S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings! S.O.S. - Everyone, vote against incumbents. SAFE SEX, the next best thing to being there. SAPFU -- Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups. SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures. SATANIC NURSES: Healthcare from Hell. SCSI = Software Geek Full Employment Act of 1991 SCSI people, SCSI places SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions SEND MONEY I NEED TO GO TO CAMP !!!!! SEND TO The Department of Redundancy Dept. SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . SEX:Pleasure/Fleeting;Cost/Exorbitant;Position/Ridiculous SEXIST??!! No! I'm just a huperbiped.. SHAKE WELL. SHIFT LEFT! SHIFT RIGHT! POP UP,PUSH DOWN, BYTE,BY SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF! SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute. SIR MAX BEERBOHM. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! #$%!!&^! NO CARRIER SLEEP? I'm a Consultant!! SLIDING DOWN THE RAZOR BLADES OF LIFE. SMILE, OFFICER -- YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMCORDER! SMOKE? Not me! I just get hot under the collar. SO WHAT ABOUT BOB? SOA - the Society for the Opposition of Acronyms ST is William and Nemoy, not WIL WHEATON!!! STAND BACK! I don't know how big this gets! STAY ALERT!TRUST NO ONE!KEEP YOUR LASER HANDY. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: a boomerang that doesn't work STOP HAUNTING MEEEEEEEEEE! STOP VIRUSES, wear a sleeve on your floppy! STRING space corrupt? But I always use TAPE! STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! SWM computer Geek seeks S*F computer Geeket SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SYNTAX? Why not, they tax everything else! SYSOP: The guy that is laughing at your typing! SYSOP: person sitting there laughing at your typing. SYSTEM ERROR #1303, Power NOT on!! SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... Sacred cows make good hamburgers! Saddam says "Don't worry little boy" Safer than drugs and just a little more interestin Sailors Do it on (ahem) the waves! Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be Salmon Rushdie? The green courtesy phone .... Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing. Same as it ever was, same as it ever was... Sanctuary! Sanctuary! Sandwich: An faulty attempt to make both ends meat Sanity Is A State Of Mind And I Moved Out Of State Sanity is no benefit in an insane society Sanity is relative ... but not one of mine! Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Sarasota: Newly-weds and nearly-deads Satan talks backwards in OS/2 DLLs Savador Dali:Surreal Killer! Save An Animal --Hunt for Comets--- Save Georgia's economy...Eat more canned Possum! Save Our Jobs - Carbonize Congress Save The Ansi-Phreaks! Collect & Trade 'em with f Save The Whales - they make good leftovers! Save Water - shower with a friend. Save a Planet. Collect all 9. Save a Tree.... Eat a Beaver !!!!!!!! Save a Whale -- Harpoon a fat chick. Save a life. Adopt a musicologist. Save all cute things in life. Save gas: Commute by modem Save it for another day Save jobs: keep American trees IN America! Save laboratory animals. Use lawyers. Save paper......send it by modem Save the Earth, some of my best friends live here! Save the Planet.. Redeem for Valuable Coupons! Save the Whales -- Collect the entire set! Save the dying Adverb, QUICK! Save the environment - COMPOST BRIAN! Save the snails! Save the whales, don't kill your mother-in-law. Save the whales; collect the whole set! Trade them. Save this message ! You may need it ! Save your Confederate money, boys,... Saved? What for, a rainy day? Say Ahhhh! Hum, OK spit Say NO! to Negatives! Say it ain't so!! Say no more, knowwhatahmean, nudge nudge? Say pistachios...it's impolite to say nuts. Say something soft & sweet. Marshmallow. Say the best. Think the rest!! Saying this, we say what's been handed down. Scandal & romance make the best sweeteners of tea. Scare your Representatives-get to know them! Scars of pleasure, Scars of pain. Scarsdale, saynomore, saynomore, saynomore, squire Scenery is here - wish you were beautiful. Schizophrenia beats being alone. Schizophrenia beats living alone. Schizophrenia sure beats being alone. Science Fiction: a mind-altering substance! Science is truth -- don't be misled by facts. Science teachers do it with test tubes. Scott Me Up Beemie! Scott me up, Beamie. Er, uh... Scotty! Hurry! Beam me uragg^*úþœ NO CARRIER Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up! Screw the mug, give me a caffeine I.V. !!! Script: (I)mpLode, (U)pLode, (D)ownLode, (E)xpLode Scruples taste best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable and eff the ineffable! Sculptor: A poor unfortunate who makes faces and b Search for an embalmer. Second Star on the Right and on 'til Morning!! Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Secretion......... Hiding something. Sector not found: did you look under the sofa? Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about Security is a game but the final goal is never reached. Security is a state of mind... See a penny, pick it up; move into a higher tax br See ladies blouses. 50% off! See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline See the light at the end of tunnel? It's an on com See ya! Seeing is believing, Touching is convincing.. Seek error in brain firmware; rebooting... Seek not to follow footsteps but what they sought. Seen any big bubbles lately? Seeyagottagobye. Self starters--will not. Self-made man: A horrible example of unskilled lab Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale. Semi-conductor - one who directs 18 wheelers. Semiconductor: A part-time orchestra leader. Semper Ubi Sub Ubi - Always Where Under Where. Send ME your money. Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist!! Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : ______ Send a self-abused stomped elephant to : Sharks don't eat lawyers out of professional court Sharp swords are one thing; sharp words are quite Sharpen your vision, ray-trace your X-rated GIFs. She broke your ribs giving you a backrub? She can't take much more, she's gonna BLOW! - Scot She canna take much moor Captin... She devotes her spare time to neglecting duties. She has been under more drunken sailors than a hea She offered her honor, He honored her offer!! She said "Have a nice day", but I had other plans. She says hello, you fool, I love you. She turned me into a newt! She twists and she whirls as she dances it all awa She won't last forever; why give her a diamond? She's a Sensation She's a bird in a gilded cage. She's a witch! Burn her! She's been on more laps than a napkin. She's fallen.... and I can't get it up!!! She's got her lugnuts rattling in her hubcaps. She's so fat that when she sings, it's over. She's the original good time that was had by all! Sheep don't fly as much as Plummet. Sheila's Law: You can't fall off the floor. Shell to DOS, come in DOS, Do you Copy? Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shell to DOS...Shell to Dos...Come in Dos...Oh no. Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Shhhhhh.....the topic cops are coming Shin: Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shirley MacLaine talks to me in my dreams. Shoecide [Shu-eh-syd] n, One abandoned shoe in the Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol. Short quotes are like fences -- Both make good nei Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a ban Should be read umop apisdn for best results. Should we tell the children when we move? Show me a sane man. I'll cure him for you. Show me an original, funny tagline; I'll show you Show me your tagline! Oh, really? Shredded Disaster is Murphy Slaw. Shrouds have no pockets. Shubunkin+Moor+Pearlscale+Ryukin=Heaven Shut up 'n' play yer guitar. Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor Sick minds, Mr. President Sigh. Sight is an excretion of darkness. Sign Here x_______________________________________ Sign in an office: 'Frogs are smart--they eat what Sign on a hotdog stand: 'What foods these morsels Silence = Death. Silence cannot be misquoted. Silence is evidence of a superb command of the lan Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!! Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone. Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers Silly Rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly Wabbit, QWKs are for kids! Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! SilmarillionWorst book by a dead man. SilmarillionWorst book not by J.R.R. Tolkien Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean. Since I've used up all of my sick days, I'm callin Since WHEN is a tagline "stupid"? Since life goes on - you might as well get on with Since when is the Internal Revenue a Service? Sins repeated seem permitted. Sir! Two Romulan Warbirds decloakëôûûýNO CARRIER Sit down, you're rocking the boat! Situation normal. Panic accordingly. Skeet shooters do it 25 times in 8 positions. Skiing Halted, Operator Broken, Out of Service for Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! Skydiving is good till the last drop. Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleep faster: we need the pillows. Sleep with a Photographer and see what develops... Sleeping is 1/60 part death. Slogans of two generations: 1972: Question Autho Sloppy and proud of it. Slow programmers Prog-crastinate.... Small changes pick up the reins from nowhere. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue... Smile , someone is watching ! Smile Youre on Candid Compucamera ! Smile,it makes people wonder what you are thinking. Smile,its the 2nd.best thing you can do with your mouth! Smiley faces were meant to be annoying. Smoke my skin cigar! Smokers kill. Smoking cures weight problems... eventually... Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine. Smoreplay is what Smurfs do before Smucking. Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say Snap, Crackle, Pop ....Darn I hope that was a fuse Snap, crackle, push, pop... So CUTE when you're righteous! So I said to myself, "Self," I said... So I'm quibbling. So sue me. So Much Stuff... So Little Memory! So YOU are the one stealing all my taglines!!! So crowded in here, I must go outside to change my So far, so good, so what? So good it's better than itself. So how *do* they get Teflon to stick to the pan? So how DO they get the lead into the pencil? So it goes so it goes so it goes so it goes s So little to say and so much time to say it! So many A-holes, so few bullets -- Ford Fairlane So many Jerks, so few bullets So many bytes, so few cps. So many messages, so little time. So many pedestrians...SO little time.... So many systems... So little time! So much fun, there should be a law against it. So much less reputable, so much more fraught So simple a child could do it... go find me a chil So tell me, did a moose ever bite yer sister? So thats how you turn it on! So what's the matter with MY taglines? So who's afraid of a little abstraction? So you think, you could leave FIDO, don't you? So young, so bad, so what! -- Wendy O. Williams So! Just what part of NO don't you understand? So, what's this 'RESET' button do? So, you say I'm in a bad mood today! So, you wanted an essay, you got an essay! So... This is the BIG Time? Great... Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits i Socks are the larval stage of coat-hangers. Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed. Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software Software Troubleshooter - Bob w/44 Magnum Software, hardware, -- is that you talking Sigmund Soldier of Fortran Solution Series: Works for Windows, Publisher and Solve the problems of the world: Vote anarchist. Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise. Some assembly required- like the WHOLE thing. Some cures are worse than the disease. Some days the only good things on TV are the vase Some get the elevator, some get the shaft! Some kids get paid to be good.Mine,good for nothing! Some men are discovered. Others are found out. Some men without a god are like fish without bicyc Some minds should be cultivated, others plowed under! Some mouths resemble Energizers, they keep going Some nonsense now and then is relished by the wise Some of us take longer to grow up than others. Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill Some people beleive anything. expl: 12 Jurors in Ventura Some people call me the Space Cowboy Some people come home to unwind; others come home Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them! Some say the solution to polluton is dilution. Some settling may have occurred in shipping. Some tags I think... Some tags I don't... Some things are clever only the first time. Some things change, some stay the same. Some things have to be believed to be seen. Some thoughts are best guillotined before actions Some wishes _do_ come true... unfortunately. Somebody has to go polish the stars... Someday you will come to your senses. Someday you'll look back on this and laugh. Someday your prints will come.--Kodak Someday, POW! Straight to the moon! Someday, all BBSes will be like this. Somehow / It all seemed / So worthwhile... Someone actually has to think up these things! Someone get me the 'pooper scooper' Someone superglued my bytes onto my hard drive. Something Amiss? Hi, I'm Something Amister. Something is lost, something is found. Something is rotten in the state of confusion. Something should be done about this. Something wicked this way comes . . . Something would have to be done... something irres Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the ... Sometimes I get the elevator, sometimes the shaft. Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sit. Sometimes I wake up grouchy,sometimes I let her sleep! Sometimes it just doesn't pay to think. Sometimes it might seem wise not to grow up. Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease.... Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Sometimes we just outsmart ourselves!!! Sometimes you're a bug..sometimes you're a windshi Son of a batch. Soon to be a major motion picture. Soon to have a ticket to talk!! Soon to have my feet in the sand, and gators at my Sorry about that, Chief -- Maxwell Smart "86" Sorry about that, fans. Sorry but I got a strange sense of humor. and ship it. Stamp out nouvelle cuisine in our lifetime! Stamp out the post office! Mail electronically. Stand back, I don't know how BIG this thing gets.. Standard Disclamer of course... Standards? On InterLink? MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Standards? Sure, we've got hundreds of 'em! Standards? What standards? Whose standards? Start a download. Get a beer. Multitasking. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Start mouth, engage brain, burn rubber from the so Start the day with a smile and get it over with. State Dept of Unnecessary Double Redundancies Dept State Of The Art is technospeak for unproven. State your business and leave! Staten Island isn't really a big landfill... Station experiencing difficulty do not adjust your Statistics are no substitute for judgment. Status Quo: Latin for the mess we are in. Steal this tagline and I'll tie-dye your cat! Stealth Condom: She won't even feel it coming! Stealth Fighter?, I'll believe it whewI see it! Stealth means never having to say you're sorry. Step off, I'm do'in the Hump! Step on it before it gets the children! Still here? The message is over! ... Go home! Go Still, a man hears what he wants to hear..... Stock up and save. Limit: one. Stocks, bonds, handcuffs, and leg irons all the sa Stolen from the 7th. Street Bar and Grill. Stop Continental Drift! Stop Talking while I'm interrupting. Stop me before I post again! Stop picking your nose and go to the next message Stop reading me. I don't really exist! Stop searching forever. Happiness is just next to Stop the world, I want to get off! Stop what you're doing and TAKE A SHOWER!!! Stops wetness, keeps you dryer. Straight trees have crooked roots. Strange but not a stranger... Strange but not a stranger... Strange things are known to happen here. Stranger then Fiction. Strap on the ol' bit bucket. Strength of mind: Person who can eat one salted pe Striking unions, note: Bankruptcy is also a closed Strip mining prevents forest fires. Students of iron plumbing fixtures: Ferrous Faucet Study of the Glutius Maximus - By Ben Dover Study of the Glutius Maximus - Illustrated By C. H Stupid Jill forgot her Pill. And now they've got a Stupid People shouldn't breathe Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! Subliminal Tag Line -- stcudorp dnalroB yuB Subscription up. Please place tagline order now! Subway talk: 'ho-de-dow' = Hold the Door! Subway: A place so crowded even men can't all get Success is just a matter of luck. Ask any failure Success isn't how far you got. Success occurs in private, failure in public view. Such a deal, normally a dime a piece, for you 2 fo Sudden prayers make God jump. Suicidal blonde - one who dyed by her own hand!.* Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!!! Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism Suitable for Farm Animals & Household Appliances. Sumo mud wrestling: an idea whose time has come. Sun faced Buddhas, Moon faced Buddhas. Super-dooper party pooper trooper! Support Free Trade ... Smuggle! Support Mental Health. Or I'll kill you. Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices! Support Space Station Freedom. Support a Japanimation conference! Support the Arts: Shoot a Rapper. Support the Bottom. Support the National Endowment for Creative Misogy Support the right to arm bears Support the right to bear arms against an opressive government. Support your local Police Depart.!! Bribe a cop. Support your local Sysops. Support your local hooker. Support your right to keep and arm bears! Sure I know how to copy disks. Where's the Xerox m Sure its a BBS, but do you care? Sure money talks. It says "Buy-bye". Sure there is.In fact,there are dozens of std unixs out there. Sure, everybody likes Windows! Bill Gates said so Sure, he's cute. But can he *type*? Sure, it's embarrassing, but it's over quickly. Sure, when OINK FLAP OINK FLAP .. I'll be damned! Surge into electronic mail. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better Surrender the pink! Surveyors Measure Up Survival Tip #2: Never MOON a werewolf. Sushi: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'. Swallow your pride, it is non-fattening. Swap read error, you lose your core image. Sweet Chariot portfolio: I buy stocks; they swing Swell-head: Nature's frantic effort to fill a vacuum. Sybil was a multi user. Symbol put after phrase to nullify it. Symptomatic, but not contagious. Synonym: A word you use when you can't spell the o Syntax: Why not? In Canada, we tax everything... Syntax? Why not? They tax everything else. SysOps never sleep! SysOps will take you to disk. Sysop fueled by ATP. Sysop not found! Please notify computer. Sysop's point: There never is a point! Sysoping makes you fat. Sysoping, not just an adventure, sometimes it's em Sysoping: More fun than being beaten with a sledge Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job... System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup System halted -- Press any key to do nothing Systems should be described as simply as possible,