N-O-I-S-E The Conservative Voice - NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER NAVIGATOR----->Spouse on a trip in the car, with r NDA? I am not at liberty to disclose if I'm under NEVER sleep with someone CRAZIER than yourself! NEW! Tagline-Lite! Only 1/3rd Less Serious... NEW!! IMPROVED!!! E=MC^3 !!! NICARAGUA SETS GOAL TO WIPE OUT LITERACY NICE TAGLINE! Thanks!! ;-) NJ State Bird is the Mosquito. NJ doesn't have a capital anymore.. The governor s NO CARRIER. Oh, well, I didn't want to land anyway NO HITCHHIKERS! (Except for blondes, brunettes,and NO NO Nurse, I said to slip off his spectacles NO PROGRAM is idiot proof, idiots are ingenious! NO one expects the Spanish Inquisition! NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! NO, NO, Nurse! I said 'prick his Boil!' Ouch!! NO, UART! NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! NORAD: Home of the WOPPER, NORMAL? That the setting I use on my washing machi NOT an A.S.P. Sanctioned or approved BBS NOT using Deluxeý and loving it! NaCl + H2O = Alien Spot Remover Naaah, couldn't be! Nah nah nah SHE'S GOT THE LOOK! Nanosecond,Used to measure a Womans attention span Natural laws have no pity - RAH Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. Nature is a mother. Nature lies. Navy Photo School: Get 100 feet of chow line. Navy Photo School: Get a bottle of focusing fluid. Navy Photo School: Get a box of f-stops. Navy Photo School: Get a dock stretcher. Naw, you are really a sweetie and sweeties are never in error! Need more time? Buy another clock. Needed: new search routine for organic memory modu Negative slack tends to increase. Neither a borrower nor lender be * Hamlet Neither rain or snow or l?ne noise.. Nerve Center: Where the spine is misaligned! Network Floating Conference Host Network management is like herding cats... Network management is like trying to herd cats... Networking: Now everyone is entitled to my opinion! Networks should be labeled NOT-WORKS!!! Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling. Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, Woman or a SysOp! Never Forget, Never!!! Never agree with me, it shakes my self confidence. Never argue with a woman when she's tired or reste Never argue with someoneoneone holding a Bazooka! Never ascribe to malice that which can adequately Never ask a hungry cat if it loves you for yoursel Never believe anything until it's been officially Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you. Never eat anything that winks at you. Never eat prunes when you're famished. Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowes Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight. Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight instead. Never had it, never will. Hell, I don't even know Never hit a man with glasses. A fist hurts more! Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fists! Never insult a crocodile until you are safely acro Never is such a lonely word. Never judge a man by his taglines. Never lean forward to push an invisible object. Never let anything mechanical know you're in a hurrry! Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. Never lie down with a woman who's got more trouble Never mind the facts - I know what I know! Never mind the star, get those da** camels off the Never mistake endurance for hospitality. Never mistake motion for action... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone! Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Never practice saying 'revelant'! Never satisfied... Never say never ! Never say no. Never send a monster to do the work of an evil sci Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never sleep with anyone weirder than you ... Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant! Never stand between a fire hydrant and a dog. Never step in anything soft. Never test for an error you don't know how to hand Never trust a platypus. Never trust a skinny cook. Never try to out-stubborn a cat! Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Never underestimate the power of stupidity. Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics. New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New Jersey: The Runny Yolk State New Mexico? Sorry, we don't do ship to foreign cou New York's alright if you like saxophones. New book: 101 Ways to Brown-Nose to Success. New campaign promise: Bable fish for all. New dating service: Desperately Seeking. New dating service: Things that bang in the night. New dating service: Trashy Connections. New restaurant on the moon. Great food, no atmosph New truths begin as heresies and end as superstiti Newer in not BETTER just bigger in size!!!! News Flash -Tagline theft will be an Olympic event. News is the first rough draft of History... Newton had a bad trip, and now there's calculus. Next Time You Wave, Use ALL Your Fingers! Next on STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION--Ensign Ro Next stop the stars! Now where do i buy a ticket? Next tagline doesn't leave until tomorrow, sorry Next time I will try English. Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers! Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo. Niagara Falls: "Slow-w-wly I turned . . . ." Nice shot eh? What? Wrong net? Nickel:Once good for getting the wrong number with. Nigel,let that caller's leg go! Night of the Living Thread! Nightowls are _real_ people. Nine out ten men who have tried Camels prefer women! Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong. Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense - D Nit-picker extraordinaire ;-) Nitrate........... Different than the day rate. Nixon in '92! He's repented, tanned, and ready!!!! No Amount Of Planning Will Replace Dumb Luck No Applause, Please No Brain, No Pain. No Cholesterol! No Saturated fats! No Commander, I meant the OTHER battlestar. No GIFs, Games, or Goofy Junk! No Great Scoundral is Ever Uninteresting. No Point for Viruses. No answer is also an answer. No baby on board - you can destroy my car now. No decorations necessary. No files copied, insufficient disk space. No generalization is wholly true,not even this one. No good deed goes unpunished. No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting No hangovers -- stay drunk!!! No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down th No input .. No output .. NO CARRIER No its Raf -- TOO raf No job is too small to screw up! No lady, I said you've got great set of BITS. No longer a Ghost! No man is an island. But some of us are long penin No matter where you go, ...there you are. No matter where you go, there you are. No moving parts! No mushy keyboards, please.... No one can call just once... No one can make you feel inferior without your con No one is innocent --Repro Man. No person should govern another without their permission! No problem is so formidable that you can't just wa No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No thanks, I'm a Government man... No thanks, I'm already having one. No thanks... I don't do Windows. No viruses detected. Must be a pair of Nanites. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No way, jose ! No wonder can last more than three days. No! Taco Bell is not the Mexican Phone Co. No, I said, "No nude Texans." No, No, Nurse, I told you to prick his boil!! No, bartender, I said I vanted a BLOOD lite! No, it's a feature... Really. No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree! No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! No, we are not drugs on... No,Scotty.I said "Beam me ABOARD". Not "A BROAD" No-bra speech: Point here, point there, shaky in b No-one ever reads these things. No. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No?! Some people still read mail a packet at a tim NoProblemoDude Nobody HAS to do anything Nobody Home But the Lights & they're out too. Nobody can be just like me. Even I have trouble. Nobody can expect a Spanish inquisition! Nobody ever goes in, nobody ever comes out! Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen. Nobody notices when things go right. Nobody's perfect... We are what we are! Nominations for PMS Poster Child are open. Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated. Non-fiction often is more unrealistic than fiction None None but a fool is always right. None is more helpless than the owner of sick goldfish. None of you exist;my sysop types all this in. Nope, I'm not kidding. Nope, it helped make a new movie : Star Trek VII, Nostalgia just ain't what it used to be ... Not Again? Not Now! I'm watching Star Trek! (The Real Star Tr Not a bug - an undocumented feature!! Not a leader, nor a follower, I am myself. Not a real tagline, but an incredible simulation! Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not all men are fools, some are bachelors. Not completely crazy but working on it! Not enough mail??? Here, let me help....... Not gluttony as much as thrill-seeking. Not just a job, but an adventure. Not my fault, I didn't touch it! Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. Not on your life ! Not plane nor bird nor even frog.... Not quite, HAL. The engineers have figured out a k Not ready error reading tagline - Abort, Retry, Fa Not to worry, this is a TRANSCENDENTAL solution. Not tonight dear........ I have a MODEM! Not tonight honey, I got a BBS! Not tonight, hon. I have a headcrash. Not unlike having your brains lightly whipped into Nothing Unreal Exists Nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wro%&*@# NO C Nothing can help this story. . . Nothing damages new truth as old error. Nothing fails like success. Nothing happens, nobody comes, nobody goes Nothing in the world can take the place of persist Nothing is as easy as it looks. Nothing is ever constant, unless it is dead. Nothing is foolproof! Fools are too ingenious! Nothing is intuitive, in its fullest form. Nothing is more productive than the last minute. Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing matters to you. Except your holy war. Nothing succeeds like a budgie with no teeth. Nothing up my sleeve, PRESTO! Nothing up my sleeve. Nothing's impossible to those that don't have to do it! Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. Notice: All incoming fire has the right of way. NotraP ylloD -- sniw ytivarg ,dne eht nI Now Eating:Cream Cheese,green olives on bagle. Now Serving: Left d'oeuvres Now THAT'S Italian! Now and then an innocent man becomes a senator. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time !! Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wa Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now in new great-tasting Grape and Watermelon flav Now is it Viruses or Viri ? Now is the time for senseless bickering! Now that I've muddied the waters it's time to padd Now that tag lines are out, what's this doing here Now that's an interesting thought. Now this is a way to make a phone call! Now this is extremely nasty. Now we dolly back, now we fade to black . . . Now what did he mean by THAT? Now what were we talking about? Now where did I park my hard drive? Now where did you say my disk drove? Now why did I reply to this again ?? Now why do you think THAT? Now you are cooking with gas. Now you see it, now you don't. Now... Would _I_ do _that_?!? Now.... what was I saying? Nudge, nudge, ;-), ;-), say no more! Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be Number 5: INPUT! INPUT! Need INPUT!... Nunnery: Where nuns are hatched. Nutrition tagline -Low in sodium- Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk - Curly Howard