LANtmine A server on the verge of crashing. LAWFUL,adj. Compatible with the will of a judge ha LET'S MAKE A DEAL! LIVE! Via modem... LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS LSD: Virtual reality without the expensive hardwar LUCIFERnet Ambassador to Europe. LUCIFERnet raising HEll coast to coast! LUCIFERnet: Bring out your dead! La. where the chemicals meet the water. Lack of sex causes poor eyesight. Laddie, d'ye think ye might like to rephrase that? Ladies & Gentlemen, Elvis has left the bldg. Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the planet. Ladies and gentlemen, now you can have a bikini fo Lamers need not reply. Lampoon - a device for harpooning lambs Last 2 words of the national anthem - PLAY BALL! Last time I felt this good was 9AM - about 12 year Later, dude. Latest conspiracy theory: Humpty Dumpty was pushed Laugh and the world thinks you're an idiot. Laugh while you can, monkey boy. Laughter is also infectious... Laughter lubes lifes engine. 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Let's have a little fun, let's do a pun. Let's have a war. Let's hope Pee Wee can beat it and get off. Let's see here...--...Oh no!Oops Let's see your tagline hunting permit, sir. Let's talk about him in front of his back! Let's win this one and go home." - George A. Custe Let's you and him fight. Liar: A lawyer with a roving commission. Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. Liberal (n): Anyone who disagrees with you. Libertarian Party HQ free info # : Lie me alibi -- Steven King. Lieutenant, is there a six foot bat in Gotham City Life - brief interlude between nothingness and eternity. Life Sucks and then you marry one who won't... Life being what it is, I dream of revenge Life eludes logic. Life has a great deal up its sleeve. Life is NOT a spectator sport! Life is Sexually transmitted and Terminal Life is a dildo;long,hard,and plastic,but occasionally fun. Life is a first draft....with NO rewrite. Life is a series of rude awakenings. Life is a sexually transmitted disease. Life is a state of mind ... Life is a tragedy for feelers and a comedy for thi Life is best done awake. Life is but a dream Life is cruel ... it keeps me in stitches. Life is full of little surprises - Pandora Life is full of undocumented features! Life is hard. . . . Then you die. Life is like .......... an analogy. Life is like Jazz, it should be improvised. Life is like the Stock Market - Ups & Downs. Life is lived forwards, but understood backwards. Life is never simple, but we pretend it is. Life is not a spectacle or a feast, it is a predic Life is one situation you'll never get out of aliv Life is short, eat Dessert first!! Life is short. Play hard. Life is too short for short people! Life is too short to drink cheep wine. Life is too short to learn Z-Modem ! Life is too short to wait in lines. Life is tough, then ya die. Life is uncertain - buy the luxuries first! Life it seems, will fade away... Life support system warranty expired!!! Life was so much easier before law school Life with pets is never dull. Life would be easier if I had the source code ... Life! Don't talk to me about life! Life's A Beach And We're Just Surfing Time! Life's Law: NOTHING ever happens until it does. Life's a Virgin. A bitch is too easy. Life's a batch and then your hard drive dies! Life's a bitch and then you diet! Life's a rut, don't get caught in a deep one! Life's boring after 1000 years, so kill yerself! Life's too short to date ugly girls! Life's too short to drink cheap beer. Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: what happens while you're making other plans. Light is square; darkness is round. Light travels at the speed of thought. Lighten up guys! It was just a joke... Lighten up, dude! Life's too short.... Lightning & elephants do as they damn please! Like I said, It never hurts to ask! Like it hell, Mikey LOVES it! Line Noise! Ha, I don't get ž¥Èšõ› NO CARRIER Line noise? What fh=.hElL is.LinS nfise? Liposuction will destroy your FAT Listen carefully, I'm lying! Listen to sermon, THEN eat missionary! Live Long and Perspire. Live and Uncensored. Live by the sword, die by the long bow. Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT! Live from Philly - ... I'm bored!!! Live from Philly! it's... Live from Philly, it's : Live from Philly,PA. Live long and Prosper,... (belch) 'scuse me. Live long and prosper. Live long enough to be a burden to your kids! Living it up in life! Living on Ramen, Vitamin C, and Caffeine... Living proof that beautiful mutants exist among us Living with saints is tougher than being one. Lizzie Borden.... America's FIRST hacker! Li×nÖe ûœno‘is@$e?? WhaÉt ûliæne noiòs÷e?û? Load it, run it, guru it? Loan someone a sympathetic ear. Lock on to that explosion and fire! Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell BAD Logic is logic. That's all I say." Holmes Logic: 1+1= 11, 2+2= 22, 3+3=6 Logical solutions are not always the most obvious. Loitering with intent to hesitate. Long Live the Copernican Revolution!!!! Long-life batteries aren't Longest suicide note I ever read. -LOBO Loo slips stink ships! Look Ma, no point!! Look at all the Indians! - G. Custer Look at all the Indians!" - General Custer Look closer, most things are more than just the su Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes... Look forward to your echo! Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Look out below! Look out for number one. But don't step in number Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls Look to the Son, and shadows will fall behind you. Look up BBS in the dictionary and our number will Look, Elephant! We ain't got a hull no more! Look, it's a babble fish: ><> øúù<>< ><>úø Look, it's trying to think. Look, mom: *A*** ****** NO CARRIER Look, mom: No Modem! Look, mom: No disk drive! Look, mom: No keyboard! Look, mom: No memory! Look, mom: No monitor! Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left! Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird...It's a bird! Lookin for a baby at mother board !! Looking Good! Looking for More Looking for more? Getting more! Looks like I picked a bad week to give up smoking. Looks like I picked a bad week to give up booze. Looks like I picked a bad week to give up snifing Looks like I picked a bad week to give up heroin. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffin Looks like it's safe in here for a while? Looossseeeee! You got some 'splainin' to do! Loop: goto loop Loose Yolks Kill Folks - Jersey Egg Enforcement Po Lord give me patience......But Hurry! Lord, give me patience... and I need it NOW! Lord, it's hard to be humble, but I'm trying the b Lose that ugly FAT!: Download a trojan today! Lose weight - eat stuff you hate. Lose weight now! Move to Russia. Loser: Calls mens room wall phone number. Dial-a-P Loser: Guy who plays Monopoly and is mugged on Boa Losing Lottery tickets sold here. Lost in the Supermarket. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like LoudIsGood FastisBetter FastandLoudisBest! Louder than Sam Kinison. Love & scandal are coffee's best sweeteners. Love -- a grave mental disease." Plato Love comes in spurts. Love is a matter of chemistry. Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by mar Love is grand...Divorce is twenty grand... Love is the delusion that one woman differs from a Love me....love my huskies! Love means an unlimited charge card! Love thy neighbor, but keep the hedge in tact. Love thy neighbour - but don't get caught! Love-Lust 'Whats the Difference?'(at 3 AM). Lucifernet - Works for me! Luck: the residue of design. Lunatic asylum: where optimism most flourishes. Lunch at the Y! Lupins? Yes, lupins. Come on, come on. Lurk, lurk, Lurk. Lurkers Anonymous. Luv the Bozos of the world.... they're scarce! Luxury: Costs $7.69 to make and $20.00 to market.