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What do electrons dream about?
Live the electronic life!
Better living through modems!
Why be normal when you can be electric!
I like your Baud.
Don't worry, it's just Ones and Zeros!
Be kind to your computer.
Much modem use make full hard disk.
Life in the faster lane!
Be real. Get more stuff!
I love this all night modem madness!
Do you speak full duplex?
How does all this fit in such a small wire?
It is all done with smoke and mirrors!
It's kind of like magic, but costs lots of money!
Fast growth is a crushing weight to a sysop!
Don't drink and drive - use a modem instead!
Who could have known that we would end up here?
There is no known cure for modem addiction!
It's full of stars! Then again, maybe that is ANSI codes...
Bulletin boards live in full duplexes.
How many stop bits does it take to stop a byte?
300 Baud is still a world wide standard, but who cares?
One modem equals one floppy disk times infinity.
This program is closed captioned for the hearing impared.
This program is being broadcast in stereo where available.
What do you add to evaporated water?
Modem life is so much more exciting than real life.
Ten years took us from 300 Baud to 38.4k Baud. What's next?
The shareware idea only works if you pay for it.
The FBI, CIA and Santa are watching. Be good!
High speed modems don't have to slow down for curves!
Do you really read all this stuff?
If you can buy a computer, it is out of date.
This carrier signal is music to my ears.
You don't have to dress up to spend a night on the modem.
Welcome to the Twilight Phone... MAYBE CARRIER?
I thought it was fun when I first tried it. Now it is better!
Insane or out of sane... the choice is up to you.
A modem cannot lie, but it can sit still for a really long time.
No strings attached, well maybe a small phone wire.
Ward started all of this. Blame it on him.
Oh, my goodness. Fresh downloads!
I d*n't car@_ &bout line^ n0is# - NOT!
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
A feature is a bug with seniority.
A fool and his money is my kind of customer!
AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
Also helps fight cavities! Builds essential teeth and bones!
And remember kids, DON'T try this at home!
At last, a carpet you can poupon!
Back Up My Hard Drive? I Can't Find The Reverse Switch!
Benji!  Don't touch that*~!&$?&@)   NO TERRIER
So what's your excuse, hooman?
But Honey, you NEED VGA for dBase management!
C:\DOS  C:\DOS\RUN  C:\DOS\RUN\AMUCK
C:\PROGRAM, C:\PROGRAM\RUN, C:\PROGRAM\BOMB, C:\PROGRAMMER\BUY.UZI
California raisins murdered! Cereal killer suspected.
Capt'n!  The modem canna keep up this speed much longer!
Daddy, what does 78% of C: formatted mean?
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
Don't let school interfere with your education.
Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.
File not found. Should I fake it? (y/n)
Hey. Don't pick up that pho*@!*~.~@  NO CARRIER.
Hey... are you still alive???
Home of DAM (Mothers Against Dislexia)
How you look depends on where you go and who you are with.
I know that now... Fat lot of good it does me.
I only play with my computer on days that end in 'Y.'
I think she may be allergic to guacamole!
I think the future will be worth it. - G. Roddenberry
I think... therefore I am overqualified.
I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
I used to be disgusted; now I'm just amused.
I'm in shape... round's a shape isn't it?
If it walks out of the refrigirator, LET IT GO!!!
If puns were outlawed, then only outlaws would have puns.
If there were no electricity, we'd all be Ohmless.
If this were an actual quote, it would be funny.
If you butter a Cat's back, which side does it land on?
If you meet someone without a smile, give them yours. :^)
Ifyoucanreadthisyouspendtoomuchtimefiguringoutquotes.
Illiterate? Write for free brochure...
Interesting curves can be dangerous ones.
Is OS/2 only half an operating system?
It means what it means, whatever that is...
It takes courage to innovate, not imitate.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
It's always darkest just before you step on the cat.
Jane! Stop this crazy thing!
Just when you idiot-proof it, along comes a better idiot.
Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD!
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
Me, a skeptic...  I trust you have proof.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Misspelled?  Impossible.  My modem is error correcting.
No! I'm downloading a file...^&*(*_#$..NO CARRIER
Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them!
Not just a job, it's an adventure... become a sysop today!
Not tonight, dear.  I have a modem.
One will never stub their toe by standing still.
Oops, mental block. I will try to think up more. :)
Practice safe government. Use Kingdoms.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
Programs will expand to fill available memory plus 1k.
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Psychoceramics:  The study of crackpots.
REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Reading the DOCs could be hazardous to your learning.
Tag!  You're it.
The IMPOSSIBLE just takes more time!
The RAT-RACE is over.. and the RATS WON.
The UART's won't take this speed, Captain.
The autopsy probably killed her.
There will now be a short pause while everyone says, Big deal.
This space for rent -- Inquire within.
This space intentionally left blank.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Voila...
WE HAVE TO TALK means SHE has to talk and YOU have to listen.
What heat-seeking missiles?  I don't see$^#_  NO HARRIER
What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?
Who made the clean out of my mess?!
Would the term 'Glittering Jewel of Colossal Ignorance' apply here?
You can trust me, I work for the Government.
It's a trick! It is all done with smoke and mirrors!