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There's always 1 more SOB than you counted on. There's always one more bug. There's always room for JELLO! There's always room for filth! There's an exception to every rule,except this one. There's got to be more to life than compile-and-go There's more to life than increasing its speed There's much to say but your eyes interrupt me. There's my way, and then there's the easy way. There's never enough time to do all the nothing yo There's no accounting for taste-Col Sanders There's no future in time travel. There's no place like home...There's no place like There's no place like real mode. I love it. There's no recession. I just LIKE being underemplo There's no skeletons in my closet! There's no such word as FAIL in my vocabulary! There's nothing a concentrated phaser blast can't There's nothing like a Guinness. There's one born every minute. There's one fool in every married couple. There's some lovely filth over here... Thereisnodarksideofthemoon.Thewholebloodything'sda Theres nothing wrong with you that I cant fix..wit Thermodynamics - a thermometer on the run? These Days There's No Arrest For The Wicked. These are the things dreams are made of... These cookies don't taste anything like Girl Scouts! These opinions are mine & only mine(unless you want them) These opinions are mine and only mine (unless you These were the 'hi-tech' FBI guys, you see! They aren't evil...just stupid. They built a new church and had the organ transpla They call me Mr. Tinker Train! -- Ozzy Osborne They called me mello' yello'........... They just don't make nostalgia like they used to. They never let you live it down - Nero They say I'm crazy but I haven't the time... They say act your age, and when you do they get ma They seem to have recycled their plowshares...... They surf, those who only stand on waves.... They talk of my drinking but never of my thirst. They tried to sell us egg foo young... 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