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			  more    sounds from the past
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		      A couple more MIDI files from 
		      the American Antiquarian Society. 
	JORDAN   MID  "Jordan is a Hard Road to Follow"        
	ROCKSEA  MID  "The Rock beside the sea"     

	RICH     WAV   Some wacky 
	SURPRISE WAV   WAVe files. 
	
	CRAZY    SND   Some     
	ROADRUNR SND   cRaZy     
	WILDTURK SND   sounds from the        
	COYOTE   SND   past.

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			     the war on poverty
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   Some people don't take the war on poverty very seriously.
   So here's something that may open a few eyes (and mouths).

   SHORT TIME FRAME
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   Somewhere, many moons ago in the MiddleEast,
   (check an old copy of the Christian Science Monitor)
   a fellow was thrown into a room, fed intermittantly,
   and awoken every 15 minutes.
   Eventually, after several days, the fellow started
   to have physical & mental problems and 
   began to hear voices.

   LONG TIME FRAME
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   In these United States, 
   people lose their jobs,
   their unemployment runs out,
   they are thrown out of their homes because they have assets
   and can't collect welfare.
   In the streets they have difficulty sleeping due to stress
   and they have difficulty finding food on a regular basis.
   Eventually, after several years, these folks develop
   physical problems, suffer mental breakdowns, and
   begin to hear voices.
   
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       "The End"
       - The End
	 by the Doors.
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  ....Not quite:
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  I called the 800 number for the United Way
  and they said that they could direct a
  Homeless person to an Agency.

  The only problem is they said that the Agency
  may have run out of money....

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 "Sending out an S.O.S."
 - Message in a Bottle
     by The Police
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       Navajo Witchcraft
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     pieced together by the loon
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