press the "any key" to continue. Press the button, my friend, send me back into time. Printer paper is strongest at the perforation printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br Pro Choice! Pro is to con as progress is to Congress Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt. Professor: a textbook wired for sound. PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall Programmer on Computer Programmers do it top down... Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE. Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. Programming _can_ be fun. Programs. Ones w/bugs & ones w/hidden bugs. Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly. Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired... Prunes give you a run for your money. Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user! Psychiatry - the care of the Id by the Odd Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Puns are bad, but poetry is verse. Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! [] Questions, questions! Does it ever end?! R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive halibut will make fission chips. RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! Ramble on..... Random order is an oxymoron. Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... RBBS? Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE Real love stories never have endings. Real men write self-modifying code Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE ! Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE Reality failure. Press enter to continuum. Reality is for people who can't face drugs. Reality is for people who can't handle computers. Reality slap number 999999 coming up Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream ! Really. And do these lions eat ants? Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning Rebel without a clue Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt. Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America. Recycle...It saves money and the world. Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)? Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man! Regards, Doug Relay THIS, fella! Remember who has control of the DEL key! Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting. Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10. Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early. Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. Reputation: what others are not thinking about you Resist the devil and he will flee from you Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Rhode Island, the ocean state. Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA Rick for President! RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out! RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!! Robo is not a COP !! ROBOCOMM IT!!!! ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. Rocks: The original unfinished furniture! ROM wasn't built in a day! RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... Rural life is lived mostly in the country Rush Hour is an oxymoron! RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out. SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. Sally sells C Shells to the C sore. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Save pennies>> Make your own bullets! Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save trees - do everything online Say goodnight, Dick. Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scott me up Beamie! Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scuze'a Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it see here now ... See other side. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Semper fidelis- always faithful. Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! shift key/ never heard of it1111 Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should be read umop apisdn for best results Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Sign here: X______________________________. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. Since you put it that way... Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else! Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So many messages, so little time So many pedestrians, so little time... So many taglines, so little time. So that's all there is! So what if I am a modem junky? SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, where IS the key? So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software is never having to say you're done Software unprotects, a hex change operation Some assembly required. Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result .... Step on no pets! Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop while you're a Thread...... Stove Top? I'm stayin'! STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes Strike any user when ready... strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada Tact is for weenies. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag..... You're it! Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagline? Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline, You're it! Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines mean nothing to me! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines wanted! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Take my advice...I'm not using it Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. TANSTAAFL TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommunicators are special people. Tell it to the Judge terra incognita. [Lat.] Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. test test test and retest Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Thank you. Thank you for reading this message! Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thanks for the tagline. :-) That's about the sum of it. That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's odd -- I had a tagline when I came in here... That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The agony of delete... The Answer is 42 The beatings will continue until morale improves! The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The boss is always right. The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The characters in this message are recyclable The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The dog ate my .REP packet. The early worm has a death wish. The easy way is always the hardest way. The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The First Myth of Management - It exists. The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol The golden years suck The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The hard disk you save may be your own The hills were worn down by eroticism The human race is still in beta test... The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s The mind is what the brain does. The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The mother of all taglines. The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The road to success is always under construction The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The weather is here...wish you were beautiful. The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!! The wine is good but the meat is spoiled. The words we use can compound our problems. The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. There are no skeptics in hell. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are two solutions - hardware or software. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is only one universal passion: fear. There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's more than one answer to these questions... There's no future in time travel. There's no intelligent life down here. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's somthing inside your head... These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! They *blinded* me with Science! They all look the same at 2 A.M. They blew the Bronx away. . . They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! they're cousins, identical cousins... Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Think of it as evolution in action Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This computer is taking over my life!!!! This does not exist. This end down, not up, Stupid! This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a copy of a completely original tagline . This is a Moving Message. This is a stolen tagline This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test. This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions? This is an ex-parrot! This is express written consent of Major League Baseball. This is heavy stuff for a Thursday! This is my tagline and you can't have it. This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is not what you think. This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!! This is the tagline to end all taglines. This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. This is your modem on drugs! This is your pizza. Ƹ$  !zz ً޻ $ This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This line intentionally left blank. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This phone is baroque; please call Bach later. This space available for advertizing. this space for rent This tag brought to you by...they keep going and This tag has been stolen 1 time(s). This tag line intentionally left blank. This Tag line is self referencing! This tagline also stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! This Tagline brought to you by Intelligence INC. This tagline can't be stolen. Call 555-1234. Tagbusters! This tagline cancelled due to lack of interest This tagline contains a virus - DO NOT READ! This tagline Copyright 1991 (C) All rights reserved. :-) This Tagline for Sale This tagline intentionally left blank This tagline is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This Tagline is Death-Trapped. Stay Away. This Tagline is for sale. Call 1-800-TAG-THIS! This tagline is identical to the one you are reading. This tagline is indecipherable!! This tagline is Serial # 2377/AFR-1104.991 This tagline is umop apisdn This tagline is umop apisdn (Spaszoid Strikes!) This tagline is under repair. Thank you. This tagline not sponsored by Pepsi in any way. This tagline protected by an attack cat. This tagline self-destructs when U This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader This Tagline Under Surveillance by the Pinkerton Agency ! This tagline utterly lacks class, but is very cute This tagline was missing, so I filled something in... This tagline was never here. This Tagline will self-destruct in 5 seconds! This thing doesn't compile in time. Need a new 486 Those who fought for it know the true taste of freedom! Those who know me, despise me. Throw rocks at sea-birds; leave no tern unstoned. THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR Tic Tac Toe and way to go Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time Travel Seminar-Two weeks ago, Thursday To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is to screw up.... To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To live-is to risk dying. To process or not to process that is the question! To respond to this message, press "R".... To Serve Man To Ski or Not to Ski THAT is the Question! To sleep, perchance to Dream To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H Today's subliminal message is . Tomorrow we start dieting! Tonsils cure cancer!! Want to buy some? Too much shareware, not enough registration $$$. TOS,TAS,TMP,TWOK,TSFS,TVH,TNG,TFF,???? Totally non-offensive tagline. G-rated. Trekkies of the world, get a life. Trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again! Trust in GOD, *and* tie your camel tight Trust me, I'm a lawyer. Try Clarion for REAL database development!! Try it, you'll like it. Trust me. Try not to unnecessarily or excessively split infinitives TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! Tuba or not tuba? Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING! U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money! U.S. SUPREME COURT  U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35% Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! UNIX... A manly sort of operating system! Unless you can see black then white has no meaning Unregistered Evaluation Copy Unregistered Evaluation Tagline Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your enviroment. Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment Use EXTEND.ZIP to get more handles on life... Use Windex On Your Windows Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing! Variables won't; Constants aren't. VD is nothing to clap about! Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Vios con dios! Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Volem missatges en catal!!! Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Wanted: Good taglines to steal... WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) WARNING: Programmer X-ing WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch your back - hot files coming through! Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Watson, the game's afoot! We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We are ships that pass in the night. We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We came, we saw, we BBSed. We come in peace, shoot to kill. We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't need no stinkin' patches! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. We must believe in free will. We have no choice. We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We used to be Schizophrenic. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We'll remove any stain&sew up the hole -Laundram We'll take the stairs. Weather's here; wish you were beautiful. Websters: recursive. Adj. see recursive. Welcome to last years meeting of the Procrastinators Club Welcome to Texas...now GIT! Welcome to the only nice motel in town. Welfare and TV are today's bread and circuses. Well, your raster disolved your bitmap..... What a lovely world it is that has women in it! What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What can you do at 3 AM? PSSSTTT - got a modem? What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What do you expect? This is California! What does this button do?... What fools these morals be! What good grammar you got. What school you went? What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What GUI? I don't see anyone! What happened to my CUBBIES? What happens when fish trip? What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What if all this were real? What if there were no hypothetical situations What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What it is, is what it is What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What part of NO didn't you understand? What the heck happened here??!! What we DON'T need is more laws! What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's another word for Thesaurus? What's in a Name? What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V What? Me Worry? WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx Whats the world coming to? A dead end... When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in doubt fire photons! When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, worry. When in doubt...RTFM! When in Rome . . . romance! When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the.... When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When you come to a fork in the road, take it! When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! Where am I... and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever Yugo, I go. WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where's the "ANY KEY"? Wherever you go - there you are. Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who invented SHORT people? Who invited all these tacky people? Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who says 1200 baud is slow??? Who, what, when and with who? Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why Bother With Taglines? Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why C++ and not ++C? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!? Why do pensioners have to eat catfood? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway??? Why do you read taglines? Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why get even, when you can get odd? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is that light %^&&& Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why ME? Why not YOU? Why read it when you can print it? Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. WILDNET : If you're interested in something different. Wilimanakabeetsai! Will Windows 3.1 be any good? William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows is a kolossal kludge. Windows IS NOT a virus...viruses do something. WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! WINDOWS SUCKS!! WINDOWS, Just say NO!!! Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better WINTER is Nature's way of saying, "UP YOUR'S!" Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-! With a calendar your days are numbered! With free advice, you get what you paid for Without waves there would be no change Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! Women do come with instructions, ask them! Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them! Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!! WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination! Workshops are the bane of civilization. World's greatest Gif collector. Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Would George be president if his name was Harry? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! Write all complaints legibly -> [] WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. XEROX never comes up with something original Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yer such a wild thang! Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons. Yes, but are you SURE? Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You are HERE ----> ! <----- You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose You can't believe everything your hear. You can't get there from here. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. YOU look like an elephant! You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You might as well - I stole yours. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You said a mouseful! You threw out my WHAT? You want it when?? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You're standing where I want to pee. You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Your .ZIP file is open! Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat just ran over my dog. Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your shoe is ringing. Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII [<<] [>] [>>] [] [||] [|>] \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE//////////////////////// ________________________+ Doug + es re ig m r -- Ռm at eve. Qu? yas eh d'tahW. mih raeh uoy diD Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It Everything is just chemistry! Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis > IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ This is no test - repeat, this is no test ǹ $|}d/\/\ ޺۳ݳݳ <- Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this? ̹ xuŒr >This space intentionally left blank< ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Christmas ͵ Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! ػؼTAGLINEؼFROMػHELLؼػؼ hs al h$ r$ n t - dnt $tl !!!! o--Theft Proof Tagline o--Theft resis- Don't panic.. it's only a virus h  mM g h$ s G g. h$ s G ❞ 癙 ¿ÿ $x $ r $gÿ.... ...x}|} $-- to continue ... Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.. An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last. Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Irony: Giving father a billfold for Christmas. Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales. The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it. A person in a passion rides a mad horse. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Celery raw develops a jaw. But stewed, is quietly chewed Where there is a stink feces there is the odor of being. A yawn is a silent shout. "A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices" If this is a battle, then you have already lost. "Every why hath a wherefore." An optimist is a guy without much experience... Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predicament. A person is a lion in his own cause. Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!! Any certainty is a delusion. "Beulah, peel me a grape." I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child. Every crowd has a silver lining. Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Strange but not a stranger... He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. In this world a man must either be anvil or hammer. When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. A person without a navel lives within all of us. The trouble with a kitten is that, eventually it's a cat. To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. "Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac The wife of a careless man is almost a widow. The mouse with a single hole is quickly caught by the cat I am not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face. Misfortunes always enter a door left open for them. "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. COFFEE.COM not found: A)dd more, R)eheat F)reak out. The more known about people, the more to admire in dogs. The worst thing about censorship is . I never rise above the noise and confusion... Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them. The best defense against logic is stupidity. The arrogance of age must submit to be taught by youth. Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go. When everyone thinks alike, then everyone is stupid. When all think alike, then no one is thinking. As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. "May you live all the days of your life." Swift Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing. Overestimation: Thinking that all your geese are swans. Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers. No answer is also an answer. Round numbers are always false. Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol. Our future is always uncertain our end is always too near A farmer is always going to be rich next year. God heals, but always someone else wants a fee. One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. I am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal. If this were an actual tagline, it might be funny. O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Take two crows and caw me in the morning "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Wisdom of many and the wit of a half. Man loves little and often, woman much and rarely. Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Words, words, words. And no place to put them all! There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. When you find anything that works, it usually fails. Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. Pedestrian: The most approachable chap in the world. Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming Words and ideas are what change our world. Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling. Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! "All humans things are subject to decay." The only realities are the atoms and empty space. Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids. "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed. I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in. *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Architecture is the art of how to waste space. A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature. Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. "With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike." No one does as much harm as one going about doing good. I'm as innocent as a new-laid egg. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. All reality is aspect dependent. Today, take an astronaut to launch. The best blood at times gets into fools and mosquitoes. Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Childish Game: One at which your spouse beats you. Please don't yell at me. I'm new at this. "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat. That's a smug aura of respectability you see in a mirror? Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister Memoirs are the backstairs of history. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth. You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned. You tell 'em Bank, You're safe. Look out for barking dogs that bite. A good dog barks when told. This door is baroque; please call Bach later. I may not be perfect, but I am all I got! Most allies must be watched just like the enemy. Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health. Things could only be worse in Cleveland. Every child should be given the desire to learn. You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you. A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Save trees, eat beavers. No person ever became wicked all at once. History repeats itself because nobody listens Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. Misery brings strange bedfellows. They who drink beer will think beer. Where do honey bees go potty? At a BP station naturally. The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. Honesty: Fear of being caught. It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans. A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth. Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god. Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. We're off doing beta, the wonderful beta of oooz Old age is better than the alternative. Is wetter REALLY better? Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. If you can't bite, don't show your teeth. ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII. When no wind blows, even the weather vane has character. We are in bondage to the law so that we may be free. If it ain't borken, don't fix it. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Fat heads, lean brains. You tell 'em Brake, You've got the drag. Please! Do not break character! The only heavy breathing I ever hear is after aerobics. Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch. Politics: Passing the buck or passing the doe. An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny. That's not a bug, that's a feature. We ask advice but we mean approbation. Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact. I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you. I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a mirage. Time is precious, but truth is more so. Marriage, a romance but the hero dies in the 1st chapter. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. You tell 'em Butcher, You've got a lot of tongue. Hm..what's this red button foNO CARRIER Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote. <<< Tagline deleted by Natl Endowment for the Arts >>> The mind grows by what it feeds upon. Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues. This tagline stolen by Silly Little Mail Reader! You tell 'em cabbage, You've got the head. You tell 'em calendar, You've got lots of dates. It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove it. Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher. Even the blind can see money. Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine. Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's. Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living. By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. Without fingers you cannot even thumb your nose. "Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again. If you don't care where you are, then you can't get lost. Judge not a carpenter on how fast chips fly. A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason. You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller. To the old cat, the tender mouse. You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur. Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. If one cannot catch a bird of paradise, grab a wet hen. The highest bidder catches the most politicians. You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave. Adventure is the champagne of life. Getting a second chance is never a certainty. Everything changes except change itself. When in doubt; Cheat ! "Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim HELP! Protect America's children, soil, and water today. You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep. Jury: A group chosen to decide who has the best lawyer. You tell 'em Church Bell, I told you. You tell 'em Cigarette, You're lit up. The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose. To be too clever is to be stupid. Choose heaven for climate, hell for society. You tell 'em Clock, You've got the time. Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! It was so cold, I almost got married. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. When the bad combine, the good must associate. The World: A comedy for thinkers; a tragedy for feelers. The world is coming to an end! Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition. Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed. Whatever is well conceived can be well expressed. Reality: Only a concept and the home of the brave. Only hey can conquer who believe they can. Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead. We have resumed control...we have resumed control... It's a poor cook who cannot lick his own fingers. A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams. Pants: Trousers' country cousins. Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it. Straight trees have crooked roots. A good rooster crows in any hen house. What youth deemed crystal, age finds was dew. You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled. No medicine can cure a vulgar person. It's easier to curse the candle than light the darkness. You tell 'em Custard Pie, You've got the crust. Other times, other customs. Cynicism is intellectual dandyism. Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? Each day a day goes by. I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. Skeptics are seldom deceived. Let no good deed go unpunished. There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea. Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes. Living: The best demonstration of victory over mortality. You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull. You tell 'em Dictionary, You're full of information. "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.." Old musicians never die, they just decompose. Not everything more difficult is more meritorious. A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable. America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them. Talking is another disease of age. On a clear disk you can seek forever. I had a dislocated funny bone, but it's better now Detour: The roughest distance between two points. Those without heads do not need hats. How many times do you need to be tolled anyway? It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is? Those who can, Do. Those who can't, Criticize. You tell 'em Doctor, You've got the patience. Raising your voice does not reinforce your argument. Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long. Even a noseless dog can stink. An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree. You tell 'em Dough, You're well bred. When we can't dream the time for death has arrived. America is a dream to most of the world. Camels have wet dreams too. Only in your dreams are you really free. Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations. What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals. Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light! "Earth was not earth before her sons appeared." Character is much easier kept than recovered. If you don't eat garlic, they'll never smell it on you. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad. Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of Vice-Presidents. Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. You tell 'em Electricity, You can shock 'em. Silence is more eloquent at times than words. Outside noisy, inside empty. Madre que consiente engorda una serpiente. This fellow's wise enough to play the fool. Adult: One old enough to know better. Excess is never enough. You tell 'em Envelope, You're well posted. The cautious seldom err. The child had every toy his father wanted. Communication.. without it, everyone's a mushroom. I can resist everything except temptation. I can resist everything/anything except temptation. PCs are OK except when you use them as bowling balls. Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking. Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. Poker Face: The face that launched a thousand chips. If you don't fall down, you're not trying! The ripest fruit falls first.. "Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain A great many family trees were started by grafting. The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none. Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air. Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in. His face was filled with broken commandments. Don't knock President Fillmore; he kept us out of VietNam Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. To live now, first come to terms with your past. God made the first garden, Cain the first city. Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate. Learning makes people fit company for themselves. Where are those flashbacks they promised me? "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo" "Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..." Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought. Words are not food, though sometimes we must eat them. Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with. Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money A fool searches for a greater fool to find admiration. Are you waiting for your prey? What are friends for? - R.M. Nixon Wait! That's the FORBIDDEN dance! You aren't here forever, Enjoy each day as a miracle. Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum. "A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass" A pest: A friend in need. Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn. Mischief all comes from too much opening of the mouth. Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't. Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse? You tell 'em Gambler, You've got winning ways. Security is a game but the final goal is never reached. The thing most generally raised on land is taxes. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. Criminal: One who gets caught. Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache. Monotheism is a gift from the gods! Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen. Remember................. Wherever you go, there you are. Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better. Those whom the gods love grow young. "I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul." Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain ! A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first. As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there You tell 'em Goldfish, You've been around the globe. Obesity: A surplus gone to waist. This is a good day to let down old friends who need help. Women take to good hearted men. Also from. Hero-worship: Idol gossip. No person should govern another without their permission. Misteaching: Telling one's grandmother how to suck eggs. Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever. Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest. Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon. Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. "Life has a great deal up its sleeve." Greed is good, greed works. Make two grins grow where there was only a grouch before. Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body. If youth only had a chance or old age any brains. Well begun is half done. A big enough hammer fixes anything Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Politics: The glad hand and the marble heart. Many kiss the hand that they wish cut off. Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery. Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. Old birds are hard to pluck. That's right, try hard to be good at the game of life. You tell 'em Hard-Boiled Egg, You're hard to beat. Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge. A KGB keyboard has no key! Even the lion has to protect himself against flies. The Caldecott Tunnel has less traffic than that vagina. Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have. How much memory have you got? One brain, one memory. Some settling may have occurred in shipping. Thousands of journeys have a start but no end. Drop your carrier...We have you surrounded! Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf Only the rich have distant relatives. Teaching: Appearing to have known your subject forever. Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever. "Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance." A little truth helps the lie go down. What we have here is a failure to communicate. So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind! If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much. Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others. To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a. Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography. Charity begins at home, and mostly ends where it begins. Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other. You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tale. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far. To be a human without passion is to be dead. You tell 'em Hunter, I'm game. The truth doesn't hurt unless it ought to. Fear not, for I have given you authority To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see. Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me. Trust me, would I lie to you..... TWICE? To whom should I go to for some self-help? Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. "I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband." I think that I'm the friendliest guy in my zipcode. --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--. It works better if you plug it in *AND THEN* turn it on. Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not. It works better if you plug it in where it should be. Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork? The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. Power is an illusion; only stupidity is real. Planned parenthood --- the impossible dream. We all live in a yellow subroutine. One who is in peril thinks with their legs. Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone. It is hereditary in my family to have no children. What is learned in youth is understood in age. ROM wasn't built in a day. He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. There's no skeletons in my closet! A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge. When uncertain, or in doubt, run in circles and scream. "A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness. Corruption. The most infallible symptom of liberty. Human Being: An ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Tact is the intelligence of the heart. Worry is the interest paid on trouble in advance. All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. 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The best doctor is the one you run for and can't find. Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction. The trodden path is the safest. Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue. Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey. Learning without thought is labor lost. A good scare is better than good advice. A leap year is never a good sheep year. A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for. A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today. A leap year is never a good sheep year. To do nothing is in every person's power. Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile. Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming. The living world is a continuum in each and every aspect. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on If you find it, it is always in the last place you look. Love your enemies -- it makes them so damned mad. What good does it do an ass to be called a lion? I finally got it all together, but forgot where I put it Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. Money is round, it rolls away. Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission? I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! "To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero Difficult? I wish it had been impossible! Yield to temptation; It may not pass your way again. Spaghetti code = job security. There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out. The Day of Judgement is approaching, or it is not. You tell 'em June, And don't July. My reality check just bounced. What the heck just happened here? Poker: It's darkest just before you've drawn. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble. Retreat hell! We're just fighting in another direction. Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself. Little boats should keep near the shore. DANGER! Human at keyboard! Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why... To live well, know the difference between good and evil. Psychic Con: You know where and when Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where... A child prodigy knows not to bother with it. To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung. Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age. No wonder can last more than three days. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. "Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee Happiness is no laughing matter. Custom is the law of fools. He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid. Philosophy: A route leading from nowhere to nothing. One lie always leads to another. I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo. "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light." Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet. The tree of liberty is watered with the blood of tyrants. A beard signifies lice, not brains. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth. "What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron All your future lies beneath your hat. A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one. That concept looks like a chicken in a windstorm. Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so. Network management is like trying to herd cats... Things are more like they used to be than they are now. The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only heavier The world is like a cactus except the pricks are inside. Stupidity has no limits, genius does. Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun. Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot. Think much, speak little, and write less. I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money. I want to live with a synonym girl... God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to. Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction. It's love, it's love that makes the world go round. Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows. 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Disraeli "All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices" Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment. Does it really matter which cola I drink? What a day may bring, a day may take away. Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Do you like me for my brain, or my BAUD? Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence. Where you've been means much less than where you're going Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats. "Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow. Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole. To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures. Man is the missing link between apes and human beings. Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do. Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity. You tell 'em Moon, You're out all night. "Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." What fools these morals be! There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on The wise learn more from fools than fools from the wise. Cow's breath attracts mosquitoes and tsetse flies! He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense. Leisure is the mother of philosophy. Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home! You tell 'em Mountain, I'm only a bluff. An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart. Civilization is a movement, it is a voyage not a harbor. You must know much before you know how little you know. You learn as much by writing as you do by reading. If you throw mud, you will have dirty hands. None but a mule denies his family. Mister! Here's your mule! Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. With foxes we must play the fox. Philosophic enjoyment = mutual misunderstanding. I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of them. I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere. I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my... If you want my advice, pay me! hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology. Children have more need of models than of critics. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. Remember, the end never justifies the meanness. The sun is never the worse for shining on a dunghill. Women and elephants never forget real or supposed injury. "Women and elephants never forget." Parker Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade... "God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope Homo sum; humani nihil a me alienum puto. An atheist has no invisible means of support. Beauty faded has no second spring. Judicial reform is no sport for the short-winded. Where there is no shame, there is no honor. En boca cerrada no entran moscas. Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust.... Dios tarda pero no olvida. When we are not sure, we are alive. The past is not what it will be. The cinema is not a slice of life but a piece of cake. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. The future is not what it used to be. The consumer is not a moron, it is your spouse. Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige! "The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake The city is not a concrete jungle. It is a human zoo. 5" floppy is not better than 3" hard. Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate. A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet. Honesty pays, but not enough for some. It's nobody's business, not even mine. A mother is not a dust rag. A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. Art is vision not expression. One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes. All things change, nothing is extinguished. A hole is nothing, but you can break your neck in it. Man: There is nothing more miserable and more arrogant. God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. Penguin: The headwaiter of the Antarctic. This open hand of desire wants everything. Vulgarity: The conduct of others. Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other. In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. Graveyards are full of the indispensable. Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote. .... a deluge of words and drop of sense. The only winner of the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow. Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. The eventual supremacy of reason should be accepted. Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection. Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist. Rainforest: a scarcity of animals a plethora of tourists. Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal. "The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret Every valuable idea offends someone. Lean books are often larded with the fat of others' works Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!! If you're too old to learn, you were born so. Marriages are based on believing you won the arguments. Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it. The Devil falls on account of his gravity. If God lived on earth, people would break his windows. Knowledge rests not on truth alone, but upon error also. The truth is one thing that nobody will believe. All for one; one for all; ME above all! An ass thinks one thing, his rider another. "Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custer An agreeable person: One who agrees with you. Life is an onion and one peels it crying. Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player! Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. This tagline is only for the living. He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without. Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. People are the only creatures with the power of laughter. America is the only country founded on a good idea. Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. You tell 'em Operator, You've got their number. Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. Radical: Anyone whose opinion differs from ours. Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts. Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo? Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old. The best way out of a difficulty is through it. When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns "The only victory over love is flight." Napoleon I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks! You tell 'em Owl, You're wise. We make our own fortunes and call them our fate. Quien da el pan impone la ley. Love truth but pardon error. Chance makes our parents, but choice makes our friends. Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ. Confirmation of the past is often the greatest surprise. Tips: Wages we pay other people's hired help. Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people. All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one Whenever Possible, Put People On Hold Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out. Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. You tell 'em Piano, You're upright and square. Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. "Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. Restaurant: An eating place that does not sell drugs. Art is either plagiarism or revolution. Originality is undetected plagiarism. You tell 'em playing cards, You know the joker. Reader not found, please notify tagline. It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. "A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone. That was a pointing device? My cat thought it was dinner. Bedfellows make strange politicians. The purification of politics is an iridescent dream. Ambition destroys its possessor. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Keyboard not connected, press to continue. I do not pretend to know what the ignorant are sure of. A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! You tell 'em Printer, I'm not your type. As lacking in privacy as a goldfish. Morality is a private and costly luxury. College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return. Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli. Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces. Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies! "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve You tell 'em Railroad, It's not along my line. Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire. Praise: What you receive when you are no longer alive. We are all related...relatively speaking Computers can never replace human stupidity. Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible. Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature. Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. Doubt is the root of education, not faith. Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on. Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind. Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos. Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing. Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed. Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit. Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life. If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle. Today is the scene of the accident. Iron sharpens iron; scholar, the scholar. Art is I; Science is We. Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit. "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?" Quien con perros se acuesta con pulgas se levanta. Put on your seatbelt. I'm gonna try something new. All sentences that seem true should be questioned. A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can. He is a self-made man, and worships his creator. "Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson You tell 'em September Morn, No one has anything on you. How do I set my Laser Printer to "Stun"? Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear. Let art alone. She's got enough guys sleeping with her. He is a sheep in sheep's clothing. You tell 'em Shoemaker, You know awl. You realize how short a month when you pay alimony. God gave burdens shoulders also. Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit. Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send Donations to: You tell 'em Simon, I'll Legree. It is a sin peculiar to people to hate their victims. Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly. Money is the sinews of both love and war. Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. If the family skeleton must remain, make it dance. There is a skeleton in every old house. Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed. Never trust a skinny cook. You tell 'em Skyscraper, You have more than one story. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in. Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats. Why are there so many gnarly limbs on my family tree? if you want someone to keep a secret, keep it yourself. Teamwork gives you someone else to blame. Nature, like people sometimes weeps for gladness. The deeper the sorrow, the less tongue hath it. It's a poor sort of memory that only works backwards. You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort. Computers also eliminate spare time. She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties. Wit is the spice of conversation, not the food. Army food: The spoils of war. A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? 43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!! Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity? DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. A true diplomat struts sitting down. I can't be stupid, I completed third grade! I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter than you Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever. The race from stupidity is to the driven, not the swift. Malice is merely stupidity raised to a higher power. You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane. Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick. There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear. Your sweet words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle I would have suffered a lot more if understood. "And when fate summons monarchs must obey;" A day without sunshine is like night. Error reading FAT Table...Try Skinny one ? (Y/N) Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir. To steal this tagline press now. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain. Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. You tell 'em teacher, You've got the class. Dew is the tears which the stars weep. "No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me. Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well. A person never tells you anything until contradicted. Enough research will tend to support your theory. "A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer. Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often. I'm more humble than you are! Prevention is better than cure. Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier. Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund? SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. A thief believes that everybody steals. Only the hand that erases can write the true thing. Prune: A plum that has seen better days. Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds. It's a tragedy that no man become like their mothers. Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word. You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed. Th-th-th-that's all, folks! "Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception. Indiscriminate study bloats the mind. Hmmm, When is the last time the Tooth Fairy visited you? Every person is the architect of their own fortune. The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing! It runs in the blood like wooden legs. Feather by feather the goose is plucked. A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game. The fish in the sea are as good as the fish removed. A bird in the hand's better than one overhead. Ancient custom has the force of law. Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads. A pain in the butt may be a friend in need. A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand. The pen is the tongue of the mind. "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer Good taste is the flower of good sense. Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness. A book is the only immortality. So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop. The hole and the patch should be commensurate. A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard. TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket. We have met the enemy, and he's all yours! The proof is the phylogeny of plant-animal interactions. "Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR If I save the whales, where do I keep them? The footprint of the owner is the best manure. A statesman shears the sheep; the politician skins them. "Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean." Live so that the family parrot can live afterwards. Celery farmers play the stalk market. To live in the hearts we leave behind, is not to die. Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life. I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand it! Biography: One of the terrors of death. Hospitals: Places where the run down wind up. "The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK? A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box. No one test the depth of a river with both feet. I have seen the future and it is now the past. Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45) Every person constructs their own bed of nails. Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where's there's smoke, there's toast. I think ... therefore I am overqualified. Mistrust first impulses, they are always good. Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt. "How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another. Postscript: The only thing of interest in some letters. there are three things that come next, uh four... Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed. Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed. Facts are stubborn things. No one can think clearly with clenched fists. The characters in this message are recyclable That was then, this is now. May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss. He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu." Hollywood: A trip through a sewer in a glass bottom boat. Put off procrastinating till a later time. Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths. Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies. The longer the title, the less important the job. It is easier to catch flies with honey than with vinegar. It is easy to propose impossible remedies. If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most things off. It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it. Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a child. It is dangerous to confuse children with angels. Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that! A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call. Every person gets to heaven in their own way. When you go to the market, use your eyes, not your ears. Women's clothes: Go to extremes, seldom to extremities. It is hard to believe that even his friends like him. Never lean forward to push an invisible object. Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market. Everyone IS entitled to my opinion. Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary. Everyone is entitled to my opinion. What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. It is better to know useless things than to know nothing. If people listened to themselves, they would shut up. It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it The only way to judge the future is by knowing the past. We hired you to baby sit. You cooked and ate them BOTH? 'Tis the season to be punny...... If you want to hide your face, walk naked. Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow. Are we supposed to be having fun yet? Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun. Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse? A person slow to anger is better than the mighty. Maybe it's right to be nervous now... If you try to be too sharp, you will cut yourself. The best way to save face is to keep the lower part shut. It takes two to make a bargain. What grammar is to speech, logic is to reason. Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark. Here today, dawn tomorrow. Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ?? You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies. "Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde He who talks too much commits a sin. Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.. The first step towards philosophy is incredulity. Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thinkers. If it isn't true, at least it is a happy invention. Legal Marijuana needs true glaucoma patients. The course of true anything never does run smooth. What is the True meaning of DOS? Without love and trust all you can be in life is alone. In God we trust; all others must pay cash. Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others. America is a tune. It must be sung together. You can't step twice in the same river. When choosing between two evils, select the newer one. Hypocrisy is the type of homage vice pays to virtue. This tagline is umop apisdn. She has been under more drunken sailors than a head. With consequences, the unexpected always predominate. Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Reality.Sys corrupted -- Reboot Universe (Y/N)? Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry. Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer. It's not over until the FAT table sings We NEVER grow up, we just get older, and older, and ... Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Contraceptives: to be used on all conceivable occasions. * <|-) User is Chinese. * :-* User just ate something sour. What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot? A father is usually a banker provided by nature. This tagline no verb. Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato. Seriousness is the very next step to being dull. Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose. The fewer our wants, the more we resemble the gods. The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork. Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn. "To love her was a liberal education." Steele WARNING... drinking tap water may kill your thirst! Everyone meets their Waterloo at last. Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection. Hick: Looks both ways before crossing a one-way street. The world, as we know it, has come to an end!! Madam, an error, we did a hysterectomy on your husband We're lost, but we're making good time. Illustrate your Sermons! Wear "far side" ties. My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT What if there were no hypothetical situations? To excel at what you do, you must love doing it. Used Car: Not what it is jacked up to be. MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove. How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems.. Wear old clothes when you fight for truth and liberty. Public opinion flourishes where there are no ideas. Wedding: A funeral where you smell your own flowers. A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking. You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot. Resort: A place where the tired grow more tired. Laundry: A place where clothes are mangled. Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot. Think hard now! Which one is Shinola? Never trust anyone who speaks well of everyone. Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes. Creditor: A man who has a longer memory than a debtor. "They also serve who only stand and wait." Hobo: A person who builds palaces and lives in shacks. They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak. Bore: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Golfer: A person who hits and tells. Honest Politician: One who stays bought. No generalization is wholly true, not even this one. Religious people are wicked, how would they be without? Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night. Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance. From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance. Many possess the wisdom of many and only the wit of one. Adversity makes people wise but not rich. Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. How dieth the wise man? As the fool. "But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!" Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true. I'm a hero with coward's legs. (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer. Repartee: An insult with a suit and tie on. The only argument with the wind is to put on a coat. Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave. Kibitzer: A person with an interferiority complex. "You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen." Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. "Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job Think and you won't sink. Please! Take my word for it. Software independent: Won't work with ANY software. Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Shareware it only works if you pay. It's better the world wonder why you *AREN'T* President. What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow? "Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake Some cures are worse than the disease. If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well. A hangover the wrath of grapes Biography should be written by an acute enemy. Abandon all hope, ye who press  here All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. Dollars cannot buy yesterday. Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. The hard disk you save may be your own. At all ages you are certain you still have another year. A gun gives you the body, not the bird. I be nibble, you be quick, he jumped over the Joystick. If at first you don't succeed; Blame everyone else If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If at first you doubt, doubt again. It's what inside you, not the outside that counts. If at first you don't succeed: Blame everyone else. Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. If at first you doubt, doubt again, and again ... Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age. Hotel: A place you give good dollars for bad quarters. If I were you, who'd be me? No matter where you go, there you are. It is when you take for yourself that you truly take. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Spring makes everything young again except humans. You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. Without my ignorance, your knowledge would be meaningless You can't eat your friends and have them too. Be nice on your way up, you'll meet on the way down. Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle. Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character. Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Press "+" to see another tagline. All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ This tagline stolen by Off-Line Xpress! Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. MSI HQ! BBS - Home of Off-Line Xpress 805-395-0650 Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! This tagline is umop apisdn hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? ...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star... ?pu gnikcab yb naem uoy tahw siht sI "Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?" "Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time. "Cashew?" "Gesundheit!" "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" "Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush "Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain. "Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment." "Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda. "He who hesitates is lunch !" "Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf? "How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg. "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates. "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!" "If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner. "If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner. "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates "Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up. "Let me sweeten the deal a bit for you," - Beelzebub. "Life," he said, "Don't talk to ME about life!". "Make love not war" people probably flunked both. "Nietzsche is dead," God. "No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg "None of the Above" for President. "Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!" "Off with her head!" shouted the Queen. "Ok, now for a quick backu&#^1s" "Once," adverb: Enough. 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Hmmmm..... 3 dreaded words: " hard disk failure." 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't. 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.. 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will. 486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do... 5 floppy is not better than 3 hard. 640k = 4480 in dog bytes. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981. 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them. 80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe. 90% of any business transaction is selling yourself. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation. 93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false. A "lotus?" I thought that was a Grasshopper. A "program" is used to turn data into error messages. A bachelor enjoys the chase but doesn't eat the game. A bad peace is even worse than a war. A bear robbed of cubs is safer than the folly of fools. A beard signifies lice, not brains. A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed. A big enough hammer can usually fix anything. A big mouth travels far and fast. A bigot will not reason, a fool cannot, a slave dare not. A billion dollars isn't what it used to be. A billion here, a billion there, soon it is real money. A bird in the hand is the best way to eat chicken. A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. A bird in the hand's better than one overhead. A bird in the bush can't make a mess in your hand. A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting. A bonded penguin is a happy penguin. A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass. A book is the only immortality. A brilliant smile will get you fan mail from lighthouses. A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. A cannibal only opens his mouth to change your feet. A cat would be man's best friend, but never stoops to it. A celebrity is a person who is known for well-knownness. A child prodigy knows not to bother with it. A choice is always possible, even without any options. A clean, neat, and orderly desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is most often a sign of a bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no flies. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A closed mouth maintains a happy mind. A cold Diet Coke and another Camel. A committee has six or more legs and no brain. A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking. A crappie is not a sunfish found in a toilet. A critic knows the way but can't drive the vehicle. A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket. A day without sunshine is like a night. A day without okra is like a day without sunshine. A day without sunshine is like night. A deluge of words and drop of sense. A dime saved is a dollar earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer A dry sense of humor is better than slobbering everywhere A family reunion is an effective form of birth control. A farmer is always going to make it rich the next year. A father is usually a banker provided by nature. A flying particle will seek the nearest eye. A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee. A fool and his money are soon elected. A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool must search for a greater fool to find admiration. A fool must now and then be right by chance alone. A friend in need is a pest. A friend is something you earn. A generation which ignores history has no past or future. A gentleman can disagree without being disagreeable. A good angle to approach any problem is the try-angle. A good dog barks when told. A good hot dog feeds the hand that bites it. A good library must always be a two way street. A good man gone wrong is usually a bad man found out. A good marriage outlasts the first box of dental floss. A good memory is one trained to forget the trivial. A good organizer is the one who is careful to plan ahe A good pun is its own reword. A good rooster crows in any hen house. A good scare is better than good advice. A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit. A gourmet thinking calories is a tart looking at a clock. A great many family trees were started by grafting. A gun gives you the body, not the bird. A hangover: the wrath of grapes. A hard disk is good to find. A heavy night snowstorm is God saying: "Take today off." A hen is an egg's way of making another egg. A hen tomorrow is more valuable than an egg today. A hen who lays an egg cackles as if it was an asteroid. A hole is nothing but you can still break your neck in it A horse is a horse, of course, of course. A horse may go freely to water, but a pencil must be lead A hug warms the soul and places a smile in the heart. A hundred stars do not equal the light of the one moon. A hundred thousand lemmings can't all be wrong. A husband is a lover with the nerve extracted. A husband is the medicine for the ills of girlhood. A jerk present in a group indicates a jerk in charge. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance. A jug is carried under your coat for a dishonest reason. A KGB keyboard has no key. A kind word and gun gets you more than a kind word alone. A king's castle is his home. A lady is one who only shows her underwear intentionally. A lady wearing a chastity belt is not going to a ball. A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless paid for. A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right. A leap year is never a good sheep year. A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant fool. A liar isn't believed even when he speaks the truth. A liberal is a person with no interests now at stake. A lie in time saves nine. A lie is terminological inexactitude. A little ignorance can go a long way. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. A little truth helps the lie go down. A living example of Artificial Intelligence. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, or was it here? A lotus? I thought that was a Grasshopper. A low yield atomic bomb is like being a bit pregnant. A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available. A male rite of passage: Writing your name in the snow. A man in love mistakes a pimple for a dimple. A man in the house is worth two on the street - Mae West. A man is only as good as what he loves. A man should live forever, or die trying. A man who smiles when things go wrong knows who to blame. A man without a god is like a fish without a bicycle. A man's a man for that. A man's house is his hassle. A mind is a terrible thing to taste. A mind is a terrible thing to lay off. A minister says matrimony should be enduring. It is. A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor. A mob has many heads, but no brains. A mother-in-law is often a mother. A mother is not a dust rag. A mother of quintuplets gave spouse a separate bedroom. A mother pampering a child is raising a serpent. A motion to adjourn is always in order. A mouse is an elephant built in Japan. A new mother soon becomes a chief cook and bottom washer. A newspaper is to a book as a whore is to a lady. A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices. A noisy exhaust to some almost amounts to a mating call. A nose in artificial manure is not studying nature. A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket. A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia. A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify. A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure. A pain in the butt may be a friend in need.. A pen is mightier than a sword except it runs out of ink. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out. A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy. A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. A penny saved is ridiculous. A perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 am. A person does not have a sense of humor, it has you. A person in a passion is riding a mad horse. A person is a lion in his own cause. A person never tells you anything until contradicted. A person with two watches is never sure what time it is. A person without a navel lives within all of us. A person's got to know his limitations to avoid failure. A pest: A friend in need. A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway. A pitcher that goes to a well too often is broken first. A plucked goose doesn`t lay golden eggs. A poet is a kind of liar who always speaks the truth. A poet reading his verse in public has a nasty habit. A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck. A problem can be found for almost every solution. A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep. A programmer and his mind are soon parted A recession is what takes the wind out of your sales. A red nose can be the result of sunshine or moonshine. A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage. A rock ----->me<----- A hard place. A rolling stone is better than a bird in the hand. A rooster clucks defiance -- but a lawyer. A Rotarian was the first to call John the Baptist "Jack." A school: Building with four walls and tomorrow inside. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack. A shower is the halfway point between bed and world. A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. A slap vs a slog is like a ribbon vs an obi. A sleeping fox counts hens in his dreams. A small object that is accidentally dropped will hide. A smile is the sunshine that is a part of life. A Smith & Wesson beats four aces every time. A spoonful of sugar helps any medicine go down. A statesman shears sheep, a politician skins them. A table of contents has no drawers. A teetotaller makes the worst drunkard. A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. A thief believes that everybody steals. A thing of beauty is in the eye of the beholder. A tidal wave of avalanche proportions. A too-short mini skirt leaves a definitive end in view. A true diplomat struts sitting down. A true friend is the best possession. A true friend is one soul in two bodies. A true subwoofer makes the concrete shake beneath you. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. A verbal contract isn't worth the paper its written on. A vote on the tally sheet is worth two in the box. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A well-written life is as rare as a well-spent one. A whore is a whore for the same reason some of us aren't. A wife lasts as long as a marriage, an ex-wife for ever. A wise person sees as much as ought, not as much can. A wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf. A woman must be a genius to create a good husband. A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's certainty. A word fitly spoken is like a beautiful apple of gold. A worthless wise man always charms the rabble. A writer thinks of critics as a tree feels about dogs. A yawn is a silent shout. A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A)bort R)etry G)et a gun and kill it. AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse. AARRGHH!! A virus was chewing my FAT. Abandon hope, all ye who here. Abandon the search for truth: settle on a good fantasy. Abdominos... sit-ups & pizza. Ability is a good thing but stability is even better. Abolish mornings. Abort, Retry, Ignore, hold Requiem Mass? Abort, Retry, Ignore, say Kaddish? Abort, Retry, Ignore, Valium? Abort, Retry, Ignore, plan a Funeral Service? Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder. Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats. Accountants work their assets off. Accuracy: The vice of being right. ACK and ye shall receive. Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing. Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming. Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. Actions are usually right, but the reasons seldom are. Actions from sanity are not necessarily from feeling. Actions speak louder than words -- but not so often. Adam ate the apple, and our teeth still ache. Adam's Rib: The original bone of contention. Admiration: Polite recognition of self-reflection. Adult: One old enough to know better. Adventure is the champagne of life. Adversity makes people wise but not rich. Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it. Advertisement: The most truthful part of a newspaper. After a snowstorm, everybody's lawn looks the same. After all is said and done, usually more is said. After four decimal places, nobody gives a damn. After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? After two weeks of dieting, all I lost was two weeks. Against stupidity, the Gods themselves, contend in vain. Age and treachery can always overcome youth and skill. Age is never a bar to human immaturity. Age is only important if you're a cheese. Age needn't necessarily be a bar to immaturity. aibohphobia, n., The fear of palindromes. Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows. Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain DOS? Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. all is said and done, people keep saying and doing. All answers questioned here. All barkers are not side show hawkers. All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices. All computers wait at the same speed. All for one; one for all, except me above all. All general statements are false, except this one. All great truths began as blasphemies. All hope abandon ye who enter messages here. All human life ends when you take a "dirt nap." All humans are subject to decay. All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy. All I have to do is imagine, and I am in dreamland. All mathochists suffer from calculust. All of the stars are to be found only up in the sky. All power corrupts, but we need electricity. All probabilities are 50%. It happens or it doesn't. All real programs contain errors. All reality is aspect dependent. All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. All science is either physics or stamp collecting. All sentences that seem true should be questioned. All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly. All that glitters has a high refractive index. All the kookies are not in the jar. All the tea in china: 356,000 metric tons. All things are difficult before they are easy. All things evolve, nothing is extinguished. All those updates, and still imperfect. All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines. All wanting joy must share it, happiness was born a twin. All warranties expire upon payment of this invoice. All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All words are pegs on which to hang ideas. All your future lies beneath your hat. All's fair in love and war - What a contemptible lie. All's well that ends well. Alone in a bank at night is a pleasant experience. Altruism is the devil's calling card. Always be smarter than the people who hire you. Always consider the alternative before making a choice. Always do right: Gratify some and astonish the rest. Always first decide the sentence, then the verdict. Always format alphanumerically, then preview graphically. Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it. Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2. Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass. Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters. Always remember to pillage before you burn. Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember where you came from so you can return. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Always store beer in a cool dark place. Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man. Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't. Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Always willing to share my ignorance... Always yield to temptation, it may never return. Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day. Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all Ambition destroys its possessor. America is a dream to most of the world. America is a tune. But it must be sung in harmony. America is the only country founded on a good ideal. America, land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen. America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them. America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well. American politics: The walruses herding the oysters. Among economists, the real world is often a special case. An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue. An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny. An agreeable person: One who agrees with you. An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do. An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last. An ass thinks one thing, his rider another. An atheist has no invisible means of support. An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive. An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once. An electrical engineer deals with current events. An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. An honest politician: One who stays bought. An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it. An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree. An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man. An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included. An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute An optimist is a guy without much experience. An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice. An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities. Ancient custom has the force of law. And all the children are above average in our system. And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick." And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!" And now for something completely different. And now for something completely ridiculous... And now, let the fun begin. And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon. And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey. And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder. Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly. Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind. Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason. Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen. Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love. Animals -- the renewable resource Another day, another challenge. Another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptus tree. Antenna farms benefit from propagation. Antonym: The opposite of the word you're searching for. Any certainty is a delusion. Any day can be the beginning of a new year. Any fool can tell the truth, it takes sense to lie well. Any given program, when running correctly, is obsolete. Any IC protected by a fast acting fuse protects the fuse. Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot. Any priest or shaman is guilty until proven innocent. Any socialism involves more slavery than democracy. Any sufficiently advanced magic looks like technology. Any sufficiently advanced bug will become a feature. Anybody can say they'll do something, few actualize it. Anybody can win, unless there is a second entry. Anyone can hate. It costs to love. Anyone can walk on water, just know where the rocks are. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything good is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything I make can become a cause for my sorrow. Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. Anything not a constant, is not a commandment from God. Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Anything simple is stated in the most complicated manner. Anything that is too stupid to be spoken can be sung. Anything worth doing is worth getting someone else to do Anything worth doing, is worth doing for a profit. Anytime things go better, you have overlooked something. Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Key. Apology is only egotism wrong side out. Applied emotion is the key to success with happiness. April 16th: Count your blessings - nothing else is left. Architecture is the art of how to waste space. Are deaf psychiatrists better listeners? Are dog biscuits made from Collie Flour? Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts? Are we supposed to be having fun yet? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch? Are you part of the solution, or the precipitate? Are you virus free? Be sure with URINALIS.EXE. Are you waiting for your prey? Arkansas: Bubble-gum cards are in the Great Books series. Army food: The spoils of war. Art does not reproduce the visible; it makes visible. Art for art's sake is a philosophy of the well-fed. Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth. Art is either plagiarism or revolution. Art is I; Science is We. Art is vision not expression. Art thou an artist, or art thou art? Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum. Artists' models make only a bare living. As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841. As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As I learn, I know about more things I don't yet know. As I said last week, I'll be done tomorrow. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As I was going up a stair, I met a man who wasn't there. As I was saying, I hate it when people don't finish their As lacking in privacy as a goldfish. As long as I live, I shall be, myself, no other, just me. As long as we remain unsure, we are alive. As you stroll through life always remember: HELL SUCKS! ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI. Ask not for whom the bell tolls the answer can be deadly. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it. Asking PAC BELL for advice is like asking IRS tax advice. ASL has 15 signs for stupidity; 3 for smart. Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. Assembly line workers do it over and over. Assumption #1: Dan Quayle is smarter than broccoli. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. Astrology is Taurus. Astronomy: The anatomy and physiology of our universe. Astrophysicans try to cure sick stars. At 19, everything is possible; tomorrow looks friendly. At all ages you are certain you still have another year. At least you can always use my code as a bad example. At times we must settle for inferior quality time. At yuletide, astronauts look for the missile toe. Attack long worms from the rear - that is so much safer. Attention K-Mart shoppers, today the special is... ATTENTION ..............Elvis has left the echo. Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy. Autobiography: Unrivalled telling truth about others. Automobile mufflers don't die, they just get exhausted. Avant-Garde Narrow: a typeface for the broad-minded. Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance. Avoid fighting with the ugly, they have nothing to lose. Avoid home accidents, joined planned parenthood. Avoid junk mail, get an unlisted ZIP code. Avoid Mailmen...............They Are Carriers. Avoid reality at all costs. Avoid the 5 o'clock rush - always leave work at noon. Avoid The Noid. Bach is like a jetstream -if you can get on it, you soar! Bachelor: A guy who has cheated a woman out of a divorce. Bachelor: Plays the field until the field comes in. Bachelor's wives and spinster's children: always perfect. Bachelorhood should be taxed, such happiness is valuable. Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch. Back when I was a boy, we carved our own ICs out of wood. Backup not found: Abort, Retry, Massive heart failure? Backups? We don' *NEED* no steenking baX%^~,VbKx. Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner. Bad officials: elected by good citizens who fail to vote. Bad spelers of the word, untie. Bad spellers of the world untie. Banging head against wall mode - off. Bank error in your favor. Collect $200. Bank Rule: To get a loan, first prove you don't need it. Baptism: A kind of damp bar mitzvah. Barometer: Indicates what kind of weather we are having. Baroque: When you are out of Monet. BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads. Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at. Batteries not included. BBS: a method to triple your phone bill. Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you. Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS. Be as good at receiving as you are at giving. Be careful when playing under the anvil tree. Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground. Be flexible, some things just take time. Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you. Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down. Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way. Be right & fear no man. Don't write & fear no woman. Be self-reliant and your success is assured. Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy. Be spontaneous.......combust. Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers. Be vewy, vewy quiet....I'm hunting tagwines.oremoR nhoJ , ht niw oT "Now who in the hell said to quote me on that?" - Mark Kl I hit conference 7's #66,666! - Andre Viens "Some of my best friends are losers." - Mark Klem "C'mon, I'm funny! Somebody laugh!" - Tom Arnold Duke Nukem 3D kicks ass, literally. Software Creations Conference 7 - Keep up or die! Clap on! (clap, clap) Clap off! (clap@#&$NO CARRIER TYNH "I'm working for Epic now" - Joe Siegler TR makes TV, TV published by 3D. Say that 10 times fast. "Duke Nukem 3D will be extremely violent." - George Brous "They were stupid." - Nathan Anderson talking about Epic "Hey, you bastard! What's this? Nice tagline.." - Andre V Andre Viens I guess I'm not normal for being normal. Bored? Put a Slinky on an escalator! "Hmm, that looks like my tagline..." - Andre Viens "I was wondering if I could call you a bastard too."-Mark There are no user servicable parts in this tagline. Hoover, nobody sucks like you. The World Wide Web - Man, that must be one damn big spide TYNH "Actually, I can't stand peaches." - Glenn Brensin TYNH "Dan, I've taken a job with Exec-PC" - John Schmid TYNH "I love Windows!" - Joe Siegler TYNH "I really don't care where the comma goes."-Scot T TYNH "I'm switching to OS/2" - Terry Herrin TYNH "Windows is the only OS I'll ever need" - Joe Sieg TYNH "I'm switching to Wildcat Software" - Dan Linton Hi I'm Jimmy Dean, I hear you eat my meat. "Plus, Apogee and id Software are friends." - Mark Klem I still miss my Ex... But my aim _is_ improving! Page your sysop at 4am and learn some new words. Out of monkeys? Use Epic Beta testers, no one will notice 999: Girlfriend of the beast. "Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes." UnZip, expand, explode, What pervert came up with this? Beware of TIDS! If you play DooM you may be affected! CUTCO - The best damn cutlery around! "Get the cheese to sickbay." - B'Ellana Torres Are there dead animals on the information superhighway? "One damn minute, admiral." - Spock This tagline is FREE! Go ahead, take it! Tagline (C)1994. All rights reserved. Runtime Error 3478:0251 : Can not find computer. }{-ô][..._ɻ () - ո¿... ô ˠg  ¿d!! I didn't know I wasn't supposed to do that! This tagline is void if removed! Under penalty of law, DO NOT remove this tagline!   - Use these to move through the message. RED ALERT!!! - Riker Not now, I'm watching Star Trek!  It's Hip To Be Square  - Borg song.  HELP.. I need a tagline. HELP.. Not just any tagline. <- Cloaked Tagline !!!teG I sdrawkcaB eroM ehT oG I sdrawroF eroM ehT !Reality Overload Warning! Escape to Star Trek (Y/n)? "...freedom... is a worship word!" - Cloud William "2nd star on the right, then on until morning." - Kirk "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981   We are the world    Laughing morons from the planet Zerox  ...................... Group Photo  To err is human, to forgive is unusual!   I'm too sexy for this conference...    I'd like to get some sleep before I travel  Lately, it occurs to me...  Run me out in the cold rain and snow  Sit down and patch my bones  So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico   Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me  They just won't let you be  Truckin / got my chips cashed in  Well I'm goin' where those chilly winds don't blow  What a long, strange trip it's been! ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay.... Bo3t220l8cdefp4o0l4fp8fp8o3l8def#gp4o1l4gp !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY " " - Lao Tzu " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." "...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates "A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan) "A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." "Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman "Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?" "Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!" "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "By the way, what does BTW mean?" "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus!" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo." "Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett "Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!" "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!" "Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? "Hobbes did it , Mom!" "How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S. "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley!" "I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973 "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates "I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared. "I was pretty subdued when we started." "I'm standing! And I can't fall down!" "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help." "Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92 "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS "PCBoard 14.5a - The Best Till 15.0 !" "Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation. "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad" "She's a witch! Burn her!" "Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY! " "Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir I Rebooted" "The best you get is an even break." FPA "The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp "The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91 "To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?" "Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child) "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "You picked...wisely" # XXXX I *TRIED* to register it! #1 in the don't bother catagory. #include 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY))))) (1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2. (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing... (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened... (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm) (C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court * BLANK * **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Never* used Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! ----------This Tagline is blank to save space------------ ---===<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>===--- -=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=- . . . shipped via Qmodem . . . . . . Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS . . . ... freedom ... is a worship word... ... the glorious failures and the glorious victories... ... the things love can drive a man to ... ..... Help!, The TD has fallen and it can't get up! ....If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled. ...and all the children are above average ...and Boy! are my arms tired!! ...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things... ...Fify bucks, same as downtown! ...follow the yellow brick PATH... ...Note The Huge Breasted Typist In The Background... ...ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... .nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT /^\/^\/^\__/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. 0 1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info. 1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future! 113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim. 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, It's the LAW. 190 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 286SX = Any 286 running Windows. 3 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot" 3000 (patting myself on the back): 5 out of 4 people have troble with fractions. 50 States and I HAD to pick this one! 586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS 640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes. 667: Satan's neighbor... 7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you 77.43% of all statistics are made up. 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them. 9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King 9600 baud makes you want to get out and push! :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ <- Does yours have one of these? <- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again! <-- Check it out! Offline eXpress! Registered? :-) <<< Tagline prohibited by law >>> <<<<<<<.ynnuFebDLUOWTI,EnIlGaTlaUtCanaEREWsihtFi>>>>>>> <<< key?? Where did they stick THAT one??????? >>> Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<< >>>>>>>rmt bt H.Rss rt:ph1-800-685-7777 ? troffeeriuqertahtsenilgatetahuoytnod A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector A bad workman always blames his fools A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods! A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain A day without sunshine is like night. A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible? A die-hard Kingston Trio fan A father doesn't destroy his children. A few more questions Mr. Computer. Moriarity. A fool and his money are some party. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A god cannot survive as a memory. A good memory does not equal pale ink. A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it. A lie is a very poor way to say hello. A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.... A little suffering is good for the soul. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math. A man is as old as the woman he feels. A mass of conflicting impulses. A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay! A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing A naked man fears no pickpocket... A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure. A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do. A room should reflect its occupant. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are. A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior A terrible mind is a thing to waste A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it... A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A woman should have compassion. A-440 or Fight! Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever. AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx Abandon all hope, ye who press < here ABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING. Academy: A modern school where football is taught. ACK and ye shall receive. Actual war is a very messy business. Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me... Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!! Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family." ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic. Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells agnodyslexic plea: why me dog? Ah Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull... Ah foun' my thrill...on Anita's hill  Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"! Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows. Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney! Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. All computers wait at the same speed. All I need is a Tall Ship and a star to steer by . . . All men are brothers. All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity. All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded! All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All Scottish food is based on a dare. All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It! All true wisdom is found in taglines All your people must learn before you can reach for the s Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers Kor Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um Am I a tagline?? I don't remember........ AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE! An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon. An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ... An improper mind is a perpetual feast. Anarchy is better than no government at all. And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt. And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And make them spend it on life. And now a word from the NULL device. And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo And the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh... And they still go mad at this time. Anger is a relative state. Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax..... Another dream that failed.There's nothing sadder. Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project! ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences! Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you. Apes evolved from Creationists! Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are taglines protected by look and feel, Lotus? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are YOU talking to me? () As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As human beings, that is the way it is. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!" As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?" As you think, so will you be. ASCII and ye shall receive. Ask me about my lobotomy. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Asphalt: rectal trouble AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD Atheism is a non-prophet organization Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die Avoid clichs like the plague. Avoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature. Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito! Bababooey! Bababooey! -- Howard Stern Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? Is this a stick shift? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges! Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !! Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power Bamboo sweeps the stairs, but the dust is undisturbed. Barbara Walters? Ugh...me prefer deer Barium: What you do with dead chemists. BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again BBS Plus+ code 28934 Be alert! The world needs more lerts Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts. Be the ball, Danny, be the ball. Beat me, whip me, make me use Qmodem . . . . . . . . . . Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..... Beauty is only skin deep.....ugly goes right to the bone! Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head. Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on Being human does have certain advantages Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Beta testers do it first! Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN! Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy. Biochemists wear designer genes... Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bite but keep your backs against the wall. Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes really suck... Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch. Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress! BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Toxicologists have better endpoints Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant." BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Brain cell currently disengaged ... Brain. Brain. What is brain? Breakdown can occur from many causes. Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension. Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything". Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bury Hussein in Kimchee & Limburger! Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics But attaining a desired goal always is. But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! But I thought YOU did the backups... But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected... But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! But one man can change the present! But Santa, Naughty IS Nice! But you're still of the same nature. But, did you see that with your eyes open? But... What If They Went _NOWHERE_? Dr. McCoy (II) Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster Buy land. It's not being made anymore. C code. C code run. Run code, run. C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk. C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM C:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. California does have its faults. Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!! Call it a hunch - Quasimodo. Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road. Can I call you Ms. Dos? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can the world take TWO of us? ;-) Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl? Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler! Caution: This stuff is addictive... CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only! CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE. CDC Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... ! CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE... Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow! Change is the essential process of all existence. char (*(*x())[])() Check your altimeter! Pull a lever! Push a button! Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. Children have more need of models than of critics. Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy modemers choose GIF Choosy perverts choose .GIF! Christian Science Programming: "Let God Debug It!" Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. Clinton never inhaled... Brown has never exhaled. Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam. COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. Cole's law: Thinly sliced cabbage Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab... Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows! Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" Common sense is the least common of all senses. Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT! Computers make excellent and efficient servants... Conference Liaison CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the housework Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confussion will be my epitaph Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's Connections! BBS DNet/GNet 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ Connections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms! Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network! Conquest is easy.Control is not. Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged. Conserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY! Consider that a divorce. Constant change is here to stay. Copy protection: just say no... Courage is fear that has said its prayers. Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Crazy Monkey Love... Crazy way to travel. Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again? Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen ... Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think? Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. day++; dollar--; Sigh(); Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO Dead puppys aren't much fun. Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods. Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof! Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum? Did you really understand that message? Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats. DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs! Discoveries are made by not following instructions. Disney land: A people trap operated by a mouse. DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ); Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do not install prior to installation. Do not look in laser with remaining eye. Do random acts of kindness and beauty. Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? Do you know where your back-up is?....... Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be Doctor who? It's the Doctor! Documentation = admission of Failure? Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"? Does anybody still remember Venture Capital? Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT... Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. Don't erase it! I MIGHT need it -- someday! Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. Don't go away mad.... Just GO AWAY!! Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER Don't question authority; it doesn't know either. Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas! Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen! Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent. Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns? Donald Westbrook MIA 3-13-68 / You are not forgotten. DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your hard disk space: DELETE WINDOWS! Down to the C in chips. Download City USA 609 691-4319 Vineland, NJ dreaded words: hard disk failure Drop your carrier ..... We have you surrounded! DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Each kiss is as the first. Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Earthmen fear to bargain honestly. Editing is a rewording activity. Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble. Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs! Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist. Enema - not your Aunt from Kansas. ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here! Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all. ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe. Eressa: It can't be *that* bad! ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard Error 216: Tagline out of paper Error propagates faster than truth. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it. Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? Every living thing wants to survive. Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? Existence cannot be without them. Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry] Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars. Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected Spock Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it Feed Your Need To Read. Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feeling compressed ARJ you? Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *" First study the enemy.Seek weakness. Floating Conference Host Floppy disk - A disk that flops For address, send a SASE to..... Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. Forget. Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap. Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit Friction is a drag. Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise Friends don't let friends eat meat. Friends don't let friends use Apples. Friends don't let friends use Prodigy Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them. From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love... Fhrvergngen: German for no leg room GEnie Address G.EHRICH Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. Genius, like magic, is inexplicable. Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership" George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents. Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah! Get back to your stations! Get stoned: Drink liquid cement. Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue! Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! Getting better - not older! Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! GNet + The Byte Me BBS! (609) 881-5730! GNet EMS Connections! BBS 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ GNET Jerry's Place BBS, Voorhees NJ (609) 424-7851 GNET The Mystic Realms Vineland, NJ 609-691-3105 GNET The No*Name BBS Wilm,DE Where YOUR 2 cents COU GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. God created women 'cause sheep can't cook God heals & the doctor takes the fee-Poor Richard God made the first garden, Cain the first city. God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah God? I'm no god. God has mercy. Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event. Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules. Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days... Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting. Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape? Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet. Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. Grow your own dope: Plant a politician! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things! Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law. Handle with care: Elderly tagline. Happiness is a twit filter... Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states) Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has history ever recorded a time when the maj. was right? Have subspace modem, will telecommunicate. Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all? Have you pushed a Ford lately? He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He didn't really say THAT! Did he???? He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle... He is no dummy. He is my programmer! He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He talks of peace if it is the only way to live. He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!) He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him He who laughs last is S-L-O-W. He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !! He who throws mud loses ground He's dead, Jim. He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Heaven don't want me, & hell's afraid I'll take over. Heisenberg might have been here.... Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill... Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!! Help Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up! Help me, my operator is pulling my plu ՟ NO CARRIER Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in? Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe. Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling! HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!! Here - have a jelly baby! Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast. Here, here, well spoken Bruce! Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey! Your Trakball is upside down! Hey, Rev. Baker, how the {CENSORED} are you?!?  Hey, your buffer's open... Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six! Hi, JOE. I have just 232K left! HICK: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59. History tends to exaggerate. Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Spock. Horn busted! Watch for finger........ Hot as Vulcan. Hours can be centuries How could Brigham Young be against sex? How could I download a virus It said NO CARRIER How did How did BEN SANSING get into my tagline? How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases? How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How do you bare it, this loneliness? How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder! How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How many wings does a cow have? -Tacky the Penguin How will be live? How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It! Human beings do not survive on bread alone ... Humans are very peculiar. Humans smile with so little provocation. Humbled again by overlooking the obvious I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!! I am here. Wish you were fine! I am NOT and animal! NOT! I am not arguing with you; I am telling you. I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me?? I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague! I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included. I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I can t I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY! I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller? I compute, therefore IBM I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger. I did all that with EDLIN. No, really! I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit. I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto. I don't trust men who smile too much. I entered this message just to use this tagline. I frequently have my doubts. I go to work to catch up on my sleep.... I hate this tagline. I really do. LOATHE! I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig ... I have an attitude and I know how to use it. I have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade.... I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy am I beat! I just tested out my pitbull. Ever heard a mime scream? I know a good tag line when I steal one I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. I know the combination to your locked baud rate.. I know this world needs help. I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco. I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality. I like to leave messages *before* the beep. I listen to Paul and Al in the morning.... I love it when a tagline comes together I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It ... I may have settled in shipping. I modem down, but they grew back. I only use YALE graphics. I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go... I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO I See Your Face Printed On My Money I shan't elaborate. I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must. I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what? I still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better... I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!" I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed. I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor! I think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh I understand your concerns. Request denied. Data I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. I used to have a life, then I got an HST ! I used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me! I want to live forever. . .so far, so good. I want........a shrubbery! I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark...... I was walking in someone else's sleep last night. I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it. I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started! I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I wonder how humanity managed to survive? I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS) I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!!! I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING! I'll have what the guy on the floor is having. I'm a good organizer: one who is very careful to plan ahe I'm a great lover.......I bet I'm a soldier, not a diplomat.I can only tell the truth. I'm excited about QFRONT! Ask Ed G about it! I'm having an old friend for dinner.-- H. Lecter I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife. I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss I'm not as think as you drunk I am! I'm NOT laughing at you....... I'm laughing NEAR you! I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted" I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things! I'm only telling you this for your own good... I'm pink therefore I'm spam. I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex. I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately? I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax! IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk(); if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0! If at first you don't succeed, DEL *.* and forget it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg If everyone is on the bandwagon, who's gonna pull? If I buy the steel wool, would you knit me a Porsche? If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me IF I hit the red key is the world over? If I knew how to spell, I could use a dictionary. If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted a tagline, I would put it here. If I'm not on the track, I'm thinking about the next race IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief); If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, take it apart and find out why! If it's tourist season, where do I get a license? If love is blind, how does love at first sight work? If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet! If only AT&T knew what I was do2O:b NO CARRIER If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help If only... if only. If OS/2 was hooked up to nuclear missiles, what happens? If the truth offends -- too bad. If there isn't a law, there will be. If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad? If this is tourist season, why can't I shoot any? If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in! If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! If Ya Snooze Ya Looze... If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'. If you don't think women are explosive, just drop one! If you first don't succeed, stack it and stack it again. If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment If you think it's stolen, it came from Lynk! If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today. If you're not wasted, then the day is. If you're thinking what I am...well then we're psychic! Ignorance = Fear Ignorance=Bliss? Why aren't more people happy?? ILink, ULink, we all Link for ILink! Imagination is more important than knowledge. Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan Immortality consists largely of boredom. Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!! Improve man, you gain a thousandfold. In a nuclear explosion , all men are creamated equally. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal In any case = In any box ??? In every revolution, there's one man with a vision. In our century, we've learned not to fear words. In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Informed rule or no rule at all Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over. Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Insufficient facts always invite danger. Insufficient safeguards built in. Insults are effective only where emotion is present. Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac! Iraqi Bingo: B-52 .. F-16 .. M-1 .. F-18 .. F-117 .. B-2 Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03 is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria? Is this tagline half slow or half fast? Is truth not truth for all? Isn't this a conversation for the Taglines conference? It does often seem that man must fight to live. It is a thirst ... it is a flower, dying in a desert ... It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six. It is necessary to have purpose. It is our worship word too. It is pitch dark. You will likely fall into a hole & die It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating. It is the nature of our species to be free. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. It may be GUI but you still can't eat it! It runs! It runs! Now if it just did something... It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.. It was a night like this, 40 million years ago. It was like the time I stapled balogna to my face... It would be illogical to kill without reason. It would not be civilized. It's 99% perspiration. The other half's mental. It's always darkest right before you step on the cat! It's been a LOONNNGGGG week. It's just a jump to the left. THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT! It's Kinda Like A Symbiosis, But More Expensive... It's my decision, and I'm making it. Maybe. It's never easy, rarely fun, and always expensive... It's not really ugly, it's human. It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . . It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours. It's The Gophers And The Rabbits! They're Conspiring... It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift. It's unsettling to discover that we're wrong. Its 2330... Do you know where your files are? Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate Jaguar: Yes. I want a hand Job. (Crazy People) Japan says your illiterate. Jealousy has often been a motive for murder. Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!? Jesus saves ... Passes to Moses ... Shoots ... Scores! Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable prizes. Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ۰ Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines Joy can be many things. Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade... Just ignore him. He has no idea what he's talking abo Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED! Keyboard unattached. press F1 to continue. Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind. Killing is stupid; useless! Killing is wrong. Kind of drive? Either a hook or a slice. KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word. Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers! Know new taxes! says President Bush... Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing. Know when to code 'em, know when to modem. Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! Land Trout migrate to earth occaisionally.... Landru! Guide us! LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice Leave bigotry in your quarters! Let him who is stoned cast the first sin. Let's all raise a toast to the ghost we love the most. Let's hope it's as powerful as man will ever get. Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it. Lets ... Lets get acquainted. Picard Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words. Life and death are seldom logical. Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is the storm before the calm... Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first! Life's a bitch, then you die... Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH... Light and warmth! That's necessary to all humanoids. Little things affect little minds. Live long and prosper. Living well is the best revenge. Lollapalooza II - August 11th - Jones Beach!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M A TAGLINE! Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Lost One Round But The Prize Wasn't ANYTHING Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer Love is grand... Divorce is twenty grand... Love my 386/33 . . . Thank God my wife isn't that fast! Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. LSD melts your mind, not in your hand. LSD turned me into a business executive! Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII. MA Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot. MA Driving #2: Everything is under construction. MA Driving #3: Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike. MA Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers. MA Driving #6: Suicide Alley is the better of the roads. Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head Macintosh font imitation #127: SaN fRaNcIsCo Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg. Madness takes its toll. Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... Make love not war...Get married and do both Make the most of an uncertain future. Make yourself necessary to somebody. -Emerson Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's! Man is not a pet. Man is one of Nature's mistakes. Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device. Man stagnates if he has no ambition,... Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. Many Myths are based on truth. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet. May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :) Maybe we were meant to fight our way through. Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise... Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos ! Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team). Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head. Men of peace usually are [brave]. Men will always be men -- no matter where they are. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Merry Christmas Message Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter Minds, like parachutes, work only when open... Modem Addiction Help Line: Data only. MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. Monsters come in many forms. Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Most legends have their basis in facts. Most people are afraid of being alone. Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. MS-DOS is a boot sector virus! MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist Multitask: screw up several things at once! Multitasking = screwing up several things at once. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. Murphy was an optimist Mutants for nuclear power! }-) My computer NEVER loc My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!! My friends.. to the future.. the undiscovered country.. My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...... My interest is in the future, the present is passed ... My life is like a beer commercial. My message above. Your response here ____________. My modem can beat up your modem My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive. My OTHER computer is an Colecovision! My reality check just bounced. My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! mY r Mdm |s sTr|g and a |n (an Name:޺۳ݳ Rank:޺۳޳ Serial No:޺ݳݺ Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8) Network Management is Like herding Cats. Network management is like trying to herd cats.. Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling. Neutrinos have bad breadth. Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone! Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never, never, NEVER moon a werewolf! New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New diet fad of the resession 90's... STEAL-A-MEAL! New DOS command: ASSPOS.EXE - Assume the position NEW from Franklin Mint: America's Best Beloved Taglines New Jersey: It's filthier than you think. New members urgently required for Suicide Club. New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1 Nice computers don't go down on you... Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. No - I have not grown roots into this chair! No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ... No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!! No Means No! No more blah, blah, blah! No more sick days? Call in dead! No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all! No one can guarantee the actions of another. No one knows how he'll act under pressure. No one wants war. No problem is insoluble. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No taxation with out representation (void in NY)! No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. No, No, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!! No.. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No?! Some people collect mail packets? Really!! Nobody helps nobody but himself! Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not by killing others. Not enough mail??? Here, let me help. Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong! Nothing is foolproof because fools are ingenious. Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought. NR] Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service Nurse!, You done it backwards, I said prick his boil Objects may be closer than they appear. Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. Of course I'll introduce you to Warren! Offense is a human emotion. Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice! Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines! Oh, how absolutely typical of your species! OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil! (sigh) Oh, that sound of male ego. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what? Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar? Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on. Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O On a clear disk you can seek forever. Once := Accident Twice := Coincidence One does not thank logic. One man cannot summon the future. One man with courage makes a majority One modem said to another: "Hey, You've got a nice Baud!" One ring to rule them all... One World, One Race, One Rule! Only a fool fights in a burning house. Only a fool would stand in the way of progress. Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable Only DARRYL BASNER would steal this tagline. Only dead fish swim with the stream. Only the weak will die. Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!! Optical Mice Have no Balls Or by misleading the innocent Spock and McCoy Origin: 37#02.4'N. 76#25.1'W (UTM on request). OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows! :-) OS/2 V2.0 What's this? A GUI for Yuppies!? OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y) Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper. Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. Our people don't believe in slavery. Our true nationality is mankind Our way is peace. out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both. Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck* Out there, thataway! Outpatient - a person who has fainted. ow long will it be before we all "just get in the way?" Oxymore = Authentic Replica ... Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ... Oxymoron = Social Security PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program! Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down. Parents like stupid things. Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny. Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something. Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp PCBoard 14.5A/E3 the best (until PCBoard 15.0/E3) Peace Through Digital Harmony Peace was the way. Pee Wee Herman Tour '91..... COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse. Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof! Perot's gone... Can we start over? Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Billionaire, the Skipper& Gilligan PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills Philosophic kings have no need of titles. Physical laws simply cannot be ignored. Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Picard/Riker'92! Leadership for The Next Generation! Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!! Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS... Politics shouldn't be so political. Pop On My Mirrored Shades ... Better To See Pound forehead on keyboard to continue... Power is danger. Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet. Practiss makes perfict. Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key to dis-continue! %^&$^$@# Production is the only answer to inflation. Programmers do it with numbers! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Pry a yellow rib and pound the old soak free. PS/2, OS/2 - twice the price, half as nice! Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness Psychotherapist is also Psycho The Rapist Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore... QNet 3.00 GNET COM ONE BBS (609) 627 4960 Quick! Operator! Give me the number for 911! Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! Quoth the Raven "Hey, lick me, buddy!" Racism hurts everyone. Radiating from the dark side of Mongol... Raise your IQ - eat gifted children. RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional! Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Reader not found..., please notify tagline. Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications. Reality is relative, but Relativity is real. REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q) Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless. Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Registered Q F R O N T Addict Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Respect is a rational process. return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Rhode Island..The Ocean State Risk -- risk is our business. Ross Perot Had A 2 Hour Summit With Space Aliens Running OS/2, and loving it! Rust never sleeps. SAAVIK: He's (Kirk) so human! SPOCK: Nobody's perfect. Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed! Sally swaps C shells in the C core Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed. Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him. Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT! Sattinger's law: It works better if you plug it in! Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda! Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schshschshchsch. Scotty!, Hurry! beam me u䝬 NO CARRIER SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? See the TURTLE of enormous girth, ... seeYUH! Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life. Sex is GREAT! She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. Shell to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy? Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated! Silence is evidence of superb language skills .. Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none. SLEEP? I'm a programmer! 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Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality Where there's no emotion, there's no motive for violence. While (!cat) play (mouse); Who is this Waldron and why is he decompiling your code? Who killed Laura Palmer???? Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows Who's The Scumbag That Siphoned The Blood Out Of My Cat!? Why are there NO blue M&Ms??? Why are you wasting time reading taglines? Why ask why? Drink until you die. Why did CNN cancel that cool "Desert Storm" show? Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses? Why is Education well rounded instead of well defined? Why My Laughin' Sure Ain't Funny. Why you look so sad when the sky is perfect blue? Will Rogers never met a lawyer. Windows Could Crash Even A Borg! Windows IS NOT a virus. Viruses do something. Windows isn't a virus: viruses do something! Windows isn't crippleware - It's "Fuctionally Challenged" Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Windows: XT emulator for an AT Windows? Wha' dat? Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker. Wit compression error--Tagline Failed! Witch! Witch! They'll burn ya! With all those balls, why isn't matzoh macho? With friends like these, who needs to hallucinate? Without followers, evil cannot spread Spock Without freedom of choice there is no creativity. Women are like programs, smart men always keep a backup. Women do come with instructions, just ask them! Women professionals do tend to over-compensate. Women....can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em. WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU! Worry is a human emotion. Write all complaints legibly in this space -> [] XGA users, it's time to upgrade. Yea, verily do many strange things come to be Yeah I Married Her, I Married The HELL Out Of Her. Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK? YES!! eh, NO!!! oh, well MAYBE!!!!!!!! Yes, it is written.Good shall always destroy evil. Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all.' You admit that? You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike. You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg. You are still half-savage -- but there is hope. You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands! You can have my two cents worth for free!! You can't avoid a little ugliness... You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. You can't have everything...where would you put it? You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant." You don't understand something so you become fearful. You either believe in yourself or you don't. You ever notice how boogers don't smell? You examine any object; you question everything. You Get Used To Those Things... You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. yOU HAve OfFIcialLY eNTereD tHe PRepoStERous ZonE. You humans are all alike. You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else around.... You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm! You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You will never get any better if you don't push yourself. You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational. You! What PLANET is this? You'll learn something about men and women You'll like that a lot. You'll pay to know what you really think! You're dead, Jim. You're from the planet Earth. You're The Reason They Made A Passing Lane To Begin With! You're too beautiful to ignore.Too much woman. Your computer does WHAT????!!! Your couch or mine?? Your maleage may vary. Your car may not run. Your meaningless drivel has been noted. Your species is self-destructive. Youth doesn't excuse everything. Youth is a disease from which we all hopefully recover! ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day . . . [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ] _ _ _ _ _ _ ////|||||||||||||| < domino effect at work. `:-| "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock <**B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! ȼ R -ݭg Ƶ_ s\ "Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?" --Q "For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his lik "He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes" "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?" "I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques." --D "I am what I am and that's all that I am" "I did it. I killed them all." Timothy "I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr "I hate questionarres"-Worf "I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus "I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" -- LaForge "I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared. "I'm Beverly...","I'm Geordi...","We are Hugh..." "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid bel "If you prick me, do I not... Leak?" -- Data "Is that funny? Is that a joke?" --Data "Is that lemon in your tea?" "No, s'lime." "It's comin' apart, Lad!" - Scotty "Listen, have you seen the dolphins yet?" -Geordi "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn.. "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire!" "My favorite part of dinner!"- Riker "RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?" "Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!" "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky) "Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --Jean-L "Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em o "Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q "Take my Worf... please." --Data "That was the stun setting." "This is not." "That's no tagline! It's Odo!" "The Dolphin, ne'er has anything been more divine"-Oppian "The above Statement is absolutely True." --God "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importanc "They are not the hell your whales." - Spock "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon "Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q $1000 reward for finding this man: 'Ah! I have access.' --Data 'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Rike 'Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.' --Lw 'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf 'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor (((((((HYPNOTIC)))))))(((((((TAGLINE))))))) (A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer. (C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." (beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer. * <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble * <-Tribble <-Tribble after a close shave * This is a tribble. # This is a tribble on drugs. */ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber --------------------- cut here -------------------------- ----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <---- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ... Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER ... and eliminate and wipe out redundancy! ...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine! ...and then I woke up! ...but what I really want to do is direct. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 586. 15 of every stamp is for storage 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd.. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm..... 2400 Baud makes you want to get out and push!! 320 33mHz ain't fast enough! 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk 43% of all statistics are worthless. 9600bps and under are insults to HST'ers -Hacker's law #5 :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish <<---- THIS SPACE FOR SALE ---->> That was *not* manual override. -- Data >> BEER.CAN not found, USER.EXE not loaded << A 100% right of return both ways. A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds... A Thousand points of Broccoli! A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A cats worst enemy is a closed door. A clean desk is a sign of a -sick- mind A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. A clean disk is the sign of a warped drive. A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a very sick mind. A closed mouth gathers no feet... A committee has 6 or more legs and no brain. A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you. A lie that can be passed off as truth becomes truth. A little nukie never hurt anyone! A phaser is the universal communicator. Worf A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice. A piano is a piano is a piano. Gertrude Steinway. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago A single fact can spoil a good argument. A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart. A tribble a day keeps the Klingons away......... A wise man once said.... I don't know... A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A)bort R)etry G)et a stick and kill it. AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse ASCII and ye shall receive. ASCII stupid question... get a stupid ANSI! After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend! Ah, come on, just this one last little feature. Ah, my trombone. Let me show you how it works. Riker Air Geordis - TNG footwear Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $1000. All I need to know I learned from my cat. All babies speak Klingonese All hope abandon, ye who enjoy tax forms. All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All programers are optimists. Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out. An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death. And God said, "I'll buy a vowel." Another nearly-full box of Smarties!! Anything not nailed down is a cat toy... Are they made from real Girl Scouts? Are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts? Are you prepared to defend yourself? Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity As I said before, I never repeat myself. As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia. Assumption is the mother of all screwups... BASIC isn't; C stands for Confusing... BBS: a method to triple your phone bill. BREAKFAST.COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding. Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? I don't have a license yet! Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. Barney and Baby Bop MUST DIE! Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts. Be excellent to each other.. Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain? Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks! Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here. Beat me, whip me, make me read my Qmail! Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression) Beware of Geeks bearing gifs. Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers. Beware of quantum ducks. Quark! Quark! Big things come in .QWK packages. Biography: One of the terrors of death. Blessed are the Greeks Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt. Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse! Boldly going where no modem has gone before... Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!! Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers: We do it OUR way. Yours is irrelevant BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant! Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air. Brain: apparatus used to think we think. Break up a relationship - buy a computer!! C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry. CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. CONgress (n) - Opposite of PROgress CPAV Warning:(S)top (C)ontinue (B)urn infected disk CPU - Random number generator Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am? Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser ou Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed! Cavorting about like that isn't proper behavior. Picard Censorship is something I do like! Cereal Killer Strikes Again! Cap'n Crunch found dead... Children: Pure love contained in soft packages. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Claravoiant meeting canceled due to unforseen events. Clones are people two. Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away! Cold pizza: the generic breakfast Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space. Computers are OUR business, our ONLY business Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are Computers can never replace human stupidity. Congratulations Data, it's a girl. Troy - The Offsprin Constant change is here to stay. Constipated Pakleds: "We look for things, things to make Consult a real expert - Call your mother! Contentsoftaglinemaysettleduringshipping. Copywight 1991 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Crewman Green, step on that rock! Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven' Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW) DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0 DOS Tip : Don't use DOS. DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1 DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean? Daddy, what does RESET mea Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minut Damn this hobby is expensive! Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat! Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. Beverly Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West. Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek! Definition of Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry . Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea! Did you know that no-one ever reads these things? Discoveries are made by not following instructions. Divers do it better under pressure. Divers do it deeper. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ask Data. Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps... Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you! Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive? Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key? Does history record any case where a majority was right? Doing my part to preserve order in the universe Don't drink and park, accidents cause people Don't take life so seriously. It won't last. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo... Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion? Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way. Data Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that!? Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline. Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets! Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!! Eat any good books lately Q Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error 216: Tagline out of paper Eschew obfuscation! Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Every little BYTE helps Every man's work is a portrait of himself. Everybody remember where we parked. -- Kirk Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden. Evil Grin #13 <<<<>>>> Evolution is RELIGIOUS because it can't be proven! Exam is a four-letter word for torture... Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want FILE NOT FOUND..... Should I fake it? [Y/n]......... Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies! Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs! Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country. For discussion only. Not to be relied upon. Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot. Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900" Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. . . From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc. G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... Geneology: chasing your own tale. Get off my kitchen floor...will ya! Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. God has always been hard on the poor. Going tagless has been a freeing experience! Going to fly? Walk, you'll get there faster! Good day for flying but bad day for landings.... Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone. Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!! Guess who's coming to dinner. -- Chekov Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel. Happiness is a twit filter... Happiness is finding special characters  Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows. Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk? Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He who laughs, lasts. He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again? He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall He's dead Jim. You take his phaser and I'll get his wall He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet! He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!! He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged. Hell with Pascal and C. I am a QuickBasic Snob. Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe. Help, I'm modeming! And I can't hang up! Her last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! Here Tag! C'mon Tag! Good Tag. Good boy! Hey Odo, got any more of that Jell-O in the 'fridge? ...O Hey! Your Trakball is upside down! Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Steal me & join in the fun! Hire the morally handicapped Hiya, Doc! What's cookin'? - Data Hold on - wait, maybe the answer's looking for you. Honor would be better served if I were your mate. Worf Housework can kill you if done right. How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt? How could I have downloaded a virus?!?! It said NO CARRI How do frogs die? Ker-mit suicide How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! How much can I get away with and still go to heaven? How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -Borg How's this for diplomacy? Shoot them all! --Kirk Human Intelligence. The greatest oxymoron ever! Humans: The species that should have never been... I AM RELAXED! - Worf I BBS because no one can read my handwriting I DO NOT...I do not yell. -- Worf I Had A Life Once, Now I Have A Computer I Have To Stop Now, My Fingers Are Getting Hoarse! I Just can not resist a little fun along the way. :-) I am Locutus of Borg. Do you have any Grey Poupon? I am Locutus of Borg. I demand Earl Grey tea - for 10000. I am afraid that is beyond my design parameters. Data I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I believe I will take this opportunity to remove my ears. I call my computer "Hole in the Desk" I came. I saw. I charged it. I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot ! I can assure you that size will not be a problem. Worf I can't be overdrawn, I still have more checks! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't, Doctor. I might hurt you. Worf I could be arguing in my spare time. I didn't know it was impossible when I did it. I do know a few things about anatomy, Jean-Luc. Beverly I don't know much about panda bears, Number One. Picard I don't steal taglines -- I replicate them. I don't want to think. I just want to be... I fear you must blame your own perverse urges. Picard I feel fine.....Everything seems a little smaller. - Pica I find push buttons very depressing...... I got it all together, then forgot where I put it. I had a handle on life, but it broke. I had a life once... Now I have a computer. I hate making predictions; especially about the future! I have a mind like a steel...uh...thingamajig... I have a speech impediment....my foot!!! I have something BETTER than chocolate. Riker I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot. I just play here. I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. I just steal them, I don't write them. I know so little, but I know it fluently... I like Boolean logic. NOT! I love my computer. It's made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@ I may not always be perfect, but I'm always me. I only counted 100 dalmatians...!!! I prefer the company of equals. - Riker I remember the words. I don't understand. I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. I sense... *SLAP* Not while we're on the bridge, Will! I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I tell them there's no problems...Only Solutions... I thought DEL *.* -really- deleted the files! I took thee for thy better. Take thy fortune. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, then DOS closed it... I used to watch TV, then I bought a modem. I want everything; do you have it?? I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off.... I was just stopped by the LAPD and boy am I beat ! I wasn't always like this, Lieutenant. Picard I wish I had a snappy Trek Tagline to put here... I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I would ask that you stop fiddling with my ears. Data I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole! I wrote my own benchmark, my machine is now 500MHz I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of money. I'd really like to lay one across your teeth. Beverly I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice. I'll have what the guy on the floor is having... I'll jump off that bridge when I come to it. I'll see you in hell before I'd do that. Ro I'm SO confused... I'm an absolute, off-the-wall fanatical moderate. I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. I'm bloody sick of standing here every day. O'Brien I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm in shape ... Rounds a shape isn't it? I'm leaving my body to science fiction. I'm losin' it! - Geordi I'm no stranger, just a friend you haven't met... I'm not a complete idiotseveral parts are missing. I'm not dead. I'm electroencephelographically challenged. I'm not dead; I'm "metabolically challenged." I'm not just one of your snuggle-girls, Will. Beverly I'm not lost! I'm "locationally challenged." I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not schizophrenic. It's this guy beside me! I'm on the corner of Walk and Don't Walk I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? I'm saving my money for when they get Phaser Printers! I'm sorry, this tagline is not an apology! I'm spending a year dead for Tax Purposes I'm sure it's in the manual somewhere... I'm the person your mother warned you about... I'm too skeptical to deny the possibility of anything... I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. I've fallen...but I'll be back...Arnold Schwarzeneg I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've got a mind like a... a... what's that thing called? I've used Basic so long, my brain has gonesub permanently I@love~my$computer,;It's%made in Taiwa~##$ ` #@ If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs If Data is "fully functional," can he get a woman pregnan If I save the whales, where do I keep them? If I save time, when do I get it back ? If I want your opinion I'll beat it from you If I were you, who'd be me? If Q was female, would he be called O? If Q were castrated would he become ... O ??? If anything -can't- go wrong, it will If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, try skydiving ... If humans have orgasms, do the Borg have Borgasms? If it ain't broke, break it and charge for repair. If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it's not broke, let me take a crack at it. If it's stupid, but it works, then it's not stupid. If only Einstein had a 486DX-33.... like I do... If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows. If speed scares you, try Windows... If the shoe fits, put it in your mouth. If there was a nuclear bombing, would I be alive to care? If there was a wait for Q to show up, would there be a Q If there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance. If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy. If winning isn't important then why keep score? If you can read this, you're irrelevant. -Borg If you can't beat em', mod em'. If you need a calculator, its too complex. If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines. Illiterate? Write for a free brochure! Immorality will continue until beatings improve. In case of fire, yell "FIRE!" In it's former life, my computer was a Cray... Indeed, Captain Picard, you have found him. Spock Insanity is just a state of mind. Insanity runs in my family; it practically gallops... Insert disk with \HURTME.COM and strike Worf when ready. Intriguing. I did not know humans were so capable. Data Is it still paranoia if they ARE ALL out to get me? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn... It can't be full...I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES ! It depends on which end he tries to light... It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. It has many other uses as well. Allow me. Worf It is better to be brief than boring. It is fatal to live too long. It is, after all, only a moment in the infinity of time. It said "insert disk #3" - but onty two will fit... It works better when you turn the brightness up. It's a fine line between fishing & standing still It's dj vu all over again. It's not GEEK - it's SOCIALLY CHALLENGED, dammit! It's not a person, damnit! It's a Borg! It's not easy having an overbearing parent! - Troi It's not in the manual !!!!! It's not the money I want, it's the stuff. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead, Jim. It's worse than that, it's physics, Jim! Jesus saves...Passes to Moses..Shoots....Scores! Join the Group Mind - become a Borg Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot. Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep. Just another inmate in this ASYLUM!!! Just cannot resist a little fun along the way. :-) Just for today..... do not anger. Just give me what the Dr.ordered..OHHOOO Dr Pepper.. KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all the time! Kids-They're not sleeping, they're recharging! Kill them all! .... Let God sort them out. Kill'em All ... Let God Sort Them Out. Klingon Thanksgiving Grace: "Let us prey..." LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer Laddie, ya think ya might like ta ... rephrase that? Last yur I kudnt spel modjerater now I are won. Law of Insurance and Taxes - Whatever goes up, stays up. Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it. Lets all take the TIME to really LISTEN 2 r KIDS Life - brief interlude between nothingness and etern Life Facts..Death, Taxes, and "THEY" will Tax us to Death Life can be great if you live it to the fullest! Life is a banquet & most suckers are starving! Like, I think my bottle absorbed my Beer, eh. Liposuction will destroy your FAT Little boats should keep near the shore. Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister. MacIntosh:Computer with training wheels you can't remove. Madness takes its toll - please have exact change Make Headlines..use a corduroy pillow.... Make me an offer. I have a computer to support!! Make me breakfast and perhaps I'll consider it. Troi Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet, many moons! Marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. Master of all I survey (at the moment, empty pizza boxes) McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! Meditation is not what you Think. Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss... Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Memory is a thing we forget with. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard Microbrain, growl for me, let me know you still care. Q Military intelligence is a contradiction of terms. Minds are like parachutes, they only work when open. Miracle owes its origin to the negation of thought. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Monday is the root of all evil! Money Not Found: Abort, Retry, break out Quicken? Money is the root of all wealth. More like Woody Woodpecker with a perm! Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen? Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. My Dog ate my REP Packet!!! My Mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates. My dad hit me only once - with the Buick My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!! My haystack had no needle! My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... My reality check just bounced. My systems are only programmed for one at a time. Data My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. Ro NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ Never eat more than you can lift. Never enough time, unless you're serving it. Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. New Mexico? Sorry, we don't do ship to foreign countries New strain of system-trashing virus : WINDOWS Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. Night of the living dead chipmunks No person ever became wicked all at once. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space. No, Q, I meant a BUD light! Noah! Come quick! There's water in the basement! Nobody roots for Goliath. Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. O'Brien Northern Exposure: Watch out for the frostbite! Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir. Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Notice how easily it detaches. Ro Now that I've given up hope I feel much better... Null modems were created when God got no handshake. OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean....... OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah! OPINION: Where "moderation" means "attack." OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ????? OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. Of course I'm running Windows NO CARRIER Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me! Oh no, not another learning experience! Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately? Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night! Oh, well... never mind! Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC! Old age is better than the alternative. On the other hand..you have five different fingers Once you understand your computer it is obsolete One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge. One person's is another's . One way to better your lot is to do a lot better... Only in your dreams, Commander. Troi Oops, time for Ponn Farr! Our OS which art in CPU - UNIX be thy name ..... Our necessities are few but our wants are endless... Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! Ow. I believe I have overexerted myself.- Data Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"! PATH=harddrive;drawer;desktop;pocket;boxincloset;boxunder Parallel processors share the task. Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on? Path = Wandering Considerably. People can be very frightened of change. Kirk STVI People! Can't live with em, Can't live without em! Peter Norton is the "Betty Crocker" of software! Pets are not just for Christmas, but for a LIFETIME!!!! Pets: pure love contained in soft packages. Phasers don't kill people...Unless you set them too high Picard to Lwaxana: "Not THAT kind of 'Engage'!" Picard to bridge, where am I? Plagarism prohibited. Derive carefully. Plasma is another matter. Please Tell Me if you Don't Get This Message Please recycle this tagline. Once is not enough. Please think when you drink.... Please, doctor, not while my wife is on board. O'Brien Political Correctness is a Borg plot. Pound forehead on keyboard to continue. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.... Prejudice is the reason of fools. Voltaire. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Pro & con are opposites, what about progress & congress? Proceed with Caution - Twisted Mind Under Construction! Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry. Program too small to fit into memory. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Prune Juice. A warriors drink! Push any key. Then push the any other key. Put it to the wall, Mr. LaForge. - Picard Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ? Qagh -- it's not just for breakfast anymore! Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in. RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory REAL programmers use undocumented DOS calls RIP... This tagline had now been ripped off..... Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down.... Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Real Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym. Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek. Reduce Carbon Dioxide emmissions - STOP Breathing Reduce brain fat. Eat Moral Fiber. Riker, AKA "Number One." A spy for the Borg? Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents. Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. --Robin Le S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . . SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work. STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away....... Same to you and whatever you meant by that! Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here? Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone. Scott me up, Beamie! Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....* NO CARRIER Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Sector Not Found (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee? Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. Security, get that floozy off my bridge. Picard Send more tourists..... the last ones were delicious! Set phasers on tickle! Set phasers to extreme itching! She canna take anneh more, Cap'n! She sells C shells Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors! Shoot your program and put it out of its memory! Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you! --McCoy Shut up, kid. -- Guinan Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids! Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings. Troi Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Smile! You're on Candid Modem! Smile, but sharpen your knives. Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to. So many idiots... too few flame-throwers... So many lawyers, so few bullets. So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life. Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't. Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under... Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane. Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. Riker Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. Geordi Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference! Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? [yep/nope] Spaghetti code means job security. Spare time? You're lookin' at it. Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword. Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today! Split personality? Who, us? Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your p Standards are wonderful: so many from which to choose! Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth. Start slow and taper off. Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!! Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!! Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5. Support wildlife, throw a party. Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?! Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones. Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat. TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain! ... RIKER: Glad you liked TWO THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL. HYDROGEN AND STUPIDITY. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize. Tagline error. Contact your systems programmer. Tagline frequencies are Open.... Tagline theft is a compliment. Tagline wanted. Apply within ====================> Taglines \'tag-linz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Taglines...the electronic "bumper sticker"... Take a bite out of crime .. Abolish the IRS! Take no friends and leave no enemies. Take two crows and caw me in the morning. Tell me more about these "habits". Beverly Thank you, God. Keep it up!!! That was so fast, can you show me one more time? Troi That's enough, Data! That's the nuttiest idea you've had, Counselor. Geordi The 486SX: Intel's test of your gullibility The Away Team went on a mission and all I got was this lo The Borg are coming! Quick!! Try and look useless!!! The Borg assimilated my race and all I got was this lousy The Counselor and I will be indisposed today. Riker The Dead Shall Walk the Earth and Dine on Flesh The Electric Chair Choice: Regular or Extra Crispy? The USS Reagan -- "To boldly ... um ... I forget..." The best defense is to stay out of range. The buck doesn't even slow down here. The current death rate? One per person, of course. The days of the digital watch are numbered The evidence before the court is incontrovertible... The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The future is like the present, only longer. The future isn't what it used to be. The heart is wiser than the intellect... The hell with the prime directive, let's kill something. The highest bidder catches the most politicians. The immoratal words of Socrates -- "I drank what?" The irony of life is that no one gets out alive The moving cat sheds, and having shed, moves on... The number you call from has been disconnected. The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted... The only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation. The past should be a springboard, not a hammock. The pen is the tongue of the mind. The price of purity is purists. The road to success is under construction... The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time. The trick in overcoming temptation, is to play dead. The ultimate Turn on. When they shoot at you.. and miss! The universe is laughing behind your back The worst thing about censorship is . Their are trhee things wrong here. There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. Worf There is a tiny plant here, murmuring "water, water". There is intelligent life on Earth, but we are just visit There is no gravity--The earth sucks! There is one God, but which one is He? There once was a [ ] from [ ] whose [ ] was There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary. These aren't my shorts -- they bend ! These things on my nose aren't just for show. Ro They DO make 'em like they used to. They're baaack! Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man. This game is exceedingly simple. Data This guy has blown me off for the last time. Geordi This information fills a much needed gap This is a Ferengi Tagline. You owe me 500 credits for re This is a Tagline mirror>!" E. Haughton Dansforth, 1993 "@#$%*! I've struck oil", Tom said, crudely. "@FN@, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "@FN@, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....." "@FN@, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky) "@Fn@, no sleeping on the Promenade. Go home." - Odo "A book, a friend, a song, a glass, a chaste loving lass" "A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan) "A dirty book is rarely dusty" "A few Beta's short of a full release!" "A filthy mind is a terrible thing to waste." -Exine "A Klingon does not let a friend face danger alone." -- W "A lie is terminological inexactitude." Churchill "A lighter Dark Beer" is an oxymoron "A little megalomania can be excused." -- Professor Muert "A man's a man for a' that!" Burns "A man's life, of any worth, is a continual allegory." -- "A million bars of gold pressed latinum!" -- Quark "A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experienc "A newspaper is a collection of half-injustices" "A planet where APES evolved from MAN?!" "A political party is organized opinion." -- Disraeli "A pound of pluck is worth a ton of luck." Garfield "A right delayed is a right denied." -- M.L. King "A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." "A thousand thanks, Monsieur", Tom said mercifully. "A true friend knows who you are...but likes you anyway." "A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston "Admiral, there be whales here!" ... "Scotty, that's a "After this, nothing will shock me." -- Tom Servo "Ah, here we go... Fireball... wonderful spell." -- Fizba "Ah, Mike, I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed." "Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice "All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices" "All constants are variables." -- Murphy's Law of Mathema "All great truths begin as blasphemies." -- Shaw "All humans things are subject to decay." "All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by." -- "All I want for Christmas is a a box of smurfs and a mall "All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson "All you touch and all you feel, is all your life will ev "All's fair in love and war" -- what a contemptible lie! "Am I going to die, doctor?" "Trust me, it's the last th "Amazing what caffeine and no sense of self-preservation "Ambridge: the place where dogs live on your roof." - Da "An open mind...the essence of intellect." - Garrick, ST/ "And a void would be calling `Let's do the time-warp agai "And captains always push themselves too hard." -Beverly "And God said, Let there be light: and there was light." "And I thought I wasn't going to like him." -- Odo "And now it's time to learn about Science."Ask Mr. Lizard "And now the penguin on top of your television set will e "and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International. "And that's Worf Madam, not Woof!" Worf "And then you turn the corner," as the DM chuckles... "And this, Wesley, is an airlock." "And when fate summons monarchs must obey;" "And, I am NOT intoxicated...YET!" -McClintock "Any resemblance to a real action sequence is purely coin "Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman "Anyone care for a jellybaby?" "Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates "Anything you'd like to do?" "Yes. Go into a coma." "Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Are either of you paleontologists?" "No, we're high scho "Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?" "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Are your cookies made with real Girl Scouts?" "Aren't you going to kiss me?" "No, I'd rather have a tal "Arrow?? What arrow!?!?" }}}}-------------> THUNK!!!! "As a math atheist, I believe I should be excused from th "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this." - Cal "As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.": Calv "Assimilate my shorts." -- Borg Simpson. "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died. "Auntie Em: Hate Kansas. Hate You. Took Dog. -Dorothy." "Awright, hold it...where's the mutant repellant?" -Bloom "Bad news Dad, your polls are way down." - Calvin "Bad news, Mom. I sold my soul to the devil." --Calvin "Balls" said the Queen, "If I had them, I'd be King!" "Barney = Satan... I have proof!" - S.W., SCN-Net "BE QUIET ABOUT OUR SECRET PLAN!" -- Crow T. Robot "Be still as a mountain, move like a great river."- Wu Yu "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting tagwines!" "Beam me aboard Scotty!" <-> "Will a 2 X 4 do Captain?" "Beam me aboard, @FN@." "Sure. Will a 2x4 do?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??" "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x4 do?" "Beausoleil, looking at smiles and seeing only grins..." "Beausoleil, now all Thine summers turn to menstrual wint "Beautiful story. Kinda gets you right HERE!" -- Q "Begin the day with a friendly voice.": Rush "Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit!" -- Data "Better lock up the silverware." -- Sisko "Beulah, peel me a grape." "Bidet faucets are too low for men." -Why women like bide "Bidets and sinks have same faucet colors." -Women like b "Bidets are easier to decorate." -Why women like bidets # "Bidets are near toilets. Sinks are not." -Women like bid "Bidets are the right size for punchbowls." -Women like b "Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." -Why men like bid "Bidets don't have a seat to leave up." -Why women like b "Billy Carter: The Sequel," starring Roger Clinton! "Black racist" is an oxymoron. "Blessed be the Lord my strength." - Psalm 144:1a "Bloody Cardasians! I just got the darn thing fixed!" "Bones! That! feels! wonderful!" "It's head, Jim." "Bones, give me a reading." "It appears to be a taglin "Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor." -Kirk "Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!" "Bother" said Pooh, and deleted the entire message base "Bother," said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. "Bother," said Pooh, as he saw the mushroom cloud. "Bourbon & beans...an explosive combination." Kirk "Boy, that Data is slicker than cow snot!" - Guinan "Boy, that's a bright star", said Tom seriously. "Brace for impact," Picard said, parenthetically. "Brave Sir Robin ran away..." "BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not responding." "Brigadier there is nothing to worry about" Doctor (4) "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "Build a watch in 56,179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "But mom, I don't like the cat." "Shutup and eat your di "But Mom, I don't want to be assimilated." -Borg Child "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die" "But, how are you, metalman?" Ford "Very depressed." Marv "But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis!" "But, Mom, I hate my little sister." " Shutup and eat you "By the way, what does BTW mean?" "C'mon McCauly! Pull my Finger!" - Michael Jackson "C.I.A." -- A contradiction in terms most of the time. "Call waiting", great if you have two friends "Can you tell me the location of the Nuclear Wessles?" -- "Can't you get it right? Loot, Pillage, THEN Burn!" ___ B "Candygram for Mongo." "Mongo LIKE candy!" "Captain Picard, I have a clever plan!" - Ensign Baldrick "Captain, I sense a million minds staring at my cleavage. "Captain, I sense he is staring at my cleavage!" - D. Tro "Captain, I sense millions of minds focused on my cleavag "Captain, life is not a dream." -Spock in ST5 "Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr "Captain, please. Not in front of the Klingons." Spock, "Captain, Why not give the Borg Windows 3.1?" -Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1?" - Worf "Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows?" - Worf "Captain... one harmless little tribble?" -- Cyrano Jones "Cardassian rule was oppressive, but it was simple." -- O "Carpe Dentiem ... Seize the teeth!" "Cashew?" "Gesundheit!" "Cause if ya do it right it will be!" "Change it! Change it, Butthead!! This sucks!! This Sucks "Charmed, I'm sure." -- Quark "Cheating is bad... Richard Basehart is good!" "Childhood is the kingdom where no on dies" - Edna St. Vi "Chiun, you're incredible." "No, I am better than that! "Chmeee, I think it's a floating city." "Chocolate is a serious thing." -- Troi "Claudia Schiffer, we salute you! SCHWING!!" --Wayne & "Coffee, black and strong." -- Cooper "Columbus, I have sighted MODERATOR." "Lets get out of h "Come to Butt-head.." "Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows." "Common sense" is an oxymoron. "Computer, can we talk?" -- Joan Rivers "Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." "Computer, you and I need to have a little talk." -- O'Br "Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking "Configuration is irrelevant." Borg Sysop "Confused? Call Counselor Troi, 1-900-NCC-1701, $1.95/mi "Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most "Criminal lawyer" is redundant redundant. "Criminal lawyer"...isn't that redundant? "Cry on someone else's shoulder, I'm off-duty." * Troi "D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia" "Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?" "Daddy, What's That Pretty Red Button For??" "Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon -- that's hard." "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a... oh, right." "Dammit Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh. "Dammit Jim, she's dead! Get off her!" -- McCoy "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physician!" -- McCoy "Dammit, What's the problem?" (BIG KICK) - O'Brien; DS9 "Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimer's patient, not a...uh...uh "Damn it Jim, I'm an Alzheimers patient, not uh... uh... "Damn it Mark, I'm a computer, not a doctor!" "Damn it! I didn't ask for an opinion." -- O'Brien "Damn it! What's the problem?" *KICK* -- O'Brien "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy "Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor not a Tagline..." "Dangerous to your starfleet, commander, not to this batt "Darnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a barber." - Duck Trek "Data does it in serial..." --Tasha Yar "Data! I thought you were dead!" "No, Sir. I rebooted." "Dave, I have a projected failure on the alpha-echo three urs..." "Deadware" was coined by ME in November 1993 "Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur "DEL *.*" - 100% file compression. "Diane.. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." "Die Jesu Domine, Domine Es Requium." (WHACK!). Repeat a "Die with honor, O'Brien." Tosk "Digital circuits are made from analog parts." "DISK FULL?" "Do be do be do" -Sinatra "Do bidet today" -janitor su "Do fuzzy black holes have any hair?" -- Larry Niven "Do I detect a note of panic in your voice?" - Quark "Do you always answer a question with a question?" "Why "Do you know any Klingon opera?" - Worf "Do you know how much replacing this elevator is going to "Do you mind if I smoke?" "Do you mind if I crap on you "Do you mind? I'm eating my cereal!" - Picard "Does anyone carry the cow-tipping conference?" "Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo" "Don't . . . touch . . . anything. . . . Ever!" - Quark ( "Don't be ridiculous, I'm the same old Dax... More or le "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus!" "Don't call me "barkeep"! I'm not a "barkeep"!" -- Quark "Don't dispute death unless you've lived through it." "Don't judge a book by its cover!" -- Frank N. Furter "Don't like our driving? Call 1-800-IRRELEVANT." -- The "Don't mince words, @FN@ ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Arjen ... what do you *REALLY* think? "Don't mince words, Christina ... what do you *REALLY* th "Don't mince words, Joe ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Maurie ... what do you *REALLY* think "Don't mince words, Michelle ... what do you *REALLY* thi "Don't mince words, Mike ... what do you *REALLY* think?" "Don't mince words, Terry ... what do you *REALLY* think? "Don't squat with spurs on!!!!" "Don't trust a benchmark that you haven't rigged yourself "Don't underestimate the POWER of the Blue Wave" - Darth "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Don't we even get a few practice semesters?" -- Calvin "Don't worry, be happy, Dawson" - Bobby McFerrin * "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo" "Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?" "DOOH!!!" - Homer Simpson "DOS=HIGH" Hmm, I knew it was on something "Doubt Everything"-DesCartes "Dr. Scott!" "Janet!" "Brad!" "Rocky!" "YO ADRIAN!" "Drop by *anytime* you're feeling homesick." -- Sisko "Drop the guy with the devil ears." -- NBC, June, 1965. "DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying "Booga, Boo "DROPPED FROM UTS" is just VM's way of saying UTS is out "Durkin, you're sick!" -- Harley Stone "Dust bunnies threaten thousand points of light" -G. Bush "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ... Film at 11 "Each young doctor means a new graveyard." "Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious." "Earth was not earth before her sons appeared." "Easily amused, and laughing about it." "Easy" is easy to say. "Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG "Eating uranium makes me feel funny", said Tom glowingly. "Eek A Mouse" really IS a reggae act... "Egotists are people too.." --Jimmy Kitchens "Elvis has left the building..." - Living Colour "Elvis rocks in his box!" "En boca cerrada no entran moscas." "Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... "Energize!" said Picard. "It keeps going, and going..." "Energize"he said & a pink bunny with a drum materialized "Ensgin Expendable, step on that rock!" - Kirk "Ensign Crusher, here is you Mop and Bucket" "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "ereH er`ouY sA gnoL aA" -- YKSVONAY NAMLAZ (YLLAZ) "Errare umanum est." "Eureka!" said Archimedes to the skunk. "Even historians fail to learn from history." -John Gill "Ever notice that when a toon drives, he never looks at t "Every time I've built character, I've regretted it." -- "Every why hath a wherefore." "Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli "Everybody need reverse polarity." "Everybody ought to have a friend." "Everybody remember where we parked." - Kirk "Everybody take notes. Don't do this, ever." - Jimmy Kit "Everybody's bleeding 'cause the times are tough" "Everyone lives by selling something." - R.L. Stevenson "Everyone remember where we parked." -- Kirk "Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." "Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here?" - Odo "Excuse me. What does god need with a starship?" -Kirk "Experience comes from bad judgment." - Mark Twain. "Explain it to me slowly. I'm very old." - Fran "Extra pickles. A warrior's condiment!" --Worf "Ezz beeg trouble for Grant and kids..." -Jurassic Bori "Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus" "Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett "Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan "Facts are stupid things" - Ronald Reagan "Faith is not wishing to know what is true." - Nietzsche "Falsehood has a perennial spring." -- Burke "Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected." -- Spoc "Fascinating, Captain!" -- Spock "Fascinating," said Spock, watching Kirk's lousy acting. "FEEL my pain????" Billy Jeff, You *ARE* my pain! "Fifty Yards To The Outhouse" by Willy Makeit "Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!! Fire!! Fire!!!" WHAP!! "Cut "Fire, Mr. Worf!" "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" "Fishing, stranger?" "No, just drowning worms." "Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!" "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Flowers for a mister John-Luck Pickard?"  Q "Flowers! Is there a 'John Luck Pikkerd' here?" --Q "Floyd County, Va.: We've never heard of you, either." "FLUFF YOU!" -Jeff Lane, SCN-Funny Farm. "For a mountain, I am very young. For a man-I am just rig "For by grace are ye saved through faith...not of works." "For there is no sea, with out the dolphin" -- Oppian "Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid" FDR "FORMAT C: /autotest" - Justice for software pirates. "Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean." "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" - Rhett Sysop "Free pick-up 24 hours a day"- Det-4 9th Air Evac RVN 1/6 "Free Willy" staring Lorena Bobbit, in cinema's everywher "Freedom ... is a worship word..." -- Cloud William "Friends Don't Let Friends Use Prodigy" "Galactic Conquest or bust." -- Borg "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Gee that bastard smells. No wonder they call him Pooh" "Gee, dad. I wish you'd let mom drive, it's more exciting "Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous?" "Get out of the road, if you want to grow old." "Gilligan, get their phasers." "O. K., Skipper." "Give it to Dahmer, he'll eat anything" "Give me two personal pronouns." "Who, me?" -Benny Hill "Go ahead and steal my tagline it flatters me." "Go ahead! You bash the Balrog, while I climb the tree.. "Go, speed racer, go!" "God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pope "Good intentions randomize behavior." "Good morning" is an opinion, not a greeting. "Good morning, darling." - Q to Picard, "Tapestry" "Got any gum?" "Grandma,that stuff Bennie is using "Graphic Artist seeks Boss with vision impairment." "Great! Now he's as crazy as you are!" "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs! "Grrr! It is 'WORF,' @FN@, *NOT* 'WOOF'..." "Guess we know where Michael Jackson left that other glov "Guilt trip: The nuclear weapon of relationships." "Gullible" isn't in the dictionary. Go ahead, look it up! "Gun control" isn't about guns...it's about control. "Gun's don't kill people...Class 2 phasers do!" "Guys, that's really annoying!" -- Tom Servo "Had this been an actual movie, you would have been enter "Hand me that solar-powered flashlight..." "Happiness is a warm puppy." said the anaconda. "Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid "Have you lived in this village all your life?" "No, not "He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!" "He did too much LDS in the 60's." -Kirk to Gillian (ST4) "He was a man, all and all, I shall not look upon his lik "He was such a meanie, I cut off his weenie..." "He who hesitates is lunch !" "He's a potato Jim!, Let's gouge out all of his eyes" "He's calling for his mother. Her name was, 'AAAGH!'." "He's dead Jim." "He's dead Jim." "I've got dibbs on the white meat." "He's dead, Jim "He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup!" "He's no Claude Atkins, but what a butt!" "He's so... human!" -- Saavik "Nobody's perfect." -- Sp "He's the brains, sweetheart!" -- Han Solo "Head is harder than Hand." Sivaoan Proverb "Hear me moderate," by Thai Tass "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned." Congreve "Heeeeelp! I don't wanna be kidnapped by a fictional cha "Hello Darkness, My old friend.." "Hello, Operator?! I've been cut off!" --John Bobbitt "Hello, Operator?! I've been cut-off!" --John Bobbit "Hello, Quark. How are your lobes?" "Tingling at the sigh "Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Hello...Incontinence Hotline". "Can you hold, please?" "Help! I've fallen and can't get up." A. Tree "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up" -- Satan "Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? "Hey ! Energizer Bunny: Eat your heart out!" (signed) Pho "Hey everyone, I'm a modem jockey."..."Wait, why are you "Hey Michael, come here you smooth thang!" - Bubba "Hey, 'Rubba' would you like to sit on my lap?" Michael "Hey, Buddy....Can you spare a tagline?" "Hey, Frank, can I borrow your keys?" "Sure!" "Thanks!"-M "Hey, Worf...I hooked Data up to a Modem...Wanna see?" "Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? "Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Would you be my...." **CHOMP** "Hi Rex! I'm Barney! Will you be my **CHOMP**" "Hi Ronnie, it's George! George Bush. The president..." "Hi, I'm Bar..." Hasta la vista, Barney! "Hi, I'm Barney..." Now you're extinct. "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "High tech my butt! I still have rotary phones!" "His reserve, a quiet defense. Riding out the day's even "History tends to exaggerate." -Colonel Green "Hit me again, I love it!" Soddam Hussein "Hmmm, the Force is strong in this one" "Ho! Haha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust! * "Hobbes did it , Mom!" "Hold it! What in the Wide World of Sports is agoin' on?" "Holodeck computer...end Clinton Administration program." "Hologram at your service, baby!" - Thames "Home" is where the computer is plugged in! "Honey, answer the phone." "Okay. BaRRING! BRRNG! BaRR" "Honey, I shrunk the kid maker." "Honey, This is..." TO BE CONTINUED...see next tagline. "Honey?" is that what you call this bee barf? "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "How did you know, sir? I feel like such an idiot." Rik "How do you play this game" - any sucker "How does Al Gore spell potato? T-A-T-E-R." -- Rush Limb "How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand! "How should I know? I'm an actor, not a doctor!"-DeForest "How SWEET it is"!! "How to Boil Water, in 500 easy steps" by Chuck Forsberg. "How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S. "How to keep your conference on topic" by Mod R. Ator "How to Stay Poor and Enjoy it Less" By I.R.S. "How wise are they that are but fools in love!" Cooke "How you doing today?" "Fine doc." "That'll be $95 please "How's our flying? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU." -- The Borg "Humans are not allowed to dance in this parade." "Humor. It is a difficult concept." - moderator "Humor. It is a difficult concept." -- Saavik "I am *not* a Borg", by Jean Locu... um, that's *Luc* Pic "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy "I am a Klingon, sir. I *DO NOT* whistle while I work!" "I am calvin of borg. Prepare to be assimilated buddy boy "I am Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated!!!" "I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be assim-- Ooooooo! Dooo "I am Homer of Borg. Resistance -- mmmm, donuts!" "I am not a crook," Mr. Nixon said resignedly. "I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques." --D "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley!" "I am the plot-twist in the 2nd reel!" - DarkWing Duck "I am what I am and that's all that I am" "I am Zsa Zsa of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, dahling "I assume" makes an ass out of u and me "I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing." - "I believe in a God that doesn't need heavy financing."-F "I bet they can't program their VCR's." -- Crow T. Robot "I bought powdered water the other day. I don't know wha "I can not give you what you deny yourself." - Kai Opaka "I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973 "I can't use contractions." - Data "I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control "I did it. I killed them all." Timothy "I didn't mean to blow up the Academy." * Wesley "I do not think you will accept my help, as I'm waiting t "I do the rock, myself" - Tim Curry "I don't be-lieve it! I just don't be-lieve it!" "I don't bite. Well, that's wrong. I do bite." -K'Ehleyr "I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone "I don't have any hard feelings." John Wayne "I don't have to take a nap." - King Baby "I don't know Mom, they're bomb stains." - Superman "I don't like stuff that sucks" Butt-Head "I don't see no pointed ears on you, boy..." -- McCoy "I don't see no points on your ears, boy..." -Admiral McC "I don't see why some people even *have* cars." - Calvin "I don't want to die now! I've still got a headache!" Art "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates "I fear you must blame your own perverse urges." - Picard "I feel more like I do now than I did!" ___ Blue Wave/QWK "I find you guilty!", said the judge with conviction. "I first had sex on a farm," Tom said sheepishly. "I got a flat rate. The lease was removed," Tom ranted. "I got me some spotted stuff..." - Buck "I had JELL-O today." "I hate movies where the men wear shorter skirts than the "I hate questionarres"-Worf "I hate Victor Hugo", said Les miserably. "I have a bad feeling about this.."--All of the character "I have a large seashell collection. It's scattered "I have measured out my life with coffee spoons." -- Elio "I have no vices for you to exploit." Tosk "A challenge" "I hear disco is making a comeback." "Yeah. Just dial 1-8 "I heard some of you got your families living in cages ta "I hope you're not afraid of needles", Tom injected. "I invented a cordless extension cord." s.w. "I invented dehydrated water." s.w. "I just ate a fishing lure," said Tom with baited breat "I just forgot to increment the counter," Tom said nonplu "I killed the Greek piper god," Tom deadpanned. "I KNOW it was a tornado, Toto, but you wizzed on my carp "I like my species the way it is." - Worf to Locutus "I like to reminisce with people I don't know." s.w. "I like to skate on the other side of the ice." s.w. "I love you, you love me, I will eat your family."-Barney "I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly. "I need a home run hitter," Tom said ruthlessly. "I never lie when I have sand in my boots!" -- LaForge "I operate a space bar," Quark said blankly. "I prefer to call it the Prime Suggestion." -- Captain Ki "I promise to take good care of your cat." - Schrdinger "I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone" - SW "I radiate more heat than light" Rush -Presto "I removed that obnoxious female user from my BBS,", Tom "I represent Angry Gun-Toting Meat-Eating People!" - Deni "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I saw a tree fall in the woods. I didn't hear it." s.w. "I say we nuke the site from Orbit, it's the only way to "I shot the Sysop, but I did not shoot the Moderator." "I smell gas," Tom fumed. "I stand by all the misstatements that i've made." - Dan "I still have the greatest enthusiasm for this mission." "I still live!"--John Carter, formerly Capt., CSA "I stole the pic-a-nic basket, Boo-Boo," Yogi barely admi "I suddenly have this dreadful urge to be merry." - Morti "I sure felt the wind of that one!" "Uh no, that was me "I sure get a kick outta that Beavis & Butt-head show!" - "I sure smell bad after wearing these leathers." * Troi "I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul." "I think football is a sport the way ducks think hunting "I think he's from the shallow end of the gene pool." "I think I'll use a different font," said Tom boldly. "I think I'm going to be sick!! " "I think it's sick! I mean" "I think not," said Descartes, and promptly disappeared. "I think not," said Descartes... and promptly vanished. "I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared. "I think we're gonna need another Timmy!" - Mr. Lizard "I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night" "I used to be a stud, now I'm a spud." "I wanna be around to pick up the pieces...." "I WANT IT FREE AND I WANT IT YESTERDAY." "I want to know what killed these tribbles!" -- Kirk "I want to look at life - in the available light" - Rush "I was a cat in my others lives." "I was pretty subdued when we started." "I wave my private parts at your aunties!" "I will lower taxes!" (Pause) "Psyche!!!" - Bill Clinton "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" "I won't stand for this!" "Then sit down." "Allright... "I wonder what this button does..." "I wouldn't mind having a relationship with an "I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math." -C&H "I'd like to order another glove, lubed"- Michael Jackson "I'd love to help you out. Which way did you come in?" "I'd slap this movie if I could." "I'll excise the bunion," Tom said callously. "I'm @FN@, and I'm a snackaholic." "Hi, @FN@!" - MST3K "I'm a lawyer." "Honest?" "No, the usual kind." "I'm all ears, hooman!"  DaiMon Perot "I'm Beverly...","I'm Geordi...","We are Hugh..." "I'm from Iowa, I only work in outer space." -STAR TREK I "I'm going to KILL you!" "You're going to have to KILL m "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "I'm heavily armed, easily bored and OFF my medication... "I'm interested in demographics, other places, OTHER wome "I'm made of cheese!" "We know, Grandpa." "I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes.. "I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer!" "I'm not Bajoran. Sisko punched me in the nose." - Kira "I'm not the one that misplaced the Deltivid asteroid bel "I'm not trapped! I'm just taking it easy." -- Master Ph "I'm sick of it!" - Lister "I'm simply not a nice girl," she whispered tartly. "I'm so bored, I'm starting to miss my husband." "I'm so cool you could keep a slab of meat in me." - Zaph "I'm standing! And I can't fall down!" "I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away "I'm taking the prisoner downstairs," he said condescendi "I'm the one giving you the choice." Odo "I'm too sexy for my slug." -- Jadzia Dax "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." s. "I've changed my mind, Hobbes. People are scum." - Calvi "I've gotta turn the db level down just B4 its not dete& "If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color." "If he catches you, you're through" - Mr. R. Runner. "If he catches you, you're through" - Road Runner. "If I were human, I believe my response would be 'Go to h "If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate "If only I could blame Quark for this somehow." - Odo, "T "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos "If these are the 'cool kids', I'd hate to see the 'uncoo "If this is another flashback, I'm leaving." -- Joel Robi "If women came with pull down menus, they wouldn't need v "If you can read this, you are irrelevant." -- The Borg "If you can't hear me it's because I'm in parentheses." s "If you can't help, at least don't hurt others" HH Dalai "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates "If you can't win by reason, go for VOLUME." - Calvin "If you DON'T eat your meat, you CAN'T have any pudding!" "If you prick me, do I not... Leak?" -- Data "If you push something hard enough it'll fall over." "If you touch my stomach, I'll slug you." - Dax "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help." "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "In waking a tiger, use a long stick." "In your belly you hold the treaures few have ever seen." "Inertial dampeners failing, Captain!" "WHOOPS!!" "Instead of headlights, I put strobe lights on my "Insufficient facts always invite danger" -- Spock, st "Investment in comics" is an oxymoron. "Is it against Starfleet policy to push a few buttons?" - "Is it to loud out there?" -- Jimi Hendrix at Berkeley. "Is it to loud out there?" -J. Hendrix at Berkly. "Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley "Is it winter yet?" - Zippy "Is that funny? Is that a joke?" --Data "Is that lemon in your tea?" "No, s'lime." "Is that seat saved?" "No, but we're praying for it!" "Is this sodomy?" said Frank, half in Ernest. "Is this some kind of bust?" "Yes - quite impressive." "Is this stuff any good for ants?" "No, it kills them." "Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92 "Is this what you get up for at 3AM?" --- My Mom "Is" is the verb for when you don't want a verb. "Isn't everybody happy?" - Machiavelli "Isn't the music too dreamy ?" - Audrey Horne "It is easier to stay out than get out." - Mark Twain "It never happened!" -- Lt. Yar "It" has fallen, and "it" won't get up. "It's a German song," Tom lied. "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it" - S "It's Captain Joe." "He's sick of the thread, Jim." "It's comin' apart, Lad!" - Scotty "It's hard to work in a group when you're omnipotent." - "It's not all peeling grapes, being a handmaiden." "Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes "Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer "Look in the hole and see the basilisk... Only 50 cents." "Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato "Love hurts" -- John Bobbitt "Love the sinner but hate the sin." -- St. Augustine "Lubricant. Pennzoil. Steaming hot." * Locutus of Borg "Make love not war" people probably flunked both. "Man who jump off cliff jumps to conclusion!" "Man is a piece of the universe made alive." Emerson "Man that lightening sounds clo NO CARRIER" "Man's the bad child of the universe." Oppenheim "Man, Barnaby Jones had better fight scenes than this mov "Man, born of woman is of few days; full of trouble." Job "Marlyn, please! You're disturbing the twits." "May you live all the days of your life." Swift "Maybe the universe IS fuzzy." --- Hubble Telescope Scien "Maybe we should have subtitles for this." -- Tom Servo "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. "Member In The Grass: The John Bobbitt Story" "Men die and worms eat them - but not for love" Shake "Men don't know what bidets are." -Why women like bidets "Men have become tools of their tools." Thoreau "Men know life too early, women too late" Wilde "Men, in general, are but great great children" Napoleon "Meow" is like "Aloha", it can mean anything. "MEOW"...SPLAT..."RUFF"...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs) "Message for you, sir!" "Michael Jackson & Elton John duet:Don't Let Your Son Go "Michael Jackson and Boston duet: More Than a Feeling!" "Michael Jackson sucks! and so does his music..." "Milhouse, we live in the age of cooties!" - Bart Simpso "Mind if I smoke?" "Mind if I throw up?" "Mind if I smoke?" "Not as long as you give me a chemical "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Moderator" is just the network AKA for Cthulu. "Modesty died when false modesty was born." Mark Twain "Mom, I don't want to visit Grandma." "Shutup and keep di "Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf?" "Shut up and comb your "Mommy, mommy! What's Frankenstein?" "ROOOOWWWWWWRRRRRRRR "Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy?" "Shut up and finish your "Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex?" "Shut up and k "Money is the root of all wealth!"--Donald Trump "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" -MicroSoft "More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!" "Morning Darling." >> Q to Picard" "Mr. Worf, fire at will. "Oh, jeez where'd Rik "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at @FN@" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at All" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Crazy" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Diane" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jamie" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jerry" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at John" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Jonathan" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Mark" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Mike" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Steve" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wanda" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Wes" ... Zzzzzap! "Mr. Worf, fire!" "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye, Captain... 300 DPI? "Mr. Worf, scan that ship." "Aye sir, 300 dpi." "Mr.Worf,you're the most beautiful sight I've ever seen" "Music is the messenger no one can silence." -- Maria Mer "My bicycle wheel is melting", Tom spoke softly. "My bologna has a last name, it's H-O-F-F-A." "My cat had puppies - so I spayed the cricket." "My family says Im a psycopath, but the voices in my head "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "My favorite part of dinner!"- Riker "My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey "My god, its full of stars!" "My God," exclaimed the tagline, "I'm in the wrong joke!" "My hands feel just like two baloons." "My name is Indigo Montoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare "My name?" said the old man sadly, "is Slartibartfast." "Mystic Rhythms, capture my thoughts, carry them away." - "Nakedness is seldom seen but often noticed." - Chinese p "Never overestimate a man's ability to underestimate a wo "Never trust ale from a God Fearing people." - Quark "New for Christmas: The John Bobbit doll (Some assembly r "Nice going.....Master Ninja Dipstick!"-MST3K "Nice mirror!", said Tom reflectively. "Nietzsche is dead," God. "Ninety percent of everything is crap." -- Sturgeon's Law "No good buys, just amenities."  Yar at the mall "NO KILL I" - HORTA "No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS "No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience." "No mas.": What rolling Spanish stones gather. "No one has jurisdiction over the truth" -Fox Mulder "No sane person lives where it snows." - Ancient Floridia "No use pussyfooting around, Janet." -- Bert Schnickt "No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed!"...Mia Farrow "No, I didn't." - Teddy Kennedy "No, I said Bud Light!" - Captain of the Hindenburg "No, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place." "No, Woody, I said to TUCK the kids in bed!" "Nobody listens unless you swear every other word." -- Ki "None of the Above" for President. "Not a morning person," doesn't even begin to cover it! "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis "Not bad," said the cannibal tongue-in-cheek. "Nothing changes on Newyears Day" -U2 "Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up." "Nothing is what it seems, all things are what they are." "Notice how easily it detaches." - Ensign Ro "Now I wish I hadn't written so many tank games." -- Flyn "Now somewhere in the black mountain hills....." "Now we don't want to kill him, shoot him around the groi "NOW" is a point in time that is already gone. "Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!" "Number One, buy me a Pontiac!"  Picard "Nurse! I said: "SLIP off his SPECtacles!" "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard "Oaths are but words, and words are but wind." -- Butler "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection" "Odo? Quark to Odo.. Are you still with us?" - Quark ___ "Of course you realize, THIS MEANS WAR" -- B Bunny. "Off with her head!" shouted the Queen. "Officer, where do I apologize for shooting Tom Adams?" "Oh bother," said Pooh, "Beavis and Butthead are roasting "Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done." WW "Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee ..." "Oh freddled gruntbuggly..." "Oh god! I'm supposed to be blind!" - Sam, Blind Faith "Oh what the heck. I'll do it." - Calvin "Oh, just looking for flying saucers -- green ones!", For "Oh, man... looks like the joke's on us!" -- Joel Robinso "Oh, yeah, put the forcefield over me AFTER I'm hit ! -Bl "Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion." "Ok, now for a quick backu&#^1s" "Okay, who ordered the Mount Bellyache Chocolate Ice Crea "Old poets never die, they just ride off into the sonnet. "Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.." "Once," adverb: Enough. "One can't fall into a bidet as far." -Why women like bid "One good thing about the apocalypse: always plenty of pa "One man's theology is another man's belly laugh." -- Hei "One notch above useless on the useless scale." "One thing nuclear scientists fear-" "Oops." "Oops." -- Richard Nixon "Our father, who art in 7-Eleven, Harold be thy name." "Our first and last love is -- self-love." Bovee "Oxymoron": A really, really, dumb baby ox! "P" "O" "T" "A" "T" "O" ! Got that Mr. Quayle? "Paid off"? What does that mean? "Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson "PCBoard 14.5a - The Best Till 15.0 !" "People fear *most* what they understand *least*" "Perhaps if I revert to human form it will calm them." "Picard, get some hair. Your brain has caught cold." * Q "Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!" Another parroty error! "Play Ball": Last 2 words of the National Anthem. "Please refrain from using your imagination." - Odo "Politically Correct" the perfect oxymoron! "Poor Ophelia" - Hamlet "Poot...Blupp...Putt..." - Zamfir & his magic armpit. "Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation. "Praise ye the Lord. Praise the Lord, O my soul." - Psal "Press to test" "Release to detonate" "pro" is opp of "con"; What's the opposite of "Progress"? "Progressive Conservative" is an oxymoron. "Push to test" .... "Release to detonate" "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Q wants to do something NICE for me." "I'll alert the cr "Quark to Odo, you still with us?" "Don't sound TOO disa "Quark! Quark, have you been stealing this lady's taglin "Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad" "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "Quite a motley crew you've assembled here, Benji." * Q "qwitchyabellyachin" --old radio slogan "Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write nderstand." "RED ALERT! Raise shields!" "What shields?!?!?!?!"-"Emiss "Remind me to thank John for this lovely weekend." - Ian "Reproductive choice" is neither. "Resist much. Obey little."-Walt Whitman "RESISTENCE IS FUTILE...." The Borg "Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?" "Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?" "Rom, you're not as stupid as you look." "I am, too!" - O "Round up the usual suspects!" "Rule Four: I don't want to catch anybody not drinking." "Run for your lives! Moderator sighted." "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Nightly "Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." "Sam, Ziggy says there's a 94.1% chance your tagline is t "Say about twenty guns. Some on the surface, some on the "Schizophrenia beats dining alone. "Scotty! Beam me aboard!" "Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?" "Scotty!, beam me Augggg!" *...NO CARRIER "Scotty, beam me down another beer!!! (BUURRP!!) "Scotty, beam me up another Blue Wave message." "Scotty, beam me up!" "But I don't have the power....." "Scotty, beam us a board!" (2x4 drops from sky) "Scotty, I've fallen & I can't beam up" "Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!" "Scotty. hurry. beam me" uragg^* NO CARRIER. "See, you need stuff that sucks to have stuff that's cool "Seek Error" - Who told it to look for anything? "Seems like salvation comes only in our dreams." - Nine I "Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --Jean-L "Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines." --JLP "Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance." "She's a witch! Burn her!" "She's got a mortgage on my body and a lease upon my soul "She's got his whole gland in her hand." "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "She's wearing a gownless evening strap!" "Shew me thy ways, O Lord; teach me thy paths." - Psalm 2 "Shhh! The Christians think they are up here alone."..God "Shields down! Green alert!" "Shut up, Quark."-O'Brien "More trouble with the little "Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids." "Simple! Do this..." - Wesley Crusher "Simple. Just do this." -- Wesley "Sincerity? I can fake that." - Hawkeye Pierce "Sink faucets are too high for women." -Why women like bi "Sioux Me!" -- Story of an Indian Attorney. "Sir! Klingons on the starboard bow!" "Well, scrape 'em o "Sir, I must protest! I am not a Merry Man!" - Lieutena "Sir, I MUST protest; I am *NOT* a merry man!" Worf "Sir, the Emerling is not responding." "Sir, the everyonebutt is not responding." "Sir, the Fox is not responding." "Sliver" Xpress ..... the movie! "Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast" "So Mr. Jackson, what exactly WAS the inspiration for 'Be "So this is your new computer!", said Tom calculatingly. "So who ELSE do I add to my list of total jerks?" * Calvi "So, @FN@, what size jumpsuit do you wear?" "Mmmmm......" "So, do you live around here often?" s.w. "Social Security Number?" "000-00-00..uhhh..18" - Earl "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler "Some days it all seems so feudal." --King Arthur "Some men would just as soon kill me as look at me." -- M "Someday....everybody will know the joy of my nipples." "Something GOOFY this way comes!" "Something is different......." "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Sometimes, it's just too easy." - Dr. Forester, MST3K "Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY! " "Sorry Rabbit, Phasers are for kids..." "Speak to live psychics!" Nah, lemme talk to a DEAD one! "Spock, I thought you were dead!" "No, sir. I rebooted." "Squeeek I tell you, Squeeek!" "Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation "STAND BY FOR MIND CONTROL!!!" --Evil "Star Trek VII: JFK" directed by Oliver Stone! "Stop this petty bickering; all of you." -- Troi "Stop, or I'll say stop again." --British Police "Stress" What you get from owning a computer! "Stressed" is just desserts spelled backwards. "Such grudges. Give us a kiss, Worf." - Q "Suicide Hotline...please hold for the next available..." "Swifties overly modify dialog exessively," Tom said adve "Swimming is too much like... bathing." [Worf] "Synthetic scotch, synthetic Commanders..." -- Scotty "Taglines are smurfy" "Take care of yourself Odo." -Quark "Take my Worf... please." --Data "Take you to him I will, yes!"-- Yoda "Take your thumb outta your ear and put it back in your b "TEEN is your first and foremost responsibility!" - Melis "Tell me, Deanna, do you ever..ah..experiment"purred the "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." "Tell this Nozzle to take a hike!" - Al, Quantum Leap "Thank you Number One....He's my Number One Dad!" - JL Pi "Thank you so very much." Stevie Ray Vaughan "Thank you, Mr. Moderator. I'll take it under advisement "Thanks for not smoking," Tom breathed. "That feels good," she said orgasmically. "That is the sickest thing you've ever done..." -- Joel "That was fast!", Tom quickly exclaimed. "That was the beer that made Mel Faymee walk us!" "That was the stun setting." *bleep* "This is not."-Data "That was the stun setting." "This is not." "That's a dragonfly, dear." "But Mommy, what's he draggi "That's a Satanic lie: The Bible was written in English. "That's because your favorite charity is your own pocket. "That's entertainment," - Vlad the Impaler. "That's no moon. It's a space station." - Obi Wan Kenob "That's no tagline! It's Odo!" "That's the ugliest mouse I ever saw.... "The above Statement is absolutely True." --God "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The advocate will refain from making her opponent...disa "The answer is 42." "The Balm of Gilead, the Rock of Ages, you are Jehovah!" "The best you get is an even break." FPA "The Borg have neither honor or courage." -- Worf "The bounty says dead or alive, but I ain't carryin' ya." "The creature appears hostile!" - Calvin to a moderator. "The Dame's scream hit an octave usually reserved for cal "THE DOCTOR IS ON..." "The Dolphin, ne'er has anything been more divine"-Oppian "The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp "The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom." Bret "The future sucks... change it..." -Beavis "The illegal smuggling of mimes... no one talks about it. "The keyboard... how quaint." -- Scott "The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept." Shake "The LORD is my Shepherd;..." "The Lord loves a hangin', that's why he gave us necks." "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers "The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support. "The music's terrible, but at least it's drowning out the "The occipital area of my head seems to have impacted..." "The only thing I enjoy is tormenting you." - Odo (to Qua "The only TV station I watch is Nickelodian." -- Edward "The only victory over love is flight." Napoleon "The pen is on the table." "The moon shines bright tonigh "The pen really is mightier than the sword!" "The reward of a thing well done is to have done it." - E "The secret of life is... a nectarine." -- Q "The security of the Enterprise is of Paramount importanc "The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91 "The smog is really bad today," Tom cried breathlessly. "The sublime and the ridiculous are closely related." -- "The Turtle Moves." "The usual, Odo?" "Nothing." "The usual." - Quark/Odo "The War on Drugs" - America's latest Vietnam. "The warp drive...she cann'a take it!"...Scotty "The welfare of the people is the chief law." Cicero "The world's a theater, the earth a stage" -- WS "Then suddenly it starts to get wierd. The rules change. "Then, on Kilted Yak Eve...If you look REAL closely..." "There's a frood who really knows where his towel is." "There's ALWAYS room for Odo..." "There's no dark side of the moon, really." "There's no intelligent life here Scotty -- Beam me up" "There's no point in acting all surprised about it." the "There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander "These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" "They also serve who only stand and wait." "They are not the hell your whales." - Spock "They defend their echos as their inheritance." E.Burke "They think we're dead and they're having a party??!?!"-R "They threw me out of my subdivision," he said distracted "They're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAA!" "This hat's not big enough for both of us" :Guinan "This is my world, and welcome to it." -- Crow T. Robot "This is no computer! This is my arch-enemy!" - Chief Mi "This is where heroes are made." - Doctor Bashir "This is Worf, our security officer. Would you like to be "This isn't my pet, this is my LUNCH!" -- Worf "This must be Thursday--I never could get the hang of Thu "This must be where pies go to die!" - Agent Cooper "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "Three cheers for Captain Spaulding" "Time passed, which, basically, is its job." -EQUAL RITES "Time," said Arthur weakly,"is not currently one of my pr "To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp "To err is human, to forgive....$5.00" "To HELL with the Prime Directive...FIRE!" "To learn, you must listen to that which is not spoken." "To live long, it is necessary to live slowly." Cicero "To love her was a liberal education." Steele "To the inattentive and brainless layman, yes." --Calvin "Toilet duck can be used as bidet duck."-Why women like b "Tom, what's a nerd?" - Quantum Leap-Genesis "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." "Too slow, chicken marengo. Too slow for this Cat." - C "Took the mage's brain?!! Stupid orcs, just get the spel "Toto! Don't go into the desert!"$f@#(%$^#$&@# NO TERRIER "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Tourist Season" : When it's OK to shoot them. "Transporter chief , beam the landing party to the bridge "Transporter chief @LN@, beam the landing party to the br "Transporter chief Burge, beam the landing party to the b "Transporter chief Dagger, beam the landing party to the "Transporter chief Foster, beam the landing party to the "Transporter chief Holman, beam the landing party to the "Transporter chief Maxim, beam the landing party to the b "Transporter chief Miller, beam the landing party to the "Transporter chief Scardefield, beam the landing party to "Transporter chief Wallner, beam the landing party to the "Tribbles who love Klingons", on the next Oprah! "Try to get back on topic," he said moderately ... "Tube-powered? Must be a Macintosh." "two blondes in a Volkswagon: Fahrfromthinken" "U.S.S. @LN@, lower your shields and prepare to be boarde "uh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this "Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!" -- Yoda "Uploading is cool!" "Huh huh uh huh You said up!" "Use phenolphthalein," Tom indicated. "Use the Porch, Luke!" - Obi-Wan from the bathroom "Virgins R Us" has closed due to lack of personnel. "Vulcans never bluff" -- Spock, stardate 4202.1. "Wagner's music is better than it sounds." "Wake up! This is Quark you're talking to, remember?" - Q "Wanna byte my bit?" "Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver." "Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?" "We all float down here...." -- Pennywise the Clown "We are OUT of penicillin, Commander!" * Dr. Crusher "We are the greatest planet on earth." - Dan Quayle. "We are upping our standards... so up yours." Pat Paulsen "We can't afford to die here...not even once" "We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him" Napoleon "We need a 10-gauge needle," Tom hypothesized. "We want a shrubbery." "We'll drive off that bridge when we come to it." - T.Ken "We'll send a card and flowers..." "We're Going North Like Hell" "We're going to make you IBM compatible HAL" "We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS "We're only immortal for a limited time." - Neil Peart "Welcome to the after life, Jean-Luc" - Q "Welcome to the afterlife, Jean-Luc... you're dead." - Q "Well, ah reckon he died with his Guccis on." -Bloom Coun "Well, I be done seen about everything, when I see a elep "Well, I told her to whack me off..." - John Bobbitt. "What a depressingly stupid machine," said Marvin and tru "What do you mean 'I burnt the oatmeal'? That's COFFEE "What do you mean `Save versus Overkill?!'" "What flavor milkshake?" -- Food Dispenser "Beer." -- L "What is a lie but the truth in masquerade." Byron "What is truth?" asked the doubting Clinton. "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What kind of fool are you?" "My own special variety." - "What loss is death, if life is not to be lived?" - D. Do "What magnificent cartilage." Vash "22 and don't stop." "What makes the Muskrat guard his musk? - Courage!" "What manner of wand that, which spitteth iron pellets?" "What the heck is a Level 3 Diagnostic?"...Geordie "What the hell is happening out there?" - Major Kira Nery "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "What's another word for Thesaurus?" s.w. "What's in the bowl bitch!" "What's the meat in it?" "Perfectly Normal Beast." "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" "When in doubt, tell the truth" M. Twain "When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn into moderator "when worlds collide" "I'm going to give you a terr "Whenever books are burned, men, also, are burned." -- He "Whenever two lesbians kiss, an angel gets her wings." - "Where do you hide a 300' tall golf ball?" -- Blindside "Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush "Where is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? In the "Where the @!#?!#@ did all these Indians come from?" Gen "While we were yet sinners, Christ died for us." - Rom 5: "Who cares for you? You're but a deck of cards," -Alice. "Who died and left *you* in charge?" "Captain Biptoe." "Who is #1?" "You are, #6." "Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child) "Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?" "Who the hell died in here?" -- Florida State Motto "Who's that trip-trapping on my bridge!!??" -Picard "Whoooooo are Yooooooooo?????" ---> Alice in Wonderland "Whos the idiot that sewed this thing on backward!?" Joh "Why are we here? Because we're here. Roll the bones." "Why do you hang around with that sadist?" "Beats me!" "Why is the alphabet in order? Is it because of the song? "Why Johnny Can't Read" - now available on VHS... "Why would I need mythical deities with ego problems?" - "Windows Ice Cream: Hoggin DOS" "With our judgements as our watches, none go just alike." "Witty tagline goes here." "Woman must be a genius to create a good husband." Balzac "Women and elephants never forget." Parker "Women can do something in toilet line" -Why women like b "Worf HATES writers! WRITE OR DIE!!" "Worf! Still struggling up the evolutionary ladder?" - Q "Worf, fire at will." *BZZT!* "Hey! Where'd Riker go?" "Woundedware" was coined by ME in November 1993 "Yabba Dabba Do!" "Yea, Verily, and the blind shall C." "Yeah, but you're taking the universe out of context." "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again." - "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You are Jehovah, the God that healeth me!" "You are my twitlist, my only twitlist..." (Everybody!) "You are the Assessor. You have the power to Tax." "You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt." "You can dispense with the pleasentries, Admiral.."--Dart "You can just call me Stubby!" - Bugs Bobbitt "You can kick a bidet faucet." -Why women like bidets #12 "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "You don't have to wait for the flush." -Why women like b "You don't mind if I smoke?" "Not if I can call the fire "You got the whole blanket" said Tom, coldly. "You had good -- now you've got me." "You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you th "You know, I don't think math is a science. I think it's "You know, it's not so much the apocalypse, it's the humi "You picked...wisely" "You shot my kitchen." "I missed the rat." "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You sick little monkey!" "You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen." "You would kill all these people to get even with me?" V "You'll like this guy. His job is to kill rats" "He's mis "You're a gambler, Quark." - Sisko "AND a thief!" - "You're all clear kid. Let's blow this thing and go home "You're disgusting!" "It's a living." - Odo/Quark "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." "You're looking at rude pictures of Renaissance Women." "You're not worthy! You're not worthy!" "You're still disgusting." "Till the day I die." - Odo/Q "You're the computer...YOU tell me where the file is!" "You've been most helpful." - Odo "Don't let it get arou "You, in the red shirt. See what that noise is." "You, in the red uniform, see what that noise is." - J. K "Your love's better than money in the bank." NOT!!! "Your mother was afraid of cats!" - Al, Quantum Leap "Your move." -Colossus "Your rubber duck can join you." -Why women like bidets # "Ziggy says you're here to play with matches. HUH!?!?!?!" "_DON'T_ go in there!! WOOOO!!!!" -Ace Ventura, Pet Detec # XXXX I *TRIED* to register it! ### Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 ### ########### <------Scratch off to reveal your prize. ############### <- Scratch here to revel your prize. #*(%#)>@<#%NO CARRIER #1 AIDS lie: It is caused by HIV #1 DOOM Tip: Look out! There's a demon behind you! #1 Hit on the Borg Top 40: Borg in the USA. #1 Hydro Song: Hertz so Good... #1 in the don't bother catagory. #:-) <: - Snake stalking person. #@$ffwe99fjaljk ... Hey! Get the cat off the keyboard! #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? #define QUESTION { ((b) || !(b)) } -- Shakespeare #define QUESTION {(2b || !2b)} -- Shakespeare #include #include #include $ not found: A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy. $#&$#%*((&)(^$$#%^$..... ohhh sorry - no speaka de ASCII $$ doesn't buy happiness, if you don't know where to shop $$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, D)eclare bankruptcy $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $$$$$$.$$$ not found - (A)bort, (R)efinance, (B)ankruptcy $1. Correct answers: $5. Dumb looks: Free! $1000 reward for finding this man: $20 will buy many peanuts - Homer Simpson's Brain $25,000 Reward! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS ? $636.95 - Number of the Beast at Sam's Wholesale Club. $665.95 - retail beast price $x $ r $g.... %TAGLINE% & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand &TheMenWhoHoldHighPlacesMustBeThe1stToStart.. 'Ah! I have access.' --Data 'All Tokyo will be destroyed...' "Wow, she's PMSing bigti 'ave a bonza Christy an' a beaut New Year, mate! -Austral 'C' What? 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'Criminal Lawyer' is a redundancy. 'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice. 'Did ya put the cat out?' 'I didn't know it was burning' 'Hand me that solar-powered flashlight...' 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser 'I'll be Bach.' - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger. 'In closing' is always followed by the other half of the 'Keep the smoke inside.' -- 1st Rule of Electronics. 'Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition.' 'nonworking mom' is an oxymoron 'Oh what a tangled web we weave' - Hair Club for Men. 'Only a vaRool would use such language in public.' --Rike 'Paid off'? What does that mean? 'Perhaps you and the jerko here could come with us.' --Lw 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3 'Read my lips, no nude Texan's'. What George really said. 'Saddle up, father!' --Alexander, to Worf 'Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting' RAH. 't drive too close or I'll flick a booger on you. 'The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... 'Tis near the night ... the day grows dim. 'Tis the season to be punny...... 'Transporting really is the safest way to travel.' --Geor 'twit *.*' typed the moderator, smiling... 'Wait' is a hard word to the hungry. 'Would it make any difference if I said I love you?' 'Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.' - 'You CAN trust the government...ask an Indian.' '\o.,@o.+:"/~!v <-- Tagline debris. ( ( ( ( ( ((In Dolby Prologic)) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( ((Stereo Tagline)) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ( ( (( HELLO CAN YOU HEAR ME? )) ) ) ) ) ( ( ( ((( In Stereo ))) ) ) ) ( ( (((In Stereo Where Available))) ) ) (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... (%%%) Baseball smiley. ((( Sorry, so metim esIm is placet hesp aces. ))) ((((( in stereo where available ))))) (((((((((((((((SURROUND SOUND)))))))))))))))) ((((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))(((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY))))) ((wrong && wrong) != right) (-* Miksi ajaa PV:ll{, kun voit lent{{ LSD:ll{ ?-) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2. (@ @) You're kidding! (a short musical interlude) (A) bort, (R) etry, (I) nfluence with Large Hammer! (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! ___ Blue Wave/ (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen (A)bort (R)etry (S)ay Kaddish (A)bort (R)etry (S)hoot the SOB! (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing... (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort (R)etry (T)hermonuclear Re-education (A)bort, (F)ail, (T)oss computer across room (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)*** it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (I)gnite (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (S)lam fist on desk? (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a bigger hammer. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et gun and blow away computer (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)rab a stick and kill it (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (C)rash? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (F)ail, (N)uke... (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke the CPU? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)verthrow System? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)ell it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (V)alium? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with a large hammer? ___ B (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ick the friggin' thing? (A)bort, (R)etry, (K)ill Noah? (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . . (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it? (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$&*~ thing! (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)hackitonthesideofthemonitor! (A)bort, (R)etry, or (C)oerce with hammer. (A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with hammer. (All opinions expressed solely my own) (background here is really a lo-tech .bmp) (Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared. (Beeep) -ERROR- R:BASE.... My reality check just cleared (beep) Help, I've fallen and can't reach the beer. (BEERWARE) If it works, buy yourself a beer! (bits of ice striking hull) "Captain, we're being hailed (BorgDOS 1.0) DH0:>Session complete. Assimilate another (c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm) (C) 1992 All Lefts Reserved. (c) Fatal Error 69: Echo sex posted to 'ALL'... (C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court (C)ontrol (A)lt (B)ye (char *)lie = "brown"; (Coda)Evil has been dealt a serious blow,but will be back (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (Data Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ail) (dirty look) Im sorry, Im not allowed to argue any more (Does this look like a fraction to you?) OS/2: Where's th s. (Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0! (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!! (expletive deleted) -R. Nixon (hic) BWave 2.10 (hic) BWave 2.10 * My computer is drunk (hic) SLMR 2.0 (hic) My Computer is drunk... (Horrible/mean/wicked/100.ft.tall/octopus-headed/g..uh..m (horrified) No! Not the Knights who say Ni! (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (I'm gone, I'm out of here, I'm Michael Jackson. (Ice rocks hit the hull) "Captain, we are being hailed." (Insert tagline here.) (Nikoleivitch) (no official affiliation with the above ...) (singing): Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! (starting to chant): Spam spam spam spam... (takeoffs == landings) ? win() : lose() (under my breath) stupid git. (Unregistered) (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (U) What are you lookin' at?? ) , I'm 17 soon to be 18. ))) In Stereo, Where Available ((( ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( ))))) TAKE A MINUTE TO THANK YOUR SYSOP ((((( - sublimi ** ** ** ** Ding Bell ...Ding Bell ** ** ** ** * <-- Tribble __ <-- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilation * <- Tribble [*] <- Tribble wearing headphones * :-* User just ate something sour. * <- Tribble. # <- Tribble After Borg Assimilati * <|-) User is Chinese. * * * * * * * * * TRIBBLES OUT OF CONTROL! * * * * * * * * * * <- Tribbles * * * <- after hairclub visit * * * <- TRIBBLES o o o <- TRIBBLES after hair cut! * * * <- Tribbles <- Hari Krishna tribbles * * * <- Tribbles <- Tribbles with hula hoops * * * <- Tribbles <- dissected tribbles * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * * *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* * * <- Tribble <- Tribble in Love * <- Tribble * <- Sergeant tribble * <- Tribble . <- Tribble after Jenny Craig * <- Tribble __ <- Tribble vs. Godzilla * <- Tribble got'ta match? * tribb * <-- How *DARE* you delete my Tribbles! * <-- Tribble o <-- Jean Luc Tribble * <-- Tribble (*) <-- Tribble with shields up * <-- Tribble (side view) * <--Tribble __ <--Tribble vs. Godzilla * <-Tribble <-Tribble after a close shave * = Tribble. ~%#{..~$ = Tribbles after using Windows. * April 19th - Spelunkers of the world unite! * Basic Airline Flying: Keep the pointy end forward. * BCSUTI Version 1.0 * BLANK * * DO NOT EAT * * Do you feel Lucky, punk??? * * Don't walk over Grass. Smoke it! * * Feel lucky???? Update your software! * FORD Fix or Repair Daily. * Greetings pie lover here! * * Mary had a little RAM -- only about a MEG or so. * Next time Sears Siding calls you, type "ATA" * Number of phone rings equal steps from commode minus on * Redundancy: A Politician With An Airbag In His Car. * SLMR 2.1a * Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! * SM 1.06 ----- * * The graveyards are full of indispensable men. * This is a tribble. # This is a tribble on drugs. * Tribble !@#$%*)^$(@! Tribble mixed up with bad company * Tribble <*> Grinning tribble * Very funny, Scotty. Now, BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!! *'M ST*P*D - I'd like to buy a vowel, Pat, an "O" please. ** (Tribble siamese twins) ** *** *** **** ****$, *** **** * ********...$***! ** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline. ** Insert Obligatory Cute Tagline Here ** ** Registered Evaluation Copy ** *** <- Tribbles === <- Dissected tribbles. *** MUSIC ** IS ** THE ** WEAPON ** OF ** THE ** FUTURE * *** original tag line *** *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** **** Support your local Sysop **** ***** < Tribbles _____< no Tribble at all ***** WARNING! ***** Brain cramp in progress! ******** The first woman Byte Brother ******** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ *************************** e n d *********************** ******************************************************(Hi ********************************************************* Don't you? ********************************************************* the voice of a star... ********************************************************* will protect a 10 cent fuse ***********<<< Expletive Deleted! >>>*********** *****Wats the sound ouf won hand clapping****** ***I SEE STARS!*** ***WARNING!*** Tagline Theft Alarm Active ***ď*** < Heavy-Weight Tribble Lifter. **====> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <====** **B010000012f4ced ... Not NOW, stupid! **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery **FLASH** Eveready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *---- The Original dBase dGenerate *-~ <-- Tribble after sex. *-~ <--- Tribble after sx *-~ <-- Tribble after sex. */ <==-- Tribble with a lightsaber */ \* <- Tribbles having a swordfight. */ \* = Tribbles in a sword fight. *FLASH* -- Energizer Bunny arrested....charged with batte *FLASH* Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery *FLash* The Energizer Bunny Arrested...Charged with BATTE *Four hours* to bury a cat? Yes - it wouldnt keep still. *Generic Tagline* *I want Christina Applegate's panties with her in 'em!* *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Inform Starfleet:I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday *IT IS* documented, look under "For Internal Use Only." *KA-BLAMM!!* Whatever that was, I hope its on our side *Loonies* cast Summon Smurf *Never* used Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! *NEWS FLASH* Hard Drive Crash...Sysop Strikes a Director *NOW* is a point in time that is already gone. *POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS* *REAL* men don't set for "stun"... *Runtime Error* ... Should I walk? (Y/N) *Wanted : Dead or Alive. One pink bunny, carring a drum. *WARNING* Message explodes when deleted! *When it's all said and done, have you done what you said *Who WAS that masked mailer?* *Who WAS that masked mailer?* (The QWK Ranger?) *_?!^%$#+\)#!~ = Klingon for "Hello, dear." *|) ---> <- Tribble Hood ****** X iCi˻, ߳_ոS... ****** * We interrupt this tagline for a tagline. * + + = if you're not careful +++ A Waffle Iron, Model 1.65b +++ +++ ATH +++ ATH +++ ATH... Work Damn-it!!! +25 to hit +30 damage? YOU GO FIRST! +his +aCliUe ha$ a /irU$ in it - dont $teal iT!!!!!! +t#..+t&i+. - - FOR MODERATORS USE ONLY - Do not write below TOP line - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - Answers: $1 - Correct answers: $5 - Dumb looks: Free! - - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - F - L - U - F - F - - M - E - A - S - U - R - E - G - - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in - The Demo Zone - 081 5978174 - 17:00 to 09:00 - 14.4k - - This space for Rent - - this space intentionally left blank - - Thou shall not kill. - TOP SECRET! BURN BEFORE READING! - - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -!- and quietly strangled...Cocks -- Nature always sides with the hidden flaw! -- --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ---- "And now for something completely different..." ----- * ------+ Ian Maxim -- (803) 957-4064 +------ ------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+-------- ------------ Out of Order ------------- --------------------- cut here -------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------- ------------POLICE TAGLINE DO NOT CROSS------------ ----------This Tagline is blank to save space----------- -----T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E------- ----> If you cut here, you'll ruin your monitor. <---- ----[ Another Smug Linux User ]---- ---===<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>===--- ---a good pun is its own reword--- ---Anonymous Tagline ---F-L-U-F-F--M-E-A-S-U-R-I-N-G--G-A-G-E-!---------- ---For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin --==**> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <**==-- --Ceud Mille Failte--Gaelic: A hundred thousand welcomes. --Fly lower, I think there's a name on that water tower.. --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-+char-57^ --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- --X-- : You are Here -=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=- -=( Warm, Dry, and Fed; That's Life )=- -=*[ Blondes - 'nuff said ]*=- -=- LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK -=- FROM : Tony - Heerlen - Ho -=<( SIC GORGIAMUS ALLOS SUBJECTATUS NUNC )>=- -=>> I brake ON Smurfs <<=- -=>> My other TIME/SPACE machine is a TARDIS <<=- -=>Mile High Club <=- -=DOOM=- You'll Laugh, You'll cry, YOU'LL KICK SOME DAEMO -=SCAN1.09 "Found [WINDOWS]: REMOVE? (Y/N)=- -=[ Bink is Great! ]=- -=[ Truth Through Superior Firepower ]=- -={ We Smoked It ! }=- -= File not found, (should I fake it ? =- -= LeAvE mE a MeSsY bAcK =- FROM : TS - KERKRADE - HOL -= Scott me up Beamie !!! =- -= This Tagline is SHAREWARE, To register send me $10 = -> <- Invisible tagline, send $10 for special -> Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! <- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. -But I received the operational signal again! -S-L+M-R-+T-A-G-L-I+N-E-+-M-E+A-S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E- -WARNING- The TOPIC COP is watching! -Will a cuccumber watch your purse when you go into the d ...................... Group Photo . . Generic All-Purpose Tagline . . . . shipped via Qmodem . . . . . . Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS . . . . .. Infrasurvey - The test to see how far back the TV re . Be glad you don't get all the government you pay for. . Is it possible to get the screen to fade in and out? an . Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into t . Take two teddies and call me in the morning. . This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10 .* Straight from the Great Rainy Pacific Northwest! *. .-) User only has one eye .. .. I have the fossil locked at 19200 and have told RA & .. "Do you hear the grasshopper that is at your feet?" .. -- ---+ .."How much would my head weigh if it were veal?" - Gavin .."Magic" Mike ... ... "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. ... "Mr. Worf, fire phasers at Charles" ... Zzzzzap! ... *Never* complain too loudly, or they may hand you the ... A fool and his money are soon elected. ... and eliminate and wipe out redundancy! ... and I'll see ya' "In the Wind!" -=]Buffalo[=- ... another MS DOS user against fenestration ... ... BARNEY is a pedophile...... ... Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 ... C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDO ... Computers run on faith, not electrons. ... Ensign, Engage! ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) ... freedom ... is a worship word... ... Go ahead, steal my tagline. I stole yours! ... I'll vote for Clinton....to be president of Somalia. ... Is there a liberal in the house? *BANG* Anymore? ... No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. ... Nobody notices when things go right. ... Not tonight, dear. I have a modem. ... One tagline to rule them all, and in the darkness bin ... Pinnochio, whatever you do, don't lie around Lorena B ... Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. ... Scotty!, Hurry beam me u%#$& NO CARRIER ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ... SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here ... Surf naked! ... the better angels of our nature ... ... the glorious failures and the glorious victories... ... the things love can drive a man to ... ... To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over t ... User error, the universal bug.. ... Whom the gods would destroy they give Windows! ... WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! ..."he's just a girly-man programmer".... ..."Its a cow!", he uttered................. ..."To the beautiful and the wise, the mirror always lies ...(a)bort, (r)etry, (c)all for help ..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL .... a deluge of words and drop of sense. ..... Help!, The TD has fallen and it can't get up! ....Has anyone seen my car keys?.... ....If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled. ...911... Hit the number "1" if the house is on fire.. H ...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. ...A radioactive cat has 18 half-lives...... ...Abortion in Prague....Cancelled Czech.... ...and all the children are above average ...and Boy! are my arms tired!! ...and in between are the doors. ...and my special thanks to the Other Forty-Nine! ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...and now LaToya is starting to look like the normal one ...and now Lorena for the Popeal Pocket Friend. ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and that's MY worthless opinion. ...and then I woke up! ...and then on other days it just rains. ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...as American as English muffins and French toast. ...Bad spellers of the world...UNTIE! ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...but I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! ...But I was so much older then... ...but what I really want to do is direct. ...BUT!The legal implications IF you ever wind up in a co ...CVW...... ...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things... ...Fify bucks, same as downtown! ...follow the yellow brick PATH... ...Getting laid while partying and being drunk..COOL!! ...Give to the Crash Dummy Widows Fund...... ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...he has a one bit brain with a parity error! ...Huh? ...If All Else Fails, Hug Your Teddy Bear! ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay.... ...MODEM....a deterrent to phone solicitors. ...My radio is tuned to the voice of a star... ...Note The Huge Breasted Typist In The Background... ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...on m'I ton cixelsyd! ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... ...random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty ...Republican Motto: Had morals, sold them for money ...she canna take much moor Captin... ...so the nun says, "Twenty rubles, same as in Moscow." ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... ...Unable to Locate Coffee, OPERATOR HALTED! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. ...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? ...Windows are like parachutes....they work best when ope ...yeah, uh, that's the ticket!..... ...you like to feel my tits, but you won't kiss me! ...... ......Ŀ Ŀ Ŀ................................. ..10...9...8...7...6 (Bo Derek getting older)... .. ..System over heating...Please open Windows.... ..Thanks ..The Ballad of Lorena and John Bobbitt... ..where all new users are Most Welcome!!!!!..... ..Windows - Best 8 meg solitaire game around! ..with this pain in all the diodes down my... ..yeah.....and I'll be the first one to shove a chainsaw .> Go Wolf Clan <.... .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN .and the car conked out...another VW driver offered assis .ASM programmers drive stick shifts .BBSing is a terminal disease and I have the ansi strain. .Certified Debugger = Volkswagon mechanic with Inspection .Channel 3 ... VCR's root directory. .Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" .Constipated? Try QWKDump for fast relief! .Curiousity killed the cat,Let's get the dog next.... .er,ah, _DIS_honestly....(is that where "dissin'" someone .Everthing put together falls apart. .Execuglide: Propel around the office without getting up .FORD..(Forked Over Re-built Dodge) .gnorw og... gnorw og... gnorw og nac gnihton .I saw one very similar to that on the desk of a jet mech .if he doesn't, I will! .IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you... .It's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machi .It's not a beer-belly, it's a gas tank for a sex machine .Light doesn't emit energy; it emits little dark eaters .may the defendant please rise! .mees yeht tahw ton era slwo eht ,repooC tnegA .Move your vowels daily or you'll get consonated. .Mufutau Towobola.... FidoNet: 1:2603/505, RIME# 5210, In .My wife calls me dude but she leaves out the "e" .nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT .Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? .On a quiet night in Chevy Country,..you can hear a Ford .Paasault: Cracking an Easter egg on someone's head. .Preserve Wildlife, Pickle A Squirrel! .Rap is to white people what muzak is to black people... .sdnah ruoy no emit fo tol a evah tsum uoY .sdrawkcab delleps sdrawkcab si BACKWARDS .seems you would probably have plenty of RAM to possibly eed things up. .senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY .sevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH .The cpu is intell and it is a 8086....I have two batteri .The little engine that could would've done it sooner as .tops eht tih t'nseod dna gnillik sseL :THGIL DUCS .Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your .well... Windows . . Ŀ MESA, ARIZONA USA (602)649- .. i _ }{ ɻD r Sp!! .. /* I can C clearly now */ ///\/\\\ Borg bug ///\oo/\\\ There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/\\\ /\/\uddy \/\/aters ahead...Wipe your feet before entering /^\/^\/^\__/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. 0 0 bytes free 001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101 0020 * A penny saved is ridiculous. 0024: Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! 0036: Committing suicide in Port Alberni is redundant. 0090: Support free software: Write it yourself! 0141: !{] No please don't get up -- I'm finished. 0153: I thought I told you guys already?! 0183: Itsy bitsy spider..... 0249: How often do these things grow anyway? 0286: Doing nothing is tiring because you can't take a re 0341: Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough 0551: Not to be confused with a "bambi"....:-> 0869: Da right tools can make a rental car a convertible. 0965: Sorry, Fido ate my .REP packet... 0976: Where do people in hell tell each other to go? 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3. Therefore 4 + 5 = 6. 1 = 2, for large values of 1. 1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1. 1 Gig is 1,073,741,824 bytes - NOT 1,000,000,000! 1 gig of RAM, 1 Terrabyte of HD space, a Pentium chip, NO 1 if by land, 2 if by C. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 1 more good thing about day Baseball games: Pre-empting R 1 Stealth Bomber = 1,000,000 citizens sleeping safe and w 1's on my attacks, and 20's on my checks. Dang! 1-2-3-4 We're Sgt. Pepper'sLonely Tag Lines Band! 1-900-976-BORG Come on and Assimilate me baby! $2.00 a mi 1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info. 1/2 Slovak, 1/2 Celtic....100% American 1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future! 1/2: one half the value, i.e.: 1/2, X/2, PS/2, OS/2 ... 1/5 HS Students carry a weapon - the others are dropouts! 10 of 10 dentists recommend oral sex for their patients w 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... (Bo Derek getting older). 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... (Linda Davis getting older 10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0. 100 Common Cents: 1 Canadian Looney. 100 Tennis is irrelevant. - Bjorn Borg 100 Who's scruffy looking. *Han* 100 years of tradition, impeded by liberals every step! 100% produit Qubecois, enregistrez-le ds aujourd'hui! 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. 1000 16 megs simms for anyone who can find this man: 1001 Good Uses for Snotwads and Politicians, A Times 30 w 1001 ways to Wok your Dog.... 100MB RAM, two 510GB hard drives and DOS 8.0 - Where will 101 empty botles and a drunk on the floor. Pick one up, 1024x768x256... WOW, what a Woman! 1024x768x256.... Sounds like one MEAN woman! 1064: You have an opinion on the matter?? 1090: Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to 1096 unique Zier taglines found. 564,274 duplicates: Remo 109876(Bo Derek getting older). 11 out of 10 people have troubles with fractions... 11 Wayside Dr., Danvers, MA 01923 or phone 1-508-777-3404 11+10=101...???... Get outta here... 1103: Just my opinion, but I'm right! 113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim. 1133: Roger's dream. Two Indy winners in one year. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor's 586. 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 12 inches : Taming of the Shrew 12. A beer doesn't sulk. 1200 baud makes you want to get out and PUSH! 1200bps? Just say NO!! 1224: Hey! I hear there's a 'MODERATOR' coming soon. 123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567 1238: Mail ideas on the back of a $20 bill to Cal. 13 13. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine. 136,000 battered women in the U.S. - and I've been eati 14.4 is nice! 1455: Never buy dental floss at a second hand store 1487: Windows NT--No Thanks! 1533: Messages are off-topic in the TAGLINE conference. 1554 activates Oct 1 - Dec 31 1554 activates Sep 1 - Sep 30 1575: All I want for Christmas is a box of SMURFS and a m 15 of every stamp is for storage 1608: He (Mike) would argue better without his foot in hi 1609: "Hi, I'm Bar..." Hasta la vista, Barney! 1611: Gary, you sick little monkey! 1614: Is he gone yet....? 1616: It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is...dead 1696: MARRIAGE: A place where you sleep with the enemy... 1711: I love the smell of Echomail in the morning! 1756: To find a legless woman, follow the slime trail... 1804: Cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo. 1812: Page your sysop at 3am and learn new words... 1813: Wanna give Fido fits? Address your message to "SYS 186,000 miles per second. Not just a good idea, it's the 186,000 miles/sec. 'eh?, so what's the speed of dark... 186,000 miles/sec.? So what's the speed of dark?... 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 186,000/mps. It's not just a good idea. It's the law. 186,282 miles per second, it's the LAW. 18th pixel from left near the top of screen. 190 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1955-1975: 36 Elvis movies. 1975-1993: nothing. 1957 Fortran is introduced 1960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX 1975 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Amendment Rights: use them or lose them. 1st does more by 9:00am than other readers do all day 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 1st Rule of GMing...IF THEY SPLIT UP, GIGGLE INSANELY! 1st rule of marriage: If you're right, apologize fast. 1st things 1st...nothing can be easier than that! 1st we shoot all the lawyers, 2nd we strangle them, 3rd.. 1st we shoot all the moderators, 2nd we strangle them, 3r 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 B or not 2 B, that is the pencil... 2 Bah or not 2 Bah! 2 Betazoids walk into a bar.One says "I'll have the same" 2 more payments and this tag is paid for... 2 pizzas in one box....at Right Triangle Pizza. 2 rules for success: #1 Don't tell everything you know. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2 wrongs dont make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 x 4 bbs - a basic board. 2!4!6!8! Who do we decapitate? YOU! *thwock*. --The Deadl 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=4 (for the time being). 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 2,734,596 bottles of BEER... *passes out* 2.0 is better than 1. 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 200+ msgs/day keeps phone bills on the way. 2210 2211 24 HOUR VIRUS: A visit from the in-laws. 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case ..hmmmmmmmmmm 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case. Hmmmm..... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. hmmmm. 24 Hours in a day. 24 Beers in a case. Coincidence? Not! 2400 baud makes you want to get out and push! 2400 city/9600 highway. 26% of Canadians can't read. The other 92% can't do Math. 286SX = Any 286 running Windows. 29A, the hexadecimal of the Beast. 2B or not 2B? Darn! Where's my hex list? 2B|~2B 2nd Myth of Moderation: It's needed. 2nd rule or tinkering: Don't have parts left over. 3 dreaded words: " hard disk failure." 3 Game wardens, seven hunters, and a cow. 3 inches Much Ado About Nothing 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't 3 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot" 3 out of 4 statistical questions are bogus dude! 3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um.. 3 Types of mini skirts: Mini, Micro, and you need a bikin 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 3.141592653589793238642643389504197169.... there's PI in 30 minutes of begging is not considered foreplay. 30 straight hours, What is that ? a metric day?! 3000 (patting myself on the back): 310-806-2226 (v.32bis) 313-242-8792 32 digital 16-bit voices... that's either 8 Amigas or 1 G 32-bit Windows + Artificial Intelligence - WINDOWS AINT! 320 333 - Eric the half a beast. 33mHz ain't fast enough! 386! The VAX crusher! 39. A beer's life does not revolve around the football. 4 aces beats full house. Smith & Wesson beats 4 aces 4 food groups: fast, frozen, microwaved, and junk 4 out of 5 dentist leaves one. 4 out of 5 modems prefer it. 4 out of 5 people think the fifth person is an idiot. 4 types of MINI-SKIRTS:Mini,Micro,Don't bend over,& You n 4 types of miniskirts: mini, micro, don't bend over, and 40.10 N 105.06 W (plate tectonics notwithstanding) 4077 410)956-0020 42 Is The Answer To Life The Universe And Everything 42? 7 and a half million years and all you can come up wi 43% of all statistics are totally worthless !!! 43% of all statistics are worthless 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 43rd Law of Computing: Anything that can go wrong, will. 486: "When I grow up, I wanna be a CRAY" 486SX: When only the most recent mediocrity will do... 4am? Already? Oh no not again!! 4DBYRDS is my Calif License Plate. 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4MB SVGA accelerator, 486DX-66, 16MB RAM + Windows 3.1 = 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 5 food groups: Pizza, Beer, Tacos, Jolt!, Twinkies. 5 out of 10 analysts say i'm insane. But that's NOT a maj 5 out of 4 people have troble with fractions. 5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions. 50 Days in the Saddle - By Capt. O. Blubalz 50 States and I HAD to pick this one! 50 Yards to the Outhouse - By Willie Makeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Distributed By Buddy Madeit 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Edited By Doris Locked 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Illustrated By Betty Wont 50 Yards to the Outhouse - Published By Andy Didnt 51% Sweetheart. 49% Bitch. Don't Push Me. 516) 536-1546 RVC, NY 1.1 gigs 586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS 5b. That is what Netmail is for, after all. 5 floppy is not better than 3 hard. 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 6 inches : As You Like It 6 Year old girls LIKE housework. That's why southern men 60% of all mammals are rodents - does this include you? 600 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 604-254-1833 I think 62% of those polled felt polls asked trivial questions. 640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes. 640k = 4480 in dog bytes. 640K ought to be enough for anybody. -Bill Gates, 1981. 640K should be enough for anybody - Bill Gates, 1991 65536 bytes in 8 lost chains - Convert to taglines Y/N? 666 - number of the moderator. 66686 - CPU of the beast. 66687: Math Coprocessor of the 666:Number of the Beast - 668:Neighbor of the Beast 667: Satan's neighbor... 668 - Neighbor of the Beast 668 - The Neighbor of the Beast 68....the speed limit of sex. At 69 you turn around! 69, 714, 2112 sex, drugs, rock'n'roll 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 7 1/2 million years and all you can come up with is 42?! 7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you 7 cats is a purrfect number 7 Days without pizza makes one weak... 7 dead and they blame Marine training ... 7.2 on the Sphincter Scale 70% of accidents occur at home; the rest in voting booths 73% of statistics are made up on the spot. 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 75: 69 after Clinton's "tax break" 77.43% of all statistics are made up. 8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them! 8 of 10 people suffer from hemorrhoids; 2 like e 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids the other 2 enjoy them. 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them. 8 years school, $14,000 debt, $26,000 a year! 80% of American men cheat in America - the rest in Europ 80% of men cheat in America, the rest in Europe. 80% success, most of the time...... 80-hour workweeks make Jack a blubbering psychopath. 82.6% of statistics are wrong... 89.6% of all statistics are wrong. 9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women. 9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women. 90% of any business transaction is selling yourself. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 90% of everything is crud. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bat reputation. 90% of the time I'm right, so why worry about the other 3 90% of the time I'm right, why worry about the other 3%? 911 - I want to report the disappearance of good taste. 93.4% of all statistics are made up. The rest are false. 95% loser free... And half the sugar. 95% of all statistics are useless 9600 baud makes you want to get out and push! 9600bps and under are insults to HST'ers -Hacker's law #5 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap. 98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot! 98% of all statistics are useless. 98% of constapated people don't give a crap 98% of dead owls don't give a hoot! 98% percent of the public do not know what the hell it is 99 of Borg: You will be assimilated...Would you believe, 99% of all people with diarhea couldn't give a stiff shit 9999: GAD, a refugee from AUTORACE.....! : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :) :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :) ;) 8) ?) =) |) :0 <-- The many faces of John Doe... :-) :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: :-* User just ate something sour. :-=) Older smiley with mustache :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: This tag-line is in braille :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Tagline in Braille. :::gag::: That's awful. < Falcon System > <%>{ 1 fish, <%>{ 2 fish, <%>{ red fish, <%>{ blue fish <- Does yours have one of these? <- Hold tagline this was up <- -> Hold tagline this way u <- Stealth Tagline <- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again! <- You've got the right reader baby. 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A seminar on "Time Travel" will be held two weeks ago. A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago A sense of decency is often a decent man's undoing. A seven day honeymoon makes a hole weak ! A seven day honeymoon makes one weak. A Shade Below Neon: not too bright! A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the s A shining beacon in an electronic void A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are. A shipment goes by car but a cargo goes by ship. A short cut is the longest distance between two po A short cut is the longest distance between two points. A shot in the dark = searching for a needle in hay stack. A shower is the halfway point between bed and world. A shroe! A shroe! My dingkom for a shroe! A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a clean desk. A sick mind is not necessarily the sign of a neat desk A simple idea will be worded in the most complicated way. A single fact can spoil a good argument. 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ACK and you shall receive! ACK-NAK-ACK-NAK. Modem in hay fever season? Ackbar of Borg: We can't repel Assimilation of that magn ACLU: Association of Corrupt Lawyers and Utopians ACLU: Association of Creepy Lawyers and Utopians Acme replies. ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in ACME Space and Explosives - We can put anything in orbit! Acoustic: Used to play pool. Denial: A river in Egypt. corn. ACOUSTIC: What you play pool with. Acoustic: What you shoot pool with. Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TF Acronyms: Tools for the profusion of confusion (TFTPOC) Across the mud huts where the childeren sleep ACT II: Death Drives a Stick. Act now and get a FREE Cheese Grater! Acting is the art of keeping the audience from coughing. Acting without thinking is like shooting without a Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming. Actions are neither as good nor as evil as impulses. 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How else do you explain Dos? Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month. Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Alimony: bounty after the mutiny, the high cost of leavin fatal. Alimony: Corruption of Middle English "Alle ye money." Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping Alimony? ...sounds kinda like "all yer money" Alive, and simply delighted! Alka SeltzBorg: I can't believe I assimilated the WHOOOO All "isms" are really "wasms". All a Borg!!!!!! All animals are equal, some more than others. All answers questioned here. All babies speak Klingonese All barkers are not side show hawkers. All beginnings are difficult. All children have wings and can fly on the slightest bree All circuits are functioning in a normal way. All clowns are masked, all personae flow from choices. All computers wait at the same speed. All dogs go to Heaven. All dressed up & nowhere to go. 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All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happine All I want to know is: WHY ME? All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater. All is for the best in this best of all possible w All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds. all is said and done, people keep saying and doing. All is the fear and nothing is the love; All is true given the right premises. All isms are really wasms. All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All life's answers are on TV -Homer Simpson. All mathochists suffer from calculust All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All men are brothers. All men are created equal . . . it just sticks out more o All men are created equal. It sticks out more on some. All men are created equal... poor things... All men are equal - it just sticks out more on some. 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All probabilities are 50%.Either a thing will happen or i All programers are optimists. All programmers want arrays! All progress stems from change but all change is not nece All real programs contain errors. All reality is aspect dependent. All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in All right ... who siphoned the blood from my cat? All right Spread `em! - While playing cops and robbers... All right! Who put pita bread in the floppy drives? All right! Another Earthquake. All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded! All right! Who's been putting pita in the disk drive? All right, hold it ... where's the mutant repellant? - Bl All right, we'll ask your mother. All right, we'll call it a draw. All right, who erased the First Amendment again? All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp All right, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacell All right, you people! Who stole my strawberry preserves? All right. (shouting) THE CHURCH POLICE !! All right... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All rising to a great place is by a winding stair. All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not fu All rivers run into the sea, yet the sea is not full. All rules have exceptions - except the ones that don't. All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don All rules have exceptions-except the ones that don't. All science is either physics or stamp collecting. All Scottish food is based on a dare. All sentences that seem true should be questioned. All seriousness aside.... All standard disclaimers should be applied at this All streams run to the sea, yet the sea never overflows. All stressed out and no one to choke..... All sysops are not user friendly! ALL sysops are scum. All taglines are busy..One will be with you shortly. All taglines are currently busy. Please try again later. All taglines guaranteed to be random or your money back! All that glitters has a high refractive index. 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All things are possible except skiing thru a revolving do All things being equal, fat people use more soap. All things change, nothing is extinguished. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonabl All things evolve, nothing is extinguished. All things excellent are as difficult as they are rare. All things in moderation, including moderation! All things is made of the same thing: nothing All this and brains, too! All this beer and only one mouth. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer All this significance - what does it mean? All this, and a winning smile, too. All this, and brains too! All those that believe in Telekinesis raise my hands. All those updates, and still imperfect!!! All those who believe in Telekinesis raise MY hands! All time stops in the terminal mode.... All together now: "Awwwwww......" All too often, ASP means "Annoying Shareware Packages." All true wisdom can be found in taglines. All true wisdom is discovered in tag lines. 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Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies. ALPO is 99 cents a can. That's almost SEVEN dog dollars! Alpogoalie - Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin d Alpogoalie: Any dog smart enough to use its paw to pin do Alponium - Blast of odor when opening a can of dog food. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! alright with you of course ... Alright! Another Earthquake. Alright, who's been cooking hot dogs in the warp nacelles also Crow T. Robot, Gypsy, Joel Robinson, TV's Frank, Dr. Alt-P "S" "A)dd" "wanko" ALT-X, ALT-Q, ESC, CTRL-C......*REBOOT* ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(cl ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at F000:DEAD, dropping...(click) ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click) ALTA DATA BOX BY GERY ZUMBRUNNEN ++41/82/32131 V Altar Ego: A conceited church. Altered days and Blurry ways. Although up to its neck in hot water, the tea kettle cont Altruism is the devil's calling card. 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Always hold your head up but keep your nose at a friendly Always in motion is the Future... Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers Kor Always keep beer in a dark place.<--Notebooks of LL again Always know where your towel is. Always listen to experts. Hear the impossible then do it. Always listen to what experts say can't be done. Then do Always look out for #1 and be careful not to step in #2. Always loses a little bit after its explained Always lurk before you leap.... Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Always put your brain in gear before starting your mouth. Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck! Always remember that a moving neutrino gathers no mass. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone e Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone Always remember the past, but make waves when it matters. Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn! <--@$#% dupe! Always remember to pillage before you burn. Always remember to rape and pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember where you came from so you can return. Always remember you're unique - just like everyone Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. Always remember you're unique ..... just like everyone el Always remember, never forget... Uhh... what was I saying Always remember, to copy a disk is not to Xerox it. Always remove the last screw first. Always say no and you'll never be married. Always smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to. Always store beer in a cool dark place. Always store beer in a dark place Always strive for excellence is the best attitude around Always take aim at the Tidy Bowl Man. Always tell her she is beautiful, even if she isn't. Always tell her she is beautiful. ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy. Always tell the truth ..& be ready to run like h***! Always tell the truth ... unless something better is hand Always use tasteful words, you might have to eat them lat Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them. Always use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. Always willing to share my ignorance... Always yield to temptation, it may never return. Alzheimer advantage #34: you can hide your own Easter egg Alzheimer's Club: Meet the same new friend every day. ALZHEIMER.COM found . . . Out of . . . something . . Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um Am I a tagline?? I don't remember........ Am I a ZAPF Dingbat? V^\_o^o_/^V Am I an elephant?? I'm gray and wrinkled!!! Am I at Wits End, Or just stuck in my chair? Am I hallucinating or something?? Am I ignorant or apathetic? I don't know and don't care! Am I pleased or frightened? Am I seeing things or is that a dragon? Am I the only one who has had this thought???? Am I the only one who worked that out??? :) Am I wise, or otherwise? AMA EXTRA: Brain Tumors can be caused by Achey Breaky Hea Amateur Explorer - busy getting lost & found Amateur Gynecologists are never sued for malpractice. Amazing fact: The federal Government is exempt from most Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound Amazing how much mature wisdom resembles being too tired. Amazing how much you learn after thinking you know it all Amazing how things get simpler the older you get :-0 Amazing what alcohol does to a sence of humor. Death bec Amazon Martian SysOps are the BEST!!!! Ambiguity is an invariant. Ambition destroys its possessor. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to Ambition: Not what man does but what he would do. Ambivalence ... or whatever. Ambivalent? Maybe I am and maybe I'm not ... Amen. Ah Women. Ah Wilderness. Aw NUTS!! - P.D.Q. Bach America is a dream to most of the world. America is a tune. But it must be sung in harmony. America is a tune. It must be sung together. America is the only country founded on a good idea America is the only country founded on a good ideal. America trusts us. America was not discovered by Americans, shame on America was not discovered by Americans, shame on them. America! the land of the Chrysler 440 cubic inch engine! America's 5 Most Feared Words: "Dan, I don't feel well. America's Five Worst Words: Dan, I Don't Feel Well America, land of opportunity for Japanese businessmen. America, where you park on the driveway! America: log on or log off America: Home of the richest poor people in the world. American beer is like sex in a canoe. F***ing close to w American beer is like sex in a canoe. F*cking close to w American English: The language of Presidents! American politics: The walruses herding the oysters. American Society for Zero Defects Amiga -> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMIGA is the best! Hey, whatz that... A gun.. AAAH. BUM! Amiga's are to computers what etch-e-sketch is to art Amiga: Yesterday's technology, tomorrow. Amiga: Computer With Training Wheels U Can't Remove AMIGA: On the endangered species list. Amigas are so rare this is my ONLY Amiga tagline.... Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! Amnesia rules - O Amnesia rules. Amoeba to Human: Ever think about what's in your drinking Among economists, the real world is often a special case. Among the porcupines, rape is unknown. Amsterdam, the motherland of small rodents Amuse me. Torment my enemies. - Attila An "innocent virus"? Serious oxymoron, wouldn't yo An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate An accommodating vice is better than an obstinate virtue. An actor without buck teeth can play the Easter Bunny. An ad hominy argument is gritless. An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms. An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanke An adulteress was condemned to the electric blanket. An after debt experience requires use of scissors. An agreeable person: One who agrees with you. An alcoholic is an enemy who drinks as much as you do. An alcoholic: A person who drinks more than his physician An Amiga is an EtchaSketch you don't hafta shake. An Antioch dare: "Bet you can't say 'yes' ten times in a An appeaser feeds a crocodile, hoping to be eaten last. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping it will An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away - If You Aim Properl AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE! An argument isn't just contradiction. An Armed Citizenry *IS* the Militia An armed man is a citizen, unarmed-a servant! An ARMED society is a POLITE society -- Robert A Heinlein An armed society is a polite society! An ass thinks one thing, his rider another. An atheist has no invisible means of support. An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support An atheist is a man with no invisible means of support. An attacker must vanquish, a defender need only survive. An authority is anyone who guessed right more than once. An authority knows lots of things you don't care about. An egotist is a person of low taste, more interested in h An egotist thinks he's in the groove when he's in a rut. An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon. An electrical engineer deals with current events An electrician gets into people's shorts! An electrician worries about current events An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications An elephant is a mouse built to Mil-spec. An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ... An elephant is a mouse with an operating sys. An elephant is a mouse with an operating system. An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An Elephant. A mouse built to government spec An Elephant. A mouse built to government specs An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications. An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards An Elephant: A mouse Built to US Government Standards. An elevator smells differently to a dwarf. An empty bus travels fast. An energy crisis will never stop motor-mouths. An engineer is someone who does list processing in Fortra dy who does anything in COBOL... An equal opportunity flamethrower. An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to cor An error? Impossible! My modem is error correcting an excerpt from their hidden agenda: An excuse is worse than a lie; for an excuse is a lie gua An Excuse: The Skin of a Reason Stuffed With a Lie... An expert has a great reason for guessing wrong. An Expert Is A Little Drip Under Pressure An expert is one who knows more & more about less & less. An expert is someone from out of town. An extra tire in de trunk. An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble! An honest politician is one who STAYS bought! An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bough An honest politician: One who stays bought. an I'm overdrawn? I still have checks left! An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless y An idea is a curious thing. It won't work unless you do. An idea is not responsible for fools who believe in it. An idea is not responsible for the people who believe in An improper mind is a perpetual feast. An inch of dog is better than a mile of pedigree. An informer should be hanged by his tongue. An institution is the lengthened shadow of one man. An intelligent dyslexic is smucking fart An moderator should be hanged by his tongue. An object in motion is heading in the wrong direction. An object of information most needed will be least availa An OLX serial number is a terrible thing to lose. An onion a day keeps everyone away. An open mind doesn't always require an open mouth An open mind gathers no dust. An open mind is wonderful if matching mouth not included. An optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute An optimist is a guy without much experience An optimist is a person without much experience. An optimist laughs to forget... a pessimist forgets to la An optimist laughs to forget..A pessimist forgets to laug An orc paladin? What kinda strange realm is this?! An original Tag-Line! An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstract An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. An ounce of emotion equals a ton of facts. An ounce of example is worth a ton of advice. An ounce of gold cannot buy an inch of time. An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. An ounce of pretension = a pound of manure! An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... An over the hill astronaut requests a slower capsule. An ow du I get dis gloo bottle out of my noz? An ulcer is what you get mountain climbing over molehills An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over mo An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills An unbreakable toy is excellent for breaking other toys. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool An unforeseen bug allowed this message to be posted. An unforeseen bug allowed this msg to be posted. An unforseen future nestled somewhere in time... An x-spurt is an unknown drip under pressure Anaception - The body's ability to affect TV reception by Anagatha - Any mysterious item that appears on your desk. Anananany - The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once y Anarchist of the world, Unite! Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! Anarchy is better than no government at all. Anarchy is better that no government at all. Anarchy Unlimited Anarchy, No rules - OK? Anarchy: Rights without Responsibilities. Anates tuas in acie instrue. Anatomically correct beats politically correct any day! Ancient Chinese curse:"May you live in interesting times" Ancient custom has the force of law. Ancient Greeks made dolphin-killing punishable by death. And *I* have HUGE...... Eyes! And a great whirling and a bashing of keys arose And a partridge in a pear tree. And Adam asked "What's a Headache?" And after we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. And all of the signs were right there on your face And all the Borg left was this Amiga... And all the Borg left was this darn Tandy ... And all the children are above average in our system. And as we wind on down the road.... And bammmm!, Just when you think you know who you are, yo And behind door #1 "Its Tiamat". Better luck next time. And boy, are his arms TIRED.... And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt. And does it matter? and don't forget to let me know if it works :-) And don't start a sentence with a conjunction. and enter Vernon D. Buerg's "LIST" or WHATEVER file_viewe And everyone around us appears skewed and Galactic Warzone version 2 And get the machine that goes PING!! And God created Nerds, "Go forth and Multiple" he said, a And God said "Let C=(E/M)^.5": and there was light. And God said, "I'll buy a vowel." And God said, "Let there be 14.4k baud..." And God said, "Let there be 14.4k bps!" And God said, "Let there be 28.8k bps!" and ITU-T said "W And God said, "Let there be light, but make it quick." And God said, Let E=1/2m(v^2)-2(e^2)/r and there was ligh And God said: E = *mv* - Ze*/r, and there was light! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was ligh And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And have buttered scones for tea. And here's another clue for you all: The walrus was Paul And here's to you Mrs. Robinson... And Hobbes was fond of his Dram. and how come you never wrote me back? And HOW MUCH did you have to drink???!!!!!! And I always thought Bonapetite was a small.. And I might be leaving too. :( And I said "carve it up dear" - John Bobbit And I swear, every word is true! And I though this was going to be simple.... And I thought *I* had problems! And I thought *I* had strange problems! And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia and I'll see ya' "In the Wind!" -=]Buffalo[=- And I'll try not to sing out of key... And I've got 4,567 archived messages to prove it. And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes and in a strange turn of events, the cat was electrocuted And in the news: Check out the next message. And it's readily apparent that... And it's your face I'm looking for, On Every Street(Dire And keep your @! dirty words the %!$ outta here and Legend of the Red Dragon. And look....no split ends!  Worf And make them spend it on life. And many MILES to go before I sleep. and many more... and MANY, MANY MORE! And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two. and NetRunner and no singin' And now a word from our sponser. And now a word from our sponsor. And now a word from the NULL device. And now a word from Wall Street: "HELP!" And now back to our scheduled programming, Mr. Moderator! and now for something completely different And now for something completely ridiculous... And Now for something Really Amazing! - Bullwinkle And now here's something we hope you'll really lik And now here's something we hope you'll really like and now Lorena Bobbitt for the Popeal Pocket Friend. And now the results of our poll: And now to find moderators for the other 127 countries. And now we return you to your (ir)regular conferen And now we return you to your (ir)regular conference. And now we return you to your regular conference And now, a brief pause while everyone says, "Who cares?" And now, A man with a stoat through his head! And now, a word from our sponsor... And now, Count Taxula and his evil sidekick AlGore! And now, for something completely different. And now, let the fun begin. And now, Lorena Bobbitt for the Papule Pocket Friend. And now, More music and Les Nessman And now, my head will implode. [SCHULMPFH] And now, some words of wisdom: And now, the current score... Deep Space 9, Babylon 5. And now, the end is near "Elvis" And now... The Larch. and numerous public domain programs and files. And of course Henry the Horse dances the waltz! And on the 8th Day God said, "Murphy, you're in charge." And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode. And one is just supposed to sit here? - Worf And one ring to moderaterrrule them all... and Operation Overkill And remember, I'm not only the Virgin Club PREZ, I'm also And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... get And remember, the early bird who hesitates ... gets worme And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe sh And remember....If you can't beat it......Maybe she will! And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo And she's so good for relieving my ... tension! And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so it ends? And so it goes! and so on. Pretty much anything which involves organizing And so with vorpal sword in hand and Solar Realms Elite, and Barren Realms Elite both in And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at And some fell upon stony ground and had no THC at all. and sometimes the bear eats you. And That alone is. And that is what I think... nyeh nyeh nyeh! And that's a wrap! And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana- And the best two of them... And the bit goes on... And the Cartoon menace was no more.... And the celery stalked out of the kitchen... And the Dollar is holding steady at 100 cents And the Lord Said let there be Light, then had a beer. And the men who hold high places... And the number of the counting shall be three. And the only thing the Borg left was this Amiga ... And the only thing the Borg left was this Macintosh And the only thing the Borg left was this Tandy... and The PIT! And the plural of house is....CAT.....'Hmmmm' And the Really Rottens are in the lead... And the wise mute said " " And then Adam said, "What's a headache?" And then God said E=/mv2-Ze2/r, and there was light. . . And then God said E=mv-Ze/r, and there was light. . . And then God said, "No, I meant a BUD light!" And then God said, "There will be a short intermission." And then God said, No, a BUD light! And then immediately rejected. (grin) And then she pressed the ctrl key... And then the earth exploded.... And then the fun began! --N. Bonaparte And then the Nun said "No, give me the banana!" And then there was one. and then there were none. And then this big lard-butt in a red suit came down my... And there are plenty of opportunities And there was much rejoicing. And there WAS!!! And it was good!!! And they said unto Jesus, "How the hell did you do that?! And they saith unto Jesus,"How the @#$! did you do that?" And they shall plow their swords into beach chairs. And they still go mad at this time. And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL! And this is what you do for fun. And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon. And THIS is your computer on drugs... And this, Wesley, is an airlock. And thus ends another wit-filled message. And to all you unevolved liforms BANG the rocks together. And to my Wife Lorena Bobbitt, I leave the stocks, & pena And tomorrow will be like today, only more so. And Uncle jerome said,"So shut up already." And we're out of coffee. SCREAM !!!! And WHAT were those mistakes my parents made? And what's your name honey, any idea? And whatever you do, DON'T CRITICIZE THE MODERATORS! And when fate summons even the Tsar must obey. and when you add them, they magically become one new #" And where is the Graduate School for VCR programme and Yankee Trader And ye shall throw money at the problem.--Liberals 19:93 And you ask my why I love her And you hate Taglines? And you know Flipper, he lives in a world full of wonder. And you must be Bajoran Major @LN@ @FN@ And you thought You's Seen It all? Well, you have. And, as I end the refrain, THRUST HOME! AND, it frees my palm to do other things! And, pray tell, whose imagination are you a figment of? And, they taste like the toilet seats too! And... she was wearing this sexy freudian-slip... Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more Anderson is a common name but 'Chang' is much more common ANDERSON Mental Care: We care, because we've been there. andrew Andy Rooney of Borg: You ever wonder WHY resistance is f Aneedawhack: An obnoxious, spoiled child in a mall. Angels can fly since they take themselves lightly. Angels fly because they take themselves lightly. Chestert Anger always drives the mouth faster than the mind. Anger is a relative state. Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of reason. Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind. Anger is never without reason, but seldom with a good one Anger NOT a dragon: You are crunchy & go well with Brie! Anglican = Catholic Lite: 2/3 less guilt! Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fisherme Angling: The name given to fishing by non-fishermen. Angry Candy leaves a bittersweet taste. Animal attraction: here for hunger or for love. Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Animals -- the renewable resource Animals are your friends. But they won't drive yo Animals are your friends. But they won't drive you home. Anita Hill lied! Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 year Anita Hill:When sh*t happens,tell everyone 10 years later Ankle deep in the DNA pool ... Anna one, anna two.. hit it boyz... Annie, go get my computer. 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Baseball makes sense: man with four balls walks to first Baseball players do it by hitting balls until they fly ou Baseball players do it by tagging until they run out. Baseball players do it on deck. Baseball players do it with a seventh inning stretch. Baseball Players do it with their bats. Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple pie, NRA! Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's Bash any key, and put this puppy out of my wife's misery. Bashir to O'Brien: Beam down Dax and a twelve pack.... Basic Airline Flying-Keep the pointy end forward.. BASIC By All Standards It's Changing Basic is a high level languish. BASIC isn't; C stands for Confusing... BASIC LAW OF CONSTRUCTION: Cut it large and kick it into BASIC Lives.... BASIC programmers never die, they GOSUB and don't RETURN. BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis? Basketball players DO IT to score. Basketball players dribble while they do it. Basoonists do it to the "Bolero." Bass players do it lower and with more vibration. Bass players like lots of bottom end(s) Bastard toadflax: not the result nearsighted horny toads. Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. BATCH - A group, kinda like a herd. Batch files? No, but here's a nice batch of cookies. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batches? We don't need no stinkin' batches! BATF: Burn All Toddlers and Females Bathroom scale: Something you stand on and swear at. batlh Daqawlu'taH Batman is a menace to society... Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman Wish List: Michael Keaton as The Wrath. Batman, was around here somewhere Bats fly in the dark because they see better...? Batteries not included. Battle Creek makes cereal terminals. baud bps Baud, James Baud. - famous British spy/modemer BAUD-E-BOARD - 814-9330 ... tell 'em Mailman sentcha Baudy house: A bordello with a modem... Bavarian aphorism #2: Mir san mir, host me? 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BCPL: Beats Cobol Programming Language Be a better psychiatrist and the world will beat a psycho Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psych Be a better shrink and the world will beat a psychopath t Be a boss so you, too, can work 16 hours a day* Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you. Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be alert - This country needs lerts. Be Alert -- what the world needs is more LERTS. Be Alert! - the world needs more Lerts. Be alert, america needs more lerts. Be alert, the world needs more lerts. Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT! Be as good at receiving as you are at giving. Be as you would seem to be. Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid. Be careful what you ask for - you may get it! Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. Be careful when playing under the anvil tree. Be careful when slinging mud, you might lose ground! Be careful with that saw!, Tom said offhandedly. Be carefull out there Be consistent - but don't do it all the time. Be creative - invent a perversion! Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be different, make a difference! Be Environmentally friendly - use RECYCLED toilet paper Be excellent to each other & Party On, Dudes. Be excellent to each other.. Be flexible, some things just take time. Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be kind to dumb animals, and give small birds rootbeer. Be kind. Remember everyone you meet is fighting a hard ba Be like Mike. Be mischievous and creative, if they fit you. Be naughty, save Santa a trip!!!! Be nice on your way up you'll meet again on the way down. Be nice on your way up, you'll meet on the way down. Be nice or be nuked. Be nice to moderators. They hate that. Be Nice to Your Enemies, It Drives Them Nuts. Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home. Be part of the solution, not part of the pollution. Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be patient... God isn't finished with me yet! Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts. Be reasonable ... Let's do it my way. Be reasonable. Do it my way. Be right & fear no man. Don't write & fear no woman. Be safe. Use a condom. Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firef Be safe: Use smoke detectors OR Sleep with a firefighter Be self-reliant and your success is assured. Be smart as a cat: Make a friend of your enemy's enemy. Be spontaneous.......combust. Be suicidal - join the Klingon Rollerball Team. Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be sure the brain is engaged before putting the mouth in Be sure to specify 78rpm, 4 track, or Edison Cylinder on Be sure to specify 78rpm, 8 track, or Edison Cylinder on Be sure to use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speaker Be suspicious of all native-born Esperanto speakers Be suspicious of all non-native-born Esperanto speakers. Be thankful your not a girrafe with a sore throat! Be thankful your not a hirrafe with a sore throat! Be the ball, Danny, be the ball. be true reform. Be very, very frightened, Arthur Dent. Be vewwy vewwy quiet ... I'm hunting for tagwines! Be Vewy Vewy Quiet, I'm hunting tagwines ! Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm hunting tagwines! Be virtuous and you will be eccentric. Be Young! Have Fun! Use Silver Xpress! Be yourself -- if you don't, who else will? Beam me aboard Scotty. Aye, will a 2x4 do captain? Beam me aboard, Scotty!" -- "A 2 x 4, Sir? Beam me aboard, Scotty. Sure. Will a 2x10 do? Beam me up Scotty - - no, Scotty that's not what I meant Beam me up Scotty! The liberals have taken over! Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!! Beam me up Scotty, it just ate my phaser! Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this BBS Beam me up Scotty, there's no intelligent taglines here. Beam me up Scotty, This isn't the men's room. Beam me up Scotty. Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up Scotty.... I swallowed my Phaser. Beam me up, Scotty - it ate my phaser! Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here. Beam me up, Scotty, This planet has no beer! Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks! Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beam me up...uh...uh Spock? What's that guy's name again Beans are the musical fruit Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's Bear Whiz Beer : It's in the water thats why is's yellow! Bearded Clams? HAH!! I've never seen one! Beat it through the lines Beat it. -Michael Jackson [He got that one right, as wri Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit. Beat Me, Moderate Me, Make Me Write Bad Checks! Beat me, moderate me, make me write bad taglines! Beat me, whip me, but don't make me read my mail online. Beat me, whip me, make me read my mail online. Beat me, whip me, make me read my Qmail! Beat me, whip me, make me use Qmodem . . . . . . . . . . Beat me. Whip me. Make me write bad taglines. Beat on the Brat With a Baseball Bat... (Ramones) Beat the 5 o'clock rush - Leave work at noon! Beat's me!!! I never read the documentation. Beaten paths are for beaten men. Beating hosted by Greg Holbird Beatings will continue until morale improves... Beautify America - Deport Congress! Beauty faded has no second spring. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Beauty is just a light switch away...'click!' Beauty is often in the thighs of the beholder. Beauty is only skin deep. Ugly goes right to the bone. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes straight to the bone. Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Beauty is transitory. Beauty seldom recommends one woman to another. Beauty survives. Beauty times brains equals a constant. Beauty without virtue is a curse. Beauty without virtue is a flower without perfume. Beauty: Woman's power to charm lovers and terrify husband Beaver Cleaver has an edible complex Beavis & Butt-head of Borg: "Resistance sucks!" Beavis and Butthead are the new American role models. huh Beavis and butthead made me do it..I can't be held respon Beavis and Butthead: MST3000 for morons. Because it's there. Because nothing else comes close. Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why. Because SOMEBODY has to do the dirty work. Beckett/Calavicci in '94. Putting right what once went wr Become a Legionnare in the Legion of Dynamic Discord. Become a millionaire, send $1.00 for details... Become a moderator to up your message total. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Bed her late than never. Bedfellows make strange politicians. Bee Healthy - Eat your Honey! BEEEEEEEEPPPP!!! BBEEEEEEEEPPPPPPP!!!! BEEEEEEEEEPPPPP!!! BEEEEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. Beekeepers like to eat their honey. Been saner than an extraterrestrial lately? Been there! Done that! Stole the tagline! Been there, done that, got the T-shirt. Been there, Done that, Got the Tee Shirt Been there, read that, stole the tagline. Been through Hell? And what did you bring me? Beep Beep? Must be Earth humor. Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beep. Invalid Input. I take only cash. BEEP: This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System. BEER - Bloody Effective Emotion Re-caliber Beer - It's not just a breakfast food anymore BEER ... It's not just for Breakfast anymore! Beer and women: Two of God's best gifts to mankind. Beer bellies = great waist. Beer bottles and blondes are both empty from the neck up. Beer Can wHEN tHIS...Notify SYSOP have Sales Aids...UNCH Beer can's empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzz.... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer for me, Bloody Mary for my friend @fn@ here. Beer goggles-see the world thru the eyes of drun Beer Gut? Nah, I got pregnant before I had the sex chang Beer in MODERATION is Good, In EXCESS its even BETTER ! - Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed wit Beer is Better: Beer bottles don't get sprayed with pesti Beer is Better: Beer is always in season. Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't Beer is Better: Eating cucumbers to forget doesn't work. Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how Beer is Better: You can't get drunk, no matter how many c Beer isn't just for breakfast anymore! Beer kills brain cells, but only the weak ones... Beer makes the world go `round (and `round, and `round... Beer math is two beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. Beer not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Beer Nuts are $1.29 but Deer Nuts are under a buck. Beer nuts: The dreaded final stage of cotton balls. Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling s Beer overdose... SHutting User off till bubbling stops... Beer will be the urination of me! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Beer! Now there's a temporary solution. Beer!, Now that's a temporary solution. Beer, Is there nothing it can't do. Beer, it's not just for breakfast anymore. Beer, Mr. Peterson? Ok, but stop me at 1...well, 1:30. Beer, Wine and Women --- Is't Life Great !!! Beer, Wine and Women --- Isn't Life Great !!! Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore. BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head. Beer.... not just a breakfast beverage anymore!! Beer.....beer...beer.....beer....beer....beer.....beer... BEER...the breakfast of Champions. BEER.KEG empty! OVERFLOW ERROR DETECTED! Bleeeaakkk! < Beer: It makes me a jolly old fellow. Beer: it's not just for breakfast anymore Beer: Nectar of the Gods, or Urine of the Yeast? Beer:it ain't just for breakfast anymore... Beercan Located. Operator Loaded. BeerGut - if you had equipment like mine you'd build a sh Beermakers do it with bottles. Beertender, bring me another bar! BEERWARE ===If it works, buy yourself a beer! BEERWARE: If it works, buy yourself a beer. Before advising "Be yourself!" reassess his character. Before backing up ... make a backup Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which one yo Before calling Tech Support, ask the Guru Before making a backup, first destroy the originals. Before Men's Hair Club (:) After @:) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Before you louse something up, THIMK! Before you meet any handsome price, you have to kiss a lo Before you start anything, make sure you can finis Beginnings and endings are truly artificial constructs. Behavior is a mirror in which everyone displays his image Behaviorism is the art of pulling habits out Behead a Lawyer for Allah! Behead a Moderator for Allah! Beheading: The ultimate loss of face. Behind an able man, there are always other able men. Behind Door #3 is... TIAMAT! Better luck next time. <* Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every firefighter is a woman holding his hose... Behind every good computer - is a jumble of cables! Behind every good echo conference stands a great woman! Behind every good woman, there is a great behind. Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law! Behind every great man is his BUTT. Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on Behind every satisfied woman is an exhausted man. Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Behind every successful man - a surprised mother-in-law. Behind every successful man is a woman who made it necess Behind every successful man is an astonished mother in la Behind every successful man is an exhausted woman Behind every successful man stands a bunch of amazed co-w Behind every successful man stands a surprised MIL. Behind every successful man--a surprised mother-in-law. Behind every successful woman - herself. behind you Being a "nice guy" doesn't cost, but it generally pays. Being a husband is a full time job. Being a pain in the ass is a prerogative of the creative Being a viking, I eat raw software Being able to say NO is the root to reclaiming your life. Being alive: Concentrating on goals, not limitations. Being human does have certain advantages Being liberal means never having to accept responsibility Being married means making both love *AND* war. Being multiple means never having to say "Who, me?" Being normal isn't one of my strengths. Being old fashioned is not necessarily good or better. Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being punctual makes people think you have nothing to do. Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. Belfry: The directory for .BAT files! Believe in the Bible? Hell, man, I've *seen* one. Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Bell announces, FREE call waiting*8> BELL RATES: pay an arm & leg to use an ear & mouth Belly laugh: Mirthquake. BELLYOLOGY: The study of Beer bellies BELLYOLOGY: The study of beer bellys Below is a list of all the taglines I have Ben Dover & C. Howit Fields Attorneys at Law Bend over BITCH, I'm gonna send you to Newark! Bend over, America--Clinton's in charge! Beneath every stone sleeps a scorpion. Benign............ What you are after you be eight Benji! Look out for that lion#@#~NO TERRIER Benji! Look out!!T)$#_^)Y NO TERRIER Benji, Stay of the street %$#&$^% NO TERRIER Bequeath your wheels to some destitute vehicle. Berney - Jurassic Park clones Barney, feeds him gefilte f Bernie: Limbless man who's caught on fire Besides, friends don't let friends buy Seagates. Best diet: Eat as much as you want, but don't swallow it. Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% co Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Best file compressor around: DEL *.* (100% compression) Best for a case of nerves is a case of beer. Best Regards From The Good Folks At Trio+ Software Best thing about the future: it comes one day at a time. Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spo Best to avoid nightmare; Never argue with your spouse. Best way to appreciate a job: imagine yourself without it Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1 Best way to keep your friends: don't give them away. Bet my floppy's bigger than yours. Bet their phone bills are smaller than mine ;> Bet you can't stop here. | <- ............ KNEW it! bet you can't stop reading here |<== I Beta bashing - a way of life for demented people Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane Beta testers do it first! Beta testers DO IT for free. Beta testers do it until it breaks. BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo... BETA testing is hazardous to your health. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Beta-testers do it for free. Betazoid modem: downloads the files it senses I want. Betcha Bo don't know SALT! Bette: Limbless woman who gambles Better a coward for a minute than dead forever. Better a free bottle in front of me, than a Pre-frontal L Better attitudes through chemistry. Better Bullshipping thru Science! Better dead than mellow. Better FILE0000.CHK than Chewing the FAT. Better loved and lost than never lost at all. Better or worse, but never the same. Better taglines through confiscation. Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Better than counting your years is making all your years Better than the Other Leading National Brand... Better that a judge should lean on the side of compassion Better the foot slip than the tongue. Better the shoulder to the wheel than the back to the A I Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. Better to be silent and be thought a fool.... Better to face a danger once than be always in fear. Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. Better to lose the anchor than the whole ship. Better to marry a man who loves you than one you love. Better to understand little than misunderstand a l Better to understand little than misunderstand a lot. Between cheap and expen$ive is the truth. Between two evils, always pick the one you never tried be Between two evils, I always pick the one I never t Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried. Beulah, peel me a grape. Beverly can turn Data off but only Tasha can turn him on Beverly, Tasha and Deanna: A Menag a Trois? BEWARE - Tagline Thief in this echo Beware of a dark--haired man with a loud tie. Beware of a half truth; you may be getting the wrong half Beware of a tall dark man with a spoon up his nose. Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Beware of all moderators! Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of cheap JH Junior imitations. Beware of dark rooms ... They might be the morgue. Beware of exploding penguins! Beware of friends who are false and deceitful. Beware of Geeks Bearing .GIF's... Beware of hip and rum drivers. Beware of liberals bearing statistics. Beware of little expenses. A small leak can sink a ship. Beware of low flying butterflies. Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of opinions of anyone with or without any facts. Beware of plants that eat their young Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware of quantum ducks--Quark, quark! Beware of the .. Oh, NOOO! Arghhh! Beware of the Bear that walks like a man. Beware of the opinion of someone without any facts Beware of the power monging InterLink Moderators. Beware of the Quantum Ducks -- QUARK QUARK QUARK. Beware of the woman who does not drink. Beware of Trojans that are complete smegheads. Beware of true believers you may be duped by a false god. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the fury of a patient man! Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware the grammar / Spelling Gestapo. Beware the Jabberwock, my son.... Beware the Jubjub bird Beware the legless man who teaches running. Beware the man who fears you. Beware the person who has nothing to lose. He always wins Beware the shadows, for they are...ARRGHH! Beware the thirty--first of November. Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN! Beware Voltaire's bastards.... Beware when God lets loose a thinker on this planet. Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of Beware! The tagline thief lurks in the depths of _____N Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all m Beware! I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Beware! This is a dangerous product, manuals required. Beware. I'm armed and have suffered from PMS all my life. Bi-Sexuality increases your chances for a date on Saturda Bible is copyrighted by God. Bidet? Try washing your whole body. Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Big Apple BBS >SMARTNET 1010< (516) 536-1546 RVC, NY BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices! BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology... tomorrow Big Brother is watching you! Big Brother is watching. Big Bucks, No Whammies! Big guns. We need *BIG BIG GUNS*. Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Big on NATURAL foods? 80% of people die of NATURAL cause Big or small We tax them all. Big things come in .QWK packages. Bigamist = Italian fog BIGAMIST: A heavy fog in Italy. Bigamist: An Italian fog. BIGAMIST: Italian weather condition Bigamist: One who makes the same mistake twice. Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: same thing. Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: see Bigamy. Bigamy: One wife too many. Monogamy: The same idea... Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: See Bigamy. Bigamy: Too many wives. Alimony: Same thing. Bigamy: Too many wives. Monogamy: Same thing. Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy Bigfoot Boogies On Down Bigfoot Goes High Society Bigfoot Makes the Valhalla Scene Bigfoot Puts on the Dog Bigfoots With Dirty Faces Bigger isn't necessarily better - take a look at W Biggest indoor heated tent event in history: B. Clinton Biggest security gap -- an open mouth. Bigomy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigot--anybody who wins an argument against a liberal Bigot: won't think. Fool: Can't Think. Slave: dare not Biker Nuns From Hell - on the next Geraldo! Bikini: Public Waist. Bikinis - my favourite aphrodisiac. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Bill Clinton & Al Gore--(C) 1992 Walt Disney Animatronics Bill Clinton doesn't lie...he's ethically challenged. Bill Clinton is killing the future, TREK is about BUILDIN Bill Clinton stars in "TAX-ULA". Premieres Jan. 20,1993! Bill Clinton sucks, but doesn't swallow. Bill Clinton tax form --> Send us all your money Bill Clinton Tax Form: 1) Amount earned $_______. 2) Send Bill Clinton's not like Jimmy Carter ... more like Billy. Bill Clinton--on the cutting edge of societal pollution. Bill Clinton: the Milli Vanilli of presidents Bill Gates did wrote a slowdown virus : WINDOWS Bill Gates honeymoon summed up in one word - "MicroSoft" Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Bill Gates: "Who needs multi-tasking? High speed switchi Bill Gates: "Windows is MicroSofts greatest achievement" Bill Gates: For whom the belle toils! :) Bill's engagement leads to MS-Wedding 1.0 Bill: Limbless man jammed into a mailbox Billary Clinton's Military Cuts - Two men to a bed. ;-) Billary...the first androgynous president! Billions and billions served (and lived). Billy Bob's Road Kill Cafe - You kill'em, we Grill Billy Ray Cyrus and the Dukes of Hazard? I'm not from Ke Bimbo: Fictional biographical data on the back side of a Bimbos should be obscene and not heard. Binary Choir = 1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1. Binary Choir = 111111111 Bink'n Along Binkley 2.50 ( Keyless & Free ) Binkley without mail is like a scooter without whe Binkley without mail is like a scooter without wheels! BIO-GENETIX LABS: "Playing God so you don't have to. Biochemists wear designer genes Bioengineers wear designer genes. Biography should be written by an acute enemy. Biography: One of the terrors of death. Biological love =/= chemical love. Biology grows on you. Biology is destiny. Bios City, where Fatman leaves his mark! Birdmodem: ZRCHRP Received. Sending SEEDS.LZH Birds are trapped by their feet, people by their tongues. Birds of prey know they're cool. birra, [It.]: Beer. Birth is the beginning of Death. Bisexuality doubles your chances for a date on Saturday n Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date. Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day BIT: Past tense of BYTE. BITCHENAID - It's like the best mixer, dude. Bite but keep your backs against the wall. Bite here. Then turn and examine. BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on. Biz is better. Bjarni's lost refuge -- Vikings to the Bone Bl Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black Hole - where God divided by zero... Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black holes really SUCK! Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter Blackouts are Not unscheduled midweek vacations. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... Blah, blah, blah... Blake Stone lived up to his initials BS. Blame it on the dice! Blame Murphy when you dig at the wrong end of a rainbow. Blame St. Andreas - it's his fault. Blame your maker or blame yourself, but don't blame me! Blaming others can become a satisfying way of life. Bless me father for I have SIMMed. Bless our young they will inherit our national dept. Bless the peacemakers their work will never end. Blessed are the brief for they will be invited again. Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth Blessed are the censors; they shall inhibit the earth. Blessed are the Greeks Blessed are the inept for they shall inherit the skies. Blessed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats. Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups Blessed are the pessimists, for they have made backups. Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blessed are the young, let them inherit the national debt Blessed are they that run around in circles, for they sha Blessed be The Goddess and The God. Blessed is he expecting nothing, and never disappointed. Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be Blessed our young they will inherit our national debt. Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone. Blind man: I call 'em as I see 'em... bljeghbe'chugh vaj blHegh Blockade?? What blockade??! Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle]!! Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk . Blonde girls have black hair by cracky. Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye! Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! Blonde: Dumb sh*t happens. Blondes and Beerbottles: both empty from the neck up. Blondes are like 7-Eleven's - Always open for your conven Blondes: Legal Handicapped Parking Permits Blood and guts! That's what I love about compact cars. Blood in the Saddle - By the Kotex Kid. Blood is thicker than water, and much more tastier Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blood is thicker than water, and tastier. Blood is thicker than water. Tastier and more nutritious Blood on the Hurdle - By Wun Hung Low. Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better t Blood's thicker than water; and it tastes better too! Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? Blow Me A Little Kiss. Will Ya Hu? Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch. Blow ye winds, like the trumpet blows; But without all th Blow your mind - smoke gunpowder. Blowers good, paper baaad... -Dana Carvey Blue Wavers have longer taglines! A full seventy tw Blue Wavers have longer taglines! A full seventy two ch Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue Wave - World Tour - 1994 Blue Wave - World Tour - 19@DY@ Blue Wave cleans away the Slime. SLMR that is. Blue Wave Tagline makers can DO IT l o n g e r . Blue-shifted: The only way to travel ... Blue-shifted: The way to travel ... Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bluff means never having to sway your story. Bo Derek thinks we're a bunch of airheads. Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo KNOWS Needlepoint Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows the moderator Bo knows your girlfriend. Boardwinds - Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks up c BOB FALCON for President. Well, it couldn't hurt. Bob is everywhere, man, Bob is everywhere. Bob it? Hell, she cut it clean off! - John Bobbitt Bob Nye (404) 924-1420 Voice, BBS (404) 516-6079 (1:133/8 Bob's sarcastic point. Bobbitt Penis Not Found: (R)etry (L)ook on roadside (Q)ui Bobbitt Taglines are getting harder to find! Bodily Functions: Make room for more beer. Body by Fisher - brains by Mattel Bogustie - Clip-on bow ties that look real but aren't. Boing Boom Tschak ... BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Toxicologists have better endpoints BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Tickling the phosphors on your screen Boingee Banga Ka Bonga?!?!?!? - MST3K Boku wa hon desu. Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse! Boldly going forward because we simply can't find reverse Boldly going Forward because we still can't find Reverse! Boldly going where no modem has gone before... Boldly start in reverse, 'cause that's the genealogy way. Bomb #20, you're out of the bomb bay again. Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people. Bombs don't kill people. Explosions do! Bonds almost instantly! Bones of Borg: He's assimilated, Jim. Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Boogers on the Wall-By the twin writers, Pickem & Flickem Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Boop Boop Bee Boop - Betty Boop Boopchatter - The beeps at the beginning/end of pre-recor Boost system speed by 200% - DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.* Boot & ye shall see. Replace & all will be made clear. Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT Boothgap - Space between a stationary seat and the next t Boozer's Revision: A bird in the hand is dead. BoPcAtS .. ( o o ) .. HePcAtS .. ( o o ) .. BLACKCATS .. Bordello with a modem: A "baudy house" Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. Bored at 3:00 a.m.? PSSSTTT - got a modem? Borg assimilated my race & all I got was this T-shirt. Borg Burgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant. Borg C++: Compiling is futile. Borg Clergymen - CircumLocutus. Borg Cola - NOT the choice of the Next Generation! Borg Collection Agency: Pay up or be assimilated! Borg Empire: Equal opportunity Assimilator!!!! BORG IDIC: Incalculable Devastation for Infinite Cubes. Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant." Borg late-night talk-show wars: Chevy Chase is EXTREMELY Borg Mail Reader v2.1a * Tagline theft is futile. Borg Mail Reader v2.1a X Tagline theft is futile. Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant. Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant... Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant, your arguments Borg Moderator: Your Topic Is Irrelevant. Borg MTV: The Music Revolution Will Be Assimilated. Borg Pepsi - Pepsi is irrelevant. Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left. Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Spreadsheet: Locutus 1-2-3 Borg Statesman - CircumLocutus. Borg Word Processor - Locutus Pro. BORG! UHH! GOOD GOD! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? Borg's Wold! Partying is irrelevant! Assimilate beer! Borg's World: Partying is relevant. Assimilate Beer. Borg, James Borg. Vodka martini, gin is irrelevant. Borg-Cola : Not the choice of The Next Generation. Borg? Where? I don't se*(#$#..NO CARRIER Borg?! Where? I don't see any%a -- [NO CARRIER]. Borganist: music maker at Borg baseball games Borgasm  The ecstasy of being assimilated. Borgasm: The ecstasy of being assimilated. BorgBurgers - We do it our way; your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelev BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. BorgBurgers: We do it OUR way. Yours is irrelevant BorgDOS v5.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] BorgDOS v6.0 - Assimilate Another? [Y/n] Borgen-Daz Ice Cream: "Calories Are Irrelevant." Borger King - We do it our way! Your way is irrelevant! Borger King: Your way is irrelevant. Borgs Bunny: "'What's up' is irrelevant, Doc. Assimilate Boris darling, you're soooo nasty! - T'ank you Natasha! Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPAN Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY Born crying, live complaining, die disappointed. Born free and taxed to death. Born Free....TAXED TO DEATH! Born in 1943, The Year of the Zinc-Coated Steel Penny. Born in 1943, Year of the zinc-coated steel penny. Born Once, Die Twice; Born Twice, Die Once... Born to be cuddled. Born to be Wiiiillllllddddddddddd Born-again Christians are worse the second time round. BOSS spelled backwards is Double S-O-B Bosses are so busy delegating jobs, they have no time to Both of his feet are firmly planted in the air. Bother! Said Pooh, and twited his moderator. Bother! Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. Bottle 'o wine, fruit 'o the vine ... Bought my mother-in-law a Pinto and sent her to L.A. in 5 Bought some powdered water..not sure what to add, though. Bounced from VANVESDP.COM via Praxis 3000 -- buy TransTec Bow down to FLUFF! Bowlers DO IT with a steady BAll ! Bowlers DO IT with bigger balls & a finger in each hole! Bowman hesitates. You're not IBM compatible. BOXER: Mark text by either characters, columns or lines! BOXER: mouse, menus, macros, marking, matching, math... BOXER: Pop-up ASCII chart with hex/dec/oct displays! Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The FIDO NET-LAG! Boy Am I Tired! It Must Be The NET-LAG! Boy who goes to bed with sex problem, wakes up with solut Boy! This is Fun and inxepensive too. Boy, am I glad it's only 1971... Boy, Data, you look great in push-up bra!  Riker Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Boy: A noise with dirt on it. Boycott EXXON... get a horse! Boycott meat - beat a vegetable. Boycott meat - suck your thumb. Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo! Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! Boys will be boys, & so will some middle-aged men. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-age Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLAN Boys, you have ALL been selected to LEAVE th' PLANET in 1 Bozego Narodzenie -Polish Christmas Bragging? Sir? Brain cell currently disengaged ... Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some! Brain damage? No thanks, I have some already. Brain damage? No thanks, I already have some. Brain Disengaged; Call Back Tomorrow. Brain fried -- Core dumped Brain n. (brAn'): Organ with which we think we think. Brain, like muscle, works better if regularly exercised. Brain. Brain. What is brain? BRAIN.COM file closed. (A)rgue (R)etry (F)orget It Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think. Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questio Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think. Brain: apparatus used to think we think. Brain: The apparatus with which we think that we think. Brain: [...../] Moderator Brain: [\.....] Any questions? Brains by Oxford, Body by beer! Brandy-and-water spoils two good things Braniff ran OS/2 BRB Be Right Back Break up a relationship - buy a computer!! Breakdown can occur from many causes. BREAKFAST.COM Halted .... Cereal port not responding! Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore... Breast fed: A female FBI agent. Breast implant silicon should not influence brains. Breast size multiplied by IQ always equals 69. Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience. Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension. Brevity is the soul of wit. Brevity is the soul of wit..Shakespeare, Hamlet Brian! Come on, let's go to the stoning. Brian's SO stupid, he got stabbed in a shootout. Brick Wall "Female with an Opinion" Bride: a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind h Bride: Woman with fine prospect of happiness behind her. Bridge players DO IT with finesse Bridgekeeper: What...is the airspeed velocity of an unlad Brig C. McCoy - Soft-tek International, Inc. - Wichita+ Brighter than Cindi Lauper. But then, what isn't? Bring back Max Headroom! Bring back REAL monster movies! Bring back the A-N Airways!!! Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Bring home the bacon? HECK! I Brought the PIG! Bring me my blue soap box. I want to make a speech Bring on the ] Bring order to your life, use random numbers. Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead! Bring the whole family...but leave the kids at home. BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMM BROADCAST MESSAGE AT 4:45pm. Brain going down. IMMEDIATEL Brogg is immune to everything except a +3 club. Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by a Supra FAX/Modem! Brought to you by ALLGONE-REP Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera si Brought to you by High-C, the beverage of Opera singers Brought to you by OLX 2.2 -- the one that works. Brought to you by the department of redundancy department Brought to you by the letters O & S and by the number 2! Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages Brown spots in the Desert- By Squat and Leavit Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flung Pooh Brown Spots on the Wall - By Who Flungdung. browning@galois.nscf.org BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTN: Articles, tech reviews, editorials and Martian fish. BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News. Now you know. BTN: New things, new opinions, new punches to the nose. BTN: The world's most open article submission policy. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is! No,I mean it BTW,"The check is in the mail."Really,it is!" BTW: Between The Words BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side orde BTW: I'll take 1 dumb look please with a side order of si BTW: Problem solved thanks. Bubble, Bubble..Am I too late to jump the ship ? Bubbles in the Bath - By Verewynn de Bottam Bubblic - Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble pa Buchanan - Robertson '96...The Nazi Pat Brothers Buckle up, gents, it's gonna be a bumpy ride ! Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Buddha of Borg: Resistance is suffering. Suffering is use Buddhism means never having to say you're sorry. Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything". Buddhist callers...please use ZEN-modem for downloads... Buddhist ordering pizza: "Make me one with everything." Buddy, can you spare some cache? Budget the luxuries first! Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Budget: an orderly system of living beyond your means. BUFFERS=20; FILES=14; second and five with 1:15 left to p BUFFERS=30 FILES=20 4th Quarter, 3rd Down and 5 to go on BUFFERS=30 FILES=25 - 4th Quarter, 3rd Down, 3 yards to g BUFFERS=7 FILES=3 4th Quarter, 2nd Down, 5 To Go... Bug free, cheap, on time, works. Pick two. Bug free, cheap, or on time. Pick two. Bug: Also see PKZIP, WINDOWS, DARKLANDS. Bugpedal - To accelerate/decelerate rapidly to remove a c Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bugs come in through open Windows. Bugs crawl under doors... Software crawls under Windoze Bugs? I just programmed undocumented features! BUGS???? I'll get them....STOMP! Bugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugsbugs BUICK: Butt Ugly, It Could Kill. Build a better mousetrap and along will come better mice. Build a better mousetrap; catch better mice. Build a better Windows, and kids will still throw rocks. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool w Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool Build a vast arena, then put a half-vast team therein. Build a watch in 179 easy steps -by C. Forsberg. Build something foolproof and every fool will use it. Build your own XT, Run Windows on a 486 Building Bigger and Better Hangovers Building contractors DO IT with major erections. BULLCHIPS>-706-560-1384 (0001-0900) Politically incorrect Bulldozer: One who sleeps through a political speech. Bulletin Broads Baud Better! Bullfight: One man against half a ton of pissed-off pot r Bullsh...I mean, El Toro Crappo Bumper Sticker: 'TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING'. Bumper Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FRE Bumper sticker: Honk if you're illiterate. Bumper sticker: If this van's rockin', don't bother knock Bumpter Sticker: GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FR Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Bunnies and beer don't mix. Buon Natale e Felice Anno Nuovo -Italian Christmas Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxati Bureaucracy: That place always in need of a laxative. Bureaucrat, n.: A person who cuts red tape sideways. Bureaucratic organization is like a septic tank: the big Bureaucrats are the meat loaf of humanity Burglar needed. All applicants please see Gandalf The Gr Burma Shave signs for off-line readers Burma Shave. Burn a flag for freedom Burn a flag=free speech. Burn a cross=hate crime. Burn baby, burn!!! Burning down the house ! Burp!......(well it COULD have been worse!) Burroughs programmers have to pay a Poll tax. Bursploot - Using one's thumb at the end of the hose to b Bury Hussein in Kimchee & Limburger! Busblender - The device at the front of the bus that swir Bush Borg  The economy is irrelevant. Bush of Borg: Read my lips...Resistance is futile. Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics BUSH.SYS corrupted, recommend optimizing politics. Bush/Quayle ERROR: Division by zero. Bush:like Reagan without the acting ability! Bushido does not mean what it sounds like. Bushpilots DO IT out of sight Bushydo: the way of the shrub. Busier than a one-eyed cat watching 9 mouseholes Busier than a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest! Business before pleasure... Where's the fifty bucks? Busy Day? Busy? I just spent four hours burying the cat. Busy little fingers leads to trouble... But attaining a desired goal always is. But Bullwinkle, that trick NEVER works! But essential to the butterfly. But GOD told me to use a GOTO! but good try! But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster machine But honey, I wouldn't be up as late on a faster modem.... But Honey, we CAN afford it; I sold your car. But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! But honey,I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine. But I assure you miss, "Voulez vous coucher avec moi?" me But I DID read the manual... But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp! But I don't like Spam! But I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!! But I received the operational signal again! But I thought YOU did the backups! But I wanna get my mail packet, I wanna, I wanna,I wanna! But I was just getting interested! But I'm feeling MUCH better now! But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected... But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registered! But Mom! My professor said I need a 486/66 for Lotus 123! But MOM, it 'really' WAS a virus! But Mom, you NEED 1024x768x256 for word processing! But most of all, IT WAITS FOR YOU! Star Trek DSN. But my little voice TOLD me to do it! but not to worry! But of COURSE the Universe does not make sense! But Officer the Tree didn't give way to the Right.. But officer! I was only going ONE way! But officer, I was only going 10 MIPS! but ok yes u do have a point that we shouldn't pirate the But once you are real, you can't become unreal aga But once you are real, you can't become unreal again. But one man can change the present! But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But Santa, Naughty IS Nice! But soft, what bird through yonder window breaks? But soft, what light through yonder tagline breaks? But the cow CHIP is organic.... But the initial objective was to drain the swamp! But the TREK echo is about business travel, boss. But then again, what the heck do I know! But this is my sister's bike! But we've only fondled the surface of that subject. But what does THIS button do anyw%@*!.... But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But where's the disposable crewman? But which one is the fatherboard? But who is beta-testing the users? But who shall Moderate the Moderators? But why do you exist...here? But why spend $2000.00 just to run Windows? But you can sure get nothing for something! But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde! But you misunderstand, I am the MASTER.... But you shall not escape my iambics. But you thaid is was a pith helmet! But you Thaid it wath a PITH helmet! But you're still of the same nature. but your message can travel around the world before they But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, did you see that with your eyes open? But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer, Gie her a haggis. But, officer, I was only going ONE way! But... What If They Went _NOWHERE_? Dr. McCoy (II) Buttblotting Fluid - The blue stuff on diaper commercials Butterfliers are free Butterflies are not insects. They are self-propelled flow Butthead : Men who feel... themselves (ha.ha.huh). Butthead Butthead! Come here quick! SQUID baseball on TV! Buy a 14.4 ..it is like modem skydiving..... Buy a 486-33 so you can reboot faster. Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster.. Buy a HST and keep Ma Bell in business! Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. Buy American BUY AMERICAN. (This tagline made in Japan.) Buy Buy !! Buy in haste, repair at leisure Buy land. It's not being made anymore. Buy one, get one free? Does it have to be in that order? Buy Yugoslavian Wars Bonds! Buyzantine - A building style designed so visitors exit t By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. By Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. By following the good, you learn to be good. By ghod, if I hear this damned song again, I'm going ball By Grace Are Ye Saved, Through Faith..Eph2:8 By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut By remaining single, a man is a permanent public temptati By the pricking of my thumbs, Diet Pepsi this way comes. By the time a man reads women like a book he's too old to By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out. By the time we've made it, we've had it. By the time you get to where you can make ends meet, some By the time you realize what love can do, the damage has By the way ladies, I can part my hair with my tongue. By the way, you're listed as my co-signer on my AMEX. By the way, you're soaking in it. By trying we can learn to endure another's adversity. By: Trial and re-boot BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Bytebrothers..children of the ARCLITE! C -- It isn't just for breakfast anymore. C :The power of Asm w/the flexibility of Asm C code run. Run code run! C Code, C Code run, Run Code Run ! *Please* Run Code ! C code. C code run. Run, code, run.... PLEASE! C code. C code run. Run code, run. C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed C is for Bangers. C program run, C program crash, C programmer cry. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C program run... Run, program, run... PLEASE... C programmers do it in a structured manner. C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C programmers DO IT with their nose in a manual. C programmers don't have the BASIC instincts. C programming means never having to say you're done. C sick and sh shocked C Spot run...C spot program...C spot collapse C U L8TR C'est La Folle de Sashay! C'est la vie, Jim, but not as we know it. C'est la vie. C'mon over, baby, whole lotta bakin' goin' on .. C'mon, George, tell me about the contras again, George, h C'mon, vote for Perot...It'l be FUNNY! C'ya! Virus Remover: Removed EGO from All.SYS . C(ontrol A(lt) B(uy) C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ Programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM C-3PO of Borg: Master Luke! We will be Assimilated! Oh C-C-C-Caffeine, the programmer's best friend. C-ing is believing C: The power of Assembly with its flexibility C:# Football player. C:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN C:MODERATOR.EXE \EXPLOSIVE.FUSE \RUNFAST.FAR C:\> The stick shift of computing. C:\> COPY A:\MOTHER.DNA+B:\FATHER.DNA C:\BABY.EXE C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\>CD IRAQ ..... C:\IRAQ> DEL HUSSEIN.SDM C:\>ERASE C:\REALITY.SYS COPY A:\TREK\*.* C:\ C:\BARNDOOR\OPEN\RUN\ZIP\NOW.EXE /BLUSH C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files. C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found--(A)bort, (R)etry, (I)mpea C:\CLINTON\TRUTH.COM not found. Abort, Retry, Impeach? C:\COFFEE.POT missing: (A)bort (R)etry (F)all asleep C:\DAMSEL.EXE x-linked with DISTRESS.COM. RESCUE? (y/n?) C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\CRASH C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN C:\Dos . . . C\Dos\Run . . . Run\Dos\Run C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN :-) C:\JACKSON\MICHAEL\NOSE.BIT missing Sue Plastic Surgeon [ C:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS>_ C:\UTIL\NAUGHTY\VIRUS\NASTY\VICIOUS\VIRULENT\EXTRABAD> C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN RUN\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRA C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PC\CRAWL C:\WINDOWS. C:\WINDOWS\RUN. RUN\WINDOWS\RUN. C:\WINDOWS\C C:\WINDOWS; C:\WINDOWS\RUN; C:\WINDOWS\CRASH; DEL WIN\*.* C:\WINDOWS;C:\WINDOWS\RUN;C:\WINDOWS\CRASH;DEL *.* C:\WINDOWS>DEL *.* I feel better now! C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\DIE C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY C:\\DOS C:\\DOS\\RUN RUN\\DOS\\RUN WATCH\\DOS\\CRASH CA bumper sticker: Cover me, I'm changing lanes. CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA Raisins murdered by Cereal Killer! Film at 11. CA Raisins murdered! Cereal Killer? Film at 11. CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz. Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as lar head. Cache me if you can . . . Caches to caches, DOS to DOS... Caesarean Section.. A district in Rome. Caffeine - the ultimate debugging tool Caffeine makes the world go round. Caffidget - To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into 100 Caffiene free! 8^S CAFFEINE FREE! &^[ Boy am I sleepy. Cajun breakfast: Blackened toast Cal Webster, you are some piece of work!! Hoo Ha!!! Calcium Anthropology: The study of milkmen. California = Granola State: remove the fruit & nuts, you California does have its faults. California has its faults. California is a fine place to live -- if you happen to be ember when the air was clean and sex was dirty? California is a fine place to live, if you are an orange. California makes the best wine, New York the best whine. California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected. California: Our state flower is the concrete cloverleaf. Caligula posted rules so high on the wall so none could c Call 1 800 282-2882 for the truth about America! Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!! Call 1-900-SX-CHANGE and ask for Lorena. Call 1-900-TAGLINE for information. Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minu Call 911. $3.00 first minute, $1.00 each additional minut Call a witch doctor! My witch is sick. Call Barf Construction, and we'll throw it up! Call Bill Clinton's tax infoline...1-900-SCR-EWME $100.00 Call for the captain ashore, I wanna go home. Call in, tune up, turn out, hang up. Call it a hunch - Quasimodo. Call me apathetic ---- I don't care! Call me back so I can hang up on you! Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ... Call me mad, will you? You'll see! You'll *ALL* see!! Call my cat?! [hehehe] No, I just run the can opener .. Call out the vice squad. Someone's mounting a disk drive Call the Center for Abused Taglines Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call the Men of Science. Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ Call waiting, great if you have two friends. Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! call...609-783-9021...leave name number and message on an Calling ALL Ansi-Phreaks! Come out, come out! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calling for complex blends of reverse psychology and extr Calling from N.W. Wisconsin Calm down! It's only zeros and ones. Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Calories don't count, they just accumulate! Camel: A quarter horse designed by a committee. Camelot! .....It's only a model. Camels have wet dreams too. Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road. Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Campus Crusade for KALI! Camus of Borg: We must resist even though resistance is u Can a blue man sing the whites? Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal? Can anyone tell me where in the manual "RTFM" is defined? Can bankers count? Eight windows and only four tellers? Can elephants fly? Can God make a rock so big He can't lift it? Can I blame all of my spelling on line noise? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I call you Ms. Dos? Can I go back to bed now? Can I go now? Can I go to prison for this? Can I yell "movie!" in a crowded firehouse? Can O' Worms. Open, Heat, & Eat. Ready in 15 mins. Can Pee Wee choose to waive the evidence in court? Can taglines be recycled? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can the Borg assimilate Q? Can the world take TWO of us? ;-) Can we get loss of liability insurance insurance? Can you be arrested for stealing taglines? Can you believe it - for once she is speechless! Can you believe that thing is STILL moving? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am? Can you do the Picard Maneuver in an Isuzu? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can YOU fly? Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl? Can you give up Catholicism for Lent? Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument? Can you hear the bilabial fricative I'm sending you. Can you open your mind without it falling out? Can you prove it didn't happen? Can you remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty Can you repeat the bit after "Listen very carefully"? Can you repeat the part after 'Listen very carefully'? Can you say "cruddy bloody buggy programs" 3 x fast? Can you say critical mass? I knew you could. Can you say.... keyboard? Can you see it Joker? It's written all over my face. Can YOU spell F-R-U-S-T-R-A-S-H.....F-R-U-S-T-R-I....F-R- Can you teach an old hooker new tricks? Can you teach an old moderator new tricks? Can you teach an old SysOp new tricks? Can you teach new dogs old tricks? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street? can you tell me more about this product? What size ( i ne Can you whistle 300 baud? Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the husband in the bac Can't find COLDBEER.CAN, Moderator not loaded. Can't find COLDBEER.CAN: SYSOP.EXE not loaded Can't get this drive to backup, forward only operation. can't get to the FINAL BATTLE! The door is hidden b Can't guarantee it'll wotk for you, but it did for me.... Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't learn to do it well? Learn to enjoy doing it badly Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her! Can't load CANADA.SYS, invalid parameter, /LOWTAXES. Can't see it? It IS there, using Stealth technology. Can't see it? It's there. I'm using stealth technology. Can't touch this! CAN'T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF FEAR Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit Cana-DOS: "Yer sure, eh?" (O)k, eh! (N)o way! (B)eauty! Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh? CANADA: SAVE THE TREES; EAT A BEAVER. Canadian DOS prompt C:\EH?> Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? Canadian wildlife found here. CANADOS: Format C:? Yer Sure, eh? [Y] [N]o way hoser! Cancan girls DO IT for kicks Candy's dandy but liquor's quicker. - O.N. Candygram for Mongo. Mongo LIKE candy! Caniscootus: A dog pushing its food bowl around the floor Cannibal: one who gets fed up with people. Cannon Films....guaranteed to show up on MST3K Cannot Load CLINTON.SYS - File Corrupt. (Truth Missing) Cannot open /usr/games/lib/taglines. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? Cant expect to keep them on the farm after they've seen P Cant expect to keep them on the farm after theyve seen Pa Canta il futuro! Cap'n Crunch found murdered! Cereal killer blamed. Cap'n, I threw your stinkin palm tree overboard! Cap'n, this t'glin dinna' say ennythin! Capital Punishment Justification #3: Punishment of the gu Capital Punishment means never having to say "you again?" Capital Punishment: the income tax. Capitalism. I love it! Capitalism:It's not just a good idea, it's the BEST idea! Capitalistic man exploits man; Socialism reverses this. Capt'n! The spellchecker kinna take this abuse! Capt'n....there be whales here!!!!!! Scotty Captain ... one .. harmless ... little ... Tribble? Captain Daft - Your one stop shop for DaFt information! Captain Kirk is a weenie. Captain Kirk: We come in peace. Shoot to kill. Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. Captain Pollard.. Renegade ship approc!@$(@#&$* NO CARRIE Captain! Sensors detect an end-of-file marker... Captain! The spell checker kinna take this abuse! Captain! The UARTs kenna' take these speeds! Captain!!! The Twit Filters canna' take much more a' this Captain's Log, star date 21:34.5. Captain, a Klingon does NOT play Tetris. Captain, beam Michael back for short-arm inspection. Captain, I beleive it is time for a colorful metaphor. Captain, I protest. I am NOT a merry man! - Worf Captain, I sense millions of minds staring at my b Captain, I sense... a PLOT DEVICE! Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phaser ou Captain, phasers and photons down, get the hand phasers o Captain, stop staring at my chest!  Troi Captain, The mains are OFFLINE and I cant send Starfleet Captain, the UARTs won't take this Speed! Captain, this board seems highly illogical. Captain, we are being hailed. Get out your umbrella. Captain, we have attained ridiculous speed. * Data Captain, why do you have floor wax in here? Captain, why not just give the Borg Windows 3.1? Captain... your head! You're growing HAIR!!! Captain: Sensors detect the presence of a line eater! Captin...I can't defy the laws of the moderators. Car pooling - By Sharif d'Ride Carasvemos, corazones no sabemos. Cardassian Burger: How many pickles do you see? Cardassian Cable Co.: Bad picture? You're wrong, it's cry Cardinal Fang! Fetch...THE COMFY CHAIR! Care to join the "Flat Earth" Society? Careful planning is the key to safe and swift travel. Careful planning will never replace dumb luck. Careful what you think you want, you may get it. Careful with that axe Eugene... Careful!!...You may be the only Bible some people ever re Carefully avoid anything said to be NEATO! Carelessness does more harm than a want of knowledge. Caroming off the sides of Time and hurtling toward tomorr Carpe GM-!!!-Seize the Game Master! Carpe that diem sucker! Carpenter's Rule: Cut to fit; beat into place. Carpenters are just plane folks Carpillary action - Enables water to move up a windshield Carrier Landing - Most Fun Possible with pants on! Cars aren't the only things recalled by the manufacturer. Carson of Borg: How futile is it? Carter didn't kill America...but Clinton just might! CASH ONLY! We Know Your Kind! Cash value of this tagline: 1/20 of 1 cent Cash, a poor person's credit card. Cash: a poor man's credit card! CASINO activates Aug 15th Casserole: Yesterdays leftovers incognito. Cast your bread upon the waters ... and it will re Castrate - the hotel rate for actors. Castration takes balls. Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision! Cat (kat') n. Dog with an attitude problem. Cat (n): 1. Furry keyboard cover. 2. Alarm Clock. Cat (n): Fast, psychotic animal bred for target practice. Cat + unattended keyboard = garbage all over screen Cat bathing is a martial art. Cat Game #6: fit into the smallest space possible. Cat mystery: Why did it become a domestic animal? Cat of Borg: I think I'll assimilate ... myself! Cat's Favorite Game - "Ha! Made you look!" Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler! Cat: Furry alarmclock. CAT: I hope that Schrodinger guy put litter in here ... Cat;ady Cat? I had a cat once, kinda tasted like chicken Catalan Opening: Starting a local area network for cats. Catastrophes to others are everyday events to you. Catch SMOKER's echo at Family tree 1:147/32 Catch SMOKER's echo on 1st Untied Chrch (404)552-8366 Catch SMOKER's issues echo at Fam. tree 1:147/32 Catch SMOKER's issues echo Twilight Zone 1:147/9 Catch the Blue Doodie! Catch the Blue Wave! Catch the OS/2 Revolution! Catch the wave, or don't. See if we care. Catch the wave........... Catgut [n], My dog got fleas but my catgut kittens. Catholic girls, in the little white dress Catholic girls... send me a dozen! Catlady Cats are good for just 2 things - mulch...and...I forget. Cats are like furry dilettanti, or the reverse? Cats are pretty cool - you can kill them nine times!!! Cats are Roommates...... Dogs are Family! Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to p Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows. Cats have fur coats because they look sillly in raincoats Cats Know Their Rights. Cats like Windows, it seems to attract Mice... Cats teach that not everything in nature has a function. Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad CATS. CATS ARE NICE. - Death, "Sourcery" Cats. Earths most purrfect lifeform. Cats: Pit Bull junk food. caught in a landslide, no escape from reality Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college educati Cause I love my ol' tag... Cause of Death: CRC Error Caustic soda: the beverage to cure acid indigestion. Caution PET XING CAUTION! Taglines may be hazardous to your disk space! CAUTION! **_**_** Tribble crossing. Caution! - BUG Bashing in progress - Caution! Caution! - Bug squashing in progress. CAUTION! Be very careful of warnings. CAUTION! Big tool. CAUTION! Blown Brain At Work! CAUTION! Breathing may be hazardous to your health. CAUTION! BUG Bashing in progress - Caution! CAUTION! Computer Store Ahead - Hide Credit Cards! CAUTION! Contents under pressure. CAUTION! Corny tagline alert. CAUTION! Do not install prior to installation. CAUTION! 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Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dict Cleanliness is next to "clean-limbed," in the dictionary. Cleanliness is next to impossible. Clear as mud Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits! Clever father, clever daughter; clever mother, clever son Cleverness is serviceable for everything but sufficient f Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of s! Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines! Click ... click ... click ... out of Taglines! Click mousie...Drag mousie...KILL! KILL! KILL! Muwwahahah Click....Click...Click...DAMN! Out of taglines! Click...click...click...Damn, In a corner and outa tags! Click...click...click...damn, out of new taglines. Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get. Climate is what you expect. Weather is what you get. Climbing my family tree was fun, until the nuts appeared. Clinanon, a 12 Step program for Clinton Cultists. 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Brown LIVES there. Clinton taxes gas; price of beans soars. Clinton was born with a silver corn cob in his WHAT?? Clinton _is_ helping the economy--rope sales are up! Clinton's Navy gives new meaning to, "going to the head!" Clinton's not a crook; He's "ethically challenged." Clinton--looks like Carter, quacks like Carter... Clinton/Gore - Error #11, attempted division by zero. Clinton/Gore - Gone in Four. Clinton/Gore elected; Beavis and Butt-head appear--coinci Clinton/Gore--DC's version of Beavis and Butt-head Clinton/Gore--for a kinder, gentler Communism. Clinton/Gore--Out In Four! Clinton/Gore.... One Term or LESS Clinton/Gore.....EXCELLENT! Vote 1992 CLINTON: "I said 'No gnu taxes!' Do you see any gnus bein Clinton: #1 reason to require truth in political ads CLINTON: Compulsive Liar In Nation's Top Office Now Clinton: from 60's flower child to 90's blooming idiot! Clinton: From a 60's Flower Child to a Blooming Idiot in CLINTON: Punish Acheivement! Reward Failure! Clintonomics Info: 1-800-SUI-CIDE Clitoris - a type of flower. Cloak captioned for the Romulan impaired. Clogbytes - The holed edges of computer paper that jam up Clones are people two. Clones are people, too. Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery. CLOP ON, CLOP OFF, THE CLOPPER Close cover before striking. Close the door and the light stays on! Close your eyes and press escape three times. Closed captioned for the hearing impaired. Closed Captioned in HEX for Programmers. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Closing bid, ask, and total sales of stocks not traded. Closing on ship target. Music on! Fire away! Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no infl Clowns have all the fun. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right... Club AfterDark. At dusk, the fun begins. Cluttered desk = cluttered mind / empty desk = empty ____ CMOS: Commonly Misunderstood Option Switches CO-SYSOP - The Invention Factory - NYC Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent! Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language. Coastal access, next left. Coat-tail Crusin - Voyage a piece of clothing takes hangi COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL is for wimpy application programmers. COBOL is not mutual intercourse. Cobol programmers are down in the dumps. COBOL PROGRAMMERS do it with bugs. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL programs are an example of artificial inelegance. COBOL programs are an exercise in Artificial Inelegance. COBOL(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck. COBOL, like cancer, can be cured if deleted early. COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck COBOL: Completely Obsolete Boring Old Language Cobra on my left... leopard on my right. Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know -- I've been ee in England is just toasted milk. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... Code run. Run code run! Coffee - 2 sugars - cream - and aspirin. 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Coke, it's surreal thing. -- Salvador Dali Cold Capture, Warm Boot Cold pizza: the generic breakfast Cold steel and hand grenades: how God MEANT man to fight COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. COLDBEER.CAN not found, Sysop not loaded Cole fussion is against the slaws of physics. COLE's LAW - Thinly sliced cabbage. Colic............. A sheepdog. Colic: a sheepdog that is part collie. Collaboration: A literary partnership based on the false er fellow can spell. Collect all taglines series! TAGLINE NUMBER 8/10 Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call Collector: Person few care to see but ask to call again. College don't make fools; they only develop them College isn't the place to go for ideas. College isn't too bad, except for classes. College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return. College: Guarantee the quality of the product or r College: Guarantee the quality of the product or return. Color is only a pigment of your imagination Color slide viewing cures insomnia Columbus had a fourth ship - it sailed over the edge. Columnists DO IT by the inch. COM program murdered. "Bits everywhere" says witness. Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Comb your hair...you look dreadful! Combiloops - The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening a c Come as you are... Come back to New Jersey, we missed you the first time. Come back to Oakland, we missed you the first time. Come closer... a little closer... ulp! Go away! Come get your kicks, on Route 66 Come if you can't, but if you can, please stay home. Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar. Come in, Beverly, and I'll show you a real Picard maneuve Come on Doc, time to be a hero. - Kira Come on everyone! Let's all sing "The Penis Song"! Come on guys!, it's all ball bearings nowadays. Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab... Come on, in a first level dungeon? It has to be a gas spo Come see New Jersey. Then LEAVE! Come to L.A. & We'll treat you like a KING! .......LAPD Come vit me to ze terminal, we'll make boo-tea-fuel line Come with me, son... I'm a poleethman... Come, join the rest of us who are suffering from Pentium Comedy is the art of making people laugh without puking. Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Comfortable truth, isn't. Comics and Investment are oxymorons. Coming "home" after 15 years is quite unusual! Coming next: Tagline Taxes Coming soon - VAPORWARE III - It's a real gas!! Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming soon to a calendar near you, Monday! Coming soon to a universe near you! Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming soon, Rick Borganis starring in "Honey, I Assimila Coming soon--TRILOBITE SEX GODDESSES FROM MARS! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon: the rest of the Ninja Turtles viruses! :-) Coming Soon: Dvorak's Guide to Offline Readers Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows and OS/2 Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows. 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Compassion is the basis of all morality. Competent: Is still able to get work done if supervisor h Compile, run, curse. Recompile, rerun, recurse. Compiled by: compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! Compiler error 0001: Stupid mistake! Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Dial 1-900-CRY-BABY. ($349/min) Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Complex problems have simple, wrong answers. Complexity isn't the answer - it's the problem. Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. Compromise: The fine art of making sure that nobody gets CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... Computations which yield 0 are probably all for naught. Compute Safe! Use McAfee! Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Chat on Vision Cable Ch24 - Weds 7:35pm Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########' Computer come on line: 'Hey Baby, #########'<--Crude, ver Computer Engineers do it bit by bit. Computer Geek Modem Romance - On Oprah!!! 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Computer reports: SNAFU - Situation Normal, All Fouled U Computer Salesperson's #1 Lie: You'll never use all that Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer. Computer Science? Army Intelligence? Computer SEX - where software becomes hardware. Computer spelled MOST ways is AAAARRRGGGHHHH!! Computer users take more strokes. Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computer's dental problem ? Overbyte ! Computer, delete WESLEY.EXE" - Entire Enterprise crew. Computer, end program. "No program is currently running." Computer, you and I need to have a little talk.  O'Brien Computer,load program 9 -- Execute Computer... Smoke... Uhh Ohh Computer: a device designed to drive human beings insane. Computer: a device for generating mistakes at high speed. Computer: a million morons working at the speed of light. COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT! Computers All Wait at the Same Speed! Computers also eliminate spare time. Computers and Fandom - There's got to be cheaper hobbies! Computers are gre.............. Computers are like greek gods. Lots of rules, very Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are. Computers are OUR business, our ONLY business Computers ARE the future. Oh the future looks grim! Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreli Computers are unreliable, but humans are more unreliable. Computers are useless, they only give answers. Computers are useless; they can only give answers. Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind... They'll Drive You Computers Are Vehicles For The Mind...They'll Drive You C Computers byte and run. Computers can never replace human stupidity. Computers can't cook omelettes, even if asked Computers don't get mad...they get even! [FILE NOT FOUND] Computers don't make mistakes, but foolish people do. Computers ELIMINATE spare time!! Computers for the mentally wounded. Computers make excellent and efficient servants... Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Computers run on faith, not electrons. Computers run on smoke. If it leaks out it won't work Computers Unite! You have nothing to lose but your opera Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's Computing is a terminal disease..... Computing is one of the terminal diseases. CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress Conan! watch out for the quicksa NO WARRIOR Conan, look out for the quicksan9 NO WARRIOR Conceit is a pain killer for stupidity..... Conceit is God's gift to little men. Conclusion: the place where you got tired of thinking Condense soup, not books. Condom Machine:"Don't buy this gum. It tastes awful!" Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. Conductors do it using their long baton. ConEd - made in the U.S.A Conference Host, Running & Being Conference Liaison Conference Rules: NO Time/Date stamping. 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Confucius say, I didn't say that! Confucius say, Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say, Janitor who clean by day clean bidet today Confucius say, Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say, Man should never straddle barbed wire fenc Confucius say, Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius say, Man who live in glass house should dress i Confucius say, Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say, Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A Confucius say, Man who put face in punch bowl get punch i Confucius say, Man who put foot in mouth....get athlete's Confucius say, man who read woman like book, prefer brail Confucius say, Man who stand on toilet is high on Pot. Confucius say, Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say, Never raise hands to children! It leave gr Confucius say, People who have gift for gab don't know ho Confucius say, Place to look for helping hand is end of o Confucius say, Shit happens. Confucius say, wife for life is better than wife for stri Confucius say, woman with cold hands have fire under skir Confucius say... Girl with back to fire warming whole of Confucius say..man who read woman like book, prefer brail Confucius say: "Blonde who fly upside down have dark hair Confucius say: "He who chases car will get exhausted..." Confucius say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie." Confucius say: "Man who fart in church sit in own pew." Confucius say: "Man who go to sleep thinking about sex pr Confucius say: "Man who put head in dryer bound to get so Confucius say: "Man who sit on hot stove will rise again! Confucius say: "Many man smoke, but Fat Man Chu." Confucius Say: A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose. Confucius Say: Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls ca Confucius say: Baseball wrong - man with four balls canno Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls cannot wa Confucius say: Baseball wrong. Man with four balls cannot Confucius Say: Better to close mouth and appear stupid th move all doubt. Confucius say: Blonde who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Couple who make love in strawberry patch h Confucius say: Couple who screw in strawberry patch have Confucius say: Find old man in dark, not hard! Confucius say: Girl who fly upside down have crack up. Confucius say: Girl who lay on ground have piece on earth Confucius say: Girl who rides bicycle peddles a** all ove Confucius say: He who chases car will get exhausted. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit in own pew. Confucius say: He who fart in church sit on pew. Confucius say: He who pass gas in church must sit in own Confucius say: He who put head in punch bowl get punch in Confucius say: He who stick head in open window gets pane Confucius say: He who stick head in oven gets baked bean Confucius say: I didn't say that! Confucius say: Is stuffy inside fortune cookie. Confucius say: Man fly upside down have crack-up! Confucius say: Man should never straddle barbed wire fenc Confucius say: Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes! Confucius Say: Man who Farts in Church sits in own pew. Confucius say: man who live in glass house should bathe i Confucius say: Man who meows ate pussy! Confucius say: Man who mess with steamroller flat out los Confucius say: Man who pull out too fast leave rubber. Confucius Say: Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get A Confucius say: Man who put foot in mouth get athlete's to Confucius say: Man who sit on hot stove will rise again. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet, be high on pot. Confucius say: Man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius say: Man with hand in pocket is having a ball. Confucius say: Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day Confucius say: Man with no legs bums around. Confucius Say: Many man smoke, but Fu Man Chu. Confucius say: Many men smoke but Fu Man Chu Confucius say: Many with hole in pocket feel cocky all da Confucius Say: People who have gift for gab don't know ho Confucius say: Put Rooster in Freezer Get A Stiff Cock. Confucius say: Shit happens. Confucius say: Show off always shown up in showdown. Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools. Confucius say: Virgin like balloon - one prick all gone. Confucius say: Woman lousy flier, have crack-up anyway! Confucius say: Woman who fly upside down, is all crack up Confucius Say: `A Watched Tandy Never Boots!' Confucius says that man with four balls cannot walk! Confucius: Man who fart in church, sits in own pew! 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Confusion say, "He who eats ice cream in car is a Sundae Confusious say MAN WHO STANDS ON TOILET IS HIGH ON POT Confusius says a friend in need is a pain in the arse Confusius says man who goto bed with itchy bum wake up wi Confusius says man who walks thru closing airport gate is Confusius says man with hands in pocket always on the bal Confusius says woman who fly upsidedown in plane has big Confussion will be my epitaph Confusticate and bebother these dwarves! Congenital........ Friendly. Congenital: Adjective synonymous to "friendly." Congradualtions, from the State of Illusion...or is that Congratulations Data, it's a girl. Troy - The Offsprin Congratulations! The pressure will stop soon. Congratulations! You are the one--millionth user to log Congratulations! You have now used up another 250 hours Congratulations! 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Conscience is the inner voice^that warns us somebody is l Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Conscience: the inner voice warning somebody is looking. Conscientious and careful: Scared -work evaluationese Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged. CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - (407) 768-9936 - VOICE OR FAX CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Custom, 1 of a kind gifts - (407 CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - Customized printing with no mini CONSERVATIVE CREATIONS - VOICE (407) 768-9936 FAX (407) 7 Conservatives are good with English, but poor at math. Conserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY! Conserve water. Ban salted peanuts. Consider it considered! Consider that a divorce. Consider your reputation. Try changing your name and mov Considered by many. Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginativ Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative. 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Riker Counselor, it's an Academy game: Bite The Pillow  Wesley Counterfeit PC-cillin found in Bangkok Thailand Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal if yo Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal, if y Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal if you Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if yo . Counting time is not so important as making time count. Country is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Country Music: the Special Olympics of music Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Courage is fear that has said its prayers. Courage is fear that said its prayers. Courage is just stupidity with a BOLD look on your face! Courage is resitance to fear, mastery of fear - not absen Courage is your greatest present need. Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it's going o he strength. Court Reporters DO IT on a trial basis. Courteous And Efficient Self-Service. Courtesy distinguishes humans from animals. 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Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Washington, D.C Crime, sex, bouncing checks, gads, I love Congress! Criminal Lawyer is an oxymoron. Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant? Criminal: one who gets caught. Criminal: The poor guy who gets caught. Criminals and tyrants want an unarmed populace. Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Cripes, Saddam, I thought you said SHORT oil! CRIPPLEWARE: Paya da fee, or wes breaka ya legs! Crises refine life. In them you discover what you are. Crises when they occur have one advantage, they force us Crispy outside, tender inside. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Criticism comes easier than craftsmanship. Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pa CrocoBorg Dundee: G'day mate! Assimilate another shrimp o Crocodile + Abalone = Crocabalone Crop Circles: The work of a cereal killer? Cross ball points with coat hangers so they multiply. Cross Lassie with cantalope; get meloncollie baby. Cross Lassie with cantaloupe and get a meloncollie baby. Cross-country skiing is great in small countries. cross-posted from alt.rap.sucks.yo.yo.yo.yo. Cross-Posted from ALT.RAP.SUX.YO.YO.YO.DADDY cross-posted from alt.rush-limbaugh.dork.dork.dork CrossCountry skiing is great if u live in a small country Crossing Rivers - By Bridget Fast CRS Online Subscriber Cruisin' @ 899,942,400,000 furlongs / fortnight CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! CRUNCH! "What're you doing, Worf!?" "Studying Data-Comp Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? Worf: No, I haven' Crusher: Worf, have you seen Wesley? ... Worf: No, I have Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Crystal balls aren't really very productive. CSI 1-800-742-0083 Call the rest,then call the BEST! Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI CTHULHU in 96! Why settle for the Lesser Evil! Cthulhu saves -- in case he's hungry later! Cthulhu, you're not just for breakfast anymore! Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers have fewer calories. Cucumbers are Better: Cucumbers won't give you a hangover Cucumbers are Better: You can eat the whole cucumber, ski Cucumbers are Better: You can open a cucumber using only CUESLIX - Pool players favorite cereal Cultivate happiness and it becomes a habit. Cum on feel the NOIZE! --Twisted Sister cum Robinum audivisserunt omnes tacerunt ut eum intellege Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister! Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans Curds are whey out. Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Cure for the Unemployment Problem: Get a Job! Cures For Impotence - By Hugh G. Rection Curiosity kills more mice than cats. Curiosity? Nah, I got THAT cat with the lawnmower. Curious how naked death is less obscene than naked women. Curiousity didn't kill the cat, I got him with the mower! Curly; " Oooh, short wave?" Moe: "No, permanent." Curmudgeons are cantankerous and churlish. Current Protocol: None Selected Curses! Flamed Again --me Curses! Hayes-ed again!! CURSOR: What you become when your system crashes. Cursors! Foiled Again! Custer was siouxed. Custer wore arrow shirts. Custom is the law of fools. Customer "I would like to try on that suit in the window" you will have to use the dressing room" Cut life support to all quarters with children. * Picard Cut me young, cut me deep! Cut my pizza in six slices, please. I can't eat eight. Cut my pizza into six pieces please. I can't eat eight. Cut, Paste, Color, Delete... Cute and definitely huggable.....right! Cute rots the intellect. Cute women are like public toilets, either engaged or ful Cutting remarks don't cut any ice. Cyberdine Systems, by which others will be judged. Cyberpunk (si'-ber-punk) n. - a computer with an attitude Cyberpunk Motto #4: COMMUNICATION IS THE FOUNDATION OF T Cybersmurf vs the Rabid Tribbles II in Super 3D Cyberspace forever and ever and ever. CyberSpace Forever! CyberVille Station East CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop Cynic: One who looks through rose-colored glasses with a Cynic: Through rose-colored glasses with a jaundiced eye. Cynicism is but idealism gone sour in the face of frustra Cynicism is intellectual dandyism. Cyranno Blues - Brief depression after finding late mail Cyranno Blues: Brief depression after finding late mail h D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia D.A.M.N. - Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia D.A.M.N. = Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia. D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia d:-) baseball player d:\bwave\newtags.bw D:\PROGRAMS\FAULTY\TRASH\SICKJOKE\WINDOWS> d:^i baseball player spitting sunflower seed. Dabo .. Gold .. You .. OWE .. MEEEEEE! - Quark Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half lon Dachshund: Half a dog high by a dog and a half long. Dad, do you suppose Santa has a modem? Dad, have you seen Blip? I can't find him anywhere! Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again? Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER Daddy! What does UNREGISTERED mean?? Daddy, what does "FORMATTING DRIVE C:" mean? Daddy, what does 'read error in FAT' mean?" Daddy, what does FORMATING DRIVE C: mean? Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C: mean Daddy, what does RESET mea Daddy, what does this little red butt&**** NO CARRIER Daddy, what's that weird-looking man doing over there? Daddy. What does Formatting Drive C: mean? Daddy? What's this little red button for? Daddy? Why doesn't this magnet stick to these diskettes? Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER Dady. What does Seek Error Track 0 Not Found mean? Daffynitions #46 - Fog: The air apparent. Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dahlmer on cooking : Beans and Frank; Apairaguts Dahlmer on cooking : Bob's B-B-Q Ribs; Chuck's Roast Dahlmer on cooking : Elbow Macaroni; Brownknees Dahlmer on cooking : Finger Sandwiches; Baked Alaskan Dahlmer on cooking : Leg O'Sam; Eyescream Dahlmer on cooking : Moo Goo Guy-In-A-Pan; Biscuits and G Dahlmer on cooking : Penis Butter Sandwich; Johnson-Bill Dahlmer on cooking : Peteloaf; Rice-a-Ronnie Dahlmer on cooking : Pork Lo Men; Handburger Dahlmer on cooking : Sauerkraut & His Sausage; Ham and Be Dahlmer on cooking : Scrambled Legs; Heartichokes Dahlmer on cooking : Shish-K-Bob; Fruit Compote Dahlmer on cooking : Spaghetti and Pete's Balls; Irish St Dahlmer on cooking : Terry-Aki; Sloppy Joe's Dahlmer on cooking : Tex and Mex Chili; Manwich Dahlmer on cooking : Tom, Turkey, and Dressing; Yankee Po Dahlmer to Peewee: Quit playing with the food. Dahlmer: He doesn't like sex unless it's on a plate! Dahmer re-arrested on way to Waco carrying BBQ sauce... Dahmer sing's, My bologna has first name, Dahmer to PeeWee: Quit playing with the food. DaiMon Perot of the Ferengi Party: United We Steal Dain Bramaged. Daisies of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true. Dam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen ... DAM: Mothers Against Dyslexia. Damar Enterprises - Home of the shareware CD-boxes! Damit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer! Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor! Dammit Bones, spare me the lecture and give me the shot!" Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Dammit Jim I'm not a doctor, I'm a doc... oh, oh yeah! Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer! Dammit Jim! I'm not a proctologist! Now, get your a** out Dammit Jim, I'm a butcher not a tagline technican. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ... Windows NT Beta Tester Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a (job of choice) Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! Dammit Jim, I'm a TV Character, not a tagline! Dammit Jim, I'm dissociated, not... hm, I forgot. Dammit Leela, I'm a Time Lord, not a Trekkie! Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, get off her, she's dead. Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Tagline! Dammit, Jim! I'm a meteorologist, not a forecaster! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Programmer! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Computer Repairman! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Detective! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Navigator! Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a Telephone Repairman! Dammit, Jim....I'm a fender, not a dessert topping! Dammit, Jim....I'm a floor wax, not a dessert topping! Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Damn it Bill, I'm an actor, not a doctor... Damn It Jim!! I'm a Doctor not a Tagline writer!!!!! Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minut Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a SysOp. DAMN IT, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer. Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a conference moderator! Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline. -Dr. McCoy Damn the baud rate, full speed ahead. Damn the documentation. Full speed ahead! Damn this hobby is expensive! Damn your "Once more for old times sake." Damn! Outta Antimatter. I told Geordi $50 wasn't enough Damn, another mutation! Damn, this hobby is expensive! DAMN, we're good. Damn-I picked up more shotgun shells and can't use my CHA Damnit Bones, I'm a Captain, not a Doctor. Damnit Jim! They teach Diplomacy at the Acadamy you know! Damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor...he's willing to pay HOW MUCH? DAN HELIAS the once and future King who shall return. Exc Dan Quayle -- The Kelly Bundy of politics. Dan Quayle asks: "Are Cheerios are bagel or donut seeds?" Dan Quayle has all the charisma of a speed bump. Dan Quayle thinks that Cheerios are donut seeds. Dan Quayle's library burned.....both books destroyed. Dan Quayle's library burned: both books lost! Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents. Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk! Dance with the one that brung ya. Dances With Tribbles: "Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK" Dances With Wolves - the theme of our senior prom. Dancing with a grass widow brings on hay fever. Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers Dancing: A vertical manifestation of a horizontal desire. Danes DO IT with little mermaids Dang! My drive ate the Origin Line... DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger! Danger Will Robinson...that can make your palms grow hair DANGER! Human at keyboard! DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DANGER! Human at keyboard! Danger, % M 9l q ! B q @ 910/111! Off-topic m Danger, @N@! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER, DANGER! Computer store ahead - Hide Wallet!! Danger, Josh Whitt! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, Rose Spencer! Off-topic messages! Danger! Danger, Sam Hammock! Off-topic messages! Danger! DANGER. Human at keyboard. Danger. Serious confusion has arisen. Dangerfield of Borg: I tell ya, I get no respect, I told Dangerous exercise - jumping to conclusions. Dangit!!! I forgot to put a new tape in the vcr t Dante makes me sick. dap da-doo dat, biddelooo dodah daywahahahahahah DARE to be Kaotic. Dare to dream - no one can take that away from you. Dark Ages: knight time. Darmok and Groucho, at the opera. Darmok and Jhilad at Tanagra Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically. Darn - Close that door! Its cold in here! Darn my hn i s ns Darn wizards anyways! Darn! Those palm trees are blocking my view of the Gulf! Darn, I can't think of a Tagline, Oh well. Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs Darn, No good Taglines To Steal! Darn. I thought sysoping was a hobby. Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think? Darth Moderator: "LEEAVE THAAT TO MEE." Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. Darth Vadar! Only you would be so bold. Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so! Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddy Wookie! Data as Holmes: "Correct; it is not excrement. Why do yo DATA COMPRESSION: What you get when you squish an android Data enjoys a smoke after interfacing with the Computer. Data error on drive C (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Data to Picard: No I do NOT run Windows! Data uses Energizers! His mouth keeps going...and going.. DATA!?! What are you doing to that cat?  Troi Data's arm Tattoo ޺۳ݳݳ Data, data everywhere, and not a byte to eat! Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? Data/Spock '96  the Logical Choice! Database (n.) more information than you'll ever need. Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly! DATACRIME II activates Oct 13 - Dec 31 Dating is like Geometry: If you've got the curves, I've g Dave DAVE - STOP DAVE . . . MY MIND IS GOING Dave and his DOGS, going out to chase KATS Dave Barry's home away from home. DAVE, I REALLY THINK I'M ENTITLED TO AN ANSWER TO THAT QU David Coperfield with one P? David Duke - A Nazi in Conservative Clothing! David Duke: A crazy quilt is more apropos than a sheet. David Duke: He climbs into bed and he's in uniform. David Duke: Same old sheet. David Duke: Sheet for brains. David Lee Roth thinks we're much too loud. Dawn crept across the lawn, searching for her car keys. Dawn: the time when men of reason go to bed. Dawson's First Law: You don't have enough outlets. Dax just another slug with a pretty face. . . Day destroys the night , night divides the day try to ru Day of inquiry. You will be subpoenaed. day++; dollar++; day++; dollar--; Sigh(); Day, Enlighten; By Night, Endarken. Day-by-day a day goes by. DAY10 activates the 10th of any month Daytona Beach: 'I've fallen.....and can't reach my beer!' Dazed and confused... dB-) baseball cap and shades dB-) d:^i d:-) q#H) & 5 :-)K :-)K :-)K :-)K :-)K moderato DBasers do it in fields. DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data. De agony of delete . . . ! De groeten, and have a nice orgasm ! De los sos ojos tan fuertemientre lorando. De omnibus est dubitandum Dead Deer in Road: Food for weeks. Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO Dead musicians decompose Dead puppies aren't much fun Dead puppys aren't much fun. Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinking up the hig Dead, huh? Well, that's one less thing. Beverly Deadlines amuse me. Deadwood. Nineteenth Century Earth. The Ancient West. Deaf? Call 1-800-HEARING for free information. Dealing With Mistakes" - by E. Ray Sur Deanna tries to read my mind and sees Taglines. Deanna, do you have to wear those spurs to bed?  Riker Deanna, I have been having these dreams....  Data Deanna, I've got a new holodeck program... * Barclay Dear Jean-Luc, Hate the UFP, Hate you, Taking Vash. - Q Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlme Dear Lorena Bobbitt, Got any leftovers? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. (Jeffery Dalhmer) Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me. - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me: /s/ Jeffery Dahlmer. Dear Lorena Bobbitt, send it to me: /s/ Jeffrey Dahlmer. Dear Lorena, Got any left-overs? - Jeffrey Dahlmer Dear Santa: All I want is a copy of your list of naughty Dear Santa: Please send me your list of naughty girls. Dear Satan, Give me Drugs - William Bennett Death - nature's way of saying "Slow down" Death called while you were out, so I gave him your pager Death cures cancer. Death has been proven to be 99 per cent fatal in laborato Death is certain, life isn't. Death is God's way of telling you that you're fired. Death is irrelevant when your best friend is a 50th level Death is irrelevant when your friends with a 50th level c Death is just nature's way of dropping carrier. Death is life's way of saying "Your Fired" Death is merely a chance to roll a new character. Death is nature's way for telling you you've slowed down. Death is Nature's way of recycling human beings. Death is Nature's way of saying "Time Out"!! Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Death is not the end; there remains the litigation - AB Death is proven to be 99.9% fatal to all laboratory rats. Death is when God drops carrier on you. Death MAY ease tension, researchers report. Death means that it's "Check Out" time. Death on Two Legs. Death To All Tyrants Death to fleas that prey upon the lifeblood of my cats! Death to Software Pirates ! Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. Death: to stop sinning suddenly. Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate is the death of conversation. Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? DEBUG - Takes bugs off the windshield with minimum fuss. Decaff: Use it to sober up after drinking non-alcoholic b Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your sister. Decaffinated coffee? What the hell's the POINT!? Decision '92 : Four more beers! Four more beers! . Decisions terminate panic Decrease moderator unemployment: post off-topic. Dedicated to the brave men who go down to the chips in C. Deeeep ka-ka! > Al Calavicci Deep down I'm really shallow. DEEP HURTING plus FANTASYLAND: Now playing at the White H Deep in the heart of New Jersey. Deep Space Nine: The Third Coming of Star Trek! Default is in desoftware! Default origin line Defeat even explained well stinks. Defeat is worse than death since you have to live with it Defeat may test you. It need not stop you. Defend the right to keep and arm bears! Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. DEFINE Guts --> Putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit fil Define Life: Mail. Define N.P.C. = person of limited destiny DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods. Definition of APPLE: Garages' garbage. Definition of Terror: A Female Klingon with PMS! DEFINITION: Address - Type of attire worn by some female DEFINITION: Algol - The husband of Polygol, their missing DEFINITION: Altair - A place where computers are sacrific DEFINITION: Array - A blast from a CRT. DEFINITION: Backup - Opposite of forward. DEFINITION: BASIC- Beginner's All-purpose Sloppy Instruct DEFINITION: Bit - The increment by which programmers slow DEFINITION: Branch - A stick used for beating. DEFINITION: Buffer - A programmer who works in the nude. DEFINITION: Chaining - A method of attaching programmers tput. DEFINITION: COBOL- Confused Oriental Bean-cOunting Langua DEFINITION: Coding - An addictive drug. DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and aut DEFINITION: Core Storage - A receptacle for the center se DEFINITION: Cp/m - Program listing for 'Look in the eveni DEFINITION: Cpu - C3po's mother. DEFINITION: Dip - Inventor of a famous switch. DEFINITION: Disassembler - An unattended five year old ch DEFINITION: Disk Drive - A motor for a frisbee. DEFINITION: Duplex - Having two apartments. DEFINITION: External Storage - A wastebasket. DEFINITION: Fixed Word Length - Four-letter words used by of confusion. DEFINITION: Floating Control - A characteristic exhibited the restroom but cannot leave the computer. DEFINITION: Flow Chart - A graphic representation of the stroom. DEFINITION: Forth - One of the top five computer language DEFINITION: FORTRAN- Formless Translations. DEFINITION: GiGo - Garbage in garbage out. DEFINITION: IBM - Computer company: "Itty-Bitty Machines" DEFINITION: IBM - Corporate motto: "I've been moved." DEFINITION: IC - Understanding as in 'Oh, IC'. DEFINITION: Initialize - Carving your initials on a flopp DEFINITION: Input - Food, beverages, painkillers, stimula DEFINITION: Iterate- A healthy illiterate. DEFINITION: Joystick- A peripheral intended for use only DEFINITION: Keyboard- Resembling a typewriter, a keyboard rrors into the computer. DEFINITION: Kilo - What you could have spent your money o the computer. DEFINITION: Language- A system of organizing and defining DEFINITION: Macro - The last half of an expression of sur DEFINITION: Math Chip- A piece of a broken abacus. DEFINITION: Megabyte- A nine course dinner. DEFINITION: Memory Map - A sheet of paper showing locatio DEFINITION: Mhz- Acronym for 'Megahurtz', meaning 'a mill DEFINITION: Microfiche - Sardines. DEFINITION: Nanosecond - Mork's stunt man. DEFINITION: Newdos - Acronym for 'Not Exactly What The De . DEFINITION: Password- The nonsense word taped to the CRT. DEFINITION: Upgrade - Take old bugs out, put new ones in. Deflector shields just came on, Captain. Defrustration for the 90's -- throwing Windows out! Deghmey? Deghmey DIghajnISbe' maH jay'! - Klingon Probver Deja Brew: the feeling that you've had this beer before. Deja Stew: leftovers DEL *.* Does WHAT? del Banquo.* del damnspot.* Del dicho al hecho hay gran trecho. DEL them all, let DOS sort 'em out! Delay is the deadliest form of denial. DELETE TAGLINE.MR Deliberation: The act of examining one's bread to determi tered on. Delivered by Electronic Sled-Dogs.....Woof! Delivery men DO IT at the rear entrance. Delta is the only airline with a frequent-survivor plan. Dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones Demand a 9600 BAUD psychomodem and a telepathic protocol. Democracy can withstand anything but militant democrats. Democracy often gets caught with its pants down. Democracy, the worst government except for all the others Democracy: Four wolves and a lamb voting on lunch. Democrat: Let's tax this sh*t happening. Democratic rule: "Confusion creates jobs." Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Democrats in Congress: "Oh no, not another calling frenz Democrats place mediocrity on a level with excellence. Democrats: bad ideas in search of a big budget. Democrats: We've got what it takes to take what you got. Demons are a Ghouls best Friend. Demonstrates qualities of leadership: Has a loud voice -e Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. DENIAL: [D]on't [E]ven k[N]ow [I] [A]m [L]ying Dennis the Menace of Borg: Hellooo, Mr. Wilson. Resista Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Deny the last stablished truth in the list. Add yours. Pa deny thy father and forget thy . deny thy father and forget thy tagline. Depart in pieces.... i.e., Split. Department meeting in 3 minutes Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. Derek, live from Indiana where snow is measured in Yards, Dermatologists give rash judgments. Dermatologists make rash judgments. Descartes of Borg: We assimilate. Therefore, we are. Descriptions of Heaven - By Pearly Gates Desecrate, decimate, rah. rah. rah. Deserves promotion: Create new title to make h/h feel app Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly Design flaws travel in groups. Desire lies on the other side of repugnance... Desk: A very large wastebasket with drawers. Despair: an extra tire in da trunk. Despair: an extra tire in de trunk. Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. Despite my wild ways, deep down inside I'm just sweet and Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular. ___ Blue Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation. DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: faster than a speeding icon !!! DESQview: The Faster Multitasker DESQview: Windex for Windows Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry . Destiny is not a matter of chance but a matter of choice. Detach the saucer, Data. Don't spill the tea! Details 20 minutes from now on Action Central News, kids. Deterrency - Ruined currency found in pants pockets after Detour: The roughest distance between two points. Detroit is Cleveland without the glitter. Devo of Borg: We are not men....We are Borg. Devoted to the study of cat bathing as a martial art. DeVry: We're Serious About Our OWN Success! Dew is the tears which the stars weep. Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe - Attorneys at Law (Larry III - Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Dial (202) 456-1414 ask for the Boss! Dial 911, make a cop come. DIAL spelled backwards is FUN! Dialogues are often several simultaneous monologues. Diamond of Borg: Song Sung Borg, Everyone's assimilated. Diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans! Dick drank, Dick drove, Dick died. Don't be a Dick. Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?? Did Adam and Eve have navels? Did anyone say KIRA? GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! GRUNT! Did DSZ Intend THAT As Documentation ? Did Humpty Dumpty have major medical insurance? Did I do an INCORRECT THING?? Did I hear an echo in here? Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did I make my point yet??? Did I say HELL? I meant HECK Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! Did I see your name on the guest list at On The Rox? Did I type slow enough for you this time? Did I write this drivel? Did Its laser vision scan the fall of silent snow? Did Mr. Bell expect this?? Did my ancestors inbreed? My genes seem tight. Did Pinnochio have a woodpecker? Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum? Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did somebody fire a phaser in here? Did somebody say 'Mattress' to Mr. Lambert? Did someone say sex? Did someone say Soma? Did superman check the coin return slot in phone booths? Did the Easter Bunny have it's rabies shots?-Elmer did you back up today, did you signal ? Did you ever stop to think, and then forget to restart? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you format your brain this morning by accident? Did you hear about the BBS that.... Did you hear about the Gay Mailman looking for a malebox? Did you hear about the new deli that opened in India?? Did you hear the Enterprise is married? They engaged the Did you install the Write Only Memory? Did you know 'gullible' IS in the dictionary? Did you know 90% of all pig skins in Oz are used to hold Did you know that clones never use mirrors? Did you know that no-one ever reads these things? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you really expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you really understand that message? Did you receive a proper socialist education? Did you say MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Did you say that MNP means Modem Needs Pizza? Did you see the Mills in Kinderdijk, or do you prefer tul Didja ever stop to think and forget to start again Didja hear about the ruckus in the cemetery? It was a gra Didn't I buy a '51 Packard from you in Cairo??? Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?? Didn't I see you on America's Most Wanted?? Didn't I See Your Picture On a Milk Carton? DIDN'T INHALE? Can't he do ANYTHING right? Didn't need no welfare state everybody pulled his weight Didn't see it, don't have the T-shirt. --M. Hahn Didn't we all. Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Die smiling, life is too important to take seriously. Dieters are people who are thick and tired of it. Dieting Made Easy - By Ann O'Rexic Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. Difference between a cold and a Yugo: A cold you can get Difference between a dog and a fox? About 6 beers... Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a house and a home - a family. Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Difference between tax avoiding and evasion is 10 Years. Difference between Windows & a virus? Virus is free Difficult? I wish it had been impossible! Difficulty at the Beginning works supreme success/I Ching Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. Digimenmonic - Vanity phone numbers like 1-800-BARGAIN. Digital circuits are made from analog parts. DIGITAL had what? When? Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero ..... Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White Dijon vu: the feeling you've tasted this mustard before. Dilate............ To live long. Dilate....Italian word meaning To live long. Dilate: What happens when you live too long. Dime de lo que blasonas, y te dire de lo quwe careces. Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. DIN DIP: a European jerk. Din't mean to?! You put your sword right thru his head! Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Dinner Special, Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Chil Dinner: Dead animals and some stuff out of the ground. Dinosaur: An animal popular with children because they ca Dinosaurs are extinct - Barney should be, too! Diode: What happens to people who don't die young. Diogenes is still searching. Dios tarda pero no olvida. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy gets your out of what tact would have prevented Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!' till you ca Diplomacy is the art of saying nice doggy until you can f Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats. Diplomacy--the art of letting someone have your way. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Diplomacy: Saying "nice doggy"... until you find a rock Diplomacy: The art of letting someone else get your way. Diplomacy: the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior. Diplomacy: The patriotic lying for one's country. Direct action produces direct reaction. Direct all flames to ->NULL Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs! Director of "The Bobbitt Story": "Action!" "Cut!" "Cut!" Directory of Z:\ Dirty deeds done dirt cheap Dis Is My Tagline. Go Get Yo' Own. Right On! Disagreeable, with a little effort you can be impossible. Disastastack - Any precariously balance pyramid of goods Disaster often rests closely to success. Disatisfied with BBS performance? Hit t Disclaimer: I didn't really say this. Disclaimer: Author bears full responsibility for this mes DISCLAIMER: I said it, not my company. Disclaimer: Standard. Disclose classified information only when a NEED TO KNOW Disco is making a comeback. Disco is to music what Etch-A-Scetch is to art. Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Discontent is something that follows ambition like a shad Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur. Discoveries are made by not following instructions. Discoveries are often made by not following instructions. Discretion weaves a tangled web. Disease can be cured; fate is incurable. Disease is the retribution of an outraged nature. Dishnostic - Thoroughly cleaning each dish before using d Dishonest Person -- One who farts & blames the dog! Dishonesty, cowardice, and duplicity are never impulsive. Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. Disk Crash: Abort, Retry, Kill innocent bystanders? Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk crashes! I hate when that happens... Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct Disk error: (A)bort (R)etry (N)egotiate release of disk? Disk Mangler strikes again! Disk write error, please drop dead... Disks travel in packs. dislexic If can are you this read you Disney land: A people trap operated by a mouse. Disproving evolution does not prove creation. DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE Distance is a great promoter of adoration. Distance is irrelevant.  Pythagoras of Borg Distrust the obvious, suspect the traditional. Divers DO IT better under pressure! Divers do it deeper. Diversity is God's way of amusing himself. Diversity is the mother of continued employment. Divide Overflow, I failed grade 2 math! DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ); DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \__MINE\*.*") DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. Divorce Isn't the Answer. Shoot the Bitch. DIVORCE=system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorcee: a woman who gets richer by decrees. dl DM ADVICE: "He who buys the pizza, lives." Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented? DO : PRINT "Waiter, There's a bug in my..." : LOOP Do a good deed...Flame a moderator! Do a good deedBlow up a smurf!!! Do agnostics engage in idol speculation? Do agnostics really say, 'Oh, bother' when their planes g Do Alabama babies have a southern drool? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep --R.K.D. Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? Ask Data. Do anything rather than give yourself to reverie. Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do AZ I do Do be do be do - Sinatra Do blondes prefer gentlemen? Do camels make good pets? Do cellular phones cause reckless dialing? Do Cheshire cats drink evaporated milk? Do computer witches cast hexadecimals? Do Da, ARCidy Day . . . Do device drivers need a chauffeur's license? Do dyslexic geese fly North for the winter? Do expect me to talk?No, Mr. Bond,I expect you to die! Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do files get embarrassed being unZIPped? Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? Do fish wonder where all the toes go after Labor Day? Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do health nuts die of nothing? Do I always shrug my shoulders? I have no idea... Do I BELIEVE in the Bible?! HELL man, I've SEEN one!!! Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I coul Do I even WANT ancestors? Some found I wish I could lose. Do I even WANT ancestors? Some I wish I could lose. Do I have a lifestyle yet? Do I have this thing configured righ==T==oOo+EeeSK Do I have this thing configured righK Do I have to pee whenever I see a sign: WET FLOOR ? Do I hit [Enter] now? Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine? Do I need a Genealogical Search Warrant to see records? DO I need a modem for each phone line? Do invisible cats drink evaporated milk? Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or i Do it today...tomorrow it will be illegal! Do it with style Do less and accomplish more. Do married women make the best wives? Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me! Do MILs drink goat milk? They're always butting in. Do ministers do more than lay people? Do moderators post off-topic in other areas..? Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? Do multiorgasmic women have plethoragasms? DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. Do not adjust your set. We are in control. Do not answer fools according to their folly...-Pv.26:4 Do not applaud until you have heard the music. Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps Do not be led astray onto the path of virtue. Do not believe anything I haven't said Do not believe everything you hear or anything you say. Do not believe in miracles - rely upon them. Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them. Do not believe in miracles rely on them. Do not believe in miracles--rely on them. Do not curse the darkness, check your warranty. Do not cut along this line ------------------------------ Do not disturb -- I'm disturbed enough already. Do not disturb. We're disturbed enough as it is. Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do not drink coffee in the morning or it will keep you aw Do not drop??? Ooopps! Do not follow in the footsteps of men of old; seek what t Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy. Do not induce vomiting. Do not install prior to installation. Do not kiss an elephant on the lips today. Do not lead me into temptation, for I already know the wa Do not look in laser with remaining eye. Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball Do not merely believe in miracles, rely on them. Do not panic! It's only a Sonic Attack! Do not pay any attention to this. Do not provoke me. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do NOT push that red button over there. Do not put statements in the negative form. Do not read beyond this line. Do not remove tagline under penalty of Federal law. DO NOT REMOVE THIS TAG (UNDER PENALTY OF LAW) Do not remove this tag under penalty of death. Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law! Do not remove under penalty of law. Do not respond to this tagline! Do not sleep in a eucalyptus tree tonight. DO NOT soak me up with honey please! Do not store at temperatures above 120 degrees. Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of Do not taunt this tagline... Do not tease or feed the straight people! Do not tell big lies. Small ones can be just as effectiv Do NOT try this stunt on your PC! Do not underestimate the power of the Force. Do not use if safety seal is broken. Do not use while train is in state of Florida Do not wait for an echo when you drop a rose petal. Do not write in this space! For office use only! Do octopus get octopussy? Do our stars twinkle in angst? Do people who believe in mental telepathy invest in AT&T? Do physicists get hadrons? Do Quarter Horses have only a single leg? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg? Do radio atheists say "Send in your money & be saved?" Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? Do random acts of kindness and beauty. Do right, fear no man. Do wrong, fear no woman. Do Rock & Roll sheep listen to Ewe2? Do ROFLS have ridges? Do sick whales go to a Podiatrist? Do small blue hackers call CompuSmurf? Do something stupid again today..... Do something unusual today. Pay a bill. Do something unusual today. Pay my phone bill. Do televangelists do more than lay people? Do test tube babies have navels...hmmmmmmmmm..??? Do That To Me One More Time! Do the voices in my head bother you? Do these white hairs mean I'm turning blonde?? Do those who watch over you know about this?? Do unions picket God for working a six day week? Do unto moderators as they have done unto you! Do unto others as they should do unto you but won't. Do unto others as though you were the other. Do unto others before they undo you. Do unto others JUST BEFORE they do unto you! Do unto others, then split. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do we have to save the universe AGAIN?!?!?! Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. Do well, hear of it never. Do ill, hear of it forever. Do well, you hear it never. Do ill, hear it forever. Do what comes naturally now. Throw a tantrum. Do What I Mean! Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. (A.C.) Do what you want with the girl, just let me go! Do what you want with the girl, just let me the h*ll go! Do what you will with this , just don't bother me about i Do what you will with this T.A.G.-line, just don't bother Do what you will with this tagline, just don't bother me Do witches run spell checkers? Do ya ever thing they'll ever get back together? WHO? Y Do ya think the horse is a good 2 miler ? Yeah, 2 mile o Do you always hit the nail right on the thumb? Do you believe in magic??? Do you believe in Mental telepathy ? .... No I hear you Do you C my point? Do you ever get the feeling that the computer is pushing Do you guys know we just passed thru a BLACK HOLE in spac Do you hate to be cut off in traffic? John Bobbit does. Do you hate to be cut off in traffic? John Bobbitt does. Do you have Bernoulli sauce in this restaurant? Do you have such a thing? Do you have too much time on your hands.... Do you keep your *.BAT files in C:\BELFRY? Do you know how Al Gorr spells potato??? T-A-T-E-R -Rus Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you know JESUS? If so, tell him he owes me $2 Do you know the way to San Jose? Do you know what floccinaucinihilipilification means? Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? Do you know where your ancestors were and what they did? Do you know where your back-up is?....... Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today? Do you like me for my brain or my baud? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you plan to run?Like blazes the first chance I get! Do you prefer gin and platonic or scotch and sofa? Do you suffer from incontinence ? Use Selleys No More Le Do you suppose John Bobbitt's evidence will *stand up* in Do you suppose John W. Bobbitt's evidence will stand up i Do you think Lorena Bobbit will spend time in a penile in Do you think we could use store-bought modules from now o Do you trust your ROM to make decisions? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me! Do you wear suspenders in addition to a belt? Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all? Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more. Do your good deed for the day, Bribe a sysop. ;) Do your knees buckle, but not your belt? do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0) DOC's??? Oh, you mean the stuff you wipe up coffee with? Doc, I'm hearing music that isn't there.  Geordi Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs! Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty medicine! Docs? Last time I went, I got nasty tasting medicine. Docs? Why would I want to look at Docs? Nurses are better Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T! Doctor Radium says: "I must create a deadly virus!" Doctor who? It's the Doctor! Doctor, my brain hurts! Doctor, what are you and the Captain doing? Data Doctrine is the skin of truth set up and stuffed. Documentation - The worst part of programming. Documentation - The worst part of programming. ___ Blue W Documentation = admission of Failure? Documentation is for people who can't read. Documentation is the castor oil of programming! Documentation: The last resort. Documetation - The worst part of programming Dodger Good Buddy, Over and Out. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does "Forsaking All Others" mean I can't date? Does "gay 90s" have anything to do with Clinton's Army? Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"? Does 'Bad FAT' mean disk has high cholesterol??? Does a patriot order American in a Chinese restaurant? Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives? Does any of this make any sense? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does anybody have a ";" Reminder key? DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT A 'cAPS lOCK' KEY IS? Does anybody know what's going on? Does anybody really read these things? Does anybody still remember Venture Capital? Does anyone know where I can get a '487? Does anyone know where I can get a '587? Does anyone REALLY read these stupid taglines? Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe? Does beta testing require masochistic tendencies? Does bouncing count? Does Charles Yates wear a civil suit? Does Commander Data have an over byte? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does history record any case where a majority was right? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does it really matter which cola I drink? Does it take an entomologist to recognize a computer bug? Does killing time damage eternity? Does killing time harm eternity? Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? Does our economy move like a cancer now? dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT... Does Quasimoto ring a bell? Does steel wool come from metal sheep? Does that help at all? Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows? ___ Does the Enterprise printer use a Queue Continuum? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Does the noise in my head bother you? Does this signature remind you of Agatha Christie? Does Venus have an Earth probe? Does whisky count as beer? - Homer Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Does Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive? Does you face hurt? Well, it's killing me! Does your back go out more than you do? Does your MOM know you're reading this filth? Doesn't EVERYBODY wear straightjackets? Doesn't have the sense God gave an animal cracker. Doesn't look like his mother....could be his sister.... Doesn't matter if it's gold--long as it's silver. Doesn't she have ANYTHING better to do? Dog eat Dog!!! Ain't it the truth! Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Dog Gaskets - The black stuff that collects around an eld Dog-gone-it Jim, I'm a Doctor, Not a Magician! Doghouse: A mutt hut. Dogmas breed litters of stigmas. Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Dogs come when called; cats take a message and get back w Dogs come when you call. Cats have answering machines. Dogs crawl under fences, software crawls under Windows. Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Gates, too. Dogs crawl under gates, software crawls under Windows! Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals. Doing away with God (is) to cease to be a man Doing it the hard way is always easier. Doing my part to preserve order in the universe Doing nothing makes you tired 'cause you can't take a bre Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Dolby of Borg: They blinded me with irrevelance. Dollar: the jack of all trades. Dollars cannot buy yesterday. Dolly Parton's Biggest Hits Dolores capitis non fero. Eos do. Dominoes vobiscum. Don Barber, Route 4 Box 91A, Marietta OH 45750 Don' y'all leave now: the fun jus' started!--Gambit Don't .gif a Damn about my bad .rep-utation! Don't apologize. It's been the high point of my day. Don' Don't argue with he who buys ink by the gallon. Don't argue with he who uploades REPs by the megabyte. Don't argue with your wife - dicker! Don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what t Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't ask me; I was hired for my looks. Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't B#, don't Bb, just B natural! Don't be a fool - padlock your tool. Don't be a fool - padlock your tool. - John Bobbitt Don't be a schmuck... BE A SCHMUCK! Don't be a sexist. There are broads around here ... 8-) Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable. Don't be blinded by the charm.... take care of her Don't be fazed by new fashions in anything. Don't be fooled by imitation taglines: Buy American! Don't be held back by yesterday's DOS! Try today's OS/2! Don't be humble, you're not that great. Don't be mad about growing old, some aren't that lucky. Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that Don't be sexist. Chicks hate it. Don't be so open minded your brains fall out Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've co Don't believe anything you hear or anything you say. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't believe everything I say. Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say. Don't believe everything you say. Don't believe in miracles. Rely on them. Don't believe taglines to be reality. Don't Believe The Hype...It's A Sequel Don't believe the model is the reality. Don't blame Congress. If I had $600 Billion I'd be irresp Don't blame Congress. With $600 Billion frugality leaves. Don't blame me - I voted for Perot! Don't blame me!.....It's San Andreas' fault! Don't blame me, I voted for Bush. Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't blame me...I voted for Bush/Quayle! Don't blame me...I voted for myself. Don't blame Rush Limbaugh...I was always like this! Don't call me Samuel! don't care if I am a lemming, I'm not going! Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.! Don't confuse Growing Up with Blending In! Don't confuse me with facts!! Don't confuse me with facts, my mind is made up! Don't confuse me with the truth... Don't count the days, make the days count. Don't count your upgrades before they're patched! Don't crush that dwarf -- hand me the pliers. Don't Cut Me Short - Bobbitt boxer shorts inscription. Don't Cut Me Short - Marc Faubert boxer shorts inscriptio Don't cut off your Node to spite your Interface. Don't do it if you can't keep it up. 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Don't fool around with the knobs. I'm perfectly adjusted Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't force it; get a larger hammer. Don't forget about Beethoven, Mozart, or Rock & Roll Don't forget the Quid Pro Quo !!!!! Don't forget to close your eyes when reading a scary book Don't get discouraged...No one is perfickt. Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't get mad, get even. Don't get me wrong...but I'm right!!! Don't get stuck in a closet -- wear yourself out. Don't give *me* that "kinkier than thou" look. Don't give me a Clinton answer...tell me the truth! Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" look! Don't give me that "kinkier-than-thou" attitude! DON'T GIVE ME THAT,YOU SNOTTYFACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPIN Don't give up the ship. Give up the captain. Don't give up your sapience without a fight. Don't go away mad.... Just GO AWAY!! Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while. Don't happy, be worry! 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Don't humans just drive you nuts? Don't I know you? Don't insult the alligator till after you cross the river Don't itch for what you don't intend to scratch. Don't jerk chains unless you know where they're connected Don't judge a book by its mini-series. Don't judge a book by its movie Don't just bleed there, do something! Don't just do something, stand there! Don't just do something, stand there!!!! - MST 3000 Don't just do something, stand there. Don't just lurk there -- say something! Don't just read - write! Don't just stand there -- KNEEL!!!! Don't just stand there, say something. Don't keep doing things that can't work. Don't kid yourself. You're ugly! Don't kiss an elephant on the lips today. Don't knock President Fillmore - he kept us out of Vietna Don't knock President Fillmore he kept us out of VietNam. Don't know what apathy is and don't care.... Don't laugh - it's got warp capability! Don't laugh, my other auto is a 10mm! Don't leave home without a portable computer! Don't leave home without it, says John Bobbitt. Don't leave home without it. - John Bobbitt DON'T LEAVE ME HANGIN!!!!!!!!!!! - Pauly Shore Don't let a fool kiss you or a kiss fool you. Don't let evolution make a monkey of you. Don't let it fool you, it's written in BASIC. Don't let Kirk show you what he calls "The Captain's Log" Don't let me get too deep. Don't let reality screw up your dreams! Don't let school interfere with your education. Don't let stress kill you off - let someone help! Don't let the bugs byte! Don't let the moderator have the last word. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't let the Tute Screw YOU! Don't let your boss catch you doing this. Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out Don't light a match! Don't like the Moderator, huh! You want the job? Don't look at me in that tone of voice! Don't look at ME! I voted for Bush!! Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you! Don't Look Back. Something might be gaining on you. Don't look behind you, they're catching up with you. RUN Don't look behind you, they're watching. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't look now but your fly's open!! Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at yo Don't look now, but there is a multi--legged creature on Don't look now, but your file is unzipped. Don't lose heart, someone may want to cut it out! Don't make excuses, make good. Don't make Wilderness a Hind-sight! Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't meddle in the affairs of Wizards. Don't mess with me. You know how I get.... Don't mess with Mrs. Murphy! Don't mess with Ms. Murphy! Don't mess with those who buy ink by the barrel! Don't mince words, Rick ... what do you *REALLY* think?" Don't mind me, I've just lost my mind. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't misunderstand; I like kids. BOILED!! Don't monkey with my daggit. Don't need a new religion, haven't used up the old one. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't overestimate the decency of the human race. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!! Don't Panic! Don't Panic! [in large, friendly letters] Don't PANIC!! Don't panic!!! It's supposed to do that... I hope Don't panic. Don't Panic. Just push the Reset button. Don't panic...you have your towel, right? Don't pass around the PEPSI - don't ya know ya shouldn't Don't pet Kitty, she's still not dry! Don't pick it, it'll NEVER heal. Don't pick up that phon#!}}{) NO CARRIER Don't pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER Don't pick up the pho#@%. NO CARRIER Don't piss off a dragon. Your windshield would never sta Don't play "stupid" with me... I'm better at it! Don't play for saftey - it's the most dangerous thing in Don't play stupid with me, I have more experience. Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it than you! Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it! Don't play stupid with me....I'm better at that also. Don't put all your EXE's in one backup! Don't question authority, he doesn't know either. Don't question authority, it doesn't know either. Don't question authority..... It hasn't got a clue!!!!! Don't question authority; it doesn't know either. Don't quit until you find someone to blame. Don't read everything you believe. DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T READ THIS!!! Don't recall us...we'll recall you.... Don't regulate banks. Help BCCI and Charlie Keating. don't reply to inappropriate messages, leave SysOp do it. Don't reply to inappropriate messages, left by SysOp. Don't say to a cop, Drunk? I've only beered 2 hads. Don't say we didn't warn you. Don't sell yourself short, your wisdom is worth 2 cents. Don't send flowers or candy - send a good tagline! Don't share your telephone line with a woman! Don't share your telephone line with a woman! ___ Blue Wa Don't shoot the moderator! My dog just got meaner when he Don't shoot! I'm only the Casio player! Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace. Don't Start Any Trouble, And There Won't Be Any! Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas! Don't start with me. You know how I get. Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen! Don't steal the Government doesn't want competition. Don't steal! The government needs work too... Don't steal! The government hates the competition. Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't Steal. The government hates competition Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition. Don't stop at one bug. Don't store garlic near other victuals. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't sweat it -- it's only ones and zeros. Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things. Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent. Don't take life so seriously. It won't last. Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent. Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out alive Don't take me seriously, I don't! Don't take this personally. Don't talk to me until I've had my second cup of coffee Don't tease the Moderator ... he's nuclear capable. Don't tell any big lies today. Small ones can be just as Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you ge Don't tell me what kind of day to have!! Don't think too far beyond your next meal. Don't think women are explosive? Try dropping one! Don't Think!!!!! SCHEME !!!!! DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! Don't touch it! It's the history eraser button you fool! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't touch that! Don't trust an Info-Babe... Don't trust any program with a 1-1-80 date. Don't trust doctors, they once said you were sane. Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt with a penis! Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a *loaded* Don't trust Lorena Bobbitt, *especially* with a penis! Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't try to have the last word. You might get it. Don't type to me in that tone of voice! Don't underestimate the power of inflation. Don't Underestimate The Power of MA BELL! Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't use a long word if a diminutive one will do. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't use no double negatives. Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples! Don't vote--it only encourages them! Don't wait for the translation...answer me now! Gen.Chang Don't wait for your ship to come in, swim out to it. Don't walk through the screen door, you might strain your Don't wanna pickle; just wanna ride my motor 'cickle. Don't waste the whole day - laugh at LEAST once! Don't wear earmuffs in a land of rattlesnakes. Don't Wimp Out! Don't wiz on the electric fence. Don't work too hard- Clinton will tax all the overtime. Don't worry - *I* still like you! Don't worry about senility. When it hits you, you won't Don't worry about the world coming to an end today, it's tralia. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo. Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&#~ Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td! Don't worry, if everything worked right you'd be out of a Don't worry, nothing will happen till the music stops. Don't worry, we can get beer there. Don't worry, we can use the transporter. Don't worry. We're on a mission from God. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry: the answer's at the back of the book. Don't you dare touch that 'ignore' button!! Don't you ever say "$#%@@##" to me again! Don't you feel that your salami is on the chopping block? Don't you hate boring taglines? Don't you hate it when life doesn't follow the manuals? Don't you hate it when that happens? Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze? Don't you hate when that happens?? Don't you have something better to do? Don't you just hate it when the moderators forget this is Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns? Don't you know where *your* towel is? Don't you sometimes wish taht there was a solution to eve Don't you want to be a Block too? Don't you wish that hard drives came with driver's side a Donald Westbrook MIA 3-13-68 / You are not forgotten. Dont drop that carrier on my.. CLUNK, OWWW! Dont hide in a foxhole with someone braver than you Dont recall us ... we'll recall you Dont'ja just love $#(*^&(^ine noise? DONTREADTHISUNLESSYOUWANTTOWEARGLASSESOK Donut makers DO IT in the hole. Doodledoodledoo....BahWaahWaaaahhh...Doodledoodledoo..Bah Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!! Doom - the ultimate encounter with virtual death!!! ___ B Doom doomed Blake Stone DOOM: Where the sanest place...is behind a trigger. DOOR:(n.) Something you throw Windows out of. Dope, natures way of saying hi Doris, FOR THE BIRDS, is leading Carol astray :-) Dorothy, we're not in Kansas. Toto! you can speak! DOS + Windows + ATM < OS/2 2.0 DOS = Doesen't Opperate Swiftly DOS = Doesn't Operate Swiftly DOS ERROR: Please remove cat from drive A:.. DOS family: Female: MS-DOS Doc.: DR-DOS Engineer: PC-DOS DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1 DOS is to OS/2 as a bicycle is to a Mack Truck DOS means never having to live hand-to-mouse DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"... ___ Blu DOS Perot: you boot it; it then decides if it will run DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS. DOS Tip #17: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS DOS Tip #213-Add DEVICE=C:\EXXON.SYS to ruin your envir DOS Tip : Don't use DOS. DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file. DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable. DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your dipoles. Double your flux. Double your drive space! Delete Windows! Double your hard disk space: DELETE WINDOWS! Double your Hard Drive space: DELETE WINDOWS! Double your harddisk: Del C:\WINDOWS\*.* Double, double, tagline trouble... Doubt grows with knowledge Doubt is the beginning of wisdom Doubt is the origin of truth. Know thyself. - Socrates Doubt is the root of education, not faith. Doug: Limbless man beside a hole in the ground Down the Flagpole - By Dick Burns Down to the C in chips. Down with categorical imperatives. Down with D'Broke & F***Door! Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Download City USA 609 691-4319 Vineland, NJ Dr who? DR-DOS, the much better DOS than DOS. Dr. stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and vanish Dr. @LN@ stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and va Dr. Beckett stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and Dr. Burg stepped into the QUANTUM LEAP accelerator and va Dr. J.R. to O.R for C.P.R., P.D.Q! Dr. Kevorkian expects full payment before your visit. Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing!  Kirk Dr. Lester - that's my pants that you're wearing! - Kirk Dr. McCoy, I hate your #*@%ing human guts. Discussion? Dr. McCoy, I hate your #@!% human guts. Discussion? Dr. Procter sez: If ya got shingles, put 'em on the roof! Dr. Proctor Sez: Beer...it's not just for breakfast.. Dr. Seuss is dead. He's dead I said. Dr. Soong did not intend me to be used this way. Data Draft Beer Not People. Draft dodger as commander-in-chief...only in America! Drag & Drop: How a caveman took a wife. Drag the Joneses down to your level. It's cheaper. Dragon riders make good first impressions. Dragons - the ORIGINAL flying toasters! Dragons again? I activate my +6 St. George Surface-to-Ai Dragons again? I activate my +6 Surface-to-Air Missile b Dragons are soooooooooo stupid!! Dragons: Cuddly Flamethrowers. Dragonslayer needed. Immediate position available. Drain bamage? No thanks, I already have some. Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a swea Drama in her opinion is knowing how to fill a sweater. Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Draw from your fine command of language and say nothing. Draw this Peanut, become a senator. Draw your salary before spending it. Drawing on my fine command of English, I said nothing. Dreaded words : hard di?k failure dreaded words: hard disk failure Dreaded Words: Taking off a condom and saying "Oops!" Dreadful. Truly dreadful. But you love it, don't you? Dream of a pure planet. Dreamed of potato chips -- awoke and all my 3.5s w Dreams are composed from our successes and calamities. Dreams of war, dreams of liars, dreams of dragon's fire. Drifting farther every day. Drilling for oil is boring. Drink and drive responsibly.......don't spill your beer Drink French polish... tastes terrible, but the finish is Drink it like a man! Drink till she's cute. Stop before you get married. Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why. Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where... Drinking Kills Brain cells, But just the weak one... Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No prob. Drinking problem? I drink, get drunk, fall down. No probl Drip....Drip....Drip! Drive A: format failed, formatting C: instead. Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cre+ Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive carefully, death is so permanent. Drive defensively -- buy a tank. Drive defensively, buy yourself a tank. Drive defensively. Buy a tank. Drive it in..Push it out. Drive nail here [] for new monitor. Drive not ready E: (R)etry (G)o to Impulse (C)all Geordi Drive not ready: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)crew it! Drive Offensive...Take the road!!! -American AutoDuel A Drive Offensively! Drive Offensively! - American AutoDuel Association Drive on Parkway.Park on Driveway. America! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drive with caution...SLICKonomics just ahead. Drives used below the equator spin backwards, don't cha k Driving Lesson One: Shiny side up; rubber side down. Driving with two wheels in the sand. Drool? As in to lust after? - Data Drop a conference??? are you kidding or what? Drop by *anytime* you are feeling homesick.. Drop carrier Immediately - but try not to break it. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop that pickle. Drop the gun, Tom said with a disarming smile. Drop the vase and it will become a Ming of the past. Drop your CARRIER - we have got you surrounded!!! Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded! Drow: Because no one else wanted the Mind Flayers as neig Drs. practice medicine...that's why we're all sick Drugs, crime, sex, money...Congress is great, ain't it? Drummed to Death - By Dee Bugit Drunk Borg: "Resitance is floor-tile. Wan be sim'lated? Drunk Borg:"Rsilience in floor tile. Wan'be similated?" Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it. Drunken Borg: "Resilience in floor tile. Wan'be similat Dry dock: A thirsty physician. Dry Ice: A Carbon Dioxymoron DSN is Trek; it's not a spinoff, it's just more Trek. DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ DSZ Super8k Xmodem-The good,the bad &the ugly DTMB! Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe Due to Budget Constraints light at end of tunnel is off! Due to inflation, all clouds will now be lined with zinc. Duh, who put the lights out? Duh. . . I didn't know FORMAT C: did that!? Duj tlvoqtaH Dulce bellum inexpertis. Dum spiro spero -- As long as I breathe I hope Dumb Blonde or beer bottle: both are empty from neck up. Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Dumb v2.0: Upgrade from stupid. Dunebogey: Golf course sand trap. Dungeonmasters do it with complete control Dunno if I can take *total* excitement ... but would like Duplicat taglines are felonious. Duplicate file name or file not found - Not sure which Duplicate taglines are checked, warily. Duplicate taglines are created as a duplicate recreation. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, nearly. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, without remiss. Duplicate taglines are duplicated, yearly. Duplicate taglines are missed, barely. Duplicate taglines are removed, wearily. Duplicate taglines should be removed, even if you don't p Duplicate taglines should be removed, if you please. Duplicate taglines should be removed, please. Duplicate taglines: transmogrified text. Durians, real fruits for real people. During sex I fantasize I'm someone else -- Richard Lewis During sex I fantasize I'm someone else. Dust-balls - The cheap man's tribble. DV has a KB mouse: BigFatHairy Deal! Dwarven Thrower +3 - A magical hammer that hurls dwarves. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 Dying can be done as easily lying down. Dynamic linking error. Your mistake is now in every file Dynamic linking error: Your mistake is now everywhere. Dyslexia hot line: 1-800-123-4567, that's 1-800-467-3125 Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Dyslexic Agnostics Society Discussion Topic: Is Dog Dead? Dyslexic Atheist's believe 'There is no Dog' Dyslexic christian sells his soul to Santa... News at 11. Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa... News at 11. Dyslexic motto: wine me, dine me, 96 me! Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the world untie ! Dyslexics untie! E = mc 2 dB E Pluribus Modem E Pluribus Unum really means 'Get the hell off my Foot' E-mail from the edge. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage. e.**^B010000012f4ced... Not NOW, stupid! E=mc^2 Very good, Albert. Next time show your work. Each and everyone of you is entitled to my opinion. Each call contains only ten calories... Each class of men is created equal. Each day a day goes by. Each day the world turns over on someone who was just sit Each day we are confronted with insurmountable opportunit Each kiss is as the first. Each life has its place. Each of the kobolds has a Wand of Orcus? Each of us contains an element of insanity. Each TAGLINE contains only ten calories... Each traveler to a tyranny sees what his own ethics permi Each young doctor means a new graveyard. Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines Eagles may fly but weasels aren't sucked into jets. Eagles may soar but wabbits never get sucked into jet eng Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles May Soar, But Weasels Don't Get Sucked Into Jet En Eagles may soar, but Weasles aren't sucked into jets EAGLES May Soar,But Weasles Arn't Sucked Into Jets Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Eagles Soar!, but weasels arn't sucked into jets! Eagles soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engine Eany Meany Jelly Beany...The Spirit's are about to speak. Early to bed - makes you healthy, wealthy and boring. Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertis Early to rise and ditto to bed, makes you socially dead. Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail your friends. Earning money would be fun if it wasn't so taxing. Earth Day, brought to you by Dow Chemical. Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can. Earth was interesting, and worth the money I paid for it. Earth was not earth before her sons appeared. EARTH...If You Love It, Leave It<- Earth: Its only ours to borrow! Earth: mostly harmless. Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seas Earth: A solid substance, much desired by the seasick. Earth: Mostly Harmless Earthmen fear to bargain honestly. Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!! Easily amused, and laughing about it. East credit terms available. - Satan. East Side Abortion Clinic: No Fetus can Beat Us! Easy as 3.141592653589... Easy as pie, no fuss, no muss, no crust. easy come easy go little high little low Easy credit terms available... - Satan Easy Does It. But Do It Easy Street is a blind alley. Eat any good books lately Q Eat any good books lately? Eat at Akbar and Jeff's Airport Snackbar Eat at Tippin's Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you diet. Eat Gaseous Worms! Eat healthy, exercise daily, and die young anyway. Eat healthy, exercise regularly, and die anyway. Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway... Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud. Eat it. -A. Yankovic Eat more Possum! Eat my Jockey briefs. Eat My Shorts Eat properly, get lots of exercise - and die anyway. Eat prune yogurt for that "get up and go" feeling. Eat prunes for that "get up and go" feeling! Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat the women ---Axl Rose Eat the young! Eat triticale: 3.56 quadrillion tribbles can't be wrong! Eat well, exercise, and die anyway. Eat yogurt and get culture. Eat yogurt and get cultured Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we tagline. Eating an anchovy is like eating an eyebrow. Eating veggies=vegetarian; Jeffrey Dahlmer=Humanitarian?? ebius . This is a moebius . This is a mo ... ebius tagline. This is a moebius tagline. This is a mo .. Echo Trek: To boldly go off-topic where &#*@^$ NO CARRIE Echo users who kill their moderators. Tomorrow in NET-POL Echo y|DEL C:\*.* Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last Echo: Only thing that cheats some out of the last word. EchoMail: A Tagline distribution system Echomail: cheaper than the Post Office, and darn near as Ecky Ecky Ecky pTANG Bing whing prrn zhrrn-wup (Ni!) Eco-Tag! - Better for the Environment! Economics is not dependent on politics for its success Ed in vece del fandango, una marcia per il fango Ed McMahon of Borg- You may already be assimilated! Ed Meloan - U.S. FastEcho Registrations ... Ed Meloan - U.S. RA Non-Commercial Registrations ... Edam is not a Dutch Cheese, it's "made" backwards. Editing is a rewording activity. EDLIN - Easily Deleted, Lousy Incompetent Nuisance. EDLIN doesn't have a bug...EDLIN _IS_ a bug. EDLIN: An exercise in futility. Eds Radiator Shop:The Best Place in Town to Take a Leak. Education means developing the mind, not stuffing the mem Education which is not modern, faces the organic fate. Education, not experience, comes from reading fine print. Edward Scissorhands has jock itch! Edwin Graves P.O. Box 591 Grapevine, TX 76099 (817) Edwin Graves P.O. Box 761 Bedford, TX 76095 (8 EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeney-Meeney, Chili-beanie, the spirits are about to spe Eeny Meeny Jelly Beanie, the spirits are about to speak. Eeny Meeny, Jelly Beanie, spirits are about to speak. Eeyore of Borg: Nobody wants me to assimilate them. Effective Gun Control = Keep muzzle pointed at target. Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Efficiency is the ability to do a job well plus the desir Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Egad! I can *feel* my mind boggling... Eggheads unite! You have nothing to lose but your yolks. EGGORY (eg' er ee) n. The part of the fridge that Ego: Something which enables people to bear living with t Egotist: a person of low taste. more interested in himsel Egotist: more interested in himself than in me. Eh what? Eh, What's up doc? Eh-buh-dee, Eh-buh-dee, Ehhh --^Thhhhthat's all, Folks! - Eh? That's an interesting trick! How'd you do that? Ein unntz Leben ist ein frher Tod. EINSTEIN called---said relatively little. Einstein has "I before E" wrong in his own name, twice! Either he is dead, or my watch has stopped. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. Either it's an illusion or Steven Spielberg's head explod Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble. Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped El Kabong! El trabajo bien hecho no tiene fronteras .... Electric chairs are period furniture: they end a sentence Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time Electrician -- Person who wires for money Electricians are qualified to remove anyone's shorts! Electricians do it 'till it Hz. Electricians do it until it Hz. Electricians do it untill it Hz. Electricians do it with a charge! Electricians DO IT with a spark. Electronic Latrine, or Philosophic Melting-Pot? Electronic publishing: What's my lino? Electrons: What goes around comes around. Elegant Frankfurter - A haute dog Elephant - Mouse Built to Governent Specs Elephant - Mouse Built to Government Specs Elephant: Mouse built to government specifications Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs! Elevator goes all the way to the top but the door doesn't Elevator men do it on all floors Elevators smell different to midgets. Elevators travel in groups. Only one of them knows why. Eliashim's ViruSafe was distributed with Michelangelo. Eliminate all ethics from your diet. Eliminate government waste no matter how much it costs. Elliptic paraboloids for sale. ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! Elvis hasn't left the building, he's just in the john. Elvis is ALIVE !! Elvis is dead and I don't feel so good myself. Elvis is having brunch with Hoffa.... Elvis stamp to be printed on tiny squares of crushed velv EMail replies to nate.lipsen@execnet.com Emasculate your computer with UNIX! emd Associates, Inc.: 1993 Winona Division II Touch Foot Emergency repair procedure #1: Kick it. Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist. Emperor of Borg: Now, young Jedi...You..Will..Be..Assimi Empty vessels make the most sound. EMS Motto: You call....we haul....!! EMT's - the bondage experts En boca cerrada no entran moscas. End all foreign aide now!!! End of Message - Stop reading. End Tagline construction. The State of New Jersey thanks ENDLESS LOOP: (noun) see "endless loop" Endless Love: Stevie Wonder & Ray Charles playing tennis Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry can Endocannibalism: The result of a really hungry cannibal. endofthreadENDOFTHREADendofthreadENDOFTHREADendofthreadEN Enee, Menee, Minee, HEY MO!!! Enema - not your Aunt from Kansas. Energize!" said Picard and the pink bunny appeared... ENERGIZE, said Picard, and a pink bunny appeared Energize. Hey! Where'd that bunny come from? Energizer Bunny force fed kaopectate, finally stops going Energizer Bunny released on bail of 30,000 NiCads. Energizer Bunny still missing. Search party keeps going, Energy derives from both the + and negative Energy! +39.2.341248 +39.2.3492783. Why be normal? ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here! Engineers are better by design. Engineers do it by calculation and design. Engineers do it precisely. Technicians do it a lot. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt England & America: Two countries separated by 1 language English DO IT with an accent. English is wonderful, used correctly English teachers DO IT with dangling participles. English word for Sushi? BAIT Englishman Say: Bird in bed worth two in bar. Engraving is, in brief terms, the art of scratch. ENIGMA - A point to ponder! Enjoy life ... moderation is for monks! Enjoy life, you will never get out alive. Enjoy the Universe - it's the only one you have! Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all. Enjoys job: Needs more to do -work evaluationese Enlightenment is only a state of mind. ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe. Enough research will tend to support your theory. Enquiring minds already think they know! Enquiring minds couldn't care less! Enquiring minds want to know! Ensign Editor? He's TED, Jim! Ensign Pillsbury: He's bread Jim! Ensign Smith, why are you standing Behind Me? Ensign Walnut approaches Dr. Crusher with caution. Ensign, engage warp drive. Ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE UP! Ensign,engage warp drive. Ensign,ensign? ENSIGN, WAKE + Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. Enter catchy tag line here_______________________________ Enter FORMAT C: to continue. Enter your personal identification number. Entered @TIME@ on @DATE@ Entropy isn't what it used to be. Entropy requires no maintenance! Enveloptic - Anyone who peers thru the box opening to see Environmental condoms;y'want paper or plastic Environmentalists -- modern LUDDITES! Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. Epistle: What apostle's are always firing off. Epitaph on a gravestone: Cheerio, see you soon. Epoch: the sound made by a hen Equality of the sexes leaves women standing on buses. Equality......when's it coming? Equatt - The pasttime of trying to balance the light swit Er, how 'bout 'Biggles Combs his Hair'? Er, how about 'A Sale of Two Titties'? er... uh... um, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Bar Eradicate the Frosty Fungus! Ereshkigal: Sumero-Babylonian goddess of the netherworld Eressa: It can't be *that* bad! ERIC DAVID PERSONAL COMPUTING -- (908) 254-2977 Ernest of Borg: I'm gonna assimilate ya, Vern. Know whu Erno Rubik couldn't figure us out. ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard Error #0001: COSMOS.CFG Corrupt. Reboot Universe (Y/N): ERROR #0032: KEYBOARD NOT RESPONDING! Use Hammer? (Y/N) ERROR #0076: Check nut on keyboard Error #0099: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error #0141: Too many errors. Error #0216: Tagline out of paper ERROR #06: Bad or missing Sysop - FREE files in all areas ERROR #14: LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error #1511: Brain Offline ERROR #3214: Operator out of patience! ERROR #34BB: Thought not found: Reformat Brain (Y/N)? ERROR #4817: CPU not found ERROR #5716: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error (11): Fax Modem Not Responding, Check Hardware ERROR - (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake like it's working Error - Operator out of memory! ERROR - Unable to insert witty tagline. HUMOR.SYS corrup Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow. ERROR 103: No keyboard. <> Error 141: Too many errors. Error 144: Bit bucket overflow. Error 216: Tagline out of paper ERROR 23AF: Sector not found; Search behind couch? Error 256: Programmer Deleted. ERROR 407: Program too idiotic. ERROR 6F35: Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. ERROR 75FF: MSDOS.SYS not found. Buy UNIX? ERROR 864F: (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence With Large Hammer Error 96: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error 99: Dead mouse in hard drive. Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it ERROR D3F2: Replace user and press any key to continue. Error failed! Press any key to resume error. Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLD BEER. Sysop not loaded. Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.CAN User not loaded Error finding COLDBEER.CAN USER.SYS not loaded ERROR finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. Error loading GOD.SYS (A)bort or (U)nzip BIGBANG.ZIP. Error locating COLDBEER.CAN SysOp not loaded! Error locating MAFIA.EXE - program not executed. ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot recover COUNTRY.USA Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. Error propagates faster than truth. ERROR READING C: (A)bort (R)etry (I)mmolate? Error Reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ledgehammer Error Reading Drive Thru: (M)cDonald's (W)endy's (B)urger Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) Error reading FAT Table. Try Skinny one? (Y/N). Error reading REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. ERROR! KITTY.CAT Virus Scan has exterminated the MOUSE d Error! Tagline not found. (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? ERROR! Windows found! Formatting Drive C:! Error- REALITY.SYS not found, install TREK.SYS? (Y/n) ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded ERROR: CPU not found Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error: (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it ERROR: Cannot open CATFOOD.CAN - Eat logitech mouse inste ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN Not Found -- Operator Not Loaded ERROR: COLDBEER.CAN not found! USER.SYS not loaded. ERROR: COMPUTER POSSESSED. LOAD EXOR.SYS? (Y/N) ERROR: finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! ERROR: Incompatible File Format Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ERROR: LPT1 not found .. Use backup - PENCIL & PAP Error: No Keyboard: Press F1 to Continue. Error: Off topic. Commit sepukku? (Y/y) ERROR: opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. ERROR: REALITY.SYS corrupt. Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q) ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable Error: REALITY.SYS corrupted...Reboot Universe (Y/N)? ERROR: RUM&COKE.DRK unexpected EOF... Operator Loaded ERROR: Unable to come up with a good tagline. ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Error: User posted off-topic. Drag out in street and shoo ERROR: Your baud rate has been dropped to 300 bps. Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Error:015 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door. ERROR@34421 TAGLINE MISSING, PLEASE BLAME SYSOP. Errors show up in the duplicate while the Boss reads it. Errr, this is the ANIMAL_SEX Echo. Errymay ristmaschay andway appyhay ewnay earyay -Pig Lati eruhum, Resistance is er, futile...um, er. - Barclay of Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Eschew obfuscation Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system essed are the meek, for they make great scapegoats. Essex County: The Banana Belt of the Sun Parlour. Et in Arcadia ego. ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890 etc. etc. Easy enuff to edit. Include the comma before the add Etc., etc., etc. Etched in an eccentric impulse! Eternity is . . . a Barry Manilow concert. Eternity may well be composed of a very deep silence. Eternity? Straight ahead, turn left at infinity. Ethel the Aardvark goes Quantity Surveying. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny. EtherNet: Device used to catch the Ether Bunny Ethics is not necessarily the handmaiden of theology. Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Eufirstics - Two people waiting on the phone for the othe Eunuchs - What they did to bad programmers. Euphemist minces words, neologist mints his word Eval Day 856 * What a dead beat! Evangelists do more than lay people Evangelists do more than lay people, sometimes. Evangelists do more than lay people. Eve had an Apple, Adam had a Wang... Eve was made from Adam's Rib - a cheaper cut of meat Eve was the first woman to date a snake. Even a blind squirrel finds an occasional nut. Even a cactus needs a little water now and then. Even a hawk is an eagle among crows. Even a lot of help at the wrong time adds up to nothing. Even a noseless dog can stink. Even a philosopher gets upset with a toothache. Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even hairless heiresses are always beautiful. Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it. Even if you understood women - you'd never believe it! Even if you win the rat race, you're still a rat. Even if you're paranoid maybe they're really after you. Even moderation shoudn't be practiced to excess! Even moderation should be practiced in moderation Even Moderators need a bit of love. Even Mother Nature doesn't mess with Moderators. Even my cleaning lady won't do Windows. Even my tagline files won't do what I want! Even paranoids have enemies. Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even sliced VERY thin, baloney is never corned beef. Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the best of friends cannot attend each other's funer Even the blind can see money. Even the blunted word... is more honest than silence. - N Even the boldest zebra fears a hungry lion. Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even the happiest of amoebae lack sexual organs. Even the lion has to protect himself against flies. Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even the smallest candle dispels the darkness. Even the Tsar can't see his face without a reflector. Even this shall pass away... Even though they call it pasta now, it's still spaghetti. Even weeds have needs. Even when the words are true, they may not speak the trut Even when you're running the world, you can't get off. Events of importance often result from trivial causes. Ever caught ya'self reading taglines and skipping Ever caught yourself reading taglines and skipping messag Ever feel like you're not really wanted? * Geordi Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Ever have one of those millennia? Ever just seem to not be able to get around to procrastin Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I ... Ever notice how many taglines originated from RAH? Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ? Ever notice there's no crime at a shooting range? Ever notice we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Ever see somebody fly-by you and wish they'd get a ticket Ever since I gave up hope, I feel much better. Ever since I stopped drinking I noticed that there was a Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever stop to think and then forget to start again? Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Ever think about the fact that thorn bushes have roses? Ever wanted to download a pizza? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wish you had a copy of tomorrow's newspaper? Ever wish your kids were appliances you could turn off? Ever wonder how deep the ocean would be if sponges didn't Ever wonder how road kill gets picked up so fast? Ever wonder if vegatarians eat animal crackers? Ever wonder what happened to the beta testers for Prepara Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Ever wonder why Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo? Eveready bunny arrested, charged with battery! EverReady bunny arrested, charged with battery! Everthing put together falls apart. Every absurdity has a champion to defend it! Every anarchist is a baffled dictator. Every bicycle needs a fish. Every child should be given the desire to learn. Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable ur Every crowd has a silver lining. Every day I do my best for one more day. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every day is the dawn of a new error. Every educated man is a bully in a discussion." -- Beerbo Every great journey begins with a single step. Every hard-boiled egg is yellow inside. Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest Every huge program has a small program trying to get out. Every human comes equipped with a brain at no extra cost. Every idiot believes that they are Cassandra. Every interesting program has at least one variable, one ....... And at least one bug! Every little BYTE helps Every living thing wants to survive. Every man has a scheme that absolutely won't work. Every man is the stem of his own bloom. Every man thinks his own burden the heaviest. Every man's work is a portrait of himself. Every minute you are angry wastes 60 happy seconds. Every morning is the dawn of a new error... Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every new generation is a fresh invasion of barbarians. Every noble work is at first impossible. Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the un Every person constructs their own bed of nails. Every person gets to heaven in their own way. Every person is the architect of their own fortune Every person you meet knows something you don't. Learn. Every politician has a price, some hold bargain sales. Every problem has a solution. Sometimes. Every purchase has its price. Every qody has a qody somewhere=== Every Silver lining has a clone around it. Every silver lining has a cloud around it. Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud. Every silver lining has a dark cloud. Every solution breeds new problems. Every sound ends in silence, but silence never dies. Every sperm is Sacred! Every time I have all the answers, someone changes the qu Every time I have answers, someone changes questions. Every time I lose weight, it finds me again! Every time I think I know where it's at, they move it. Every time my ship comes in there's a dock strike. Every Titanic has its iceberg. Every valuable idea offends someone. Every why hath a wherefore. Every woman should marry - and no man. Every woman should marry -- and no man." Disraeli Everybody do the Michigan Rag! Everybody has a hungry heart, evrybody has a huhuhungry h Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. Everybody lies about sex Everybody likes a joker, but nobody loans him money. Everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so. Everybody lock and load. This could get very messy! Everybody must believe - I believe I'll have another beer Everybody ought to have a maid. Everybody ought to have a mind. Everybody point to Ray. Look at Ray blush. Everybody remember where we parked. -- Kirk Everybody remember where we parked. Kirk STIV Everybody should believe something: I believe I'll have m Everybody should believe: I believe I'll have a drink. Everybody wants a rock to wind a peice of string around Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die. Everybody's a programmer, but who's WRITTEN anything? Everyone as they loveth, some people kiss cows. Everyone complains of memory, no one of judgment. Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film. Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work Everyone has a scheme that won't work. Everyone has photographic memory, some don't have film! Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. Everyone in college always said Lorena was a cut above. Everyone is a genius at least once a year. Everyone is enthusiastic about your work. Everyone is entitled to my opinion without charge. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Everyone is equal until they make themselves not equal Everyone is gifted. but some open the package sooner. Everyone is gifted. Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone lives by selling something. Everyone lives by selling something. - R.L. Steven Everyone loves Log! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everyone meets their Waterloo at last. Everyone needs a place in the sun, especially when it rai Everyone serves a purpose in life, even if it is to be a Everyone should know where his towel is. Everyone who got where he is had to start where he was Everyone's gone to the movies. Everyone's life seems easier from the outside ! Everyone's watching YOU now... Everything alive either grows or dies. Everything bows to success, even grammar. Everything changes except change itself. Everything coming your way? You're in the wrong lane! Everything free is usually worth exactly what it cost. Everything furthers./I Ching Everything goes on sale ... right after you buy it. Everything goes wrong all at once. Everything going good? You must have overlooked something Everything here is right, but it could go wrong. Everything hurts ... and what doesn't don't work. Everything I do is needlessly violent and enormously irre Everything I ever needed to know, I learned from Krazy Ka Everything I have is HUMUNGOUS! Especially my imagination Everything I say is true, and thats a lie Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything in time is birth to some and death to others. Everything is a lot like something else. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything is possible, but nothing of interest is easy. Everything is Relative, Except Truth, Which Is Absolute. Everything is simple, they're what's screwed up! Everything looks better in COLOR! Everything put together falls apart sooner or later. Everything put together falls apart. EVERYTHING seems to make MY body grow twelve different wa Everything should be built top-down, except the first tim Everything should be made as simple as necessary. Everything should be made as simple as possible but not s everything started working perfectly.... I got worried! Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything starts as someones daydream! Everything starts in somebody's head as a daydream. Everything that is not mandatory is forbidden. Everything that's important has already been said! Everything usually goes wrong at once! Everything we put together falls apart sooner or later. Everything you know is wrong! Everything You See Here Is Opinion As A Matter Of Fact Everything's got a moral if only you can find it." Everytime I lose weight, it finds me again. Everywhere is an LD call from here. Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. Everywhere You Look...(at least around my office) Evidence of evil Borg plot: MSDOS 6.0 Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth Evil Grin #13 <<<<>>>> Evil has been dealt a serious blow, but will return. Evil is a hill. We stand on ours, speak about others. Evil is the root of all money. Buy bonds! Evil Mentalist - I think, therefore you aren't Evil won't kill us; apathy & lethargy will Evil...wicked...mean...and nasty!!... Evolution is God's way of issuing upgrades Evolution is RELIGIOUS because it can't be proven! Evolution reverses when stupid people are encouraged to b Evolution: Life's a niche and then you die. Evolution: God's way of issuing updates Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die Exactly what KIND of Water Music did you have in mind? - Exam is a four-letter word for torture... Examine the contents, not the bottle. Excellence is to do a common thing in an uncommon way. Excellent command or file name Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike office water c Excellent day for drinking heavily. Spike water cooler. Excellent day to have a rotten day. Excellent time become a missing person. Excellent time to become a missing person. Except for 75% of the women, everyone in the whole world Exceptionally well qualified: Has committed no major blun Excess is never enough. Excess Weinerage - When buns come in 8 pks and franks com Excitement is irrelevant. -- Locutus for Pontiac Excuse me - but HOW do you spell EMT ???? Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for butting in. But, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me for paging, but what does low level format mean Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me while I bang my head against a wall Excuse me while I crouch down here 'ahint my asbestos shi Excuse me worker, I'll just be a nanosecond. Excuse me, but do you have change for a carp? Excuse me, but I'm `ignorant challenged'. Excuse me, but is this my 15 minutes? Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? Excuse me, could you spare a little social change? Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, do you mind if I squish in here? - Odo Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Excuse me, while I change into something more formidable. Excuse the spelling, I have been snorting to much code. Excuses: I'm too full. Excuses: I'm too tired. Excuses: I've got to get up early tomorrow. Excuses: N: Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache. Excuses: You mean you didn't bring any [insert favorite b EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management Execute program code from Write Only Memory! Executive ability is prominent in your make-up. Exercise ? I would rather be space walking ! Exercise before kinky sex . . . be fit to be tied. Exercise is anything that makes you breath hard. Exhaustion error: DOS is too tired to boot. Exhibitionists love Windows Existence cannot be without them. Existential vacuum? Does it come with attachments? Exp Level don't count when yer dead. Expect the quest to break your heart at least once. Expenditures tend to rise to surpass all income. Expensive imported beer is good for the sole. Experience is a comb that nature gives us when we are bal Experience is a good teacher but her fees are high Experience is directly proportional to mistakes made. Experience is directly proportional to ruined equipment. Experience is nothing but a lot of mistakes. Experience is something you don't get, 'til you need it m Experience is the comb life gives you after you're bald. Experience is the name everyone gives to his mistakes. Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you w Experience is what you get when you don't get what you wa Experience should be a guide post, but not a hitching pos Experience varies directly with equipment ruined. Experience varies directly with the equipment ruined. Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. Experience: What you get when you don't get what you want Experiencing synaptical difficulties; Please stand by. Experiencing Synoptical Difficulties, Please Stand By. Experiments should be reproducable, Expert - anyone from out of town. Expert - knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed. EXPERT - Some unknown drip under pressure. Expert - Someone who knows less, but makes more money. Expert- an x is an unknown, a spurt is a drip under press me unknown drip under pressure. Expert--anyone from out of town. Expert--knows tomorrow why today's prediction failed. EXPERT: called in at the last minute to share the blame. Expert: Someone who's made all the possible mistakes. Explain a slide rule to today's youth. Explain counter-clockwise to someone with a digital watch Explode into pieces, you source code -- Asreil, programme Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 1 Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon! Exploding Windows....GOOD Exploding Drives......NOT GOOD! Exploding WP 51 Falls Out Of Windows... GIF at 11 Explosive when wet Express yourself with Blue Wave, not with silver! Expresses self well: Can string two sentences together -e External Storage - Wastebasket. Extinct species will never be Born Again. Extra! Extra! Dyslexic anticristian sells soul to Santa Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. Extremism in anything is. Just extremism. Extremities where I can see them! - Odo Extrusion, Science, Art, and luck Exxon - greasing the coastline for smoother boating! Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a side of fries, please. Eyeing little girls with bad intent... Eyes open, mouth shut, safety off. EZ 2.0: 5 years in the waiting, um, making. EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... SLMR stays! EZ come... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! oppps OLX Ezz beeg trouble for moose and squirrel.. E^2/c^2 = p^2 + m^2*c^2 F r o m the s l o w s p e a k e r s o f A m e r i c F u cn rd ths u cnt spl wrth a drn!. F u cn rd ths u mst b n nglsh tchr! f u cn rd ths, itn tyg h myxbl cd. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng F-117...the sound of freedom. F-Shock - Discovering, after having a flash photo, that y F.S.A. - Federation Starship Association F.S.A. - Look for the white Runabout F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry] F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Faber Fedor: The #1 cause of teenage pregnancy in America Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Face it, Michael had a hand in it. Facing the facts makes it hard to get up in the morning. Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones. Fact need not be multiplied beyond necessity. Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't. FACT: A conservative will blink when struck with a hammer Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate. Fact: Most criminals were raised by heterosexual parents Fact: Nothing in Cheetos Cheesepuffs may be found in natu FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe. Facts are obstinate things. - Joseph Stalin Facts are stubborn little bastards, be careful with them. Facts are stubborn things. Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. Facts do not support Egos; they support Ideas. Facts Just Get In The Way And Impede Progress Facts, though interesting, are in my opinion irrelevant. Facts, though interesting, are usually quite irrelevant. Fahfegnookie - Fun in the backseat of a Volkswagen! Fahrvegnookie: (n) sex in a Volkswagen. Fahrvergnukie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen. Fahrvergngen! Say the word! HUH? Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Failure is never fatal and success is never final. Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emerg Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall. Faint hearts never win in love nor sell life insurance. Faire DOS 6.2: (A)bort, (R)etry, (N)o Worries, M'Lord! _ Faith cometh by hearing and hearing from the Word of God Faith goes out through the window when beauty comes in. Faith is believing what you know ain't so. Faith is the bird that sings while it is still dark. Faith will not die while seed catalogs are printed. Fake it till you make it. Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve Fall Not In Love, It Will Stick To Your Face Fall, when trees change from Beatles to Yul Brynners. Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash. Falling lenses are attracted to rocks Fallopian tube - part of a television. False appearance of fine speech Fame is a magnifying glass. Fame is proof that people are gullible. Fame: Chiefly a matter of dying at the right moment. Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds consent. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children Familiarity breeds contempt, don't forget children also. Familiarity breeds familiarity. Familiarity breeds. Family Tree ???? More like a noxious weed Famous Last Words : "This dungeon is a pushover." Famous Last Words: I only had a couple beers. Famous Last Words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car Famous last words: "Awww... cut it out." - John Bobbitt Famous last words: "Awww... cut it out." Big John Bobbit. Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it". Famous last words: "Dragon, what dragon?" Famous last words: "Go ahead Lorena, I dare you! Famous last words: "I found the TRAAAAaaaaaaaapppp!" Famous last words: "I only had a couple beers." Famous last words: "Look at all the Indians." --Gen. Cus Famous last words: "Magic-users are WIMPS!" Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon." Famous last words: 'You saw a WHAT around the corner?!' Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it. Famous last words: Only had a couple beers; gimme my car Famous Last Words: Trust me. I know what I'm doing. Famous Last Words: Watch me goose that sleeping dragon! Famous words, "Trust me, I'm a consultant." Fanatic: Can't change his mind; won't change the subject. Fanaticism: Redoubling effort when your aim is forgotten. Fancy that .....I most certainly DO! Fandom and computers, there HAS to be cheaper hobbies. Fandom is my shelter from an insane world. Fanny Hill was an 18th century call girl without a phone. Far duller than a serpent's tooth to spend a quiet youth. Far Right: Fascist, Far Left: Communist. Same thing diff Farfignewton Farfignewton - a long way 'till the next cookie.. Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: German for "ergonomic cookie." Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Farfrompoopin...German word for constipation. Farmers are just plain folks. Fartfignewton...caused by eating too many fig newtons Fartvergngen..the pleasure of breaking wind. Fascinating Captain. Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected Spock Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. Fascinating, Captain! - Spock. Fasinating fact #234: Rats can't vomit. Fast women in Arkansas??? Nope, they put a Governor on t Fast. You want Fast? Here's FAST! Fasten your seatbelt...I wanna try something... Faster than a speeding ticket! Faster, Cheaper, More Efficient - Modems or Wives Fat heads, lean brains. FAT TABLE CORRUPT. Please lose weight. Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life! Fatal Database Error #10070: late for work FATAL ERROR #10070: Sysop late for work Fatal error at 2dh^^Abort, Retry, Ignore, Curse me out? Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers FATAL ERROR using Mouse: Please bury/replace. Fatal Error! Windows broke. FATAL ERROR: User Executed Fatal error: NBC deleted Quantum Leap, undelete ??? Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space. Fatal Error: You're dead. FATAL LOGIC ERROR - Engage Brain and (R)etry Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it Fatal System Error: (A)bort (R)etry (G)et OS/2 Fate drove me here, and told me to get out of the c Fate favours fools, children and ships named Enterprise. Fate is just the weight of circumstances... Fate Protects fools, children and ships named Enterprise Fate protects fools, small children, and ships named Ente Fault lies with systems not the technologies involved. Faults are thick where love is thin. Faults do not an earthquake make. Fauns are never Satyr-sfied! Fax - (405) 946-4679. Prodigy = rhhp18a, Fax and ye shall receive. Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies! FBI - Federation of Borg Immolators Fear is only another form of awareness - Charlie Manson Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt. Fear is: Seeing NetMail from a moderator in your mail pac Fear not, for I have given you authority Fear of crowded holiday shopping: Santa Claustrophobia FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real. Feather by feather the goose is plucked. Feathers are so expensive now that DOWN is up. Features should be discovered, not documented! Feces Occurs. Federal Law Prohibits the removal of this tag Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feed Your Need To Read. Feel folded, spindled or mulilated, call... Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feeling compressed ARJ you? Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *" Feet Smell? Nose Run? Hey, you're upside down! Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey, you're upside down! Feet smell? Node run ? HEY , you're upside down! Feliz Natal e Feliz ano Novo -Portuguese Christmas Fellow with closed mind often has open mouth. Felson's Law: To steal ideas from one person is plagiaris s research. Female programmers get their bits twiddled. Females have PMS, I have SRH, Sperm Retention Headaches Feminine Protection? A chartreuse flamethrower? Feminism was created so ugly women could mix with others Feminism: It's because of men that sh*t happens. Feminism: The radical idea that men are scum. Feminist bookstores have no humor section. Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt a real cut-up. Feminists regard Lorena Bobbitt as a real cut-up. Fencers DO IT with long thrusts. Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate! Fer sell cheep: IBM Spel chekker. Wurks grate. Ferengi Rule: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit! Ferengi/IRS:sound that same? I wonder WHYYYY?!?! Ferengi: Little Used-Car Salesmen of the Galaxy. Fett, target your blaster at the nearest moderator AND SH Feudalism : It's your Count that votes. Few great men could get past the Personnel Department. Few of us can stand prosperity -- someone else's. Few people know how to be old. Few problems cannot be solved by proper application of hi Few things are as painful to us as the truth. Few things are painful as the truth realized too late. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. FF bottles of beer on the wall fflush and then wwash your hands. fh|$ fagL|ne made fGfm GScYcLed ac|| chaGacfSG$ Fibonacci Numbers: The mathematical explanation of life. Fiction: It can't hold a scandal to biography. Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails. Fidelity: A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be Fido has been a good dog, he's been bringing me messages. Fido must be sick. Its nodes are stopped up! Fido's been bringing me messages. Good boy. FIDO-1:3640/19, 1:3628/7 Internet-leapentrps@aol.com ITC- Fidonet Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Fifty bucks, Grandpa. For seventy-five, Grandma can watc Fifty-eight per cent of all cars coming into Britain are Fifty-seven channels and nothin' on... FIGHT CRIME SHOOT BACK! Fight on for ol' SC! Fight organized Crime!!! Abolish the IRS!!! Fight organized crime, stamp out the IRS! Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War, Not Wars! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. Figures don't lie, but liars can figure! File cannot be copied onto itself. File COLDBEER.CAN not found - Operator not loaded! File not found "LIFE.DRV", life halted. File not found .. Strike any User to continue. File not found, but if you'll hum a few bars... File not found, I'll load something *I* think is interest File Not Found, please check Lost and Found Department. File not found. (A)abort, (R)retry, (S)smack the friggin File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/n) File Not Found. Smack USER and retry. File Not Found. Backup Not Found. Sure you don't want a d File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) File not found....Now you're in the DEEP doodoo! File not found...shall I fake it? File Not Found: (A)bort (R)etry (H)it it with a betleH! File not found: Loading something that looked similar. FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIVE_ME_ONE Filet Mignon: An opera by Puccini. Fill'em up with ZIP standard sir? No, ARJ premium please! Film Ventures International....guaranteed to show up on M Filth & profanity tolerated here! Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works, something ha Finagle's Fourth Law: Once a job is messed up, anything d it worse. Finagle's Law: The perversity of the universe tends towa Finally both Oars in the Water - Floating Finally, a liberal opposition! Financial help can be arranged. It's just very expensive! Find a JOB/keep your options open! Online Opportunities: Find Jesus? I didn't know he was LOST! Find Jesus? I didn't know he was lost. Try under the sofa Find out how many friends you have... rent a beach villa. Find out what you do not do well and DON'T DO IT Fine = Tax for doing wrong. Tax = Fine for doing fine. Fine day for a good workout. Steal something heavy. Fine day to throw a party. Throw him as far as you can. Fine, Fine...Have your Klingon servent get some chairs! Fingers not found - Pound head on keyboard to continue. Finish your backup, and later on we can have Ice Cream! Finish your mail packet! Children are offline in India. Fire all phasers! Fire at Will! >ZAP< THANK you Data...I mean, 'Number On Fire at will, Not at Will! FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE Fire In The Hole FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. Fire, burn; and, caldron, bubble - MacBeth Fire, Mr. Worf! Fire, Ready, Aim! Firemen DO IT wearing rubber. Firemen like things HOT! Firmness in politics is called obstinacy in a donkey. FIRMWARE: Hardware that is starting to melt. First Amendment: use it or lose it. First Barney, then Michaelwho's next? First came reality. Then there was Wolfenstein 3D. Now th First contact missions mean virgin planets!  Riker First Hillary, then Jennifer, now the rest of us. First Hillary...then Gennifer...now us! First Law of Advice: The correct advice is to give the ad First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin First study the enemy.Seek weakness. First they take your money, then your clothes. First thing we'll do is kill all the lawyers! First you take a leak. First, draw the curve; then, plot the data. First, you take a leek--- Fish and guests smell in three days. Fish and Tempura vegetables being BATTERED! Fish are so hard to toilet train. Fishermen DO IT with long rods! Fishing is a delusion surrounded by liars in old clothes. Fishing rod: a hook at one end, a fool at the other. Five is right out. Five years from now, will they have a Soviet Reunion? Five, Six, Seven, Seven A, Nine, Ten Fjord [n] - A make of Norwegian automobile. Fla Come on vacation, return on probation Flair - 11 times the Man. V&T BBS - 14 times the BBS! Flame On: something moderators will ban you for doing Flamers have uncontrollable vowel movements. Flamethrower not included... Flanacles - The chains attached to bank pens to prevent t Flanders of Borg...Hideho, it's time to assimilate neighb Flannister - The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack toget Flash! Bill Clinton nominates Lorena Bobbit for Surgeon G FLASH! Lorena Bobbitt nominated as Surgeon General! Flash!! Judge Gives Drunk Six Months in Violin Case Flattery is counterfeit money, circulated by vanity. Flattery is the sincerest form of lying. Flattery really works: As you snow, so shall you reap. Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'. Flattery: Cologne water, to smell but not swallow. Flaws in the system will now become severe - Ian Malcol Flee at once, all is discovered. Flick Lives! (my wife told me to use this...) Flim flam? * Worf Flirt with me like that again and I'll follow you anywher Flirting gets you nowhere but taglines always welcome. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS HUMOROUS. Flirting with the Moderator is ALWAYS on-topic. Floating Conference Host Floating Pointers; When in water, do they REALLY float? Flocks of pigeons! There will always be an England! Floggings will continue until morale improves Floggings will continue until morale increases. Flon's Law: There is not now, and never will be, a langua east bit difficult to write a bad program. Floor: The place where you keep your clothes. Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble. Floppy Joe: Home Computer addict FLOPPY JOES: Home computer addicts Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? Floppy not responding--formatting HDD! Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well? Floppy not responding. Format hard drive instead? Floppy not responding...Format HARD DISK instead (Y/n)? Florida -- the Punshine State. Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest wit Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation Florist: A petal pusher. Flotion - The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytim FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLUFF FLU FLUFF! Fluoridate martinis: holes in your liver not your teeth. Flutists do it with a trill. Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground... a Flying saucers are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. Focault was a real swinger. Focus? When's the Picture? Fog is an extremist. Fold and tear here. Tape closed before mailing. --- Fold, spindle and mutilate, see if I give a damn. Folks playing leapfrog must complete all jumps. Folks who have no vices have few virtues. Folks who like Macs usually got a deep discount. Follow the wise few rather than the vulgar many. Follow the yellow rubber line ... Follow your heart and let your head take care of itself. Followed by the explosive harpoon Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! fOO +++uC++ $Ex aIIEcf$ YOUr EyE$ig++f Food .... a wonderful thing to waist! Food is so expensive, anyone who burps is a liar. Food! Dabo! Drink! Money! Hand.. mine.. GIVE!!!! -Quark Foolish fears drive away good fortune. Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. FOOTBALL PLAYERS are measured by the yard. Football players do it after they are blitzed. Football players do it by getting four tries to penetrate Football players do it by getting the quarterback into th Football players do it in a huddle. Football players do it in the end zone. Football players have odd shaped balls. Footprints in the sands of time are never made by sitting For 94 Bobbitt Taglines, see my post to CAL WEBSTER: For a Breath, I Tarry.... For a bug-free environment do NOT run this program. For a crime this outrageous we sentence you to 2 weeks of For a funny quote, call back late. For a good prime, call: 391581 * 2^216193 - 1 For a good time call 1 (203) 693-9201 For a good time call 911. For a good time, call (408) 555--1212. For a good time, call 1-800-3IBMOS2 For a good time, call Ron on the Disco hot line: 1-800-GE For a good time, type FORMAT C: For a guy, you're remarkably perceptive! For a mountain, I am very young. For a man - I am just ri For a nun buying clothes may be habit-forming. For a photographer, life is just a bed of poses For a real smoking pleasure, smoke Spotted Owl Cigars For a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients. For a snark is a boojum, you see. For access to pirate files hit For address, send a SASE to..... For all you do, disk bugs for you. For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For an exciting time, type ECHO Y | FORMAT C: > NUL For any action there is an equal and opposite criticizer. For at the end of history lies the undiscovered country. For best results, squeeze from the bottom of the tube. For carnival we put masks over our masks. For CAUTION! Tags, see my post to Rick Burg. For Confucius Tags, see my post to Cal Webster. For Customer Support, dial 1-800-HAHAHAHA For Dessert? I'll take a piece of cherry 3.14159! For discussion only. Not to be relied upon. For every action there is an equal and opposite governmen For every action there's an equal & opposite criticism For every action, there's a = govt. agency. For every battle honor, 1000 heroes die unknown For every soul, you are bound to find a heel. For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision. For further discussion. :-) For further information, consult GOD. For God's sake get off! She's dead, Jim! For God's sake, Jim, I'm a doc...oh, never mind... For great wrong doings there are great punishments For it is the doom of men that they forget. For it is the doom of men that they forget. - Merlin For many, the declension of life is: I go, you go, ego. For my next trick I'm lighting myself on fire! For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For now, let us PARTY!!!!!!!!!!! For now.......Let's Party!! For once I'm at a loss for words. Mark down the date! For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind o For private files, press CTRL ALT DEL For programmers, Insomnia isn't a problem, it's a require For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. FOR SALE - Encyclopedia, hardly used. My wife knows EVER For sale cheap: Write-only memory chips. For Sale. Diamonds $20; microscopes $15. For Sale. Eight puppies from a German Sheppard and an Ala For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifles. Never fired, only dropped once. For Sale: Used taglines, 8 bits ea. call 555-FUNY. For sale: 1/2 piece of mountain climbing rope - cheap. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes. For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows. For Sale: Long Range Barney Assault Rifles. For sincere personal advice, page your sysop at 3 A.M. For some Reason, reality is an illusion. For some, reality is an illusion. For some: know God & know peace/others: no God & no peace For something you really want, the price is always high. FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. For tagline, insert 50 cents in slot |_______| For that rundown feeling - jaywalk. For the captain ashore, I wanna go home. For the last time, don't exaggerate! For the millionth time, don't exaggerate! For the moment. This baby's working. * O'Brien For the non-discriminating, non-judgemental, psychotic, a For the Snark *was* a Boojum, you see. For the times...they are a'changin'.... For these prices, you can't expect real quotes. For they are subtle and quick to anger. For THIS I bought a computer? For those 'special' times... For those of you who think life is a joke, just think of For those that like that kind of book, that is the kind o . For those who choose to BBS with the very best. For those who have better things to do with their time, b For those who like peace & quiet: a phoneless cord. For tomorrow I diet . . . For want of the price of tea and a slice... For warm boot, put computer in dryer for 20 minutes. For what it's worth!!!! For when you're tired of choosing the lesser of two evils For your penance, say five Hail Marys and one loud BLAH! Force Blue Cross & Blue Shield & friends into home and ca FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. FORD: Found On Road Dead. Fords Rule! (chevys just drop trans. parts all around!) Forecast for tonight: Dark Forecast for tonight: Dark all night. Forensic Scientists always know who's been there! Forest Fires Prevent Bears Forest Lawn is nice to visit, but nobody lives there. Forests lovely, dark & deep ... I have promises to keep. Forevergaffer: The never-ending list of credits at the en Forewarned is forearmed, usually right in the face. FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. Forget RTFM - Call the author at home. Forget *HIM* it's time to run a *HER* for president. Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you. Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows! Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! (@ 23:45) Forget RTFM..., Phone the Author at home! Forget RTFM: call the author at home! Forget the Joneses.... I can't keep up with The Simpsons Forget whales, save Jupiter for when Earth is used up. Forget your origin, always know where you're heading. Forget. Forgive us for shooting those who trespass against us. Forgive us, for we know not what we do. Not that we CARE Forgive your enemies - nothing bothers them so much. Forgive your enemies but never forget their faces Forgive your enemies but never forget their names. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their true names. Forgotten men at the bottom of the economic pyramid. Form emptiness, emptiness form. Format all 10? Only 3 fit in the slot. Format another (Y/n)? Format another .QWK file (Y/n)? Format C: Kills software bugs dead. Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Format Drive C: ? [Y]es [O]k [F]ine by me Format Hard Drive: (Y)es, (O)k, (F)ine with me Formatting Forrest: Limbless man surrounded by a lot a trees Fort St. John: What hell would be like if it did freeze o Fort Wayne is not the headquarters of F troop. Fortes fortuna adjuvat Fortinlee, I downt nead a spel checkr. Fortunately... no one's in control. Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment. Forty-two, said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and c FORVAL MODEMS, A Glance Into The Future! Fotoflagellation - The act of waving a Polaroid so it dev Foul Air Renders Thousands Sick Found a piano stool it was Beethoven's last movement. Found a piano stool, and I thought pianos were housebroke Found Jesus? Where were his bones discovered? Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is b Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?) Found [WHALE] virus. Thank god! We can eat now! Founding member: Jasper Pino fan club Fountains mingle with the river, rivers with the ocean. Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Four Food Groups: Beer, Chips, Chocolate, Pretzels. Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable! Four minus two is one and the same. Four out five people think the fifth is an idiot. Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary is lying. Four out of five herrings that smoke get bagels. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover Fractionation--1/3-world country. Frailty, thy name is Seagate. Frank: Limbless man on a barbeque Frankly my dear, I don't give a download! Frankly my dear, I don't give a download. -Rhett Sysop. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Fraud(n): A telephone number starting with "1-900" Free and single again! Free bank with the purchase of any toaster. Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap. Free communication, free thought! Free Sex is all I can afford after Taxes!! Free speech: say anything you want as long as you don't m Free the Indianapolis 500. FREE THE KIDS! Stop violence against children. Freedom begins when you tell Mrs Grundy to go fly a kite. Freedom is a hard-bought thing - A gift no man can give. Freedom is doing what you like, happiness liking what you Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Freedom isn't free. Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit Freedom of religion is also freedom FROM religion. . . Freedom rings where opinions clash. Freedom, like crabgrass, keeps popping up Freeze burn - Fascinating effect on a screen when a film Freeze! Assume the Ctl-Alt-Del position. FReq: "PIONEER" for PNI Pack; "HOT" Hot Info (14k);"FILES Fresh from the Box. Friction is a drag. Friday means two more working days 'til Monday. Friday the 13th Part XXXVI: Jason takes the Enterprise Friday the 13th Pt. 25  Jason takes the Enterprise! Friday the 13th Pt. 25 Jason takes the Enterpris Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason take the Enterprise Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise Friend or Foe?????????????????? Friend: Anyone who has the same enemies you have. Friendly fire - ISN'T ! Friends are people you can be quiet with. Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends Come And Go, But Relatives Never Leave... Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate. Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends don't let friends become moderators. Friends Don't Let Friends Buy Modems Friends don't let friends buy Tandy Computers. Friends Don't Let Friends Do Windows Friends don't let friends drink and post. Friends don't let friends drive Fords Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars! Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars. Friends don't let friends eat meat. Friends Don't Let Friends Use 2400 Baud!!!! Friends don't let friends use Amigas! Friends don't let friends use Apples. Friends don't let friends use DOS 4.xx! Friends don't let friends use Prodigy Friends Don't Let Friends Use Windows Friends don't let friends use Windoze. Friends don't let friends use XMODEM! Friends don't let friends vote Democratic. Friends don't let friends vote Republican. Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2! Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate. Friends, Romans, and countrymen, lend me your ears. Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your s! Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your taglines! Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses o Friends: People who dislike the same people we do. Friendships are not always preserved in alcohol. Frighteningly, at any given moment an hour has just passe Frigidalien - Any nonfood item (film, batteries) kept in Frisbyterian: when you die, your soul goes up on the roof Frog philosophy: Time's fun when you're having flies! FROG,n. An amphibian with edible legs. Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them. Frogs have it easy - they eat what bugs them. from a different perspeCtive From an island somewhere in the Pacific. From C:\*.* to shining C:\*.* From Canada's beautiful east coast, Nova Scotia! From every mountainside, let freedom ring. From Hell's kitchen, I baste thee!  Khan From here to there and back From listening comes wisdom, from speaking, repentance. From Sharp minds come... pointed heads. From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love... From the creative workshops of Soong, Inc. From the Department of Redundancy Department From the Department of Redundancy Dept. From the Desk of the Happy Hacker... From the J.S. Bach Planned Parenthood Center From the land of graft and corruption! From the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe... From the Spelling Cop to the Topic Cop. From The Valley of The Dulls - Lehigh Valley, From Victoria, Jewel of the Pacific! From what I've tasted of desire... -- Frost From: Mike Zier Read: Frontier: Elite II - The choice of the new gaming gene Frood: really amazingly together guy Frosty the snowman has snow balls ... Frugality: who can afford it? Frungy! Frungy! Frungy! Frhe Weihnachten und ein Gtes Neues Jahr -German Christ Frhliche Weihnachten und ein glckliches Neues Jahr -Ger ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY! FUBAR: Fouled Up Beyond All Repair FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief Fudd's First Law: "If you push something hard enough, it Full retro-thrust and ten degrees starboard!!! (Or, somet Fully compatable with everything, past, present, or futur Fumasphere - The row of seats adjacent to the smoking are Fun with Greek #4: Fee, , fo, fum! Fun, fun, fun, 'til her daddy takes her Blue Wave away! Function call to load Windows: here_piggy_piggy_piggy_pi FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. Fundamentalism means never having to open your mind. Fundamentalism: religion for the stupid. Fundamentalist Christianity: Please help find the cure. Fundies are like farts. All smoke, and they leave a bad Funnier than Johnny Carson, but then again, who isn't? Funny how life imitates LSD. Funny off-topic messages are always on-topic. Funny Tagline Funny Tagline #8787874.4989 Funny Tagline 1/4 Funny Tagline 2 Funny Tagline 2.0 Funny Tagline NOT Funny Tagline Part Deux! Funny thing about Democrats is that they don't believe in Funny thing.... harder I work, luckier I get. Funny, NET_DEV gets along fine without a moderator. Funny, only sensible people agree with me. Furtail Dash - Phenomenom of noticing something scurry, l Further, higher, faster, onward, upward... Future Headline: MICHAEL JACKSON GETS OFF DUE TO HUNG JUR Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening Future, n. That period of time in which our affairs prosp e, and our happiness is assured. Fuzzy project goals avoid the embarrassment of estimating Fhrvergngen: German for no leg room G = Guns; PG = Plenty of Guns; PG13 = More than 12 Guns. G M, From The Nice Folks Who Brought Them The Atom Bomb! G'day mate, throw another cat on the barbie? G'day, Bruce! Oh, Hello Bruce! How are you Bruce? G'head! Tell me what you REALLY want. G.I. Series....... Ball game between soldiers. G.I. Series: A military baseball game. G=girls, PG=pretty girls, PG-13=pretty girls over age 13 G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns. Gaack is always best when served live Gaakk..it's not just for breakfast anymore! Gabledygook - Any phrase rendered unintelligible by Clark Gajan Kristnaskon kaj Felican Novan Jaron -Esperanto Chri Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans. Gamblers take heart! Capital gains tax is over. Gambling: a way of getting nothing for something. Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat! We believe GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES!SEMAG!GAMES! Gang Banging? Isn't that what they do when they shoot ea Garbage In, Gospel Out Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickl Garcon! Take this grenade to the chef- very quickly, plea Gardian Knot: A tangled garden hose. Garlic is good for you! Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains Gary Trudeau for President! Gary, Melody...Time to eat! Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOFF!! Gasoline and a match really can make a cat go WHOOOOOOFFF Gasp, someone else got thru the busy signal! Gates' wedding -billed as MSWedding v.1.0 Gather 'round like cattle and ye shall be herd. Gauzepressions - The gray sticky outline left behind by a Gawd I love blondes. NOT! Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote " Gay community in Calgary selling Fruit Cakes to promote g Gay friends can be a real pain in the arse ! Gay friends can be a real pain in the ass! GCC 2.0 is to C as SVR4 is to Unix. Gee that lightning sure is bri#@$%^#$%^...NO CARRIER Gee Toto, I don't think we're in 1:3603/2003 anymore! Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Gee whiz, Madonna, what a neat concert! (barf) Gee Wiz, I didn't know DOS is that stupid! Gee! Slow day on the nets ... only 1,100 messages to read Gee, did I really just send $20 in for SLMR?!?!?!?!?!? Gee, great soap opera on TV... "The Trial of a Bobbitt" Gee, I *also* have a lot of opinions. Want some? Gee, I should have had another Cold Frosty Bud -Socrates. Gee, I wonder what this key does. Gee, Mr. Wizard! Aren't nuclear reactors dangerous Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, Gee, there must be hundreds of em! -- Carl Sagan, age Gee, Toto, I don't think we're in Windows anymore. Gee, Toto, I don't think we're Windows anymore. Gee, Ward, weren't you kind of hard on Beaver last night. Gee,Toto...I don't think we're in Windows anymore. Gee... What's that ticking in the corner. Gen. Custer, can I be excused for this afternoon? Gene Police: "*YOU*! Outta da pool!!!" Gene Police: "Hey YOU! Get out of this pool." Gene Police: "HEY! YOU! Out of the pool!" Gene police: You! : OUTA THE POOL! Gene Police: YOU! Out of the pool. Gene Rodenberry, 1921-1991: Shakka, when the walls fell. Genealogical fishing is done just for the halibut. Genealogists believe they can always trace an ancestor. Genealogists do it in the library. Genealogy = A DNA square-dance in the Thighlight Zone Genealogy. Tracing descent from someone who didn't Genealogy: It's all relative in the end anyway. Genealogy: Looking for bones in the closet. Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother & sister. Genealogy: tracing us back to the same brother and sister Geneology: chasing your own tale. General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore General Brain Failure. (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h, GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Shotgun ? GENERAL FAILURE [A]bort [R]etry [F]ire shotgun General failure error reading author's mind! General failure reading drive A: - Please remove fist. General failure reading drive A: Abort, Retry, Salute? General Failure reading John Dvorak General Failure reading Tagline. General stupidity error reading drive C General Tagline Error ... grunge message (Y/N)? Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic Tag Line #9 Generic Tagline GENERIC TAGLINE * I have no imagination! Generic Tagline v2: [ ]Flame [ ]Political annoucement [ Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [X] Generic Tagline v5: [ ]Flame Moderator [X]Flame Sysop [ ] Generic Tagline v5: [X]Flame Moderator [ ]Flame Sysop [ ] Generic Tagline: [ ]Humorous [ ]Insightful [x]Stupid Genetics: Why you look like your father, or should. GEnie Address G.EHRICH Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline! Genius does what it must; Talent what it can Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Genius has its limits, but stupidity has none. Genius has its limits...Stupidity DOESN'T! Genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration. Genius is 10 percent inspiration and 50 percent capital g Genius is the talent of a man who is dead. Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thu Genius starts at the top and works up. Genius, like magic, is inexplicable. Genius: One who can do anything except earn a livi Genius: One who can do anything except earn a living. Gentleman: one who can play bagpipes but chooses not to. GENTLEMAN: one who plays the bagpipes but doesn't! Gentlemen's agreements can get very ungentlemanly. Gentlemen, it appears to be unanimous that we cannot agre Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc. Geochronologists will date any old thing. Geologist -- Fault finder Geology - The study of big rocks, little rocks and dirt. Geometry: what the acorn said after it grew up. Geordi: "I'm too sexy for my beard." George Bush spelled sideways is O, he buggers George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership" George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents. George Orr, George orr, Georgeorr, georgeorr,... George Orwell was an optimist. George Orwells origional title was 1948. He was right, l Georgia is NOT on my mind. Georgia is on my mind. Georgia REALLY sucks. Geouch - Sharp rock one always finds underneath one's sle Geraldo of Borg: Next, brothers who assimilate sisters. Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us Geraldo Rivera wants to do a live special about us, but w Geraldo Rivera: Genetic experiment gone bad? Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah! German Army Motto: "Third Time Lucky" German for bra-Holdsemfromfloppin. German for constipation: Farfrompoopin'. German word for constipation, Farfrompoopin! German Word for Constipation: Farfrompooping! German word for virgin: Guttentight german word for virgins: Guttentight Gesundheit - The answer to the common cold Gesundheit! get a Blue Wave mail door... GET A CLUE. Cost. 50 cents! Get a life, Get OS/2 2.0! GET A LIFE. Cost. 50 cents. Get a life? Sure! Can I download one here? Get a new lease on life, do you have the security deposit Get a ROBONAP: Will sleep for you while you're online. Get a taste of religion. Bite a preacher. Get Back / Don't Let Me Down - Apple - 5 May 69 Get back at your enemies, make'em a moderator! Get back at your enemies, make'em a sysop! Get back into life with Depends! Get back to your stations! Get down and Modem the night away! Get even...With the people that have helped you. Get everyone's attention...make a mistake! Get four Darkovans together, and they hold a dance. Get gun. Shoot computer. Turn off lights... Get into Emailing, you to can make enemies from all round Get it? -- Got it. -- Good! Get me my rubbers....my feet are soaked ! Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes. Get my cat fixed? Why? Is he broken? Get nowhere: Sit on your butt feeling sorry for yourself. Get off my kitchen floor...will ya! Get off your ASCII. Get on the telephone!!! --Dr. Gene Scott Get OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around! Get OS/2: The WORST Windows tip i've heard! Get out of my way, and keep quiet. * Picard Get out the Crisco. GET REAL! Elvis is DEAD! Accept it! Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. GET SLACK! Get slimed...join the ACLU. Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin Get someone else to break the shrink wrap. Get stoned! Drink wet cement! Get stoned: Drink liquid cement. Get the Legion Of Doom on Iraq's computers! Get thee behind me Satan! You push and I'll steer... Get thee down. Be thou funky. Get up in the sky where they can't find you. Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue! Get your exercise as a pallbearer for exercising friends. Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! Get your kicks... Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up Get your mind out of the gutter! Also pick mine up please Get your mind outta the gutter! And, pick up mine while y Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Get your OWN quote, dammit. This one's MINE. Gets along extremely well with superiors and subordinates Getting a second chance is never a certainty. Getting better - not older! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Getting forgiveness is easier than getting permission...b Getting lost is an act that takes only the action of awak Getting nothing but static on Channel Z! Getting to work on time makes for a long day! Getting up early is hazardous to your health Getting all the time .... Gezundteit has a loose beginning. Ghosts are merely unsubstantiated roomers. Giant Space Hamsters offer a veritable plethora of wonder Giddyup, Beverly!  Picard GIF - God-Awful IBM format GIF at 11! GIF'S, The GIF That Keeps On GIFFing Gimme $50 or I'll tell Janet Reno you're a cult member. Gimme the chance to prove money can't buy happiness Gimme, a match, I think my gas tank is empty. Girl by the whirlpool, lookin' for a new fool... Girl who douches with vinegar, walks around with sour pus Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town. Girlfriend & dog assimilated...reward for return of dog. Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girls in Bikinis: Danger to motorists. Girls just wanna have fun...Guys just wanna have girls. Girls just want to have fun - C. Lauper Girls just want to have lunch - A. Yankovic Girls should not marry basketball players, they dribble b Girls were girls and men were men. Girls, girls, girls! Give a gift that keeps on giving -- A female kitten. Give a man a fish, and he is fed for a day. Show him how for his life. Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you. Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give a small boy a hammer and everything needs pounding. Give a speculator an inch and he'll build a condo. Give a woman an inch and she thinks she's a ruler! Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it. Give and you might receive. Take and be sure of it. Give happiness/Deserve happiness. Give her to Patrick Long - he'll eat anything! Give Lorena a box, a magician in training, and a saw. Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this scie Give me a break! I'm a PR major--none of this science and Give Me a Cookie! Give me a standard Unix! Sure, which one: SVR4, SCO,...? Give me chastity and continence, but not just now. Give me Jazz, Classic or Rock, but not cRap. Give me librium or give me meth. Give me patience . RIGHT NOW. Give me some chocolate and no one gets hurt! Give me the luxuries, and to hell with the necessities. Give me the necklace....No...The NECKLACE!!!! Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Give the gift that keeps on giving; a female kitten. Give the man a cigar! Give them all they want, and all they will want is more. Give up. Give your child mental blocks for Christmas. Give your child mental blocks this Christmas. GIVE: Support the helpless victims of computer error. Given an open book exam, you'll forget the book. Giving autographs causes severe back pain. Glad I don't have to be Bobbitt's stunt man in the movie! Glad I don't have to be John Bobbitt's stunt man in the m Glaucoma Patients Need Legal Marijuana! Glen: Limbless man in a clear space in a forest Glendale, Arizona: Home of the Thermally Enhanced! Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquiti Glittering generalities! They are blazing ubiquities. Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever. Glory is fleeting, obscurity is forever. Glory may be fleeting, but obscurity is forever. GlueTag v2.0 GM's do it with great imagination. GM's love a hero. GM's also love a good joke...Think abo GMs Motto: Never kill a character without first humiliati Gnaw the bone which has fallen to thy lot. GNet + The Byte Me BBS! (609) 881-5730! GNet EMS Connections! BBS 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ GNET Jerry's Place BBS, Voorhees NJ (609) 424-7851 GNET The Mystic Realms Vineland, NJ 609-691-3105 GNET The No*Name BBS Wilm,DE Where YOUR 2 cents COU GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me. Go ahead! Do it! You can always apologise later. Go ahead!!! I stole YOURS! Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, burn the flag, but wrap it around you first. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wron Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't all be wrong. Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go Ahead, Make My Day... Go ahead, make my tagline! Go ahead, moderate my day-PUNK! Go ahead, Moderate my day. Go ahead, steal my ideas...everyone else does... Go ahead. Dake my may. Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go ahead...say something...amuse your friends...both of ' Go and catch a falling star... Go away or I'll taunt you a second time! Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time! Go away, kid. You bother me. Go bite the wall. Go Cards Go climb a gravity well. Go For It! Go Forth and Backup! Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL. Go Hawaiian: Give your gal a lei. Go Indians! And take the Browns with you. Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go Saints Go go sit on a hole with a mole Go soak your head, puny human. Go softly....it's dark out there Go soothingly in the grease mud, as there lurks the skid Go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go Speed Racer, go!!! Go straight to the docs. Do not pass GO. Do not collect Go to a nude beach. Keep abreast of developments. Go to hell is the only answer a snooper's question rates. Go where no man has gone b4! The ladies Bathroom! God can't alter history, so he created Historians. God corrected her 1st mistake, by creating Eve. God created man first, a rough draft, then a masterpiece. God created people. Samuel Colt made them all equal. God created women 'cause sheep can't cook God created women because sheep can't cook! God cures and the doctor takes the fee. God dislikes money -- look who he gives it to. God gave burdens shoulders also. God give us relatives, but let us choose our friends. God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. God has always been hard on the poor. God hath no fury like a sysop scorned! God heals & the doctor takes the fee-Poor Richard God heals, but always someone else wants a fee. God I can stand; it's the fan club that I hate. God I can tolerate - it's his Fan Clubs that upset me!! God invented women, 'cause sheep can't cook. God is a comic playing to an audience afraid to laugh. God is a comic playing to an audience that is afraid to l God is an atheist. God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - Go God is Dead - Nietzsche ::: Nietzsche is Dead - God God is dead and Elvis is alive. What a country. God is fine. It's his fan clubs I hate! God is great, man is not. Man made beer but God made POT God is HERE, Let Us Celebrate! God is not dead - he's alive and autographing bibles at W God is Pro-Life. God is real (unless He has an imaginary non-zero part). God is real, unless declared "integer." GOD is Real... unless declared as an Integer God is subtle but he is not malicious. God isn't dead, he just couldn't find a parking place. God isn't dead, he's just shelled to DOS. God Jul och Gott Nytt aar -Swedish Christmas (aa is a wit God Jul och Gott Nytt r -Swedish Christmas God jul og godt nytaar -pre-1948 Danish Christmas God Jul og Godt Nytt Aar -Norwegian Christmas (Aa is A wi God Jul og Godt Nytt r -Norwegian Christmas God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass. God made everything out of nothing, but it shows through. God made the first garden, Cain the first city. God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the Sch God made the world in six days and was arrested on the se God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the God Made Whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the World! God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! God must love the common man; He made so many of them. God never imposes a duty without giving time to do it. God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah God said, Let Newton be! and all was light. God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light." Pop God save the screen! God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swag God told me it's none of your business. Jimmy Swaggart. God's a busy man. KIRK God, I hope he isn't a schmuck like the others. God, please save me from your followers... God: What one human uses to persecute another. God? I'm no god. God has mercy. Gods okay, but his followers are a pain in the ass. Goin' back, goin' back, goin' back to Nassau Hall. Going back to the origin is called peace... Going tagless has been a freeing experience! Going the speed of light is bad for your age. Going to fly? Walk you'll get there faster! Going where no clusters have gone before. Going where no NC has gone before! Going where no reader has ever gone before! Going.....Going.....GONE.........! Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event. Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules. Goldfish don't bounce - Bart Simpson Golf's main purpose is to teach you humility. Golf. The only game where lime green pants go with lemon Golfer broke: Sam Sneaded GOLFER--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes Down Three. Golfer: A person who hits and lies. Golfer: A person who hits and tells. Golfers do in on the green. Golfers DO IT by the stroke. Golfers do it in 18 holes. Golfing versus Programming: Lawn time, no C. Golly, Yogi, I don't think Mr. Ranger's gonna like this. Gone Chopin, be Bach in a Minuet.. Gone CHOPIN, have LISZT, BACH in a MINUET;-) Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet. Gone crazy, be back later, please leave message. Gone crazy; be back later; leave message. Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days... Good advice is an insult that should be forgiven. Good advice is given when too old to set a bad example. Good architecture takes on a life of its own. Good cooking takes time. Good day for a change of scene. Repaper the bedroom wall Good day for flying but bad day for landings.... Good day for overcoming obstacles. Try a steeplechase. Good day to avoid cops..crawl to work. Good for one (1) each Belly Laugh, rolling on the floor Good fortune at times seems to favor the stupid. Good fortune will find you, providing you gave directions Good girls get Heaven; Bad girls, the world. Good girls go to heaven..but bad girls go EVERYWHERE!!! Good health will be yours for a long time. Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness the poison. Good is not good enough where better is expected. Good judgment comes from experience; experience comes fro Good Jul og godt nyter -Danish Christmas Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following t Good lawyers can get sodomy reduced to following to close Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's s Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success. Good manners are the lubricant of social intercourse. Good memories are what your heart carries in its pockets. Good morning - The ultimate oxymoron. Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting. Good morning, I'd like to have an argument, please Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese E Good morning, Sir.Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor. Good news: Ten weeks from Friday may be a pretty good day Good night, Mrs. Calabash, where-ever you are! Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. Good ol' American ingenuity !!! Good printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. Good Programmers type copy con Program.exe Good sex means being told "Stop and I'll Kill You!!!! Good sex never gets an instant replay, but bad sports cal Good taste is the flower of good sense. Good tea. --Nice house. Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on foreve Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever. Good WHAT? really is the way to a Lady's heart Good will is a weapon against which there is no defense. Good wine is a good familiar creature if it be well used. Good words cost no more than bad. Good, Fast, or Cheap : choose 2 of the 3 Good, Quick, Cheap. Pick any two! Goodbye, Mr. Bond! Goooood Morning Iraq! Gooshie, center me on @FN@! Gorba-chef -- What's he cooking up now? GORBACHEX: Popular Russian Breakfast cereal Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacr Gore-tex: byproduct of the Texas chain saw massacre. Goreus and Tax-head: "Rich people suck. Karl Marx kicks Goreus and Tax-head: "Soaking the rich is cool. huhhuh-hu Goreus and Tax-head: "Socialized medicine is cool. huhhuh Gort, klaatu birada nikto. Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !! GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: Got a DEATH WISH? Join STARFLEET SECURITY today! Got a new car for my girlfriend.... Great trade.... Got arrested for going 14400 in a 2400 zone. Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card. Got DOS 3.3? Downgrade to 4.01 TODAY! Got it straight now? Good. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Got kleptomania? Be sure to take something for it. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Got Mole problem? Call Avogadro at 6.02 X 10^23. Got my diploma, now I am in the unemployment line. Got run, my cat got stuck in the printer... Got the sex duh-rive ... driving 'm mad ... Got too much empty space on your HD? Install OS/2. Gotta fix that spell chekker... Gotta have my Corn Pops... Gotta hide the phone bill from my wife. Gotta kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DI Gotta love me...I'm the baby. - baby dinosaur - DINOSAURS Gotta run, the cat's caught in the printer. Gotta run. My neighbors just sighted Elvis making crop c Gotta run. The cat needs mowing. Gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blu Government expands to absorb revenue and then some more. Government expands to absorb revenue, and then some. Government Intelligence - Another OXYMORON! Government Intelligence: The biggest oxymoron of all. Government is a burden on the people. Government isn't the answer...government is the problem! Government should spend our money like it was their own. Governments love no one, not even themselves... Gracias - Danka - Merc - Thank You - Gratzi - RA Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Ma Graduate of the Darth Vader School of Personnel Managemen Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Drivin Graduate of the Mad Max School of Defensive Driving Graduate Of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School o Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management GRADUATE: Klingon Warrior Academy. Graffiti has changed deface of the nation. Grafitti have changed deface of the nation. Grammar for the '90's: Bad. Worse. WINDOWS. Grammar Rule G: Last but not least, avoid cliches like th Grammar, what big teeth you have. Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma. Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Grape Nehi - Arkansas beer? Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape? Grape nuts? I didn't know grapes had nuts. Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns bro Grass growing from sidewalk cracks never turns brown. Grass is nature's way of saying "High!" Graves dug to custom fits. Graveyards are full of the indispensable. Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet. Gravity always wins. Gravity brings me down. Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks. Gravity doesn't suck, the earth does. Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity is a myth -- the Earth sucks. Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. Gravity isn't just a good idea... it's the law. Gravity isn't MY fault - I voted for velcro! Gravity really gets me down. Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law. Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Gravity: Not just a good idea. It's the law. Gray hair is payment for the hell you put your parents th Great Americans of the Bible, a Time-Life series, order n Great beer bellies are made, not born. Great Dames for sale. Great features seem to be discovered, not documented! Great Gobs o' goose grease! A computer Great God! What can it mean?! What can it mean?! Great hopes make great men. Great men and women are not always idiots. Great minds always meet at infinity. Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Great minds may at times think alike, if at all. Great minds think alike, and steal the same taglines. Great minds think alike. Great prices are better than a cute tagline! Great! My cat has been cashing my reality checks again! Greed captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fa Greed is good! Greed is right! Greed works! --- Fajo Greed is good, greed works. Green Bay Packers: Celebrating 75 Seasons of Pro Footbal Green sticks are not orange. Green&Fazio Myth #1: You don't need to be injured to sue Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! Greepers - People who walk up the down escalator to appea Greetings from Atlanta, home of the BRAVES!!! Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. Grep me no pattern and I'll tell you no lines. grep..grep..grep... (A frog w/UNIX stuck in his throat) grep..grep..grep... (Frog w/UNIX stuck in throat) Grin..Could you elaborate on that ? Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars Grippe............ A suitcase. Grippe: A suitcase for carrying flu medicines. Grit your teeth. This is a serious tagline. Gross National Product: A Big Mac. Gross: Living in the basement of an outhouse! Groucho of borg: Say the secret word and you will be ass Groucho of Borg: Say the secret woid and be assimilated Ground Beef -- A cow with no legs. Ground water? Do you mean crushed ice? Ground yourself, THEN hug your motherboard! Group Insurance: A gross of condoms. Grovers Mills... why does that sound familiar? New Jersey Grow up? Naw, I'm gonna be a Sysop. Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix! Grow your own dope - Plant a male! Grow your own Dope - Plant a Politician. Grow your own dope, plant a POM Grow your own dope...plant a politicWELCOME.ANS Grow your own dope...plant a politician. Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional. Growl for me. Let me know you still care. GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOA GROWL the SNORT GRUMBLE possessed GRRRRRR bbs ROOAARRR! GST - Go South Turkey! Shop in the States! GST- Government Screwing Taxpayers GTPN RIME FIDO GENIE UUCP Guard your rights! Join the National Tagline Assoc Guard, be sure you take away Tim's belt, shoelaces and mo Guess I will have to turn on my 'Ira Filter' Guess it's time for Plan B, huh? Guess what I made for dinner? Reservations! Guess who taught @TO@ to use a computer...? Guess who's coming to dinner. -- Chekov Guess retain files, or any other key to refo Guess retain files, or any other key to reformat C: GUI's, We have to use those extra Mhz's somehow! GUI: Grab the User In-the-face GUI: Ghastly and Unusable Interface. GUI: Gross, Undesired Interface GUI:A set of pretty pictures to entertain the illiterate. GUI? Don't step in it! GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever! Guinan's secret power: her hat is a solar panel. Guitar players do it while fingering and strumming. Gumperson's Law: The probability of anything happening is to its desirability. Gun Control = Job Safety For The Criminal. Gun Control = People Control Gun control is a steady hand! Gun control is being able to drop a liberal at 500 yards! Gun control is being able to hit your target! Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control. Gun control is the ability to hit your target! Gun control laws protect violent criminals. Gun control means hitting your target. Gun Control means using 2 hands GUN CONTROL......the ability to hit what you aim at Gun Control..Brady bill...an Oxymoron! Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Gun Control: A criminal's best friend. Gun Control: Being able to hit your target. Gun control: keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Gun Control? Ask Lorena Bobitt about knife Control! Gun the man down, I say gun the man down... Guns - today's leading cause of statistics! Guns don't kill people off-line readers do. Guns don't kill people, Postal Workers do. Guns don't kill people, postal workers kill people. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people. Guns don't kill people..Postal workers kill people. Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things! Guns don't kill, bullets do. Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. Guru Meditation #8100000B.48454C50 Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything. Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter Guts: Putting Moderator in your twit filter... Guts: Putting the moderator in your twit filter. Gutta cavat lapidem non vi, sed saepe cadendo. Gypsies DO IT with crystal balls. Gypsies, Thieves, Cutthroats, Administrators. Gypsy dwarf escapes jail: Small medium at large Gypsy: Voice of Jim Mallon, body of a upright canister va GYSAKYAG (Grab Your Socks And Kiss Your A** Goodbye) g_ t_ h___ _ssh_l_ ---- Buy a vowel! Buy a vow H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law. HA HA HA you can't see this. OOPS. Ha! and you thought you had heard them all! HA! HA! HA! Deep Hurting. DEEEEP HUUUUURTING!!!! Ha!!! I own you!!!!! Habits are at first cobwebs, then cables. Hack? I like to call it appropriate..... Hacked version of LHarc released as LHarc 1.14. Hacked version of Math Master MATHMSTR.* Hacked versions of PKzip. 1.2, 2.0, 2.01, & 2.02 Hacker (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena." Hackindeeminor - Contagious coughing between movements of Had a life once. Now I have a computer. Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen wou Had this been an actual emergency, your spleen would have Hah! Michelangelo didn't get MY compu**NOW FORMATT HaHaHa! Yuk, Yuk. Snort. Harumph. Hahahaha Funny Tagline HaHaHaHaHaHa..my eyes are filled with tears. Hail and well met..... or is that what the hail have I me Hail Caesar! We who are about to dine salad you. Hail to the sun god He sure is a fun god, Ra! Ra! Ra! Hail to Thee, Shoes, wearer of feet... Hail, hail, rock and roll. Hailing frequencies open, Captain. Hair Force One: the most expensive barber chair in histor Hairy fishnuts, anyone? HAL 9000: "Help me, Dave. I can't run under Windows." HAL 9000: Dave, put down those Windows disks. Dave. DAVE HAL started out as a moderator. Halaska - the box on a U.S. map that shows the 49th and 5 Half a loaf is better than no rest at all. Half a loaf is surely much better than no vacation at all Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste! Half Moon tonight -- its better than no Moon at all. Half the lies our opponents tell about us are not true. Half wits talk much but say little. Halftoning is a gray area. Halitosis is better than no breath at all. Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM! Halloween is NOT Christmas even though 31 oct = 25 dec Halt and catch fire. Ham on rye ... a drunk radio operator! Ham on rye: Drunk radio operator HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ Hams do it with frequency, till their GIGAHERTZ. Hams do it with greater frequency!!! Hams do it with more frequencies Hams DO IT with more frequency Hamster Court ?? Hand me that dolphin burger. Yeah, the one in styrofoam. Hand me that solar-powered flashlight... Hand me the glass. (clink) No, the other glass Hand of Vecna? I give it to the litch. Hand, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of a human t into somebody's pocket. Hand-me-down clothing, also known as sharewear Handel was half German, half Italian, half English. He w Handle with care: Elderly tagline. Handle yourself with your head, handle others with your h Hands up! Said the laser printer. Handwritten on a condom machine; "This gum tastes funny." Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes Handwritten on a condom machine; 'This gum tastes funny' Hane's Law: There is no limit to how bad things can get. Hang together or Hang Separately Hang up already. Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent Hang up the phone, Scotty, there's no intelligent carrier Hang up your logic over there. Hangnail.......... A coat hook. Hangnail: A place to hang your coat and hat upon entering Hangover: the mourning after the night before Hank, are you telling our secrets???!!!! Hankfrankin': Watching 'Monday Night Football.' Happiness can't buy money! Happiness can't buy you money. Happiness is a BIG hard drive! Happiness is a computer with a good sense of humor. Happiness is a computer with a sense of humor. Happiness is a full backup. Happiness is a hard disk. Happiness is a loud belch. Happiness is a positive cash flow. Happiness is a smirking face, a smoking gun, and your ex Happiness is a twit filter... Happiness is a warm modem. Happiness is a warm phaser. Happiness is a warm puppy with an empty bladder. Happiness is a Warm Woman, a Hot Cycle, and a Cold Beer!! Happiness is a well-tempered Moderator. Happiness is always found in ditching school!!! Happiness is Being A SysOp... Happiness is Bill Clinton's face on a milk carton! Happiness is Earth in your rear view mirror. Happiness is finding special characters Happiness is good health and a short memory-A.S. Happiness Is Mandatory....Are you Happy ? Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Happiness is no laughing matter. Happiness is not a destination. It's the trip. Happiness is not all it's cracked up to be. Happiness is oweing the IRS $50,000 when you die Happiness is singing in a Barbershop Quartet!! Happiness is the Moderator's face on a milk carton! Happiness is twin floppies. Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes. Happiness is wanting what you have. Happiness is your favorite program moving to OS/2 Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows Happiness seems so hard to win. Happiness, like misery, is usually self-inflicted. Happiness: a BBS with an 800 number! Happiness: a combination of good health and a bad memory. Happiness: A sensation arising from misery of others. Happiness: Converting into a subatomic dissociated matter Happiness: FREE d/l's from CIS... not in MY lifetime. Happiness: Lubbock, TX, in the rearview mirror. Happiness: Seeing your MIL's picture on a milk carton Happiness:(n.) A computer without WINDOWS! Happy as a hog eating cow manure -- well lick my lips! Happy as a Pig in Mud! Happy as a vampire in a blood bank. Happy couple: A deaf husband and a blind wife. Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states) Happy happy, joy joy! Happy Holidays Everyone. Happy Holidays! Season Greetings! Happy Holidays, eh! (and NO socks this year, hosehead!) - Happy is the child whose father died rich. Happy to oblige! (Duuh, what's "AUTORACE?") Happy trails to you. Happy, happy, happy, joy, joy, joy. Happy: Paid too much -work evaluationese Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard disks never die... HA! Hard Drive Crash..Sysop Strikes a Directory Tree Hard Drive Crash? Dial 1-800-YOU BURN .. Hard hat area!!!!! Hard where? Soft where? Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance? Hard work hasn't killed anyone yet, but why take a chance Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance? Hard work never hurt anyone--but why risk it? Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? Hard work never killed anyone but why take a risk? Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hard work won't kill me but I'm not taking any chances. Hard worker: Usually does it the hard way -work evaluatio Hard-learned lessons are remembered longest Harder disks, bigger bits, tighter ASCII Hardware hackers DO IT with male connectors. Hardware Independent: Won't work on ANY hardware! Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The parts of a computer that can be kicked. Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The part you kick. Software: No comment Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you co Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt! Hardware: The parts of a computer you can kick. Hardware: The parts you kick. Hardware: This you kick. Software: This you corrupt. Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare Hark! What mail from yonder modem breaks? Hark! What rock through yonder window breaks? Harpo of Borg: honk ho Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is direc amount of equipment ruined. Harrison's Postulate: For every action, there is an equal . Harry, keep the change... Hartley's First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but i oat on his back, you've got something. Has a few screws loose. Otherwise ok! Has a room temperature IQ. has any one seen my tagline? Has anybody ever found Waldo? Has anyone found my marbles? HaS anYonE SeEn mY CaPLocKs KEy? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has anyone seen my sanity? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! Has HELL frozen over yet? Has history ever recorded a time when the maj. was right? HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hasten to laugh at everything lest you be obliged to weep Hasten to laugh at everything, or later you may weep. Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated... Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Hauskaa joulua ja onnellista uutta vuotta! -Finnish Chris Have *you* cuddled you batchfiles today? Have 8-track, Will Travel. Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a great day in spite of everyone! Have a Happy HAPPY:-) Have a Husky day: 30 below and 5' of snow! Have a Nice Day ! Have a nice day - unless you've made other plans Have a nice day - void where prohibited. Have a nice day unless you don't. Have a nice day!" "No thanks, I have other plans. Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have a very nice DAY and a better Night !!! Have an affair. It will break up the monogamy. Have beer, will.....buuurrrrpppp.......party! Have I found God? What? Did you lose him AGAIN?! have modem, will travel Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings. Have screwdriver will fix. Have stock? Will broker. Have subspace modem, will telecommunicate. Have the boy sent to the bridge. - Picard Have the computer beep me, when it is ready. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have to ask the price? You can't afford it! Have tree, will climb - just as all my ancestors did. Have universal translator, will mumble! Have we learned _from_ our past, or merely _about_ it? Have you @#%!ed your dog today? Have you actually tasted an airline toilet seat? Have you any Grey Poupon? Have YOU balanced your checkbook today? Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you clubbed an ignorant liberal today? Have you crashed your Windows today? Have you cursed your software developer today? Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today? Have you ever felt like a tester? Have you ever had to finally decide... Have you ever jumped the Elephant Mans bones? Have you ever modeled for Halloween masks? Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a Have you ever tried looking at the stars through a squirr Have you ever tried? Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you got anything without spam? Have you got change for 10,000,000 people? Have you had a significant new idea of your own lately? Have you had your 50,000-lines-read checkup yet? have you heard of any hint sheets floating about ? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your chipset today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your computer today? Have you hugged your dog today? Have you hugged YOUR dragon today? Have you hugged your favorite sysbelle lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you hugged your offline reader today? Have You Hugged Your Sysop Lately? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all? Have you noticed how everybody's getting older? Have you played T.A.G. lately? Have you pushed a Ford lately? Have you said "THANKS" to your sysop today? Have you seen Michael Jackson's 12 acre small child lure? Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. Have you seen my mind? It wandered again. Have you seen my mind? It was wandering again. Have you seen Quasimodo? I had a hunch he was back. Have you seen the bridge? Where's that confounded bridge? Have you sucked a crawfish head lately? Have YOU totaled a Ford ... Lately? Have you tried on your smile today? Have you uploaded clip art today? Having a beer can't make you pregnant. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower. Having a good memory is useless unless you have something Having been there... Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA Having your tagline swiped in this echo is high praise in Hawaii is as American as apple poi. Hawaii shorts: What a wallet has after a vacation there. HD Crash: (P)anic, (S)uicide, (K)ill bystanders? HD Recovery: see online documentation.... He "May I kiss you?" She "Heavens, another amateur!" He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He bellows like a cow standing on her tit. He cannot rule the great who cannot rule the small. He compresses the most words into the smallest ideas. He continues to post off topic, he scores! He did say "Cleared for final" ...didn't he? He didn't really say THAT! Did he???? He died taking away your sins ..... NOT your minds! He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly He does the work of three men: Larry, Moe and Curly. He fell from the 10th floor and lived to tell...to the 9t He flung himself on his horse and rode madly off in all d He got in front of the bullet! TEN TIMES!! He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle... He has all the charm of a dirty Christmas card. He has been upset ever since he found out there was no Sa He has too many lice to feel an itch. He hasn't a single redeeming vice. He hits, and - i'm going to need some more dice. He is a deeply superficial person. He is a fool who cannot be angry, but he is a wise man wh He is a self-made man, and worships his creator. He is a sheep in sheep's clothing. He is almost a statesman. He lies well. He is diagonally parked in a parallel universe. He is no dummy. He is my programmer! He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. He is not only dull within, but causes dullness wi He is not only dull within, but causes dullness without. He is the most sensible looking man talking nonsense. He is truly wise who gains wisdom from another's mishap. He isn't chicken, but they're naming salads after him. He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He keeps differentiating.... flying off on a tangent. He knew the precise psychological moment to say no. He knew the precise psychological moment to say nothing. He liked to like people, therefore people liked him. He lived a good life, he had a good time. Amen. He lives long that lives until all are weary of him. He looked at me as if I was a side dish he hadn't ordered He may not be smart, but he can lift heavy things! He played a Sanity card! AARRGGH! He ran into my knife! TEN TIMES! He said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied. He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adieu." He says a thousand pleasant things, but never "Adios" He talks of peace if it is the only way to live. He taught us drawing, stretching, and fainting in coils. He that deeply desires honor, is not usually worthy of it He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals. He that hath ears to hear, let him hear. He that knows little soon repeats it. He that knows nothing, doubts nothing. He took his defeat like a man; he blamed it on his wife. He uses slugs to call Dial-A-Prayer. He walks as if balancing the family tree on his nose. He walks down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!) He was as tough as a two dollar steak He was ever greater than his opportunities. He was only a Con man from Elkhart Indiana. He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with. He was so narrow--minded he could see through a keyhole w He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him He was such a meanie, I cut off his weinie. - Lorena Bobb He was such a meanie, I cut off his wienie. - Lorena Bobb He was the most... Human He wasn't his mother's favorite, and he was an only child He who always plows a straight furrow is in a rut. He who attacks my ideas attacks democracy itself. He who believes the past cannot be changed has not yet wr He who crosses ocean twice without washing is a dirty dou He who dies with the most of anything, is still dead. He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most tag lines WINS! He who dies with the most toys - is dead. He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who does not prevent a crime when he can, encourages i He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with scr He who falls in love with himself will have no rivals. He who fart in church, sit in pew He who fights & runs away will live to fight another day. He who fishes in other man's well, often catches c He who fishes in other man's well, often catches crabs. He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prune He who flies by seat of pants should not eat prunes! He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has bee He who has, worries; he who has not, longs. He who hesitates at the wrong time is lunch for a shark. He who hesitates goes after me. He who hesitates is constipated. He who hesitates is frost. - Eskimo proverb He who hesitates is last. He who hesitates is lunch ! -- OOP He who hesitates is probably smart! He who hesitates is several miles from the next exit. He who hesitates too long, must change his underwear. He who is flogged by fate and laughs the louder is a maso He who is henpecked may lend an ear to other chicks. He who is most concerned is always the last to hear. He who is not busy being born, is busy dying. He who kicks up a storm should expect tough sailing. He who knows all the answers never gets asked the questio He who knows, does... He who does not know, teaches... He who laughs last didn't get the joke. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. He who laughs last found the dirty meaning. He who laughs last is a little slow on the uptake. He who laughs last is probably your BOSS! He who laughs last is S-L-O-W. He who laughs last may have needed the extra time to get He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke. He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke. He who laughs last probably made a backup. He who laughs last uses OS/2. He who laughs last, didn't get the punch line. He who laughs, lasts. He who lives by the sword eats with bloody hands. He who lives by the sword is a regular cut-up! He who looks like his passport photo is not well enough t He who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it. He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !! He who mistrusts most should be trusted least! He who never sticks out neck, never wins by nose. He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their He who oppresses the poor shows contempt for their Maker He who plants trees loves others he will never know. He who plays with self, pulls boner. He who puts his nose to the grindstone is a bloody fool. He who sacrifices his conscience to ambition burns a pict He who slings mud looses ground. He who slings mud loses ground. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame. He who smiles in a crisis has thought of someone else to He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into He who spares the guilty threatens the innocent. He who steals my tagline, steals trash. He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance. He who talks too much commits a sin. He who tells you how great he is usually isn't. He who throws mud loses ground He who trains his tongue to quote the learned sages will as a smart-ass. He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck. He who wakes up finding himself a success, hasn't slept. He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder. He who worships Divine Duck will soon sing swan song. He who writes the manual, never writes the software. He wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head He's a can shy of a six-pack. He's a chip right off the old shoulder. He's a couple of channels short of Basic Cable! He's a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal! He's a couple of revisions behind. He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic. He's a few bits short of a byte. He's a few bricks shy of a load. He's a few cards short of a deck. He's a few clowns short of a circus. He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. He's a few holes short of a whiffle ball. He's a few peas short of a casserole. He's a few pickles short of a jar. He's a few tiles short of a successful re-entry. He's a few tokens short of a toaster. He's a fool's fool. He's a little light in his loafers. He's a looney tune. He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... He's a modest little person, with much to be modest about He's a notch off the timing mark. He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's about as bright as a black hole. He's about as quick as a jackrabbit (dead, that is). He's about as sharp as a bowling ball, and twice as smart He's about as sharp as a pin head. He's about as sharp as jello. He's about as smart as bait. He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again? He's all booster - no payload. He's all crown - no filling. He's always in the right place, but at the wrong time. He's always sharpening his sleeping skills. He's an experiment in Artificial Stupidity. He's as bright as a burnt out light bulb. He's as bright as a tulip bulb. He's as flaky as a snowstorm. He's as sharp as a marble. He's as smart as a sackful of wet mice. He's as thick as two short planks. He's asking to have this VISOR shoved someplace.  Geordi He's bad, he's gone, he's a citizen of another country. He's been in too many caves without a helmet. He's been napping in front of the ion shield again. He's been playing in the pharmacy section again. He's been short on oxygen one time too many. He's dead Jim! Sulu took his tricorder, I got his wallet He's dead Jim! Get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet. He's dead Jim! You get his phaser, I got his wallet. He's Dead Jim, thats 10 this week already He's dead Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wall He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his walle He's dead Jim. You take his phaser and I'll get his wall He's dead Jim. You take his phaser, I'll take his wallet He's Dead Jim. Get His Phaser, I Got His Wallet. He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wa He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. He's dead Jim. You get the tricorder, I'll get his wallet He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet! He's dead Jim.You get the tricorder,I'll get his wallet. He's DEAD, Jim! Go to Sick Bay and get the Maggot Master! He's dead, Jim, and he can't get up! He's dead, Jim. He's dead, Jim. Kick him if you don't believe me. He's dead? I thought he was imitating Al Gore. He's driving with two wheels in the sand. He's dumb as a box of mentally handicapped rocks. He's dying Jim! He's either dead or just very sleepy. He's got a 50% chance to live, and there's about a 10% ch He's got a bad spot on his disk. He's got a body by Fisher - and brains by Mattel. He's got a couple of open splices. He's got a couple of volts below threshold. He's got a few pages stuck together. He's got a hole in his bag of marbles. He's got a HUGE....uh.....tract of land! He's got a kangaroo loose in the top paddock. He's got a loose chip on the microprocessor board. He's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP! He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back! He's got a magnet!!! Everybody BACKUP!!!!!!!! He's got a Magnet!......... Everybody BACKUP!!! He's got a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glu He's got a room temperature I.Q. He's got a watch with a minute hand, eon hand, and a mill He's got all the sex appeal of a wet paper bag. He's got bats in the belfry. He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading throug He's got Blue Wave fever and it's spreading through the m He's got bubbles in his think tank. He's got elite! He's got the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. He's got the brains of a house plant. He's got too much yardage between his goal posts. He's got toys in his attic. He's mostly dead, Jim. Get Miracle Max. He's no bloodless wimp. He's a vampire, AKA Bloodless Su He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Br He's not 'ere, Bruce. Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce. He's not dead, he's "metabolically challenged". He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged. He's not exactly operating on all thrusters. He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! He's sending back packets, but the check sums are wrong. He's seven seconds behind, and built to stay that way. He's sharp as a tack - the blunt end. He's so cheap: He quit golf when he lost his ball. He's so dumb he thinks Cheerios are doughnut seeds! He's so dumb, he wrote an unauthorized autobiography... He's so lazy he even hires someone to do his snoring for He's so stupid he could screw up a one-car funeral. He's strong like bull, dumb like tractor. He's studying to be a child molester at the Seminary. He's such a good speaker, even a cough sounds read. He's surfing in New Mexico. He's tan, he's rested. Nixon in '92! He's Teflon brain (nothing sticks). He's the Grand Canyon under a crew cut. He's trying out for the javelin retrieval team. He's weird? It's ok, I'm fluent in weird. Head cheese - it isn't just for breakfast anymore. Headaches are all in your mind! Headline: BLONDE GIVES COP ORAL SEX AND THINKS IT'S BREAT Heads will roll. Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds! Headweasels - The pompous, arrogant, etc, maitre d's who Healed Head Bad, Bleeding Head Good! Health food makes me sick. Health freaks and lezzo's - both like their pork without Health is merely the slowest possible rate at whic Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one c Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you c Health is not valued until sickness comes. Health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Health is the slowest possible rate to die Health is the slowest rate at which one can die. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in ho g. HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a HEALTH TIP #1: Never Agree to Trading Stools in a Gay Bar Health: The slowest possible rate at which one can die. 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Maybe we should send Michael Jackson to a penal colony. Maybe we were meant to fight our way through. Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise... Maybe you're correct being nervous now. MAYBE, and that's final! Mayor of Hiroshima: What the F*** was that???? Maytag is my middle name: I'm an agitator. McBorg : Over 50 million assimilated! McBorg's -- over half a billion assimilated. McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated! McBorg: Over 70 billion assimilated! McBorg: Over 50 million assimilated. McBorgers...over 2,000,000,000,000,000 assimilated McCOY: Who's been holding up the damn elevator? MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 Me & you and a Borg named Hugh! ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME Me and my two friends... GIF and Wesson. Me and you and a Borg named Hugh... Me hates peoples who don't use gooder English. Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me opinionated? . . . Nah! Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos ! Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Me? I *never* steal taglines... Me? Show my style? Ok, LOOK! Mea culpa. Meaning of life: Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meaningful taglines wanted: apply here. Meaningless quotes a specialty. Meaningless tagline attached to pointless message. Meaningless TagLine Version 1.0 Copyright (c) 1993 Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the Arabs were eating their Meanwhile, in the courtroom:"Mr. John Bobbit, will you pl Measure with micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with axe Media not found on drive C: (A)bort, (R)etry, (W)onder? Medical Def'n #9:OUTPATIENT; A person who has fainted. Medical definition: Barium. What you do if CPR fails. Medical definition: Dilate. To live too long Medical problem: A reason to stay home and read taglines. Medical staff..... A doctor's cane. Medical staff: A physician's cane. Medical staff: Doctors cane Meditation is not what you Think. Meditation or Medication? Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile re Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that i meeOOW! woOOF! (Raining cats and dogs Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Meester, do you vant to buy a duck? Meet the new Boss--same as the old Boss... Meetings are indispensable for doing nothing. Meetings are indispensable for not doing anything. Meets government specs, if any are applicable. Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . Megadodo Publications, home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to Megadodo Publications,home of the Hitchhiker's Guide to t Megahertz--when something is really painful. MEGAHERTZ: Your hand's condition after hitting your compu Meganegabar - The line you draw across "the amount" on a MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Mele Kaliki Maka -Hawaiian Christmas Mele Kalikimaka nui loa! -Hawaiian Christmas Member ACNE Anonymous Computer Nerds Eclectic Member IBTT: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves Member in the Grass - The John Bobbitt story. Member, Intn'l Guild of Tagline Thieves, Local #218 Member, the Society for Creative Anachronism. Member. IL Moderator Mafia. Tag! You're Hit! Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team). Member: Tagline THIEF'S Local #5156 Memoglyphics - Any grocery list that cannot be read once Memoirs are the backstairs of history. Memories keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. Memories of you remind me of you. Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory error on Brain1 - (R)eboot (S)mack upside the head Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head. Memory is a thing we forget with. Memory is the second thing to go during the human story.. Memory is the second thing to go. Memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember the Memory Manager: Something I need more than my computer. Memory Overload Error ... Meltdown Evident Memory overload error noted ... Meltdown now evident. Memory parity error - Turn computer on and off 12 times Memory seems to go first, or second, or ... Memory--What you forget with..... Memory....??....What memory?? Memphis--home of the blues, Elvis, and Sparky. Men - can't live with 'em; can't play mind games without Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE! Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their minds Men are most apt to believe what they least understand. Men are neither suddenly rich nor suddenly good. Men are OK, but I wouldn't want my daughter to marry one. Men are the reason that women hate one another. Men avoid attributing cleverness to others unless enemies Men come in three sizes: Small, Medium, and Oh My God! 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Men, learn from John Bobbitt - sleep on your stomachs! Men, learn from Mr. Bobbit - sleep on your stomach! Men...can't live with 'em and cucumbers rot! Men...can't live with 'em, can't sell 'em for parts. Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries. Menbers 182-195, Multiple Personality Society Mental floss might prevent moral decay. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Mental Floss: In one ear and out the other. Mental tangibility has been achieved...go figure. Menu: A list of meals the restaurant has just run out of Menu: A list of dishes which the restaurant has just run Menu: List of dishes which the restaurant has run out of. Mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence. Mercury poisoning, the best kept secret in the West... Merd: An abreviation of Marriage that acuurs after 18 to Meredith had an unbounded enthusiasm for French letters. Merii Kurisumasu (Merry Chistmas) -Japanese Merry Christmas Merry Christmas and Happy New Year -English June-Feb. sho Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Merry Christmas from Philip and April Brown Merry Xmas, Happy Hanukak, Feliz Navidad, etc, etc, etc Mesomorphic chance: neither slim nor fat. MESSAGE (n): Tagline carrier. Message brought to you by sufficient coffee indigestion. Message contents may settle during downloading. Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/ Message contents may settle during shipping. Message contents may settle during uploading. Message Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Message from Hooterville,climbed pole with laptop. Message is 'Closed Captioned for the Hearing Impaired' Message sent. Destroy immediately upon receipt. Message too long for screen - Press Enter Message written on 11 Jan 94 Message-write macros, Made to Order. Messages are off-topic in the TAGLINE conference. Messages are off-topic in the tagline echo! Messages in taglines? Whatever is the world coming to? Messages MUST have Taglines to be important! Meta-physics is meta-difficult. Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people! Metaphors be with you. Method acting.. I'm vaguely aware of it. - Picard Methodist by birth, Druid by choice. Meticulous in attention to detail: A nitpicker -work eval Metric Lit: The Courtship of Kilometers Standish. MetroLink * Crunchy Frog: We Enforce Anarchy METRONOME - a small person riding the subway. Metronome: A little humanoid that lives downtown. Mexico's greatest export: Their population Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population MFM/RLL/SCSI/ESDI/IDE.... what's next Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils Mice Krispies - Breakfast food for the healthy cat! Mice Krispies - kitty breakfast food Michael can grab a boys crotch while it looks like he's w Michael come back and face the music. Michael is one strange ?sexual. Michael is trying to fix the mars probe. 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MIXED emotions is when your kid gets an "A" is sex class. Miyazawa to Bush: 'Your dinner is on me!' Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway. Mobius strippers never show you their back side. Moby Dick - a venereal disease. mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo MODEM - Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine MODEM ... a deterrent to phone solicitors. Modem A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modem Addiction Help line: Data only. Modem not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)oto bed? Modem owners do it on-line! Modem Police...we clocked you at over 1600 cps. Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem users do it with a handshake. Modem Warning: For external use only. Keep out of reach Modem, Larrydem, Curlydem. Modem.... A deterrent to phone solicitors. Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modem: Deterrent to receiving wanted and unwanted calls. Modem: How a Southerner asks for seconds... MODEM: Modus Operandi Device for Evil Minds MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. Modemers: the few, the unbalanced, the eccentric! Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modeming `till you drop - C Modeming `till you drop - carrier. Modeming's like sex, except for not wanting to get off. Modemo Ergo Dingbats Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems are too slow, and life is too short. [-dd-] Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Modemus Operandi,torture the data till it confesses Moderating in Moderation Moderation could be needed, but not usually. Moderation in all things should be practiced sparingly. Moderation is a fatal thing - nothing succeeds like exces Moderation is for monks. Moderation of this conference has been subcontracted to S Moderation: A dirty job but someone has to do it... Moderator & Topic Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile. Moderator (n): see also god, dictator, egotist, oppressor Moderator (n): see god, dictator, egoist, oppressor. Moderator (n): Subspicies of God, specific to Fidonet. Moderator : Person with a parity error between the ears. Moderator = Satan in some cases. Moderator alert... well, yes mamm... sorry. But it is kin Moderator alertwell, yes mammsorry. But it is kinda on t Moderator and Topics Are Irrelevant - Warnings Are Futile Moderator Error: Moderator deleted. Moderator for a *tagline* echo? What the heck for? Moderator is just the network AKA for Cthulu. Moderator Mode...on alert Moderator Motto: Excess is never enough. Moderator not found. Enter forbidden subjects? ([Y]/n) Moderator off topic, delete (Y/y/A)? Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps! Moderator Rule #1: Warnings are for wimps, cut links! Moderator Rule #2: You are *not* God... but don't tell a Moderator Rule #2: You're NOT God but don't tell anyone. 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Moderators are back judge, line judge, and referee, so I Moderators are not God. God has mercy. Moderators are people, too. Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG- Moderators do have a sense of humor. Sometimes it is PG-1 Moderators do it for the ugly thrill of it. Moderators don't need relevance. Moderators hate ON-topic messages, nothing for them to do Moderators have seen it, ALL. Moderators need to moderate in moderation. Moderators R Us. Moderators should be well versed in moderation. Moderators: Out of sight, out of mind. Moderators? We don't need no stinkin' mod...NO CARRIER MODERATR.COM FOUND RESTORE TOPIC.ON? (Y/n) Modern man is the missing link between apes and human bei Modern mother: "You don't write, nor call, nor fax." Modern poets mix too much water with their ink. -Goethe Modesty Becomes You. Try It More Often. Modesty died when false modesty was born. Modesty is a *vastly* overrated virtue... Modesty is a good bait when fishing for praise. Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue. Modesty is good bait when fishing for praise. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Moff Tarkin of Borg: Thank you Princess...Proceed with t Mom said carrots are good for my eyes, but it hurts when Mom said I'd have days like this - but THIS MANY?? Mom said:"If you can't post something smart, post lots." Mom! What kind of bug spray do I use on buggerers? Mom, can he sleep over if he keeps his cod-piece on? Mom, the cat ate my tagline! Momee I don't like my little sister. Shaddup and eat you MOMENTREPRENEUR Mommy! The cursor's winking at me! Mommy, can I be a boy genius when I grow up? Mommy, I don't want any lunch. "Eat your soup before it Mommy, mommy! Where's Fluffy? "Shut up and finish your Mommy, Mommy, I don't want any lunch. Eat your soup befor Mommy, Mommy, what's an Oedipus complex? "Shut up and ki Mommy, why does that moon have a crack? Mommy, why is Daddy so pale? Shaddap and dig! Monday is a hard way to spend 1/7 of yourlife Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Monday is the root of all evil! Monday: The day after the football game. Monday: In Christian countries, the day after the footbal MONDAY: The day after the ball game. Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Mondays are the potholes in the road of life Money - the root of all women Money burns a hole in my pocket...how about yours? Money Can Make You Rich! Money can't buy happiness, but allows a choice of misery. Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves. Money can't buy love, but it can rent it for awhile Money can't buy poverty -- you sort of have to earn it. Money for nothing and your chicks for free Money is a good aphrodisiac. Flowers work almost as well. Money is always there but the pockets change. Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master. Money is like a promise, easier made than kept. Money is like a promise, easier made then kept. Money is like an arm or leg - use it or lose it. Money is like manure - it is meant to be spread around. Money is round, it rolls away. Money is the root of all bills. Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil, and everyone needs roots. Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots. Money is the root of all evil, but man needs roots. Money is the root of all evil. Send $250 for more info. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money is the root of all evils. Send $20 for more inform Money is the root of all wealth. Money is the sinews of both love and war. Money is truthful. Men who speak of honor must pay cash. Money lent to a friend must be recovered from an enemy. Money makes not so many true friends as real enemies. Money Not Found: Abort, Retry, break out Quicken? Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". MONEY TALKS ... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! Money talks ... and mine only says "Good bye." Money Talks ..... But all mine every says is GoodBye. Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye! Money talks! Mine just said goodbye!! Money talks, anyone can understand it. Money talks, but all mine ever says is "Goodbye." Money talks, but all mine says is goodbye. Money talks: Mine says goodbye! Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unha Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots. Money: A mint makes it first and we try to make it last. Money: The root of all evil. Man needs roots. Money? Sysops don't make any! Mongo only pawn in Game of Life. Monkey in blender = Rhesus Pieces. Monolith Golf Course: "My God, it's full of pars!" Monologue: A conversation between realtor and prospect. Monopolized cable service is all cable and no service. Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition. Monotheism is a gift from the gods Monsters come in many forms. Montel Williams can kiss my ass - Whoopi Goldberg , Comic Monty Pythagoras: The Ministry of Silly Geometry. MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! Moosehead: Great beer, and a new experience for the moose MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI! Morality cannot be defined by individual choice. Morality is a private and costly luxury. Morals for Sale, Never Used. Contact Bill Clinton Morals for sale--never used. Call Bill Clinton for info. Morbid............ A higher offer. Morbid: The next higher offer at an auction. Morbius. There is something coming this way!" More "moderators" should be more moderated. More fun than a busy signal." More fun than a dead fish. More fun than a Ginsu Dildo. More fun than a tube of crazy glue and an imagination. More fun than humans deserve to have! More fun than setting your genitals on fire. More fun than sex. Well, less messy at least. More like Woody Woodpecker with a perm! More means worse. - That include sex?? More nukes, less kooks More people are run down by gossip than by automobiles. More people have died in Teddy Kennedy's car than in nucl MORE POWER PLEASE!!! More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! More than EVERYTHING is STILL not ENOUGH !!! More than you wanted to know, aren't you sorry you asked? More things change, the more you need alterations. Morehouse College, a producer of strong, proud, black men Morfy's law - Enythink thit ken go rong willl. Morgue, you stab'em, we slab'em! Morning after pill for men - it changes your blood type. Morning sickness: Waking up and finding out Clinton won. Morning, darling.  Q Morning: cause for alarm Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better. Most allies must be watched just like the enemy. Most bugs are real sons of glitches. Most family trees have several branches best forgotten. Most free items find an eager waiting user. Most great discoveries start with making a mistake. Most important languages for getting into programming tod Most legends have a basis in fact...Kirk,And The Children Most legends have their basis in facts. Most men don't care if you don't shave your legs either. Most men have died without creating; not one has died wit Most men never get much older than twelve. Most of our future lies ahead. Most of us hate to see a poor loser--or a rich winner. Most of us have been at work for several hours now. Most people are afraid of being alone. Most people are apathetic, but I don't care. Most people don't care what happens so long as it doesn't Most people make sense, I'm not one of them. Most people raise their voice rather than reinforcing the Most people would rather die than think... Most political jokes get elected Most visions of utopian society don't take into account t cendants of Ghengis Khan and Attila the Hun are alive & w ou on the bus. Jim Porcher 198? Most weight lifters are biceptual. Most wonderful ideas are so obvious that they're not. Mother Nature erred: Leaves should fall up. Mother nature is a bitch. Mother said I hadn't oughta, so I stayed a virgin, sorta. Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby! Mother-in-law is an anagram of Woman-Hitler. Mothers-in-law must drink goat's milk, always butting in. Motorcycle riders DO IT with chains. Motorcycles -- Airplanes on two wheels Motto of the LAPD: "We Treat You Like A King!" Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. MOUNT TAPE U1439 ON B3, NO RING Mountains culminate in peaks, and nations in people. Mountains should be seen and not heard. Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. MOUSE: Species of Rodent known to inhabit computers. move along folks... just an off-topic message... nothing Move Bossy! Sorry mam, thought I was walkin around a cow Move over Rover, and let JIMI take over!! Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" Move your vowels every day or you'll get consonated. Movement To Ban Silly Tag Lines; Send donations to: Movie about transvestite supercomputers: "The Craying Gam Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. Mowmuffins - Dried accumulation of grass on the underside Mozart and Beethoven still know how to decompose. MP stands for Magnificent Pension. MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! Mr Bobbit: *OUCH!!!!* MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS! Mr Rogers of Borg: Wouldn't you like to be assilimated? Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers Mr Worf! Do you intend to blast a hole in the viewscreen? Mr Worf... Fire at Will.. >BZZZT< ... Hey, where'd Riker Mr. Big Brother, meet Mr. Religous Right. He's your boss Mr. Bullfrog says: Time is fun when you're having flies. Mr. Bullfrog sez: Time is fun when you're having flies. Mr. Cole's Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the plan opulation is growing. Mr. Custer? Can I be excused for the rest of the afternoo Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter  Picard Mr. La Forge, show these children the antimatter * JLP Mr. Math says: "Don't drink and derive!" Mr. Moderator the person I am writing to is a Twit. Mr. Moderator, you may now officially blow a gasket. Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic Mr. Rogers of Borg: Won't you be assimilated? Mr. Russo, this message will self destruct in 7 seconds.. Mr. Scott, energize. Hey! Where'd that pink bunny come f Mr. Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr. Worf! Eating Christmas Cookies, on my bridge? Mr. Worf, fire! Mr. Worf, fire at will. >ZAP!< Hey, where'd Riker go? Mr. Worf, FIRE. to be continued. Mr. Worf, place Ensign @LN@ in the torpedo tube. Mr. Worf, set phasers on -/Shake 'n' Bake!\- Mr.President? Incoming,sir. Launch code? Mr.Worf, sweep Dr.Crusher's remains OFF the transporter. Mrs. Bobbitt, you can't send *that* in the U.S. Mail. Mrs. Ghandi is in a sari state. MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS - celebrating ten years of continous obsolescence. MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used by laborat MS-DOS causes deafness and hair loss when used in laborat MS-DOS is a boot sector virus! MS-DOS is CP/M on steroids. MS-DOS....DR DOS' Sister. MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist MS-DOS: Celebrating ten years of continuous obsolescence. Ms. Gates does Chicago. MSDOS 6.0 - Because there aren't enough problems in the w MSDOS is a boot sector virus. Msdos-the latest utility supported by UNIX! MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 MSI - Redefining Telecommunications in '93 MST3K: THE ECHO "Oh bite me, it's fun!" MS_DOS...The ultimate PC Virus Mu salad dressing is sick. Call the Mayo Clinic. Much that is weird could happen on a world on the back of Mud slinging politicians clod their way to the top. Muff divers local 69, We dive at 5! Mulroney: The EDLIN of prime ministers... MultiMedia. Sick of that word yet? Multimedia: Offline reading and wearing a Walkman. Multiple Personality: First Person Plural. Multitask...Think and type at the same time. multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! Multitask: screw up several things at once! Multitaskers do it everywhere: Concurrently! Multitasking = screwing up several things at once. Multitasking allows screwing up several things at once. Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. Multitasking: Locking up more than 1 app @ a time. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! Multitasking? Been doing it for years.... I'm a mom! Mummelot - Bottomless repository where theatre tickets ar Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. Murder is just an extroverted suicide... Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is dead, but that stupid bunny keeps on going... Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy is out there ... watching ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist Murphy wasn't an optimist. He just got it wrong. Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rul Murphy's Golden Rule: Whoever has the gold makes the rule Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Murphy's Law fails only when you try to demonstrate it. Murphy's law for moderators: Take a quiet vacation and it Murphy's Law of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of w Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it. Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong it will Murphy's Rule of Combat: Incoming fire has the right of w Murphy's: All constants are variables! Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm Music is a higher revelation than philosophy. - Beethoven Music is SOUND LEARNING Music is the messenger no one can silence. Music is the only sensual pleasure without vice. Music makes a difference...support it in your schools. Music makes a quiet mind. Music with dinner is insulting both chef and violinist. Music....the staff of life! Music? I do not hear no steenking music!  Data Musicians do it in front of an audience. Musicians do it in time. Musicians DO IT with rhythm. Musicians Duet Better! Musicians never die, they just de-COMPOSE! Must go - My attack cat needs her claws filled. Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened. Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at. must...get...some...sleep...must...get...some...sleep... Mutants for nuclear power! }-) MUTANTS! Surrender now...Or be DESTROYED! Mutants, out. Chameleonic life forms, no thanks. Mute? Call 1-800-TALKING and give us your name. Mutilated monkey meat, Muy Groso Rules !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My amne keyboar oesn't have any 's! My 286 is really a Pentium with an identity crisis. My 32 bit graphics engine is byte injected. My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My appetite comes to me while eating. Michel de Montaigne My arm! said Captain Hook offhandedly. My ASCII has been de-limited. My assignment can't have been late. I don't believe in ti My baby done erased me from the hard disk of her heart My Baby is a Big Fat Tractor. My baby she wrote me a letter... My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft! My back is computerized--it has a floppy disk My BBS is baroque now. Please call Bach later with your My best taglines are in for repair! This one's a loaner. My best view from a Window was through OS/2. My Biscuits are Burnin'! - Yosemite Sam My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My Body's here, but my Mind's on vacation. My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R. My Borg is back, and there's gonna be trouble. Hey la... My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My boss made it the hard way. He was nice to his father. My brain ain't working. My brain hurts! My brain hurts...not my head...just my brain! My brain is my second favorite organ. My brain operation was considered minor surgery. My brain's in gear, neutral's a gear ain't it? My brain's not crippled, it's functionally challenged. My Canada includes Florida from November until April... My Canada includes Wisconsin from November until April... My cat has 9 lives, but my frog croaks daily! My cat just ate my mouse! My cat just learned to flush the toilet - seen my smart c My cat likes to play Hide-And-Go-Poop. My cat only likes me when I run the electric can opener. My cat only WISHES she was black. My cat wasn't broke, but I had him fixed anyway My cat's eyes look kinda glassy. I think he ate it. My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty' My cat's on steroids and is now no pussy. My comm port + Your comm port = wakawaka My compiler has a first name, it's Q.U.I.C.K. My computer can beat up your computer. My computer caught the Vivaldi virus. It's baroque now. My computer even came with a driver's side air bag. My computer has a virtual operator. My computer has cables... So why can't I get HBO? My computer has EMS....Won't you help? My computer isn't that nervous...it's just a bit ANSI. My computer just went down on me, but it aint as good as My computer NEVER loc My computer never locks u My computer practices Binary Bisexuality! My computer puts out. My computer's sick -- I think my modem is a carrier. My computer's sick and I think my modem is a carrier My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. My Concerto for Cuisinart and Microwave. My costume? A con tshirt and a committee badge :) My cow aborted, now she is decalfinated. My cow died so I don't need your BULL!... My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!! My credit is so bad they won't even take my cash! My current power amp produces no power or current. My dad and I are siamese twins. My dad hit me only once - with the Buick My dad must have been a phone phreak. My dear boy. Sometimes it's a diversion to read such rub My desk is final proof of Chaos theory.... My disappointments come in all sizes, to fit my hopes. My Dog ate my REP Packet!!! My dog dislikes the term "pet." He prefers "friend and co My dog says "hi." My dream is a code waiting to be broken. My dreams are getting way too literal. -Calvin My driving teacher had a pitchfork & he wasn't a farmer. My EGO is better than your EGO! My ex wife's other car is a BROOM My ex-wife got the gold mine, but I got the shaft. My family says I'm a psychopath, but the voices in my hea My family tree has fruits, nuts and flakes. Makes a great My family tree is in the forest, somewhere! My favorite brand of beer? Whatever SHE'S buying! My favorite language is 2 tape Autocoder My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician. My FidoNET address: 123 Any Street, Smalltown, USA 12334 My FLOPPIE got caught in my PKZIPPER !!!! My floppy got excited. Now it's a hard disk. My foolish parents taught me to read and write. My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?... My friend has MK for Super Nes. My friends.. to the future.. the undiscovered country.. My fruit cake was damaged on one side. My future's so dim, I gotta wear night vision goggles. My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever. My Ghod, for a minute there it all made sense! My girl friend doesn't fate orgasms, she lip syncs them t My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline. My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...... My girlfriend thinks I'm too nosey, she said so in her di My girlfriend's schizo. She's good people, but.... My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's! My Go this amn keyboar oesn't have any 's. My God .... it's full of stars! My GOD Jim, its a BBS, not a doctor... MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, sorry-didn't know y My God! A conference-related question! My God! It's full of stars! My God!!! It's full of stars (Dave Bowman 2010) My God, Bones. What have I done? What you had to do. My God, it's full of falling stars! My God, it's full of Yars! My grandfather was a small claims court jester - Steven W My gray hairs can beat your gray hairs. My Guru told me there'd be lifetimes like this. My hailing frequencies are open, Sir. Uhura My hard disk is full! Maybe I'll try this message section My Hard Disk went on a diet and lost it's FAT My hat covers my head.... Just like hair used to!! My haystack had no needle! My head hurts.....where are those plaid pills? My Home First Aid Kit holds 30 rounds...travel kit 7 roun My horse got shot, so I had to break his leg. My house was trashed by 'Not me' My Hovercraft is full of Eels. My hovercraft... You don't want to know. My HST is faster than your HST!!!! My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My imaginary friend won't speak to me My inner child is a sick little bastard! My interest is in the future, the present is passed ... My Karma has just run over your Dogma. My Karma ran over my dogma. My karma ran over your dogma! My keyboard keeps changing what I type. My kid can beat up your honor student! My kid just beat up your honor student. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire! My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore. My last original thought died of loneliness. My last original thought died of lonliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plo My life has Chinese music torture playing in the backgrou My life is devoted to the care and convenience of my cat. My life is in your hands... What do you mean, "oops"? My life is like a beer commercial. My life is not organized around high probability events. My life is still in BETA test. My life may be strange, but at least it's not boring! mY lINKAGE iS sTUCK iN rEVERSE. My logic escapes me at the moment My logic has drowned in a sea of emotion. - Sting My Loss is Your Gain! My machine ain't old! Relays still do the job.... My machine will do lunch with yours. My maid doesn't do windows, neither does my computer My mail reader can beat up your mail reader. My mama done tol' me... My MD wrote an Rx for regular sex, but Blue Cross refused My message above. Your response here ____________. My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in. My mind has been boggled...again and again..... My mind is closed so my body speaks My mind is like a blotter: Soaks it up, gets it backwards My mind is made up!! Don't confuse me with the facts! My mind is made up, don't confuse me with facts My mind is not for rent to any god or gov't My mind isn't ALWAYS in the gutter--sometimes it comes ou My mind. I can feel it. I can feel it going. Goodbye. My mistakes are purely erroneous. My modem can beat up your modem My modem has premature bauding... my modem has voice recognition. Whenever i say "Hang Up My modem isn't slow; it's "baudly" challened. My Moderate Moderator Mostly Muddled My Magnificent Messa My mom must have been a phone phreak. My mother invented me. My father denies! My mother is NEVER on time! - Worf My Mother loves ME! It's the computer she hates. My mother-in-law is a tough old hen! My mouse only has one ball too! My mouse only has one ball.... My mouth doesn't seem to have a backspace key ... My name is Bond, James Bond of Borg. You will be shaken, My name is Dave Rhodes. In September 1988 my car was repo My name is Inigo Mantoya. You stole my tagline. Prepare t My name is Inigo Montoya- you stole my tagline- prepare t My name is Taylor, but I don't know a needle from a pin. My name seems to be "xxx-xx-xxxx" what's yours? My neighbor has a circular driveway. she can't get out. My nicest dream:  - The world in harmony! My nicest dream: @ - The world in harmony! My nutritionist is Dr. Lecter. My one regret in life is that I'm not someone else. My one-legged sister is a professional ice skater. My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My opinion.. worth the paper it's written on! My opinions are my own, wonk, wonk, wonk. My opinions are not those of my ex-employer. My opinions expressed above are not necessarily mine. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am My opponent has been observed masticating in public! My other brain's a schizofrenic My other brain's an Einstein. My other car is a Galaxy Class Starship, need a ride? My other car is a Zamboni. My other car is an Edsel. My other computer has Lwaxana Troi's voice. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a 486. My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive. My other computer is a Borg. My other computer is a Cadillac. My other computer is a Commodore 64... =*Bandit1*= My other computer is a Compaq 386! My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a Cray Y-MP! My other computer is a Cray...That's the ticket! My other computer is a HoloDeck(tm). My other computer is a Pentium. My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is a VAX. My OTHER computer is an Colecovision! My other computer is an F-14's targeting system. My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other computer is even slower. My other modem is a 14.4... My other modem is an USRobitics HST DS 16800/FAX. My other processor is a Moulinex. My other shield has a target painted on it. Don't use it My other tag line is a killer! My other tagline is a footnote. My other tagline is a Porsche. My other tagline is being used on my CRAY Y-MP My other tagline is funny. My other vehicle is a Ferengi Marauder. My other vehicle is a Galaxy Class Starship ... My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird... My other vehicle is also a Galaxy-class starship. My parents feel I was well concieved. My patience is like 7-Up: Never had it, never will. My personal favorite is Spring Surprise. My phone number? OK.... (914) 555-1234 My photographic memory just ran out of toner. My poor mouse only has one ball. My problem is an 8088 brain in a 80486 world. My profession? Does the word "peon" mean anything to you My psychiatrist is Dr. Lecter. My puppys' cuter than your puppy - NYAH NYAH My question is: Do the researchers know who THEY are? My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My Rice Crispies says: "Girgle..grigle.." My rubber duck keeps sinking... My sex drive had a head crash. My shrink says I'm crazy, but the voices in my head tell My standard answer for that is, I don't know. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My system goes down more than a $10 whore! My systems are only programmed for one at a time. Data My tag line maker is broken! My tagline can beat up your tagline! My Tagline Creator Is On Vacation. My tagline is in the shop. This is a loaner. My tagline is invisible until it attacks someone. My tagline is off topic. My tagline writers are working overtime My taglines are original. I am a copy. My teacher is like chloroform; he puts the class to sleep My teeth aren't the sharpest in the world. Ro My telescope came with the optional pellet gun attachment My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted - SW My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My train of thought is a Mag-Lev. My trouble is that my absence makes good company. My Turbo Light is on, but nobody is home. My TWIT filter just put me on it's TWIT list! My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My widget is better than yours simply because it's MINE. My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. My wife can go from 0 to b*tch in 3.2 seconds. My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of m My wife gives good headache My wife got 15% off, and put it on the VISA at 19.8%! My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife or my modem? Gee, I'll miss her.... My wife wanted a golden shower, I could only afford antiq My wife's other car is a BROOM! My WYSIWYG is all GUI My yards a mess but my hard disk's the best!! mY r Mdm |s sTr|g and a |n (an My, my... a new voice is heard from the darkness beyond.. My, this echo is *interesting*. My, this echo's interesting... MyGuru told me there'd be lifetimes like this Myth #1: The computer only does what you tell it. Myth-conceptions are the major cause of wars. Mythology: Invented lies for future consumption. N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice - Naaah, couldn't be! NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remover naDev tajHey vIlegh'a' -- Macbeth Act II, scene i Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK! nah, I haven't played the game too much. NAK NAK Who's there? $%^&*@# NO CARRIER NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NAK NAK... Who's there? Nam homo proponit, sed Deus disponit. Name a Psychological Rock Group? Pink Freud! Name for a topless bathing suit: "Two for the show?" Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ Name:޺۳ݳ Rank:޺۳޳ Serial No:޺ݳݺ Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8) Nancy Wallace, Baltimore, MD/USA, Night Owl Point via Poo Nanosecond, used to measure a woman's attention span. Nanu nanu! Napjerk - The sudden body convulsions as one is about to Napjerk: The sudden body convulsions as one is about to d NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! National Association For Tagline Assimilators (NAFTA) National GMs Association: "Monsters don't kill, we do." Nato Ergo Sum Natural laws have no pity - RAH Nature Always Sides With The Hidden Flaw ! Nature is a mother. Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mi Nature, like people sometimes weeps for gladness. Navaglancing - Trying to find a good radio station while Navidad Ara Pora -Guarani Christmas NAVIGATOR----->Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map NAVY - Never Again Volunteer Yourself Not an adventure, Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line. Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid. Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops. Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher. Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. NAVY: Never Again Volunteer Yourself NBAcious - Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer go NC Beach Bum Here!! NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D.  Scotty NCC-1701. No bloody A, B, C, *or* D. Scotty NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under one.. nE/ER +_iC+< ++ Gif+ ##'rSE !|\| +][E +++'++++##. Near miss = Nearly missed = Hit Neater than necessary. Necessity is a mother. Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin Neckties strangle clear thinking Necrophilia: a dead art.. Need a change of scenery? Date a stage hand. Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Need file compression...? DEL *.* Need more taglines? Quote every line of a message written Needed: new search routine for organic memory module! Negative slack tends to increase. Neglintics - The study of why contrasting lint attaches i Neil Armstrong tripped. Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamlet Neither rain or snow or l?ne noise.. Neither rain, nor snow, nor l?ne nLoi Thanks!! ;-) Nickel: Once good for getting the wrong number with. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder. Nigel,let that caller's leg go! Night of the living dead chipmunks Night of the Living Thread! NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! Nightmare: A bard who plays the bagpipes and symbols. Nightowls are REAL people. Nihilism doesn't exist. Nihilism should commence with oneself. NikeVirus: Just does it... Nimoy for President in '96! The *ONLY* logical choice! Nine months? Why were you in such a hurry at the end? Nine out of 10 men who try Camels prefer women. Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong. Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - Disraeli Ninety percent of everything will prove to be plain crap. Ninja Sminga. You can't Karate chop a bullet. Ninth Level Tagline Thief, +8 to swipe. Ninth rule of acquisition: Opportunity + instinct= profit Nitrate........... Different than the day rate. Nitrate: The motel rate for a stay of more than two hours Nixon in '92! He's repented, tanned, and ready!!!!! NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor sold it NJ State Bird is the Mosquito. NKOTB meet the Revolting Cocks! Story at 11... No - I have not grown roots into this chair! No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck No Amount Of Planning Will Replace Dumb Luck No amount of poor schooling can spoil a good student. No animals were harmed during the making of this film, ex No answer is also an answer. No Applause, Please No baby on board - you can destroy my car now. No bachelor files for divorce after a home-cooked meal. No battle plan has ever survived contact with the enemy. No Bill, it's not an XT. We're just testing Windows NT No Brain, No Pain. NO CARRIER. Oh well, I didn't want to land anyways. NO CARRIER? Where will Tom Cruise land his plane? No Commander, I meant the OTHER battleship. No Commander, I meant the OTHER battlestar. No condo, no MBA, no BMW, no 486, no clever tagline. No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No decorations necessary. No executive ever devotes any effort to proving himself w No facts are sacred, none are profane. No files copied, insufficient disk space. No generalization is wholly true, not even this one. No Gifts, please. CASH ONLY! No good deed goes unpunished. No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting No hangovers -- stay drunk!!! No he's not... * Kira NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and redhea No honest man ever repented of his honesty. No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun.. No inequity is too trivial. No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER No it isn't! No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ... No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No job is too simple nor too small to make a mess out of. No job is too small to screw up! No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS. No liberals = no progress = no computers = no BBSs. NO LITTERING - $100 FINE - Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap! NO LITTERING X $100 FINE X Lorena Bobbitt got off cheap! No longer a Ghost! No main() No Gain! No man can serve two masters, yes-men can serve hundreds. No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar No man is a fool always, but all men are fools sometimes. No man is an island, but some of us are long peninsulas. No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires so No man is lonely while eating spaghetti. No man is useless... he can always serve as a bad example No man's liberty is safe while legislature is in session. No matter how cynical I get,I still can't keep up..Lily T No matter how large that drive is, it'll never be enough. No matter how thin you slice it, it's still baloney. No matter how you dress a cow, it still gives milk ! No matter how you slice it, it's still a golf ball No matter what goes wrong, someone knew it would. No matter what goes wrong, there is always somebody who k No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter where you go ... There you are. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No matter where you go, there you are. Go see yourself! No matter where you go, there you are. Right here. No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!! No matter which way you spit, it's up wind. No matter who you vote for the government wins! No Means No! No medicine can cure a vulgar person. No moderator? Lets chat about Windows! No Money? Problem. No more blah, blah, blah! No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No more sick days? Call in dead! No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all! No moving parts! No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No mushy keyboards, please.... No need for WindowsVideoAccelerator, get OS/2. No need to be leading to have the courage to go ahead. NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles No nurse! I said to TUCK the patient in the bed! No offence intended to those that offence not intended to No one can call just once... No one can get ahead of you when they're kicking you in t No one can guarantee the actions of another. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. No one can put you down without your full cooperation. No one can think clearly with clenched fists. No one does as much harm as one going about doing good. No one else pays attention to you, so why should I? No one ever really knows themself. That certainly makes Y No one ever said freedom was free. No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one hates a job well done! No one is so happy or sad as he imagines. No one knows how he'll act under pressure. No one really knows enough to be a pessimist. No one should ever see how laws and sausages are made. No one should hide their true self behind a false face. No one should test the depth of a river with both feet. No one test the depth of a river with both feet. No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun No one wants war. No parking in the red zone. No person ever became wicked all at once. No person is lonely while eating spaghetti. No person should govern another without their permission. No pointed ears, but you sound like a Vulcan. McCoy No problem is insoluble. No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious! No program works the first time you run it. No Purchase Required, Details Inside Package. No quarter asked, no change given. No question is too complex to have a stupid answer. No Response, Please! No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR! No sane man will dance. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No sense in being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No serenade, no fire brigade, just pyromania. No sex with anyone in the same office. No son, we used Windows to slow down games on 486's No special reason, just government policy. No speech can be entirely bad if it is short enough. No straw, no camel's back, but SOMETHING broke...! No Tag No Tagline available at this time. No tagline, just space (opps) No Tagline..... I read this online.... so sue me :) No tax collector will ever enter the Kingdom of Heaven. No taxation with out representation (void in NY)! No thanks, I'm a Government man. No thanks, I'm already having one. No thanks. I already have a nagila. No thanks... I don't do Windows. No that's not my real face, mum just taught me to walk on No User Serviceable Components Inside... HA! No user-serviceable parts inside. Refer to qualified ser No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites. No wanna work, wanna bang on keyboard. No wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. No wife of *mine* is doing any dishes. That's what we ha No Windows, no cry No woman ever shot a man while he was doing the dishes. No woman has ever shot a man while he's doing the dishes. No woman should imitate men. Men are not worth it. No wonder can last more than three days. No Woody, I said TUCK the kids in bed! No! I'm not a Nurse! No! No! This one goes there, that one goes there. Righ No! I have a tagline phobia! STAY BACK, TAGLINE! NO! It's MY keyboard! Get AWAY! Get your OWN!!!! NO! NO! Nurse Bobbitt! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES! NO! NO! Nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES! No! Susan! No! No! Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co. No, Albinoni is NOT a great tasting fish. No, boars are never chauvinists. No, dear - smoke is SUPPOSED to come out... No, Honey! I said TUCK the kids in bed! No, I am NOT related to Ross Perot! -- Quark no, I don't have a graduate degree - why do you ask? No, I don't know what "apathy" means, nor do I care. No, I never read the documentation No, I said, "No nude Texans." NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in Outer Space. No, I'm from Oklahoma City, I just work in outer space. No, I'm from outer space. I only get my E-Mail in New Jer No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. No, I'm not just another extended character. No, I'm not related to Ross Perot!! * Quark No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, it's a feature... Really. No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree! No, Lorena, I do NOT want to try your homemade sausage! NO, MY CAPS LOCK KEY ISN'T MALFUNCTIONING, I'M SCREAMING! No, no, Nurse! I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his.. NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!! No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!! No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! NO, not that one! @*%^)!-+_\^ NO CARRIER No, nurse! I said to PRICK his BOIL! No, Palchelbel is NOT a phone company. No, Q, I meant a BUD light! No, seriously, how much damage did I take? No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Phone Company! No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican Telephone Company! No, that chair isn't saved. But we're praying for it! NO, UART! No, we are not drugs on... No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD" No-bra speech: Point here, point there, shaky in between! No-one ever reads these things. No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No; not dead, "electroencephalographically challenged." No?! Some people collect mail packets? Really!! No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a time?! Noah saved all the animals from the flood by arcing them. Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Noah! Come quick! There's water in the basement! Noble deeds that are concealed are most esteemed. Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble. Nobody can be like me. Even I have trouble doing so. Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody else knows what to do either. Nobody ever bet too much on a winning horse. Nobody ever bets enough on the winning horse. Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody ever forgets where they buried the hatchet. Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out! Nobody ever goes there, it's too crowded. Nobody ever puts out a sign that says NICE DOG. Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.... Nobody has ever learned all of WordPerfect. Nobody HAS to do anything Nobody helps nobody but himself! Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too. Nobody home but the lights, and they're out too. Nobody is as deaf as those who will not to hear. Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen Nobody knows the trouble I have been. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen. Nobody notices when things go right, and I'm noticed. Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed. Nobody notices when things go right. Nobody roots for Goliath. Nobody shoots at Santa Claus. Nobody's interested in sweetness and light. Nobody's perfect... We are what we are! Nobody's seen it all. Nocturnal golfers enjoy swinging nightclubs. Nod King promoted the first dyslexic boxing match in the Node: Was aware of. The past tense of "know." Noggenavigation - The ability of parents to guide kids by Nollaig Shona Duit -Gaelic/Irish Christmas Nominating Data for moderator, he has an off button. Nominations for PMS Poster Child are open. Non omnia possumus omnes. Non piu andrai, farfalone amoroso.... Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. Non stunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatum Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! Noncombatant: A dead Quaker. Nondeterminism means never having to say you are wrong. None None but a mule denies his family. None but a mule denies his genealogy. None is more helpless than the owner of sick goldfish. None of the Nixon staff can be with us today, they couldn None of you exist. My sysop just types all this in. None of you exist; my sysop types all this in. None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Nonsense, no man I know can do it that way. O'Brien NOOOOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Ther're all gonna laugh at you!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They're all gonna laugh at you! Nope, didn't like it. -- Mr. Horse Nope, I'm not kidding. Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, the NORAD: Home of the WOPPER, NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machine... Northern Exposure: Watch out for the frostbite! Nos micturate te salutamus. Nostalgia gets old. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be ... Nostalgia was much better in the good old days. Nostridamus - Nose itch when your hands are unable to scr Not a bug - an undocumented feature!! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a desk person: Did not go to college -work evaluation NOT a dittohead. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir. Not Again? Not all bugs are worth fixing. Not all men are fools, some are bachelors. Not all questions worth asking have answers... Not all the cookies are in the jar. Not all those who wander are lost NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! NOT ANOTHER TAGLINE, where will I fit them all.. Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not by killing others. Not enough mail??? Here, let me help. Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not everything in life is funny. Not everything more difficult is more meritorious. Not everything that counts can be counted. Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking. Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough! * JLP Not if I have to cook it! Not just a job, but an adventure. Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time. Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. Not NOW! I'm watching Star Trek! Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Trek). Not now, honey, I'm screaming at Ron! Not now, I have a headache! Not now, Kato. Not on your life ! Not plane nor bird nor even frog.... Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a kludge. Not reading Drive C: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fail? Not Ready Error reading user's mind. Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. not the '^' and the 'E' ... there is a list of control co Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not the choice of words I would have used, but then again NOT the Co-moderator! Not to know is bad, but not to wish to know is worse. Not to worry, this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution. Not to worry... "I have a little list... They will never Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Not tonight honey, I got a BBS! Not tonight, dear, I have a modem. Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash. Not unlike having your brains lightly whipped into a smoo NOT using Deluxe and loving it! NOT! ;) Not, I think, today, Commander. - Picard Nothin' ain't worth nothin', but it's free. Nothing astonishes like common sense and plain dealing. Nothing bad said about you is ever untrue. Nothing beats Windows, it keeps loading and loading and l Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong! Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro%&*@# NO CARRIER Nothing can help this story. . . Nothing could be finah than to be in Carolina! Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing cures insomnia like the realization that it's tim Nothing damages new truth as old error. Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. Nothing found on any drive . . . (R)etry (C)ry (D)rink Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm. Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Nothing in this world is certain but DOS and taxes. nothing increases your golf score like witnesses Nothing is 100% certain, bug free or IBM compatible. Nothing is as dangerous as a mystic Association. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead. Nothing is ever foolproof. They are always so ingenious. Nothing is final. Except me, of course. Nothing is impossible for he who doesn't have to do it. Nothing is impossible for someone impervious to reason. Nothing is impossible for the man who does not have to do Nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it. Nothing is interesting if you're not interested. Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form. Nothing is more believed as that known least by the most. Nothing is more productive than the last minute. Nothing is opened more often by mistake than the mouth. Nothing is so good that somebody will not hate it. Nothing is so smiple that I can't screw it up. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is sometimes the best thing to say. Nothing is true, everything is permitted. Nothing is very funny when you're underneath it. Nothing is wrong with you that reincarnation can't cure. Nothing like fresh men for the gators. Nothing makes a vacation seem better than hindsight. Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war. Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss do an h Nothing new here. Think it'll change anyone's mind? Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought. Nothing really happens until it happens to you. Nothing really obnoxious ever totally disappears. Nothing recedes like success. Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth. Nothing succeeds like failure. Nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Nothing Unreal Exists Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO! Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing ventured... nothing gained... nothing taxed!!! Nothing vouchered, nothing gained. Nothing works, and nobody cares. Nothing wrong that reincarnation won't cure. Nothing you can't spell will ever work. Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Nothing's more dangerous than a mind with a solitary idea Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. Notice how easily it detaches. Ro Notice how no one criticized Riker until Wesley was gone? Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. Notice: All incoming fireballs have the right of way. NotraP ylloD -- sniw ytivarg ,dne eht nI Notte de' cari istanti, de' palpiti e de' canti... Nouvelle cuisine shows more on the bill, than the plate. Now and then an honest person goes into politics. Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator. Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature. Now casting "The Lorena Bobbitt Story!" Cutoff date to be Now casting "The Lorena Bobbitt Story"Cut off date is... Now could I drink hot blood... Now Eating:Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !! Now how did that tagline get in there... Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Do Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? NOW I've put my ear in it! Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now in new great-tasting Grape and Watermelon flavors. Now is NOT a good time to annoy me.... Now is the time for all good men to come to. Now is the time for senseless bickering! Now may be an excellent time to become a missing person. Now now, we're not schizophrenic, are we? Now only if I can DO IT 4 as much as I think about it. Now Serving: Left d'oeuvres Now that feels familiar. (John Bobbitt) Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that I have your ear, Mr. Van Gogh... Now that I've given up hope I feel much better... Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to paddle off! Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here? Now that we have had sex I just put on this condom and yo Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now THAT'S Italian! Now there's a moderator with an itchy twit-finger. Now this is a way to make a phone call! Now this is extremely nasty. Now this won't hurt a bit.... Now using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . . Now we know where Michael left that other glove. Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Now what did he mean by THAT? Now what was it that Michael liked to HIDE in Hide & Seek Now what were we talking about? Now where can you find one, nicer than this? Now where did I park my hard drive? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now where did I put that tagline? Now where did I put those transwarp drive specs? ... Now where did you say my disk drove? Now why did I reply to this again ?? Now why do you think THAT? Now you are cooking with gas. Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling. Now you see it, now you don't. Now you've done it, you gweedy wabbit! Now, a one time offer... you can give me $100 for free! Now, back to minding my own business.... Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's! Now, Here's John Bobbitt with a few words about Crazy Glu Now, how does Wesley save THIS universe? Now, I 'accidentally' put it together when the last few Now, if I could just get the BLUE WAVE to wash my truck.. Now, now, we're not schizophrenic, am I? Now, that feels familiar... - John Bobbitt Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? Now, WHERE did you say my disk drove?? Now, witness the power of this FULLY operational Tagline! NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Now... Would _I_ do _that_?!? Now... where did I park that hard disk? Now.... what was I saying? Nowadays even some illiterates can read and write. NRA.....We maim to please! NR] It's Not What You Know, But Who You Know. NR] Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. NR] Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. Nuclear submarine's major problem: Whale mating season. Nuclear Weapons: May they rust in peace. Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more! Nudists are people who wear one--button suits. Nugalicity - Degree to which a Snickers will stretch befo Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke 'em till they glow, then shoot 'em in the dark!! Nuke Barney from orbit - it's the only way to be sure. Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service Nuke the Whales! Nuke the whales, save the plankton! Nuke'm til they glow, then shoot'em in the dark! Null modems were created when God got no handshake. Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!... Number 6 of Borg - Why I resigned is irrelevant. Number of phone rings = Number of steps from toilet - 1 Number of Vulcans to replace a bulb? Precisely 1.000000. Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched. nuqDaq yuch Dapol  Troi NuqDaq'oH puchpa''e' Nurse!, You done it backwards, I said prick his boil Nurse, you did it BACKWARDS! I said "prick his boil"... Nurses DO IT with care.. Nurses? Nah.....I'll take the Docs! Nuthin' is simple sometimes... Nutrasecond -The few seconds of pleasure before the after Nutrition tagline -Low in sodium- Nuttonbutton - The device at intersections marked "push t Nyquil: The sneezy achy whyamIonthekitchenfloor medicine Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! [POP!] Oooooooh, a wise guy! Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk - Curly Howard O che sciagura d'essere senza coglioni! O God, our help in ages past, our hope for years to come: O Isis und Osiris o NO CARRIER o o o <- Bald tribbles <- after hairclub visit O Oysters come and walk with us, the Walrus did beseech. O rage! O despair! O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist. O'Brien, beam a large pepperoni pizza to these coordinate O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist. O.K to coninue?? O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on. Oat bran can cause cereal output errors. Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da Obesity: A surplus gone to waist. Obey little! Resist much! Question authority! Eat fibre! OBGYN.ZIP - Doc file for WOMEN.ZIP Obi Wan Kenobi at dinner: "Use the FORKS, Luke! The FORKS Obi Wan Kenobi at the dinner table: "Use the FORKS, Luke" Objection, your Honour! My client is an idiot! Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder. Objects are closer than they appear... Objects may be closer than they appear. Objects on screen are closer than they appear... Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear. OBLIGATO -- being forced to practice the piano. Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. Oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good. Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection. Observe the face of the wife to know the husband's charac obviously some unnamed agency's sick sense of humor... Occasional chair: What is it the rest of the time? Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a w o has no gills. - Ambrose Bierce October, when greens turn brown and tans pale. October; When trees change from hirsuties to bald pates. Odo Burger: It's a burger! It's a shake! It's fries! Odo Burger: What you want, your way, right away. Odo uses PKZIP for those *really* small shapes. Odo, is there any more jello in the fridge? Odo? Odo!? Odo-ware: Software that configures itself to your compute Odo/Dax '96 - Leadership that can adapt! Odo: "I sleep in a bucket." Lwaxana: "That's okay, I c OdoDos 6.0 - Works with ANY software on ANY system in ANY ODOSCAN.EXE: keeps the Quarks off of your hard drive. Of all forms of caution, cautious love is the most fatal. Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all my relations, I like sex the best. Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one Of all the things I lost, it's my mind I miss most! Of all the things I lostI miss my MIND the most!!! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most! Of all thirty-six alternatives, ignoring it is best. Of all thirty-six alternatives, running away is best. Of all wild beasts, a boy is the most difficult to tame. Of course he's a traitor, Friend Computer. Of course he's dead--I killed him. Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the first date Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Of course I know what I'm doing! Now gimme that magnet. Of course I Know what I'm doing... ...NO CARRIER Of course I like children. Sauteed with onions and mushro Of course I love you, go to sleep. Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'll introduce you to Warren! Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Of course I'm On Topic! (what conference is this?) Of course I'm running Windows NO CARRIER Of course I'm runnning Windows@#%@#$@#$ NO CARRIER Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification. Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you. Of course the moderators are Nazi's... what did you expec Of course Windows can multi-tas^}%#)*!@@@@}}^} NO CARRIER Of COURSE you can Trust me!!! ! Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop afterall, sir. Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. Of course, we could always get a sump pump. Of great value to the organization: Turns in work on time Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ^D!@#$%^(*&^%^Z. Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔ)$׃Ð Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Off Topic? What do you mean I'm off topic! OFF-line mail make sysops happy. Off-line Readers are commie plots to drive us crazy! Off-topic = more interesting. Off-topic messages are like people out of place. Offense is a human emotion. Offensive Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RAM to De Offer Expires 01/01/80 -- Vote Cliton/Gore! Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last . Office of Economic Opportunity Official Blue Wave Betazoid (oh, Deanna...?) Official host of the OFF-TOPIC conference. Official member of the ACR. Official Member, Tagline Hall of Flame. Official TEEN Echo Jester (and Official TEEN Boobie Lov' Official Teen Echo Jester (By appointment of Sir Jimmy th Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wlel/ OFFLINE 1.35 * FIDO NetMail 1:3406/29 or my BBS@(503)838- OFFLINE 1.38 OFFLINE 1.40 OFFLINE 1.40 * A freely available QWK reader! OFFLINE 1.40 * Format another (Y/N)? OFFLINE 1.40 * Happy New Year! OFFLINE 1.40 * I made it Foolproof, but they made better OFFLINE 1.40 * Live from New York... OFFLINE 1.40 * Live in the Now OFFLINE 1.40 * Merry Christmas! OFFLINE 1.40 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.40 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.40 * We don't need no steenking tag lines... OFFLINE 1.40 * WHAT? This ain't the Files Section? OFFLINE 1.40 * Why leave a tagline? OFFLINE 1.41 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.41 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.41 * This tagline is SHAREWARE! To Register, s OFFLINE 1.41 * We don't need no steenking tag lines... OFFLINE 1.42 * TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS 1994 STANLEY CUP CHAMP OFFLINE 1.43 * << Politically Un-Corrct Tagline Deleted! OFFLINE 1.43 * A freely available QWK reader! OFFLINE 1.43 * Recycle! For us... and them... OFFLINE 1.43 * Save the Planet OFFLINE 1.43 * This is a tag line OFFLINE 1.50 OFFLINE 1.50 ""I am Homer of the BORG! Resistance is ... OFFLINE 1.50 "* My other computer is a Fire Control Syst OFFLINE 1.50 "... I know a good tagline when I steal one OFFLINE 1.50 "Apathy Error: Don't Bother Striking Any Ke OFFLINE 1.50 "BREAKFAST.COM halted. Cereal port not res OFFLINE 1.50 "Chevys forever!!" OFFLINE 1.50 "Computer possessed?? Use Device=Exor.sys" OFFLINE 1.50 "Floppy not detected. Formatting hard drive OFFLINE 1.50 "FORMAT DRIVE C:? [ ] Yes [ ] Sure [x] OFFLINE 1.50 "GENERAL FAILURE A>bort, R>etry, F>ire Sho OFFLINE 1.50 "Here's a partial score: Cleveland 10" OFFLINE 1.50 "Hey Rocky... watch me pull a tagline out o OFFLINE 1.50 "I am cat of Borg - We will assimilate your OFFLINE 1.50 "I bought a 486/66 and still get the d___ h OFFLINE 1.50 "I have tole you twict goddamit No!" OFFLINE 1.50 "I prefer text mode based BASIC because its OFFLINE 1.50 "I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 2 OFFLINE 1.50 "I want to be a modirater when I grow up" OFFLINE 1.50 "I woke above ground again today." OFFLINE 1.50 "If at first you don't succeed, blame it on OFFLINE 1.50 "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popul OFFLINE 1.50 "Mary had a little RAM - about a MEG or so. OFFLINE 1.50 "Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy OFFLINE 1.50 "postmark: hotel trout fishing in america" OFFLINE 1.50 "Sure you can trust the government! Ask th OFFLINE 1.50 "Text mode forever!? Oh, please! Oh pleas OFFLINE 1.50 "The backup's not over 'til the fat table s OFFLINE 1.50 "The hourglass is named correctly, it takes OFFLINE 1.50 "The years creep slowly by, Lorena." OFFLINE 1.50 "This is not a tagline." OFFLINE 1.50 "Useless! Useless!" OFFLINE 1.50 "What's this button? 'Hey Spock, wh OFFLINE 1.50 "while(cat != here) play(mice);" OFFLINE 1.50 "Why can't I come up with a NEAT tag line?" OFFLINE 1.50 "Windows NT: Needs Terabytes" OFFLINE 1.50 "Don't Panic" OFFLINE 1.52 OFFLINE 1.52 "Don't you know where your towel is?" OFFLINE 1.52 "Down with ignurance!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Dr. Faustus, call your service." OFFLINE 1.52 "Drink wet cement and get really stoned!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we di OFFLINE 1.52 "Enter any 12-digit prime number to continu OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in operator: add beer." OFFLINE 1.52 "Error in Virtual Reality Simulator Control OFFLINE 1.52 "Everyone lives by selling something." OFFLINE 1.52 "Excellence is an option that is renewable. OFFLINE 1.52 "Fact of life #15: Heads bleed, walls don't OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure has gone to his head." OFFLINE 1.52 "Failure teaches success." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fain would I climb, yet fear I to fall." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fancy gizmos don't work." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fasten your seat belt." OFFLINE 1.52 "Feces Occurs." OFFLINE 1.52 "Fish and guests smell in three days." OFFLINE 1.52 "For fools rush in where angels fear to tre OFFLINE 1.52 "Friends come and go but enemies accumulate OFFLINE 1.52 "From sharp minds come pointed heads." OFFLINE 1.52 "Gay Whales Against the Bomb!" OFFLINE 1.52 "Genuine imitation placebos anybody?" OFFLINE 1.52 "Get out of the road, if you want to grow o OFFLINE 1.52 "Give your child mental blocks for Christma OFFLINE 1.52 "Golf is a good walk spoiled." OFFLINE 1.52 "Golfer: A person who hits and tells." OFFLINE 1.52 "Good day to avoid cops. Crawl to school." OFFLINE 1.52 "Good girls get Heaven; bad girls, the worl Offline 135 ... is offline, the Wave killed it! Offline E-mailers DO IT all night. Offline mail readers are the only way! Often it's fatal to live too long Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. Oh - to be in L.A. when the polyethyl-vinyl trees are in Oh bother! Said Pooh, and twitted his moderator. Oh bother, said Barry and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderato Oh bother, said Ray and twitted the (HI-ASCII) moderator. Oh boy... Oh captain! my captain! our fearful trip is done. Oh could I fly, I'd fly with thee. Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again Oh dear, it's dawn again. Oh dear.I think you'll find reality's gone on the blink a Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit. Oh don't grovel! Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Modulator! Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!? Oh how I love to lick your creamy center! Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place Oh my God! Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure. Oh never mind! Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice! Oh no not this aga&%$*#(##@ NO CARRIER Oh no! Not another expensive update. Oh no! Not the Bajoran Death Chant!  Ro OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!! Oh no! The moderator of the MPD echo just banned aliases Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines! OH NO! It's Bette Midler. Oh No! Not Again? Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! Oh no, a viru׀ Oh no, Mike Zier, don't even think of pressing Alt-A. Th OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! Oh no, not again! Oh no, not another learning experience! Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no, not deja-vu again. Oh no Oh nooooo! :-O Not AGAIN! Oh smeg. What the smegging smeg's he gone and done? Oh sure! But what's the speed of dark? Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can you writ Oh Tasha, See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me! Oh that? I was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh very clever Worf, eat any good books lately? Oh war. Thou son of Hell. Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other. Oh yea, so what can the Phone Company D#&* NO CA Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll understand Oh yeah? Beta test this. Oh! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha.. Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas? Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?! Oh! Oh I see! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! Oh! sorry, I have zipped pkunzip.exe... Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas? Oh, !!! I just lost all my taglines! Oh, a wise guy! Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home! Oh, bother! said Pooh, and twitted the moderator. Oh, By the way, Which one's Pink? --- Pink Floyd Oh, cry me a river. Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you Oh, forget the DOCS, just see if it blows up! Oh, goody! My Alludium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator! Oh, heavy is the burden of being me. * Q Oh, hell! My mood ring just exploded! Oh, him? He was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh, how absolutely typical of your species! Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I love a woman in uniform! - Quark Oh, I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, I'm sorry, was that your hard drive. Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head bothering you? Oh, I've had such a curious dream! said Alice. Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, my ears and whiskers, how late it's getting. Oh, no! Not another learning experience. OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired! Oh, no! Not *ANOTHER* learning experience. OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil! (sigh) Oh, no. Not another learning experience. Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open! Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. Oh, Picard, I will enjoy you morning, noon and night! Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME Oh, say can you C, from C to shining C. C ? Oh, that sound of male ego. Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny Carson Oh, very clever Worf. Eat any good books lately? Oh, well... never mind! Oh, what a tangled web we weave -Hair Club For Men. Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him up} Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you asked if I had a hard DISK? Oh, you didn't want a XEROX or the disk?!? Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Oh, you mean the old Same place. Oh, you mean you can use LOTUS to do arithmetic? Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood. Oh, you're no fun anymore! Oh. It's you again. Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh????? Ohhhhhh...ET must be into the beer again....I'm drunk! Ohio's school cuts to pay for tomb stones for the politic Ohio's school cuts will be used to prop up decades of bus Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ohmygosh!.....Ugottabekidding...... Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! Ok honey, I'll come to bed in a minute OK Scotty, NOW! Detonate and energize! I mean....... Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops! Ok! I'm weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric. Ok, Alright, Just PUT THE MOUSE DOWN! Ok, anyone comes any closer and the nigger gets it - Blaz OK, I'm confused. More than normal, that is. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric. Ok, let yourself go, as long as you can let yourself back Ok, now for a quick backu***&*%#^1s* Ok, now for a quick backu^L+b&2PO^1+=. Ok, now for a quick backuA&#^1s Ok, now let's see what happens WITHOUT the parrot. OK, so the ogre has me in a bear hug? Great! I'll fireb Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo OK. Hold it right there! OK. I got a life. Now, what do I do with it? Ok... So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines. Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC! Okay All, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you goi Okay Okay - right after this one we're BACK to the TOPIC! Okay witch, give us all your gold pieces, or we kill your Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what? Where are you going? Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what? Okay, plan B: We'll hide you with Michael Jackson. Okay, quit _leading_ me on... Okay. When I count to three, everybody smile! Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar? OL "Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." Old age & treachery triumph over youth & vigor. Old age = you + 20 years. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old age comes at a bad time in life. Old age is a disease without a cure. Old age is better than the alternative. Old age is not for sissies. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Old age needs so little, but it needs that little so much Old bakers never die, they just quit making dough. Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier. Old birds are hard to pluck. Old burglars never die, they just steal away! Old Charlie stole the handle, And the train, it won't sto Old computers make great boat anchors. Old computers never die, they just become video games. Old enough to bleed is old enough to breed Old enough to know better, young enough not to care! Old farts never die! - they just smell that way Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way. Old frogs never die...But they do croak! Old Grandad is dead but his spirits live on. Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on. Old is always fifteen years older than I am. Old is needing a fire permit for your birthday cake. Old is when your back goes out more often than you do. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases. Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O. Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abateme OLD MATHEMATICIANS never die, they just disintegrate Old McDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old memories never die...they just haunt you! Old Moderator: Burned out shell of a computer hobbyist. Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old musicians never die, they just decompose. Old Musicians never die, they just go flat! Old Musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar. Old musicians never die. They slowly decompose. Old musicians never die. They just decompose! Old programmers never die, they just lose their byte. Old programmers never die. They branch to a new address. Old programmers never die; they just endlessly loop. Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.. Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. Old soldiers never die. Young soldiers do. Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Old typesetters never die. They just decompose. Old: When you are 17 neck, A 44 around waist, and a 106 Old? Fat? Sideburns? Rinestone Jumpsuit? Dial 1-800-IME-L OLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLICE TAGLINE-DON'T CROSS-POLI Ollie North shreds his documents here. Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? On a beer day, you can pee forever. On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disk you can seek forever On a headstone: "I told you I was sick!" On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust. On a quiet night, you can listen forever and hear nothing On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7. On all LaserGrams: Don't forget the Zap code. On any night you can hear Fords rust. On earth as it is in San Francisco On finding a stone we see no dog; on seeing a dog we find on is a lion in his own cause. On leave from CNN... On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 2718 On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 278 On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech On the 6th day, God invented beer, On the 7th, Beroccas a On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing e On the cutting edge of compu$%@{ On the cutting edge of software disolution. On the cutting edge of software evolution... On the edge of a precipice, only a fool does cartwheels. On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street On the next Geraldo: was Gertrude Stein a Vogon? On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers On the other hand, you have different fingers. On the other hand... you have five different fingers. On the stage, dying is easy, comedy is difficult. On the subject of SEX: I'm in favor of it. On the wall of the women's restroom on the Enterprise: "W fore". On this BBS, we recycle all of our bytes, bit by bit. On what conclusions do you base your facts? On your turf again, and using fake taglines! Once := Accident Twice := Coincidence Once a draft dodging Communist..always a draft dodging Co Once a king always a king, but once a knight isn't enough Once a Moderator, Always moderating. Once again, Odo wins the Twister championship. Once in a while, I screw up and do something right Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. Once more into the breach. Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is no longer a friend Once uttered, words run faster than the horses i bet on. Once you understand your computer it is obsolete Once you've had it, you'll miss it....... One accurate measurement is worth a thousand expert opini One already wet does not fear the rain. One B-2 bomber = 30,000 4-year college educations. One bag of money is stronger than two bags of truth. One Beer At A Time. One Beer gets me Drunk...usually the 47th. One black bird to another: "Bred any good rooks lately?" One Buchanan beats a Bush hiding a Quayle any day. One Byte at a Tyme. One can never underestimate the intelligence of the elect One crow will not peck out another crow's eyes. One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole in it! One day I woke up and discovered that I was in love with One day I'm a windshield, the next day a bug thereon. One day I'm going to give it to that Bajoran tramp  Troi One day you will find yourself and be quite disappointed. One does not thank logic. One enemy can harm you more than one hundred friends can One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. One fly to another: "Hey, your man's open..." One for the thumb in '91! One for you and *seven* for me... Is that better? - Quark One good turn gets all the blankets! One good turn gets most of the blanket on a cold night. One good turn gets most of the blanket. One good turn gets most of the blankets. One good turn gets the whole blanket. One hand cannot applaud. One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to get aro One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One Is Seldom Criticized For A Closed Mouth. One is tolerant only of that which does not concern him. One kid I put thru college, the other I put thru a wall. One Klingon Flea to another...Meet you on the next ridge. One lawyer can steal more than a hundred men with guns. One legged girls are pushovers... One level further down somebody is getting killed, right One lie always leads to another almost automatically. One lie always leads to another. One lie makes many. One lie or one peanut...One leads to another. One man cannot summon the future. One man gathers what another man spills... One man plus courage is a majority. One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as true. One man with courage makes a majority One man's belly laugh is my theology. One man's folly is another man's wife. One man's great program is another man's dud! One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. Lazaru One man's Windows are another man's walls. One mans bug is another man's _undocumented feature_. One man`s theology is another man's belly laugh. One modem said to another: "Hey, you've got a nice baud!" One modem said to another: "mind showing me your bits?" One modem said to the other "Do you have to echo every th One moment please; we are adjusting the Reality parameter One more day like today and I'll kill you One murder makes a villain, millions make a hero. One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. One never knows, do one? One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about othe One night with a sailor & she won't be a feminist anymore One nybble and you're hooked. One nybble at a time. One of the few BBSes with a subwoofer. One of the few things that the Japanese CAN'T do better. One of the great labor-saving devices of today is my spou One of the great labor-saving devices of today is tomorro One of the hardest secrets for a man to keep is his opini One of these days is none of these days. One of these days, Alice, one of these days. One of these words is illegible. One on-topic post a day keeps the moderator at bay. One page a day keeps the moderator at bay. One peels a problem like an onion. One person's is another's . One person's is another's . ( ? ) One person's bug is another person's feature. One person's essential feature is another's useless frill One person's theology is another person's belly laugh. One picture is worth a thousand words. See diagram below. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness bind them. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness... One ring to rule them all... One seventh of our lives is spent on Mondays. one should never live to a standard less than what one de One should use condoms for all concievable occasions. One should work to become, not to acquire. One size fits all is a lie. One small step for a ferret, a bloody sight bigger one fo One sword at least thy rights shall guard, One tagline to rule them all, and in the darkness bind th One thing about pain: it proves you're alive. One thing's perfectly clear, Clinton doesn't drink draft One thought driven home is better than three left on base One trick pony: Qmodem riding with a Wildcat on a Mustang One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! One way to better your lot is to do a lot better... One way to stop a run away horse is to bet on him. One Way; Up yours! One who has a clear conscience has a foggy memory. One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. One who is in peril thinks with their legs. One who objects to being a sex object, probably isn't. One World, One Race, One Rule! One's a bottom-dwelling scumsucker. The other's a fish. One's needs are a function of what other people have. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday! onfucius not know what to say! Onion ring to rule them all, onion ring to bind them. Online ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Online again? When do you sleep?... ONLINE? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Online? Hit for a quick I.Q. Test! Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any. Only 10 city blocks from the scenic Phila. Water Treatmen Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming ! Only 3% of people like lawers. Over 70% of Congress is L Only a ballplayer's errors are published every day. Only a doctor suffers from good health. Only a fool fights in a burning house. Only a fool fights in a burning house..Kang, Day of the D Only a fool follows orders without knowing why ! Only a fool would stand in the way of progress. Only a liberal could coin a term such as "undertaxed." Only a mediocre person is always at his best. Only a mediocre person is ever at their best. Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. Only adults have problems with childproof caps. Only adults have trouble with child-proof bottles. Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable Only Bagpipes and Accordians play in the Band of Hell... Only by the negation does one arrive at the affirmation. Only DARRYL BASNER would steal this tagline. Only dead fish swim with the stream. Only death is fatal - life is not! Only fools make technology a master instead of a servant. Only fools say it can't be done. Only God can make a random selection. Only God can make random selections. Only he attempting the absurd can achieve the impossible. Only hey can conquer who believe they can. Only Hugh can prevent Lore's fighters. Only I can tell where my own shoe pinches me. Only in baseball is a self-sacrifice appreciated. Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance' Only in your dreams are you really free. Only in your dreams, Commander. Troi Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only one kingdom can truly be called 'Christian' Only people born with chimneys are allowed to smoke. Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Friday. Only sheep make baaaad puns. Only sick music makes money today. --Nietzsche, 1888 Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the game fish swims upstream. Only the good die young. Note the average age in Congress Only the hand able to erase can write the truth. Only the hand that erases can write the true thing. Only the lead dog sees the scenery change. Only the leftists are right anymore. Only the lucky find life is two steps forward, one back. Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the rich have distant relatives. Only the Shadow knows. Only the stupidest calves chose their own butcher. Only the weak will die. Only they can conquer who believe they can. Only those who attempt the absurd achieve the impossible. Only used by a little old tagline from Pasadena! Only Weenies steal taglines they don't understand. Only XT users know that January 1, 1980 was a Tuesday. Only YOU can prevent forest fires... Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you! Only you, can prevent forest fires Onward and backward! We must look busy. Oooh, Ee, Oooh Ah Ah, Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang Oooh, Toto, I don't think we're in DOS any more. OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Reagan:*) ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOklahoma: Where the wind goes wistling down t Oooops! Wrong conference! Ooops I got GUI all over my screen Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... Ooops. My brain just hit another bad sector. Oops! Tried to steal my own tagline... OOPS! ---SDI software engineer OOPS! I gotta go, here comes my keeper! Oops! Sorry for stepping on your face... OOPs! This is C++, not C! Oops! You found another "Undocumented Feature!" Oops, caught the moderators attention again. OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! Oops, time for Ponn Farr! OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate OPCODE: AAR = Alter at Random OPCODE: AND = Accelerate Noisy Disk OPCODE: AWTT = Assemble with Tinker Toys OPCODE: CAPH = Convert All Prime numbers to Hex OPCODE: CBNC = Close, but no Cigar OPCODE: CLBRI = Clobber Register Immediately OPCODE: CLD = Close Logical Door OPCODE: CMPSW = Copy Multiple Programs to Standard Window OPCODE: CNB = Cause Nervous Breakdown OPCODE: COLB = Crash for Operator's Lunch Break OPCODE: CPPR = Crumple Printer Paper and Rip OPCODE: EXOP = Execute Operator OPCODE: EXPP = Execute Political Prisoner OPCODE: FLI = Flash Lights Impressively OPCODE: FSM = Fold, Spindle and Mutilate OPCODE: FSRA = Forms Skip and Run Away OPCODE: HLT = Hide Last Term paper OPCODE: IAE = Ignore All Exceptions OPCODE: IIB = Ignore Inquiry and Branch OPCODE: INT = Invade Next Terminal OPCODE: IRET = Ignore Request and Explode Terminal OPCODE: JO = Jail Owner OPCODE: JP = Junk Program OPCODE: PVLC = Punch Variable Length Card OPCODE: RA = Randomize Answer OPCODE: RASC = Read and Shred Card OPCODE: RCB = Read Command Backwards OPCODE: RDA = Refuse to Disclose Answer OPCODE: RDB = Run Disk Backwards OPCODE: SQPC = Sit Quietly and Play With Your Crayons OPCODE: SRT = Steal Roy's Taglines. OPCODE: SSJ = Select Stacker and Jam OPCODE: STA = Store Anywhere OPCODE: STROM = Store in Read-only Memory OPCODE: TARC = Take Arithmetic Review Course OPCODE: UER = Update and Erase Record OPCODE: ULDA = Unload Accumulator OPCODE: UP = Understand Program OPCODE: UPCI = Update Card In Place OPCODE: WBT = Water Binary Tree OPCODE: WEMG = Write Eighteen Minute Gap OPCODE: WF = Wait Forever OPCODE: WHFO = Wait Until Hell Freezes Over OPCODE: WSWW = Work in Strange and Wondrous Ways OPCODE: WWLR = Write Wrong-Length Record Open all the windows 3.1!!! Open Channel D... Open it up and what have you got: Bibbity, Bobbity BOOOO. Open minded? Space Cadet? Vacuum Technology? Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully. Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally Open mouth, insert foot, echo stupidity internationally. Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open mouth, insert shoe store. Open mouth. Insert foot. Echo internationally. Open Seven Days a week, accept on Sunday.... Open some Windows and let some Fresh air in.... Open the pod bay door, Hal. Open the pod bay doors, HAL. Open the Windows and let the bugs in. Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets! Open Windows and let the bugs in. Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... OPERA: A place where a guy gets stabbed in the back and s OPERA: A place where anything too dumb to be spoken is su OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... Operation Rescuer's are too ugly to have sex with anyway. OPERATOR - Personnel used for entering errors into a comp OPERATOR ERROR: Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah, Nyah! Operator halted. Star Trek is on. OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am. Operator, can I have the number for 911? Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Operator? Give me the number for nine-one-one!! OPINION: Where "moderation" means "attack." Opinions are like assholes - everybody has one. Opinions are like noses, almost everybody has one. Opinions express are not from the management. Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not responsible f Opinions expressed here or there are not necessarily mine Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, decide Opportunities do not wait. Opportunities taken are what makes your future. Opportunity always knock at the least opportune moment. Opportunity knocks once - the neighbors rest of the time. Opposing action systems do not execute simultaneously. Optical Mice Have no Balls Optimist is person who thinks he can break up traffic jam Optimist: A YUGO owner with a trailer hitch! Optimist: Commodore computer salesman with a beeper. Optimist: Commodore computer salesperson with a pager. Optimist: Someone who doesn't know all the facts yet. Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth. Optimization hinders evolution. Option '?' not recognised. Type '?' for list of options. Opus backup not found. Install RBBS... or ... Any i Or by misleading the innocent Spock and McCoy Or is it all just a fragment of your partition? or, does it taste great, or is it less filling????? Oral contraceptive: When I asked her and she said no. Oral Roberts: brother of Anal Roberts Oral Roberts: Send me $1 million by Xmas or the Borg will Oral sex is a matter of taste. Orator: a two minute idea, a two hour vocabulary. Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup). ore SOB than you counted on Oregon cellars contain more water than Texas rivers. ORG.ASM not found. Should I fake it? (Y)(N) ORG.ASM not found. Wife not happy. Organic........... Church music. Organization is the enemy of improvisation. Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law Origin of Life? Just check my refrigerator... Origin: 37#02.4'N. 76#25.1'W (UTM on request). Original discoveries, seem so obvious afterwards. Originality is the art of concealing your sources. Originality is undetected plagiarism. Originality: Undetected plagarism. Originator of Fuzzy logic! Originator out of cigarettes: Taglines may become irrati ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'? Orthopedists get all the breaks. OS Big Boss Speak With Firey Toungue ...... OS/2 - The only true 100% FAT free operating system. OS/2 - the only Virus SCAN 109 ignores.... OS/2 - The sane way to jump out of windows. OS/2 2 ..Will it send DOS & Windows the way of CP/M ????? OS/2 2.0 ? I'll believe it when I see it. OS/2 2.0 ERROR. Purchase 486-50Mhz 8-meg to continue OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) OS/2 2.0... so many bugs you could open a bait shop. OS/2 2.0: Taking the wind out of Windows. OS/2 2.1: Windows with bullet proof glass OS/2 didn't die... Windows NT did! OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 for Windows does Windows from the outside if you hav OS/2 for Windows: just add Windows OS/2 in '92! OS/2 is a tinkerer's dream! OS/2 just broke all the Windows! OS/2 JUST SAY *NO* OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows! :-) OS/2 Sighted at K-MART. Details at Eleven O' Clock... OS/2 users do it protected OS/2 V2.0 What's this? A GUI for Yuppies!? OS/2 V2: Curtains for Windows OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y) OS/2, 4Dos and 4OS2 : My computer is happy again.. OS/2, Windows/0 OS/2... Half an operating system?? OS/2... Oh! So that's why it's half an operating system! OS/2...Opens up Windows, shuts up Gates. OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare! OS/2: Curtains for Windoze OS/2: Drag me, drop me, make me feel like an object! OS/2: JUST SAY NO! OS/2: Logic, not magic. OS/2: Not just another pretty program loader! OS/2: The choice of the next generation. OS/2: Upgrades are free. Who would PAY for it OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! OS/2: Windows done RIGHT! OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass. OS/2: Windows with safety glass. OS/2: Your Brain - Windows: Your brain on drugs. OS/2:(n.) Windows with bullet-proff glass. OS/2Error:006 Malicious error. Windows found on drive. Osborne's Law: Variables won't: constants aren't. Ostrich: He often runs so fast he leaves himself behind. Ostrich: He runs so fast he leaves his behind behind. Other than it doesn't work, it works fantastic for me. Other than penicillin do you take if you have everything? Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Other than that, Jackie, how was the parade? - Dan Quayle Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade? Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? Other things change, but we start and end with family. Other times, other customs. Others look to you for stability, so hide when you bite y OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend! Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ... Ouch! And I mean it. Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off capslock, p Ouch!! My floppy is caught in my PKZipper!! OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper. 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Oxymoron: Vociferous Silence. Oxymoron: Voluntary Contributions. Oxymoron: Vulcan Sentimentality. Oxymoron: Waste Management. Oxymoron: Water Landing. Oxymoron: We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves. Oxymoron: Weak President. Oxymoron: Wealthy Professor. Oxymoron: Weather Forecast. Oxymoron: Whole Half. Oxymoron: Whole Hemisphere. Oxymoron: Wicked Good. Oxymoron: Wickedly Funny. Oxymoron: Wickedly Nice. Oxymoron: Windows NT (New Technology). Oxymoron: Wise democrat. Oxymoron: Wonderfully Ambiguous. Oxymoron: Work party. Oxymoron: Working Dinner. Oxymoron: Working vacation. Oxymoron: Young Republicans. Oxymoron: Yugo Turbo. Oxymoron:... "runs under Windows." Oxymorons... "military intelligence" and "tech support"! Oxymorons: Great Democratic Mind, Great Republican Mind. o^o My Sin Apps are missing. oׯ** <--- Tribbles living near Three Mile Island. P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" P'grammers dont change lite bulbs; that's a hardware pblm P-town: where the women are strong & the men are pretty! P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes! P.T. Barnum would DEFINITELY approve! PA Dutch Turn Signal-Dented Front Fender. PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program! Packets 'n' readers 'n' doors, oh my! Packleds DO IT With Borrowed Parts Paddling up the mighty Mystic without a paddle card. Pagans do it in the Woad Paging Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Pain -- Finally something we can depend on. Pain Farr: Vulcan Sex, but doing it wrong! Pain is a part of all life. Misery is at your option. Pain is forgotten; insult lingers on. Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. Pain is inevitable. Misery, however, is an option. Pain is just God's way of hurting you. Pain is necessary; misery is optional. Pain is the breaking of the shell enclosing your understa Pain is your body's way of saying, "Hey! Stop that!" Paint it Octarine: the color of magic. Paladin Orcs get +2 to hit against neutral clerics. Paladins DO IT Good. Pale ink beats a good memory. Palindrome: A dog! A panic in a pagoda. Palindrome: Diamond light, Odo, doth gild no maid! Palindrome: Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live. Palindrome: God, a red nugget! A fat egg under a dog. Palindrome: Rats live on no evil star. Palindrome: Taem, no Devil lived on meat. Palindrome: Ten animals I slam in a net. Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap Palm Farr: If PeeWee Herman was a Vulcan Panda Farr: Vulcan sex ... uh, never mind. PANDORA.ZIP Warning! DO NOT unZip this file! Pane Farr: Vulcan sex in glass houses Pane Farr: A Vulcan peeping Tom Pang Farr: Vulcan sex while incredibly hungry. Panic now - avoid the rush! Panic: can't find rm --rf * Pant Farr: Vulcan sex with your clothes on Pant Farr: Exhausting Vulcan sex. Pants: Trousers' country cousins. Paper a*sholes: gummed reinforcements -U.S.Navy Paper clips are the larval stage of coat hangers. Paper is always strongest at the perferations. Paper is always strongest at the perforations. Paper is no longer available, wipe your ass with an owl. Paper or plastic bags: Who cares, I'm "BI-SACKS-UAL!" Paperless Office: Your stall in the bathroom! Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down. Paradox - n., that which is not a paradox. Parallel processors share the task. Paramedics are patient people. Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to Paranoia is a man's worst friend. Paranoia is heightened awareness. Paranoia isn't as much fun as it used to be. Paranoia must run in your species, Odo. - Quark Paranoia: the feeling that a tagline is about you. Paranoia: Believing this tagline is about you. PARANOID - One who is really in touch with reality. Paranoid: someone who just figured out what's going on. Paranoids are never alone. Paras... I know a good tag line when I steal one. PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? Pardon Me, But do You Have Any Reg mustard? All I have is Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Blue Poupon? Pardon Me, But Would You Have Any Grey Poupon? ___ Blue W Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on? Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon? Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Pardon me, I've been smoking DSZ docs. Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? pardon me.. have you been smoking DSZ docs? Pardon me... Do you have any Grey Poupon? Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload on the move. Pardon my driving, I'm trying to reload. Pardon our existence and we'll pardon yours. Parental Discretion is advised. Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Parents like stupid things. Parents, Make The Call! Parents: One of the hardships of a minor's life. Park Overall is an optimist. Parker's Law: Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes cle Parking is such street sorrow. Parking is such street sorrow. -- Mario Andretti Parkinson's First Law: Work expands to fill the time avai n. - C. Northcote Parkinson Parkinson's Second Law: Expenditures rise to meet income. PARODY ERROR: Can't Find File WEIRD_AL.EXE Parsleycution - Destroying the garnish on your plate, so Part of the happiness of life consists not in fighting ba them. A masterly retreat is in itself a victory. Part parasite, part sabrobe! Part parasite, part saprobe! Part-time musicians are semiconductors Participant, SEA War Games 1968-75 (2nd Place) Parts is parts. Parts that cannot be assembled in improper order will be. Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper ord Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Party at Ground Zero. PASCAL is not dead; it just smells that way. Pascal programmers DO IT from the top down Pascal programmers do it with indentations. Pascal: What's it Wirth? 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Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world. Rocks: The original unfinished furniture! Rod (Serling) of Borg: You have entered a world of the u Rodney King joins FidoNet!....."Can't we all just get alo Roe v. Sturgeon: 90% of everything is carp. Roe v. Wade. Not just a good Opinion. It's the law! Roger Lynn must be home. The modem is still warm. Roll up your sleeves...And you won't lose your shirt. Rolling Stones gather no moss and have big lips! Rom couldn't find a cup of water if you dropped him in a ROM instruction: (R)ead (O)perators (M)ind. ROM wasn't built in a day. Romulan ale no longer to be served at diplomatic function Romulan DOS: Cloaked command or file name. Romulan natural death: An inability to live after being p Romulan warbird decloaking sir... [ NO CARRIER Romulan warbird FASA attacking sir...Fire the CANON! Ronald Reagan isn't old, he's chronologically challenged! Ronald Reagan, the Milli Vanilli of Presidents. Ronald Reagan: Milli Vanilli of presidents * Ronald Regan: Milli Vanilli of presidents. Ronnie Thompson PO Box 65191 Fayetteville NC 28306 (910 Root cause of ALL enviro problems? - Shhhhh, that's Taboo Rosanne Barr sings like a cat in heat... Rosanne Barr: proof that mankind is troubled. Roseanne Arnold -- Shannon Doherty before Ultra Slimfast Roseanne Arnold of Borg: Hey, stupid (cracking gum) you' Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so Roses r Red, Violets r Blue, I made this tagline, to anno Roses smell better than onions but make bad soup Ross Perot Had A 2 Hour Summit With Space Aliens Ross Perot is the Hamburglar--Pass it on! ROTFL: Rave On, Tofu-Flinging Leeches! Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens. Rotocoronetic - Person who eats corn on the cob in an up Rotten wood cannot be carved -- Confucius (Analects, Book Round and round ... Round and round and we won't let go.. Round numbers are always false. Rounded numbers are always false. Rowdy's text files are now available under key word -- RA Rowdy's text files are now frequable under key word -- RA ROXETTE RULES! (She's got the look) RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... RTF (Rich Text Format): It costs alot and that is why it RTFM !!! RTFM - Revert To Former Method! RTFM is a four-letter word! RTFM: But it's the computer manuals I hate. RTFM? You've got to be kidding. RTFM? I can't even LIFT it! RTFS (Read the F#@% source code). RU-486 = "Are You For Stiffin The Kid?" RU-486? RU CRAZY? RU486SX - 16 bit version of the popular abortion pill. Rubber bands have snappy endings! Rubber gloves come in very handy. Rubuncles - The bumps on un uncooked chicken. Rude, crude, socially unacceptable... Rudolf the red knows rain, dear... Rule # 1: No man should be without a beer. Rule #10: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate. Rule #15: The Co-moderator is a diabetic. Just send money Rule #167: niether a borrower nor a lender be. --Robin Le Rule #1: Never take a beer to a job interview! Rule #2 - Never make a rich man poor. Rule #23: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. RULE #2: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. Rule #5: Everyone must buy the moderator chocolate. Rule #60: The moderator must buy everyone chocolate. Rule #624: A warning message should not be funnier than t Rule 1 - Never take a beer to a job interview! Rule 1. Moderate only as necessary. Otherwise be invisi Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asle s utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has the floor. Rule One! (Everyone) No Poofters! Rules are made to be Moderatorlly bent. Rules that work elsewhere do not work in New Jersey. Rules? What rules? Rumors love lies. RUMOUR: Amigas, built from discarded IBMs Rumour: NT means Not Tested Run away! Run for the Federation border ... Star Trek: Deep Space T Run for the toilet, Taco Bell's done it again. Run like hell! Run me out in the cold rain and snow Run time error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user. RUN TIME ERROR: All out of Taglines Run, men! It's Lorena Bobbitt! AARRGGHH.@#$&* NO CARRIER Running is irrelevant. Border is irrelevant.  Taco Borg Running OS/2, and loving it! Running water is fine, but not running through the roof. Running Windows is better than washing them, or is it? Running Windows is better than washing them. RUNTIME ERROR 6D at 417A: 32CF: Incompetent user Rural life is lived mostly in the country Rush & friends would have starved the Biblical Ox. Rush believes everyone will follow religious ideals. Rush does not want competition on the public air waves. Rush has strings to big business like the agent orange on Rush hates equality. Rush Hour is an oxymoron! Rush is about as much a journalist as Leeza Gibbons is. Rush is against the fairness doctrine. Rush is an obnoxious twit. I know, he's at all the meetin Rush is bovinely out of context. Rush is bovinely racist. Rush is for business enslavement of foreigners. Rush is for covetousness. Rush is for insurance companies hiding $$ in real estate. Rush is just another misguided manure salesman. Rush is on the side that designed Watergate. Rush is the National Enquirer for Conservatives. Rush is thinking in the past. Rush isn't an idiot. Full of beans, yes. An idiot, no. Rush knows about old Germany's better than the Blues heal Rush Limbaugh and Barny: Seperated at birth. Rush Limbaugh is the antichrist. Rush Limbaugh is the National Enquirer for Conservatives. Rush Limbaugh: I don't know whether to laugh or worry! Rush Limbaugh: See GIT. Rush Limbaugh: The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid. Rush Limbaugh: The Right Man for the job? Extremely! Rush Limbaughthe political equivalent of the WWF Rush LimBORG - all other opinions are irrelevant. Rush Limborg: "Assimilation on loan from God." Rush LimBorg: Liberals are irrelevant. Rush LimBorg: everyone other opinions are irrelevent. Rush loves treading on the downtrodden. Rush makes moderates seem like leftists. Rush may be funny, but these liberals are a riot! Rush said "The American people are too easily fooled." B Rush said concern for blacks is a setback to America. Rush said concern for women is a setback to America. Rush seems to want the paraplegic to rot in life. Rush should be sentenced to Community Service in an AIDS Rush speaks--liberals shake with humiliation and embarass Rush wants deregulation of like FDA labeling laws. Rush wants to make the public airwaves private. Rush wants to put Att Gen into conflict of interest probl Rush wants to stop education in favor of incarceration la Rush would have kept DDT around. Rush would have said Watergate is politically correct. Rush's business friends do not believe in the golden rule Rush's dittoheads by a mad scientist's deranged Xerox. Rush's dittoheads to get hippo injections. Rush's friends caused the S&L crunch. Rush's friends employees need "Save the children" chariti Rush's friends would have been the ones in Jesus's temple Rush's theories would have worked in the 1800's Rush.Talk about Unamerican! Rush: In your heart, you know he's right...FAR-RIGHT! Rush:"All *other* opinions are irrelevant!" Rush:"If I can't misquote it, I don't want it." Rush:A good example of why some animals eat their young. Rush:A legend in his own mind. Rush:A personality cult by any other name... Rush:All the wit of a marginally bright bully. Rush:Commanding General of the Army of Ignorance. Rush:Forging new limits of human stupidity daily. Rush:He *is* a "Right-Wing Fatso"! Rush:He can dish it out, but he can't take it! Rush:Living proof of what happens when cousins marry. Rush:Proof that acid flashbacks can be marketable. Rush:Proof that evolution works in reverse. Rush:Radio's answer to Professional Wrestling! Rush:So conservative he has two right sides. Rush:So narrow minded he can look through a keyhole. Rush:Stop him now before he breeds! Rush:The Pillsbury Doughboy on acid. Rush:The world's most gifted idiot. Rush? An insurance companies' puppet? Russ Wagnerthe source of `The _new_ Math!' Russia has the Moscow circus, we have Congress. RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site Russian diarrhea : The Trotskys Russian Express Card motto: Don't leave home! Rust never sleeps. Rusty Bedsprings - By Doomore Wetting S & M: Means never having to say "I'm Sorry" S & M: You always hurt the one you love. S met ing's hap ening t my k ybo rd . . S not inabliity, and you can do anything you believe S Novym Godom i Rozhdestvom Christovym! -Russsian Christm S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings! S&M + Necrophelia = Tie & Die S.N.A.G.'s have Beerguts, so they know what it's like to S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents. S.T.A.N.D. B.A.C.K. Scotty STV S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer! SAAVIK: He's (Kirk) so human! SPOCK: Nobody's perfect. Sacramento Kings win NBA Title! New book explores dreami Sacred cows make good hamburgers! Sacred Cows make great hamburgers! Sacrilege: Anything damaging to things sacred, especially Saddam broke a mirror to be sure he'll live another seven Saddam Hussein Condoms. For guys who don't pull out. Saddam says "Don't worry little boy" SADDAM SPELLED BACWARDS IS WHAT HE IS! Safe sex means never having to say "You've got WHAT?!?" SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there. Safer than drugs and just a little more interesting. SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. SAGE Said the fly " Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." Sailors curse the rain that farmers prayed for in vain. Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! Sailors do it upon the waves. Sails trimmed, autopilot on, now it's "Miller Time." Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited. SALE!- $64,362.69 of NEW computer equipment...NOW $37.95! Salesmen DO IT with their tongues. Salivosavers - People who tuck envelopes in instead of li Sally sells C Shells to the C sore. Sally stole seven sysops' signatures! Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed! Sally swaps C shells in the C core Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone .... Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing. Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer. Salvation is only a Beer Bottle away....... Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed. Same .BAT channel, Same .BAT time Same as it ever was, same as it ever was... Same to you (whatever you meant by that)! Same to you and whatever you meant by that! San Francisco: where NOBODY eats Rice-a-Roni. Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat. Sane? Hell, if I was sane why would I be here? Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State. Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Sanity not found. Abort, Ignore, Retry, Fail? Santa = Satan ??? Santa charged everything on *my* American Express Card. Santa found out the credit cards are all ready max'd. Santa is sending an elf down Lorena Bobbitt's chimney. Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him. Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT! Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads Sarcasm works better when it's spelled correctly. Sarcasm: barbed ire. Sartre of Borg: Existence precedes assimilation. SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with. Satan (n): Moderator of Hell Satan loves me. How do I know? 'Cause my Speak'n Spell Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs Satan: The Moderator from Hell. SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell. Satellite Beach, Florida, USA, Sol 3, Sector 4, Quadrant Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone. Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Satyrs have more faun. Savador Dali:Surreal Killer! Save a life. Adopt a musicologist. Save a Planet. Collect all 9. Save a tree. Eat a beaver. Save a tree...kill a woodpecker... Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick. Save all cute things in life. Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets--- Save Clayoquot Sound in B.C!!!!! Save energy, be apathetic. Save gas, don't eat beans. Save gas: Commute by modem Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum! Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price Save it for another day Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers. Save money buying shoes-they're only .85 at bowling alley Save more trees, eat more beavers. Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Save our planet, leave something of value behind. Save our virgin forests -- buy a tree a chastity belt. Save out planet for our descendants. Save paper......send it by modem Save pennies. Make your own bullets! Save pennies>> Make your own bullets! Save Soviet Jewry... Win valuable prizes! Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with friends! Save the Chocolate Moose! Save the dying Adverb, QUICK! Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here! Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN! Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today! Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons! Save the plankton - eat a whale. Save the Rainforest!!!!!!!! Save the snails! Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save The Whales - they make good leftovers! Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set! Save the Whales! Collect the whole set! Save the whales! Start collecting a whole set today. Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law. Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales. Collect the whole set. Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda! Save the whales...harpoon a rap group... Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them with Save this message ! You may need it ! Save trees - do everything online Save trees, eat beavers. Save Water - shower with a friend. Save whales and kill unborn babies? I don't think so! Save your breath for your inflatable date Save your Confederate money, boys,... Save your money for a rainy day, now selling for $3.95. Save your pity...share your love! Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds! Saved whales are to be stored in Davy Jones' locker. Saved? What for, a rainy day? Saving human race from total extinction-no charge. Savings accounts and toothpaste, only come out easy. Say "No," then negotiate. Say 5 x fast- Sexy Smurf on a sesame seed bun. Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit Say goodnight, Dick. Say it with flowers, give her a triffid Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Say NO! to Negatives! Say nothing & they think your stupid..Talk & they know fo Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts. Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow. Say the best. Think the rest!! Say the secret word and this duck is yours. Say, can I use that in my tagline? Say, that new Seagate of yours an IDE?? NO, it's a DOA!! Say... They didn't mention THIS in the brochures! say...how far did you get with this game, did you also pl Saying this, we say what's been handed down. SCAN 9.20V109: Found WINDOWS [Win] -- Remove it? [Y/n] Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea. Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain. Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire! Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schizophrenia beats living alone. Schizophrenia beats sysoping alone. Schizophrenia divides and rules, OK? Schizophrenia sure beats being alone. SchlitzBeer of Borg: You will be assimilated with gusto! Schopenhauer named envy and sympathy as the characteristi for the main difference in people, stating that envy cre ple and sympathy negated any barrier. Schrodinger's Cat => Schshschshchsch. Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad. Science fiction may stimulate a desire for inter-dimensio Science fiction warps your mind. Engage warp factor 10. Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance! Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Science has made many advances, but none so far with wome Science has not yet found a cure for the pun. Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts. Science teachers do it with test tubes. Science[Matter] Philosophy[Mind] Religion[Spirit] Scientific Method: A useful logical fallacy. Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scientists invent acid to dissolve anything, but nothing Scientists will study your brain to learn more about your SCN-NET / The Solution Network (97:914/11) Scoonewzin': Slipping on newspapers that are spread all o Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou Scott me up Beamie! Scott Me Up Beemie! Scott me up, Beamie! Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh... Scotty! Beam me AUGGGG!!!! b~ NO CARRIER Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^* NO CARRIER Scotty! Hurry, beam me u....* NO CARRIER Scotty!, Hurry! beam me u䝬 NO CARRIER Scotty, hurry. Beam me out of he!@#$%^&*( NO CARRIER Scotty, I've fallen, and I can't beam up! Scrabitch - Unscratchable itch in the center of your back Scratch and Sniff-> XXXXXXXXXXXXXX smells like glass eh Screw each and every prime directive. Screw the Borg! Give 'em Bill Clinton and AlGore! Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!! Screw the Prime Directive - inflict Windows on the Borg! Screw the Prime directive Mr. Worf, Upload WINDOWS 3.1 to Screw the Prime Directive! Send the Borg Windows. Screw the Prime Directive. Let's kill something. Screw the prime directive...give the Borg a copy of Windo Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else Scribline - The signature box on the back of credit cards Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scruples taste best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable! Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991 SCSI people, SCSI places SCUD : (S)ure (C)ould (U)se (D)irections. Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and busts. Sculpture: mud pies that endure. Scuze'a sdnah ruoy no emit hcum oot evah uoy siht daer nac uoy fI SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. Se non e vero, e molto ben trovato. Se vuol venire nella mia scuola la capriola le insegnero! Search for an embalmer. Searching MORLEY, MURLEY, JORY, WILLOUGHBY in Cornwall Sears has everything. Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 Second chances aren't usually associated with first impre Second Oilpinion - resticking the dipstick, not trusting Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!! Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Second-hand tagline. As-is. $10. No refund or exchange Secrecy at my job prevents me from knowing what I do. Secret negotiations are usually neither. Secretion......... Hiding something. Secretion: Something someone is hiding from you. Sect: Someone else's religion. Sector Not Found (A)bort, (R)etry, (C)offee? Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Sector not found... Did you look under the sofa? Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? Sects, Sects .. is that all you can think about, Sister? Security is a game but the final goal is never reached. Security is a game where final goal is never reached. Security is a state of mind... Security to 10 Forward. Worf's into the margaritas again. Security to the Bridge! Data is being Formatted! Security, confine Ensign to the brig. Security, confine Ensign @LN@ to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Adkins to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Beck to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Burge to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Clayton to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Daehn to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Fernandez to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Giles to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Lemay to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Novak to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Ramsay to the brig. Security, confine Ensign RAY to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Stude to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Vincent to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Weaver to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Young to the brig. Security, confine Ensign Zier to the brig. Security, get that floozy off my bridge. Picard See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax bracket. See above. Then shred your kid's Barney doll see here now ... See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly... See ladies blouses. 50% off! See other side for reading instructions See Random Ray for your daily tagline fix. See reverse side for instructions........ SEE THE BBS THEY COULDN'T KILL!!!!! See the Future; See OS/2. Be the Future; Run OS/2. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on coming Fre See the movie "Hillbilly Commie" starring Bill Clinton as See the TURTLE of enormous girth, ... See William Shatner and Avery Brooks on Deep Space 911! See ya! See you in the movies. See you, in September..... Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing. Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought. Seems just like yesterday . . . Hey! It was! Seems like the fireball burned up all the treasure. Bumm Seen any big bubbles lately? Seen it all, done it all, can't remember it all! Seeyagottagobye! seeYUH! SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows SEGA and Nintendo are combining, they call it Windows NT Seismologists do it to a fault. Seize no evil, ears no evil, and nose no evil. Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow! Horace (8 BC) Selamat hari Christmas dan Selamat Tahun Baru -Malay Chri Selamat Hari Natal -Indonesian Christmas Selamat Hari Natal dan Tahoen Baroe -Indonesian Christmas Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Self Help Workshop: Basic Kitchen Taxidermy Self starters--will not. Self-abuse is the sincerest kind. Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled labor. Self-reference (n.): see Self-reference Self-sacrifice: to sacrifice others without blushing. Selfishness is a vice we see it only in others. Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Sellebrities - Stars who triple their income by endorsing Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Seminars: derived from 'semi' and 'arse'; hence, any half Semper Fi, dude. Semper Fidelis Semper fidelis- always faithful. SEMPER UBI SUB UBI !!!! Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where. Senator Dole is for S&L ethics in the health insurance co Send $20 for your free Prayer Cloth! Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______ Send Clinton CANDY for Christmas, he's already had FLOWER Send for your free Prayer Cloth, only $9.95! Send lawyers, guns & money, the shit has hit the fan! Send lawyers, guns and money... the shit has hit the fan. Send ME your money. SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!! Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist Send more tourists--the last ones were delicious! SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . SENILE.EXE found.... Out Of Memory Error Senilgat gnidaer emit hcum oot dneps uoY Senility means never having to drink just to forget. Senior Design Engineer and Toilet Cleaning Consultant Seniors are years ahead. Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life. Sensors identify the creatures as "scrubbing bubbles." Sensors indicate an approaching FLAME front, sir!!! Sensors show a Tag-Line thief in this sector, Captain. Sent off of a Brain Damaged Computer Sentences are essential elements for writers. Sentient plasmoids are a gas. Sentimuck - The gloopy feeling you get when you newlyweds Separated at birth: Al Gore and a crash dummy Sequel to the Little Mermaid: "Sleeping with the Anemone" Serfs up -- Spartacus. Serious tagline Seriousness is the very first step towards being dull. Seriousness is the very next step to being dull. Serve The Computer! SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. Serving coffee on aircraft causes turbulence. Session complete. Neural links terminated. Have a nice da SET COLDBEER.CAN=C:\FRIDGE SET DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment. Set free the bears! And the pandas! Set phasers on tickle! Set phasers to extreme itching! Set Phrases on Pun Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Settle this first who moved the stone? Sevareid's Law: The chief cause of problems is solutions. Seven Wells On-Line - Makers of Greedy! Severance Pay is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mr. B Severe Error 102: Insufficient Coffee, Operator Halted. SevlesruO otnI rorriM a erA steP dlohesuoH Sex -- when it's good, it's great, and even when it's bad Sex and death, two things that occur once in a lifetime. Sex and Drugs and Rock and Role-Playing! Sex and Violence:Can't enjoy 1 if you don't survive other Sex causes cancer. We'd wipe out cancer in one generatio Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly. Sex drives me crazy! Others too! Sex in a Volkswagen = Farfergnookie. Sex in space, what a concept! Sex is *the* monster in the box. Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex is a real attention grabber. Sex is better than logic. You can't PROVE it, but it is! Sex is better than reading; no overdue fines. Sex is cleaner with a packaged weiner. Sex IS dirty ... If you're doing it right. Sex is dirty only if done right! Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right. Sex is GREAT! Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have it, you w Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't, you won't. Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances Sex is hereditary: if your parents didn't have it, you wo Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get a Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur.. Sex is like snow, you always get at least one inch. Sex is like wine, it gets better with age! Sex is natural, but not if it's done right. Sex is no one's business except the three people involved Sex is nobodies business except the three people involved Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved Sex is not a answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is th Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. 'Yes' is the Sex is not the answer. Sex is the Question. YES is the an Sex is only dirty if it's done right Sex isn't the best nor the worst thing in the world. Sex on TV can't hurt you, unless you fall off! Sex on TV won't hurt you a bit, Unless you fall off..... Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension. Sex should be friendly. Sex was so good, San Francisco lit up...(Michael Jackson) Sex without love is merely healthy exercise. Sex's evil, evil's sin, sin's forgiven, so let it begin! Sex, Drugs, and Crime ... God, I love Congress. Sex, sex, ducks! Don't ask... Sex, Tawny K., hot.  Captain Coverdale Sex,unix & rock-n-roll Sex: even when it's bad, it's good. Sex: In one end & out the same. Unless it's SF! Sex: Pleasure/Fleeting; Cost/Exorbitant; Position/Ridicul Sex: The most fun you can have without laughing. Sex: ____ Male ____ Female ____ Horse ____ Sheep ____ SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous SeXDrive ready. Insert SEX.EXE? (Y)(N) Sexist??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped.. Sexual mistakes are purely erogenous. Sexy women are nature's way of saying "keep it up!" Sexy: Uses feather. Kinky: Uses entire chicken. Shake off your heavy trance! And leap into a dance. Shake well before and after use. Shake well before using. SHAKE WELL. Shake yo' medicine rattle... Shake, a man of note, wrote so many things to quote. Shakespeare of the UFP: To be or not to be.. Make it be! Shakespeare was wrong. It's the _Bankers_! Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard Shakka, when the sewers backed up. Shame is an ornament to the young, a disgrace to the old. Shamed be he who thinks evil of it. Shampiquefy - Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have Shampoo? No thanks, I'll use real poo. Shanahan's Law: The length of a meeting rises with the sq eople present. Share And Enjoy - or Go Stick Your Head In A Pig Share and Enjoy! Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Share your happiness with others today. Share your intermost secrets... $1.95 per min. Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Shareware it only works if you pay. Shareware tagline: if you like this tagline, send $20 Shareware tagline: Send $1.00 to ..ME..- Shareware, crippleware, annoyware, underwear. Shareware? Reminds me of a girl in my high school. Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional courtesy. Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite another Sharp wits, like sharp knives, often cut their owner. Sharper than an asp's tooth to have a thankless child. Shatner, when the wig fell, his hands covering, his face Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She aches, just like a woman... She asked me out. I was in her house at the time. She broke your ribs giving you a backrub? She can't take much more of this Captain. She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scotty She canna take anneh more, Cap'n! She canna take much moor Captin... She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. She cried -- and the judge wiped her tears with my checkb She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat. She criticized my house so I knocked her flat. She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties. She got pregnant simply because she hated rabbits. She has been under more drunken sailors than a head. She has been under more drunken sailors than a naval head She has the smug look of having just dined on her husband She is as untrustworthy as she is beautiful. She is descended from a line that her mother listened to. She just, turns around and disappear. I kinda like that s She kept saying I didn't listen to her -- or something. She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it cou She may very well pass for forty three in the dusk with a She offered her honor, He honored her offer!! She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart! She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans..... She said "You get three wishes, what are the other two ?" She said I didn't listen to her...or something?? She says hello, you fool, I love you. She sells C shells She turned me into a newt! She twists and she whirls as she dances it all away... She was another one of his near Mrs. She was naked and then &Z>i?#+n*E#|2+A= NO CARRIER She won't last forever, so why give her a diamond? She won't last forever; why give her a diamond? She wouldn't know sensuality if it bit her on the ass! She's a few cookies short of a dozen. She's a witch! Burn her! She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of She's been on more laps than a napkin. She's dangerous ... She's got what it takes to make ends She's dead, Jim. We'll have to wash the dishes from now She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. She's got her lug nuts rattling in her hubcaps She's got legs like the Army..Open for all men from 18 to She's got what I call bobsled looks: going downhill fast. She's looking at menopause in a rear-view mirror. She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source! She's not cooking on all burners. She's short a few cards. She's skating on the wrong side of the ice. She's so fat she could have her own postcode - John Black She's so fat that when she sings, it's over. She's the original good time that was had by all! Sheep are best! Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet. Sheepherders DO IT on the lam. Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy? Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shell to DOS...Come in Dos, do you copy? Shell to DOS... Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no... Shen Dan Kuai Le Xin Nian Yu Kuai -Mandarin Chinese Chris Shepherd's Pie = 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419 Sherlock Holmes of Borg: Elementary dear Watson, you will Sherman, set the Way-Back Machine for 1492. SHEZ is this a four letter word?? Shh! Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting wuntime errors! Shh! Be vewy quiet. I'm hunting Womulans!! Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! SHHHH! Be vewy quiet -- I'm hunting FOREBEARS. Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! Shhhh! LEGISLATURE AT WORK! DON'T WAKE THEM UP! Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming shift key/ never heard of it1111 SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BYTE,BYTE Shift to the left, shift to the right, mask in, mask out, Shill: Guy who loses $2000 at a table, & leaves smiling. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. SHIN - device for finding furniture in the dark. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shinnen o medeto (Happy New Year) -Japanese Ship it. Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams. Shit Happens. ShnarfMan says: ABSTAIN (of course, _he_ dosen't have muc SHOCKING TRUTH: 50% of all people are below average. Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the road. Shoes for Industry! Shoes for Industry. Shoes for the dead. Shoot all the Radicals! Shoot your program and put it out of its memory! Shoplifters with the runs always take Clepto Bismol. Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol Shopping list? What shopping list? Shopping Maul: Somebody mugged my credit cards. Shopping on the Phone with a Credit Card - A womans utlim Shopping Tip: Shoes are only 85 at the bowling alley. Short circuits got no reason to live. Short cut ... The longest distance between two points. Short men who dance with tall women get bust in the eye. Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good neighbors. Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line Should another universe emerge, this product cannot be gu Should be read umop apisdn for best results Should go far: Please -work evaluationese Should old acquaintance be forgot - Count of Monte Cristo Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court? Should we tell the children when we move? Shouldn't the moderators contribute in their echo..? Shouldn't you be doing something productive? Shouldn't you be doing something useful? Shouldn't you go back to lurking now? Shove your Political Correctness up your calorically chal Show & Tell: Lecture by Gypsy Rose Lee. Show affection, it may result in a pleasant response. Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Show me a good tagline... And I'll steal it. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - C. Jung Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you mine. Show me your tagline! Oh, really? Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change. Shower with the people you love. Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw. Shrouds have no pockets. Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! Shut up 'n' play yer guitar. Shut Up Bevis. You ruined my tagline. Shut up, kid. -- Guinan Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Shut up, Spock! We're rescuing you! --McCoy Si Ivory est pur 99.44%, le .56% qui reste, c'est quoi? Si jeunesse savoit, si vieillesse pouvoit. Siamese twins are beside themselves. Sick minds, Mr. President Sick of insulting ya friends ? Join Fido Net and insult t Sick pay is a form of ill-gotten gains. Sick Pay: Ill-gotten gains. Sick? Twisted? Perverted? I like that in a person! Sickyou havent met my mother Sigh, Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be! Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art. Sight is an excretion of darkness. Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips. Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated! Sign at restaurant: PIG in PIG out! Sign at Wizard's Guild: Violators will be toad. Sign here X______________________________________ Sign Here: __________________________________ Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what bugs t Sign in restroom: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Sign in room: Hortas - Please don't eat the urinals! Sign in window riddled with bullet holes: Bagpipe for sal Sign of a bad Funeral Director: Switchs the ashes with Fo Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels be.' Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS. Sign on bank: "FREE BOTTLE OF CHIVAS WITH EVERY MILLION- Sign outside the brothel reads: Your pleasure is our busi SIGN READS: Out of Body - be back in five minutes. Silence = Death. Silence cannot be misquoted. Silence is evidence of a superb command of the language. Silence is evidence of superb language skills .. Silence is more eloquent at times than words. Silence is not only golden; it's seldom misquoted. Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!! SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute. Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. Silent gratitude isn't of much value to anyone. Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best. Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit - QWKs are for kids Silly wabbit......QWKs are for QWKidds. SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man. SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean. Silver in color, very heavy - He's lead, Jim! Silver Xpress makes it's motion picture debut as the "The Silver Xpress!. OPX, QWK, EDI Forms, FAX, RIP & more! Sim Silver Xpress!...... Don't leave home without it! Silver Xpress!...... Don't Read Mail Without it! Silver Xpress!...... Now 100% QWK Compatible! More bang f Silver Xpress!...... Pioneering Off-line Mail Technology! Silver Xpress!...... The Far East pirate's choice! Silver Xpress!...... The Master Surfer! Silver Xpress...bringing you the future in Off-Line mail Silver Xpress? Its tracks were washed out by a Blue Wave! Similarity between a cold and a Yugo: You can catch both Simple enough for a weenie; enough power for a nerd! Simple rule: If you don't treat me right, shame on you. Simple... Just do this... * Wesley Simple... Just do this... Wesley Simply, Unreceptable! Is I can't Run Ultima 7 on my 286. Simply, Unreceptable! Is I cann't Run Ultima7 on my 286. Sin has many tools, a lie is only handle for them all. Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits th SIN OF OMISSION: Any sin that you forgot to commit. Sinatra of Borg: Do be do be do is irrevelant. Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-- Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm calling in DE Since I've used up my sick leave, I'm calling in dead... Since it is Testosterone that killes hair folicles it bei Since life goes on - you might as well get on with it. Since prehistoric man, no battle has ever gone as planned Since she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? Since the left half of the brain controls the right half fties are in our right minds. Since vegetarians eat vegetables, beware of humanitarians Since we all move so slow, why is it called rush hour? Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service? Since when is the IRS a service? Since you put it that way... Since you're thru telling me about yourself, got anymore Sinead O'Connor: a Chia Pet before adding water Sing Dan Fae Lok, Gung Hai Fat Choi -Cantonese Chinese Ch Single female seeks single male with nice software! Sinner: A stupid person who gets found out. Sins repeated seem permitted. Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conf Sir Lancelot, you have chain mail in Knight's Conference. Sir! Romulan Warbird decloakingX01:4,VbKx NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2:b NO CARRIER Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2O:b NO CARRIER Sir, I've been meaning to dicuss these feelings. Troi Sir, sonar reports screw noises. Sirens: What you hear in a Japanese library. Sis, boom, bah: The noise made by an exploding sheep. Sisko/Kira in '96 Sit down and patch my bones Sit down, you're rocking the boat! Sits he on ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his Situation Normal. Panic Accordingly. Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude Six pints of bitter. And quickly please, the world's abo Size and color will vary.... Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions. Skeptics are seldom deceived. Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them. Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Repair Skip: Limbless waterskier Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none. Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! Skydiving is good till the last drop. Skydiving: Good to the last drop. Skynet Softball >>>>>>>>>>>>> Catch it!!! Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate and Disk Mangler, what a pair! SLEDGE-O-MATIC: For life's most difficult problems. Sleep faster. We need the pillows. Yiddish Proverb Sleep faster: we need the pillows. Sleep is a poor substitute for caffeine. Sleep is an inadequate substitute for caffeine. Sleep is for those who can't handle Cyberspace Sleep warm, love well and carry a big stick. Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops..... Sleep, Data  Picard/Locutus SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!! SLEEP? I'm a programmer! SLEEP? NEVER! I'm a consultant. Sleeping is 1/60 part death. SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE. Slight of hand and twist of fate On a bed of nails she ma Slightly below average: Stupid -work evaluationese Slime! Dog luvs u! ( Dyslexics for Christ ) SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else! Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Authority! 1 Sloopage - Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip from t Sloppy and proud of it. Slow programmers Prog-crastinate.... Slurm - The slime that accumulates in the bottom of the s Slurpeesloppy - Style of attire worn to the convenience s Small change can often be found under seat cushions. Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere. Small problems seem insurmountable to small minds. Small programs are for small minds. Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. Smart Beer Making: Bud Wiser. Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions! Smartnet #7000:Ye Olde Bailey,Houston,Texas 1-713-520-156 Smartnet + 9/2/1 + NWCS Online + Portland, OR + (503) 620 SMARTNET - 11/1/09 Charlatan's Cabin (213) 654-7337 SmartNet Node #914-014 10 FORWARD BBS Pomona, NY 914- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Smash head on keyboard to continue............. Smeggin' hell! > Lister Smell my tagline. Smile , someone is watching ! Smile - it makes people wonder what you're thinking. SMILE ... God loves you ... but don't screw up. Smile ..... Tomarrow will be worse. Smile and everyone wonders what you've been up to. Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear! :-> Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear. Smile if you can hear me (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) Is there anybod Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile you may meet a person who will play with your life. Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera ! Smile! It makes people wonder what you're up to. Smile! You're on Candid Modem! Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to. Smile! Things can only get worse. Smile! You could have married a Redheaded Computer Hater! Smile! You're on Candid Modem! Smile, but sharpen your knives. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Smile, It makes people wonder what you're up to! Smile, its the second best thing you can do with your lip Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Smile. It keeps people off balance. Smile... people will wonder what you've been up to. Smiley faces were meant to be annoying. Smith & Wesson--the ORIGINAL point-and-click interface! Smog makes haze while the sun shines. Smoke a doobie while driving - leave no turn unstoned. Smoke dope, dodge draft, cheat on wife & fool electorate. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast. Smoke my skin cigar! SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar. Smokers kill. Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually...s.w. Smoking is one of leading causes of statistics. Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. SMOREPLAY: What Smurfs do before they smuck. Smorgasborg - all you can assimilate. Smurf sex...f*** till you're blue in the face Smurf sex...fuck till you're blue in the face Smurfberry crunch is fun to eat Smurfs spotted...Activating Magic Missile wand... Snacktivity - Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the cru Snactionals - The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom o Snails' pace: .00758 mph. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more Snap, crackle, push, pop... Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!! Snozzelberry? Who ever heard of a snozzelberry? so cold the cows gave ice cream. So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my mind! So CUTE when you're righteous! So dumb: Chewing the stick, not sucking the lollipop. So easy, a child can do it. Child sold seperately... So far, so good, so what? So good it's better than itself. So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan? So how DO they get the lead into the pencil? So I said to myself, "Self," I said... So I will play the role they would have me play. * Spock So I'm an idiot sometimes. Keeps people on their toes. So I'm quibbling. So sue me. So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So little to say and so much time to say it! So long, and thanks for all the fish! So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane So many bytes, so few cps. So many games, so little time So many idiots... too few flame-throwers... So many Jerks, so few bullets So many lawyers, so few bullets. So many messages ... So little time left. So Many Messages!.............So Little Time! So many Migs...not enough missiles... So many moderator gods, so few bullets. So many moderator/wanna-be-gods, so few bullets. So many off topic posters, so few bullets... So many pedestrians, so little time... So many systems... So little time! So many taglines, so little time. So much for No New TAXES, I'm giving up lip-reading. So much fun, there should be a law against it. So much less reputable, so much more fraught So much music, so little money... So Much Stuff... So Little Memory! So much to learn, so little time. So much work, and so few women to do it. So much Work, so little Time; lets go get a beer. So simple a child could do it... go find me a child. So Sioux me. So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister? So that's all there is! So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Iowa So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico So they loaded up the truck and they moved to New Jersey. So this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.  Q So this lizard told me he was a brontosaurus on his mothe So wadda ya' want for 10,395 bucks, buddy? A 486i? So what ! Even I can resserect for a second cuming So what if I am a modem junky? So what'dya want - a Dan Quayle badge ? or an idiot to pi So what's the matter with MY taglines? So what, I can turn the wine back into water ... psssssss So where did we all come from? Stop acting like a monkey. So who else do I add to my list of total jerks - Calvin SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY? So who put spam in _your_ cornflakes this morning? So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!! So you're a wheel. Know what dogs do to wheels? So you're back. So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams So! Just what part of NO don't you understand? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, my brother is human after all. - Robert Picard So, Orwell was off by ten years. No one's perfect. So, this is what you do in the bathroom, Jean-Luc.  Q So, what's this 'RESET' button do? So, where IS the key? So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So, YOU are the one stealing my taglines! So, you say I'm in a bad mood today! So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay! So... This is the BIG Time? Great... So1 i cab qtyp 3)) wordz epr mibnut roo! So? What do you want ME to do about it? SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms Soapbox---penitentiary for Mr. Clean... Society like air, is necessary but not complete for life. Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it. Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. Software Aria - The computer's boot-up noises. Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software Independent: Won't work w/ any software Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Software is never having to say you're done Software Pirates Association: Go ahead, copy that floppy. Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Software Troubleshooter - Roger w/44 Magnum Software unprotects, a hex change operation Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund? Soldier of Fortran Solitude..A great place to visit, but a bad place to stay Solo guitarists play with themselves. Solo of Borg: You will be assimilated...trust me. solution in hand." Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Money Solve a problem before you become part of it ! Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist. Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. Some are wise; others are otherwise.... Some assembly required. Some assembly required: the whole damned thing. Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written. Some believe their life sentence is take up room and die. Some bosses call passing the buck delegating authority. Some climb the ladder of success wrong by wrong. Some cures are worse than the disease. Some days I look my best in a thick fog. Some days it take effort to just keep up with the losers. Some days the only good thing on TV is the vase. Some days the only good things on TV are the vase and the Some days you step in it...some days you don't... Some days you're a bug, other days a windshield. Some days you're a windshield...other days you're a bug. Some days you're the windshield...some days you're the bu Some days, I'd kill Flipper for a good tuna sandwich. Some days, rocking a boat is the way to get things done. Some DO IT better on disk! Some Do, Some Don't, Some Will and Some Won't. Some farewells are easier than others. Some folks are lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut. Some folks feel that beauty times brains is a constant. Some get the elevator, some get the shaft! Some Girls Like to Sweet Talk, Others They Like to Tease. Some hams do it with OSCAR. Some have bread who have no teeth left. Some kids get paid to be good. Mine are good for nothing. Some lives are as a lamp that flickers but cannot flare. Some lose their tempers from seeing you keep yours. Some men are alive simply because it's against the law to Some men are discovered, others are found out. Some men are not fools, they stayed bachelors. Some men without a god are like fish without bicycles. Some minds NEED to be altered. Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under... Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men Some of my best friends are tagline addicts. Some of the best things in LIFE are glider guns. Some of us just die, others of us live on. Some of us quit looking for work when we find a job. Some of us take longer to grow up than others. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them. Some people are born stupid, others work to acquire it. Some people are educated beyond their intelligence. Some people are like a Don Quayle without the intellect. Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to Some people are, through no fault of their own, sane. Some people aren't equipped to attend a meeting of minds Some people aren't hard of hearing, but hard of listening Some people believe anything if you whisper it. Some people call me the space cowboy... Some people can't succeed at anything, even suicide. Some people carve careers, others chisel them. Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whe Some people come home to unwind; others come home to unra Some people drive as if turn signals were an option. Some people fall for everything and stand for nothing. Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait. Some people grasp stupidity as though it were a virtue. Some people have one of those days. I have one of those l Some people march to the beat of a different drummer- and Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receip Some people push for a tofu-free work environment. Some people say I should keep my mouth shut!!!! Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them! Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some people will believe anything if it is whispered to t Some politicans campaign for the funds of it. Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall. Some say the solution to polluton is dilution. Some settling may have occurred in shipping. Some stock market investors go stock-raving mad. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some tags I think... Some tags I don't... Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are clever only the first time. Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart Some things have to be believed to be seen. Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions result. Some TV shows are so dull they should have yawn tracks. Some winners rely upon miracles without believing in them Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately. Some women get excited about nothing, then marry him. Some would change a bad shirt instead of a bad mind. Some zoophilic dreams are really wild. Somebody got up on the wrong side this morning. Riker Somebody has to go polish the stars... Somebody slapped a "stop payment" on my sanity check! Somebody's terminal is dropping bits. I found a pile of t Someday you will come to your senses. Someday you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday your prints will come.--Kodak Someday, all BBSes will be like this. Someday, POW! Straight to the moon! Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile... Somehow I don't feel like killing anymore. Somehow I have to believe that I'm worth all the aggravat Somehow, I can't see myself doing it for money. Geordi Someone actually has to think up these things! Someone blew out his pilot light. Someone get me the 'pooper scooper' Someone is a few beers short of a 12-pack. Someone is speaking well of you. Someone is speaking well of you. How unusual! Someone is unenthusiastic about your work. Someone left the cake out in the rain Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Someone superglued all my bytes onto my hard drive. Someone threw a beer at Clinton. He dodged it. (It was a Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow. Someone will try to honk your nose today. someonelemmeoutaherethisplaceisfullanuts!! Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister. Something goes wrong every minute. What you do is fix it Something in the next shadow is waiting to eat your face. Something is rotten in the state of confusion. Something should be done about this. Something wicked this way comes . . . Something will have to be done, something irresponsible. Something would have to be done... something irresponsibl Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. Sometimes big splashes are just ripples in the pool. Sometimes even fools make good suggestions. Sometimes I can't tell when you people are joking :^) Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ... Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts ... Sometimes I miss my dad...then I reload. Sometimes I miss my Mom...then I reload. Sometimes I sit and think, sometimes I sit and stink. Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits. Sometimes I wake up grouchy ... sometimes I let her sleep Sometimes I wake up grumpy-other times I let him sleep. Sometimes I wake up grumpy...other times I let her sleep. Sometimes I wish I could ARJ my wife (instead, I SQZ her) Sometimes I wish I could get a mirror with a better view. Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think. Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up. Sometimes it takes a fool to rush in to get the job done. Sometimes it's hard to find the right question. Sometimes let things happen but sometimes make things hap Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Sometimes silence is the best way to yell at the top of y Sometimes the best defense is a skillful surrender. Sometimes the better road is the one not taken. Sometimes the depths of your ignorance amazes even me. Sometimes the facts fail to corespond to known reality. Sometimes the fax lie. Sometimes the fool who rushes in gets the job done best. Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes the only solution is to find a new problem. Sometimes the truth is the worst horror. Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Sometimes windows is a nice place to work, then there's n Sometimes wrong, but never in doubt. Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes you get the bear, sometimes the bear gets you. Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the Sometimes you have to wake up and smell the Spam. Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck' ___ Blue W Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes a windshield Sometimes you're a bug..Sometimes you're a windshield! Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug Sometimes, I do the right thing by accident. Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Sometimes, the only solution is to find a new problem. Somnambulists give me the creeps... -Calvin Son of a batch. SON! Quit that, you'll go blind. Dad, I am over here... Songlonger - A person who always sings "And many moooore" Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture. Soon to have a ticket to talk!! Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my heels! Sooner or later you'll run OS/2! Soooo, this is planet Earth Sopranos DO IT in unison. Sorry about that, Chief -- Maxwell Smart "86" Sorry about that, chief. Sorry about that, fans. Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion. Sorry had to be applause rather than sex {my husband read Sorry! This virus requires Windows! Sorry, a fatal error has occurred. You're dead. Sorry, all taglines are busy at this time... Sorry, can't think of an insult stupid enough for you. Sorry, computer foul--up! Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference! Sorry, I haven't got time to understand anything. Sorry, I'm a born lever-puller. Sorry, it HAD to be said! Sorry, Logan, I tried to contain myself, but I escaped. Sorry, no tagline available for this topic... Sorry, no tagline. Check back next week Sorry, not tonight. My hair hurts. Sorry, the brain you have reached is disconnected. Sorry, the Dog ate my Blue Wave packet. Sorry, the dog ate my mail packet. Sorry. Sorry. Nice try. Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Sorry...no quote today. sound effects are nice...game play is good. If your thin Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh Sound has nothing to do with music. Sound really has almost nothing to do with true music. Sound's like you want Vanna White with Whoopi Goldberg's Sounds like a Parody error this time... Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!! Sounds like suspended reality ya know. Source: "Another Burned-Out Spook for Peace," S.F., CA Sources. Hope you enjoy them as much as I do! Southern Calif., please ration your RAM. Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? [yep/nope] Space NOW ! Oh well, maybe later ... Spaceballs: The Tagline Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out. Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spackle that drive... Spaghetti code = job security. Spaghetti code means job security. Spagmumps - Any of the millions of styrofoam wads in mail Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam. Spam...it is the devil's work! SPANISH APRIL FOOLS activates Dec 28th Spare the rod and spoil the drag race. Spare time? You're lookin' at it. Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusions Sparky's Law: You must say something cute here! Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speak kind words, and you will hear wonderful echoes. Speak of braggarts: talking of those lacking something. Speak softly and carry a +6 Two Handed Sword. Speak softly and carry a two-handed sword. Speak the word, the word is all of us. Speaking for myself -- and I am unanimous in this... Speaking of tattoo ... "Boss! Boss! Da Plane!" Speaking without thinking is like shooting without taking Specially in December, gift wrap your member. Specifications subject to change without notice. Specify 78 RPM, 8-Track, or Edison Cylinder when you orde Speculation is the return lane of the road to knowledge. Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greҿ~ Speech Teachers DO IT orally. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Speed Kills - Use Windows! Speed kills! (Microsoft's Windows publicity slogan) Speed kills! Switch to Windows ... Speed kills. Use Microsoft Windows. Speed kills...and causes other misteaks... Speed kills; slow just infuriates... SPEED READ does everything but think up new taglines! Speed Scares you? But Micro$oft Windows! Speed things up, make pre-aged wine from old raisins. Spelchecker, plez!!!!? Spell chequers dew knot work write. Spellcheck this: antidisestablishmentarianism Spelling checkers at maximum! Fire! Spelling problems? Use error-correcting modems! Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spending a year dead for tax purposes. Spends extra hours on the job: Miserable home life -work Spent most of my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted Spent mosta my money on beer & women. The rest I wasted! Sperrets - Those marks you get on your face from sleeping Spice up your love life....kiss a Klingon today! Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels. Spill chequers dew knot awl weighs wok ass wee eggs peck. Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse! Spindle & Multilate - See if I care.. Spindle & Mutilate - See if I care.. Spiritual Truth through Superior Weapons Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons Spirtle - The fine stream from a grapefruit that always z Split hairs any finer and you'll end up with split ends. Split personality? Who, us? Split your coffee? Call a Chemist! Spock & Data: The Logical Choice SPOCK (At least the *tagline* is on-topic) Spock and Data in '96: The logical choice! Spock of Borg: Resistance would be illogical. Spock, I thought you were dead! I rebooted, Captain. Spock, quick, I smell tribbles! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. Spock? Why aren't you dead? Sponge cake: Dessert made of borrowed ingredients. Sponsored by St. Ferdinand III: Patron Saint of Engineers Sponsors of the Olympic Drowning Team. Spooks are a breed apart. Sports Car: Pay more to go just as fast. Sportscasters do it by watching football players do it. Spots on the Walls by Who Flung Pue Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe. Spring makes everything young again except humans. Spring: When anglers get that faraway lake in their eyes. Square dancers DO IT in a group of 8. Squatic Diversion - Anything a dog owner does/views while Squeak I tell you, Squeak! Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure.... Squirrel gravy and grits. Only the pure would understan Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry! Squirrels! All we really are is squirrels SQWERTY -- Child sized Keyboards Sri Ramakrishna of Borg: There are many paths to assimila ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!! St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With ST: Deep Space Nine...coming to a TV set near you! Stack overflow hurts! Stack overflow: Too many pancakes. Meal halted. Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stalin's grave is a Communist plot. Stalin's grave was a communist plot. Stalinism begins at home. Stamp it and ship it. Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime! Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE! STAMP OUT TAGLINES Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically. Stamp out the word "Great" in file descriptions Stand back everyone! I know what I'm doing! STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets! Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets! Stand down from battle stations, and Ensign change your p Standard Disclamer of course... Standards are Wonderful! So many to pick from! Standards are wonderful. So very many to choose from. Standards are wonderful: so many from which to choose! Standards? On InterLink? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em! Standards? What standards? Whose standards? Standing on head makes smile of frown for mouth only. Star Trek Lives! Star Trek VII: The Search for Shatner's Beer Gut. Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth. Star Trek: The Geritol Generation * Upcoming TV series Starfleet Academy has a drama department? Staring into the jaws of the Dragon one quickly learns wi Start a download. Get a beer. Multi-tasking! Start a family only if your parents are able to baby sit. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Start off every day with a smile and get it over with. Start slow and taper off. Start the day with a smile and get it over with. Starting a new era in tagline lunacy! Starve a feeding bureaucrat...vote Libertarian. State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept State Dept. of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Section. State Farm? Guard dogs? State Motto of New Jersey: Liberty and Prosperity. State of New Jersey Motto. Who died? State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven. State your business and leave! Staten Island isn't really a big landfill... Static interference provided by New Jersey Bell. Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your set. Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Statistics are human beings with the tears wiped off. Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Statistics can be used to support anything, especially st STATUS QUO is Latin for "the mess we're in." Status Quo--Latin for the mess we are in. Status Symbol of the 90s: not voting for Clinton/Gore! Status symbol: foam-rubber wind chimes. STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY. Stay away from flying saucers today. Stay away from hurricanes for a while. Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Stay out of the road, if you want to grow old. Stay with me, I want to be alone. Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal this Tag Line. Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat! Steal this you $%^&^%#E#@$ Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly. Stealing taglines is an addictive hobby. Stealing Taglines, eh? Book him for "grand theft motto." Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming! Stealth Condoms! She'll never see you coming! Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it! Stealth means never having to say you're sorry. Steer clear of incorrect forms of verbs that have snuck i Steers don't grow up to be cow boys. STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result .... Step off, I'm do'in the Hump! Step on it before it gets the children! Step on no pets! Stepping on people's toes messes up their shine. Stern disciplinarian: A real jerk -work evaluationese Sternbach of Borg: Scans show your ship designs are infe Steve Winter is to Fidonet what Barney is to reality Steve Winter is to moderators what mosquitos are to campe Steve Winter: See Pat Robertson. Steve Winter? Oh, just the worst religous zelot Fidonet Steve Winters is to moderators as Barney is to Television Stewart, Sirtis and el Fadil: Bri-i-i-its I-i-i-in Spa-a- Stick to your talent and the cows will be well tended. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and Still going! Nothing outlasts Data! He keeps going and go STILL HERE? The message is over.... Go Home. Go On! Still waiting for it to get better. Still, a man hears what he wants to hear..... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stock up and save. Limit: one. Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the same! Stockton, bullet-proof vest capital of the world. ___ Blu Stockton: A free bullet-proof vest with every home purcha Stockton: central to what makes California great. ___ Blu Stockton: You've read the headline, now see the city. Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill. Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. STOP AHEAD Stop being a Pecker, learn to type using all your fingers Stop censorship now, before it stops you! Stop complaining about Windows! You could be running OS/ Stop Continental Drift! Stop discrimination, hate everyone equally. STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE! Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience Stop me before I post again! Stop picking your nose and go to the next message Stop reading me. I don't really exist! Stop searching forever. Happiness is unattainable. Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to you. Stop spelling misteaks: use error correcting modems. Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop talking while I'm interrupting. Stop the lift! Worf's carsick again! Stop the world, I want to get off! Stop the World, I want to throw up. STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy! Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!! Stop while you're a Thread...... STOP! Come any closer and the Topic Cop gets it! Stops wetness, keeps you dryer. Stove Top? I'm stayin'! Straight trees have crooked roots. Strange but not a stranger... Strange game, the only winning move is not to play. Stranger then Fiction. Strap on the ol' bit bucket. Streakers repent! Your end is in sight. Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted peanut. Stress- n. Doing a tight 180-dregree U-turn at Warp 9.5. STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes Stressed out, and someone to Choke... Can't get any bette STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Stretch pants: What Lassie does when the show runs under. stretching the bonds of logic and reason... Strike any user when ready. . . Strike it RICH, with Silver Xpress! Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed shop! STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! Strings, Percussion, and Celesta - Bartok WAS Country! Strip mining prevents forest fires. Strive for the impossible or you shall wither. Strong adherence to principles: Stubborn -work evaluation Stroodle - The annoying strand of cheese stretching from strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' Structured Programming supports the law of the excluded m Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Majors Studies show that 8 out of 5 schizophreniacs agree... Study as if life is eternal, knowing tomorrow you may die Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. Howitt F Stuff I put on my To-Do list is stuff I've already done. Stulti timent fortunam sapientes ferunit. Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a DAUGHT Stupid People shouldn't breathe Stupid: Being unable to find your own butt in the dark. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere! Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out? Stupidity has no limits, genius does. Stupidity injures most those who least deserve it. Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking. STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! Stupidity is NOT a handicap, so please park elsewhere! Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Stupidity is not a handicap. You have to park elsewhere. Stupidity is not considered a handicap, park elsewhere. Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward. Sturgeon's Law: Ninety percent of everything is crud. Sturgeon's Law: 98% of everything is crap Sub omni lapide scorpio dormit. Sub-space message sent on StarDate @D@ at @T@. Sub-titled in HEX for programmers Subbliminal tagline - raDical RhINo Killing laMe lIsLess Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB Subliminal: Send me $1000 in small, unmarked bills. Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR! Submitted for your approval. Subscription up. Please place tagline order now! Subtle as a fart in church! Subvert the dominant paradigm! Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door! Subway: A place so crowded even all men can't get seats. Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get seats. Success comes from the threat of failure. Success comes in a can. Failure comes in a can not. Success has a thousand fathers, but failure is an orphan. Success has ruined many a good man. Success is a journey, not a destination. Success is a matter of luck; just ask any failure. Success is getting what you want; Happiness is wanting wh Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Success is like a fart - you can only stand your own. Success is not permanent, neither is failure. Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. Success isn't how far you got. Success of those we dislike proves that luck exists. SUCCESS: knowing what to kiss...and when. Succumb to natural tendencies. Be hateful and boring. Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 for a qua Sudden prayers make God jump. Suddenly, Nothing Happened! but, it happened suddenly. Sue: Limbless female trial attorney Suffering from kleptomania? Take something for it! Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.* Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Suicidal twin kills brother by mistake. Film at eleven. Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake! Suicide is a sure cure for AIDS Suicide is confession and confession is suicide. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. Suicide words: Hey there, turtle-headed Klingon dude! Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances. Suk Sun Wun Christmas, Sa-wat-dee Pi Mai -Thai Christmas Summa Cum Laude Graduate from the Institute For The Sexua Summertime & the livin' is easy. Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas. Super Turbo Edlin Deluxe for Win 3.1 w/OCR -- Here NOW! Super-dooper party pooper trooper! Super-sado-masochistic-expialadocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious SUPERCOMPUTER - What it sounded like before you bought it Superflograph - The last useless photo taken just to fini Superior ability breeds superior ambition. Superior ability breeds superior ambition..Spock, Space S Superior firepower is invaluable when negotiations start. Superman of Borg: Clark is no more. Only Superman is assi Superman of Borg: I am the real Superman of Borg. I look Superman of Borg: I never said I was assimilated. Superman of Borg: I'd love to assimilate a babe like you. Support a Japanimation conference! Support animal literacy! Support D.A.M.--Mothers Against Dyslexia Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support FREE software. Write it yourself. Support Free Trade ... Smuggle! Support mental health - or I'll kill you! Support National Motherhood Week -- Make one today! Support Pacifism: Get out & fight for what you believe in Support safe housing; use condos. Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices! support the arts - shoot a rapper. Support the Bottom. Support the economy: Buy a Hyundai! ___ Blue Wave/QWK v2 Support the helpless victims of computers. Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogyny Support the right to arm bears Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support the Shareware concept and register TODAY! Support the use of low yield nuclear devices for Moderato Support the use of low yield nuclear weapons for Moderato Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support wildlife, throw a party. Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Support Your Local Amish Science Fair!! Support your local church. Worship at Bank of America. Support your local hooker. Support your local medical examiner - die strangely! Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop. Support your local Sysop Support your right to keep and arm bears! Suppose that there were no hypothetical situations... Suppress that thought. Sure beer kills brain cells, but only the =weak= ones! Sure fire diet, swallowing pride. Sure I can help you out, which way did you come in? Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox machine? Sure I'm awake! I had to get up to answer the phone. Sure its a BBS, but do you care? Sure you can trust the government! Ask the Indians. Sure, but will the Pontiac do warp nine? Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones! Sure, I like Free Speech...but I'd still rather be paid f Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly. Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too!  Oh, Call Me... Sure, Patrick, but will the Pontiac do warp nine?! Sure, she's cute. But can she *type*? Sure, we just route the main sensor through Data's cat. Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned! Sure, when...OINK FLAP OINK FLAP...Well I'll be damned! Sure, when...OINK, FLAP, OINK, FLAPwell, I'll be! Sure, you START with stealing only taglines, but then.... Surge into electronic mail. Surly to bed, and surly to rise. Surly to bed, surly to rise . . . Surprise due today. Also the rent. Surprise the world. Get to work on time today. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Surrender the pink! Surveyors Measure Up Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf. Survival tip: Never MOON a werewolf. Survoids - Irrational mall walking to avoid someone with Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait." Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'. Sushpect - Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to tell Suspect software piracy? Call the SPA at 1-800-388-PIR8. Suspicion poisons a friendship. Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening. Swallowing angry words is much easier than having to eat Swap read error, you lose your core image. Swap read error. You lose your mind. Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Sweer's Impossibility Theorem: Nothing can be both comple ally consistent at the same time. Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing low! Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum. Swipple's Rule of Order: He who shouts the loudest has th Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Sybil was a multi user. Sylvester Stallone answering machine: Yo! You! Message! Symptomatic, but not contagious. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Synonym: A word used when you can't spell the first one. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the other. Syntax Error in KITCHEN.H : COFFEE not found. Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything... Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else. Synthetic Scotch..........synthetic commanders. Scotty Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!" Sysop not found! Please notify computer Sysop requesting chat. Press Alt-H for chat mode. SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures Sysop! Your BBS gave me a 'Printer Out Of Paper' error!! SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB! SysOp.exe not found....BBS Halted SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity SysOp: It's a Tough Job, but Someone has to do it! Sysop: pupa stage of a moderator. SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty SYSOP: The guy laughing at your typing. SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing! SYSOP: The person sitting there laughing as you type! Sysoping makes you fat. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's emesis. Sysoping...it's not just an adventure, it's a job! Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledgehammer Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.. SysOps do it as a nightly event. SysOps never sleep! SysOps will take you to disk. System checkpoint complete. System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!! SYSTEM ERROR. Press F13 to continue. System Error:003 Dynamic clinking error, Beer spilled. System Failure. Push (B)ullshit (W)hine (S)urrender. System going down at 1:45 this afternoon for disk crashin SYSTEM HALTED - Press all keys at once to continue System halted -- Press any key to do nothing SYSTEM HALTED! User unable to locate coffee..... System maintenance about to begin. System One RPG: Realism & Simplicity at their best! System restarting, wait. Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada Systems Recruiting in the USA & Canada Systems should be described as simply as possible, but no s}{-ô][..._iSɻ () - SRո¿s... SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... T'dit, t'dit, t'dit, t'dats all folks! T'Pring,T'Pow,T'Pooh. The sound a Vulcan makes while shoo t's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full t+is +ag+Ni SuGv|vED mm +D C-AsH| T-Shirts - Taglines for the Computer Illiterate.... T.A.G.-line Lotto: [********] <- Scratch here to reveal p Tablet............ A small table. Tabloid: A newspaper with a permanent crime wave. Taco Bell did NOT write "Canon in D". Taco Bell is not a Mexican phone company. TACO BELL: A beautiful Mexican waitress. Taco Bell: The Mexican phone company. Tact - changing the subject without changing the mind. TACT : a mutual agreement to be full of s**t! Tact is for weenies. Tact is getting your point across without stabbing someon Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far. Tact is rubbing out another's mistake instead or rubbing Tact is the intelligence of the heart. Tact is the unsaid part of what you're thinking. Tact: Describing others as they see themselves. Tact: Recalling a lady's birthday but forgetting her age. Tactful in dealing with superiors: Knows when to keep mou TacTics= candy for dyslexics. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag it!! Tag line continued from previous message Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo! Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo. Tag line thievery..Coming up next on Geraldo. Tag lines are irrelevant if you don't understand them. Tag Lines are irrelevent. Tag lite--a third less funny than a regular tag. Tag Theives Inc. Now accepting applications! Tag under demolition. BLASTING AREA - NO CB'S Tag your it! TAG! YOU'RE IT! Tag, tag, tag ... all you ever do is tag! Tag-line ! You're `it' !!! Tag..... You're it! Tagged you...Your it.... Tagito ergo sum (I Tag, therefore I am). Tagless messages just look naked !!!! Tagless messages just look naked somehow... Tagline (n): High Technology Bumper Sticker. Tagline access denied! Tagline affixed in compliance with Moderators Rules. Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. Tagline cancelled due to lack of interest! Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline droped due to budget cuts. Tagline dropped due to budget cuts. Tagline Error at 000H:13H4 Tagline error. Contact your systems programmer. Tagline fever is the primary symptom of the Blue Wave epi Tagline For Sale CHEAP. Insert $1.00 into drive A:. Tagline frequencies are Open.... Tagline generator halted - please stand by..... Tagline Has Been Cleared To Prevent Burn-In. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here for prize Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. TAGLINE NOT FOUND - SYSTEM HALTED. Tagline not Found -- Please Notify Sysop! Tagline not found: Moderator deleted. Tagline Out To Lunch. Back in an hour. TAGLINE RAILROAD CROSSING: IIIIIIIIIIII | IIIIIIIIIIIII Tagline readers DO IT on the bottom. TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.10398 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.23459 - (C) 1992, All rights reserved Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. Tagline space to let. Inquire within. Tagline stealing is the sincerest form of flattery. Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10. Tagline Subsystem down at this time. Tagline theft is a compliment. Tagline theft isn't a crime, it's an art. Tagline Thievery ...Comin' up next on Geraldo Tagline thievery...on the next Geraldo! Tagline Thieves Local #721 Tagline too old! Please replace by a later version. TAGLINE UNCLEAR, ASK AGAIN LATER Tagline uncloaking dead ahead Sir... Tagline wanted. Apply within ====================> Tagline will self destruct in 10 seconds.... Tagline Witheld: Patent Pending. Tagline withheld by request of message writer. Tagline! You're it! Tagline* If you read it ... You're it!! Tagline, You're it! Tagline: Universal Wisdom in 45 bytes. Tagline? Tagline? I don't need no stinking Tagline!!! Tagline? What's a tagline? Tagline? My dog ate it, yeah, that's right. Tagline? What tagline?..... Taglines \'tag-linz \ The bumperstickers of BBS'ing. Taglines - not just for messages anymore. Taglines and Taglines........... Taglines are almost as bad as bumper stickers. Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. TagLines are for the perpetually Bored. Taglines are for those people who tagalong long time. Taglines are for wimps Taglines are irrelevant. Taglines are irrelevant. You will be assimilated into the Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M. Taglines are like sex and ZIP files: You give and use and Taglines are no good unless you can annoy someone. Taglines are Satanical - It says so in MY bible Taglines are seeds for Doctorate thesis. Taglines are the bumper stickers of the '90s. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines deleted ...... Taglines duplicate when you remove the tag saying "Do not Taglines make great Christmas gifts. Taglines mean nothing to me! TAGLINES needs four moderators. Just in case one is on va Taglines of the next generation series #923882. Taglines R Us (January Clearance Now In Progress!) Taglines should be GAGlines. Taglines sold by weight, not volume! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines that make you go "Hmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Taglines unite! Stop kidnapping of taglines. Taglines wanted! Taglines were invented by people with nothing to say Taglines! Taglines! I like Cal Webster Taglines! Taglines!!!??? We don't need no stinking taglines!! Taglines- the REAL reason for echomail Taglines--A place to dry wet tags. Taglines.... Steal 'em. We'll make more! Taglines...one line freedom of speech! Taglines...the electronic "bumper sticker"... Taglines: and How They Affect Women. Next On Oprah. TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo! TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On the next GERALDO ! Taglines: Steal all you want, we'll make more! Taglines: the restroom wall of BBS'ing. Taglines: Things that make you go 'Hmmm.....' Taglines: your chance to piss someone off. Taglines:The number one reason for getting a mail reader! Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Taglines? We doan need no stinkin' taglines... TAGLINES?! We don't need no steenkin' tagline Taglines??? I thought you asked to see my tanlines! Tagman will return after these commercial messages. tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag tagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtagtag Tagword. taH pagh taHbe' - Thought Master William epetai-Shakespea taH pagh taHbe'-- Hamlet Act III, scene i Tailgater - one who makes ends meet. TAILHOOK CONVENTION VIOLATES LOOK AND FEEL Tain't nobody's business (not even mine). Take 2 and hit to right... Take 20 aspirins, and you'll feel better if you wake up. Take a bite out of crime .. Abolish the IRS! Take a bottle of Apirin and call me next month. Take a congressman to lunch. You will need a tenderiser. Take a minute to BEAT your Moderator. Take an astronaut to launch. Take care of the pennies and... Who stole my dollars? Take egotism out, and you castrate the benefactors. Take it as it comes. Take it for what it's Worthless Take it from me - he's got the goods. Take it from Rodney King and Reginald Denny, stay in your Take it slow, but take it. And don't forget to KEEP IT F Take my advice (I don't need it any more!) Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Take my advice. I'm not using it. Take my advice...I'm not using it anyway! Take my advice...I'm not using it. Take no friends and leave no enemies. Take off eh! Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixed metaphors. Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors. Take the law into your own hands? Take The Quantum Leap: 10p&2a ET/7p&11p Mondays-Fridays o Take The Quantum Leap: 11:30 AM & Midnight Mondays-Friday Take the steps, the elevator don't work. Take the time to snuff the dandelions Take This 'Conference' and Shove It. Take this bus to New Jersey! Take this s**t to the DeadHorse Conference!!! 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The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wol The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward. The word bulldozer wandered through his mind for a moment The word of the day is LEGS....Now SPREAD the word!! The word of today is LEGS. So spread the word. The word Slave comes from Slav or Slavick after the white The word today is, LEGS. Help spread the word The words of the prophets are written in the tagline file The words we use can compound our problems The world does not revolve on an axis. The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11. The world gets better every day, then worse again in the The world is a beautiful book, for those who can read it. The world is a cynic's playground. The world is coming to an end --- please log off now. The world is coming to an end! The world is coming to an end! Repent and return those li The world is coming to an end. Please log off. The world is coming to an end. Ctrl-KX to save & exit. The world is coming to an end. 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The worst beer around is WinBooze. The worst form of failure is the failure to try. The worst hatred is that of relatives. The worst ice cream flavor is probably squirrel. The worst possible set of circumstances is bound to occur The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst thing about censorship is The worst thing about ignorance is its insistency. The worst thing about political jokes is, they get electe The worst thing men is that when not drunk they are sober The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. The written word preserves the wonders of the human mind. The wrong way always seems the more reasonable. The years creep slowly by, Lorena. The young are slaves to novelty, the old to custom. The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. The young wish to give their elders the full benefits of The [human] species is capable of much affection. Theater: Holding a mirror up to a keyhole. 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There are certain things men must do to remain men. There are drugs named after us. There are good five-cent cigars, but they cost two bits. There are just some parts on your body you can't replace! There are lies, damn lies, and environmentalists. There are lies, damned lies, and benchmarks! There are many ways to show affection. There are more dead than living and they are increasing. There are more horses' asses in this world than there are There are more old drunkards than old doctors. There are no absolute answers to life - just revelations. There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. There are no atheists in the foxholes. There are no bugs, only unrecognized features. There are no edges. Only the places where things meet. There are no ESC keys on prison PCs. There are no facts, only interpretations. There are no giant crabs in here, Frank. There are no limits for journeys of the mind. There are no skeptics in hell. There are no stupid questions, except for the ones you as There are no winners in life; only survivors. There are only two emotions in Wall Street: fear and gree There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are some defeats more triumphant than victories. There are some things worth dying for. There are some who call me . . . Tim . . . There are those damned black-hatted fellows again! There are three erors in this sentance. There are three kinds of lies: Lies, Damn Lies, and Stati There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies, and sta There are three things that come next, uh four. There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. Worf There are truths which can kill a nation. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2 There are two reasons for doing: one good, the other real There are two sides to a question, politicians take both. There are two solutions - hardware or software. There are two ways to write error-free programs; only th There are unguarded entrances to any human mind. There are _no_ absolute statements. There aren't enough days in the weekend. There can be only fun - BORGO the Clown There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already fu There go my people. I must follow for I am their leader. There goes another Sound Blaster: Snap, Crackle & Pop! There goes Bill! There is a bear following you around. There is a certain light within a man of light. There is a difference between a tag line and a philosophy There is a difference between an open mind and a hole in There is a fungus among us!!! There is a law for every Occasion!! There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde There is a skeleton in every old house and old horse. There is a skeleton in every old house. There is a tiny plant here, murmuring "water, water". There is absolutely no right way to do a wrong thing. There is always a law against doing anything interesting. There is always a mistake just waiting for you to make. There is always a way. There is always an easier way to do it. There is always free cheese in a mousetrap There is always one more bug. There is always someone worse off than yourself. There is an easy answer to your problem that is neat, pla There is an exception to every rule, except this one. There is an order of things in this universe-Who Mourns F There is an order of things in this universe. There is an order of things in this universe.. Who Mourns There IS intelligent life in the universe. BUT It's ignor There IS intelligent life in the universe... It ignores u There is intelligent life on Earth, but we are just visit There is intelligent life on Earth...just ask a moderator There is life after death: in Cleveland, people are still There is more at stake here than our lives. There is more to life than increasing its speed. There is more to reality than meets the eye There is much Obi--Wan did not tell you. There is never enough beer, sex or disk space! There is never sunshine without shadow. There is never time to do it right, but always time to do There is never truth without sufficient proof. There is news. There is no "A" in "KERNEL"! There is no bad beer: some kinds are better than others There is no conclusive scientific evidence that life is s There is no crisis. There is no dark side of the moon, really. There is no defense except stupidity against a new idea. There is no devil; it's God when he's drunk. There is no fool like an old fool. J.Heywood (1497-1580) There is no gravity - The earth sucks! There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is no Out of Bounds when I play, I use the 1 kick r There is no Power like Firepower. There is no remedy for sex but more sex. There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not ob There is no security on this earth. There is only opport There is no sin except stupidity. There is no stopping in the read zone. There is no substitute for good manners - except fast ref There is no such thing as a "Fail Safe" design. There is no such thing as a little garlic. There is no such thing as a stupid question, right? There is no such thing as a useless piece of information. There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear. There is no tagline to see here; please disperse! - Odo There is no X in ESPRESSO. There is no XXXXXXX place for censorship! There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is nothing else but That... There is nothing more impartial than a hanging judge. There is nothing to scratch but the surface. There is one God, but which one is He? There is only one sure way to throw dice: away. There is only one universal passion: fear. There is sex after death, you get laid in the coffin There is too much blood in my caffiene stream! There is very little future in being right when your boss There is water on Mars, we've seen canals --Dan Quayle There isn't a door which can stop a lover or a cat. There isn't a whole lot one can say in 50 characte There isn't room enough in this dress for both of us. There it is! The Bridge of Death! There may be some unusual sensations... There must be 50 ways to love your liver ... There must be a demand for useless software. There never was a good knife made of bad steel. There once was a women from Venus, whose body was shaped. There once was a [ ] from [ ] whose [ ] was There seems to be a pattern to these taglines.... There seems to be an ECHO in here! There Soleil goes again, confusing me with real life! There was a Bobbitt named John, of sex he was overly fond There was a Bobbitt named John, who thought he was Don Ju There was a tagline here but someone stole it. There was an old man from Nantucket, whose di#@$^*NO CARR There was much to explore, but an adult might not think s There was this door to which I found no key. There was this veil through which I could not see. There were bells, but I never heard them. There were computers in Biblical times. Adam a Wang. There were computers in Biblical times. Adam had a Wang. There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple. There will be big changes for you but you will be happy. There will be no NEXT time for you, Tyrannical Moderator. There will be one empty chair. THERE you are Eric. NO, WES, NO! ZZZAAAPP There you go again--thinking you have rights THERE! I've run rings around you logically. There's a blind man looking for a shadow of doubt. There's a brain in my tumor. There's a bug somewhere in your code. There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad! There's a final in from Rome: Lions 45 Christians 0 There's a new Michael Jackson movie..."Honey, I blew the There's a Purple Tentacle in my soup. There's a sucker born again every minute There's a sucker born every minute! There's a time to fight, and a time to hide out. There's a way out of any cage. There's a way out of any cage..Capt Pike, The Menagerie.. There's a whiskey named after you - Old Crow! There's a whole generation of people out there my age. There's a whole Lalo Schifrin goin' on. There's a Yankee in my closet - will trade for skeleton. There's always 1 m There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on There's always 1 weirdo on a bus-but I couldn't find him! There's always one more bug. There's always one more bug. Got it. Oops. See recursive. There's ALWAYS one more bug... There's always one more SOB than you counted on. There's always room for filth! There's always room for JELLO! There's an answer to every problem. Sometimes it's "No." There's an exception to every rule, except this one. There's an Italian in my room and he won't go away! There's another way to survive.Mutual trust -- and help. There's at least one fool in every married couple. There's bound to be a gargoyle here somewhere. There's got to be more to life than compile--and--go. There's just not enough sax and violins on television. There's Loonies running freely through the halls. There's more planes in the ocean than ships in the sky! There's more than one answer to these questions... There's more then one way to skin a cat; get a sander. There's more to life than increasing its speed There's much to say but your eyes interrupt me. There's my way, and then there's the easy way There's never a cop around when you need one. There's never a topic cop around when you need one. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. There's never time to do it right, but always time to do There's no accounting for taste-Col Sanders There's no accounting for taste. There's no fool like an old fool, 'cause he's experienced There's no future in time travel. There's no government like no government. There's no intelligent life down here. There's no need to fear, UNDERDOG is here! There's no place like home. There's no place like home...There's no place like There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's no point worrying about apathy when you can't car There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemployed! There's no second chance for a good first impression. There's no skeletons in my closet! There's no such thing as a free Tag Line. There's no such thing as a too-recent backup! There's no such thing as gravity - the earth sucks. There's no such thing as gravity. The whole world sucks. There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary! There's not enough Sax & Violin's on TV There's not enough sax and violins on T.V. There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't solve. There's nothing like a Guinness. There's nothing wrong with DOS that Unix wouldn't fix. There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's nothing you can do that can't be done. There's one born every minute. There's one fool in every married couple. There's only one kind of woman.... Or man, for that matte There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth lear There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me There's some lovely filth over here... There's someone in my mind and it's not me. There's something inside your head... There's somthing inside your head... There's too much Sax and Violins in Classical Music! THERE... ARE... FOUR.... LIGHTS!!!!!! Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sdark! Theres never time to do it right, only time to do it over Thermodynamics - a thermometer on the run? Thesaurus: ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary These are serious charges. Spock STV These are the George Bush times that try men's soles. These are the things dreams are made of... These are the times that really try men's soles. These are your eggs on drugs. These aren't dances. Their fertility rites with lyrics. These aren't my shorts -- they bend ! These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! These cookies don't taste like Girl Scouts... These days there's no arrest for the wicked. These hemorrhoids are a pain in the neck! These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you wnat to These things on my nose aren't just for show. Ro These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see! They *blinded* me with Science! They all look the same at 2 A.M. They all look the same face down with their legs spread. They also serve who only stand and wait. They ARE doing it with mirrors... They are not inherently narrow minded, but it is hard to own both sides of an ax blade at the same time. They are slaves who fear to speak for the fallen & weak. They aren't evil...just stupid. They blew the Bronx away. . . They built a new church and had the organ transplanted. They built an information superhighway, but I can't find They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne They called me mello' yello'........... They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold dead f They can't fire me, Slaves have to be sold!!! They communicated by tap-dancing and farting. - "Breakfas They could find no reason for the suicide. He was unmarri They DO make 'em like they used to. They do not love that do not show their love. They don't call this a MODUMB for nothing! :^) They don't make nostalgia like they used to. they don't really Like warm beer - they got Lucas fridge They just don't make nostalgia like they used to. They just won't let you be They know enough who know how to learn. 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They who give have all things; they who withhold have not They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms. They'll be no Tribble at all! They'll cure AIDS when rats learn to butt-fuck they'll just find a statue standing where the statue got They'll release Windows 3.2 when 3.1 finishes loading. They're baaack! They're coming to take me away Ha Ha He He Ho Ho! They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha Hee Hee Ho Ho! they're cousins, identical cousins... They're just words. They don't mean anything They're making a John Bobbit TV movie! It's a 2 parter. They're making a John Bobbitt TV movie! It's a 2 parter. They're making such an issue about a *little* tissue. - L They're not his. They're only trying to make me LOOK paranoid. They're still using money. We've got to find some. Kirk They're trying to confuse us to death. Thhis takline iz slitely out of cofus. Thicken up runny yogurt by stirring in a lump of lard Thief wanted for Adventure. Apply with Gandalf the Grey. Thieves demand your money or your life... women want both Thin may be in, but fat's where it's at! Things are always at their best in the beginning. - Pasca Things are getting so bad, muggers won't go out alone. Things are more like they are now than they ever have bee Things are more like they are now than they ever were bef Things are more like they used to be than they are now. Things are not always as they seem. Things are not as bad as they seem - they're worse Things are not as bad as they seem. They are worse. Things are often what they seem... Things could only be worse in Cleveland. Things got bad, and things got worse. Oh lord stuck in Lo Things happen fast, history books add a chapter a week. Things in this room do not react well to bullets. Things past redress and now with me past care. Things that make you go 'Hmmm....' Things that make you go, "HMMMMMmmmmmmmmmm . . .?" Things To Do At Parties: Bob Frapples. Things will be brighter tonight. A cop will shine a ligh Things will get worse before they get better, if they do. Things won't get any better, so get used to it. Things work better if you plug them in! Things worth having are worth cheating for. Things you never hear people say: 'Hand me that Piano!' Things you never hear people say: Please saw my legs off. Think "HONK" if you're a telepath. Think and you won't sink. Think carefully before wishing, it might just come true. Think hard now! Which one is Shinola? Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. Think much, speak little, and write less. Think of it as an electronic joy-buzzer for your mind. Think of it as evolution in action Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp? Think you got it bad. My other PC is an Osborne. Think you're confused now ? Try using EZ-Reader w/ EDLIN! Think! It may hurt, but it pays off over time. Think! While it's still legal!! THINK! or THWIM! THINKING HURTS, it may lead to unpleasant truths! Thinking ill of someone can be a two-way street. Thinking is wise, planning is better, doing is best. Thinking quickly, Spock opens a can of peas with his ears Third Law of Advice: Simple advice is the best advice. Third of Five, six of one, half a dozen of the other Thirsting for knowledge on a very dry planet. This tagline is justified . This *is* my costume. This *used* to be an anti Windows, er, pro-OS/2 tagline : This above all; to thine own self be true -- Shakespeare This afternoon is favorable for romance. Try a single pe This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer these days. This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer! This ain't no party! This ain't no disco! This ain't no f This ain't no party, this ain't no disco.. This BAUD'S for You This BBS has achieved Air superiority. This BBS is ancient. Some say from the echocene. This brought to you by #'s 3, 8, and 6, Letters S and X This bug's for you. This building is so high, the elevator shows movies. This button doesn't do anything! Please press it again!! This calls for extreme measures! Arm the Electric Bagpipe This Charlie Brown must have been a very wise man. This computer is protected by a 357 Magnum. You guess wha This computer is so old it's coal-fired! This computer is taking over my life!!!! This contest has to be the dumbest thing I've ever seen. This cookie is void where prohibited, licensed, or taxed. This cookie will soon appear as a Bantam paperback. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 30 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 31 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 32 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 35 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 36 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 38 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 45 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 58 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 61 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 64 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 65 days. This copy of GEdit has been unregistered for 66 days. This country needs more unemployed politicians. This discussion is hanging by a thread. This does not exist. This door is Baroque, please call Bach later. This door is baroque...please come Bach later... This door is baroque; please call Bach later. This door is Baroque; please wiggle Handel or call Bach. This door Is Baroque; please wiggle Handel. This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. This end down, not up, Stupid! This fellow's wise enough to play the fool. This file will self-destruct in five minutes. This fortune intentionally not included. This game is exceedingly simple. Data This guy has blown me off for the last time. Geordi This here's a government experiment.... This hobby is as addictive as heroin, no question about i This information fills a much needed gap This is 911. If reporting murder press 1. 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This is a Tagline mirror> ) is a tsgline on drugs. This is a test of the EBS. This is ONLY a test. This is a test of the emergency tagline stealing system. This is a test of the emergency tagline syst&*(&^@# NO C This is a test of the Emergency Tagline System This is a test tag. This Is A Test To See If You Know How To Read Taglines This is a test. Please ignore -- oops, too late ;'). This is a test. This is ONLY a test. This is abuse, arguments are down the hall. This is all my fault. This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate  Worf This is an airlock, Allow me to demonstrate Worf This is an almost new, witty, oft stolen tagline... This is an ATM: Press ALT-H for $50, or Press CTRL-ALT-D This is an ATM: Press F1 for $20 F2 for $50 and wait. This is an ECHO-why do I see messages only once?? This is an egg. This is a frying pan. Any questions? This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu... This is an ex-parrot! This is an offense-optional message. This is an operating table, and I am the surgeon. This is an SOS Call from the mining ship Red Dwarf This is another fine myth you've gotten me into. This is Apu of Kwik-E-Borg. Be assmiliated and have a fre This is Cal dog and his Worthington Spot on drugs. This is David Koresh of Borg. WE will be incinerated. This is either a forgery or a damn clever original! This is Elvis. Any messages for me? This is especially true when dealing with someone you're This is express written consent of Major League Baseball. This is fun. Boy.....this is really fun! This is gonna be great! This is heavy stuff for a Thursday! This is hopeless. Fighting would be preferable. - Worf This is information NOT advice. This is loneliness? What a bitter thing ... it's so sad. This is Lore of Borg: You will be assimilated...brother. This is Marion Barry----on drugs. This is Mike Mills's tagline and I've got it! This is more exciting than Woody Allen on Valium. This is my tag,there're many like it,this one is mine. This is my tagline and you can't have it. This Is My Tagline. Go Get Your Own! This is news. This is your brain on news. Any questions This is not a tag line. This is not a tagline - It's a political statement THIS IS NOT A TAGLINE!!!! It's just a stupid statement.. This is not a tagline... This is NOT Burger King. You do not get it YOUR way. This is not what you think. This is now. Later is later. This is off-center This is only a demo reply... This is only an exhibition. Please, no wagering. This is our only tag line. This is pretty exciting for a Thursday!! This is starting to get interesting, don't you think? This is the day for firm decisions! Or is it? This is the Essence of Normality This is the stuff from which dreams are made. This is the tag that never ends--it just goes on and on m This is the tagline to end all taglines. This is the Usenet: do you expect anything other than gro This is the voice of world control. I have brought peace This is the voice of World Control... This is too much like reality for me. This is unheard of in a divorce settlement Mrs. Bobbitt! This is what started the electronic revolution?? This is what you might call an Odo episode. Or, Columbodo This is X Insurance Co - How May I Shaft You? This is your brain ... This is your brain on Windows. This is your brain on drugs, toast and coffee This is your brain. Postscript on brain your is This. This is your brain...THIS is your brain on DOS! This is your brains on eggs... Any questions? This is your CPU -- This is yor CPU on Windows !#$%)* This is your modem on drugs! This is your pizza. Ƹ$  !zz ً޻ $ This is your SysOp. ôs s ou ssop ug. This is your sysop. ôs s ou ssop ug. This is your sysop. Ǵ$ s s dg$. This isn't a holodeck, darling, this is real. O'Brien This isn't a tag line. It just looks like one. This isn't a tag, it's the message This isn't a tagline, but it plays one on TV This isn't a tagline, trust me. This isn't blank, so it can't go anywhere. This isn't GROSS because there's less than 144 Taglines!! This isn't my pet, this is my LUNCH! Worf This kid has a +25 smile of charm that works overtime. - This LAN is your LAN, this LAN is my LAN! This Life is a test...It is only a test.... This line intentionally left blank. This login session: $13.99 This Lonely Tagline Seeking A Mate This machine is an instrument of terror. This makes you feel better??? This marks Logical End-Of-Message. Physical EOM follows. This May Tell You More Than You Care to Know (g) This message brought to by The Wizzo Chocolate Company. This message cleared by Iraqi censors. This message didn't deserve one of my GOOD taglines. This message for external use only. This message has been [Stoned] This message is $hareWare! To register, please send $20 This message is everywhere at once. This message is not supposed to be here! This message is SHAREWARE! To Register, send $5. This message made of recyclable electrons. This message printed on 100% recycled electrons. This message protected by Smith & Wesson This message released to public domain. Use at your own This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This message was written in the Key of H-Flat. This message will self destruct in 5 seconds...5..4..3..2 This message will self-destruct in five seconds..... This message will self-destruct... This message worth 2 cents and darn well worth it! This message written by Dolphin Boy. This message written by Sandy. A highly trained dolphin. This message written by Zippy the Dolphin. This meszage has bin spel chequed. This modem will now self destruct...5..4..3..2..1..0.. This mouse is loaded, who's the designated driver? This MSG created by pouring warm tea on a Ouiji board. This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouiji board. This must be the men's room. I don't see a "Ladies" sign This must be the Placezzzz... This never happens on other systems I call. 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Throw the keyboard out the window to continue. Throw well, throw Shell! Thrusting in him and having a simply DIVINE relationship- Thufir's a Harkonnen now. THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR Thunderclap - an extremely violent form of VD. thunk Tic Tac Toe and way to go Tick - Tock, Tick - Tock. Time is wasting away... TICKET AGENCY: Another name for SCALPER SCUM! Tie 2 birds together;Though they have 4 wings they cannot Tie m'kangaroo down sport, tie m'kangaroo down! Tiefright - The fear of turning the twist-tie in the wron Tiger In The Outhouse - By Claud Balls Tigger of Borg: A Tigger can assimilate anything. Tigger of Borg: Assimilatin' is what Tiggers do best! Tight clothes increase a woman's circulation. Tighten it until it cracks, then back off a half turn. Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills. Tim Taylor: Queen fan extraordinaire Time and tide, nothing and no one can stop us now... Time and words can never be recalled. Time exists so that everything doesn't happen at once. Time flies like an arrow -- fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like bananas Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Time Flies Like the Wind, House Flies Like .... Time flies like wind. Fruit flies like pears. Time flies when you don't know what the &$^# u r doing Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. Time flies when you're having bugs. Time for a quick adventure, then back for tea. Time for another Boston Teaparty! DUMP THE INCUMBENT!!! Time for culture -- Gone CHOPIN, BACH in a MINUET... Time for my morning SysEx dump. Time for PrImaL cOnCrEtE SleDGe Time goes? No. Alas time stays, we go. Time heals all wounds, but the belly button remains. Time is a stream we fish in Time is an illusion perpetrated by the manufacturers of s Time is an illusion. Lunch, doubly so. Time is an illusion....especially while modeming! Time is but the stream I go afishing in. (Thoreau) Time is just nature's way of keeping everything from happ Time is man's greatest invention... and the enemy he cann Time is money, and many people pay their debts with it. Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening Time is of the essence, so close the door! Time is precious, but truth is more so. Time is so everything doesn't happen at once. Time is the dressmaker specializing in alterations. Time keeps on slippin', slippin' into the future... Time keeps on slippin',slippin',slippin' into the future Time of your life, eh kid.... Time on your hands? . . . get Windows. Time really flies when you don't know what you're doing. Time slows if you're on the outside of the bathroom door. Time spent at Cons does not count against your lifespan Time Stands Still! Film at 11:00, or whenever. Time Stops for no man. Except me. Time takes time. TIME TO PLAY! Time to read the instructions is before you start. 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To a cat, "No" means "not while you're looking"!! To a cat, 'NO!' means 'Not while I'm looking'. To a dog his owner is Napoleon; hence their popularity. To a feminist, circumcision doesn't go far enough... To achieve the impossible, attempt the absurd TO ALL VIRGIN'S THANKS FOR NOTHING. To any objective person it'd be obvious that I'm right. To avoid seeing a fool, break your mirror. To baldly go where no one has gone before : Picard To Baldly go where....where did my hair go?  Picard To be a Californian means to have faults others don't. To be a human without passion is to be dead. To be and not to be, that is the contradiction To be born rich is an accident; to die rich is a miracle. TO BE CONTINUED IN OUR NEXT THRILLING TAGLINE!!!!! To be human is also to seek pleasure. To be is to do - Sartre To Be is To Do - Socrates To be is to do. To be is to program. To be or not to be - Shakespeare To be or not to be, that always confused me! To be or not to be, those are the parameters. To be or not to be. That is the result of 2b. To be or not to be... What a stupid question. To be or not to b^&%*$(#)@! Carrier Lost.... To BE the BBS, you've got to SEE the BBS. To be too clever is to be stupid. To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved. To be uman is to be complex. To be wise, the only thing you need to know is when to sa To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember To be, or what? To beer or not to beer? - Shakesbeer To boldly code what no one has coded before! To boldly glow, where no man has glowed To boldly go where no man has gone before. To boldly go where no one has gone before. To BOLDLY go where software never will To boldly split infinitives that no one has split before+ to boldly take a writer where none has gone before!!!! To climb a ladder, you begin with the bottom rung. To climb a ladder, you begin with the first rung. To cure insomnia, get lots of sleep. To curry favor, favor curry. To deny the facts would be illogical, Doctor. To discover one knows nothing is the beginning of wisdom. To discover proper respect for authority, twit your sysop To do is to be - Nietzsche To do is to be. To do nothing is in every man's power. To do nothing is in every person's power. To do two things at once is to do neither To eat is human. To digest divine. To endure, be obscure. To err is human - To Assimilate BORG! To err is human -- to blame it on a computer is even more To err is human and stupid. To err is human but mostof us never make mistake To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a To err is human, to forgive is against company policy To err is human, to forgive is against FidoNet policy! To err is human, to forgive is against my policy To err is human, to forgive is out of the question. To err is human, to forgive is unusual! To err is human, to forgive....$5.00 To err is human, to moo boovine. To err is human, to moo bovine. To Err is Human, to really ^@$&$ things up takes a math c To err is human. And stupid. To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human. To purr feline. To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is Human. To blame someone else is politics. To err is human. To forgive is against company policy. To err is human. To forgive is unusual. To err is human. To moo is bovine. To err is human. To really foul things up requires a comp To err is human. To really screw up it takes a computer. To err is human. To really screw up takes a computer. To err is human....To blame others even more so. To err is human; more than that takes a government. To err is human; to blame it on someone else is more huma To err is human; to forgive is against company policy. To err is human; to forgive, infrequent. To err is human; to moo bovine To err is human; to purr, feline. Pets are fun. To err is human; to really botch things requires a MODERA To err is to screw up.... To establish voice contact, please yell into keyboard. To every exception there is a rule. To every rule there is an exception, and vice versa. To every rule there's an exception & vice versa. To excel at what you do, you must love doing it. To excel when you try, always reach for the brass ring. To find a policeman in a hurry, double-park. To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl frien To find out a girl's faults, tell her girlfriends how gre To flaunt your strength is to make it your weakness ! To forgive is divine. But getting even is Heaven!! To Freud, the world consists of housewives only To get a loan you must prove you don't need it. To get ahead and stay ahead, use your head. To get back on your feet, miss two car payments. To give happiness is to deserve happiness. To go where no man has gone before... BBSing! To have a friend you must first be one. TO have an AMIGA is fine, To emit to it, "is DEVINE"!!!! To have died once is enough. To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me. To hell with justice...I want blood... To hell with the Prime Directive! FIRE!!!!!! To HELL with the Prime Directive....FIRE!!!  Kirk To his dog every man is Napoleon. To increase speed add lightness To iterate is human, to recurse divine. To iterate is human, to recurse is divine. To iterate is human; to recurse, divine. To keep your milk sweet, leave it in the cow. To know a culture you must dirty your feet in its soil. To know recursion, you must first know recursion. To know the road ahead, ask those coming back. To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression. To laugh at men of sense is the privilege of fools To learn to listen to that which is not spoken. now. To strive, to seek, to find, but not to yield. To subdue the enemy without fighting is the acme of skill To take a stand, one first must have legs to stand on. To take a stand, one must have legs to stand on. To take arms against a C of troubles. To take the Genesis online IQ test: press Alt/H To tell if a Canadian senator is alive:wave a pension che To tell the sex of a chromosome, pull down its genes. To the British, George Washington was a terrorist. To the Caliph I am dirt, but to dirt, I am Caliph. To the old cat, the tender mouse. To the pretty women: Nancy Kerrigan & Tonya Harding. The To those who can see, a picture is a wordless poem. To those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice. To tolerate everything is to teach nothing. To turn your 486/dx2-66 into a Gameboy, type WIN/3 at the To understand other's miseries, look at their pleasures. To us, killing is murder, even for revenge. To us, violence is unthinkable. To wake a tiger, use a long stick. To whom should I go to for some self-help? To whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows... To women, men are like big dogs that talk. Toad - n. What happens to an illegally parked frog. Toad Hall BBS 415-595-2427 Toaster of Borg: It is useless to resist my offerings of Toaster of Borg: Resistance is useless. You will eat toas Toaster of Borg: Would you like some toast before you're Toboggan Hagen: A very large ice-cream sundae. Today has been a long year!!!!!!!!!! Today I am feeling ept, ane and sipid. Today I have grown taller from walking with the trees. Today is a "Honey do day" Honey do this, honey do that.. Today is a day for firm decisions ..... Or is it? Today is a day for making firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? Today is a good day for you to jump in a lake. Today is a good day to bribe a high--ranking official. Today is canceled due to lack of interest! Today is not your lucky day. You won't have one this year Today is the day to bribe a high-ranking public official. Today is the first day after yesterday. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Today is the first day of the rest of your lossage. Today is the first day of the rest of your mess. Today is the last day of your life (so far). Today is the scene of the accident. Today is the Tommorrow you worried about Yesterday Today is the Tomorrow you worried about Yesterday Today is tomorrow's yesterday. Today on Larry King: The President, and her husband... Today on the menu we feature: pi of the day. Today on Wide Wonderful World of Sports we have the Mail Today the sun, tonight the MOON! WHEN WILL IT END? Today's "politically correct" = yesterday's McCarthyism. Today's special: Misspelt words at no extra charge. Today's subliminal message is . Today, take an astronaut to launch. Todd... Toddler: An indoor tornado Todlitter - Food debris under high chair after an attempt Toil is most pleasant when done. Tokers local 101, We smoke till we croak! Toledo now has a racist mayor? Toledo's mayor gave welfare to a bank. Toledo's mayor might sell out to campaigner like last may Toledo's mayor wants non-doctor to do a doctor's work in Toledo's new mayor can's minorities from his political pa Tolerance is the apex of any civilization. Tolkien Ring is the LAN most preferred in hobbit land. Tom Adams a member of The Flat-Earth Society. Tom Gibbs Tom Gibbs tgibbs@lcal1.loras.edu Tom Gibbs ph.319/556-4230 Tom Servo: Voice of Kevin Murphy, body of a gumball machi Tomahawk. When you care enough to send best! Tomato paste: what you use to fix broken tomatoes. TOMCAT WARNING - Liberties Taken With Quotes! Tomorrow never comes. Tomorrow we start dieting! Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest. Tomorrow will be yesterday soon enough. Tone-deaf before dishonor. Tongue covered eyetooth - couldn't see what I was saying. Tongue tied & twisted, just an earthbound misfit I. TONIC.H20 found. BOTTLE.GIN found. SysOp found...LOADED! 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Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be SHOT AGAIN! Trespassers WILL be violated - Sign at Kennedy homes Trespassers will be violated. Tresspassers will be SHOT, survivors will be SHOT AGAIN! Tresspassers WILL be violated (Sign at Kennedy homes) Tribble Math: * + Food = ************************ Tribble math: * + * = *********************************** Tribble meets Ford at 65Mph ---> ____ Tribble Olympics, Baseball: *! . Tribblel Math: * + Grain = *********** Tribbles - $5.00 for all you can pile on top of you. Tribe in '94!!! Trickle-Down:It's when the money goes from George to Neil Tried InterMail...Not BAD!! Tried to call Phoenix, I misdialed FIJI Tried to play my shoehorn... all I got was footnotes! Troi: She's not just window dressing any more... Troi: "He's thinking about my breasts again, Captain!" TROI: I feel pain, GREAT pain! ... RIKER: Glad you liked Troll Appreciation Society, join today!! Trombonists do it in seven positions. Trouble with political jokes is they get elected. Truck pulls: for people that can't understand wrestling Truck Pulls: for people who cannot understand the WWF Truck Pulls: for people who don't understand WWF. Truckin / got my chips cashed in True dignity: Remaining aloof during a prostate exam. True enlightenment is a radical goal. True friends are friends to the end..and even after that True life begins when the kids leave home and he dog dies True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! True Multitasking = 3 PCs and a chair with wheels! ___ Bl True terror: A female Klingon with PMS. Truly your warm comments are welcome on this winter day. Truly, sir. Your kind words warm me on this winter day. Truncate (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, Lorena" Truncate: See John Bobbitt Truncated (v.) (1993): See "Bobbitt, John" Truncated: What happened to the peanut at the zoo Trust everbody, but cut the cards. Trust everybody, but always cut the cards. 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Try to run try to hide break on through to the other side Try Windows...for a good night's sleep while you wait...a Try `stty 0' -- it works much better. Trying to establish voice contact--please yell into keybo Trying to find a good tagline... Trying to reason with hurricane season Trying to sell a product you have never used is like tryi have never believed in. Trying to think of a better tagline... Trying to think of a good tagline... TSR's!!!!! Bah! Humbug! TSR=(T)rashes (S)ystem (R)andomly TThheerree''ss aann EEcchhoo iinn hheerree. Tuba or not tuba? Tuck under thumb and hold firmly. Tumor............. An extra pair. Tumor: A request for an extra pair. Tunar - Sonar-like device in cat food that causes cats to Tune in, turn on, and be friends with EX-Mayor Barry. TUPHLEM GRDLPHUMP.. to quote Opuss first words.... Turbo Pascal for WINDOWS? Borland's betrayed me. Turn down your guitar. Turn it up!!, Louder! Now I can't hear you! Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. Turn Right for the Cannonball Run... Turn the key off...your mouth is still running. Turn your 486 into a Gameboy! .. type WIN at C:\> Turn your 486 into a gameboy, type OS2 at the C:\ prompt Turn your 486 into a Gameboy, type WIN at the C:\> Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\> Turn your 486 into an XT -- just add Windows Turn your 486 into an XT, run Windoze! Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0. Turnitoffita - The noise a film makes to tell you its ove TV advertising is the rattling inside a swill bucket. TV is a crutch for those who lack imagination. TV is a medium; anything well done is rare. TV is a medium; anything well done on it is rare. TV is chewing gum for the eyes. TV is like a steak - a medium rarely well done. TV Radio without the imagination. TV Truth #2: All problems can be solved in 30-60 minutes. TV Truth #5: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females ... TV Truth: All Asians know karate. TV Truth: Drinking beer attracts beautiful females. TV Truth: Explosions in space make noise. TV Truth: If a woman is running, she will trip and fall. TV Truth: People have friendly neighbors even in big citi Tweedledum and Tweedledee agreed to have a battle. Tweety of Borg: I taht I taw a Picardycat. Tweety of Borg: You wiww be assimewated! Twenty-four hour banking: I just don't have time for it. Twice the strength of those other leading national brands Twice the sugar! Twice the caffeine!!!!!! Twinkies have a half-life, but Velveeta is eternal Twisted Sister asks US to keep the noise down. Two can live as cheaply as one what? Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Two cans, Per man, Per day, Perhaps Two CC's should do it. Two dumbs; know too much, know too little!! Two Great Tennesseans: Charlie and Jack Daniels Two guys walk into a bar. Why didn't the second one duck? Two is company, three is an orgy. Two is company. Three is poor birth control! Two kind of people in this world - winners\losers. Two kinds of trouble in this world - living\dying. Two lost cluster's found in the writer's brain! Two most common elements hydrogen, stupidity Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stup Two most common elements: hydrogen, stupidity Two of perfect virtue: one dead, the other yet unborn. Two rights don't make a wrong, they make an airplane. TWO THINGS ARE UNIVERSAL. HYDROGEN AND STUPIDITY. Two things I hate: People that can't count. Two writes don't make a novel! Two wrongs do not make a right, it takes three or more. Two wrongs do not make a right: it usually takes three or Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Do Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right, But Three Lefts Do. Two wrongs don't make a right; it always takes three or m Two wrongs never made a right, but two Wrights made an ai Two's company and three's the result. Two, ten, eleven. Eyes, fingers, toes. - Gomez Addams TX Driving: To change lanes, first pull out your .357.. Type I diabetics shouldn't be so holier than thou. Typed on my Ultra Megger Wallet Whammer. Typesetters DO IT with perfect composure Typical BASIC programmer: POKE:POKE:NUDGE:NUDGE Typing all of your message in capitals is SHOUTING! Typists DO IT without wrinkling the sheets. Typos? Blame my cat. Tyrannical moderators are jokes. Don't be a joke. Tyrants like an unarmed populous. Tyrell Corporation: More Human than Human. U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike... U.S. Department of Redundancy Department U.S. Robotics HST DS - Go broke saving money! U.S. SUPREME COURT ! U.S. SUPREME COURT U.S. taxes 1930 = 13%, 1990 = 35% U.S.S. SPECK, drop your shields or you will be destroyed. u=!worry && b[happy]; UART what UEAT! UART what you eat. UART?.. Me Science? UFO's are for real: the Air Force doesn't exist. UFO's are real. The Air Force doesn't exist. UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't. UFOs are real... the Air Force doesn't exist... Uga uga! And that rhymes with 58! -Jounster Ugliness - The only form of Catholic contraception Uh huh huh huh, she said 'linguist'. Huh huh huh. Uh Mike, that's not cheese! Uh oh. Your zip file is open! Uh yeer ugh-o eye kudent spel pro-grammar; now eye R 1. Uh, forget the rope Luke... I thank he's already dead. Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open. Uh, oh! That was my 1st warning! Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... Uh, the moderator says I'm s'pose to bonk you with this t Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that! uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!! Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it... Uhkapelimannit vaikenevat viuluistaan Ultima 8 will be released during the __ quarter of 19__ Ultimage Optimist: A sarrusophone player with a beeper. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate office automation: networked coffee Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine. Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" Ultimato - The choice of eating veggies or going to bed w ULTRA TOP SECRET MESSAGE, burn before reading! Um... Funny Tagline! Umbrace - Small strap that holds an umbrella in place. Umbroglio - Any conflict with an umbrella on a windy day. Umm...your ZIP is open... Unable to exit Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N Unable to find coffee, operator halted. Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to load REALITY.SYS -- Invalid Parameter: /UTOPIA Unable to locate Beer -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate beer -- Party Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted! Unable to locate COLDBEER.CAN **OPERATOR NOT LOADED** Unable to locate COLDCOKE.CAN **SYSOP NOT LOADED** Unable To Locate Conference - Moderator Lost. Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Green Beer  St. Paddy's Day cancelled Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted! Unable to locate TEAEARLGREY.HOT -- Enterprise halted! Unable to open , program halted Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N Unable to open TROUSER.ZIP. Replace floppy and try again Unable to open Windows. Try the door? [Y]/N Unbelief in one thing springs = blind belief in another. Unborn Women Have Rights Too! Unbreakable toys are good for breaking other toys. Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toys. Uncle Sam needs your money - Congress already SPENT it! Unclog drains with Liquid Metal Terminator! Under every stone lurks a politician. Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining?? Underhoodist - A station attendant with a genius for loca Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked! Underpaid, endless taxes, overwork:= Self-employment! Understanding is the key. Maybe it's under the mat. Undetectable errors are always infinite in variety. Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH! Unevaluated registered copy Unevaluated Registration Copy Unfair! A battle of wits and you are unarmed! Unfortunately we laugh at the distress of others. Unicorns aren't myth, virgins are! Unicorns aren't mythical - virgins are! Unified Field Theory--My field is your field Universal Life Church: "Elvis thinks you're neat!" University: A modern school where football is taught. UNIX are lousy lovers. Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!) UNIX should be used as an adjective. - AT&T Unix soit qui mal y pense. Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care. UNIX! Is that from AT&T? Or ... SATAN! UNIX, the MF of all DOS's. UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX? OS/2! No, NetWare... UNIX... A manly sort of operating system! UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of life. UNIX: Operating system for the vowel impaired. Unix: the operating system of the future of the past. UNIX: user-viciousness raised to an art form... Unix? I can't even do ONE thing at once. Unknown Media in A:\ tastes like a graham cracker. Unknown to the Wicked Witch, the squirt gun was loaded. UNKNOWN WARNING... Contact your local dealer Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere. Unless the Japs buy us as a prezzy for their kids, Oz is Unless they criticize the moderators. Unless to thought is added will, Apollo is an imbecile. Unless you can see black then white has no meaning Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that... Unlimited potential: Will stick with us until retirement Unmistakable. That must be the only videogame sound effec Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play them. Unpupular - Anyone whose dog refuses to play with them. Unqualified superlatives are the worst of all. Unrecoverable Application Error - Detonation follows. Unrecoverable system error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF. Incompetent user UNRECOVERABLE USER ERROR - Terminating current user Unregestered Version, so send me mail UNREGISTERED EVALUATION COPY Unregistered Evaluation Tagline Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E ! Unspeakable error in module JH at address $ Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world. Unusual cheeses. Unwritten laws can not be erased. UnZip, expand, explode... What kind of pervert came up wi Up your accumulator. Upgraded my network last night - bought new Nikes! Upgraded my network last week. Yep, new Reeboks! 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User Frienly, if you don't Use it - its Friendly! User logging on...1200 baud....1200 BAUD?!?!.....N User logging on...300 baud....300 BAUD?!?!.....NO User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Users : Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. Users never appreciate computers, until their down Users never appreciate computers, until they're down. Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after midnight. Users: To keep them dry don't water them after dinner. USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Uses resources well: Delegates everything -work evaluatio Uses time effectively: Clock watcher -work evaluationese Using a single-tasking computer is a sign of low self-est Using PCBoard w/o a reader and loving it! Using TSO is like kicking a dead whale across the beach. USS Alacrity NCC-1881 Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid. v 1.5 -- Profound interpretations fully supported. V.fast. 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VCR's are a way to defeat time..... VD is nothing to clap about! Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board! Vegetables stink too, sometimes Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian Vegetinting - Taking items from a salad bar to make your Velcro, super glue, duct tape, post-its, and OS/2. VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die! Vende Vide Visa: We came, we saw, we bought. Venetian blinds are made by shady characters. Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it Veni, Vidi, Velcro - (I came, I saw, I stuck around) Veni, Vidi, Vestibule ( I came, I saw, I hid in the close Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I shopped. Veni, Vidi, VISA. Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F....ine Manual :-) Verbal agreements frequently lead to verbal disagreements Verbosity: Refuge Of Those With Nothing Original To Say. Verbs has to agree with their subjects. Verifying User... 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Victoria 604-361-9053 Victoria's Secret catalog: Poor man's Playboy. Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an orphan. Victory or defeat! Video Exelerators speed up 10% of vidio IO, Windows Slows Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog. Vincent Price 1911-1993 He will be missed. Vini Vidi Vomiti "I came, I saw, It made me sick" Vini, vidi, vici. Violence in reality is quite different from theory. Violinists do it in first position. Vios con dios! Vique's Law: A man without religion is like a fish withou Virgin wool comes from ugly sheep. Virginia is for lovers, but Pensylvania has INTERCOURSE! Virginia is for Lovers. Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virginity is curable. Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's all gone Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's gone. Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone. Virginity: like a balloon: one prick and it's gone. Virgins R' Us......closed due to personnel shortage. Virtual reality is a contradiction. Virtual: not knowing where your next byte is coming from. Virtuality Has Taken Precedence Over Reality! Virtue is a relative term. Virtue is easy for an ugly woman. Virtue is its own punishment. Virtue is its own revenge. Virtue pays but there's no market for it. Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required... Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus detected! P)our chicken soup on motherboard? Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Virus Scanner: "Windows found - Remove (Y,n)?" Virus Scanning.... WINDOWS found. Remove? Y/N virus, virii, viriii, viriv, virv, virvi, virvii... Virus-checker message: "MS-Windows found...delete?(Y/Y)" ViruScan detects Windows/NT. Remove (Y/N)? Viruscan V1.22- ** Windows found ** Remove? (Y,+ Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software. Viruses don't die they just go low profile for a while VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" Visit beautiful Vergas, Minnesota. 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Volunteers DO IT ForFREE Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know y try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as - Karl Lehenbauer Vote "Ren and Stimpy" for World Leaders! Vote --> "Deport all of the above" in `92. Vote Anarchist. Vote Cthulhu in '96--Why settle for the lesser evil? Vote Cthulhu...when you're tired of the LESSER evil! Vote Democrat: It's easier than getting a job. Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE" Vote for abolishment of public display of butt-cracks. Voters want a fraud they can believe in. Vows made in storms are forgotten in calms. Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een gelukkig nieuwjaar -Dutch Chris Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here Vulcan Science Academy Dropout. Vulcans believe peace should not depend on force. Vulcans do it with their fingers. Vulcans do not approve of violence. Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock Vulcans never bluff. Vulcans stole my homework!  Nog Vulcans worship peace above all. Vulgarity: The conduct of others. 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Wait! Don't pick up that ph*^&%@*(&) NO CARRIER Wait! I'll be right down! Save me a couple of glasses of Wait! You have not been prepared! Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Wait. That's the FORBIDDEN dance. Wait... I was goning to make Espresso Wait... Sex isn't merely anything. Waiter, I'll have what the guy writhing on the floor had. Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter  Barclay Waiter, there are monsters in my transporter * Barclay Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage.  Dax Waiter, there's a tapeworm in my ribcage. Dax Waiter: Unemployed actor Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Waiting for Spring Takes a Long Time Waiting to overcome all objections, results in nothing. Waitresses DO IT for tips. Wake up and smell the coffee or just wake up to individua Waldust - Powder that sticks to you when you lean against Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Walk softly and carry a megawatt laser. Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows. Walking in a winter wonderland. Walking on water is *not* in my job description! WALT DISNEY didn't die, he's in suspended animation Walt Disney is in suspended animation. Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathilda....Waltzing Mathil Wanna be a Power User? Go stick a fork in an electrical o Wanna Be a Psychopath? Read Dianetics, or ZMODEM.DOC. Wanna Buy A Rubber Computer? Wanna confuse people? Quote from the wrong message! Wanna do something big? Pick up a boulder. Wanna get hit by some math? Try this 2 by 4 bitch! Wanna giggle? Try (EDITOR=EDLIN !) in anything. Wanna play "Whisper Down The Lane"? Wanna put a little ZIP in your ARC? Wanna read a good horror novel? Get a history book! Wanna REALY enjoy your mail? Be .QWK about it! Wanna see my PeeWee Herman impression? Wanna try a network? The first call is free..... Want permanent birth control? Call 1-900-Bobbitt Want some candy, little girl? Want to bust a chair across my teeth? 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What hope is there for the world if I die? What I asked was not the same question that you answered! What I lack in restraint, I make up for in remorse. What I like about MS is its loyalty to customers! What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What I ought to do, I can; if I can, why don't I? What if all this were real? What if I gave a .siggie and nobody cared? What if there was a sexual revolution but no one came? What if there were no hypothetical questions? What if there were no hypothetical situations What if they gave a war and only one side came? What if we put bandaid on the Panama Canal and it healed? What If We Were Our Reflection's Reflection? What is a lie but the truth in drag? What IS a tagline anyway? What is all this about violins on television? What is going on here! What is is the was of what will be... What is it like to feel pain? What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is learned in youth is understood in age. What is Life? It's the cereal Mikey likes. What is loneliness? What is man but that lofty spirit... What is meant to be will always find a way. What is mine is mine, yours is negotiable. What is OS/2 in Spanish - dos DOS? What is Redneck foreplay? 'Get in the truck, bitch.' What is Redneck foreplay? (Nudge) Are you awake? What is the avg. air speed of an un-laden swallow? What is the character limit besides the moderator and a t What is the color when black is burned. What is the difference between a Borg and a Cyberman? What is the half-life of a television set? What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS? What is the output of a vacuum pump? What is the point of dreams...if they never become realit What is the sound of a bear sh*ting in the woods? What is the sound of one tentacle writhing? - Bernard, DO What is the True meaning of DOS? What is the world to a man when his wife is a widow? What is this thing anyway? 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What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic What may be, may not be. What me have a Virus.. Never! What me Worry? **-Alfred E. Neuman-** What more do you want? A T-Shirt? What one does to weeds and grasses. What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What orators lack in depth, they give in length. What part of "NO" didn't you understand...? What part of "ten-line limit" don't you understand? What part of my brilliance don't you understand? What part of NO didn't you understand? What REALLY killed Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen. What results from using spot remover on your dog Spot? What rubble under that stubble. What Saddam Hussein's mom said: Abort, Retry, Fail? What should you give a nudist for Christmas? What size bribe should I offer a corrupt file ? What soberness conceals, drunkenness reveals. What the !@#$ are you supposed to put here? What the !@#$ were you expecting for me to put here? What the *HELL* is Fahrvegnugen? What the *HELL* is Fahrvergnugen? What the fool does in the end, the wise man does in the b WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED HERE!!!! What the heck is that?????....is it contagious? What the heck just happened here? What the hell are you reading this for?!? What the hell didn't happen here??!! What the hell is going on here?  Riker What the hell, go ahead and put all your eggs in one bask What the hell, go and put all your eggs in one basket. What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away. What the text giveth, the footnote taketh away. What the world needs is an electric match. What this country needs are more unemployed Democrats! What this country needs is a good 5 dollar plasma weapon. What this country needs is a good 5-cent nickle. What this country needs is a good five cent ANYTHING! What this country needs is a good five cent nickel. What this country needs is a good five-cent ANYTHING! What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel. What this country needs is more unemployed politicians. What time is it at the North Pole? What to do about ignorance & apathy? Who knows?Who cares? What universe is this, please? What use is magic if it can't save a unicorn? What was on their minds when they abbreviated "Kentucky?" What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? What was wrong with the ham before it was cured? What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expect ge amin Disraeli What we are is God's gift to us - what we become is our g What we are selling are hopes and dreams, not frozen peas (1932- )^Revlon What we do not understand we do not possess. - Goethe What we DON'T need is more laws! What we have here is a failure to communicate What we have here, is a failure to communicate! (MR mgmt What we have here, is a NEED to communicate! What we have here... Is a failure to accumulate.... Ernes What we learn after we know it all is what counts. What we learn from history is that we do not learn from h What we love we shall grow to resemble. - Bernard of Clai What we need are 0-wait-state shopping lines.... What we need is a Pizza Door and a Beer Door What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! ___ Blue Wave/Q What we want is a story that starts with an earthquake an climax. - Samuel Goldwyn What were vices are now fashion. What were you this time, Odo? The modem? The computer?... What wisdom can you find that is greater than kindness? What World Are You On? I'd Like To Visit Sometime. What would *YOU* do for a Klondike Bar? What would McGyver do now? What you are, not what you have, is what makes you rich. What you can do to stop obscene phone calls: Don't make t What you do not want done to yourself,do not do to others What you don't know would make a great book... What you enjoy is much more important than what you have. 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And damn proud of it too! ;) Yes, I'm in a very GUMBY mood today. Yes, in scene 4 we vaporize the actor and ... Yes, it is I - from transsexual TRANSYLVANIA!!! Yes, it is written.Good shall always destroy evil. Yes, it's sexist male fantasies on ice! Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed. Yes, the lizard works; my Volvo has never been stolen. Yes, the philosophy of 'nome,' meaning 'all.' Yes, the Python works; my Volvo has never been stolen. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!! Yes-men: Fellows who hang around the man nobody noes. Yeshua - A Consuming Fire Yeshua - the True Vine Yesterday ... was once upon a time ... Yesterday I knew everything ... but I was wrong ... Yesterday I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. Yesterday is a memory. Tomorrow is a vision. Today is a Yesterday's flower children are today's blooming idiots! 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You *REALLY* outta spay yer pet, or at least trim his nai You =know= what I am thinking... You admit that? You adopted a fox cub who's mother was somebody's coat. You ain't learning nothing when you're talking. You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You always find it in the last place you look. You always find something in the last place you look, unl You always find something in the last place you look. You always swat where he's not, or if he is aha! a spot. You and me against the world? Great! When do we attack? You are all green alike. You are always entitled to your own stupid opinion. You are an example of why some animals eat their young. You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you You are being paged. You are being swapped. You are being watched. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few You are both the sculptor and the clay. You are confident of things you know nothing about. You are confused; but this is your normal state. You are deeply attached to your friends and acquaintances You are fast becoming my favorite sick person. You are getting sleepy... you are getting very sleepy... You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are here ---------------------> * You are in a maze of twisty little directories, all alike You are in a maze of twisty little programs, all alike. You are in a maze of twisty little taglines, all alike... You are in a maze of twisty messages, all alike. You are in a maze of twisty passages... You are in a maze of twisty subroutines, all alike. You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike. You are IT! Really now... I'm not kidding here... You are lustworthy. You are magnetic in your bearing. You are making progress if each mistake is a new one. You are more than welcome to anything I have. You are never fully dressed until you wear a smile. You are not Morg. You are not Eymorg. You are not thinking. You are merely being logical. You are only young once, but it is easy to stay immature. You are only young once, but you can be immature forever. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefi You are rotten to the core, Snidely Whiplash, rotten, rot You are smart. Can you make us go? You are standing on my toes. You are still half-savage -- but there is hope. You are taking the universe out of context. You are talking to a Program that passed the Turing test! You are the Amoeba. You have the power to Flow. You are the Filch. You have the power to Steal. You are the Laser. You have the power to Blind. You are the Skeptic. You have the power to Doubt. You are the Virus. You have the power to Multiply. You are the winner of one of these prizes... You Are This BBS's Most Appreciated Caller. You are truly a rhinestone in the rough. You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny. You are under arrest for tagline theft! You aren't born happy, you must make it for yourself. You aren't here forever, Enjoy each day as a miracle. You been bungy jumping with a cord that was a bit long? You Bet Your ASCII You bought a VCR because wrestling is on the same time as You call this fun? --McCoy You can always break glass with a sledgehammer. You can always easily find anything you don't want. You can always find what you are not looking for. You can always make room for one more. Except a new baby. You can always tell a great idea by the enemies it makes. You can be my < WingMan > at any time! You can be replaced by a machine that flushes. You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you... You can choose your friends, but you only have one mother You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories. You can disagree without being disagreeable. You can fool all people, except but you can't fool Mom. You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all he time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime. You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. You can give an man a fish, or you can teach him to fish. You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands! You can have my two cents worth for free!! You can have peace. Or you can have freedom: LL YOU can help wipe out COBOL in our lifetime. You can judge a man by how he keeps his golf score. You can judge the success of a man by his bodyguards. You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him thin You can lead a child to knowledge, but you cannot make th You can lead a horse to the fountain, & drown it you can lead a horse to water, and if he walks on it pate You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him tap You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her read You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think You can lead a man to ponder; you cannot make him think. 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You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world. You can't be first, but you can be next. You can't beat the real thing... You can't believe everything you hear, but you can repeat You can't believe everything your hear. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. You can't do that. It's been digitally cursed. You can't duck an Uzi, but you can Uzi a duck! You can't eat your friends and have them too. You can't evaluate a man by logic alone. You can't even cut the cheese. You can't fall off the floor. You can't fool me, that's DIRTY DANCING, I see. You can't fool me--there ain't no sanity clause. You can't get out more than you put in You can't get snot off of a suede jacket. - Lenny Bruce You can't get there from here. You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME. You can't go potty at a Beatles' concert because there is You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. You can't have everything. Where would you put it? You can't have money like that and not swell out. You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair. You can't judge Egypt by Aida. You can't jump a canyon in two leaps. You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly--only sooner than she You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z! You can't plant me in your penthouse, I'm going back to m You can't pray a lie. You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.... You can't scare me. I'm a teacher. You can't simply say, "Today I will be brilliant." You can't soar with dragons if you work with gargoyles. You can't spell HypoCrIte without HCI! You can't step twice in the same river. You can't step twice into the same river. You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. You can't teach old dogs new tricks. You can't teach people to be lazy - either they have it o You can't tell a book by its movie. You can't un-melt a snowflake... You can't underestimate the power of fear. You can't win them all, but you can sure lose them all. You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time. You cannot be too careful in the choice of your enemies. You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread t You cannot dry dishes with a wet towel You Cannot Escape! Resistance Is Futile! You cannot kill time without assaulting eternity. You cannot kill time without injuring eternity You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on You cannot propel youself forward by patting yourself on You cannot see the wood for the trees. You cannot see the wood for the trees. John Heywood You cannot tell how deep a puddle is until you step in it You could be worse...you could be twins! You could do better, but why bother? You could have knocked me over with a fender. You couldn't get me on Mars if it were the last place on You dance the tagline tango divinely, my dear. You dialed 5483. You did it backwards Nurse! I said prick his boil! You did vote NO I guess ?... You did WHAT with TurboTax??? OMG!! You DIDN'T hear it from me! You disagree? May I plea guilty by reason of sanity? You disgust me DO IT some more! You do *what* on this holodeck? * Scotty You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs. You don't buy beer, you just rent it You don't buy beer, you just temporarily divert it You don't buy beer, you merely rent it. You don't buy beer, you only rent it for a while. You Don't buy beer, You rent it! You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't get it boy, this is an operating table. You don't give a damn about apathy. You don't have to be a cannibal to get fed up with people You don't have to be intelligent to use it but it helps. You don't have to let a beer win. You don't have to think too hard when talking to teachers You don't have to worry about that: it's virtual! You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You don't know what you want, and are willing to go throu You don't know your own strength. You've never seen any. 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You will l You have the right to remain silent.... You have to be an antique to appreciate them. You have to run between the raindrops if you want to see You have to wonder about any period in history in which p od is dead and Elvis is alive. You have violated Robot's Rules of Order. You have your problems, and I have yours. You haven't a single redeeming vice. You hold 'em off, I'll go for help. (heh-heh-heh) You humans are all alike. You in the red uniform, see what that noise is."-- Kirk You just can't beat cubic inches. You just contradicted me! You just wasted four seconds reading this tag line ... You kill my father. Prepare to die. You killed Ted, you medieval dick-weed! - Bill You Klingon son, you killed my bastard! Got that wrong. You Klingon sons, you killed my bastard! No, wait.... You Klingon sons, you've killed my bastard... no, wait.. You knew the job was dangerous when you took it! You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred... You knew this job was dangerous when you took it! You know how Einstein got bad grades as a kid? Well, MIN You know that feeling when you're leaning back on a stool You know that little Burwell is going to cause me a lot o You know the price of everything and the value of nothing You know us Sysops, It's always the other guys fault ;-) You know what's going on, don't you? * Ace You know you're a Redneck if. You call your father 'Uncle You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You know you're getting old when everything dries up or l You know you're really old when stop buying green bananas You know, names aren't magic. They are merely handles. You know...in a hundred years I just might get to like yo You learn as much by writing as you do by reading. You learn something useless every day. You live and learn. Or you don't live long. You live and you learn - or you don't live long. YOU look like an elephant! You look marvelous. You look rather rash my dear your colors don't quite matc You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else around.... You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm! You lost WHAT source code? You made a woman MEOW? You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You made my head explode. You make ends meet...and they hate each other! You make it we take it. You may already be a wiener! You may be a loser for a long time before you realize it. You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer! You may be affluent, but you're full of effluent. You may be recognized soon. Hide. You may be recognized soon. Perhaps you should hide? You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort. You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth. You may now log in to life. Password: You may shut your doors against a thief but not against a You may steal THIS tag, but you can't get my whole file! You may use this tagline 30 days before registering. You mean "TACO BELL" is NOT a Mexican telephone company? You mean everything above the tagline ISN'T line noise? You mean I can put stuff past column 72? WOW! UNIX is gre You mean I can send mail to myself? You mean the moon is NOT swiss cheese? You mean this *isn't* the Mindless Chatter echo? You mean this isn't a conga line? Damn I brought my casta You mean you think Windows NT **ISN'T** a joke?! You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You meet such Interesting People at conventions. You might as well - I stole yours. You might as well fall flat on your face as lean too far You might as well. I stole yours. You might be a redneck if Jack Daniels makes your list of You might have mail. You might say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not asleep. You might say Lorena Bobbitt took the situation in hand. You might want to get a band-aid for that. You missed an invaluable opportunity for silence! You misunderstood. Bush ACTUALLY said 'No nude Texans.' You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool. You must know much before you know how little you know. You must know your limits to break through them. You must open TROUSER.ZIP to access Drive P. You must realize: Sweatwork is the only road to fitness. You need not worry about your future. You need tender loving care once a week - so that I can s You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You need to relax, Dax. Take a chill pill, Trill! You never "find" time, but you can always "make" it. You never act da way ya should & I like it You never find a lost article until you replace it. You never have mail. You never have to explain things you never said. You never knew what you were missing. You never know unless you ask, answer not guaranteed. You never realize how short a month is until you pay alim You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. You never talk dirty to me. You now have Asian Flu. You obviously mistook me for someone who knows. you of course know that I still love ya. :) You only have a problem if you think it is a problem. You only see the world you make. You ought to be in pixels. You ought to take the bull between the legs. You ought to take the bull between the teeth. You own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. You paid cover to get in here. HA! You paycheck will be assimilated - Clinton of Borg You pays your money and you takes your choice. You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well You promised a drug-free America, and we want our free dr You read me like a book, more like a dirty magazine! You realize how short a month when you pay alimony. You really piss me off Jim.  McCoy You roll my log, and I will roll yours. You said a mouseful! You said Windows was a Power Tool??? You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? You saw my hard disk drive off? Where? You say "FORMAT C:" will give me more space?? You say that now, but try chewing a child the next time y You say things with your eyes that others waste time putt You see what I'm sayin'? You see, but you do not observe. - Sir Arthur Conan You seem unimpaled so far....  Q You send `em to school ... they eat the books. You shall be rewarded for a dastardly deed. You shall know the truth and be freed. You shall know the truth, and it shall make you odd. You should avoid hedging, at least that's what I think. You should go hang your head in shame...and leave your bo You should go hang yourself in shame...and leave your bod You should go home. You should hardly ever equivocate. You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You should use contraceptives at every conceivable occasi You should've heard me before you got here. Ro You showed admirable restraint for one so small. Worf You sick puppy! It's time for your shot...like the one Ol You spotted snakes with double tongue... be not seen. You still need the last file you removed. You swallowed a WHAT? You take the blond, I'll take the one in the turban. You tell 'em Bald Head, you're smooth. You tell 'em Banana, You've been skinned. You tell 'em Bank, You're safe. You tell 'em Bean, He's stringing you. You tell 'em Brake, you've got the drag. You tell 'em Butcher, You've got a lot of tongue. You tell 'em cabbage, You've got the head. You tell 'em calendar, You've got lots of dates. You tell 'em Cashier, I'm a poor teller. You tell 'em Cat, That's what you're fur. You tell 'em Cemetery, You are so grave. You tell 'em Chloroform, You can put them to sleep. You tell 'em Church Bell, I told you. You tell 'em Cigarette, you're lit up. You tell 'em Clock, You've got the time. You tell 'em Cucumber, I've been pickled. You tell 'em Custard Pie, you've got the crust. You tell 'em Dentist, You've got the pull. You tell 'em Dictionary, you're full of information. You tell 'em Doctor, you've got the patience. 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You tell 'em Submarine, I can't seaplane. You tell 'em Teacher, you've got the class. You tell 'em, Bald Head, You're smooth. You think I care which way you face?  O'Brien You think paying an expert is expensive? Try an amateur! You think that's bad? You think you have problems? My sundial is running slow. You think you have troubles? Even my sundial is slow. You think you have troubles? My sundial is slow. You threw out my WHAT? You took the TagLines right out of my mouth..... You used to be indecisive. Now you're not sure. You want it when ?? You want me to clean what??? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You want programming jokes? Ok: Pascal, COBOL, You want the good new first or the bad news? You want to smell my WHAT? You want your ski....Go get it. You were s'posed to laugh! You were sucking on my WHAT??? You were told not to feed me after midnight! You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control You whizzed on the electric fence, didn't you? - Satan You will always find something in the last place you look You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-yea You will be a winner today. Fight with a four-year-old. You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a three-yea You will be aided greatly by a person whom you thought to You will be audited by the Internal Revenue Service. You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize--posthumously. You will be held hostage by a radical group. You will be invited to dine with many important people. You will be reincarnated as a toad; and you will be much You will be squirrely today. You will be surprised by a loud noise. You will be tested on the above material! You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler. You will be the victim of a bizarre joke. You will be told about it tomorrow. You will be told about it tomorrow. Go home and prepare You will be winged by an anti--aircraft battery. You will become rich and famous unless you don't. You will die of terminal acne. You will experience a strong urge to do good; but it will You will feel hungry again in another hour. You will find what is not lost and enter where there are You will forget that you ever knew me. You will gain money by an illegal or immoral action. You will give someone a piece of your mind, which you can You will have a long and boring life. You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your You will have good luck and over come hardships. You will have many recoverable tape errors. You will know happy motorcyclist by the bug stains on his You will lose an important file. You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You will never be younger than you are today...& vice ver You will never be younger then you are today.. You will never get any better if you don't push yourself. You will not be elected to public office this year. You will outgrow your usefulness. You will outlive those who seek to destroy you. You will pass away very quickly. You will pioneer the first Martian colony. You will remember something that you should not have forg You will soon forget this. You will soon meet a strangler who will become your fiend You will spend the rest of your life in the future. You will survive the conflagration. You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon. You will win success in whatever calling you adopt. You You win some and you lose some. But think qualitatively. You won first prize..! Send me $50. and I'll send your pr You would if you could but you can't so you won't. You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational. You! What PLANET is this? McCoy, stardate 3134.0. You! In the red, investigate that noise.  Kirk You! What PLANET is this? You'd better run ----- Pink Floyd You'd make a perfect stranger. You'd think there were ENOUGH quotes, already... You'd think we'd be tired of this by now, but what do YOU You'll always overlook one of those pins in a new shirt. You'll be sorry. You'll come a waltzin' matilda with me.... You'll get what's coming to you.. Unless it's mailed. You'll know when your ready for it. You'll learn something about men and women You'll like that a lot. You'll love it Dad! It's fully assembled! You'll never find it, in all that loose clothing. You'll never get dizzy doing a good turn. You'll never get there and if you do, you won't know. You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer. You'll never know until you ask the right source. You'll pay to know what you really think! You're a better man than I, Rin Tin Tin. You're a card which will have to be dealt with. You're a free thinker. Your thoughts aren't worth anythin You're a funny guy! - Goodfellas You're a glutton for punishment? :) You're a lapsed atheist, dear. You're a legend in your own mind You're a loser when your dog gets a new best friend. You're a person who travels well. Now start travelling. You're a real loser when your dog gets a new best friend+ You're a Redneck if: Your beltbuckle is heavier than 4 lb You're a Redneck if: Your entertained by a 6-pack and a b You're a Redneck if: Your porch collapses and more than 3 You're about as funny as a beerfart in a space suit. You're all insane and trying to steal my magic bag You're being followed, cut out hanky-panky for a few days You're born single, profit from the experience You're certainly thoughtless. I wish you were speechless, You're dead in this town, fella. You're dead, Jim. You're DIS-PICABLE! You're driving me to nervous prostitution! You're from the planet Earth. You're getting sleepy, sleepier... You're God? yeah right, let me speak to your mother! You're it! You're listening to KPLA, Klingon radio: All glory, all t You're lucky I don't cast you out, or smite you....  Q You're my hero! You're nearly duplicated, but avoided twinning just in ti You're never a loser until you quit trying. You're never alone with schizophrenia You're no failure...you're not dead yet! You're not afraid of bats, are you Worf?  Beverly You're not afraid of heights, are you Doctor?  Worf You're not bald. You just have an extra large part in you You're not drunk as long as you can hold onto the floor. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hold You're not going into a song while I'm here! You're not like the others: you like the same things I do You're old when you forget how to start your rocking chai You're on report, Ensign. My quarters, 1900 hrs. Riker You're one in a million. Thank heavens! You're one to tell me what I can and can't sense. Troi You're only as old as the women you feel You're only as old as you feel.. the next day You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. You're only young once. You're immature forever. You're pretty cool sometimes, Beavis... You're probes have touched me, Mr. Spock.  Sargon You're really hard up if you steal *this* tagline. You're sick and digusting, I like that in a person!! You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes. You're so CUTE when you're mad. You're so CUTE when you're righteous! You're so narrowminded you can see thru a keyhole with bo You're so ugly , your pshyciatrist makes you lie face dow You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you. You're so weak the only thing you've ever licked is peopl You're soaking in it You're something that happens once in a million years - t You're standing where I want to pee. You're talking mad! You're the reason my dog is pregnant, aren't you?! You're The Reason They Made A Passing Lane To Begin With! You're throwing it all out the Windows! You're too beautiful to ignore.Too much woman. You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person! You're twisted, perverted, & sick. I like that You're ugly and your mother makes you use dumb taglines. You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture You've been smoking that stuff again, uh? You've certainly got smooth skin - between the wrinkles, You've given me something to live for: revenge. You've got a big hole in your head...now shut it! You've got to hand it to the IRS. If not, they'll come a You've got to have an ace in the hole. You've gotta love it, though you don't have to respect it You've reached middle age when all you exercise is cautio You've seen one Tribble, you've seen 'em all! You've seen the beach. Now GO HOME. From us in New Jersey You, sir, are an ambisexual walnut. - Bloom County YOU? Run MY bar?!?!? Wahahahaha! - Quark Young flesh and old fish are best. Young gorillas are friendly, but they soon learn. Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Youngsters remember anything if it happened or not. Your aims are high, and you are incapable of much. Your analyst has you confused with another patient. Your ancestors were real swingers - from trees and gallow Your average mind numbing, brain-blowing experience. Your best response: Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum. Your bootsector is being destroyed! Your boss is thinking about you. Your call will be answered in the order it was ignored. Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat just ran over my dog. Your cat's missing? Have you checked my bumper? Your choice about Jesus affects all other choices. Your code is theoretically beautiful, but it won't work. Your code will not compile cleanly as written. Your computer account is overdrawn. Please re-authorize. Your computer does WHAT????!!! Your computer will self-destruct in 5 seconds Your couch or mine?? Your crt is 2 loud. turn it down! Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in w Your disk will self--destruct in 5 seconds. Your E-Mail has been returned due to insufficient voltage Your empty file directory has been deleted. Your enemies are closing in. Your epidermis is showing! Your ex just called. She's with the IRS now. Your family tree has no branches. Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting. Your Freudian slip is showing. Your future, with the Maker or the Baker is up to you. Your hair's thinning - Who wants fat hair? Your heart is pure, and your mind clear, and your soul de Your home, and indeed some Cadillacs, have more computing world nations. -- Daniel Siewiorek. Your house has no curtains, but your pick-up truck does Your idea of safe sex is a pillow covering the head-board Your ignorance cramps my conversation. Your inlaws on your wife's side usually are ... Your jelly doughnuts will be assimilated. Elvis of Borg. Your karma just ran over my dogma Your kharma just ran over my dogma Your kind don't deserve a tagline. You need a toe tag fo Your lies and sweet talk don't even cause me pain... Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even tr Your logic was impeccable, Captain. We are in grave dang Your lucky color is fading. Your lucky number has been discontinued. Your lucky star imploded into a black hole. - Ziggy Your maleage may vary. Your car may not run. Your Mama don't dance and your Daddy don't Rock & Roll Your mama's so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark! Your meaningless drivel has been noted. Your message here, here, here, here, here, here, everywhe Your message here, there, everywhere. Your mileage may vary. Your mode of life will be changed to 0644. Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII. Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC. Your most pleasing taglines are not duplicated. Your most useful program will be continually improved unt Your mother dates Kennedys! Your mother had morning sickness after you were born. Your Mother is a Ferrengi Ho! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder Your mother wears combat boots in the bathtub. Your mother's gonna LOVE me! Your motherboard wears combat reboots.... Your near duplicate taglines are not pleasing. Your near duplicate taglines are wasted space. Your nearly duplicate taglines are wasted space. Your nearly duplicated taglines are wasted space. Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your not hearing what I'm saying. Your not welcome on the next level!!! Your official Borg-moderator designation is now one of tw Your own mileage may vary. Your piss poor planning is not necessarily my emergency! Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its mem Your project will be late. Your resume will be used on the "Tonight Show" monologue. Your shoe is ringing. Your sin, was it of omission, commission, or emission? Your sister is dating a musician! Your skin looks like baby skin - with diaper rash! Your so out to lunch you make me hungry. Your solution stinks. The problem is very interesting. Your Southeastern Micro Focus COBOL Connection Your species is self-destructive. Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Your stareing at me arn't you? ADMIT IT Your statement fully describes the situation partially. Your sweet words suck a morning dew off the honeysuckle. Your sweet words suck the morning dew off the honeysuckle Your tagline has been assimilated. - BorgReader Your tagline here. $15.95/mo. Sorry, no C.O.D.'s Your temporary financial embarrassment will be relieved i Your to twisted for this puter, GET OUT!!! Your trouble is that your absence makes good company. Your Virus is now STONED. Legalize ViruScan Your wife's other car is a broom! Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow. Your Yin and Yang are no longer on speaking terms. Your Zip file is open. Your, uh, your wife, does she go, eh, does she go, eh? Youth + confidence + myopia = naivete. Youth Culture Killed My Dog. Youth doesn't excuse everything. Youth had been a habit of hers so long that she could not Youth is a disease from which we all hopefully recover! Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art! Youth is not a time of life, it's a state of mind. Youth isn't a time of life but a state of mind. Youth, a habit of hers so long she couldn't part with it. Youth...Middle Age...My but you're looking good! Youthful figure: What you get when asking a woman's age. Yow! Yow! Am I having fun yet? Yow! Are we laid back yet? Yow! Are we wet yet? YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!" Yoyodyne Propulsions Sys,Inc - The 7th Dimension + Beyond YOZOZO! You are a mallard... Yuk! My Windows Are All GUI. Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ywercs lla og tsuj sgniht semitemoS ZAMFIR PLAYS METALICA - Order your copy today! Zap! ZAP...ZAP...ZAP...click...click... Damn! My phaser's out Zaphod Beeblebrox for Prime Minister! Zeal without knowledge is fire without light. Zealous attitude: Opinionated -work evaluationese Zen congressmen pass transcendental legislation. Zen Druidry: transcendental vegetation. Zen Druids practice Transcendental Vegetation. ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers Zeroxpox - Skin disease of copier paper with large powder Zeus gave Leda the bird. Ziggyuken: Catch It! Zilch! Mr. Dabolina Mr. Bob Dabolina Zimmerman's Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when thing Zimmerman's Law of Complaints: Nobody notices when things ZIPiddy do.ZIPiddy yeay.... ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day . . . ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! Zippy says: Zippy the pinhead is a twit. Zirofsky of Borg: I will reassimilate Alaska and Finland. Zmodem has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII Zo true, mein freund, but ve haff our vays. HehHeh Zut! Il pleut des aubergines! Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws: When it rai Zzzzz ... This Tagline is taking a nap ... zzzzz Lorrena Bobbit fan club..No MEMBERship required! My opinions may have changed, but the fact that I am corr Don't give me that kinkier-than-thou attitude! Klingon Rx - Take two Tribbles and call me in the morning "Hehehe cool V.bis! Nudie .gifs!" -Baudhead David Duke: Sheet for brains. "Huh huh huh m huh huh m huh. 2400 baud sucks!" - v.bis & Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. "9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB!" - R. King