U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike...
U are in a maze of twisty tag-lines, all alike...
UFOs are real. The Air Force isn't.
UNIX, TheyNIX, SheNIX, HeNIX; INIX?  OS/2! No, Net
UNIX: It's not just a hair color, it's a way of li
Uh oh.  Your zip file is open!
Uh, oh ... Your Zip file is open.
Uh, oh!  That was my 1st warning! 
Uh, yeah...I MEANT to do that!
Uhh, 4500 megs, 18 megahertz, yeah, thats it...
Ultimate office automation:Networked coffee machine.
Umm...your ZIP is open...
Ummm, could I have an interpreter? :->
Un-natural acts ,which all normal people do.
Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN...SysOp not Loaded!
Unable to load REALITY.SYS -- Invalid Parameter: /
Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted!
Unable to locate REALITY.SYS - Universe halted!
Unable to locate humor -- Operator Halted!
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP Continue job? Y/N
Unable to open LEVI.ZIP continue job? [y/n]
Unable to read directory: (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)uicide
Unbreakable toys are useful for breaking other toy
Under The Grandstand - By Seymore Butt
Under Worked, Over Paid... So who's complaining??
Underneath all these clothes I am completely naked
Undocumented Features will rule the EARTH!
Unfinished cartoons: draw your own conclusions
Unicorns aren't mythical -- virgins are!
Unified Field Theory--My field is your field
Unix isn't Vax/Vms (Fortunately!)
Unix weirdo in training. Handle with care.
Unknown: soon to be grunged, somewhere.
Unless you've got some sort of a PROBLEM with that
Unrecoverable Error
Unrecoverable sytem error at 417A:32CF.Incompetent
Unrest of spirit---is a mark of L I F E !
Unwritten laws can not be erased.
Upgrades, they keep going, and going, and going, and g...
Urinalysis: The study of Pissed Off People.
Urine............. Opposite of Your out
Use DEVICE=EXXON to screw up your environment!
Use NABOB-The Preparation H of Archivers!
Use Oxymoron for those really stupid pimples!
Use Windex On Your Windows
Use an accordion, go to jail. It's the law.
Use any advice given or implied at your own risk!
Use only as directed.
Use tasteful words, You might have to eat them.
Use the gas, Luke!
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake.
Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!!
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come he
Used Taglines for Sale, gettem while their hot!!
Used all your sick days?  Call in dead!
Used taglines for sale. $10 each.
Useless, but decorative.
User Friendly: The user must be friendly--or ELSE!
User Frienly, if you don't Use it - its Friendly!
Users never appreciate computers, until their down
Users: Keep them dry and don't feed them after mid
Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid.
VAX,FAX,WAX, what's the difference.
VD is nothing to clap about.
VELVEETA: the cheese that cannot die!
VVV Beware of limbo-dancers below this line VVV
V_o^o_V  Things that go Bump on the Keyboard.
Valley of the Dulls...
Variable Not Found
Variables won't; constants aren't.
Varicose veins.... Veins that are very close toget
Vasectomy: A snip in time saves nine.
Vegetables stink too, sometimes
Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians!
Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian
Venetian blinds are made by shady characters.
Veni, Vidi, VCR - I came, I saw, I videotaped it
Veni, Vidi, Visa - I came, I saw, I charged it
Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped!
Venusian anteater gangs-think about it for a while.
Verb, as the documentation (aka the "F....ine Manu
Version Rule: Version 1.0 was smaller and faster.
Victory finds a hundred fathers, but defeat is an
Vietnam cookbook: 101 ways to WOK your dog.
Virginia is for Lovers.
Virginity is curable.
Virginity is like a balloon: One prick and it's go
Virginity like balloon, one prick.... all gone.
Virgins,although useless,are at least good AIDS risks.
Virtual Reality is a contradiction.
Virtue is its own punishment.
Virtue pays but there's no market for it.
Virus Analysis Kit - some assembly required...
Viruses are by definition Public Domain Software.
Visit Xanth today!
Visiting This Planet . . .', said The Baron Latime
Vital Social Issues 'N' Stuff with KELLY
Viva la Raza! (But which one?)
Vivisection is a crime. Unless you use a mime.
Voice your opinion!
Void for vagueness?
Void where prohibited.
Vote for "NONE of the ABOVE"
Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here
Vulcan Science Academy Dropout.
Vulcans NEVER bluff ---Spock
Vultures only fly with carrion luggage.