O rage! O despair! O'Brian's Law... Murphy is an optimist. O'Toole's Commentary: Murphy was an optimist. O.K., Mister! Where's your tagline? Come on. OH NO! NOT THE CUMFY CHAIR!!! OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse! OH, NO! Can't Operate! AMA License Expired! OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to become eccentric! OK, where did I put that tagline? OK. Hold it right there! ONLINE? Hit for a quick I.Q. Test! OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! OOPS! ---SDI software engineer OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am. ORRIN HATCH VIRUS DETECTED; RUN 'EXORCIST'? OS/2 2.0 ? I'll believe it when I see it. OS/2 2.0.. so many bugs you could open a bait shop OS/2 JUST SAY *NO* OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 is Curtains for Windows! OS/2: Bill Gates' worst nightmare! OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks lef OXYMORON : Plastic snow Oat bran can cause cereal output errors. Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da Obesity: A surplus gone to waist. Objection, your Honour! My client is an idiot! Obscenity: Whatever gives the judge an erection. Of all my relations, I like sex the best. Of all the people I have met, you are certainly one. Of all the things I lost,it's my mind I miss most! Of all the things I've lost,I miss my mind the most! Of course I can cook, but I never do it on the 1st date! Of course I have a tagline. Why do you ask? Of course I know Braille, :.::: ::..: ::.::. :..:: Of course I like children. Sauteed with onions and Of course I love you, go to sleep. Of course I'm sure the above is a simplification. Of course it's safe. Go in, I'll be right behind you. Of course, sir. It's a cheese shop, sir. Offensive Foul! Illegal Tagline! 2 Meg Penalty, RA Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last . Office of Economic Opportunity Officila BbS of peo ple whocant' type alll that wl Often it's fatal to live too long Often the test of courage is not to die but to live! Oh No! Not Again? Oh SURE. You can take time to read this. But can y Oh by the way...THANKS! Oh don't grovel! Oh drat these computers. They're so naughty and so complex. Oh goody! Another Muranium P36 Explosive Space Mod Oh let's not go there, it's such a silly place Oh my god...I'll be arrested for sure. Oh never mind! Oh no! Not another learning experience! Oh no, not again! Oh that? It was playing leap frog with a unicorn. Oh well, half of one, six dozen of the other. Oh yeah I'll tell you something,I think you'll und Oh! I get it! HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha....haha.. Oh! No! Tell me you didn't say that?! Oh! Oh I see! Oh! You want SERIOUS ideas? Oh, !!! I just lost all my taglines! Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay, Oh, I'm sorry, were the voices in my head botherin Oh, Oh, ... Your Zip File Is Open! Oh, YEAH! Want to FIGHT about it? {daddy, beat him Oh, a wise guy! Oh, pardon me, was that *your* culture? So sorry. Oh, pooh! -- Mrs. Neilsen, HI HONEY, I'M HOME Oh, that's the BANJO PLAYER'S Porsche. -- Johnny C Oh, well....never mind! Oh, you mean the old Same place. Oh, you mean you can use LOTUS to do arithmetic? Oh, you said a hard DISK? I must have misunderstood. Oh, you're no fun anymore! Oh. It's you again. Oh.... A wiiiise guy, eh????? Ohmygosh! Aliens!! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! oink, FLAP! Ok honey, I'll come to bed in a minute Ok, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Ok, now for a quick backuœÃá&ý%#^1sð Ok, now for a quick backuœÃá&ý%#^1sð Ok... So I'm not very good at thinking up taglines. Okay, I pulled the pin. Now what...? Where are you Okay, I'm crazy! But I'm saving up to be eccentric Okay, Okay Second Star on the right, and then WHERE? Okay, quit _leading_ me on... Old MacDonald had a computer with EIA I/O. Old MacDonald had a computer with an EIA I/O! Old age = you + 20 years. Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skil Old age is better than the alternative. Old age is not for sissies... Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative! Old burglars never die, they just steal away! Old enough to know better,young enough not to care! Old frogs never die...but they do croak. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal Old lawyers never die, they just rest their cases. Old memories never die...they just haunt you! Old musicians never die, they just decompose. Ollie North shreds his documents here. Olympic Bound... Someday I'll make it. On CW no one can hear you scream! On Strike - Tagline Writers Local 2718 On a clear disk you can seek forever On a quiet night you can hear a FORD rust. On earth as it is in San Francisco On the 10 Year Plan at Southern Tech On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started cha On the Firefly platform of Sunny Goodge Street On the cutting edge of software evolution... On the first day, humm or was it the day after that? Once a king always king,but once a knight isn't enough!! Once in a while, I screw up and do something right. Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. Once uttered, words run faster than the horses. One Byte at a Tyme. One day I looked in my pocket...There was a hole. One family builds a wall, two families enjoy it. One for the thumb in '91! One good turn gets all the blankets. One hour of instruction - and 100 hours on how to One if by LAN, two if by .C ! One level further down somebody is getting killed, One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as One modem to another:"Hey, you've got a nice baud! One more day like today and I'll kill you One night with a sailor & she won't be a feminist One nybble and you're hooked. One nybble at a time. One of the few BBSes with a subwoofer. One of the few things the Japanese CAN'T do better One person's is another's . One persons essential feature is anothers useless frill. One ring to rule them all and in the darkness... One size fits all is a lie. One sword at least thy rights shall guard, One thing about pain: it proves you're alive. One thought driven home is better than three left One who is always in a stew generally goes to pot. One who is in peril thinks with their legs. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday! Online again? When do you sleep?... Only $2 a call, plus toll charges if any. Only 10 city blks from scenic Phila. Water Treatmt Only 128,243,596 sec. to the Second Coming ! Only Robinson Crusoe could get everything done by Only YOU can prevent forest fires... Only a mediocre person is always at his best. Only adults have problems with childproof caps. Only by attempting the absurd can we achieve the imposible. Only in English would 'slim chance' = 'fat chance' Only in your dreams are you really free. Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only one kingdom can truly be called 'Christian' Only sheep make baaaad puns. Only the Shadow knows. Only the leftists are right anymore. Only used by a little old tagline from Pasadena! Only you can prevent tagline abuse. Only you can stop women from driving, ONLY you! Ooooh, yech. How did THAT get in my bed? - Prez Re Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!!!! That Was Nice!!!!!! Ooops I got GUI all over my screen Ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... Ooops, did I say that?! Oops! Sorry for stepping on your face... Op Code: EOI - Execute Operator Immediate Open Mouth, Insert Foot, Chew Carefully. Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationally Open mouth, insert shoe store. Open mouth. Insert foot. Subspace globally. Open the pod bay door, Hal. Open your mouth honey,it's just a tongue depressor. Operator off-line till exams are done. thank you Opinions express are not from the management. Opinions expressed are not my own & I'm not respon Opinions, opinions, opinions.... Opportunist: Someone finding himself in hot water, Optical mice have no balls. Optimist: Stands behind 6 teens at a phone booth. Or is it all just a fragment of your partition? Orcs get all the girls. Lt.Worf Organic........... Church music. Organization is the enemy of improvisation. Origin line - Do not remove under penalty of law Originality is undetected plagiarism. Originator of Fuzzy logic! Osborne's Law: Variables won't: constants aren't. Oswald was innocent. The CIA wasn't. Other than that, Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade? Ouch! ... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper ... Ouch! And I mean it. Ouch! My ear! Why are you screaming? Turn off caps Our Father UART in heaven; I/O'd be thy name. Our best is none too good. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops Our children have four legs and bark. Our future is always uncertain our end is always there. Out Of Body. Back in 5 Minutes. Out of The Frying Pan, Into the Dog House Out of Work? Apply for Japanese Unemployment! Out of environment AGAIN! Out of our minds and into your homes. Out of the fog, into the smog ... - Nick Danger Outa disk space already? Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! Outpatient........ A person who has fainted. Outside noisy, inside empty. Over EIGHTEEN INCHES long! Over Worked and Under Appreciated. Overdrawn? But I still have checks left! Overload--core meltdown sequence initiated. Oversexed people are just more prone...... Overweight just sorta snacks up on you! Owning a Macintosh is its own punishment. OxyMORON: Prime Minister Mulroney Oxymoron: Business ethics. Oxymoron: Civil War. Oxymoron: Classic Rock! Oxymoron: Constant Change. Oxymoron: Conventional wisdom. Oxymoron: Definite Posability. Oxymoron: Dodge Ram. Oxymoron: Down Escalator. Oxymoron: Educational TV. Oxymoron: Even Odds. Oxymoron: Fish Farm. Oxymoron: Free love. Oxymoron: Friendly fire. Oxymoron: Good Grief. Oxymoron: Guest host. Oxymoron: Honest politician. Oxymoron: Intense Apathy. Oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp. Oxymoron: Legal Brief. Oxymoron: Liberal, Kansas. Oxymoron: Loose tights. Oxymoron: Military Intelligence. Oxymoron: Near miss. Oxymoron: Only Choice. Oxymoron: Plastic snow. Oxymoron: Postal Service. Oxymoron: Pretty ugly. Oxymoron: Pro-contra. Oxymoron: Rap music! Oxymoron: Vegetarian chili.