I  . Music I  P C I  QEdit! I  my dog,  my cat, and I don't  baby seals. Ha! I  my dog, I  my cat, I  my wife :-) I  my wife,I  my cat, I  Med, I  if I do, if I don't. I *could* be arguing in my spare time. I AM IN TOTAL CONTROL,but don't tell my wife. I AM NOT CONCEITED! I JUST HATE MORTALS. I AM THE WALRUS, GOO-GOO-GOO-JOOB! I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe! I C what you mean. I CAN'T go to hell, they don't want me. I Call My Horse Flattery Because He Gets Me Nowher I Came, I Saw, I Left. I Came, I Saw, IRAN I Can Bitch, I Voted, Can You? I DID read the manual... I DON'T EAT ANYTHING WITH A FACE! I DON'T SPEAK FOR ANYONE INCLUDING MYSELF! I Don't Want The World, I Just Want Your Half. I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time! I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW. I Feel Better Now. I Feel Good. I Feel Better Than James Brown. I HATE it when it does that! I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE RIDE.... I Have The Best Tagline But Ran Out Of Space! I Like to help you out,which way you come in? I Love Animals......They're Delicious! I Love Toxic Waste I M a tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum. I NEED Kirstie Alley's home phone number. I Only See In Infrared. I REALLY DO I REALLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE TYPE IN ALL CAPITAL L I SWEAR I thought she was 18! I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup. I TAUGHT MY DUCK TO SAY ".QWK .QWK" I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG O N C E! (but I was mistaken I Think I know why they're called roach clips,POT I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine! I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [.] my wife I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My dog. He [ate] My Cat. I ain't broke, just badly bent! I always have parts left over when working on my c I always tell the truth. Even if I have to lie to do it! I always use the goodest English. I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointu I am Locutus of Borg, this tagline is irrelevant. I am NOT a criminal --R. Nixon I am NOT a merry man. -- Worf I am That, you are That, all this is That. I am Yogi Bear's Greatest Fan! I am a Baudaholic. I am a mental tourist, My mind wanders! I am committed--or should be. I am firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded. I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equa I am he as you are me and we are all together. I am immortal, at least till I die. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. I am not a crook. -- R. Nixon I am not a molecule, I am a free radical! I am not a pornographer. I don't even own a pornog I am not an idiot, but I play one on Fidonet! I am not an idiot, but I play one on usenet! I am not antisocial. I'm just not real friendly. I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. I am not responsible for advice not taken! I am not sincere, even when I say I am not. I am not young enough to know everything. I am now a full-fledged, card-carrying SysOp. I am schizophrenic, and so am I. I am so smart I make myself sick. I am sorry to be going with my luggage full. I am still in á testing, wait until I am released. I am the root of some evil...send some money. I am tolerant of your (fruitcake) beliefs. I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket I avoid cliches like the plague. I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a buss. I backed up my hard drive... and smashed into a bus. I believe in L. Ron "Mother" Hubbard. I belong the the 4H Club--hacking,harddisks,hemp,and hardship! I bet she does,I bet she does,say no more,say no more! I bought an internal modem, but I can't swallow it. I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. I call things as I see them; If I didn't, I make t I came, I saw, I stole. I came. I saw. I stole your tagline. I can SPELL, I just can't TYPE worth a hoot ! I can count even higher if I take my shoes off. I can do 2 things at once & I'm not confused . I can eat that taco with 6 squirts of hot sauce. I can help; my fees are reasonable. I can name that file in TWO bytes! I can resist anything but temptation. I can resist everything/anything except temptation I can trace my taglines back 8 generations I can't be out of RAM; I still have hard disk spac I can't be overdrawn! I still have checks left! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't decide between EDLIN and WordPerfect 5.1.. I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNG I can't go to no stonin' today! I can't hear you over all this line noise! I can't help being me...I was born this way. I can't help it -- I'm a lawyer. I can't help it, it's my nature. I can't pretend a stranger is a long awaited frien I can't remember if I used to know that. I can't remember where I parked my Hard Disk. I can't remember,I can't recall... I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ... I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I cannot afford to waste my time making money! I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!!! I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without ca I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less I couldn't think of one. I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lava I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I didn't do it! It's really San Andreas' fault! I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I didn't know fish HAD fingers !!! I didn't know it was impossible when I did it. I didn't lose my mind; it's here somewhere. I didn't write that! It sounds more like Shakespea I didn't write this; a very complex macro did. I do the work of 3 men. Curly, Larry, and Moe!!! I don't care about apathy. I don't care what's ON your head,only what's IN your head! I don't do Windows. -- Bill Gates' housekeeper. I don't eat snails. I prefer fast food. I don't get even, I get Odder!! I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. I don't have any HIDDEN prejudices! I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way! I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit. I don't like sex on the telly. I keep falling off. I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. I don't need directions. I need HELP! I don't recall running for this office. I don't steal taglines - I replicate them. I don't think Mr. Ranger is gonna like this, Yogi. I don't think so - Homey the Clown I don't think so. Homey don't play dat. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto. I don't think, therefore I am not. I don't wanna work,I wanna bang on the drum all da I don't want a toaster. I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I don't want to be a cynic, but it's hard... I don't want to be literate, I just want to progra I drank WHAT?!? - Socrates I drink, therefore I am. I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill I failed my blood test! I didn't study. I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages. I feel much better since I gave up hope! I feel the NEED for SPEED!! I finally got it all together, but forgot where I I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference I forgot where I left my short term memory! I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won. I fought the lawn and the lawn won... I found my thrill on Blueberry (Anita) Hill. I get mail, therefore I exist. I get taglines the old fashioned way... I steal them! I get the news I need on the weather report. I give it 95 for the beat and 98 for the lyrics... I give up, what is the meaning of life? I got a Motie in my eye. I got an HT for my wife... Good trade! I got bread and butter, I got toast and jam ... I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory I got mercury poisoning,its fatal& dont get better I got no prob with "Bob" I gotta bad feeling about this... I hacked mainframes before there were pc's! I had a dislocated funny bone, but it's bet I had a handle on life ... then it fell off! I had a thought, and I lost it.. nothing new. I had it out with my friend -- Pee Wee Herman I had my head x-rayed today. Nothing there. I had one just like it ... only different. I hand pick my taglines...I only steal the BEST! I hang around where the grass is greener... I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. I hate Saturdays I hate it when I can't trust my own technology ! I hate it when that happens! I hate self-referencing tag lines, like this one.. I hate these BLINKING taglines!! I hate these things. I have .25 Clusters per Sector. I have 100 GB of software, All on 360K floppies! I have NOT lost my mind. It's on disk somewhere! I have a YEN for things like that I have a code in my node. I have a crank to start my car. She drives me to w I have a cronic case of wonder lust :) I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle I have a list, they will never be missed ... I have a photographic memory. What's your name aga I have a speech impediment . . . my foot. I have a stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stu-stutter! I have an important role as a bad example. I have an open mind: My brains keep falling out! I have been seduced by the dark chocolate side of the force. I have but three enemies: fear, anger, ignorance. I have come here to kick ascii. I have got a disk ache ! I have him trapped in my monitor. I have how many macros?!? I have more quotes than most people have BRAINS, p I have more than enough of almost everything. I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm doing it well. I have no mouth, and I must burp. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways tha I have not yet begun to byte! I have nothing to say, but I can say it loudly. I have seen the data,now bring me some I can agree with. I have seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidenc I have seen the future and it is now the past. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I have that file, it's right he........ I have the greatest enthusiasm for the mission - H I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my d I haven't had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up! I haven't lost my mind, its backed up on tape. I haven't lost my mind..It's backed up on tape somewhere. I hit my CRTL key but I'm STILL not in control.... I is knot dain bramaged!!! I just LOVE quoting!!! I just _adore_ this tagline! I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just fade my voice out like this and cue... I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!! I just found the last bug! I just got a hard drive and can't do a thing with I just got a new Modem for my wife - What a Great Trade! I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great tr I just got pulled over by the L.A.P.D. and boy am I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with I just injured a groin muscle; & it wasn't mine! I just keep my eyes closed and hope the best I just need enough to tide me over until I need mo I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. I just stepped on a factoid! - Zippy I just tested out my pit bull. Ever heard a mime s I just took an IQ test. The results were negative. I keep putting off procrastination & get nowhere I killed an ant, now all my relatives are afraid o I knew Doris Day before she was a Virgin! I knew it was a bad crash, when the FAA called. I know a heartache when I see one. I know and I know you know I know. I know it all. I just can't remember it simultaneo I know my mind. And it's around here someplace. I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. I know nooooooooooooooooothing. I know someone with the exact same name! Really? Who? I know something Bo doesn't! I know the combination to your locked baud rate.. I know this is a BASIC problem, but I don't C where to apply! I know this is off-topic, but... I know this ship like the back of my hand.. - Scot I know, shut up... I knowutcha mean, Vern- Tom vowed earnestly. I laughed, I cried, I fell down,... I left my taglines on my 486. I like New York in June... how about you? I like being single.I'm always there when I need me. I like my coffee black... as a moonless night. I like the 486 tower. Does it come in red? I like to enter messages from the Asylum computer. I like to leave messages *before* the beep. I like to press wild flowers. I like to reminisce with people I don't know. I like to sit and think. Mostly, I just sit. I like to skate on the other side of the ice. I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit & look at I live in my own world... Peaceful visitors welcom I lost a button hole today. I love MITTs! (Mexicans in Tank tops!) I love Standards, there are so many of them! I love a business where if you can buy it, it's obsolete. I love contradictions. Don't you hate them too? I love it when a tagline comes together I love my world band receiver! I love the smell of napalm in the morning! I loved her butt I left her behind. I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch. I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to w I make my own reality..... I may be stupid, but that still makes me smarter t I may have my faults, but being wrong ain't one of I may have settled in shipping. I may look busy,but I'm just confused! I may not be perfect, but I am all I got! I meant what I said --- I think. I mentioned my 'Hard drive' and she giggled expect I met Elvis + lived... I multitask. I read in the bathroom! I must have a mind like a steel seive! I must stop here... my fingers are hoarse. I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night. I need a Phillips Screwdriver. All of mine are Sta I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly. I need all the help I can get! I need everything; do you have it?? I need to know, I need to know, I need to ... I neutered my cat. Now he's a consultant. I never could remember punch lines! I never promised you a rose garden... I never rise above the noise and confusion... I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversa I only drink to make other people seem interesting I only drink when I'm alone or with someone. I only wish my mouth had a BACKSPACE key! I only wrote the thing, I don't have to understand I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go... I parked my Hard drive, and now I can't find it! I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket! I parked my hard drive and it got towed away! I passed my ethics course. I cheated, of course... I plan to live forever, or die trying. I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 peop I plead not guilty by reason of computer-induced i I plead temporary insanity. ;-) I point and this message goes around the world from : I posted my joke. I prefer 'Indiana', We named the DOG Indiana! I program other people's VCRs for a living. I pulled the finger...and she sank... I put on women's clothing, And hang around in bars I qualified for Raw Bits! I quit drinking/smoking/&sex once.Very boring 15mins. I read so much about risks of drinking, I gave up I read the DOC's...is this English? I really said "NO! I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person. I remember now / I remember how it started. I remember oceans of frozen methane, the pocked red deserts... I remember when Saturns were rockets, not cars. I resemble that remark.... I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an ed I run stop signs; I don't believe what I read. I said MAYBE and that's final! I said a BUD LIGHT - Joan of Arc I said copy the disk - not Xerox it! I said it! Oh! I said it again! I saw a light at the end of the tunnel - it was a train! I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only I saw it on the radio. I see no reason to stand here and be insulted. - S I see that your second lobotomy finally took hold. I see you Sam's and raise you two weasels. I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A. I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SA-9 Gophers! I see your GAU-8A and raise you two SAMs! I seen you do the dog, I seen you gettin down. I shall digitize or die !!! I shot an arrow in the air... And it STUCK! I should have BBSed all night... I show a clear pattern of unpredictability. I sighed as a lover, I obeyed as a child. I smell smoke... I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it! I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now. I started a joke, which set the whole world crying I still don't remember, why I hated it. I stumbled over a stone and took it for granite. I suffer from C R S ... Can't remember sh-t I suppose I'm really, really interested... I survived "Operation Sun Devil" I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah S I take my pet lion to church every Sunday..He has I thank my lucky stars I'm not superstitious. I think ... therefore I am overqualified. I think I see a tag line comming... YEP. I think I think, therefore I might be. I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think. I think I will plan being spontaneous tomorrow I think I'm gonna, Barf. I think I'm gonna, Blow chunks. I think I'm gonna, Hurl. I think I'm gonna, Pray to the porcelain god. I think I'm gonna, Puke. I think I'm gonna, spew. I think coffee should fall between numbers 1 and 2 I think it was Oscar Wilde who once said... I think my learning curve is a circle.-- David And I think you have me confused with someone who give I think, therefore I am (or am I?). I think, therefore I am... I think. I think, therefore I'm overqualified. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong.. I thought those guys were in jail? I toast. Therefore I am. I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've I tried snorting coke ... and almost DROWNED! I tried switching to gum but couldn't keep it lit. I tried to contain myself, but I escaped! I tried to drown my problems but they can swim! I use Windows ... on my car, on my house, on my .. I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused. I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I used to have money in the bank, now I have a BBS I used to have peace of mind, now,I have kids. I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. I used to trust the media to tell me the truth. I used to write, but now I message. I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the r I wanna die with NOTHING left working! I want Kirstie Alley for Christmas. I want Kirstie Alley for my Birthday! I want my, I want my, I want my XRS! I want to be a moderater when I grow up. I want to be immortal by not dying -W.Allen I want to hear you scream..in pain.Play some Rap m I want to live with a synonym girl... I wanted to be... A *LUMBERJACK*! I was BSer long before I became a BBSer! I was a snowball in hell. I was a tall person before I used PKZIP...! I was born this way! What's your excuse? I was born to Code, Compile, Link, Test, Debug! I was bown in a cwossfiwe huwwicane-Jumpin J. Fudd I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was gonna be a barber but neurosurgery pays bett I was here and you were gone,now your here and I'm I was making donuts and now I'm on a bus! I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. I was typing along, and then... I wasn't picking my nose ... I was scratching. I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it I welcome criticism write yours here _______ I will always love the false image I had of you. I will defend to the death everyones right to my opinion! I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion! I will hunt you down and flog you with wet tissues I will not fear. Fear is the mind killer. I will not get very far with this attitude. I wish I could get a mirror with a better view... I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't. I wonder if BOB GUCCIONE has these problems..? I wonder what MacGyver would do ... I wonder what Mr. Ed would do. I wonder what this button does.... I wonder, does Barbara Bush spit or swallow? I work with User-Surly Software. I would have suffered a lot more if understood. I would prefer not to. I would save the whales if knew where to put them. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. I wouldn't wish it on Mae West enemy. I write therefore I exist I wuz bo'n dis way - whut's yo' 'suse? I'M NOT IN A #@#(*) BAD MOOD YOU #@#@(* @#@*&#(@ I'am not an animal! I am ... well, not an animal. I'd Say More But I've Run Out of Time & Space. I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly. I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me... I'd enjoy the day more if it started later. I'd give everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not a Hostess I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. I'd give my right hand to be ambidextrious. I'd go on welfare, but I'm not used to living that I'd like it all automated. I'd like some JUNK FOOD...then I want to be ALONE. I'd like to fly, but I can't even swim. I'd like to live like a poor person with lots of m I'd much rather a pitbull 'ride' my leg than eat i I'd put it on my to-do list,but I can't count that I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a fro I'd rather write code than go to the Dentist! I'd strongly oppose apathy, if I cared I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise. I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead. I'll be Bach.- Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger I'll be lost in the ozone for a while. I'll be unstopable when I get started... I'll bet you're wondering who wrote this quote. I'll bite your legs off! I'll buy THAT for a dollar. I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words! I'll call you back, my call-waiting's beeping! I'll do it tomorrow, quite calling me a procrastin I'll drink to that! I'll eat ANYTHING that's BRIGHT BLUE!! I'll have to think twice before I give it a second I'll have two when they're cooked, thanks. I'll have what the gentleman on the floor is havin I'll have what the guy on the floor is having. I'll never forget good o'l what's-her-name I'll never forget good ol' what's-his-name. I'll nibble if you'll byte. I'll only bite if you want me to! I'll panic if I bloody well want to....... I'll play fair if I get to make up the rules. I'll remove the cause, but not the symptom. I'll show you MY telex number if you show me YOURS I'll take tuna on rye, hold the mercury. I'll try anything once too often. I'm *not* paranoid! (Who wants to know?) I'm Arnold Shwarzenegger's Twin Brother! I'm BeetleJuice... the Ghostis with the Mostist! I'm Crazy but not Stupid.. I think.... I'm DOS-free: never had it, never will. I'm FLYING I'm FLYING! >>THUD<< I'm GREAT at immaturity. I've been practicing for I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All. I'm Losing More Than I Ever Had. I'm NOT paranoid. Which of my enemies said I was? I'm Proud To Be An Expert Tagline Thief! I'm SMOKING the Dragon... I'm SO nice, that when I step in it I don't say it I'm Yankee Doodle Dandee in a Gold Rolls Royce. I'm a 10th generation A.I. holographic computer. I I'm a 5¬' drive, she has a 3«' drive, it'd never w I'm a Loony Tune Muso - What's YOUR Disability???? I'm a belligerent omnivore -- I eat vegetarians. I'm a comedian;anyone takes me seriously,somethings wrong! I'm a confirmed sexist. I prefer sex! I'm a doctor, not an Engineer!,You are now. I'm a licensed Smurf stomper! I'm a modemer & I'm OK, I post all nite & I sleep all day. I'm a modemer and I'm OK, I post all night and I s I'm a perfectionist with other people's work. I'm a programmer, not a... I'm a single-tasking, single-threaded guy. I'm a tagline and I'm okay... I'm a very modest person. And damn proud of it. I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.. I'm afraid, dave.... I'm all tagged out! I'm always impressed by those smart enough to plan ahea I'm an Omegosh tester. I'm an origin virus - copy me to your origin! I'm bad. I'm nationwide I'm broad-minded. I hardly think of anything else. I'm busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse I'm dangerous when I know what I'm doing. I'm developing "TAGrophobia" ! I'm evil... I *LIKE* being evil... I'm excessively annoying. I'm feeling argumentative. Please contradict me! I'm feeling homicidal. Say anything! I'm firm. You're stubborn. He's pigheaded. I'm flexible, just don't change anything!! I'm friends of the Daniels brothers..... Jack and I'm from the government. I'm here to help you. I'm getting better but I forgot the subject!! I'm getting better! You'll be stone dead in a mome I'm glad we don't get all the government we pay fo I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal. I'm going to disconnect your brain. I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm gonna wash that yam right outta my hair ... I'm gonna, be making a call on the great white tel I'm happy as a clam in heat .. in heat ?? I'm hardware and don't know anything about softwar I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS! --Henry Kissinger I'm having a big bang theory! ---Zippy I'm having an old friend for dinner -- H. Lecter I'm having one of those decades. I'm here because I'm not all there. I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Don I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in the computer busn -I make Out-Of-Order signs. I'm incredibly jealous, but still glad for you. I'm into BBS&M. I'm joining the Procrastinators Club - soon. I'm just a peripheral visionary. I'm just needling you about the thread I'm just trying out this tagline. It seems a bit s I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registe I'm looking for myself. Anybody seen me lately? I'm losing my thought of train.... I'm lost in a Batch of BATs. I'm mad as heck....where's the check! I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me. I'm more humble than you are! I'm much too young to feel this damned old. I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss. I'm neither for, nor against, apathy. I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer! I'm not 32 , I'm 18 with 14 years experience! I'm not Cheap - Just Frugal. I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not! Who are you? I'm not a Sysop, but I play one on TV... I'm not a bigot, I hate everyone. I'm not a dictator. It's just I have a grumpy face I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face. I'm not a doctor, although I play one on tv I'm not a sysop, although I play one on TV. I'm not an acronym... I'm a human being! Err... Oops. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not asz think asz you drunk I am, Ossifer! I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. I'm not hostile! I'll kill the #%! that said that! I'm not in a hurry; I just want to get in front of you. I'm not lost - just misguided. I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged". I'm not old I'm chronologically disadvantaged. I'm not old, just chronologically challenged! I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not paranoid. That's a rumor spread by my enemies. I'm not prejudiced - I hate everybody equally! I'm not religious. God willing, I never will be. I'm not short, I am Vertically challenged. I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'm not going! I'm not sure officer.. He just said FAX ME UP SCOTTIE.. I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T I'm not young enough to know everything I'm on the see-food diet - see food, eat it! I'm only happy when I worry about stuff. I'm only sixteen! I'm too young to be freeze dried! I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm positive that a definite maybe is probably in order I'm putting this thread in my freezer, so it don't smell up the house ;-> I'm rated PG-34!! I'm reading this by the warm glow of my dog. I'm so BAD! I even steal my own TagLines!! I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas! I'm so confused.... I'm so horny even the crack of Dawn isn't safe! I'm so nervous, yesterday I got a fingernail transplant! I'm sorry -- my karma ran over your dogma. I'm sorry I've been indulging in creative forgetting. I'm sorry, what does 'Off Topic' mean? I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information. I'm sorry. Did you say something? I'm sorry. Thank you for playing. Next contestant. I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. I'm standing! And I can't fall down! I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's I'm sure that I'm confused about being sure.. I'm telling you, they are EVERYWHERE! I'm terribly sorry, but I'm afraid you're just a m I'm the "Sysowner" of this bbs... I'm thinking of a number between 1 & 6 million. I'm tired of being a sex symbol! I'm too sexy for my taglines! I'm too sexy for myself. I'm too sexy for this class. I'm too sexy for this party. I'm too sexy to read the docs.... I'm too young for alzheimers.I have sometimers. I'm try'n to protect what I keep inside.. I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately? I'm unsafe at any speed. I'm usually awake near the end of the day. I'm waitin' fo' 20Mb FLOPPIES. Right On! I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm waiting for the 50 mhz 686. I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. I've Forgotten MY EZ Password! (*^()*^_ *^(@ I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!! I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. I've been scheduled for a karma transplant. I've been vaccinated against rabies. *snarl* I've committed adultery in my heart many times I've crashed and I can't boot up! I've dialed and I can't hang up! I've fallen and I can't reach my keyboard. I've fallen and I canna get up! I've fallen and I need Stand Up. I've fallen but the stupid button doesn't WORK! I've fallen! And I can't reach my BEER! I've fallen! And I don't care! I've fallen, an' I canna' reach me scotch! I've fallen... and can't BOOT up! I've got 1,2,3,4,5 - senses working overtime. I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3 I've got a piece of brain lodged in me head! I've got a swell idea -- let's put on a show! I've got an Invisible Touch...whatever the hell that is. I've got clearance,Clarence. Roger, Roger, Vector I've got morals; I just don't know where they are. I've got to take a break or I'll start talking to myself! I've got too many hands on my time! I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! I've had a difficult past few lives. I've had a hard drive, think I'll crash. I've had just about all I can take of myself. I've mad a note of it. I've never fallen in love...but I stepped in it once! I've plummeted to my death and I can't get up! I've seen better legs in a bucket of chicken. I've told you MILLIONS of times, don't exaggerate! I've upped my standards, now UP YOURS! IBM - (I)nferior (B)ut (M)arketable. IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM PS/1? A Prodigy Workstation! IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable" IBM: The stupidity goes in when the name goes on. IBM:You can buy better,but you can't pay more ICBM = Start of the daily routine for an Eskimo. IF %PRICE%!==LIST! KEEP SHOPPING. IF (quackslike(X)==DUCK) return DUCK; IF IsStolen.Tagline THEN GOTO InsultThief IF KidsPerFamily > 2 THEN Ecological.Crime = TRUE IF STONE(ROTATION) > 1 THEN MOSS(PROPAGATION) = 0 IF Tagline = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief) IF YOU DON'T DRIVE...DRINK. IFYOUCANREADTHISYOU'REOBVIOUSLYTOOCLOSETOMYTAGLINE. ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... IMPIETY: Your irreverence toward my deity. IN THE COMPUTER ROOM, no one can hear you SCREAM! INDIAN Cuisine is a challenge, eat it often! INT 03h IQ Error: Brain Not Ready (A)bort (R)etry (F)orget it.. IRAQ: Went in, kicked ass, then got the hell out! IRS: Please be seated; read your rights while we audit your return. IS anyone out THERE HELLO,HELLO ISDN, n: Incredibly Slow and Dumb Networking ... IT AUTOMATICALLY HOMES IN ON THE NEAREST PLACE OF WORSHIP Ice not found, pour straight to continue. Icon see clearly now, the pane is gone... Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you. Idiot congressman....Hey! That's redundant. Idiots rise to the level of their incompetency! Idleness is the holiday of fools. If $$$ doesn't grow on trees, why are they green? If (stone != rolling) moss++; If A goes into B, and B goes into C, why is C missing? If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! If At First You Don't Succeed Call The Author. If At First You Don't Succeed Ignore The Docs! If E=MCı, how many watts do my speakers take? If ET married Peter Cetera, would he then be ET Cetera ? If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg If Humans have orgasms do the Borg have borgasms? If I *argue* with you,I must take up a contrary position! If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche? If I could, I would, but I can't, so I won't If I couldn't use Desqview I'd jump out a Window If I didn't know now what I didn't know then. If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall se If I had a Life I would be living it. If I had a hammer, I'd nail ya! If I had a real witty saying, it would go here, but I don't, so... If I had known it was harmless I would have killed it myself. --PKD If I had my way, I'd have all of them shot! If I had two dead mousies, I'd give you one ... If I knew what was in it, I probably wouldn't eat it. If I look confused, it's because I'm thinking. If I now have egg on my face, please pass a washcloth! If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte.. If I only had something to do with my life!?! If I save the whales, where do I keep them? If I save time, when do I get it back? If I was human I would..Wait a minute! I AM Human If I were a plastic surgeon, I'd pick my nose. If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive! If I were two faced, would I wear this one? If I were you, who'd be me? If I'm right 90% of the time, why quibble about the remaining 3%? If Iraq invaded Turkey from the rear would Greece help? If It's Bug Free, It's Time to Make Changes. If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. If PRO<>CON is Congress the Opposite of Progress? If This Is Hell - Where Are the Lawyers??? If Version 1.0 works someone goofed... If Windows sucked it would be good for something. If You Choose Not To Decide You Still Have Made A Choice If You Smoke After Sex, You're Doing It Too Fast!!!! If Z < Y < X, you're definately not talking English. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know? If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting If an expert cannot confirm your opinion, change it... If anything -can't- go wrong, it will. If at first you don't succeed - so much for skydiving. If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it If at first you don't succeed, CHEAT! If at first you don't succeed, blame the computer! If at first you don't succeed, call it Version 1.0... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, forget skydiving. If at first you don't succeed, give up. If at first you don't succeed, give up. If at first you don't succeed, join the club. If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not fo If at first you don't succeed, you're about normal. If at first you don't succeed; Blame everyone else If at first you dont succeed.. read the book! If computers save time, when do we get it back? If corn oil's made from corn, what is baby oil made from? If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!? If everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane! If he has his pants down then he probably is a Democrat. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? If it ain't broke yet, let me have a shot at it. If it ain't broke, break it! If it ain't broke, kick it harder! If it ain't broke, you CAN'T fix it! If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. If it does not make sense, call it economics or psychology. If it doesn't fit get a larger hammer! If it doesn't move, NEEDLEPOINT it! If it doesn't work, it's physics. If it doesn't work, paint it! If it don't cook, it ain't jazz. If it has TITS or TIRES, you gonna have trouble with it. If it has tits or tires, you'll have trouble with it. If it is green or wiggles, it is biology. If it is to be, it is up to me. If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it isn't good, may it be struck by lightning. Again! If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing. If it looks easy, it's tough. If it looks like a fly & tastes like a fly -- If it looks tough, it's impossible. If it moves so SLOW, why is it called Rush Hour? If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it taste good, spit it out, it's bad for you. If it walks out of your refrigerator, LET IT GO! If it weren't for C, we'd all use Pascal, BASIC and COBOL! If it works ,rip it apart & find out WHY ! If it works, Don't fix it. If it works, it must be obsolete. If it's BLUE and doesn't work, it's the Air Force! If it's Monday it must be meatloaf! If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em?? If it's dirty, it belongs here! If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's glowing, don't eat it... If it's in stock, we've got it! If it's not music I don't want to hear it! If it's not violent.. WHAT FUN IS IT? If it's not worth doing, it's not worth doing well If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. If it's useless and does nothing, call it v1.0 If life deals you a bad hand, asks for a reshuffle!! If life is a bowl of cherries, throwing stones is ok. If life is a rat race, the rats are winning. If life was fair, I would be dead. If little else, the brain is an educational toy. If malarky were music, you'd be a brass band! If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If my disk crashes do I require autoexec insurance? If nobody measures up, check your yardstick. If nobody uses it, there's a reason. If not for us, you might have done something constructive. If nothing can go wrong, something will ! If only AT&T knew what I was do&%$m6% NO CARRIER .... If only Einstein had a 486DX-33.... If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help If our behavior is strict, we do not need fun! If people listened to themselves, they would shut If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!! If seeing is believing, some skeptics wouldn't look. If sex is a pain in the butt, you're doing it wrong. If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? If speed scares you, try Micro$oft Windows. If the boys wanna fight you'd better let 'em. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU. If the limit was 250, there'd be no speeders... If the people lead, the leaders will follow. If the shoe fits, buy it. - Imelda Marcos If the shoe fits, it's not government issue. If the thunder don't get you ... If the world is a stage, I have stage fright! If the world is a átest, we must be the bugs. If the world were a logical place, men would ride side-saddle. If there is any way to do it wrong, he will.-Ed Murphy If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there wasn't divorces, where would we get waitresses? If there were no electricity, we'd all be ohmless. If they can't take a joke....fuck 'em. If they don't pay ya', SUE THE BASTARDS!!! If things improve with age, I'm nearly MAGNIFICENT If this is a battle, then you have already lost. If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawnmower. If this statement wasn't here,This space would be left intentionally blank If this were an actual emergency you'd run out scr If this were an actual tagline, it might be funny. If this were the Soviet Union you'd be reading this in Russian. If tree fell on florist, would he make sound? If u cn rd ths u shld sy no 2 drgs ! If voting could bring change, it would be illegal. If wave = short, then MHz < 30 If we don't raise 8 million dollars, God is going to kill us. If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! If we were supposed to smoke, God would'a set us on fire. If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane. If winning isn't important; then why keep score? If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If worms carried 45's, what would the early bird do?? If worst comes to worst, you *CAN* turn most thing If you Gnu GnuGuy,like I Gnu GnuGuy,O,O,O whatta If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first! If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone. If you are what you eat, what's a vegetarian? If you aren't just little crazy, you must be ma. If you can kill a snake with it, it ain't art. If you can read this, BACK OFF! If you can read this, you're too close. If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough! If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't bite, don't show your teeth. If you can't do it well, enjoy doing it badly. If you can't document it, it isn't true. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else. If you can't fix it call it a feature. If you can't get a job, get a senate appointment!!! If you can't keep it up, move over! If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it work, make a statistic of it. If you can't remember, the claymore is pointed at you. If you can't say something nice, say something surrealistic. If you cannot convince them...confuse them!!! If you come any closer introduce yourself! If you consult enough experts, you can confirm any opinion. If you could get there from here you wouldn't want to. If you didn't know what it was, you wouldn't have called. If you don't ask, you'll never know ... If you don't care where you are, then you can't ge If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost! If you don't care where you're at, you ain't lost! If you don't cook you get a raw deal every meal! If you don't fall down, you're not trying! If you don't get it first,you don't get it all. If you don't know the answer....make one up! If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't think women are explosive, drop one!! If you don't vote, don't complain... If you don't want it to - it CAN happen. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. If you drink, dont park, accidents cause people. If you find it, it is always in the last place you If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up. If you get to the end, who cares about the means? If you go into heat, package your meat. If you have an opinion we'll FLAME it. If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. If you have to ask what Jazz is, you'll never know. If you leave the room, you're elected. If you look closely at Gorbachev's head, you'll see our number. If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it? If you pay peanuts, do you get monkeys? If you prick me, do I not... leak? If you pull the wings off a fly, does it become a walk? If you push something hard enough... If you really want to know, Don't ask me. If you say nothing no one can make you repeat it If you see any misspelled words it HAS to be line noise. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? If you think Windows is slow, try Norton DeskTop! If you think education is expensive, try ignorance! If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!! If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it. If you wait, it will go away. If you want it, press [esc] now! If you want my advice, pay me! If you want peace, work for justice If you want someone to keep a secret, keep it your If you want to be full, let yourself be emptied. If you want to cheer up, cheer up someone. If you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta get off the porch! If you want your name spelt wrong, die. If you wish to know more, press CTRL-ALT-DEL. If you're 1 in 1 million, there's 2500 of you. If you're cool you don't move - you just hang arou If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it. If you're going to split hairs, I'm going to piss off. If you're gonna use taglines, at least write yer own! (c) If you're gonna wake a Tiger - use a LONG STICK! If you're not a hemmoroid get off my ass! If you're not in NJ, where do you think you are? If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same! If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush. If your behind is in front, you turned around! If your cow doesn't give milk, sell _him_. If your cow, doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you! If your cow, has only one teat dairy farming just isn't for you! If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down. If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. If(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); If(you_love('C')) { putch(7); } Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines. Igloo [n], Material used to keep an ig from falling apart. Ignorance is bliss... so life's great if you are ignorant Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance is temporary; Stupid is forever. Ignorance is where learning begins... Ignorance kills daily. Ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care. Ignorance won't kill you, but it makes you sweat a lot. Ignore the last few lines, the writer's a musician! Ignore the man behind the screen. Ignore your health and it will go away. Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP! Illiterate? Write today for free help. Im Bart Simpson.. who the hell are you? - Bart Simpson Im FLYING Im FLYING! >>THUD<< Im a doctor, not a magician! -- Bones McCoy Im looking for an Al, last name Choholic.. Images of the Imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge! Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality! Imagination-Inspiration for a resourceful Mind. Immoral Majority Charter Member. ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Impossible - adj. Nailing Jello to a tree. Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! In ((STEREO)) where available. In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly. In God we trust you pay in gold. In God we trust; all others must pay cash. In God we trust; all others we voice verify. In WW III, all men will be cremated equal. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. In a nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. In case of emergency read manual. In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In every revolution there is one man with a vision. In order to get a loan, you must first prove that you don't need it. In plumbing, a straight flush is better than a full house! In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap. In politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. In politics. an absurdity is not a handicap. - Nap In search of the perfect tagline. In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is k In the dark, all cats are gray. In the end Gravity Wins.. Dolly Parton.. In the event of a real flame war, In the fight between you and the world, bet on the world - F. Zappa In the game of life, father time always wins In the pursuit of distortion-free AUDIO! In the tickling and the trembling of freeze tag In the winter you lose your body; in the summer you lose your mind. In this business, you either lead, follow or get the hell out of the way. In waking a tiger, use a long stick. Inaccuracy can save a lot of explanation. Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. Incest should stay in the Family. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Incoming fire has the right of way. Incongruous -- Where U.S. laws are made. Incontinence Hotline... can you hold, please? Incorrect..please try again... Incorrigible punster -- do not incorrige! Indecision Clouds My Vision. Indecision is the basis for flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Indigo. Indigoing. Indigone. Individualists unite! Industry Standard: the way IBM *WON'T* do it. Inevitability is my first goal as a writer. Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. Inflation has gone up about a dollar a quart. Inflation is a result of legalized counterfeiting. Innuendo: Italian for 'suppository'. Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains. Inquiring minds already think they know! Inquiring minds couldn't care less! Insanity is all in the mind Insanity is fun if you do it right. Insanity is hereditary: you get it from your kids. Insert New Disk for Drive C: Press ENTER when ready. Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Inside each big problem is a small problem trying to get out. Inside every fat person is a thin person. The fat one ate him. Insomnia is nothing to lose sleep over. Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over. Install failed: Attempting to transfer virus to c: Installation recommended (not included). Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-conscio Insufficient disk space, abandon yea all hope. Insufficient memory for Mackintosh users. Insufficient resourses : insert Wallet into drive A: ... Intelligence Incarnate. Intense : Where campers hang out. Intentionally concentrating and inhaling the vapors can be harmful. Interchangeable devices won't. International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves International Guild of Tagline Thieves Local 1069. Internet f907.n273.z1.fidonet.org Into your heart it will creep. Invertebrate punster - so slug me! Invertebrates make no bones about it. Invest in negotiable blondes.... Iow-a, Iow-a, it's off to space I go-a.... Iraq's national Bird: DUCK! Iraq-nophobia...Never! Iraqi Bingo: B-52...F-16...M-1...F-18...F-117...A-10... Iraqi rifle for sale... Never fired... Dropped once. Irresponsible Rip-Off Service. Is "Floppy" one of the seven dwarfs? Is :-> a C++ operator or what? Is Darth Vader YOUR father, too? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is THAT all, Bernard Goetz? Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes? Is a Transcontinental Auto Trip a Hard Drive? Is acid rain really a form of hippy manna? Is an idiotic sergeant a noncompoop? Is beer like Champagne? Is death legally binding? Is it 'Flow Control' or 'wolF lortnoC' Is it OK to yell 'MOVIE' in a crowded firehouse? Is it just me, or is my monitor breathing? Is it ok to panic now? Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork Is sex in a cornfield, PORN on the cob? Is that Hemorrhoids or am I sitting on a bunch of grapes? Is that a banana in your pocket, or you happy to see me? Is the light of your life the one in your refrigerator? Is the register better or the times? Is there a patient in the house? Is there a tax exemption for codependents? Is this on? Is this some more of that Trombonist's humor? Is this the right room for an argument? Is this what you intend to do with your life? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn... Is virus a 'micro' organism? Is wetter REALLY better? Is your modem connected to the phone line? Isn't damn Yankee one word? Isn't it interesting that IRANGATE Proves crooks go free? Isn't shrimp on a Barbie a bit kinky? Isn't that special. Isn't there a statute of limitations on stupidity? It IS the heat!! It Is Better To Copulate Than Never. It all makes sense if you take every other word... It always happens, but we never expect 'the unexpected' It can't be full...I STILL HAVE SUBDIRECTORIES ! It changed my life, it was good, the end. It did WHAT? - Well, it's not *supposed* to do that. It doesn't work, but I'm working on it.... It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. It don't get much better than this folks. It goes in, it must come out. It got better when the Swedish Bikini Team came. It has no advantage to argue with the teacher. It has no punch lines. It hurts to be on the cutting edge. It is a conspiracy. It is a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night. It is bad luck to be superstitious. It is better to be looked over than overlooked. It is better to know nothing than to know what ain It is better to know useless things than to know n It is better to wear out than to forget. It is better to wear out than to rust out. It is dangerous to confuse children with angels. It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. It is easy to propose impossible remedies. It is hereditary in my family to have no children. It is meaningless to speak of domesticating a chil It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. Nah! It is when I struggled to be brief that I became obscure. It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. It just doesn't get any better than this. Ok, maybe it does... It just won't break, chip, or split. It looks just like a Telefunken U-47. It looks like a flying purple people eater! It matters not so much what you sing, but why --- J.S. Bach It may be GUI but you still can't eat it! It only rang twice...then the dog answered.. It only takes a small oven to produce a half-baked idea. It only works when you're not looking. It said, "Insert Disk #3", but only 2 would fit It shall be said: He died as he had lived: In his sleep. It slices, it dices. It stinks more every time you run over a skunk. It takes a long time to understand nothing. It takes a long word to retard spoilage. It takes two to make a bargain. It takes years to become an overnight success. It tasted so good the first time, I brought it back up for an encore. It used to be so easy... It was Easy -- TOO easy It was SUPPOSED to be a surprise. It was a dark and stormy byte... It was a glitch and - IT'S GONE! I'm back! It was a stark and dormy night ... It was so cold, I almost got married. It was supposed to be so easy... It wasn't actually a divorce - I was traded... It went *ZAP* when it fired. It won't work. It won't work. It works better if you plug it in THEN turn it on! It works better if you plug it in. It'll be in v2.9....I promise!!!! It's 10:00. Do you know what time it is? It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is?? It's 11:56 pm. Do you know where your modem is? It's Abby Normal's brain! It's Alive. Well, not REALLY, but it was pretty scary, huh. It's BASIC to me! It's Easier to Put on Slippers. Then To Carpet The World. It's Late. Go To Sleep. It's NOT the principle of the thing, it's the money. It's NOT your mothers tagline.... It's O.K., they're speaking Chinese. It's STILL not weird enough for me!!! It's The First MOOD RING Tagline: Û It's Time For NATIONAL REFERENDUMS Instead Of Politicians It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much It's Wise To Know Enough To Not Know Too Much It's a Board! It's a plane! It's A, aah, A, aah, aw, screw it... It's a Tough Job! ... So I'd Rather YOU do it. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,... It's a busy life in Camelot: It's a chain saw. I always carry one for emergencies. It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more? It's a gnarly day in the neighborhood... It's a probable twelve to seven... It's a sky blue sky. Satellites are out tonight. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. It's a state of mind. It's alive Jim, but not as we know it! It's alive, it's alive...muhahaha! It's all a conspiracy. It's all in the reflexes. It's always darkest at the top of the stairs. It's always darkest before you step on the cat. It's always darkest right before you step in dog mess! It's always darkest when the light bulb has blown. It's always harder to pave the way for others! It's always someone else's problem anyway ... It's as EZ as 1-2-3 HA! It's as bad as you think and they are out to get y It's back...and it's got a gun. It's been Monday aaaaaaaaallllllll week! It's been lovely, but I have to scream now. It's called getting it in the NEC It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese.... It's colder than a witches t*t in a brass bra on the 12th of January! It's deja vu all over again. It's easier to do good then be good. It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser It's either very early or very late. It's funny because *I* said it! It's great AND less filling. It's great to do nothing and rest afterward. It's hard to believe it, but some teens are humans It's hard to type when you gotta go Baaaad... ummmmm... It's impossible to keep tabs on blondes, so use VISA! It's just a baby. --Pulaski. It's just a jump to the left.......... It's just like life. Only more so. It's kind of fun doing the impossible. It's like having Kim Bassinger and a cattle prod AT THE SAME TIME! It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. It's my birthday today! Hooray. It's my idea 'cause I stole it first! It's my party and I'll Snubb who I want! It's never as easy as you think. It's never too late to have a happy childhood! It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice. It's nobody's business, not even mine. It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either. It's not a BBS, but it plays one on TV. It's not a BBS, it's a concept. It's not a Bug, it's a hidden and seldom used feature. It's not a Mystery Reader anymore. It's not a black or a white thing... It's a death thing! It's not a bug, it's a feature! (Marketing 101) It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not a virus - it's been Windows It's not if you win or lose, but how you place the blame. It's not just a BBS...it's an adventure. It's not just a hobby, it's an adventure! It's not just a job, it's a BBS. It's not just a phone line, it's $5.70 a month. It's not just for breakfast anymore. It's not just the whales. It's the water! It's not my FAULT. It's not my planet monkeyboy. It's not over until the FAT table sings It's not pretty being easy. It's not the money I want, it's the stuff. It's okay to call someone stupid; just don't prove It's okay to laugh in the bedroom, but don't point. It's on the way, yes it is. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's only cheating when you get caught! It's probably a bad day when, you find a dead fish in your underwear. It's quiet out there -- TOO quiet. It's someone else's fault! It's starting to rain, .SQZ the animals into the . It's sunning cats and dogs. It's the battle of the wigwams and the fighting's intents. It's what you learn, after you know it all, that c It's who you look like, not who you are. It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill... It`s not how hard it rains but how fast you drive. Itch for fame? Use powder daily. Its GOOD to be the King! (Mel Brooks) Its a dogma-eat-dogma world! Its buggy as the Gates of Microsoft. Its fatal to be appreciated in one's own time. Its like 'safe sex'....only SAFER! Its never as easy as the manual says it is! Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature. Its not for everyone, so what are you doing here Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters. Itseemsalittlecrowdedinheredontyouthink? Ive been dead before. - Cpt. Spock Ive got a lot of honey on my nose.