I love happy faces! Don't you?   Where we operate at a 90 angle to reality  I'm grinning from 'ere to 'ere    {COMMO} {COMMO} COM doobie do down down    OH NO, a worm in my Hard-drive!  Dogs,  Cats,  Criminals.  So, you say there's a race of men in the trees...   If I were a rich man, la la la-la la-la... STERILIZE!...STERILIZE!...STERILIZE!...STERILIZE  This side up  Who is John Galt? Ecce homo, ergo elk. This is an ex-parrot. A closed mouth gathers no foot. I am not young enough to know everything. Life is a series of interrelated delusions. From Illinois at: 9:21 pm on 9/14/92. From Illinois at: 12:45 pm on 9/05/92. With fronds like you, who needs anenomes? 9 out of 10 men who smoke women prefer Camels. A man, a plan, a canal... Panama! Loving Pit Bull ... needs home ... master has died. Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas! THE CHEQUE'S IN THE MAIL - HONEST! The one to watch..the one to watch! There's a frood who knows where his towel is. Windows is not a virus. Viruses do something. ! Not on your life ! !!!ereh fo tuo em teG !!!pleH !!!SMILE!!! GOT IT!!!.. !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY !enif tsuj si gnihtyrevE !enilgaT siht edisni deppart m'I !pleH !evitcudorp tsom eht syawla si etunim tsaL !knat a yub -- ylevisnefed evirD !tseb yrev eht dnes ot tnaw uoy nehw..kcocnaH nhoJ " Every little BYTE helps " " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." " If All Fails, READ THE DOCS ! " " Just as well, too" said Mother. "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981 "90% of this game is half mental" - Yogi Berra "A Barefoot Dancer On Broken Glass" "A friend, as it were, a second self" - Cicero "A phaser is the universal communicator." "A screaming comes across the sky..." "A war put off is not a war avoided." -- C. Heston "Accuracy is in the eye of the beholder!" HFC }] "Alaskan Visuals" by A. Roaring Boring Alice "All life's answers are on TV" -Homer Simpson "And a 1000 Slimy Things lived on. And so did I" "And his wife was named Incontinentia Buttocks"-M. Python "and Our product is SQL 'ready'", Borland International. "and the continuing saga of the sticky heads" "And what I do ain't pretty!" - Wolverine "Apple I" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Apple" (C) 1767 By Sir Isaac Newton. "Are you hurt?" "Dunno. I'm a doctor, not a lawyer." "Are you saying we should tax... Thingy?" "Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!" "At last I'm organized", he sighed, and died. "Beam me aboard, Mr. Scott." "Oak or plywood, sir?" "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir??" "Beam me aboard, Scotty." "Sure. Will a 2x10 do?" "Better know nothing than half-know many things." "Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by Chuck F. "But the pusher don't care / If u live or u die" "C++" should have been called "D". "Call it a hunch." -- Quasimodo "Call waiting", great if you have two friends "CD-ROM == Bad Upload / Download Ratio's !" "Conclusion": the place where you got tired of thinking "Cover me, I'm going in..." "Dok-tor - oowoo oowoo" "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus" "Don't use our trashcan, it's only for apples!" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in wierdo" "DSZ ha slow - haaaaaah haaaaaah haaaaah!" "Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa" ...News at 11 "Easy to use" is easy to say "Eat Gaseous Worms" - Russian anarchist chant, 17MAR92 "Eat more fruit" said Tom, with aplomb. "Ended up in a cemetary of a thousand wasted days..." "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Facts are stupid things" - R. Reagan "Fascinating, Captain!" - Spock "First shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin" "Floggings will continue until morale improves!" "Florence of Arabia" -- feminist camelmanship "Frankly My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn" "French Fries are MURDER!!!!" - Mr. Potato Head "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "Gravity sucks!" - Issac Newton, rubbing his head. "Ground Beef" -- A Cow With No Legs! "gull.. gullet.. gully.... Hey! It's true!" "Hard DISK? Damn, I misread the advertisement." Old Maid "He's dead Jim." "Hello World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Here Bunny, Bunny, Bunny..." "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? "Hi, my Goldfish looks just like yours!" "How can you be so deaf with those huge ears?" "How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S. "Hump?, what hump?" "I am a doughnut." --John F. Kennedy "I assume" makes an ass out of u and me "I Don't THINK so" {BAP} - Homey the Clown "I hate quotations!" - Ralph Waldo Emerson "I hates that crazy varmint!!!" Y. Sam "I have no opinion on the Miss Ark contest." - B Clinton "I need a home run hitter" he said ruthlessly. "I said a BUD LIGHT." - J. d'Arc "I see", said the blind man to the deaf man on the phone. "I wish I'd stolen that tagline." "You will, you will!" "I write the songs that make the whole world...AARGH!" "I'd buy that for a dollar!" "I'd tax all foriegners living abroad." "I'll be Bach." - Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger "I'm Having A Ball Doing Nothing At All" "I'm Sick & Tired of being Sick & Tired!" "I'm the best there is at what I do..." "I'm the pro-business candidate" - Bill Clinton "I've said more than I know already." --Daniel Moynihan "If it works, don't mess with it" school graduate "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos "If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster..." "Impossible! That is not good French." N.B. "In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye..." "In the end, gravity wins.", Dolly Parton. "Is it too loud out there?" Jimi at Berkley "It's not IF you hard drive crashes but WHEN!" "Junior, quit playing with your floppy!" "La Quinta" is Spanish for "Next to Denny's" "LET ACCURACY TRIUMPH OVER VICTORY" "Let me be the judge of that!" - Clarence Thomas "Life has a great deal up its sleeve." "Life without LOVE is no life at all!" "Look at all the indians!" - G. Custer "Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies." "Luke... Luke... Use the MOUSE, Luke" - Obi Wan Gates "Macros will do that to you deary....." "Modem," said the gardener when he'd finished the lawn "Monopoly? No, we just don't want competition" --Intel "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "My other car is my feet" - Al Bundy "NO KILL I" - HORTA "No no, Nurse, I said remove his SPECTACLES!" "Not a problem."--Parker Lewis "Not tonight honey.. I have a modem." "Number One, buy me a pontiac!" "Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk" - Curly Howard "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection" "Ok, now for a quick backu&%#^1s" "One FAT Ferengi has just entered..." Worf "Oops." -- Richard Nixon "Paid off"? What does that mean? "Parser? Parsnip? -- What's the difference?" W. Erickson "Peace sells, but who's buying?" Megadeth "People fear *most* what they understand *least*" "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "put the cat out?" "I didn't know it was on fire!" "Question and die", sayeth the CZAR!!!! "Quick and Dirty Program" is only half right. "Quiet"...is an impossibility these days... "Quit staring at this ... and I mean NOW!" "Quoth the raven, 'Eat My Shorts'" - Bart S. "Radioactivity -- it's in the air for you and me" "Really honey....just 1 more message." "Round up the usual suspects!" "Said the fly, "Let us flee." Said the flea "Let us fly." "Severe Memory Limitations" "She's ready Jim; Lock and Load!" "She's so fat that when she sings, it's over." "Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives" "Socialism and Nazism is the same." - Adolf Hitler "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar" - Freud "Sometimes you just have to say 'What the heck'" "Spock, I thought you were dead!" "I rebooted, Captain." "Stamp out software hoarding"--Free Software Foundation "State Of The Art" is technospeak for "unproven". "Superfluity does not vitiate" "Taco Bell" is NOT the Mexican phone company! "Take me down to Paradise City" A. Rose "Take my Worf......please"-Data "Tell me, is this Heaven?" "No, it's Iowa." "The abstract means nothing to me!" Rorschach. "The Meek Don't Want It" "The more RAM you have, the better", M. Chambers "The more RAM you have, the better", MRim Tech Support. "The other only thing I changed was ..." "The pen really is mightier than the sword!" "There are no grudges on the Edge. Only obligations." "There's nothing like a good hard drive", X. Hollander "These are not kid gloves, Mr. Valiant" "This sentence no verb." - Douglas R. Hofstader "To err is human, to forgive....$5.00" "Too much of a good thing is wonderful." "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Trust me, I'm a consultant." "Ummm, Trouble with grammer have I! Yes! - Yoda "Wanna byte my bit?" "We're Going North Like Hell" "We're gonna find 'em, then we're gonna kill 'em." CJCS "What is your favorite color?" "Blue - no - yel" "What's 'e matter w' that thing?" - Scotty "Whata maroon!" --- Bugs Bunny "Where Am I?" "Where does he get all those marvelous toys?" - Bush "Where Johnston County comes to play!" "Where the Big Boys Play" -> Data Central BBS! "Where your treasure is, there your heart will be also." "Why does it hurt when I pee?" "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "Yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" - DRH "You can't close the door when the wall's caved in." "You shouldn't have anymore problems..." "You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around..." #1 INGREDIENT OF PICKLED BREAD: DILL-DOUGH!!!! #define flame_retardant I know you are, but what am I? $$$ not found -- A)bort, R)efinance, Declare bankruptcy $$$$$$$$ Money is the root of all wealth $$$$$$$$ $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE $1000 reward for finding this man: %TAGLINE% & <:======= -Snake stalking ampersand 'C' What? 'Cause It's A Mystery! 'Cause that's the way the computer crumbles. 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser 'Personal hygene is the key to success'- W. Nels 'R:BASE 3.1 is dramatically faster than 3.0' v7n6, pp3 'til you come back to me, that's what I'm gonna do... 'Tis the thrifty man who spends the most. '\o,*.:"/v* Tagline debris. (!@&*#%^!#%) Censored by GAWD Himself... ((((((((HYPNOTIC))))))))((((((TAGLINE)))))))) (((((This message in Stereo where available))))) (1) Ignore (2) Retry (3) Abort (4) MeltDown (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing! (A)bort (F)ail (T)oss computer across room (A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic (A)bort (R)etry (S)ue (A)bort (R)etry (W)hatever (A)bort, (I)gnore, (R)etry, (S)elfDestruct 30 SECONDS (A)bort, (R)epent, (I)gnorant? (A)bort, (R)etry, (B)arf up a lung. (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)on't even think of it! (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)o fix the coffee (A)bort, (R)etry, (F)ail, (G)rab_Hammer (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (K)ick system? (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (N)uke It! (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (O)h Poop..... (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)elf-Destruct (A)bort, (R)etry, (I)gnore, (S)orry I Asked! (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the friggin thing (A)bort, (R)etry, or (I)nfluence with a large hammer (Beeeep) Syntax Error! - My reality check just cleared. (Beeep) -ERROR- R:BASE.... My reality check just cleared (char *)lie = "brown"; (D)inner not ready: (A)bort (R)etry (P)izza (expletive deleted) -R. Nixon (hic) SLMR 2.0 (hiccup) SLMR 2.0 My computer is drunk (huskily) Oh, yes! Scan me NOW! ޺۳ݳݳ (Oh no, (I'm nesting (parentheses) again...) help!) (Takeoffs = Landings) ? -- Win () Lose () (This tagline deleted due to lack of interest) (W)indows,(I)cons,(M)ice,(P)ointers,(S)heesh! (U) What are you lookin' at?? * * * WELCOME HOME THE TROOPS * * * * *TAKE A KID CAMPING THIS SUMMER* * * A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME * At least Tipper Gore has a sense of humor. * Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.. * Bliss: Get paid, get laid, 8 hours of sleep. * Fax me no questions, and I'll Fax you no lies! * It's 2 AM. Do you know where your mind is? * Let's go RACING! _/0--'-0/=~~~ * Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer... * Who was the First of the Mohicans? * Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. * You've tried the rest.... now get the best! SPEED! ** ERROR ** Unable to insert witty tagline. *** primum non nocere *** *** TAGLINE BAN IN EFFECT IN THIS CONFERENCE *** **** Nothing Follows **** ************ eta testers are CRAZY! ************ **====> Real Programmers Practice Safe HEX <====** **FLASH** Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. *- I read it on the Continuum -* *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *REAL* men use EDLIN to create Windows apps... *Who WAS that masked mailer?* - A RAM is a terrible thing to waste. - BBSing: Files, folks and fun. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - FOR SYSOP USE ONLY - Do not write below this line. - How're you going to do it? Upgrade It! - Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. - Me know gammar. Me cood use it gud. - Q: 386+387? A: 486-8K - The Def. of Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in - This space for Rent - - this space intentionally left blank - - Thou shall not kill. - Most people deserve each other! - - Time is forever -- a diamond is only temporary - - Today is cancelled due to lack of interest! - -*-*-*-*-*-*-* Tribble Kabob. --- There's ALWAYS one more bug! --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- --- A naked man fears no pickpocket --- ---- Who do you call to exorcise software ?? ---- ------+--+ TAGLINE MEASURING TAPE +--+-------- ------------ Out of Order ------------- -------------------------------------------------------- ----------This Tagline is blank to save space----------- ------T----A-----G----L--- --T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- -=( Shareware...Give...Receive... )=- ->BOREALIS is where I'm at. ->CAPCON 08-10-92 ...Mon 20:48 -S-L+M-R-+T-A-G-L-I+N-E-+-M-E+A-S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E- . : - A snake stalking a person. . . . across a staid lion for immortal porpoises. .. Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines! ... "What?!? This isn't the Files section?!?" ... Ensign, Engage! ... Instructions?!!! Who needs instructions? ... light, with widely scattered dark tonight... ... So it is Written, So Let it be Done! ..."he's just a girly-man programmer".... ..., Mirror on the wall, I wish I was the Procomm of ALL .... Let's do the time warp again!!! ... ......................................................... ......<-Stealth Tagline ...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight. ...and all the children are above average ...and in between are the doors. ...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon. ...And never, never try to milk a bull! ...and that is how we know the Earth is banana-shaped ...and they lived happily ever after. ...and this is your brain with a side order of bacon. ...but have you tried PRUNES? ...but there aren't any CHEESEMAKERS there, nossiree... ...Click...click...click..damn, out of taglines! ...going where no clusters have gone before. ...I [] My Cat. Have you done yours??... ...just my 2 worth. ...laiceps er'uoy siht daer nac uoy fI ...no thanks, I'm already having one. ...Now where did I put that fire extinguisher? ...only a test. Had this been an actual tagline... ...rum runner's daughter and I love her still. ...square root,cube root,log of pi;let's go get'em RPI! ...whose food is night, winter, and death. ...Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores? ..my couch potato routine honed to perfection ..So many conferences, so little time..... ..This is you......This is you with a computer... $# ! .aixelsyd evah t'nod I ,aN .ASM programmers drive stick shifts .AST: NOT "those other three letters"!!!. .dnats t'nac I krow eht s'tI...boj ym evol I .IFF I said you had a beautiful graphic, would you... .snoitatimi roinuJ HJ paehc fo eraweB .srewsna hguone ton ,strepxe ynam ooT .suoinegni oot era slooF .foorploof si gnihtoN .teNyaleR evah I won ;efil a evah ot desu I .The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday. .wal-ni-rehtom dezama na si nam taerg yreve dniheB /* allez-vous? */ 001010010010101101010101000010010101011011010101 0x2B || !0x2B -Hamlet 1 + 2 = 3; Therefore, 4 + 5 = 6. 1 Megabyte is 1,048,576 bytes * NOT 1,000,000! 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 1/2 of the patients who go to an abortion clinic die. 101 ways to nuke your neighbor! 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's tag 1200 bps used to seem so fast 1534 1701 Hard Disk Failure 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it's the LAW. 1912 - U.S. Income tax enacted to tax wealthiest 5%. 1960 + (RND * 40) = THE Year of UNIX 1991 - The Year of the Palindrome 1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!! 1stReader. Anything else is greasy kid-stuff. 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2. 2 wrongs don't make a right - but 3 lefts do! 2 wrongs don't make right but 3 rights make left 2(C) or !2(C) 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 2+2=4 (for the time being). 2+2=5... It HAS to, the computer says so. 20 years experience.... or 1 year repeated? 21.3v xileT fo resu deifsitaS 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 2400 baud seemed SO fast back then. 3 dreaded words: hard disk failure 3 things occur when you age.. 1) memory goes 2) uh.. um.. 3 x 10^8 m/s. Not just a good idea, it's the law 30,000 Elvises can't be wrong 386 and HST 144x - The only way to fly! 386, EZR, John Hancock ....The only way to TAG 3Wizard in a strange WAN 43% of all statistics are worthless. 43.3% of statistics are meaningless! 4am? Already? Oh no, not again!! 4Dos, without it your PC is broken! 4Sale, braille dictionary like new, must see 2 appreciate 50 states, and I had to pick this one... 586,32mb40nsRAM,4GB2msHD,now windows will beat D 5" hard is better than 3" floppy. 6 x 9 = 42 base 13 640k = 4480k in dog bytes... 667 -- The Neighbor of the Beast 667 - Neighbor of the Beast 667: Satan's neighbor... 668 - Neighbor of the Beast 69, 714, 2112 : Sex, drugs, and Rock and Roll! 74% of all statistics are made up on the spot 8 of 10 Americans suffer from hemorrhoids. 2 enjoy them! 80 meg hard drive...5 megs free... 80% of American men cheat in America - the rest in Europ 89.6% of all statistics are wrong. 9 out of 10 men who smoke women prefer Camels. 9 out of 10 men who tried Camels prefer women. 9 out of 10 men who try camels prefer women. 90% of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at. 90% of politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation. 98% of all constipated people don't give a crap. 98% of all dead owls don't give a hoot! 98% of all statistics are useless. : Ahhhhhhhh, I forget what I was going to say : FORTH CREATE program that DOES> what is needed . ; :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ :-) I don't wanna, I don't wanna.....Aw zipit kid...(-: <- "TWIT" button. Push it and ZAMMO!! <-- Put complaints in this box. <-- Why the funny square? <----- The information went data way -----> <------------- Space for SALE! ------------> << Registration number coming soon! >> <<-- WARNING! Do NOT push this button! <<--- this box opens into another universe. <==Hey, dude, It's Registered! I'M legal. Are you? <>>>>>>>>>>>> SURF NAKED <<<<<<<<<<<<> to read the next message Exit Talk to me HAL !! nferior, ut arketable Is this thing on? ============ Who said that? ================ ==================Taggig linje================== >> If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? << >> In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. << >>> WARNING <<< - SAFE.SEX is a Trojan! >>>>>> Can I use my A.M. Radio after noon? <<<<<< >>>I feel much better since I gave up hope. >>THE PS/2!<< IT'S! hummm, uhhhh IBM COMPATIBLE! >DIODE; What happens to people who don't die young. >G< -------- a GRIN that got away..... ? Don't make me vomit! ?lamron eb yhw ?senilgat doog yna wonk enoynA ?tagline? A "PROGRAM" is used to turn data into error messages. A .45 beats a royal flush EVERY TIME A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory A BBSer's telephone bill knows no bounds... A bird in the bush can't mess in your hand! A bird in the bush is better than one just overhead. A bird in the bush....HURTS! A bird in the hand is a big mistake. A bird in the hand is better than one overhead! A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow you nose! A bottle of wine, boudin rouge, and her! A bug is a feature that didn't make it into the manual. A cat a day will keep the Salmon away!! A chicken is an egg's way of producing more eggs. A chimpanzee and two trainees could run her. * Scotty A classic is a book that is praised but not read A clean disk is the sign of a sick computer A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A clear conscience is merely the result of bad memory. A closed mouth gathers no feet. A closed mouth gathers no foot. A code in my node? I must be a programmer A computer a day..... A conclusion is where you got tired of thinking. A contradiction in terms: >>User Friendly<< A cult that places dogma above fact becomes a religion. A custom more honored in the breach than the observance. A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket. A cynic smells the flowers and looks for the casket. A cynic smells the flowers and then looks for the casket A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it? A day without sunshine is like night. A desk is a wastebasket with drawers. A dirty book is rarely dusty.... A dirty book is seldom dusty A Dirty Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, but a cat is a p A dog is a dog. Unless it's facing you, then it's Mr. Dog A drawing pin is an excited Smartie A fate worse than death: To be married alive. A feather is Erotic, A whole chicken is KINKY! A feature is a bug with seniority. A female Sysop is a Sysopette! A fool and his money are my best friends! A fool and his money are soon partying! A fool and his money are soon popular. A fool and his money is my kind of customer! A Friend in Need is a pain in the .....Loow Back A friend in need is a pain in the neck. A friend in need is a pest indeed. A Friend in Need is indeed a pain in the neck. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A GOOD friend KEEPS the surplus zucchini!! A good organizer is one who is careful to plan ahe A good pun is its own reword. A gun is like a parachute. When you need it you NEED it! A hangover is the wrath of grapes. A hangover the wrath of grapes A hard disk is a terrible thing to waste. A hollow voice says "PLUGH." A husband is a lover who has pushed his luck too far. A jerk. A real knee biter. A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday. A legend in his own mind A liberal's generosity is limited only by your income. A little a'disk & a little a'dat A little greed can get you lots of stuff A little inaccuracy saves a lot of explanation. A little LAN will do it! A little problem that confronts you. A little red button awaits to be pushed ! A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A Long Nose Is Forever. A lot was accomplished before youwere born. A lot was accomplished before youwere born. A man forgives only when he is in the wrong A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. A man serves best, when he serves himself. A man who steals his neighbor's wife is not alone A man's house is his hassle. A man, a plan, a canal... Panama! A mind is a terrible thing to taste A mind is a terrible thing to...err...Hmmm? A mind is a terrible thing to...uhhh...I forget... A mouse may be useful, but only for cat food. A naked man fears no pickpocket A nuclear war can ruin your whole day... A optimist invented an airplane; a pessimist a parachute. A Paradox May be Paradoctored. A Penny earned is a Penny owed (Probably to Uncle Sam) A penny earned is Cheap labor.. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy.. A penny saved is a Congressional error A penny saved is a penny earned. The rest is the IRS's. A Penny saved is a Penny earned. The rest is Uncle Sam's. A penny saved is a penny. A penny saved is not worth very much. A penny saved is ridiculous. A penny saved is worthless. A penny saved... is a Congressional oversight. A pill a day keeps the stork away. a point of view is a matter of perspective... A poor excuse is better than no excuse! A pretty .GIF is like a melody A product with 'ZERO DEFECTS' doesn't ship! A programmer's work is never done. A prune is a plum with experience... A Qmodem is a happy modem! A QWK a day means you're offline! A right delayed is a right denied. A rolling clone gathers no DOS. A rolling fat woman gathers no flour. A seminar on Time Travel will be held 2 weeks ago A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago A single fact can spoil a good argument. A single fact can spoil a good argument A Smith & Wesson beats four aces. A STOIC brings the baby; a CYNIC is where you wash it. A stumble may prevent a fall. A sysop's wife is a lonely one ... A tagline is a terrible thing to waste A technician will be on the line shortly................. A Tisket a Tasket, A Condom Or a Casket! A turkey roast is a foul ball... A united Germany means even less sunbeds A USRHST-world's most powerful modem-feeling lucky- punk? A virtuoso is a musician with real high morals A waist is a terrible thing to mind. A Warriors Drink -- Well that Explains a lot. A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. A wholesome mind is wasted potential. A wife is proof that a husband can take a joke. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn A wise man once said... I don't know. A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A wok is what you thwow at a wabbit. A Woman a day keeps the Wife away A worthless wise man always charms the rabble. A yer ago I kudnt spel progrmer now I are won. A*C, who said A*C? A-440 or Fight! A: I don't know and I don't care. AAAAA - American Association Against Acronym Abuse AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! aaaoooggghhh......aaoogghhh......DIVE! DIVE! Abandon all hope, ye who press  here Abandon all hope, ye who press enter here. Abandon all hope, ye who press [] here... Abandon hope, all ye who here! aBC AcADemY oF BiDiGItAl dActYloGrApHy ABCD GOLDFISH? LMNO GOLDFISH! Abort, Retry, Fail ? Abort, retry, forget it! ABORT: Drivel filter is compromised! About those sentence fragments. Above all things, reverence yourself Abstinence is a good thing if practiced in moderation Abstinence should be practiced with modulation Accidents cause people. Accidents happen! Wear your seat belt! Accordion: A bagpipe with pleats. Acetone = What you do in exercise class... Acid rain dissolves styrofoam. ACK and you shall receive. Act my age?? I've never BEEN my age before!! Actions speak louder than coaches. Actually, there IS a bananna in my pocket... Adult GIF files are meant for testing monitors!! Advice is a dangerous commodity. Advice is usually worth what it cost. Advice void, if I'm incorrect! AEKDB! Affirmative action rewards underachievement. After 46 decimal places nobody cares anyway... After all is said and done, more is said than done... After dinner, he said, "Your modem or mine?" After the frog jump contest at Tootsweet... After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Age & Trickery will always overcome Youth & Skil Age can be beautifull as long as it works!!!! Agent Provocateur Extraordinaire AGGHHhhh, 4 AM Already! Agreement: The basis of reality and culture. Ah come on, just this one last little feature Ah shucks it works - darn it! Ah, Come on Let's Let um Do It. Ah-ooooh, where was the thunder? Aha! another "undocumented feature"! Ahh - a desq with a view! Ai Mate, Capt'n J.P. Jones Here! aibohphobia n. -- The fear of palindromes. AIDS -- The Plague Denied by the ACLU the AMA and man! AIDS is a virus; George Bush is a punishment from God. Ain't nerd-life grand? Ain't Winter Grand? Ain't WP Macro's *FUN*...!!! Air bags...Inflation we can live with! Air conditioned enviroment - do NOT open Windows! Air controllers nightmare: A pack of F-117s landing. Air pollution is a mist demeanor. Air strikes are like sanctions with an attitude. Alamak!!! Albatross! Alert: Invalid Drive Specification ahead! Alex, I'll take "Things Only I Know" for $200. Algol is not just a star Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. Alimony: the fee a woman charges for name-dropping All animals are equal, some more than others. All computers wait at the same speed. All for one and one for ONE! All generalizations are false All Good Things Come In Numbers . . . All hope abandon, ye who enter messages here. All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy. All I want to know is: WHY ME? All in a days work for "Confuse-a-Cat" All in all it's just another brick in the wall... All in all, I'd rather be in Tumwater. All left-handed people, please raise your right hand! All men are born equal. The tough job is to outgrow it. All mimsy were the borogoves All other boards have no RIME or reason... All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity. ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S. All programmers want arrays. All Right! Drop your Carrier! We have you surrounded! All right, we'll call it a draw. All sysops are not user friendly! All the thoughts I'd be a-thinkin' if I only had a brain. All the world is indeed a stage... Shakespear All the world's a stage. Stop forgetting your part! All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? All you people generalize way too much. All's well that ends well - E. A. Poe All's well that ends. Almost any program runs faster on a 386/25. Alone at last! Alpha/Beta testing requires masochistic tendencies. Alright degenerates. I want this place empty NOW! ALT1.BBS: Fatal error at FYAH:DEAD, dropping...(click) Always a tag line! Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always forgive your enemies. They -HATE- that! Always question Authority; oft venal and rong Always ready to pervert pure science for a fast buck! Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. Always remember: look before you leap! Always strive for excellence is the best attitude around Alzheimers advantage: Hide own Easter eggs Alzheimers advantage: New friends every day Am I hallucinating or something?? Am I paranoid?...Or does this puter really hate me? Am I Wise, or otherwise? Am I wise, or otherwise? Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound America: log on or log off Amiga, the choice of the Politically InCorrect. Amityville - A good Place To Be From - Far From! An "expert" is anyone from out of town. An armed citizenry: Ultimate bulwark to tyranny! An Electrician gets into people's shorts! An electrician worries about current events An Elephant Is Just A Mouse Built To Gov't Specs! An Elephant: A mouse Built to Government Standards An Elephant: A mouse Built to US Government Standards. An expert is someone from out of town. An old vulcan proverb...Only Nixon could go to China. An open mind gathers no dust. An opinion is like an a**hole - everybody has one - An optimist is a guy without much experience An optimist is someone without much experience. An ounce of pretention's worth a pound of manure... an xplaination... Anarchists of the world-- UNITE!! Anarchists unite! Anarchy is against the law! And God said: E = mv - Ze/r ...and there *WAS* light! And he disappeared in a puff of logic. And how do you spell RELIEF, *Smith*&*Wesson* And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia and I'll show you the prints of Wales And if I come again I will receive you unto myself! And if Iraqs primary export was broccoli? And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes And now a word from our sponsor... And now for something completely different! And on the seventh day He took an aspirin. And remember kids, DON'T try this at home! And shun the frumious Bandersnatch And so it goes... And so with vorpal sword in hand and sometimes the bear eats you. And the men who hold high places... And thereby hangs a tale. And they said it couldn't be done. And this 2-record disco set, only from K-TEL! And this is what you do for fun. And what else floats.....? And you thought BATS were just for Baseball! AND, it frees my palm to do other things! and... and... Oh, nevermind.. Animal Testing = Animal Suffering.. Animals are little people in fur coats. Announcing the SHOGSORPOP! Send $15.95 to... Anomalous Transient Phenomenon: (N)uts, (D)arn, (R)ats Another bit of knowledge from the Hollywood Typographer Another brilliant mind ruined by JH. Another empty space Another fine mess you've gotten us into! Another font of knowledge from the Typographer Another one bites the dust... ANSI is a person who can't sit still. Answers: $1, Correct answers: $5, Dumb Looks: FREE Antenna coupling: insect foreplay Anti-Mickeys of the world: Unite Anti-theft tagline protection device in use! Antidisestablishmentarianism!! ANTIQUE STRIPPER TO DISPLAY WARES AT STORE Any body seen my tagline...? Any clod can have the facts - having opinions is an ART! Any Gallaudet students out there? Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any idea why they put this line here, of all places? Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Any Kappa Sigmas out there? Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE. Anyone could do it with manuals... Anyone got a good TAGLINE for me ? Anyone wanna buy some used Malathion? Anyone who remembers the 60's...wasn't there. Anything free is worth what you pay for it. Anything less than 2400 baud is hazardous to your sanity! Anything that can go wr ... # ^% Bus Error -- Core Dumped Anything that kills you makes you... Well, dead. Apathists of the world ..... ahh, forget it! Apathy Error: Don't bother striking any key. Apple Festival, Murphysboro's Very Own, Sept. 12-15th Apples? Apricots? This industry is full of Fruits! Application Support SysOp Ven-Tel Modems Appreciate me now - and avoid the rush. Arabs wear turbines on their heads ARC.angel says "zip.itup" Are CD's really the Pits? Are Cheerios really donut seeds? Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors? Are RAM chips better than COW chips? Hmmm, it depends... Are RAM chips better than EWE chips? Are the taglines too long, or is the tagline-space to sh Are thunder thighs produced by "eat" lighting? Are we having fun yet? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you ABSOLUTELY SURE about this *.*? Are you after MY pervert award or what?????? Are you cold or just happy to see me? Are you sure (N/N)? Are you SURE it's plugged in? Are you talking to me ()...? Are you talking to me? Aristotle was all wet! Arnolt devor thosoph teron dubonic bashovisky? Art is not a mirror. Art is a hammer. Artificial intelligence. Natural stupidity. Artificial Intelligence: The other guy's opinion. As confused as a termite in a yo-yo As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716 As I said before, I never repeat myself. As the Iron Curtain rusts... As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily. ASCII a stupid question get a stupid ANSI ASCII and it shall be given unto you. ASCII and ye shall receive. ASCII and ye shall receive. GRASP and you get it faster! ASCII and ye shall revieve ASCII no questions, I'll tell you no lies. ASCII stupid question, and you'll get a stupid ANSI. ASCII stupid questions, get stupid ANSI! ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS... Ashes to Ashe, Dust to Dust, use that THING or it'll RU Ask me about my vow of silence. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Ask others for help and be in debt forever! Asphault = Proctologist's malpractice insurance Aspirins give me a headache. Assassination: The most extreme form of censorship. Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups. At least egotists don't talk about other people AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGLINE AT&GETMAIL&UNPACKMAIL&READMAIL&LOADREPLY&STEALTAGLINE Atheism is a non-prophet organization! Atheist having an orgasm: "Oh, Random! Oh, Chance!" Atheist Problem #6: No one to talk to during sex Atheist problem #6: No one to yell to during sex. Atheistic dyslexics don't believe in dog Atilla the Pun ATS BBS - 714/681-6221 - M-F 6PM-6AM, SAT-SUN 24HR Attack software - from ANYwhere, by ANYone, ANYtime... Attention! This Is The POSYS, My Tags been Snaged ATULATIONS! You may already be a whiner! Aunt Em. Hate Kansas. Hate you. Took dog. Dorothy. Aunt Em:Hate you,hate Kansas.Took the dog..Dorothy Auntie Em: Hate you,hate Kansas, aking the dog.- Dorothy Aural Sex produces eargasms Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way." Author of "Zilch." Author of the PCRelay List door! Autistics commit senseless violence. Film at 11. Avatar terminal, the long distance co.'s nightmare Avenge the death of the working class! Avoid Computer virus - practice safe HEX! Avoid sarcastic remarks. Aw, gee, Wally . . . AYEYAY YAYAAAY I am the Tagline Bandito... B movies??? I think we all know you better than that. Baby not wanted: (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore BABY ON BOARD -just means five more points Baby on board! Baby Philosophy - If it stinks, change it. Bachelor: One who's footloose and fianc free Back to taxation without representation.. Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Backup is for whimps! Backup no encontrado ! : (R)eintento, (P)nico ? Backup not found: (a)bort (r)etire (p)eefirst Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (K)ill something Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)enuin (H)amster Backup not found: (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)anic? Bacteria acts more intelligent than human beings Bad Command! Bad, Bad Command! Sit! Staaaaay... Bad Credit? No Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. Bad is never good until worse happens Bad or missing sysop Bad Spellers of the world uniet. Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers! Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! Bagdad in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Baker, Swaggart...Only 3 To Go! Bakers make the best Doctors. Bald spot? No - solar panel for superior brain power! Bang! I'm dead! Bang, You're Dead! Banned on Big Blue Barnum was wrong ... it's more like every 30 sec. Baseball has been bery bery gooood to me. BASIC sux! BASIC: Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Identity Crisis? Bastards do have a redeemable feature: mortality. Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches! Batman IS Mr.Mom?!?! Batman, was around here somewhere baud bps BBS 'till you drop - carrier BBSers come in all Typists. BBSing ... time's blackhole. BBSing is a Maalox Moment. BCPL -> B -> C !!! No wonder C is so cryptic! Be a good consumer; ask, complain, choose! Be a Lert -- what the world needs is more Lerts! Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT! Be careful what you ask for...you might get it! Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. Be carefull out there Be different DON'T speak your mind! Be good to your ENVIRONMENT -- Purge your TREE Be good to your ENVIRONMENT, prune your TREE. Be part of the solution not part of the polution Be part of the solution--not part of the problem Be still my moving bo... er, beating heart. ;-) Be sure not to start a tagline you can't finis Be sure to practice safe hex... Use an Eraser Be tactful. Never alienate anyone on purpose. Be true to your teeth, or they'll be false to you! Be vewwy vewwy quiet...I'm hunting taglines... Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting tagwines Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting wabbits. Beam Me Up Scotty, ............*S-C-O-T-T-Y*!!! Beam me up Scotty. This isn't the men's room. Beam me up, Scotty! It ate my phaser! Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here Beam me up, there's no intelligent life here! Beam me up. Scotty, there's no...Erk-gh..Arg...Spklt-t... Beat it through the lines Beat me! Whip me! Make me return to 1200 baud!! Beat me! Whip me! Make me use Kermit. Beat me, Whip me, make me read my mail online. Beatings will continue until morale improves. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.... Beauty is skin deep, ugly goes to the bone. Because Pikinu barked so, THAT'S why. Become a programmer and never see the world! Been a long time since I rock an' rolled Been there, done that... BEEP! BLAM! **GAME OVER** Score:367 High:987359 Beep, Beep... nope, not felix the cat... Beer cans empty! Memory Full! Zzzzzzzzzz!!! Beer! It's not just for breakfast anymore..... Before backing up ... make a backup Before I couldn't spell engineer, now I are one! Before you act, thimk. Before you louse something up, THIMK! Before you see the light, you must die. Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. Behind every great man is an amazed mother-in-law! Behind every succesfull man is woman with nothing to wear Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwalt gersput! Being normal isn't one of my strengths. Being old sucks! Being paranoid doesn't mean they _aren't_ out to get you! Being rich isn't a sin. It's a %$#!@)^ miracle! Being young is...I don't remember anymore! Believe me... It's a hardware problem or a Virus Ben Franklin wasn't the ONLY one lightning got Best way to be useful - stay out of the way. Bet my floppy's bigger than yours. BETA CONNECTION BBS 219-293-6465 (D.S.) Beta Testers are crazy, Alpha Testers are totally insane Beta testers do it till it breaks. BETA TESTERS WHO LIE! On the next Geraldo... BETA testing is hazardous to your health. Beta version - too buggy to be released. Better dead than mellow. Better is the enemy of good enough Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. Beware of attacking SPEED HUMPS! Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS! Beware of low flying read/write heads. Beware of men who won't be bothered with details Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers Beware of quantum ducks. Quark, Quark. Beware of Roumulans bearing GIFs. Beware of what you ask of the Gods, for they may.... Beware the Cobolosaurus Rex! Beware the fury of a patient man. Dryden Beware the Jubjub bird Beware the psychopomp Big nostrils? Look at your finger size! Bigamist = Italian fog Bigamy: One wife too many. Monagamy: Same thing. Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same idea. Bigomy: one wife to many. Monogamy: same idea. Bikes Not Bombs Bill and Ted's excellent adventure happened in Florida Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code... Biochemists wear designer genes Biochemists Wear Designer GreenGenes. Birds of prey know they're cool. Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bit Decay!? Yo say ou hve B Day BIT: Past tense of BYTE. Bite here. Then turn and examine. Bits make bites, but nibbles turn me on! Bits, Bytes, Bauds ...Can't live With, or Without! Bire qui coule ne manque pas de mousse. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla Black Hole Golf Course -- A hole in one every time! Black Hole: Nature's divide by zero error. Black holes are outa sight! Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes are where God forgot to cancel the infinities Black Holes happened when God divided by Zero Black holes really SUCK! Black holes resulted when MS tried to beat a deadline! Black holes suck. Black Holes were created when God divided by zero! Black holes: XRW, CLOUT, R:TOOLS, R:MACROS, R:Documenter Black or white they can all hang equally.... Blackouts are NOT unscheduled midweek vacations... Blessed are the censors, for they shall inhibit the earth Blessed are the pessimists, for they hath made backups Blessed are the pessimists; they make backups! Blessed be the pessimist for he hath made backups. Blessings never come in pairs; misfortunes never alone. Blind faith is ignorance in drag. Blonde's prefer Hard Disks over floppy ones! Blood - the gift that counts! Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier Blow me a little kiss, will ya, huh? Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill. Blue... No, yelloooooooooooooow Bluff means never having to sway your story. Bo doesn't know me ! Bo Knows MegaMail! Bo knows Taglines! Bo knows your girlfriend. BOING! RIME--America's Funniest Home Computers BOING! Tag! You're It... BOING! There are too many people in the world. BOING! Dolly Parton-- silicone based life Bones, I hate your #@!*% human guts. Discussion? Book never written: "Dog training." by Wille Bite Bookies are rarely found inside the library. Borg Burgers: We do it our way. Yours is IRRELEVANT!! Borg Burgers: Have'em our way, yours is irrelevant. BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Borland schmorland Born Free, Taxed to Death !! Born in 1945. The replacement for WW II. Boy, Deluxe sure is QWK. Boy, that's bad!! Boycott copy protected games. Boys. Oh, boys. Lookie what I found ... Brain cell currently disengaged ... Brain in gear before mouth in motion. Brandy-and-water spoils two good things BREAKFAST.COM Halted. Cereal Port Not Responding.. Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore... Breast fed: A female FBI agent. Breast size times I.Q. is constant. Breed and Consume Briefniks of the world, Unite! Bring back DICK..At least we KNEW he was crooked! Bring back the dobro to rock n roll! Britannia waives the rules. Broken Hearts repaired while you Sleep! Brooklyn -- the Fertile Crescent of Civilization Brought to you by the Mother of all Messages BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement. BTW, FWIW, IMHO, yes. OTOH, AAMOF, maybe not. BTW: Between The Words Bud said,`Let there be lite' and there was Lite. Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bugs Bunny is a Hare Brain. Bugs Bunny works for the KGB. bugs in the teeth Bugs, like coat hangers, breed if unobserved. Bugs, What BBBuuugggsss? Bulletin Broads Baud Better! Bungee Diving - Living it up when you're going down! Burma Shave. Burnin' down the house... But God TOLD me to use a GOTO. But honey, we can afford it, I sold your car But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! But I DID read the manual... But I don't HAVE a life. I'm a SysOp! But I thought YOU did the backups... But really, it was EXACTLY the same as before... But what if I'm a figment of MY imagination? But which one is the fatherboard? But, boss, this IS part of my job! But, officer, I was only going ONE way! Butterfliers are free Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster Buy a Mac. It can do SOMETHING right. Buy in haste, repair at leisure By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts. by George I think she's got it! By reading this, you're either a lawyer or a nut BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME -- BYTE ME C code. C code run. Run code, run...Please!! C code. C code run. Run code, run. C code. C code run. PLEASE, code, run? C Error #003: You're joking... right? C Error #007: Irrational concept! C Error #008: It'll never work, really! C Error #009: FATAL! Portable code found C Error #011: First C Program, huh? C Error #012: printf("Hello world\n"); C Error #013: That's Mr. C to you bub! C Error #022: Missing period eh? Core dump... C Error #026: Sorry, gone fishing... C Error #029: Well! I'm impressed C Error #030: tisk, tisk, tisk C Error #031: May I suggest delivering pizza? C Error #034: !!! RAID !!! C is for Bangers. C Jack code. C code run. C Jack debug. C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit. C programmers do it in libraries C Programmers do it with models! C Programmers do it with the LARGE model! C'ing More and More Each Day!!! C'mon, Punk...Reductio my Absurdum C++ classes - call for times and dates! C++ programmers do it with class. C++ programmers earns money by inheritence. C-ing is believing C:\> SWEEP ECHO Y|DEL *.* < C:\BELFRY is where I keep my .BAT files ^^^oo^^^ C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN RUN\RUN\RUN CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. CA Raisins murdered! Cereal Killer? Film at 11. CA, the Granola State - What ain't fruits is nutz. Caesarean Section - a district in Rome. Caffeine makes the world go round. California has its faults. California Raisins Murdered. Cereal Killer suspected. California Saga... Call The Bates Motel BBS: 1-800-BIG-NIFE Call the Liberal Hot Line - 1-976-WEL-FARE ($10 per min) Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ Call your Father today: I wish I still COULD! Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard... Calm down. It's only ones and zeros. Calvin and Hobbes for President!!! Camera bugs always know where to light! Camptown Races, 6837.6 Meters Long. Do Dah! Can anybody think of a good tagline I can steal? Can elephants fly? Can I blame my spelling on Line Noise? Can I Use My A.M. Radio After Noon? Can I yell "movie" in a crowded firehouse? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can you do the Picard Maneuver in a Grand Am? Can you fill us in more on this, Lt. Data? Can you find the mispelled word in hear? Can YOU fly? Can you teach new dogs old tricks? Can you tell I need more tag lines? Can your world cave in on you? Can't do it yourself eh? Can't get no satisfaction from the facts? Can't have evrything. Where would you put it? Can't live with her, without her, or SHOOT her! Can't wait for MS-DOS 5.01! Can't wait for them 100Gb, 10ns drives! Can't Win, Can't Break Even, Can't Quit Canada -- C eh? N eh? D eh? Cancer cures smoking. Cannibals ARE what they eat! Capitalism. I love it! Careful! Don't step in that... Oh, never mind Carpe Diem Carpe Noctum.......Seize the night!! Carpenters are just plane folks Castration takes balls. Castration?!? Oh my god! I thought he said circumcision! Catch a wave! Catch the wave........... Cats are easier to train than kids! CATS ARE IT! Cats crawl under gates, software under Windows. Cats Have 9 Lives, Do Radioactive Cats Have 18 Half-lives Cats like mice. Windows like mice. I don't. Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. Cats, proof that eating and sleeping isn't all bad Caution! Sensitive SYSOP - DO NOT offend !!!! :-> Caution: Blown Brain At Work! CAUTION: Dangerous and off Medication... Caution: Contents under pressure! CAUTION: Genius at... Uh, I forgot!!! CAUTION: INCORRIGABLE PUNSTER! DON'T INCORRIGE CAUTION: Off Medication and Dangerous Caution: PET XING Caution: SysOp under pressure! Caution:High Pressure!!! Contents are PKZIPED!! CAUTION:I brake for Bauds (If I see 'em) CCITT=Confused Corporations In Thrall to Terror CD C:\IRAQ ... DEL HUSSEIN.SDM ... CD-WOM, Wead onwy memowy. Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic. Celibacy is not hereditary. Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar. Certified to serve! CGA is the pallete from hell Changing gears, here. Channel 1 * Personal Communications ChattaCon!!!A lot of fun...if it doesn't kill you first! Check the dilithium crystals, we got us a cross-echo! Cheer up - things will get worse. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Cheese Une Crackers! This TagLine is Crummy Chemists do it on the bench! Chemists don't die, they just stop reacting! Chemists have nice reactions. Chemists never die -- they just stop reacting. Chemists never die they just stop reacting. Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. Chicken Little only has to be right once. Chickens are how eggs make more eggs. Childhood isn't an age, it's a state of mind Children Learn What They Live! Chipmunks roasting on an open fire... Choice? Sure! Let the baby decide! Chooka chooka hoo la ley - Looka looka koo la ley... Choosy Computers Choose .GIF! Choosy Hackers Choose .GIF! Chopped Cabbage; not just a good idea, its the SLAW! Christina Applegate Fan Club -- Go Kelly Bundy! Cindarella's Godmother was a fairy. Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Cixelsid s'lleh eht tahw? Class I like : public Sex { \ Clear as mud Cleopatra: How did these f***ing snakes get on my tits! Click...click...click. Damn! Out of taglines! Click..Click..Click..darn, out of taglines! Close the door and the light stays on! Close your eyes and press escape three times. Closed eyes are not always sleeping. Clumsiness is picking up. No it's dropping. Coalition Forces: fighting for YOUR right to dissent! COBOL - Compile Only Because Of Luck COBOL can be cured with early detection! COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods. COBOL programmers wanted. (quick lighting pref.) COBOL.....(C)ompiles (O)nly (B)ecause (O)f (L)uck Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on. code code code code eat code code code sleep code code... Coffee doesnt cause cancer --------Water does!!! cogito ergo . . . get into a lot of arguments Cogito ergo spud: I think therefore I yam. Cogito ergo sum presupposes "I"-ness Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. Collapse Schrdinger's Wave Function! College don't make fools; they only develop them College Students Do It With Class Color Country BBS (801) 628-3614 Apoge Site #568 Color Country BBS (801) 628-6314 Apogee Site #568! Color me inquisitive... Com'on folks, get a life! It's all just 1s & 0s! Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included. Coming soon - "Black Men Can't Play Hockey" Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!! Coming Soon. Mouse Support for Turbo Edlin! Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo Coming soon: Netware for the Nintendo! Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" Coming to this tagline soon, a NEW HAM call sign Commercial radio, commercial radio, commercial r Committee To Reelect John Sununu Mobile HQ. Committee--a group which keeps minutes and waste hours. Committees keep minutes and lose hours. Common malady: Diarrhea of mouth + constipation of brain Common sense is the uncommonest sense of all... Common Sense Isn't So Common Common_malady = Diarrhea_of_mouth + constipation_of_brai Communication: The Universal Solvent. Communism is like one big phone company. Competition makes great programs! compiled, first screen came up, ship it!!! Compiling...Linking...Dialing Copyright Lawyer... Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Complaints? Write them here legibly [] <- Compliment three people every day. Compliments of the Itty Bitty Machine Company. CompuCrumb SPUDModem Detected; System hanging up now... CompuServe GAMEPUB forum Ass't Sysop Computer (com-pyoo-ter) n.-Incredibly fast idiot! Computer Corner BBS Decatur, Il. (217)422-2585 Computer freaks & modem romance - on Oprah! Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space. Computer Marketing & Consults--Stay Clear!! Computer not found! Please notify tagline! Computer operators KNOW how to operate! Computer protected by a PIT BULL with AIDS! Computer users take more strokes. Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun. Computer:? Ah we hafta use the keyboard: How quaint Computers All Wait at the Same Speed! Computers are gre.............. Computers are my job, Handguns are my hobby. Computers are Saving Man??? Does not Compute Computers are useless, they only give answers. Computers just make me seem smarter! Computers operators do it from memory. Computers: the financial black hole of the 90's Computing's patron Saint - St. Francis of Ansi C. Computious Say Ain't Life A Byte. CON is the opposite of PRO - i.e. Congress and Progress Condolences to all who condemn yet condone condoms Condominiums are not effective birth control. Condoning sloppy spelling is guache. ConEd - made in the U.S.A Conference Host Conference Host, Running & Being Confession is good 4 the soul, but bad 4 the reputation. Confront reality -- Not drugs. Confucious say too damn much! Confuse people - quote from the wrong Confused? Consult your OOP Guide. Confussion will be my epitaph CONNECT 110?!? Help! I'm in s l o w m o t i o n !! CONNECT 9600/REL Conservative: One who admires radicals long dead. CONSERVE A HUNTER; HARVEST ONE TODAY! Consistency: The last refuge of the unimaginative Constant tinkering buggers things up Constants aren't; variables don't. Constants aren'tvariables don't. Contraceptives should be used on every possible occasion. Control-ALT-Delete thyself Cool Dude! Core error -- bus dumped. Correct in Thought, Statement, or Action....TRUE!! Correct me if I'm wrong, everybody else does. Cosmic Soda-pop Coup de grace -- French for lawnmower? Cover your stump before you hump! Covet not your neighbor's ass; the IRS has a lien on it. Cowa Bunga, Dude.... Cowabunga I'll take the Marshmallow pizza Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Creativity is a Spark of Life! Creativity is the recombination of the elements of life. Credit card owner -- Member of the debt set Creditors have much better memories than debitors Creditors have much better memories than debtors. Crime does not pay -nearly- as well as politics... Crime does not pay... as well as politics. Crime frequently starts in the Mayors Office... Crime wouldn't pay if it was operated by the government! Crime, Sex, Alcohol, Drugs... God, I love Congress. Criminal Lawyer, not an oxymoron. Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant? Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot. Critical error: (S)hout, (S)mash, (B)uy a mac. Criticism is prejudice made plausible. Crock pot in microwave = Cook in normal amount of time? CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT Crown Prince of the Crown Royal Cruising at Warp 3 CRUISING: 19200bps modem and 0.5bps fingers! Crusoe got everything done by Friday. Can you? Cry havoc! Let slip the dogs of war! Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Cthulhu Calls -- using MCI Cthulhu saves--in case he's hungry later. Cthulu Saves... in case he's hungry later! Cunnilingus is a real tongue twister! Cure for baldness: Put on your hat! Curses! Hayes-ed again!! Cursillo - the Experience of a Lifetime Custer was fitted for an Arrow shirt Cut my pizza in six slices, please; I can't eat eight. Cute and definitely hugable....right! Cyberdyne S/W BBS 310 370-5832 / 370-3452 Cyberdyne SW BBS (310) 370-5832 / 4 Lines HST & V32 / 3 G CYCLIC REDUNDANCY CHECK; Taking Inventory at a Bike shop D&D Anyone? D.A.M.N.: Naked Mothers Against Dyslexia Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dahmer: "I just bought a new refrigerator...seats 6!" Dain bramaged. Dame if you will, and dame if you don't. Damit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline writer!! Dammit Jim! I'm a doctor, not a tagline! Dammit no! Don't pick on the pho^$ L%#! Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor not a Software Pirate Dammit, where'd I leave that tagline? Damn door .CFG files. And I thought SysOping was a hobby Damn the documentation, full speed ahead! Damn this hobby is expensive! Damn, it's hard being different in a room of eccentrics. Dan Quayle ... just a heartbeat away! Dan Quayle for Starship Yamato Engineer Dan Quayle or Al Gore? Is this REALLY a hard choice? Dan Quayle: the EDLIN of vice-presidents. Dan Rather is a First Class Jerk! Dancing with Wolves, Sleeping with beavers DANGER! Computer store ahead...hide wallet DANGER! DANGER! Computer Book Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. DANGER! DANGER! Computer Store Ahead, Hide Wallet. Danger! Human at keyboard! Danger!Danger!Computer store ahead...Hide wallet DANGER: Computer store ahead...Hide wallet! Dangerous Exercise: Jumping to Conclusions Darn my hn i s ns Darn, I'm at the end of my tagline list! Darn, my CPU is always craming my CMOS with RAMs Darth Vader Lives; he recently told me so! Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..." Data, you ARE fully functional, aren't you? Databases corrupt; R:BASE databases corrupt absolutly! Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. day++; dollar++; day++; dollar--; Day-o...Day-ay-ay-o, Daylight come and me want go home. DBasers do it in fields. Deadlines amuse me. Dear Abby: What diet is best for my FAT file? Dear FAT, don't eat so many BYTES Death cures cancer. Death don't have no mercy in this land! Death is just God's way of dropping Carrier Detect. Death is just Gpod's way of dropping Carrier Detect. Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to play GEEK Death is nature's way of saying it's to late to slow down Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down... Death means never having to say you're sorry... Death, be not proud... John Donne Deathtongue Live: Billy and the Boingers Debate Conf's=Mud Wrestling for the Pedantic Debate, rebate, probate - what's the diff?? Decadent Capitalist and proud of it! Decisions terminate panic Dedicated to your culinary delight Defenders only...prosecutors will be violated. Defind FORD Backwards: Driver Returns On Foot!!! DEFINE: De ting you get for breaking de law. DEMOCRACY:3 wolves and a sheep voting on what's for lunch Democrats cut red tape....LENGTHWISE Denok batera - PRESOAK KALERA!!! Dentist : he lives from hand to mouth. Department meeting in 3 minutes Desperate diseases require desperate remedies Despite of the cost of living, it remains popular. Despite the cost of living, it remains popular! Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. DESQview - No hourglass required! DESQview does Windoze. Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation Desqview!?! I can't even see the floor!! DesqView's Upgrade Policy is good.... NOT! DESQview: Windex for Windows DESQview: The Faster Multitasker Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Dial 911, make a cop come. Did I just step on someones toes again?? Did I make myself clear? Good, tell me what I said Did Qmodem originate in the Q continium? Did they get you to trade your heros for ghosts? Did you check the...? No, I didn't think so. Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Did you expect mere proof to sway my opinion? Did you know that rats can't vomit? Did you know that SATAN is an anagram for SANTA? Did you really understand that message Did you receive a proper socialist education? Did your dog *really* eat your homework? Didn't I see your picture on a milk carton? Didn't pay my exorcism bill, got repossesed Die Entropie des Welts strebt einem Maximum zu. Diet program removed from FAT Table. Difference between a hero and a coward is one step sidewa Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Difference between men & boys is the price of their toys Digital communications, it makes my digit hurt. Digital Lawrence Welk: A One ann-a Zero..... Dilithium crystals? I thought you said Folger's crystals! Dime: a dollar with all the taxes taken out. DIN DIP: a European jerk. Dinner Not Ready...(A)bort (R)etry (P)izza Diogenes is still searching. Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock. Diplomacy: Saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock Direct from the Ministry of Silly Walks Direct from the Ministry of Willie Wanka Directions for PAC-MAN: Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap... Dis Tag Stole From Da Gotfather's on Stash Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Disease can be cured, fate is incurable. Disk Crash:Abort,Retry,Kill innocent bystandards Disk Error - Press ANY Boot To ReLace Disk Error on C: - (A)bort, (R)etry, (D)estruct Diskette Organizer?... What's that? Disney girls and fantasy world... DisneyLand: A people trap operated by a mouse. DISREGARD LAST MESSAGE DIVORCE =system("echo y| erase \wife\*.*" ); Divorce is not an effective deterrent to marriage. DIVORCE=system("echo y | erase \husband\*.*" ); Do *you* know what Otto Titzling invented? Do agnostics engage in idol speculation? Do artificial plants need artificial water? Do camels make good pets? Do files get embarassed being unZIPped ? Do HD's sneeze when they catch a virus? Do I hit [Enter] now? Do I know how to copy disks? Where's the Xerox machine Do I pee when the sign says "WET FLOOR"? Do it tomorrow. You've made enough mistakes for one day. Do it with style Do Me Wrong or Do Me Right ... Just Do Me! Do molecular biologists wear designer genes? DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND - the fault is with reality. Do not attack his elite troops - Sun Tsu Do Not Attempt to Traverse a Chasm in Two Leaps. Do not believe in miracles rely on them. Do not believe in miracles, rely on them. Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball! Do not pay any attention to this. Do not read beyond this line. Do Not Remove This Tag (Under Penalty of Law) Do not remove this tag! Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law. Do not remove under penalty of law. DO NOT soak me up with honey please! Do not try to traverse a chasm in two leaps. Do physicists get hadrons? Do Quarter Horses have only one leg???? Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do Do Wizards use spell checkers ? Do you C my point? Do you daydream about your inability to fantasize? Do you know how to keep a BBSer in suspense? Do you know who used your SSAN to check on you today? Do you like me for may Brains or my Baud? Do you love me for my brain or my baud? Do you steal taglines too? Do you think binary? 0 or 1? Do you use MCI? So do I. List me as a friend... Do you want graphics? NO, and quit asking me! do {nothing} while (HearFromMe==0) Doc files-We dont need no stinkin'.doc files Doc King. USN. Semper Fi! Docs....I don't need no stinkin' docs! Docs? Docs!? I don't need no stinking docs! Docs? What docs? I don't remember seeing any docs! DOCS??? You mean I *actually* have to RTFM? S#1T! Documentation is for people who can't read. Dodging questions is a favorite tatic of hypocrites. Does "Bad FAT" mean disk has high cholesterol? Does "Thou Shalt Not Steal" apply to taglines? Does any of this make any sense? Does anybody actually read Taglines Does electrons flow? or walk? Does FAKE fur come from stuffed animal toys? Does fuzzy logic tickle? Does it really matter if he said he is Batman Does killing time harm eternity? Does Pi make sense to you? Does Quasimoto ring a bell? Does that help at all? Does the Enterprise have Fahrvergnugen? Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell? Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned ? Doesn't Ted Koppel look like Alfred E. Neuman? Dog food is best served from a height of 3 feet. Dogmatism: Puppyism come to its full growth. Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Doin' the TAGLINE STRIP ! Doing it the hard way is always easier. Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass. Don't "push." "Re-engineer" it instead. :-) Don't answer the phone, even if it's me calling! Don't ask me, I just work here. Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't ask why, just do it. Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain. Don't be a snob. Never lie when truth is more profitable. Don't believe anything you read, especially tags Don't believe everything you say. Don't blame me! I just test the thing! Don't blame me... I didn't do it! Don't blame me..it's San Andreas fault. Don't bother striking any key. Don't care, don't have to, we're the Phone Co.! Don't cloud the issue with logic. Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers! Don't drink and park, accidents cause people Don't drink and write taglines Don't even think of putting a tagline here. Don't even TRY to THINK without proper tools. Don't ever watch hot dogs or sausage being made. Don't force it, use a bigger hammer Don't get hooked on drugs, get hooked on fishing. Don't get MAD! Get even! (with a SIDEWINDER) Don't Get Mad, Get Even! Don't happy, be worry! Don't hate me, I'm just a tagline. Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't judge a book by its movie Don't just sit there. Do something. Don't laugh...we know your node number! Don't let me get too deep. Don't let the Perfect be the enemy of the GOOD. Don't let the sun catch you crying. Don't let your karma run over your dogma. Don't look at me! I'm A Generic Tagline don't look back, you can never look back... Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. Don't look Ethyl... It was too late. Don't make 'em like they used to, thank God Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Don't mess with those who buy ink by the barrel! Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. Don't mind me; I'm the designated drunk. Don't need future shock--present shock is enuff. Don't not format C:? (Y/N) Don't open the darkroom door; it lets all the dark out. Don't play "stupid" with me...I'm better at it! Don't question authority, it doesn't know either. DON'T read the manual! Just WING that sucker! DON'T READ THIS!!! Don't recall us...we'll recall you.... Don't share your telephone line with a woman! Don't speak now, and forever hold your peace. Don't steal, the government doesn't like the competition Don't steal.....Politicians hate competition. Don't steal; the government hates the competition. Don't Support Shareware, just their Authors! Don't take life seriously - won't get out alive! Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent. Don't take life seriously; You won't get out alive anywa Don't tell me what kind of day to have. DON'T throw away your 2 words. I collect them! Don't touch that keyboard. We'll be right back. Don't Touch That Phone...I'm On The Mode+^%$#(*@ Don't touch that power ba... Don't touch this tagline-- you don't know where it's been Don't trust a presidential candidate over 35 Don't trust an anti-abortion activist with a Pe*** Don't trust an Info-Babe... Don't try to confuse me with the facts! Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't use commas, which, aren't necessary. Don't use time or words carelessly. Don't worry the next message will be better! Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a damn? Don't worry, be happ...aw, who gives a darn. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td!&%#~% Don't worry, I'm gong t bckup td! Don't worry, send money! Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you hate boring taglines? Don't you just LOVE these little machines?? Dope Ring: A Bunch of Blondes in a Circle. Dos Error #012 - Human error, Human error... DOS Error - Can't drive to that write. DOS gets in your eyes! DOS is just an Icon in Windows 3.1. DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename".... DOS to DOS, disk to disk, file to file. DOS: Tells a computer what to do with itself! DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your drive space! Delete Windows! Down with TLAs! (three letter acronyms) Dr. Crusher can cure cancer, but not baldness Dramatize: What well dressed RAM chips wear. Draw your salary before spending it. DREAM: If it's worth doing, it's worth doing DREAM: Just testing my brain!! zzzzzzzzzz Dreams are true while they last. Drinking and *.* don't mix... Drive A: format failed; formatting C: instead Drive A: not responding.. .Formating C: instead Drive A: not responding...Formatting C: instead Drive C: Error, (A)bort (R)etry (I)gnore (K)ick (S)cream Drive Offensively! Drive slower than your guardian angel can fly. Drop me a line...anytime! Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded! DSZ DOCUMENTATION Is An Oxymoron DSZ port 13 speed 300 ha ha he he rz -ZZZZzzzzzz... DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -mr DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZZZ Ducking Quickly behind MarkMail Door... Ducks fly north when the weather is left. Duct tape is like The Force-it holds the universe togethe Duh! Which way did he go, George? Dumb luck beats sound planning every time Dumb luck beats sound planning every time. Trust me. Dumb questions are better than smart mistakes! Duplicate or blank Taglines 0 Durians - The King of Fruits Durians, real fruits for real people. dy(3x^4 + 2x-5)/dx = 12x^3 + 2 Dyslexia rules KO. Dyslexics are persona au gratin. Dyslexics have more fnu Dyslexics of the world: Untie! Dyslexics untie! E = mc 2 dB Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles Soar!, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Early one June morning in 1872 I murdered my father -- Early to bed, early to rise makes people suspicious. Earth is 98% full... Please delete anyone you can. Earth: Its only ours to borrow! EARTH: (Original Guide entry) Mostly hamless. Earthquakes are Earth's way of saying, WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!! Easy as 3.14159265358979323846... Easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841791693993. Easy Does It. But Do It Eat Healthy, Exercise, and Die Anyway ... Eat it, dear ... pretend it's mud. Eat more Possum! Eat My Shorts Eat Some Fire, Scarecrow! Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy. Eat yogurt and get cultured Eating yogurt will give you culture. Ecce homo, ergo elk. Editing is a rewording activity. EDLIN......the Dan Quayle of editors! Effective Gun Control: Keep muzzle pointed at target. Efficency == (Speed * Size * $) Cubed Efficiency takes time! Frugality: who can afford it? Egghead: What Ms Dumpty gave Humpty! ejected Pitbull meals #3: Cooper fans El amor es un camino que de repente aparece Electrical Engineers do it with faster rise time Electrician -- Person who wires for money Electricians are live wires! Electronic Techs do it till it Hz Elephant - Mouse built to Government Specifications. Elephant: A Mouse built to Goverment specifications. Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs! Elephant: salamander designed to Mil-Spec Elevator men do it on all floors ELVIS HAD MY U.F.O. BABY! Elvis has LEFT the building! Elvis is ALIVE in the Hearts of Millions!! Elvis lives! (they buried him alive). Emily, I dreamed I ran an inn in Vermont... emit elttil os ,segassem ynam oS Emotion vs logic? Emotion always wins. Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt enilgaT oediV esreveR ENOUGH! Grab that ammo can, we're climbing up the tower. Enquiring minds couldn't care less! Ensign Pillsbury.. He's bread, Jim! Enter any 12-digit prime number to continue. Entertain: To elevate from boredom to disgust. Epe, Foil, or Sabre? Epoch: the sound made by a hen Eric Estrata for President!!! ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard ERROR #00: CPU TOO *TIRED* TO CONTINUE Error #1511: Brain Offline ERROR #208: Operator out of memory! ERROR #326 = TAGLINES nearing empty. STEAL MORE... Error - Operator out of memory! Error - [A]bort, [R]etry, [F]ake like it's working... ERROR 1701 - Your hard drive croaked!! Error 216: Tagline out of paper. Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it Error finding . Sysop not loaded! Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Self Destruct Initiated! Error finding REALITY.SYS - Universe halted. ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER Error opening COLDBEER.CAN Glass not ready. Error reading FAT table...Try Skinny one? (Y/N) Error Reading Reality.Sys ... Universe Halted ERROR: CPU not found Es Ist Ein Deutsches Auto? Nein, Acura. Ah, Acura! Eschew and avoid redundant obfuscation. Eschew Obfuscation . . . Escort GT - An oxymoron Espresso: ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system ETAOIN SHRDLU CMFGYP WBVKXJ QZ 1234567890 Eternity only goes in two directions.... Ethernet: A device for catching the Ether Bunny. Ettore's law: the other line always moves faster Evangelists do more than lay people Even a small star shines brightly in the dark Even my mouse has big balls Even Programers need a "bit" of love Even small candles are brighter in the dark. Even small mouths can gather BIG feet! Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion. Even the dullest candle burns brighter in the dark. Even this shall pass away... Ever eat your words? Some parts are edible. Ever fly one of these before? Nope. Me neither! Ever get the feeling someone is watching you? Ever lob a live grenade into a basket of kittens? Ever notice that Legos aren't biodegradable ? Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Ever wanted to download pizza? Ever wonder if Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes? Ever wonder what oop Fortrash would look like? Everready Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Everthing looks worse in black and white. Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Every day is starting to look like Monday ... Every DESQ with a view! Every horse thinks his pack is heaviest Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours..... Every one is gifted. Some open the package sooner. Every Silver Lining Has a Cloud. Every sperm is Sacred! Every thread needs a needle Everybody lies about bad sex!! Robert A. Hienlein Everybody's got to be someplace. Everyone has a scheme that won't work. Everyone hates a smart-ass. Everyone is entitled to my opinion, just ask me... Everyone is entitled to my opinion. Everyone is entitled to my opinion... FREE! Everyone is entitled to my own opinion Everyone is GIFTED-Some open the pkg sooner. Everyone is of some use, if only to set a bad example! Everyone makes mistakes, if not we'd be single! Everyone Out for Volleyball in 10 Minutes! Everyone's watching YOU now... EVERYTHING I've ever said is a lie. Figure that out! Everything in excess! Moderation is for monks. Everything is just a thing Everything is just chemistry! Everything is relative, including this Everything starts as somebody's daydream. Everything usually goes wrong at once! Everything You Know Is Wrong Everywhere is an LD call from here. Everywhere is walking distance if you have time. Exactly what is Special sauce on Big Mac's? Excellent day to have a rotten day. Excellent time to become a missing person. EXCESS is the key to enjoying life! Excuse me for butting in, I'm interrupt-driven. Excuse me if I sound bitter....I taste that way too Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? Excuse me, do you know the way to Kansas City? Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower. Excuse me, is that your face or did your neck throw up? EXECdb, Maximum Overkill in EXEC-PC File List Management Exit, pursued by a bear. Experience is finding mistakes you make again Experience is what you get after you need it. Exploding Piglet Falls Out Stupid Window...GIF 11 Exploding piglets!!! My god, it's raining bacon! Explosive when wet Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice! Exxon Valdez, Haven, cual ser el prximo? Eye of gnat, tail of cat, where's that dam bug at? EZ come ... EZ go SLMR come... He stay! EZ, I'd rather fight than switch! ez-reader on day off...the joys of June EZ-Reader, eat your heart out! F U CN RD THS U CNT SPL WRTH A DM! F:\> Error finding COLDBEER.CAN Sysop not loaded! Faber: Knowledge is good! Fac meam diem. -- Clintus Estvoodicus Fact - red lights always last longer than green ones. Fact. Stranger than any science fiction. Fact: fourteen out of every ten people like chocolate. FACT: There are more horse's asses than there are horses Fact: There are n+1 zucchinis in the universe. Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Failed as a proof-reader for M & M's Failure is never FATAL and SUCCESS is never FINAL. Fakir - Mann som kan beg selvmord og overleve Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash. False appearance of fine speech Familiarity breeds contempt- and children. Famous last words: "Don't worry, I can handle it". Famous last words: "What's this button do?" Farfignewton Farfignewton.. the cookie of the stars.. Farfignewton: n., from German, "ergonomic cookie" Fashions are induced epidemics... Faster than a speeding Spermatozoon!! Fatal Database Error #10070: late for work Fatal error stealing tagline! Call Technique Computers Fatal Error: HOMEY DON'T PLAY DAT! Fatal error: SysOp out of environment space. Fatal Error: You're dead. Fatal Logic Error - Engage Brain and (R)etry Fate is just the weight of circumstances... FATHERS ARE IMPORTANT PARENTS, TOO! Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop. Fear is the parent of cruelty. Fear not, for I have given you authority Features should be discovered, not documented Feed your faith and starve your doubts to death. Feel free to publish this TagLine. It's Stolen Feel good? Don't worry; you'll get over it! Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feet smell? Nose runs? Hey! You're upside-down! Few great men could get past the Personnel Department. fflush and then wwash your hands. FidoNet... That sure is a wierd name for a dog  Fight AIDS, not people with AIDS. Fight the Greenhouse Effect: PLANT TREES!!! Fight War Not Wars! Fighting for peace is like f***ing for virginity Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Fighting for peace is like screaming for quiet. Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. File not found. Delete *.* and change directory? (Y/N)_ File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N). File Not Found.....Loading something that looks similar. File not found: Loading something that looked similar. FILES=1 BUFFERS=0 FCBS=SAYWHAT BREAK=GIMME FIRE FIRE FIRE... No, that's not right... RAPE RAPE RAPE FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range. First Cyberspace, next the world. First Shalt thou pull out the Holy Pin! First the mind goes, then..........can't remember... First thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. First, we'll kill all the programmers Flattery is the sincerest form of lying. Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talkin'. Floggings will continue til morale improves Floggings will continue until morale improves Floppy disk - A disk that flops Floppy Disk = Lower back trouble. Floppy Drive not ready. Format hard drive instead? (Y/N). Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? Floppy not responding, Format HARD DRIVE instead? Y/N ? _ Floppy not responding. Can you kiss it and make it well? Flying saucers are real; the Air Force doesn't exist. Foat Wuth...I Luv Yew!!! Fonts and Typefaces: The more the merrier! Foolproof? Naw, fools are too ingenius! Fools rush in -- and get the best seats. Fools rush in where fools have been before. For a good time call ޺۳ݳݳ For a good time, call (202)653-1800. For a photographer, life us just a bed of poses For adult education, nothing beats children For all you do, this SCUD's for you. For every action, there is an equal and opposite critism. For every soul, you are bound to find a heel. For God sakes Jim... I'm a Doctor, not a tagline writer! For New Year's, I gave up sex & lying. For Sale: Dehydrated HO - $14 per quart For Sale: dining table with two legs and six toes. FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once. For some Reason, reality is an illusion. For some, reality is an illusion. For tomorrow I diet . . . For What It's Worth. Ford - fixed or repaired daily. :-) Ford - Found on roadside dead. :-) FORD = Fix Often, Repair Daily FORD = Found On Road Dead Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it. FORD: Fixed Or Repaired Daily. [grin] FORFEIT: What most animals stand on. Forget everything, as one day everything will forget you. Forget patience! I'm gonna kill something... Forget RTFM - Call The Author At Home! Forget the Joneses... I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS! Forgive me father for I have syned FORMAT C: Failed, Transfering Virus to d: ^C^C^C^C Format C:......OOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPSSSS! Format Drive C:? (Y)es (O)kay (F)ine by me: Fort Worth...Where the West Begins! Fortes fortuna adjuvat Four and six a pound and him with a wooden leg? Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant & Microwavable. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn : C. Gable Free Sex is all I can afford after TAXES! Freedom is Expensive, but worth it! Freedom is something we take for granted. Freedom isn't cheap and it never goes on sale. Friction can be a drag sometimes. Friction is a drag. Friendly Cookie Company (1:107/422) Friendly fire - ISN'T ! Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies accumulate Friends come and go, enemies agglomerate Friends don't let friends drink and post. Friends don't let friends drive Fords Friends don't let friends drive foreign cars! Friends don't let friends drive Japanese cars. Friends don't let friends pay retail. Friends warm the world with Happiness Friends will come and go, but enemies always accumulate. Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses Frogs have it easy - They eat what bugs them. From Disk and all of the little Diskettes From Down Under In St. Rose From KquestII "If I ever get that ^$%&#% Jester!!" From the Desk of the Happy Hacker... From the land of graft and corruption! Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes: Only sugar has more sugar! ftar, awk, awk, yac, grep, go BERKELEY! FUBB -- Fouled Up Beyond Belief FUNDAMENTALISM is never having to open your mind. Funny how life imitates LSD... Further, higher, faster, onward, upward... G=Guns, PG=Plenty of Guns, PG-13=More than 12 guns... Game Blaster is NOT Adlib compatible. Gammaware (206) 830-0314 Garrett Whitney Garlic is to salad what insanity is to art. Gary Trudeau for President! Gee toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore... Gene Police! You! Out of the Pool! Gene Police...... YOU!! Out of the pool! NOW!! General Failure reading John Dvorak Generic Brown Label Tagline Generic Industry Standard Tagline Generic security advice: "Always say no". Generic Tagline Genius has its limits, but not stupidity Genius is the power of lighting one's own fire. Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... Genuine Exploding Tagline. Acme Tagline Inc. Geologist -- Fault finder George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents ! George Bush: 'A New World Odor!' Georgia is NOT on my mind. Georgia REALLY sucks. German for constipation ... Farfrompoopin! German word for constipation : Farfrompoopin. German Word for Constipation: Farfrompooping! Get a USR It leaves the others behind. Get down and Modem the night away! Get me out of here, I hate it here, get me out of here Get SLMR105.ZIP in the files area for Offline msg readin Get some hair. Your brain has caught cold. Get the straight poop -- subscribe to the STARgazer. Get thee down. Be thou funky. Get your kicks... Get your modem runnin, Head out for the Highwaves! Getting caught is the mother of invention. Getting all the time .... GIGO = Garbage in, gospel out Gimme a fried brain on drugs, bacon, toast, and jam... Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Give a man an inch, and he thinks he's a ruler. Give me all your Taglines, HOOMAN (A)ttack (F)lee (L)augh Give me liberty or give me Megadeth Give me patience! RIGHT NOW! Give me water, and I'll burn it up Give sadists a fair crack at the whip. Give them all they want, and all they will want is more. Give up, you'll only live til you die. Giving me shots for a thousand rare infections Go ahead, back up to the RAM disk. I dare you! Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. Go ahead. Quote this tagline. Go Ahead.. We're cleared for wierd. Go ahead...MAKE MY DOWNLOAD!!! Go bite the wall. Go for Baroque. Or at least get a Handel on it. Go For It! Go FORTH and C PASCAL play COBOL with an APL. Go mba h dhuit. Go on, just hit me! ...Name:Esc, #:27, Rank:UL.. Go softly....it's dark out there God created women because sheep can't cook! God hath no fury like a sysop scorned! God heals, and the doctors take the fee God is real, unless declared integer God loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass. God made whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world? God made whisky to keep the Irish from ruling the world! Godzilla's licence plate: I8NY Going where no reader has ever gone before! GolleeeEE, Sergeant Carter!! Gone Chopin, will be Bach in a Minuet. Good Tags never die, They just get Sniped Gort, klaatu borata nikto Gosh, I didn't know TEFLON could melt !! GOSUB:coffee;work;RETURN: Got ASIC PAL? Send a basic gw card. Got Kleptomania? Take something for it! Gotta have my Corn Pops... Gotta love me! Government for one, to hell with majority! Graduate, Whatsamatta U. School of Management Grammarians never die-they fall into a comma. Grandma got run over by a reindeer... Grant me the strength to ignore ignorance Grass is nature's way of saying "High!" Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks. Gravity is a law. Lawbreakers will be brought down! Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks. Gravity... Not just a good idea... IT'S THE LAW! Gravity: it's not just a good idea, it's the law! Great minds discuss ideas; Small ones, people Greed is envy with its sleeves rolled up. Greed is the Walton's having another child Greenhouse, schmeenhouse -- I'm FREEZING! GREETINGS from ORLANDO, FLORIDA !!!!!!! Grinin' Like A Mule Eatin' Briars Gross National Product: A Big Mac. Ground Water. Do you mean crushed ice? Grow your own BBSers - Fertilize a SysOpTrix! Grow your own dope - Plant a male! Grow your OWN dope.......plant a MAN! Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional Growing old is manditory; growing up is optional GUI: Grab the User In-the-face GUI? FUI! DOS prompt forever! Guinan's secret power: Her hat is a solar panel Guitar lessons? What else do you do? I fret a lot. Gun control is being able to hit your target! Gun control is hitting what you aim at. Gun Control isn't about guns. It's about control Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target! Gun control: Keep the muzzle pointed at the target. Guns don't kill people, off-line readers do. Guns don't kill people.. I do. Guns don't kill people..., I KILL PEOPLE! Guns don't kill people..Mail readers kill people Guns don't kill. Fast-moving projectiles do. Guru to Deli man: Make me one with everything. Guten Tag! *blam blam blam blam blam blam* H y! Wh r did my " " k y go? H*LL WITH THE EVIDENCE ...it's politically correct... Hail to the Redskins! Halitosis is better than no breath at all. HAMMY + BITCOM + EDLIN = A better smoke than DSZ Hams do it with more frequencies Hands up! Said the laser printer. Happiness can't buy money! Happiness is a warm modem. Happiness is a warm puppy - for a Vietnamese Happiness is Mandatory...Are you Happy? Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law on a milk carton. Happiness is usually measured in GigaBytes. Happiness is wanting what you have. Happiness seems so hard to win. Happiness will not buy money. Happyness is Killing Orcs Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you. Hard drive = Mother-in-law in back seat. Hard Drive backup??? Who me....... Hard Work never killed anyone, so why chance it? Hardware: The part you kick. Hardware: The part you kick. Software: this you corrupt! Hare Krishna Hare 4DOS Harley riders never die... They move to Sturgis! Has anyone found my marbles? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has anyone seen my tagline? I think someone stole it!! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD! Has this conference been sprinkled????? Hasta la vista, ...baby! Hau gerta ez dadin, oihan-guteak geldi tatzu! Have a good day today and a better day tommorow Have a nice day JEFFERY Have a nice day, and a better tomorrow! Have a nice day. Have a vary nice DAY and a better Night !!!!!!!!!! Have an Electrician Check Your Shorts Have I sold out yet? Have no fear - I never attack lesser beings. Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0! Have you clubbed an ignorant human today? Have you counted your Legos lately? Have you crashed your Windows today? Have you drug tested YOUR legislators today? Have you ever danced with the devil? Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Have you got all the stuffing up one end? Have you hugged a porcupine today? Have you hugged a programmer today? Have you hugged an electric fence today? Have you hugged your computer lately? Have you hugged your logic probe today? Have you hugged your modem today? Have you hugged your motherboard today? Have you hugged your Sysop today? Have you hugged yourself lately? Have You Snaged Your SYSOPS Tag Today, Then Snipit Have you tried YRWAY? Latest version is YRWAY1.ZIP Have you uploaded clip art today? Having a SIDEWINDER mean never having to say I'M SORRY! Having a SIDEWINDER means never having to say I'M SORRY! Having a wonderful time. Wish you were her Having problems with DOS?? Call 1-900-WHAAAAA Hawaii is as American as apple poi. He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He cheats, but he's honest about it. He does the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly He does the work of 3 men... Larry, Moe, & Curly. He does the work of 3 Men...Moe, Larry & Curly HE doesn't work, but he's pretty ugly. He got a piece of my mind, a tiny as it is.... He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He married me for my tag lines. He nust have made a macro of my signature He ran for the curb, but I bagged him before he made it. He said "ENQ?". "NAK!", she replied. He wants a shoe horn, the kind with teeth He who dies with the most software WINS! He who dies with the most toys is nevertheless DEAD! He who dies with the most toys is still DEAD! He who dies with the most toys, dies. He who dies with the most toys--is dead. He who laughs last doesn't get the joke. He who laughs last is probably your boss! He who laughs last probably made a backup. He who laughs last usually has more ammo. He who lives by the sword laughs last. He who slings mud loses ground. He who uses bad language is an ignorant schmuck. He's a few fries short of a "Happy Meal". He's a SOB -- but at least he's *our* SOB. He's dead Jim! He's dead Jim. Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet. He's dead Jim... Grab his wallet! He's dead, Jim. He's dead, Jim... You take his phaser, I get his wallet. He's got a magnet! Everbody BACKUP! He's mostly dead jim, get Miracle Max Heads, up Boise! Incoming spuds! Health is the slowest possible rate to die Hear both sides before judging. heard the joke about the sidewalk? it's all over town! Heather: Get drunk and tip cows. Heck no I ain't broke, Just badly bent. Heh! I'll get you and your little dog, too! Heisenberg may have been here. Heisenberg might have been here Hell hath no fury like a democrat scorned. Hell hath no fury like lawyer of a woman scorned Hell hath no pizza Hell is kept warm with profane burners HELL WITH JUSTICE, LYNCH THE @#$%^&! Hell: it's like going to the tropics, but hotter! Hello little girl, want some candy? Hello sailor Hello World !! Hello, I am part number **************** Hello, I am part number 271828182845904523536028747135266 Hello, I am part number ޺۳ݳݳ Hello, I'm Michelangelo. I want your HD NOW!! Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS? Hello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP! Hello, my serial number is޺۳ Hello, sailor! Hello, this is Ed McMahon. If you are our preselected... Hello...Incontinence Hotline.. Can you hold? Help A Derelict Democrat Get A New Job On Nov 12 Help me if you can I'm feelin' dooown . . . Help me! I've fallen and I can't beam you up! Help reduce junk mail. Send personal messages Help stamp out and abolish redundancy! Help stamp out mental illness, or I'll kill you. Help stamp out, eliminate, and abolish redundancy! Help stampout 'smart mouthed' Sysops! Help stampout unfriendly conference hosts! Help the economy! Buy me something! Help the economy...buy something expensive Help the economy...buy something here !! Help! I'm trapped in an encrypted ZIP! Send ZIPCRACK! Help! I'm a prisoner in a tagline factory! Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!! Help! I've been Slimed! HELP! I've crashed...AND I CAN'T BOOT UP! Help! I've fallen and can't get up. Help! I've fallen down....and I can't reach my beer! Help! I've fallen off line and can't hang-up! Help! I've tripped and I can't come down! HELP! My hard drive crashed & I can't boot up Help! The Smurfs in my HD just went on Strike Help!! I hit the power switch and it didn't die HELP!! PaPa Smurf In My CPU Died... HELP, I'm being held prisoner by this BBS. Help,,,my (S)ex drive just crashed!!! Help..I Need SomeBODY!!! Hepaticocholecystostcholecystenterostomy Here I sit with a worm on my tongue! "Baited Breath!" Here Strange ain't Strange!!! It Normal!! Here Tag! C'mon Tag! Good Tag...good boy! Here today, dawn tommorow. Here we go again Here's Looking At You, Kid Here, there........and everywhere...... Heredity: If your parents had no kids, you won't. Hey ... I don't REMEMBER XXX programs in the holodecks .. Hey Expert, ..It works better if you plug it in! Hey Jim, Are we there yet? Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey Rocky - watch me pull a sysop outta my hat! Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat! Hey Rocky, watch me pull a tribble out of my hat. Hey Underpants, I'm talking to YOU! Hey Vanilla Ice! Meet Mr. Halite! Hey Wally! Come look at this. Hey you kids, .......get out of that Jello tree! HEY! Stop reading me!!! Hey! Taglines are GREAT! Hey! This is just like the REAL world! Hey! Who put this here!?! Hey! Who uncorked my bottle of lunch? Hey! Don't pick up that phoׯች NO CARRIER Hey! There's a pubic hair in my Coke!! Hey!!!....This is not my dad's TAGLINE!!! Hey, whats that beeping noise? Wheres that smoke comi Hey, who spilled coffee on my keyboard?! Hi! I'm a tagline virus! Join in and steal me! Hi, I'm Geoff. And I'm a Tagline Thiefaholic Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, its off to the institution I go! Higher versions mean more bugs found... Hindsight is an exact science. Hips or lips: Let your conscience be your guide... Hire teenagers while they still know everything. History - the mistakes that we cannot avoid in the future History is a set of lies agreed upon by the Victors History is a set of lies agreed upon. Hmmm. Impossible puzzle. Get the paradox eliminator! Hmmm.. what's this red button foNO CARRIER Hmmmm what's this red buttoƺNO CARRIER HO! Ho! Ha-Ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Hollow chocolate has no calories. Holodeck! The next best thing to being there..... Home is where the computer is plugged in. Home Maker. Must be some sort of construction. Home of DoorPch, the QB3 door I/O library Home of the Pig Stye Homework time limit exceeded. Auto logon in effect. Honest honey, I was at the office! Honest Ma, I got it from a toilet seat... Honest the dog ate my .REP packet! Honesty is the best image. Honesty is the worst policy (is this MR policy?) Honesty is the worst policy. Honesty pays, but not enough to satisfy some people. Honey, PLEASE don't pickup the p Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time! Honk if you love peace and quiet. Honk if you're illiterate. Honor thy SysOp as thy self. Hope Diamond. TajMahal. Bentlys. SLMR. Horn busted! Watch for finger... Horse's can't fly! Horse feathers... Hot as a pistol but cool inside House physician - a misnomer for a carpenter/repairman. How about a pin the missile on the Iraqi leader game? How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is? HOW can I be OVERDRAWN if I still have CHEQUES left??? How can I fail when I have no purpose??? How can I miss you if you won't go away. How come wrong numbers are never busy? How did I get round from eating square meals? How did this ugly woman get in my bed? How do I get my words to RIME ? How do I set my Laser printer to "Stun"? How do I set my phaser printer on stun? How do I spell "relief"? E-X-L-A-X. How do these taglines work again? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How do you chew the eraser off of your text editor?? How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink? How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink? How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder! How do YOU spell computer? How many acrylics died to make that sweater? How many days till Christmas? How many people work here? About half How much to downgrade to Turbo C-- ? How much wood did Peter Piper pick..No wait.. How the hell does this thing work? How to get rich books are now filed under FICTION. How to hack a Computer: Step 1: Take axe and... How to make your own XT compatible: Run windows on a 486 How to solve Mideast problems: DEL IRA*.* How to tune a ukulele: My DOS has fleas How will I laugh tomorrow when I can't even smile today How ya going to do it? IBM Blue it! How ya like me now? How you know when you have run out of invisible ink? How'd ya like to make $14 the hard way? Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. Howdya (bweek) turn (bweek) off(bweek) Exploding Windows? Howmanylettersdoyouthinkyoucanfitintojustonetaglineanyway HS/Link # 01222 HUGO was a wimp compared to Desert Storm. Huh? What? Am I on-line? Hum be doo wap bap boo da doo bop bop bop dop Human Error - It's all ***YOUR*** fault. Humanity is a parisite Humble pie is always hard to swallow with your pride. Humility is no substitue for a good personality! Hummmm, I had a tagline when I came in here Hungry moms choose food. Hunting is sport; your foe just isn't aware he's playing. Hypertagline. . . er, tagtree? I  message database managers. I  My Dog. I  My Cat. I  My Wife. I  days. I  WP I  my dog.... I 'C' said the blind man. I **TRIED** to register it! I *wish* I could remember where I parked my hard disk.... I almost stole a tagline! I'm so ashamed! I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I kept I always wear real fur- The cats sleep on the laundry! I am ޺۳ݳݳ -- Welcome to our NEW AGE I am a person of color: My color is White I am an atheist still. ......Thank God! I am correct, the rest of you are wrong! I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally. I am going to live forever, or die trying! I am in total control, but don't tell my husband. I am in total control, but don't tell my wife! I am not a liar, er, lawyer I am not a number, I am a free man! I am not arguing with you, I'm telling you. I am not arguing with you; I am telling you I am not young enough to know everything. I am old! I AM standing. I am the Passion; I am the Warfare. I am waiting for my winning Lotto ticket I am wealthy in my friends. -Shakespeare I am. Therefore, I think. I think. I attend Cedarupanz Flying School, Deadwood, MD. I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. I bet Patch drinks Carling Black Label! I blinked, therefore I ran. I brake for programmers, but not too hard. I brake for Unicorns. I Bring Great Joy:In the city of Dave is Born, A baby Boy I C, therefore I link (and think, and drink) I came, I saw, I charged it! I came, I saw, I confused. I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES! I came, I signed, THEY didn't understand. I can be convinced of ANYthing. With logic. I can levitate birds, but nobody cares. I can resist everything except temptation. I can see more on my knees than on my tiptoes I can turn off this modem. I can turn off this modem. I c I can write it perfectly; I just don't understand it. I can't be broke I still have checks! I can't be out of money! I have checks left! I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks left! I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks! I can't believe my computer's on fire. I can't find the 'ANY' key! I can't help it if I'm lucky... I can't remember if I used to know that.< I can't seem to find time to procrastinate ... I carry a pistol 'cause my rifle won't fit the holster. I carry the dust of a journey... - ELP I come from a long line of progenitors. I confess! I've been peeing in the sink! I could show you my favorite obsession. I despise WINDOWS! I didn't do anything--unless I was supposed to. I didn't do it nobody saw me you can't prove anything! I didn't get the documentation for the manuals! I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep this morning. I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep. I Disclaim All Warranties Of Merchantability I distinctly remember forgetting that. I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments. I do not want green eggs and ham! I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly I don't call 911. I don't do Mondays!! I don't do mornings... I don't have a life, I have a BBS... I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp! I don't have a solution but I admire the problem. I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem. I don't have the solution, but I admire the problem. I don't kill, I maim PERMANENTLY!!! I don't know how I got here.... I don't know what I like, but I know what art is. I don't know what it is, but it's in great condition! I don't know, but it happened. I don't know. I don't mind stealing bread from the mouths of decadence I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. I don't need no stinking corn in my beer I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, toto! I don't want it now, I bloody well want it RIGHT now! I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now! I don't want it Now, or Right Now, I want it YESTERDAY! I don't want to play coach - we're losing.. I dont nead no speling cheker! I dont read these either... I drink beer I don't collect cute bottles I drink, therefore I am. I drive way too fast to worry what foods will kill me! I em a wuunderfull spelur. I tipe vari gud two. I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?! I even tried to reformat it, but still can't read my fi I feel like a three-eyed man in the kingdom of the blind. I feel like the morning after.. but I had no night before I feel more like I do now than I did before I started I forget I fought the lawn and the lawn won... I found the tests quite elementary. Data I gave it up until Lent I gave up on my wife, and married my computer. I get into enough trouble without a tagline! I give up, what is the meaning of life? I got my act together and forgot where I put it! I gotta me a lobotomy. I had a tagline when I came in here I had my head examined. They didn't find *anything*! I HATE call waitin᮲NO CARRIER I hate it when that happens! I hate it when the Version number ends in .00 I hate my tagline! I hate taglines! Who invented the things anyway? I have .25 Clusters per Sector. I have a 9600bps modem and 1.5bps fingers I have a feeling this isn't Kansas, Toto! I have a photographic memory What's your name again??? I have an open mind: my brains keep falling out. I have dynamic memory, it needs refreshing... I have seen the data...now bring me some I can agree with I have seen the truth and it makes no sense! I haven't lost my mind, it's backed up on tape somewhere! I haven't lost my mind--it's backed up on floppies I haven't lost my mind...It's backed up somewhere! I haven't lost my mind..It must be backed-up somewhere. I hope I'm that frail when I am 202 years old. Picard I idiot-proof my programs,but along comes a bigger idiot. I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock! I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy, am I beat. I just gotta write some new taglines... I just hate it when it does that !! I just steal 'em, I don't explain 'em. I keep my .BAT files in C:\BELFRY I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque I know a good tag line when I steal one I know a heartache when I see one. I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. I know silence is golden, I've invested in silver... I laugh at "paid programs" I left my taglines on my 586. I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality. I like children, if they are properly cooked! I like my steak MIDIum rare... I like overkill. I like young girls. Their stories are shorter. I like -made . I liked that one I live in a house, but belong in a HOME. I live the life of Riley...when Riley isn't home. I love my job! I love my job! I love my job! I love my... I love my wife and my Turbo C, sure miss her I love New York! * * * No Radio I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch. I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass. I M uh tru beleever in hour edukashun sistum. I may be fat--but you're ugly, and I can diet I may be SynThetic, But, ...I'm not sutpid. I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid. I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt! I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong! I may not be smart, but I'm dumb... I met the girl of my dreams and didn't have the bar fine I met your parents yesterday: they're pretty nice GUYS! I miss Auntie Em so much!.....ToTo I missed my Mom . . . then I reloaded . . . I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom! I multitask... I read in the bathroom! I multitask...I read on the toilet. I must be BLIND because I sure don't 'C' I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night. I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR? I Need back issues of RolePlayer. R/O ->INNPARK I need everything; do you have it?? I never liked you, and I always will I never met a Lasagna I didn't like! I never metaphysics I didn't like I never wake up grouchy. I always let her sleep. I no wanna work...I wanna bang on keyboard... I now have time for a QWKie I object to sex on TV, I keep falling off! I only drink when I'm alone or with someone. I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go... I own Seagates, want to make something of it? I parked my hard disk - and got a ticket!!! I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it. I practic Ancient Art of .357 Magnum I practice moderation to excess. I prefer a bottle in front of me I prefer fiction to reality; fiction has to make sense! I Print on Steel with an Industrial Laser I prithee, take thy fingers from my throat... I program, therefore I exist. I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone ... I read it on RIME, so it must be true. I read the DSZ docs but now I'm more confused I refuse a battle of wits with an unarmed person I remember me... I think. I run a clean place. Guinan I said, "Copy the disk!" not "Xerox it!" I saw a lot of trees today; and they were made of wood. I saw what you did and I know who you are. I saw what YOU did!!!! I see another red eyed morning coming. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... I should have BBSed all night... I should've bbs'ed all night I slept with Joe Isuzu <- she's lying I smell a rat. Did you bake it or fry it? I smoke two GIF's in the morning, I smoke two GIF's ... I still miss my ex-wife - but my aim is improving! I stole this tagline from someone else! I support drug tests. Test the politicians. I SUPPORT FREE Speech! Only, IF you agree with me. I support MERIT PAY for Politicians. I sure do love those BBS's. I survived the Phoenix Sun. It's a dry heat. Yah Sure! I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd.... I think a SysOp Needs Nine Lives - I need ten. I think I think, therefore I might be. I think I think, therefore I think I am... I think? I think I'm having an indentical crisis. I think I've got a headache..... I think my modem and my phone are having an affair. I think, therefore I am on-line. I think, therefore I am, I think I think, therefore I am. (Or am I?) I think, therefore I am... I think. I think, therefore I scan. I thought I made a mistake once, but I was wrong... I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken. I thought that you thought... must be mistaken. I thought you were dead... I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!" I took a Targa once and saw 16 million colors! I tried making OJ from concentrate, but I got a headache. I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! I tried the rest but bought the best!!!! R:BASE! I twaught I twall a pussy cat, I did! I did! I use SLMR, or I abstain, no matter how much she begs. I use Windows...on my car, on my house, on my... I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0 I used to have a life... Now I have a computer! I used to have a life; now I have RelayNet. I used to have a Tandy, but I got better! I used to read books. Now I read .qwk files. I wanna see 'em explode in every zip code! I want a warm bed and a kind word - and unlimited power. I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some. I want to have Michelle Pfeiffer's baby I want to live with a synonym girl... I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one I was going to procrastinate, but I put it off. I was on a roll, till I slipped on the butter. I was once too clever by half; only about 10% any more... I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now I was walking in someone else's sleep last night. I wave my private parts at your auntie I will choose Freewill - Rush I will fight for your right to your wrong opinion. I will instruct you on Enterprise etiquette. Worf I will not panic I will not panic I will not Panic I will not Xerox my butt -- Bart Simpson I will stand in the trash, with my hopes and dreams. I wish humans would leave me alone! Arc, Arc I wish I could step on this program's bug. I wish I REALLY knew what I was doing. I wish life had a scroll-back buffer..... I wish my M-5 had 4DOS... I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I wish someone would steal this tagline. I wish there was something interesting to read down here I wish you humans would leave me alone. I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I Wonder What The Big Red Button Does....? I wonder why you park in a driveway and drive on parkway. I wonder, does Barbera Bush spit or swallow? I would if I could, but I can't, so I won't. I would say more, but I'm limited to 45 chara I would strongly oppose apathy, if I cared... I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law! I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole! I [] CorelDRAW! v. 2.0! I [] My Cat. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. (Would you [] my ex-wife ?) I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My Dog. I [] My Cat. I [] My baby seal. I [] My Dog. I [8] My Cat. I [] My TomCat!. I [] QEdit! I [] TheDraw v. 4.0! I [] Ventura Publisher! I ['d] My Dog. I ['d] My Cat. I [HEART] MY [DOGHEAD] -- Enigmatic Bumper Sticker I'd be a narcissist, but I'm WAY too ugly. I'd give my left arm to be ambidextrous I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I'm on the last one. I'd offer everyone a Twinkie, but I'm not hostes I'd rather be bicycling. I'd rather be lucky than good anyday!... I'd rather be rich than good-looking! I'd rather be rich! I'd rather wear out than rust out. I'de enjoy the ride, If I knew what it was? I'll backup my Hard Drive tomor*(&^)*98&^^... I'll be all right when the swelling goes down I'll be back. I'll be back... maybe! I'll be there in 20 minutes or 2 minutes on my AT! I'll byte your bits if you'll nibble my words I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words I'll deal with today tommorrow. I'll do anything to lose EXCEPT diet or exercise! I'll do it when I remember what it was! I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week. I'll get you yet, you kwazy wabbit ! I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice. I'll have this one, one more and another I'll make you famous. I'll never forget the....uhh...the...never mind! I'll never forget Ummm, ....What's-Her-Name? I'll never forget what's-his-name. I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS... I'll try anything once too often. I'll try anything once too often I'm a analog man in a digital world I'm a brain in a vat. Are you one too? I'm a fragment of your imagination I'm a Freud I can't do that. I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK! I'm a perfectionist with other people's work. I'm against lipstick ... as often as possible. I'm all tagged out! I'm amazed, that it works at all. I'm ANN LANDERS!! I CAN shoplift!! I'm apathetic and I don't care. I'm back!!!!!!! I'm Buster Brown and I live in a shoe! I'm Buy-sexual, I have to pay for it. I'm easy to please, as long as I get my way. I'm fascinated by the way memory diffuses fact. I'm fixin a hole where the rain gets out. I'm FLYING!, I'm FLYING! >THUD< I'm from the IRS, and I'm here to help you. I'm going to dread one day at a time. I'm gonna plead insanity, what about you? I'm having an out of money experience.... I'm immortal. I'm bored. Let's party. I'm in here for being crazy, not stupid. I'm in search of myself. Have you seen me anywhere? I'm in shape ... pear is a shape isn't it? I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife. I'm innocent and haven't been read my rights! I'm Jewish, and Shabtai Zvi will return! I'm just about finished, just a coulple more seconds... I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered ye I'm just trying out this tagline. It's not registered yet I'm just visiting. My REAL planet is sane. I'm leaving my body to science fiction. I'm like a bad TSR; I keep popping up! I'm looking for lust in all the wrong places I'm lost! Can you help?.... I'm married to a Computer Widow! I'm mooning you now, you just can't see me. I'm more humble than you are! I'm neither for, nor against apathy I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. I'm NOT 36..I am 18 with 18 years experience! I'm NOT 40... I am 18 with 22 years experience! I'm not a crook; I'm "ethically challenged." I'm not a stranger, only a friend you haven't met. I'm not a supreme being. Picard I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV. I'm not arguing with you; I'm telling you.. I'm not arrogant, I'm RIGHT! I'm not as think as you stoned I am. I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. J.Rabbit I'm not crazy, I just don't give a s#1t I'm not crazy, I'm chlorinated I'm not dishonest, just morally different! I'm not getting fatter ! Just thickening with age I'm not lost - I'm just locationally I'm not lost, I'm "locationally challenged." I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? I'm not paranoid,it's just that everyone's out to get me! I'm not perfect just D$#n close!!! I'm not schizophrenic - It's this guy sitting beside me! I'm not Schizophrenic! Yes I am! No I'm Not!Who are You? I'm not schizophrenic,I'm multi-faceted! I'm not short - I'm altitudinally challenged! I'm not tense, just terribly *A*L*E*R*T* I'm not young enough to know everything... I'm not..no I am..no, I'm NOT indecisive. Am I? I'm now running a "re-engineered" 20 MHz SX! I'm on the Bleeding Edge of Technology! I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? I'm outstanding in my field (left field) knee deep in BS I'm perfectly sane. Aliens told me so. I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM. I'm Pro-Choice! And I chose WildCat! I'm responsible for the MOTHER of all screw-ups! I'm right 90% of the time--why quibble over the other 3%? I'm running out of tagline materials! Help! I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas! I'm SO confused!!! I'm so poor, I can't even pay attention. I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm sorry my karma ran over your dogma! I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information. I'm still searching for myself. I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem do I'm the guy with one star, 2 G's, 2 Nodes and one Saviour I'm the one your mother warned you about... I'm thinking! I'm thinking! I'm tired of thinking up new taglines I'm too old and incontinent-oops-incompetent I'm too SEXY for this tagline!! I'm user friendly, I don't byte -- I nybble. I'm waiting for Windows v4.0! I'm wobbling and I can't fall down! Weeble I've already told you more than I know. I've always wanted to make love to an alien. I've dialed and I can't hang up! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP !! I've fallen out and I can't get in! I've fallen... and can't BOOT up! I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've got a tall pointy hat! I've Got my Coffee, what else do I need.... I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! I've never seen a good war or a bad piece! I've seen the evidence. I want DIFFERENT evidence... I've seen the future.. and I can't afford it. I've Told You A Million Times, Don't Exaggerate! I've turned my Laserjet into a death ray! I've upped my standards, so now....UP YOURS!!! I've used this particular tagline 346 times. I)gnore, R)eboot, or C)all Laura Palmer I/O I/O so off to work I go! IBM - Making Tomorrow's Mistakes Today!!! IBM = Ice Box Machines IBM computers: Inferior But Marketable IBM is 99.8% compatible...With Compaq 386 Pro IBM PS/1 - The EDLIN of Computers! IBM PS/1 ? - A Prodigy Workstation ! IBM stands for "Inferior But Marketable" IBM, UBM, we all BM - pass the paper. IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity IBM: U can buy better, but U can't pay more IBM: When you care enough to spend the very most. IBM? [I]ncredibly [B]oring [M]anuals. If 1st you dont succeed:Rewrite it from scratch If "R" is Reverse, how come "D" is FORWARD? if ( !broke ) don't_fix(); if ( original_ver == OK ) don't_upgrade(); If (Dog_bark = true) then letter:=arrived; if (output == CRAP) eat_words(); IF (User-Docs) = 1 THEN;(CALL(TechSupport)) If 1st you dont succeed, rewrite it from scratch If a program is useful, it must be changed. If a tree fell on a florist, would he/she make a sound? If Albert Einstein were alive today, he'd run Wildcat! If all else fails, blame the tag line. If all goes well, you've overlooked something! If an experiment works, something has gone wrong If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself If at 1st you don't succeed, call it v1.0. If at first you don't succeed, *.* & forget it If at first you don't succeed, call it V1.0 If at first you don't succeed, call it Ver 1.0 If at first you don't succeed, cry a lot. If at first you don't succeed, cry. If at first you don't succeed, don't sky dive! If at first you don't succeed, fake it!! If at first you don't succeed, forget it. If at first you don't succeed, give up. If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. If at first you don't succeed, quit, quit at once. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If at first you don't succeed, the hell with it. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for y If at first you don't succeed, transform your dataset If at first you don't succeed, try again at second base. If at first you don't succeed, you're about average If at first you don't succeed, you're doing it wrong. If at first you don't succeed- Don't try skydiving If at first you doubt, doubt again. IF BIRD(HAND)=1 THEN SET BIRD(BUSH)=3 If brains were C-4, you couldn't blow your nose! If children live with tolerance, they learn to be patient If code was meant to be portable, it'd have wheels... IF code_works THEN don't_fix_it END IF IF dazzle<>'brilliance' THEN;SET V baffle='bullshit';END If dogbark=true .then. mailman = present If dog_age >= OLD then num_tricks = max_tricks If E=MC^2, why's there always room for Jello? If ET married Peter Cetera he'd be ET CETERA. If evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDI If he knew 9 more things, he'd be an idiot. If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustibles If I can light this thing I'll send smoke signals. If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot. If I can't have SessionManager, I don't want anything. If I can, can you? If I could put time in a bottle.... If I could think of one it'd be right HERE! If I could type, I'd be a great groprammer ! If I die, I forgive you. If I recover, we shall see. If I had a nickel for every bug... If I had finished this sentence, If I knew what I was talking about--would I be here??? If I only had a 486 . . . If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted to be stoned, I'd drink wet cement! If I wanted your opinion I'd ask your computer If I wanted your opinion, I would have given it to you If I were rich my butler would answer my mail. If I were truly original, I'd think of something cute. If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one? If I were two faced, would I wear this one? If I where two faced, would I wear this one? If idiots could fly, this would be an airport. If ignorance isn't bliss, I don't know what is. If in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream & shout IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief); If it ain't broke . . . fix it 'til it is! If it ain't broke, don't fix it! If it ain't broke, wait a day or two!! If It doesn't matter, and what if it did? If it doesn't work, it's physics. If it has syntax, it's not user freindly! If it has tits or tires you're gonna have trouble with it If it isn't borken, don't fix it. If it isn't broken, I can fix it. If it itches - Stroke it!.....It might Work. If it jams, force it....If it breaks, it needed replacing If it screams, it's not food yet.... If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it was easy, they wouldn't need us. If it was raining soup, I'd have a knife & fork If it wasn't for EZ-RDR it would be hard. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. If it works tinker till it doesn't if it works! Don't fix it! If it works, break it! If it works, don't fix it! If it works, don't fix it. If it doesn't work KICK it !!! If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, something went wrong. If it works, you must have done something wrong. If it's 04/14/90, we must be in Sandy Eggo. If it's fixed, don't break it! If it's green and it wiggles, it's biology. If it's ineffable, someone will F* with it If it's not broke, it must be the beta copy. If it's not on fire, it's a software problem. If it's obvious, it's obviously wrong. If it's Tourist Season why can't we shoot 'em?? If it's useless, it will have to be documented. If it's working PLEASE ...Don't make Love to it!!! If its stupid and it works - its not stupid If life is but a Dream please wake me up.. If Life's a trip, where the hell is MY ticket? If Love is Blind, Lingerie makes Great Braille! If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? If love is the dream, marriage must be the alarm clock. If Marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws! If Marrige was outlawed, only outlaws would have inlwas! If my girlfriend caught me on this board... If nobody measures up, check your yardstick. IF numcooks > .maxcooks THEN;SET V broth = 'spoiled';END If only AT&T knew what i was doi...*CLICK* If only I still had my Commodore 64... If only... IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. If puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns If Q were castrated would he become ... O ??? If rabbits feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit If screwups were dollars, I'd be a millionaire!! If she won't live forever, why give her a diamond? If Socrates was so smart, then why is he dead? If speed scares you, use Micro$oft Windows! If speed scares you, use Windows. IF Tagline = 'STOLEN' THEN; Insult(Thief); ENDI IF Tagline = STOLEN THEN Insult(Thief) If that's the way you want to be about it ... If the door is Baroque, jiggle the Handel! If the enemy is in range, so are you. If the meek inherit the Earth, what will single guys get If the Message Won't End, Continue It. If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex? If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? If there isn't a law, there will be -- Gates' Law If they don't like ARJ, they can eat Z..! If they don't, the lights stay off in Baghdad - SD Cheney If this is only a hobby..then why I am getting paid!! If this is Quarqsday,THIS must be Earth! If this is time sharing, give me my share right now. If this message goes into the void, call me! If this tagline is funny, it came from the Bulletin Broad If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If this were funny, it'd be a tagline. If this wern't soo much fun, it'd be work! If turning it on doesn't help, plug it in. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. if u cn rd ths u 2 cn thnk up shrt clvr tglns if u cn rd ths u cn bcm a c prgmr! If U cn rd ths, U cnt spl wrth sht If U smoke after sex, U're doing it too fast If variety = Spice/Life. Make mine milk. If Version 1.0 works someone goofed... If we believe absurdities, we shall commit atrocities... If we could pool our Group Dynamics... If we don't succeed, we increase our chances at failure. If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure If we left the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy! IF WINNING IS NOT IMPORTANT, WHY KEEP SCORE? If wishes were fishes we'd all be in stitches. If women only had pulldown menus & on-line help. If ya can't feed em', don't breed em'!!! If you act enthusiastic, you'll be .......... If you act enthusiastic, you'll be enthusiastic! If you are willing to die, you can do anything! If you aren't going all the way, why go at all? If you believe THAT, I have a BRIDGE for sale... If you can read this tagline, you're 2 close! If you can read this, my cloaking device is defective. If you can read this, you are too close. If you can read this: GO TO THE NEXT MESSAGE!!! If you can't be offensive WHY BOTHER? If you can't be right, at least be careful If you can't beat'um, KILL EM ALL! If you can't fix it, count it as a feature! If you can't fix it, sell it as a feature. If you can't live without me, why aren't you DEAD yet?!? If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead? If you can't make it good, make it big. If you can't make it good, make it expensive. If you can't say it in 50 characters, then don't b If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie. If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!) If you can't win'em over, run'em over.... If you cant beat um, KILL EM ALL! If You Care Enough to Steal the very Best, Snipit If you don't like my opinion of you - improve yourself! If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your If you don't like what I say, don't read your tag If you don't think women are explosive - drop one. If you don't vote for me I'll kill you all. If you hear an Onion ring Please.... answer it! If you hit every time, the target's too near. If you hold a hard drive to your ear, you can hear the C: If you knew it, when did you know you knew? If you leave 2 bills together, they breed! If you live long enough, it WILL kill you... If you push something hard enough, it will fall over If you REALLY must stay, please leave If you redo a batch file, does it become a son of a batch If You Say Nothing, No One Will Repeat It If You See An Onion Ring - Answer It! If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? If you smoke after sex, then you're doing it too fast... If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast... If you take the plunge, return it by Tuesday. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. If you took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, eh? If you wanna do it right, then why do it? If you want him to show emotion, hide his PC. If you want it done right do it yourself! If you want it done right, let do it. If you would keep a man a slave; educate him not If you're feeling good, don't worry, you'll get over it. If you're gonna be a turd, go lay in the yard. If you're gonna get down...Get Down and Prey! If you're not the lead dog, everything looks the same! If you're not there, don't ANSWER! If you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all! If your mind goes blank, remember to turn off the sound. If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it! If's it's "Tourist Season" Why can't we shoot them? IF(!CRASH()) _THANK_GOD(); if(crash) grab_ankles();kiss_xxx_goodbye() if(ThisDay()!=MyDay)DosSleep(ulTillNextDay); IfYouCanReadThisYourSpecksAreBetterThanMine Ignorance & apathy: I don't know & I don't care Ignorance is bliss, but it will NEVER replace sex. Ignorance is not always Bliss! Ignorance is temporary - Stupidity is forever Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent Ignorance is temporary; stupid is forever. Ignorance leads to Indulgence. Ignore me... I'm just here for my looks! Ignore the man behind the screen. Ignore your teeth and they'll go away! illegitimati non carborendum Illigitimus Non Carborundum. Illiterate? Write for free help. Illiterate? Write for information! ILLITERATE? Write for a free brochure... Illiterate? Write for FREE help! Images and reflections to brighten my day. Imagination is more important than knowledge. -Einstein IMHO: In My Honest Opinion Immorality: the morality of those having a better time Improve your memory, forget about work Improved - didn't work the second time. In a cat's eyes, all things belong to cats. In a nuclear war, all men are cremated equally. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal. In an nuclear war, all men will be cremated equal In any case = In any box ??? In Borland you are never bored! In case of dire emergency read manual. In case of doubt, make it sound convincing. In Case of Fire, Log off Promptly In case of fire, yell, "FIRE"! In case of rapture, please grab the wheel. In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time In front of every silver lining there's a cloud. In God we trust; all others we voice verify! In search for the perfect comm program... In the computer room no one can hear you SCREAM! In the computer world, every little bit helps. In the end, gravity wins -- Dolly Parton In the end, there can be only one! In the End, There can only be Telix, EZR, and DSZ In The Search For Quality, There Is No Finish Line In your EZ-Reader config. Specify BUGS = OFF Inagodadivida, baby! Inane tagline found. Abort, Retry, Swipe a better one. include Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Incomepoop: He spends months on 1040 and doesn't sign it Indecision is the basis of Flexibility. Indecision is the key to flexibility. Industry Standard Generic Tagline (ISGT) INE Do Not Cross! - TAGLINE Do Not Cross! - TAGL Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another. INFLATION is when the BUCK does'nt stop ANYWHERE. Inflation means the Buck does not stop here... Ingen har nytte av et lik InGoodShape := Copy(Beer,1,12); Init string?!? No, looks like an old rope to me..... Initiative comes to those who wait! - Alex (M. McDowell) Innuendo = Italian suppository Inouye shoulda been able to get in... Inquiring minds WANT TO KNOW! Insanity is hereditary -- from your kids. Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kid Insanity is hereditary;you get it from your kids Insert brain, then type Insert disk 5 of 4 and press any key to continue Insert diskette in Drive C. Press [ENTER] to continue... Insert prong A into hole B and twist HARD! Insert Witty Tagline Here ... Install failed. Attempting to transfer virus to C: Installing Windows apps is a sinch. Insufficient disk space, abandon yea all hope. Integrity of Heart; Skill of Hand INTEL would've flunked Computer Architecture 101! Intel: littendian, segmentated, trimodal...fun Intellicomm: Intelligent Telecommunications INTELLIGENCE IS A STATE OF MIND???? Interchangable devices don't. Interchangeable devices won't. INTERNAL SNACK FAILURE: (A)bort, (R)eheat, (I)nhale? International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves. International Priority for this message please ... Internet: once I reached 50 kilobytes/sec. Wow! Internet: Transfer files averaging 20 kilobytes/sec Invalid COFFEE.COM - Operator halted! INVALID COMMAND.COM- USE 4DOS SYSTEM HALTED Invent something idiot-proof and only idiots will use it. Invertebrates make no bones about it. IOWA - Idiots Out Wandering Around Iraq's national bird?, "DUCK" Iraqi Bingo: B-52... F-16... M-1... F-18... F-117... Iraqi rifle for Sale - Never Fired, Dropped Once! Iraqi Rifle for sale!! Never fired but was dropped once! IrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressIrepeatmyselfwhenunderstressI Is "Lord of the Flies" about the invention of the zipper? Is a Hard Drive a transcontinental auto trip? Is a Jamaican terminal a raster-farian? Is Al the hologram really Al Bundy in disguise? Is FIDO a dog? Is good Data, Gordi's best friend? Is HST faster than the Concord? Is it a crime to be illiterate?! Is it Friday, yet? Is it further to Boston, or by bus? Is it just me, or is 9600 not as fast as it used to be? Is it live or is it an image? Is it magic.... or is it SessionManager? Is it magic...? No, it's Silly Little Mail Reader! Is it ok to panic now? Is it really true that blondes have more fun? Is it still Monday?!? Is Multimate the Word Processor for Bigamists? Is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is piece when the loin lies down with the limb? Is that a flying saucer or a pie in the sky? Is that MURPHY perched on my shoulder??? Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it. Is that sort of serial supposed to "Snap, Crackle, Pop"? Is the dingleberry still fashionable? Is the lack of a tagline a tagline in itself? Is there anyone who smiles without a mask? Is there death after life? Is There Intelligent Life in the Universe? ARCARC Is this Fahrvergngen? Is this schitzoid paranoia or just Existential Blues? Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Is This Where a "Tagline" Goes? Is this yours? Your dog left it on my lawn ... Is virus a 'micro' organism? It ain't bragging if you really done it. It always happens, but we never expect "the unexpected". It appears to be a Romulan Warbi^NO CARRIER It balances! It balances! Run the bloody paychecks. It behooves us to avoid archaisms. It doesn't work, but it looks pretty. It helps if you plug it in. It is always dark if you don't open your eyes. It is always darkest just before you turn on the lights. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It really bothers me when people cut me o It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!! It seems to be uncontaminated by cheese. It sure is a damn ugly nothing - Geordi It takes 13 muscles to smile, 73 to frown..why overwork! It takes a long time to understand nothing. It takes a long word to retard spoilage. It takes courage to innovate, not imitate. It took me years to write, won't you take a look? It was a dark and stormy night... It was all so different before everything changed. It was casual to the most obvious observer.. It was the best of taglines,it was the worst of taglines. It wasn't broken..until I started playing with it! IT WON'T WORK!!! It works better if you plug it in! It's 3:40 pm, Do you know where your child is It's 00:00 GMT. Do you know where your PC is? It's 10PM, Do you know where your software is?? It's 12:24 am. Do you know where *YOU* are? It's 25:00! Do you know where I am? It's a dead man's party...Who could ask for more? It's a deaf eat deaf world! It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax! It's a GREAT DAY when I learn something new! It's a nice place. Take a look! It's a notable exception.. It's a Tough Job! ..... So I'd Rather YOU do it. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye! It's ALWAYS dark if you never open your eyes! It's always darkest before you step on the cat. It's another fine mess you got us into, Ollie It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. It's as easy as 3.145927..... It's been a business doing pleasure with you It's better to burn out, than to fade away. It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in sni It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser It's Ensign Pillsbury, Jim. He's bread. It's great to do nothing and rest afterwards. It's hard to be humble when you're perfect! It's hard to call the zoo when the lion's busy. It's IN the Mail !! Believe me !! It's just a jump to the left... It's just all psycho-babble rap to me! It's just six of one and............. It's kind of fun to Consummate the Impossible. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it. It's morning in An Tir, and it's not my fault! It's MY idea 'cause I stole it first! It's never too late to have a happy childhood. It's not a beer belly; it's a gas tank for a sex machine. It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not a BUG, it's an undocumented feature! It's not a bug, it's our does-the-user-use-it feature. It's not Camelot, but it's not Cleveland either. It's not cold, Just nipply! It's not easy having a good time. It's not for me to say... It's not how long you make it, it's how you make it long! It's not just reality that matters. It's not line noise...It's ALIEN INVADERS! It's not lost, I'm just unsure of it's position It's not nice to mess with Mother Nature! It's not over until Milli Vanilli sings! It's not pretty being easy It's not the age - it's the mileage! It's not the money I want, it's the stuff. It's not what you say, it's what I think you said. It's NOT your mothers tagline.... It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's on that one, the 6th unlabeled floppy. It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a It's only a hobby, duhh, only a hobby, duhh, only a... It's only rock and roll but I like it It's over when the fat lady sits on your face. It's STILL just a DUMB machine ! It's too bad ignorance isn't painful... Itchy and Scratchy: Cartoons for a kinder, gentler nation Ithinkmyspacebarstoppedworking. Itisdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters Its a dog's life -how lucky they are! Its been a Murphy day all week long.Sigh! Its hard being BLUE. Its more than good enough so I ain't switch'n Its my tagline! I stole it first. Its nice to do nothing and then rest afterwards. Its not a bug, its an undocumented feature. Its not the act but the word is the test... Its time to do the mail.... Itsdifficulttobeverycreativewithonlyfiftysevencharacters Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate JABBER the no meat, no oil QWK reader Jagged Edge * Stafford TX * 713-499-9730 * (1:106/9730) James Brown: "Help! I've fallen and I can't get down!" James Brown: "I've fallen and I can't get down!" Japenese is strange. I Kana understand it. Jeez, if you love Honkus... Jeffrey Dahmer... the queer that made Milwaukee famous! Jesus built my Hot-Rod. Jesus is Love !!!!!!! Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for VALUABLE prizes! Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle! Jesus Saves!...passes to Moses...shoots! SCORES! Jesus saves!Passes to Moses,he shoots.He SCORES! Jesus saves, passes to Moses, Shoots, SCORES! Jesus saves, passes to Moses...YES, AND IT COUNTS!! Jesus Saves, passes to Moses; shoots, SCORES!!! Jesus Saves. The Pope makes tape backups. Jesus saves; now offering 14.9% !! Jheeesh!!! Jimi Hendrix's modem was a Purple Hayes Jimmy Hoffa, call your office. Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman... Joan of Arc is alive and medium well. John Hancock - - Where arrrrre you? John Hancock is where it's at! John Hancock..when you want to send the very best! Join Amnesiacs Anonymous at um, er... Join D.A.M. - Mothers Against Dyslexia Join Taglines Anonymous. We can help. Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot. Judge not a carpenter on hoe fast chips fly. Judo: Used to make bagels. Junior! Quit playing with your floppy! JUNK - stuff we throw away. STUFF - junk we keep. Just 'cause it won't work YOU think its buggy Just a moment.. I have another call.. Just a neural DO loop stuck on a random bit.. Just another dull moment in TAGLINES.MR Just ASK !! Just because. JUST DO IT!! Just do it...explore the possibilities!!! Just gimma a slice of... Just how high can you throw that thing? Just let me hear some of that Rock and Roll.. Just passing through. Just Robocommin' Around!!! Just say "NOOOOOooooooooooo!" to Cthulhu. Just say NO to single-menu BBS software! Just say NO to Windows! Just say no! (To IBM) Just taggin' along for the Rime. Just take those old records off the shelf... Just Tell Me How To Follow Protocol. Just the FAX, ma'am Just try it shorty. Tasha Just trying out a new thing or two ... Just trying to keep up... Just waiting for a new version...... Just what does that mean? Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...? Just when you thought it was over you were right. Justice is incidental to law and order. Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. Keep England Tidy; burn a tourist, but not his money! length(Short_Pier) Let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Let the meek inherit the Earth. I want stars. Let the user debug it! Let them eat cache. Let us celebrate an exhaltation of larks! Let X = X. Let's do it write, uh, rite, uh, oh hell, just do it! Let's go DX around the world Let's have a Matriculation Orgy! Let's see, what's the command? Alt-H? NO CARRIER Ah Shi. Let's spend the night together! Lets form a committee to ban censorship. Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth. Liars get caught by the tale. Liberal-One who leaves the room when the fight begins. LIBERAL: A bigot attacking someone elses rights. Liberalism is the "wasting disease" of society. Lie: The program is bug free. Life before the real world -- work. Life begins at contraception Life brings you a bold and dashing adventure. Life goes on day after day [after day]... Life is a series of interrelated delusions. Life is a series of very rude awakenings. Life is a sexually transmitted and terminal disease. Life is anything that dies when you stomp it! Life is best done awake. Life is boring without EDLIN Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is just a figment of my imagination... Life is just one BIG beta test cycle Life is like a Hard Drive, too much stress***CRASH!*** Life is like a simily Life is much more like it is now than it was before. Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is short, eat desert first!! Life is short, eat dessert first!! Life is so uncertain, eat dessert first Life is too important to be taken seriously. Life is too short to dance with ugly women. Life is too short to learn Oracle! Life is too short to learn Z-Modem parameters! Life sucks and then you marry one who won't. Life's a Beach and then you Dive . . Life's a bitch and then you die Life's a bitch, and then you marry one! Life's short, eat dessert first!!! Life...too many questions, damn few answers. Life: ....Is anything that dies when you stomp it. Life: what happens when you have other plans. Life: you'll never get out of it alive. Lifes a BEACH in SANDY EGGO! Lifestyles of the rich and PC compatible. Lighten up! You take yourself much too seriously! Lightning & elephants do as they damn please! Like a bad TSR, some people keep poping up. Like it? Wanna buy it? Like you really knew the answer Alex! Like/head/wall/banging/feels/good/when/stop/ Limes and tangerines and pears, oh my! List(en)ing by phone... Listen to the rhythm of crashing hard drives Listen to the rhythm of the failing bits... Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain... LISTEN to your children Lite Year: low calorie year! Little known fact: Slugs go .007 miles per hour. Live (?) from New York . . . Live long and Prospect - Vulcan Miner salutation Live Long and Prosper Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. Live! Via modem Lizzie Borden...America's first hacker. Locks only keep honest people out. Locutus for Pontiac: Excitement is Irrelevent Logic is a little tweeting bird chirping in a meadow! Logic is a way of going wrong with confidence. Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence. Logjam -- Some kind of high fiber jelly. Lonely is the programer with a debuged program. Lonesome is being the "first" modem user. Long live conference hosts...so they can suffer longer. Long time his manxome foe he sought Long-life batteries aren't Look at the world through DOS eyes! Look its a babble fish: ><> o..<>< Look its a babble fish: ><> o..<>< ><>.o Look its a babble fish: ><> <>< ><> Look Ma, No Taglines! Look on my tagline, ye mighty, and despair! Look out!!! Your ZIP file is showing. Look out!... Here comes winter, AGAIN!! look, It's a drunk tank of trombones! Looking for Love? Adopt a pet! Looking for Vanna's brains...did you find them? Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue! Loose it here and you're in a World of hurts !! Lord, grant me patience, but first ..... Lore: Takes a licking and keeps on twitching. LOST: 1 Iludium Pew-36 Explosive Space Modulator Lots of things are easy when you know the answer Love comes to you, and then after... Love is grand. Divorce, twenty grand. Love is grand. Divorce is twenty grand. Love of money is the root of all politics. Love your neighbor....but don't get caught! Luck: A matter of preparation meeting opportunity. LUNACY my Best personality trait! LUNG CANCER IN WOMEN MUSHROOMS Lust is fleeting, herpes is forever, AIDS is fatal. M..M..M..Mel Tillis has "Phrase Jitter" Mac Classic: The COPY CON of Computers! Mac scrn msg: Like, dude, something went wrong Mac: Computer with training wheels. Macho does not prove mucho. Macho Programmers Use Edlin. MacIntosh: Computer With Training Wheels You Can't Remove MacIntosh: only non-removable training wheeled Computer! Macro Macro Macro Madam I'm Adam Madness takes its toll, exact change please Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. MAFIA DOS..Ey'What's A Matta You? Wanna Try Again (Y/n)? Mail is a Subject's way of producing another Subject. Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... Make a bold fashion statement: Get Naked. Make a difference in the world today: Subtract Make big $$$ - Become a SysOp! Make friends with sysops: page at 3 a.m. Make friends with SysOps: Page them at 3am. Make headlines! Use a corduroy pillow case. Make headlines... use a corduroy pillow! Make it as simple as possible, but no simpler. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Make love not war...Get married and do both Make my day - try to pick up someone else! Make my day, kill a GUI today. Make the best of bad situations. Make them eat wake Make tracks for Moose Breath Montana Make way!, Make way!, A PROGRAMMER HAS ARRIVED!! Make your own XT! Run your 486 under Windows! Make your own XT: run Windows on a 486.... Making tomorrow's mistakes today! Mama don't let me do no rock-'an-roll. Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a danish! Man Gives Birth to 9 Pound baby Girl! Man looks into the abyss, and sees himself. Man who stands on toilet gets high on pot. Man, that lightning sounds clo##! &^###NO CARRIER MANIAC - An early computer built by nuts. Manifest: Why lift the hood? Many are educated...few are learned... Many men smoke, but fu man chu Many pages make a thick book. Marching to a different kettle of fish MarkMail Robocomm Pkzip What a life! Marriage is not a word... It's a sentence. :) Marriage is the main cause for divorce. Mary had a little lamb...a little beef, a little ham. Mary had a little lamb...the doctor was surprised! Mathematicians are # (Exp(i*pi))! Mathematicians take it to the limit. Matrix me the Epson way! May Ed McMahon bend the boards on your doorstep. May fortune favor the foolish. May the Farce be with you May the FORCE be with you!!! May the next version of WP be the last! May the wind behind you always be your own. May you live all the days of your life. May you live in interesting times May you never live to see your wife a widow McDonalds Hamburger 69.....Kal Can cat food 89..Hmmmm? MCI playing dirtier than the evil empire cause they're #2 Me a stranger, Nah.. Just a friend you havn't met. me gently with a chainsaw! Me hav'em heap trouble. - Tonto the programmer Me paranoid? Why do you say that? Me, a stranger? Nah, just a friend you haven't met. Me, indecisive? I don't think I am, do you? Me, indecisive? I'm not so sure about that. Me, Indecisive? Humm, I'm not so sure about that. Me, Indecisive? I'm not so sure about that... Me? Indecisive? I don't think I am, Do you? Me? No. Never. Uh-uh. No way. Maybe... Meaning of life: To m$` NO CARRIER Meanwhile back in the Year One Mediocre is as mediocre does. Just average. Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself! Meep, Meep, (and picture a cloud of smoke...) Mega dittos from the Bayou State . . . MegaMail----What A Wonderful Toy! MegaMail: The Mother of All Readers MegaReader tester - and PROUD of it! MegaReader eta rigade Memory ... now where did I put my memory? Memory allocation error: Reboot System! Memory is a thing we forget with. Memory is the first to go--thank goodness! Memory is the second thing to go. Memory....??....What memory?? Men are a pain in the @$$, women are a pain EVERYWHERE! Men have become tools of their tools. Thoreau Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Message contents may settle during mailing\:...:/ Message-write macros, Made to Order. Metamorphic geologists are gneiss people! MetroLink West Los Angeles BBS 310 838-9229 Mice are handy accessories, but I prefer gerbils Mickey Mouse wears a Dan Quayle watch! Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! MicroSoft finally did SOMETHING right... DOS 99 Microsoft is suing Apple 'cause they have employees too. MIDI this, he said, pulling down his.... MIDI: Maybe I'll Die Insolvent! Mie Croc Sauf The, Bord Lande, Lotte Us, etc... Military Intelligence is an oxymoron !! Millions for defense, but not one cent for tribute. Minds & parachutes only function properly when open. Minds, like parachutes, work only when open. Mines a large one. I don't care what, just a LARGE one.. MIPS -- Isn't that a Conehead swear word? MIPS => Meaningless Index of Processor Speed Missed it by | | <- That much! Missing - presumed married. Misspelled? Impossible. My modem is error correcting. Misspelled? Impossible, I have an error correcting modem. Misspelled? Never.... remember, my modem is error correct Mistakes were made. MOBILITY...The Ability To Act Like 1 Of The 3 Stooges ! Mobius strippers never show you their back side. mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo dem ode mod emo Modem owners do it online! Modem sex begins with a handshake. Modem: A great deterrent to phone solicitors Modeming is an exercise of bits, bytes and bauds Modems are G-R-R-R-R-REAT!!! Modems are proof that people enjoy torturing themsevles Modems.....reach out and BYTE someone! Modems...MOdulator DEModulator...MOney owDEd to Ma bell! Modern lingo: 1 if by LAN, 2 if by C, 3 if by ERR MOGUR Monday is a bad way to spend 1/7 of your life Monday is soon coming to a calendar near you! Mondays are a rotten way to spend a 7th of your life. Money can't buy happiness, but it does quiet the nerves. Money can't buy love, but it makes a nice downpayment. Money is Root of Evil- And we All need Roots! Money is the root of all evil - send $9.95 .. Money is the root of all evil; everyone needs roots! Money talks - mine always says "goodbye". Money talks - mine says "Goodbye" Money Talks! Mine always says goodbye! Money wont buy love, but it'll rent the hell out of it. Money? Sysops don't make any! Monotheism is a gift from the gods MONTANI SEMPER LIBERI MOOSE JAW: The only city named after a Prime Minister ! MoPar forever: Pikinu drives a HEMI! More and more I begin to see that we must start the MAD. More taglines coming soon... More than 3 fonts on that newsletter and you die! Morning: cause for alarm Mosquito: Designed by God to make flies seem better. Most of our future lies ahead. Most political jokes get elected Mother Nature didn't plan on Human nature Mother, they're still not sure it IS a baby! Mountains come out of the sky, and they stand there. Move along people, there's nothing to see here. Move to California - The police treat you like a "King" MPU-401s: All they ever think about is Hex! MR DUCKS. MR NOT! OSAR--CD WINGS? LIB! MR DUCKS! Mr Spock wears vulcanized rubbers. Mr Sulu, set course for the HST Zone, warp 14400. Mr. Coffee's Neighborhood...Won't ya be my filter? Mr. Potato Head meets the Veg-o-matic Mr. President, we cannot allow a mineshaft gap! MS Windows support line, how may we defenestrate you? MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN MS-DOS 5.0, Why fix it if it ain't broke! MSI - Bringing it all together in '92 MSI HQ! BBS - Home of Off-Line Xpress 805-395-0650 multitask: Choke on gum and trip simultaniously! Multitasking causes schizophrenia.. Multitasking:Hanging up more than one program Murphy IS an optimist! Murphy LIVES !!! Murphy is out there ... waiting ... Murphy was an optimist. Murphy's corralary: Murphy was an optomist Murphy's Law doesn't apply to mee!!!! Murphy's Law needs to be vetoed!!! Murphy's Law what's that? A)bort,R)etry,P)anic !!! Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, NO CARRIER Mushy peas & mint sauce hmmmmm Must Go - Our Rotweiler needs its teeth sharpened. Must Go - Some Jehovahs witnesses need shouting at. My 386 does an infinite loop in 4.68 sec. My 486 is delayed due to MINOR brain surgery. My ASCII has been de-limited. My attorney knew the Law but his attorney knew the Judge. My baby took the elevator and gave me the shaft! My BEST friend is an AK-47!!! Any Questions???? My body's a temple zoned for toxic waste. My Boss is a Jewish carpenter! My boss is tempermental. 50% temper and 50% mental. My cat's name is: 'Winky, The One-Eyed Wonder Kitty' My computer has the dreaded "Not Enough Memory" Virus! My computer just won't stop talking. My computer NEVER loc My computer's sick. I think my modem is a carrier. my couch potato routine honed to perfection My cow died so I don't need your bull anymore My dad and I are siamese twins. my first Ez-reader reply! My girlfriend and I are expecting a little tagline. My Go amn keyboar oesn't have any 's! My God! It's full of stars! My hard disk hisses like a rattle snake! My hovercraft is full of eels My IBM mouse likes a MS. She's no Genius. My Karma has just run over your Dogma. My Karma just ran over your Dogma. My karma ran over my dogma. My kingdom for a unique tagine! My last original thought died of loneliness. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer! My life is a patio of fun. My lucky colour just faded. My message above. Your response here: __________________ My mind ain't so open that anything can crawl right in. My mind is closed so my body speaks My mistakes are purely erroneous. My Mom took my taglines away for a month! My mother invented me. My father denies! My mother told me I'd have messages like this. My mother-in-law is an alien. My mouse only has one ball.... My nicest dream:  - The world in harmony! My nipples explode with delight! My only cow died, so I don't need your bull. My other brain's a schizofrenic My other car is an Edsel. My other computer is a +4... My other computer is a Cray My other computer is a HAL 9000! My other computer is a SUN SPARCstation My other computer is an IMSAI.... My other processor is a Moulinex. My other tag line is a killer! My other tagline is better. Really! My other tagline is on a bumper sticker My other tagline stolen at nodeid My other tagline stolen at nodeid My printer is Jamaican; it be jommin', mon. My rabbit's just turned into frogs, they croaked. My reality check just bounced. My stereo's -fixed, said Tom monotonously. My stone-age brain, lofted into the vault of heaven... My system goes down more often than a $10 whore. My tagline can beat up your tagline... my tagline is off topic My taglines are original. I am a copy. My Taglines Original. ....It's Zeroxed. My third pet is .BATty; my fourth is MOUSEY. My train of thought derailed! My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! My Twit Filter just put YOU on its Twit List! My Universe - I hate party bashers...... My wife left me - There is a GOD! My wife's other car is a BROOM! My XT's not slow, it just takes it's time! N ever A gain V olunteer Y ourself Nadie tiene ms imaginacin que la realidad. NAK NAK Who's there? #E) NO CARRIER NAK NAK, "Who's There?" #@#^#$%#(#@^ NO CARRIER Name one thing that money cant buy..Uh?..Uh!..A Dinosaur! Name:޺۳ݳݳ Rank:޺۳ݳ Serial No:޺۳ NASA: There's no such thing as a free launch. NASCAR -- Where speed excells! Nasi Lemak, the breakfast of champions. Nato Ergo Sum Navy, Just Another Adventure by Milton Bradley Navy, not just a job, but an adventure. Necessity never made a good bargain. - Ben Franklin Need a hat and thigh-high BOOTS for that one! Neither rain, nor snow, nor l $ Nepotism is relational. Net mail, now where did my opener go.. Network management is like trying to herd cats.. Never "assume" or you'll make an "ass" of "u" and "me". Never a dull moment! Never a victim without retribution!! Never Argue With a Skunk, Mule, or a SysOp Never assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Never call a man a fool, just borrow his money. Never drink whisky on an empty ulcer! Never eat the last cookie. Never encourage anyone to become a lawyer. Never fight with a bear in his own cave. Never go into a hug off balance. Never hit a guy with glasses...Always use your fists! Never hit a man with glasses. Use your fist! Never Insult An ALLIGATOR until you've crossed The River Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a machine know you're in a hurry Never lick a gift horse in the mouth. Never lose your sense of the superficial. Never mind the facts - I know what I know Never mistake motion for action. --Hemmingway Never MOON a werewolf. Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone. Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn. Never program and drink beer at the same time Never put off til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely Never say never again Never say, "I'm game", at a meeting of the NRA. Never shoot pool with your own balls. Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Never smirk at the judge.. NEVER suffer fools gently. . . Kick them!!! Never take a beer to a job interview. Never take a solemn oath. People think you mean it Never take action when you're angry. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never trust a computer you cannot carry. Never trust a grapefruit Never trust a person who says, "Trust Me".... Never try to out-stubborn a pampered Pomeranian! Never try to out-stubborn THREE pampered Pomeranians! Never try to outstubborn a cat. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity Never use a long word when a diminutive one'll do. Never Wear Battery-Powered Clothing to a Formal Event. Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire. New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New Ez-reader user and my phone is free! New ez-reader user tech support welcomed! New Hayes AT command: AT ET = Phone Home. New Jersey & Florio & You-Perfect Together...NOT New mail not found, start whine/pout sequence? New mail not found: Start whine/pout sequence? (Y/N) NEW! NEW! Windex 3.1 for Windows! NEW! NEW! Newest Storage: WORN disk. (Write Once..Read Never) Next time you wave at me... Use all your fingers... Next time you wave, use ALL of your fingers!! Next time you wave, use ALL your fingers!! Next year: 486-50, Local Bus, 540 MB SCSI, 24bit video! Nibbles, bits, bytes....great hobby for a dieter, huh?!? Nice computers don't go down. Nice shoes, but I would hate to be in them. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. Nietzsche is pietzsche, Goethe is murder. NIGHT OF THE ZOMBIE MODEMS! Night Owl CD's, the best around by far NIMBY=Not In My Backyard No amount of advance planning can beat DUMB LUCK! No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck No amount of planning will replace dumb luck. No baby on board - you can destroy my car now. No Bermuda vacation...the bridge is out. no big deal No Brain, No Pain. No Brains... No Headaches... No Condo, No MBA, No BMW, No Clever Tagline No Credit, Bad Credit? No Problem. No Money? Problem. No Credit? No Problem. Bad Credit? No Problem. No Flames! Combustible tempers ahead. No grass grows where my horse has trod. - Atilla the Hun No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting. No inequity is too trivial. No job is so small it doesn't require all your tools No main() No Gain! No matter what happens, someone always knew it would. No matter what the subject, it's money. No matter where you are there you are... No matter where you go, there you are. No matter where you go, there you are. - B. Bonzai No mess is as great as the mess we make of our lives No Money? Problem. No more money for Mickey. Use 4DOS and DRDOS No more money for MICROSOFT. USE 4DOS!!!! No mud can soil us but the mud we throw. No offense intended in anything above! No one has ever bet enough on a winning horse. No one has ever died an atheist. -Plato- No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun No problem is so great it can't be run away from. no problemo No program works the first time you run it. No Purchase Required. Details Inside Package. No reasonable offers refused!! No S&M here - why cause yourself pain?? Use SLMR! No special reason, just government policy No Strippa Da Tagline !! No Tagline available at this time. no tagline needed. No worry, only Robinson Crusoe got it all done by Friday. No!! The potato goes in the FRONT of your Trunks!! No, I never read the documentation NO, I _don't_ do WINDOWS!! No, I'm from Jersey, I only work in outer space. No, I'm not shy - just poor and unemployed. No, no, no...Happiness is a CONNECT. No, no, Nurse! I said "PRICK his Boil!", NOT boil his.. No, no, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!! No, Taco Bell is NOT the Mexican telephone company! Noah saved animals from the flood by arcing them Noah upgraded and built an ARJ! Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition Nobody expects the ... Oh Bugger! Nobody EXPECTS the Spanish Inquisition! NOBODY inquisites the Spanish Expectation! Nobody knows the trouble I have been. Nobody notices when things go right. Nobody's interested in sweetness and light. Non-Trekkies of the world-- GET A FUTURE!! None of you exist, my sysop types all this in! None of you exists, my sysop types all this in! Northwestern Wisconsin Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be! Nosy bugger, ain't I? Not a bug - an undocumented feature!! Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not a real tagline, but an incredible soy substitute. Not all men are fools, some are bachelors. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not breaking the rules, just testing the elasticity... Not even with BOTH hands AND a flashlight! Not now ... I have to go mow the laundry. Not now, I have a headache! Not ready, error reading user's mind. Not sure if it helps, but turn the monitor ON. Not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have a modem. Not tonight dear . . . . . . . . . I have this modem. Not tonight honey ...... I have a modem Nothing behind you matters Nothing can go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wro Nothing cures a case of nerves like a case of beer. Nothing fails like success. NOTHING is FOOLPROOF. Fools are too ingenious! Nothing is foolproof. Fools are too ingenious. Nothing is impossible if you don't have to do it yourself Nothing is so simple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is so smiple that I can't screw it up. Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up Nothing is so smiple that it can't get Nothing is so smiple that it can't get screwed up. Nothing is true. Everything is permissable. Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. Nothing's IMPOSSIBLE to those that don't have to do it. Nothing's so weird that no one's done it. Notice!! Executive Error, Starting Sysop Erasure Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! Now I've gone too far, where do I go now? NOW I've put my ear in it! Now if I can run Win3 under DV under Unix... Now if I could only find the Video switch! Now if only I knew what I was talking about. Now is NOT a good time to annoy me.... Now is the time for all good men Now Press for the _real_ message! Now that I am dead, I'm finally making a living. Now that there's your FIRST problem, Pilgrim! Now that we travel in space how about travelling in time? Now then, was that funny or WHAT? Now using Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! Now where did I park my hard drive?? Now where did I put that nitwit filter? Now where'd I put that sledge hammer? Now which disk did I put that backup on? Now you know why the Cheshire Cat is smiling. Now, from K-TEL, on 2 LPs, 1 Cassette OR 3 CD's! Now, THIS is a tagline Now, where did I put that dweeb filter? NOW, you can press the other key to continue... Nuclear clock stands at five mins to midnite Nuclear clock stands at T - 5 minutes Nuclear Missiles - May they rust in peace! nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more Nuke 'em 'til they glow, & shoot 'em in the dark Nuke 'em 'till they glow, them shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke it till' it glows. Nuke the baby fur whales. Nuke the Gay Whales for Christ. Nurses make it all better Nuthin' is simple sometimes... NYC is to rudeness what Paris is to high fashion O'Brian's Law: Murphy was an optimist... O.K to coninue?? Ob-la-dee Ob-la-da Objects in mirror are really illusions. Objects in taglines are closer than they appear. Objects under T-Shirt are larger than they appear. Obrein! Energize!. OBRIEN ENERGIZE!. OBRI Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an Erection OBVIOUSLY a Norton fan!! Of all liars, memory is the most convincing Of all my relations, I like sex the best. Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most. Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind! of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most Of course I tessssted it. Of course I turned, I hit you didn't I? Of course I'm a virgin! I'm catholic! Of course it's safe. Go on in, I'll be right behind you. Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔ)$׃Ð Off by CRASHING COMPUTER. Time Logged: ߔܵ Off line E-mailers do it all nite Official tag line area. Often incorrect, but never uncertain OH #* &!! YOU DID IT JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU!!! Oh boy... Oh give me a cray... Where the numbers play.. Oh God! I almost stole a tagline! Oh hell, it ain't Friday YET?!? Oh my God! Oh no! Not another 'undocumented feature'! OH NO, my wife burned the rice crispies--AGAIN!! Oh say can you C...(at dawn's early light) Oh Yeah? Oh! To be an Interface Cowboy in Hyperspace.!!! Oh!! You been smoking that STUFF again, ummm? Oh, boy! Groat cakes again! Heavy on the 30-weight, Mom! Oh, by the way: BA-BOO-GA! Oh, come on... Dirty maybe, but NOT SCSI!!!! Oh, cry me a river. Oh, Effendi, if you only knew what a deal I have for you Oh, I can 'C' clearly now, my brain is gone... Oh, I'm a tagline, and I'm OK... Oh, molluscs. I thought you said bacon. Oh, no! Not another learning experience! Oh, what the hell, here's a tagline. Oh, yeah? Well, beam THIS up, pal! Oh, you didn't want an XEROX of the disk? Ok son spell PC,...... PEE SEE, Woops! OK!!...I Failed as proof-reader for M & M's OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Ok, Lets Turn Up the Heat A Little!!! Ok, now which one is the "any" key? Ok, Sysops, Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo Ok, think you're so smart? Set your VCR clock! Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Old Age & Treachery Triumphs Over Youth & Vigor! Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill. Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. Old Amigas never die. They just get harder to kickstart. Old BBSers don't die, they just drop their carrier. Old MacDonald had a computer, with EIA I/O Old mufflers never die, they get exhausted. Old programmers never die, they get updated! Old soldiers never die...young ones do. Old typesetters never die. They just decompose. Old Vulcans never die -- they just go offline. OLX3.0? "I'm hearing November." --Mustang Sally. Omaha? They have computers in Omaha????? Omen The only Way to MOBY! On a clear desk you can never find anything. On a clear disc you can't find anything On a clear disk you can seek forever On a scale of 1 to 10, 4 is about 7. On leave from CNN... On the Bleeding Edge of Technology..... On the other hand, you also have 5 fingers. On the raw edge of reality I stood . . On the trailing edge on technology Once a night, always a Knight, all nite long!! Once I thought I was wrong - but I was mistaken. Once in a while you can get shown the light One good turn gets all the blankets! One good turn gets most of the blankets. One heck of a place to be. One if by LAN, Two if by "C:\". One Iraqui dictator can ruin your whole day. One man gathers what another man spills... One man tells a lie and 100 others repeat it as truth. One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. One man's trash is another man's treasure One more time...Trying Megamail One never knows, do one? One nibble short of a Byte... One planet is all you get! One resource we will never run out of is Idiots One size fits all is a lie. One step forward, two steps back... One thing about pain. It proves you're alive. One wanton pointer, and you're in the soup! Online ONLINE ? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test Online time is fine! ONLINE? Good! Hit to take the I.Q. Test ONLINE? Hit for a quick I.Q. Test! Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps. Only death is fatal - life is not! Only fools rush in...and they get the best seats! Only lemmings jump to conclusions. Only one chance to make a first impression! Only Sky Divers know why Birds sing! Only stop for walls - Speedo Only the mediocre are always at their best. Only the mediocre are at their best all the time. Onward with ez-reader. Is my tie on straight? Ooooo.. My brain hurts! ooooooooonnnnnnnnnn, Oops Cat on the keyboard Oooops. DANGER, Will Robinson, DANGER ! OOPS! I stepped in something, ..... GUI OOPs! This is C++, not C! OOPs, I stepped on a GUI! OOPS: Not just for klutzes anymore Open a hailing frequency... Open mouth, insert foot, echo internationall Open mouth, Insert foot, Echo Internationally Open Mouth, Insert foot, SHUTUP! Open mouth, insert shoe store Open my eyes, that I may see... Open Roads....Open Minds. Open the pod bay doors please, Hal. Open the Windows and let the bugs in. Open wide! You don't know how big this thing gets! Open WINDOWS and you let BUGS in... Open your mouth honey, it's just a tongue depressor... OPERATER ERROR.. (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)hoot... Operator...give me the no for 911, quick! Opinion and Butt, everybody has one..... Opportunity knocks but once, GRAB that sucker Optical mice have no balls ORG.ASM Not Found. Wife Not Happy! Organization is the enemy of improvisation. ORGASM.HER not found. Action: (A)bort (R)etry (F)ake? Originality is the art of concealing your source. Originality is the art of concealing your sources. OS/2 ... Half an Operating System? OS/2 ErrorScan- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)" OS/2 VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y,y)" OS/2...half an operating system! OS/2: What Windows will NEVER BE! Oswald didn't shoot JFK Other than that, how'd you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln? Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? OTOH... you could always call Compu$pend! OUCH! I got my floppy caught in my PKZipper! Ouch! And I mean it. Our 274 Tech Support employees can't be wrong! Our father who art in Redmond, hallowed be thy DOS Our patience will achieve more than force Our pond has ducks. Really anti-social ducks. Our viewers need proof! Out of body, be back in five minutes. Outlaw junk mail, and save the trees! Outta the way, ya knuckleheads! OVERDRAWN? What the hell?, I still have checks left! Overweight just sort of snacks up on you. Oxymoron #40: Ironclad Guarantee Oxymoron: one who has used too much acne goo? P Revere: "One if by Lan, two if by 'C'" P.l.e.a.s.e...Mr. Data....no more jokes! Pagans do it in the Woad Pain is temporary...Glory is forever. Pakled Prunes: Things To Make You Go. Palindrome? Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas. Palindromic taglines are for roferas enilgat cimordnilap Panic now - avoid the rush! Paradise Motel: Jimmy Swaggart's Home for Wayward Girls! Paramedics are patient people. Paranoia is heightened awareness!! Paranoids are never alone. Pardon me while I go throw up... Pardon me, but your shoe is ringing... Pardon me, I've been BBSing. Pardon me, my brain is clogged with bong resin. Pardon me, please. Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? pardon me.. I have been smoking DSZ docs! Pardon my driving; I'm trying to reload. Parenthood-Feeding the mouth that bites you! Parents become instantly wiser when a teenager turns 21! Park Overall is an optimist. Park the HD? As in moving it from D to P? Part 2 to a better America: HANG ALL POLITICIANS Part-time musicians are semiconductors Partition your hard drive with Disk Devastater Partition your hard drive with Disk Mangler. Pass by the open WINDOWS Pass the mental floss... Passing Thru [1:107/411@FIDONET] (107/477) Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly Passwords? -- We don' need no steenkin passwords! Past of try is tried. Past of do is done. PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! Patience -- Wait control Patience is a virgin. Patience NOW! PATIENCE, A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue. PATIENCE-A Virtue That Carries A Lot Of Wait Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Pave the bay. PC & taglines under final tests. PC (and taglines) are on the "bench." PC and taglines are under repair. PC RAID -- Kills Program Bugs DEAD!! PCBackup: 1 of 1362 disks. PCBored? Call a WILDCAT! BBS tonight! PCRelay:TELEPHNE -> Telephone Exchange at 904-268-2945 [H Peace Sells ... But Who's Buying? Peace.....Through superior fire power!! PEACE: The Universal Greeting Word for The Asiatic World! PEACENIKS; Demonstrate in a dictatorship!!!! Peanut Butter & Taglines: One Great Taste. Pedal to the Metal Pee wee would write, but he does not have a free hand! Penny for your thoughts.. Hey! I deserve change! People are always available to work in the past tense. People are boring. Computers are fun. People are still having sex. People are strange when you're a stranger. People let me tell ya 'bout my best friend People say I'm apathetic, but I don't care. People say I'm indecisive, but I'm not so sure. People who don't like OS/2 have a hard time finding why. People who eat snails are slime!! People who gleet in glass houses, shouldn't! People who live in glass houses shouldn't. People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy People would be alive if there were a death penality Perestrika... Llibertat... Demana PAU, au! PEROT for PRIME MINISTER PEROT for PRIME MINISTER! Persist: the greatest effort's not enough. PERSONAL COMPUTING ... A Terminal Disease. Pets are it! Pets are the soul of the household Phaser?? I don't even KNOW her!!! Philadelphia Pa... We Bomb our Citizens Philosophically speaking, I just Kant see it. Philosophy is the root of all things. Phone Sex isn't good enough for me! Photographers do it with a shutter. Pi aren't square! Cornbread are square! Pi r Square? No, Pies are round and boxes are square. Pi R squared. Nooo! Pie R round, Cornbread R squared! Pi R Squared? No Pi R round, Cornbread R Square! Pi R Squared? No. Pie R round, Cornbread R square! PICARD: Worf, get that apple out of your mouth! Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Pick up the phone. I've got MNP on mׯች NO CARRIE Pikinu's Pampered Pomeranian Paradise! 502-895-8866 Pine Trees are fine trees! Pirates, they're recking it for everyone! Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks! pitchfork (n.): used to unload dead babies from boxcars Pitchfork: a device for collecting dead babies PKWARE: "The Data Compression Experts" (tm) Place written complaint and proof here====>[] Place Your Ad Here Plankton lobiest: "Nuke the whales!" Planned Parenthood is nothing of the sort. Play it Again, Sam Please call IBM. I believe my computer's on fire. Please check your firearm at the door. Please do Not: Fold, Spindle, or Cogitate Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth. Please Hold... Please leave deposit in appropriate bank... Please say it isn't so!!! PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR Please wait ONE HOUR before replying... Please, Captain, not in front of the Klingons. Please, Mr. Wizard! Which way is the Byteroom? Pleasure is the bait of sins. Plerique amicos, tanquam pecudes, eos potissium Plunk your magic twanger, Froggyyyyy! Plus e la change, plus c'est la mm chose Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis PO Box 209 Marlton NJ 08053-0209 Pockets! I have POCKETS!!! POKER - The game of the GODS! POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS*POLICE TAGLINE*DO NOT CROSS* Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!! Politically Incorrect and proud of it! Politics is no exact science Politics permits a LOT more idiocy than science does. Polls show that 8 out of 5 schizophrenics agree Poo poo occurs, on several occasions. Poo poo occurs. POPs+OOPs+C==C++ Positively NO TAGS ALLOWED HERE!!!!! Possession, n. The whole of the law. Postscript,..Prescript,..what's the difference? Potato Salad Special - $1.59 Today only! Potty Mouth! Potty Mouth! Power attracts the corruptable. Power corrupts, absolute power is kind of neat. Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat. Power Windows BBS 205-881-8619, SB, MIDI, Windows, more! Practice safe algebra...use brackets! Practice safe eating: use condiments. Pray for great things, but above all, Pray! Pray for Ted Turner, he's in need!! Prayer will be in schools as long as exams are! PregNet: Undergoing rapid expansion! Premium Notice: ......The check is in the mail! Preserve Wildlife, Throw a Party. Preserve wildlife... pickle a sqirrel. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press -- to continue ... Press -- to store all new data: Press to abort Press any key to ...... Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key to continue... Where's the ANY key? Press CTL-ALT-DELETE to use computer effectively Press CTRL-ALT-DEL to continue Press SPACEBAR once to quit or twice to save changes. Press the "any key" to continue. Press the key now... Press the button, my friend, send me back into time. Prevent noise pollution. Gag a Rapper! PRIME DIRECTIVE, MY A**! Phasers on maximum! Prime-time TV is the opiate of the masses. Primum Non Nocere Printer paper is strongest at the perforation Printers do it without wrinkling the sheets. printf("This is a tagline..."); printf("\nThis is your br printf('to C or not to C..that is the question'); Prisons are places people go to in a pinch. Pro Choice! Pro is to con as progress is to Congress Problem: My #VARIABLE# doesn't want to. Problems! Problems! If only to much MONEY was a problem! Problems.... Problems... If only MONEY was a problem! Problems? No, I LIKE my foot there. Procrasinators Anonymous Meeting - Tomorrow Procrastination means never having to say you're sorry... Procrastinators don't die, they keep putn' it off! Production is the basis of mor Production is the basis of morale. Profanity, the language computerists know. Profanity, The Language of Computer Professionals. Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt. Professor: a textbook wired for sound. PROGRAM n. used to turn valid data into error messages PROGRAM v. act similar to beating your head against awall Programmer on Computer Programmers do it top down... Programmers do it with their fingers. Programmers don't Byte,they just Nybble a bit Programmers don't get sniffles, they get a CODE. Programmers don't repeat themselves, they LOOP Programmers get overlaid! Programming Dept.: Mistakes made while you wait. Programming is life. Let me live, let me live, let me... Programming _can_ be fun. Programs are just people in disguise. Progress is made on alternate Fridays. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Proposed NEW tax will pay the tax on the tax, supposedly. Prostitutes never have a free night! Protect data from prying eyes: randomize it! Providing computer solutions for the mentally impaired... Prunes give you a run for your money. PS. I'm a quiche-eating Pascal person! Pssst. Dennis Ritchie is a closet Pascal user! Psychic Convention. You know where & when. Psychic Midget on the Lam=Small Medium at Large Psychoceramics: The study of crackpots. Psychoceramics: The study of hard-headed SysOps. PUI: Piglet User Interface Puns are bad, but poetry is verse! Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel. Push any key. Then push the any other key. Put on your seatbelt. I wanna try something. Put on your seatbelt...I wanna try PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Put welfare recipients to work. . . writing taglines! Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing power Putting out the fire with vaseline ... Pyscho 3.0 installed; run NORMAN.MOM Q: Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? QDOOR, QWK Mail Door for the Executive Host BBS Qmodem changed my life...I used it to get {COMMO} Qmodem: what every aging woman named Carol needs! [] Quayl(e).."Don't forget to VOT questions, questions questions! Questions, questions! Does it ever end?! QUICK! Call a witch-doctor: My witch is sick! Quick! Close your mind!! Something might get in. Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened! QuickC, QuickBasic, TurboPascal; Why's it all so fast? Quoth the Maven Rvermore. Quoth the raven, `Eat my shorts!' Qweekmail? We don't need no steenking Qweekmail! QWK: The VHS of offline mail formats. R. Crusoe - only one who got everything done by Friday! R. Smith: Chevrolet, Heartbreak of America. R.E.M. Out Of Time R.VAN VALEN-HEALTH CARE BBS!GREENSBORO,GA(706)453-4827VOI R/O capable (this is a BASIC tag-line!) R/O capable. R:Base 3.1: debased R:Base. R:BASE is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Race Car spelled backwards is Race Car Radioactive cats have 18 half lives. Radioactive Halibut will make fission chips Radioactive halibut will make great fission chips. RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile RAID - - Kills bugs DEAD !!! Rain Rain Go away! Come Again Some Other Day! Rainy days and automatic weapons get me down Raise your IQ: Eat gifted children Raising kids is like trying to herd cats! Raising Microsoft bashing to an art form! RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure.... RAM: Rarely Adequate Memory. Ramble on..... Random answers are my specialty! Random order is an oxymoron. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Rap MUSIC is an oxymoron.... RBBS? Re-use, Re-cycle, Re-fuse Reach out & touch someone....OUCH!!!!! Reach out, reach out and flame someone! Read my lips... No more cows, man. Read the docs. Wow, what a radical concept! Read the docs? I don need no steenking docs! Read the docs? What a RADICAL concept! Read the docs?? Wow, what a RADICAL concept !! Read the dox?!!? Yea, rite... Read the manual? Doesn't it come in automatic? Read the next message STUPID....! Read. You may learn someting!!! Reader not found, please notify tagline. Reading science fiction can save you from MindLock Reading takes time. It's FUNNER on RIME. Reading, writing. Who cares about arithmetic? Real hackers' method: COPY CON: PROGRAM.EXE Real love stories never have endings. Real men write self-modifying code Real processors don't have segments Real progammers don't need spell chekers! Real programmer use EDLIN. Real programmers can't read code while wearing a tie. Real Programmers Collect Lint. Real Programmers Don't Write Games! Real programmers innovate, others LITIGATE ! Real Programmers use DEBUG C:\DOSFILES\PROGRAM.EXE REAL programmers write self-modifying code. REAL Robocommies don't eat quiche REAL Sysops disconnect the Speaker! Reality check just bounced, Must have come from Congress Reality failure. Press enter to continuum. Reality is a constant intrusion on my dreams. Reality is for people who can't face drugs. Reality is for people who can't handle computers. Reality is for people who can't handle drugs. Reality is for those who can't handle computers Reality is for those who can't handle Fantasy. Reality is frequently inaccurate Reality is good for you...in small doses. Reality is not for me and it makes me laugh. Reality is ok - I just don't make a habit of it. Reality is something you rise above. Reality is when it happens to you. Reality slap number 999999 coming up REALITY.SYS corrupted: Re-boot universe? REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q) REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? Y/N/Q Reality: a crutch for those that don't daydream ! Reality? Nope, not for me, ...It makes me laugh. Reality? I'll only go as a tourist! Reality? Yeah . . I sorta remember that . . . Really. And do these lions eat ants? Reasoning, Circular: See Circular Reasoning Rebel without a clue Recovering Taglinestealaholic. Please do not tempt. Recursive (r-kr-sv) adj. See "recursive." Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Recycle! Today's Garbage is tomorrow's America. Recycle...It saves money and the world. Reduce brain fat. Eat moral fiber. Reformat Hard Drive! Are you SURE (Y/Y)? Refuse novocain - transcend dental medication. Regardless of what you may think, this is NOT a tagline. Regardless of what you think, I am *THE* man! Regards, Doug Regional pilots do it longer,slower,and more frequently ! Rejected designs: I  NY; I  NY; I  NY. Relax. It's only ones and zeroes. Relay THIS, fella! Remedy for a FAT file: Take fewer bytes Remember the deal's not done until the check clears. Remember the immortal Socrates..."I drank what?" Remember the VW Anomaly...er, Bug? Remember to never split an infinitive. Remember when safe sex was not getting caught in the act? Remember when sex was dirty and the air was clean? Remember when SI= 60, Sigh, Now It's 2 Remember who has control of the DEL key! Remember, Murphy is out there....waiting. Remember, no matter where you go, there you are. Remember, to a computer 1 + 1 = 10. Remember, we're all counting on you! Remember, wherever you go, there you are. Remember....a wet bird never flies at night. Remember....VIRUS spelled backwards is....SURIV ????? Remember: 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser Remember: COBOL can be cured if detected early. Removal of this Tagline is Punishable under Canadian Law Remove tongue from cheek before chewing. Repent -- Quit you job -- Slack off Reputation: what others are not thinking about you RES IPSA LOQUITUR, but not clearly. Research: Doing battle with ignorance. Resist the devil and he will flee from you Resist the temptation to buy a boat. Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Resistance is useless, you can have me. retupmoc siht edisni depart m'I pleH return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Reversals are coming! Revlon effect:Our only service is lip service RFC Computers.....818-339-2781 Rhode Island, the ocean state. Rhode Island, the smallest state in the USA Rick for President! RIME - Ridiculous Idiots Mouthing Everywhere Rl prgrmmrs dnt nd vwls rm -rf means never having the chance to say you're sorry RNet 1.07U:U'NI-net:.\rtist On-Line Information System RNet 1.08I:U'NI-net: The Tool Shop Panorama City CA 81 Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs... E. Hemmi Road-Kill Sold Here! Eat in or take out! Robb, Cheatham & Steele: Attorneys at Law RoBo in the hands of Dumbo cd. be ho,ho,ho!! Robo is not a COP !! ROBOCOMM IT!!!! Robocommies do it with EZ-READER ROBONAP- sleeps for you while you are online. ROBONAP: Sleeps *for* you while you're online. Rocks: The original unfinished furniture! Rocky/Bullwinkle '92: You'd prefer Bush? Roll the dice, pay the price. Rolling On The Floor Laughing And Scaring The Cat ROM wasn't built in a day! ROM: Randomly Operational Memory. Usually. Romeo Romeo, where the hell did you go? Romulan Bell: Make a run for the Neutral Zone! Ron's Roost BBS 517-851-7762 USR D/S Rotisserie: A Ferris wheel for chickens. Route messages? Of course I do! RPI cheer:e^^x du/dx,e^^x dx;sec,cos,tan,sin,3.14159... RTFM - Revert To Former Method! RTFM? NO! Call author at home - at night! Rumors start easily around here... pass it on. Rumour: NT means Not Tested Run away! Run away! Run away! Run! Run for safety, foolish pedestrians! Running OS/2, and loving it! RUNTIME ERROR 103 CAPITAL HEAD QUARTERS! Rural life is lived mostly in the country Rush Hour is an oxymoron! RUSSIA: Glasnost experiment site S/He who uses bad language must be an R:BASE programmer! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. Safety Harbor Institute of Technology Safety tip from PeeWee: Don't leave your tools out! Sally sells C Shells to the C sore. Sally swaps C shells in the C core. Salvador Dali:Surreal Killer! Quaker Oats:Cereal Killer. Same old shit, Just different day! Santa Clarita, CA 91350 Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. Santa's helpers are now Subordinate Clauses! SAPFU -- Surpassing All Pevious Foul Ups SASS - Sysops Against Stupid Signatures SAST = Sysops Against Stupid Taglines Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas! Satisfied registered user of Telix v3.12 Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in. Save a tree-Eat a beaver! Save energy, be apathetic. Save gold...it has VALUE, not a printed price Save on toilet paper...use both sides! Save pennies>> Make your own bullets! Save the Manatee - kill a boater Save The Next Generation -- End Abortion today! SAVE THE NOCTURNALS! Save the planet from disaster -- Replicate Save the Whales - Collect the entire set! Save the whales. Trade them at church! Save the whales; collect the whole set! Save trees - do everything online Say "please" & "thank you" a lot. Say goodnight, Dick. Say pistachios ... it's impolite to say nuts. Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schizophrenic? I'm bleedin' Quadrophenic Scholars are a library's way of making more libraries. Schwarzkoff happens.... In downtown Bagdad. Science Fiction: The cutting edge of reality! Science has yet to explain Isaac Asimov's sideburns... Scientists are planning to blow up the Moon!!! Scotland-men are men, women are cold, & sheep are nervou Scott me up Beamie! Scotty Beam me aboard! Aye Aye captian...will a 2 by 4 do Scotty, beam us aboard!" "Aye sir ... will a 2x4 do?" Script: ImpLode, UpLode, DownLode, ExpLode! Scripts don't what I tell them to. :-( Scruples are best with garlic butter. Scrute the inscrutable; eff the ineffable. SCUD : Sure Could Use Directions Scuze'a Seal Beach CA 310-430-0079 USR D/S Searching for help in all the right places Season's Greetings should be all year 'round! Sector not found. Kill Program? (Y)es, (N)o, (S)crew it Sector not found: (A)bort (R)etry (G)iveup Sects, sects, sects. Is that all monks think about? Sects, sects, sects. Is this all monks think about? See COM run. See EXE run. See COM and EXE run. see here now ... See other side. See the gypsy queen in a glaze of Vaseline See! I didn't feel a thing! SEEK Error Reading Drive C: Seek error reading drive Z:, reboot system! SEEK ye first the kingdome of God Selamat Datang! Self help for people who talk too much: On and On Anon Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!! Semper fidelis- always faithful. Send Lawyers, Guns and Money. Send me a buck and I'll be RICH! (I wish) Send Monopoly Money to your Favorite TV Evangelist SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . . Senility means never having to drink to forget. sensations, libations, that stagger the mind. Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life. SERVICE AND CLAIMS: Midnight to 2 AM. Set laser printer to "STUN" SET OZONE=CLOSE, do enviroment varibles work? Set phasers on "Scramble" and fire at the phone company. Set your Phasers on *Pur^[^\e* Sex drives me crazy! Others too! Sex is a misdemeanor-The more you miss de meaner you get. Sex is dirty only if it's done right. Sex IS dirty... If you're doing it right. Sex is like an industrial film covered in fur... Sex is natural, but not if its done right! Sex isnt the answer.Sex is the question.YES is the answer Sex on TV can't hurt, unless you fall off.... Sex on TV doesn't hurt ... As long as you don't fall off. Sex relieves tension, Love makes tension. Sexy women are nature's way of saying "Keep it up!"... Shakespearecomm...transmits up to 14,400 bard Share and enjoy, share and enjoy! Shareware author dies: .GIF at eleven! Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing. Shave daily with Occam's razor. Shchizphrenia beats being alone She aches, just like a woman... She doesn't have PMS, she really IS a bitch! She laments,...her husband goes this morning a-birding. She never kissed a parrot but had kissed a cockatoo! She poured sugar in the gastank of my heart! She turned me into a newt! I got better... She's my wife's younger cousin... She's not a gossip, just an interesting news source! Sheesh! You start havin' fun, and they send the lawyers! Shell to DOS....come in DOS. Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors! Shh...Be vewy quiet! I'm hunting tagwines! Shhhh! Hardware is Supposed to Be Secret! Shhhh! Listen to the bitstreams . . . shift key/ never heard of it1111 Shin - Device for finding furniture in the dark. Shock Treatment! 3 GIGS Wildcat! 3.52 2 lines USR *16.8* Shoot all the Radicals! Shoplifters with the runs take Clepto Bismol Shopping tip: Shoes are $.85 at bowling alleys. Short attention span tagline Short-hop to Johnson, bobbles it, over to 1st...Safe! Shortcut: Taking a quicker route to stand in a bank line! Should be read umop apisdn for best results Should I Stay or Should I Go? Should shellfish sue for damages in small clams court? Should we tell the children when we move? Show Girl : she's more show than girl. Show me something built to last Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor si vous avez l'argent, j'ai le temps Sierra Beta Tester-Tough job, but someone's gotta! Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips. Sign here please:___________________________Thanks Sign here: X______________________________. Sign Here: __________________________________ Sign in Pet Store: "Buy one, get one flea." Sign said "SLOW CHILDREN." How Sad for the neighborhood! SILENCE: Wisdom's One Satisfactory Substitute Silly Little Mail Reader - because I deserve the best. Silly Magician, Tricks are for Hookers. Silly Rabbi, Trids are for Kicks Silly rabbit, tricks are for hookers! Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Silly Wabbit, Trix are for Hookers!! Simpler to beg forgiveness than ask permission! SIN OF OMISSION: Any Sin that you forgot to commit. Since when was a phone for talking? Since you put it that way... Sir! Romulan Warbird decloaking2O:b NO CARRIER Sisyphus never had to deal with a LAN. Sitting here with my BUFFER open!!! Sitting watching the railroad tracks rust Skating away on the thin ice of a new day SKYDIVE NAKED! (>---====-----8)---< X Skydiving & Maxwell House - Good to the last drop! Skydiving: Gravity powered, adrenaline fueled! Slavery's not just a job, it's indenture. Sleazegate - The First Name in Disc Drives Sleazegate and Disk Mangler - What a pair! Sleep warm, love well, and carry a big stick. Sleep: That fleeting moment before the alarm goes off. Sleep: What other people do while the rest of us compute. SLMR - It doesn't use much space, but WHAT a READER! SLMR, if it weren't so damn good, I'd use something else! Sly Stallone, how do U spell relief? R-E-E-um-L-E-F-uh-E? Small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it. SMASH a key! Any key! Smile alot...people will think you're crazy Smile if you are wearing sexy underwear. Smile if you like Klingons {{:-) Smile when you say "Damn Yankee." Smile! It makes people wonder! Smile, things could get worse. And they will. Smile--makes people wonder what you've been up 2 Smokey the Bear says: Strip mining prevents forest fires. SMOKIN'JOE'S DECATUR,IL. (217)425-7051 USR DUAL Smoking cures weight problems....eventually... Smoking manuals is dangerous to your health. Snow! I want snow NOW!!!! Snow?! You can have it! I want SUNSHINE! Lot's of it!! So Far ... So Good ... So What? So how DO they get Teflon to stick to the pans? So how DO you plant seedless grapes??? So I wing it w/the Encyclopedia Britannica. So if she weighs the same as a duck... So it's my birthday. Big deal!! So many BBSs, so little time! So many bytes, so few cps. So many messages, so little time So many pedestrians, so little time... So many taglines, so little time. So Sioux me. So that's all there is! So what if I am a modem junky? So who did frame Roger Rabbit? SO WHO NAMED YOU "TASTE POLICE" ANYWAY? So who's idea was it to let AKC do SPCA's job So you feel like a preserved moose on stage? So, I hear you're into molinology... So, what dimension are YOU from, Aahz? So, where IS the key? So, Who thought up Taglines, Anyway?? So? What do you want ME to do about it? SOB:Sitting on Branch;FOB:Falling off Branch Soccer is a good sport! Just don't SOCK-HER! Software Bugs? Exterminators 'R Us Software Error: Programmer Held. Finish all activities Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Software is never having to say you're done Software specs: Pick two - [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Software unprotects, a hex change operation Solar powered flashlight business for sale. Cheap!! Solution: A more subtle problem. Some assembly required. Some days you get the bear, some days the bear gets you. Some days you're the windshield, some days you're the bug Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers. Some men are discovered. Others are found out Some of us take longer to grow up than others Some people just don't know when to quit Some people think "asphalt" is a rectal disorder. Some taglines SHOULD be turned of Some take their mark, others leave it Some things are still sacred - I haven't taken them apart SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! My Keyboard Died!!! Somebody keeps changing the rules. Someone say "crash"? We all need hobbies! Sometimes I sits and thinks amd sometimes I just sits. Sometimes it's hard to find the right question. Sometimes the elevator. Most often the shaft!! Sometimes the obvious works best! Sometimes you get beer, sometimes beer gets you Sometimes you're a bug, sometimes a windsheild Sometimes, I wish I could PKZIP my wife! Soooo many programs...so little time Sorry about your Rectocranial Inversion. Sorry this TAGLINE is Out of Service. Sorry, but you have no choice; you're God be default. Sorry, I'm not interested; I don't indulge in Rishathra. Sorry, unable at this time to remain clear of the ARSA Sorry... my mind has a few bad sectors. Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!! Southern Hospitality is Contagious!! Spacebar, spacebar, please help me out. Spaced Aliens: Columbian drug lords in US. Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer... Spam Spam Spam Spam, Spammity Spammmm, Spam, Spam, Spam Spare yourself many hard falls; don't jump to conclusion Sparky, Sparky, Bo-Farky. Banana Fana Fo-Farky .. Speak slowly... I'm naturally blonde. Speed costs money. How fast do you want to go? Speed kills, but everybody wants more. Speel it rite nesks time dood Spell chequers dew knot work write. Spelling mistakes? No way I have an Error Correcting mod Spellings: Compatible, definitely, protocol. Spill a drink on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spill something on your hard drive? Try PC Towels... Spindle & Multilate - See if I care.. Spiritual Truth thru Superior Weapons. SPITFIRE Shareware Split the messages, and they will disagree! Split your coffee? Call a Chemist! Spock, you are such a putz! Spock... you're such a putz. Square onions: opinions which lack pi. St. Louis Music: Someone to Stay With Stacatto signals of constant information... Stack Overflow. Press Any Key To Rebooty Stagecoach -- Drama teacher Stamp it and ship it. Stamp out QUOTERS' DISEASE! Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets! STARK RAVING SOBER Starting a new era in tagline lunacy! Statements here are NOT those of the Posys... Statements here are not those of the Sysop... Stationary mice have bigger balls. (c)1991 Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! Steal my wallet, car and TV - but leave the computer! Steal Taglines? You can't steal my T Steal this Tag Line. Stealth Condoms: She'll Never See You Coming! STEP 12:Having had a spiritual awakening as a result .... Step on it before it gets the children! Step on no pets! Steroids, the breakfast of champions STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang than doesn't work. STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work. Still couldn't get no Dynamo Humm... Stipulation #1: There will be no stipulations Stolen taglines are the sincerest form of flattery. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility foryourself. Stop blaming others. Take responsibility foryourself. Stop crime NOW.. Let's prevent it ..Not lament it. Stop here for Transcendental Omniscience Stop tagline theft! Copyright your tagline (c) Stop while you're a Thread...... Storms are caused by cold fronts and weekends. Storms in tea cups, but in politics we sail in pape Stove Top? I'm stayin'! Stress mamagement tip: Drive to work in reverse... STRESS--Your gut says no & your mouth says yes Strike any user when ready... Strike Commander release date - what? WHEN?! Strip mining prevents forest fires. Strive for excellence, not perfection. strrev(strcpy("xus yti "+7,"varg")-7)[0]='G' STUPIDITY is NOT a HANDICAP! Park elsewhere! Submarine Sailors Go Deep and Never Come Up for AIR! Success is achieving the top of the food chain. Such a long long time to be gone SUPER SOFTWARE BBS (908) 850-1579 Superstition brings bad luck! Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers! Support mental health - or I'll kill you! Support PROgress, not CONgress! Support Shareware! Support Shareware! Support the economy: Buy a Hyundai! Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!! Support wildlife, take a SysOp to lunch Support your consultant - they have needs also. Support your local AAAAA! Support your local police dept! Bribe a cop! Support your local zoo. Support your right to keep and arm bears! Surf's up! Surgeon General's Warning: Some Assembly Required. Surrender now - before I have to offer you better terms. Survival Tip #2: Never moon a werewolf. Sushi--known to the rest of the world as "Cut-bait." Swastikas, skulls and crossbones, dice flashing snakeeyes Swords to Ploughs? Wouldn't they be small? SX=Sexually eXtinct,also known as neutered,ergo an SX Sysop love habits revealed: on the next "Geraldo!" Sysop not found! Please notify computer Sysop of Favors~ BBS: 1-317-786-3846/Indianapolis, IN SysOp*DownTown BBS*(213)484-0260*USR D/S Available*4.6Gig SysOp: (Noun) One who constantly reconfigures. SysOp: Gofer in charge of bolts, wires & electricity Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.. Sysops are people too! Sysops, always looking for space. System Crash (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup SYSTEM ERROR! Press F13 to continue. Systems Recruiting in the US & Canada T in Heaven. I/O'd be Thy Name... Tact is for weenies. Tact is knowing how far to go in going too far. Tag - Your it! How childish... Tag line #27, See Apendix C, pg 245 Tag Line Generator Failure! Please steal more! Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo. Tag line under construction. Tag Lines? What's a Tag Line???? Tag!! You're "IT"!! Tagito ergo sum (I tag, therefore I am) Tagline affixed in compliance with Stuffed Articles Act. Tagline delivery delayed due to bad roads. Tagline dispenser temporarily out of order. Tagline for sale CHEAP. Insert $1 into drive A: Tagline goes here - Use your imagination! Tagline Lotto: <- Scratch here to reveal prize. Tagline MADE IN USA (Assembled in Mexico) Tagline not found -- Please notify Sysop! TagLine Serial No.10397 - (C) 1990, All rights reserved TagLine Serial No.10398 - (C) 1991, All rights reserved Tagline stolen by SLMR20 from SLMR105 from SLMR10. Tagline Virus! Don't steal this tagline! Tagline, I don't need no stinking tagline! Tagline, You're it! Tagline: Universal wisdom in 45 bytes. Tagline? Tagline? What tagline? I can't see a tagline here! Tagline? Where? What is a tagline, anyways? Taglines - can't live with 'em . . . TagLines are a figment of your imagination. Taglines are for idiots. Taglines are for morons. Taglines are for wimps Taglines are the restroom wall of RelayNet. Taglines cause cancer. Taglines make great Christmas gifts. Taglines mean nothing to me! Taglines that make you go "Hmmm..." Taglines v1.07 (c) 1989 Tony Tortorelli Taglines wanted! Taglines...the electronic "bumper snicker"... Taglines: Steal all you want... we'll make more. Taglines? Taglines? I doan wan' no stinkin' taglines! Tagteam: A bunch of people thinking up taglines Take my advice...I'm not using it Take no prisoners, we can't feed them. Take pot to the beach; leave no tern unstoned. Take the antiderivative of (tan 3x^2)/5x... Take time to listen... Take what you want - leave some if you want. No ratios. Take Your Mouse to lunch Today! Taken as a whole, the universe is absurd Takes a lot of RAM to make your floppy spin. Talent is as talent does. Talk back, tremblin' lips! Talk is cheap - Because supply exceeds demand. Talk is cheap--except when Congress does it. Talk is cheap... till you hire a lawyer. Talk is cheap... until you hire a lawyer. Talk softly and carry a "BIG" stick Tammy Faye loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an ass Tanglin, Singapore 065-254-9968 HST/ZyX TANSTAAFL Tantric electronics: mani padme Tar is not a plaything! TARDIS Express: When it has to be there YESTERDAY. TARFU -- Things are Really Fouled Up Target Front.....INCOMING FRONT!!!!!! Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed. Teachers do it......but forgot how!!! Teachers would do it....but forgot how!! Tech Support Help Is Just A Busy Signal Away. TECHNICALITY: Someone *ELSES* Constitutional rights.. TechnoBabble - Requires BS to understand!!! TechnoBabble, the language of choice! Technology ... Ain't it amazing? Technology is so technological Teenage Mutant Ninja *WHAT*???? Teeth were not made for stripping wires. Telecommunicators are special people. Telix users are worth their SALT. Tell it to the Judge Tell me more about these "habits". Beverly Tempe, AZ 602-894-6526 TERMINAL GLARE: A look that kills! terra incognita. [Lat.] Terror: A female Klingon with PMS. test test test and retest Testing One... Fiftythree... fortytwo... Th vwls n m kbrd dn't wrk vry wll, d thy?? Thank you for reading this message! Thank you for the wonderful tag line Thank you. Thanks for the tagline. :-) Thanks, I have a good one. What I need is a longer one. That Ain't My Wife. ......She's My Sysop That was Zen, this is Tao. That which does not kill us makes us stronger. That which does not kill you , makes you stronger. That's about the sum of it. That's Bond, James Bond, double-oh-seven.. That's funny, you don't LOOK Druish.... That's Mister Idiot to you! That's my story and I'm stickin' to it! That's no ordinary rabbit . . . That's not a bug! It's supposed to do that! That's not a bug, it's a FEATURE! That's not a bug, that's a feature That's not a Bug, that's an Enhanced Feature That's not a bug--it's an undocumented feature! That's not a bug. It's supposed to do that. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's okay, my mother didn't BEAR me either! That's stronger than a garlic milkshake. That's why GOD made your eyes; to plagiarize. Thats a nice dog, hey! dont bite me. no,NOo ah, AUGGGG!!! The "Any" key? See the one in the back marked "power"? The "HELL" you say... The Abort, Retry, Fail ? The above opinion is worth 2 cents. The agony of delete... The Answer is 42 The art of gaming..@Honolulu, HI The axe swung, blood droplets flew, & the warrior laughed The Babble Underground - 707 575 0636 - Home of JABBER The backup's not over til the FAT table sings... The banner bore a single word: Excelsior! The Bare Facts About Nevada Agriculture. The beatings will continue until morale improves! The beatings will continue utill moral improves The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. The best deeds are done without fanfair. The best government is the least government. The Best Prophet of The Future is The Past The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/s^2 The best way to accelerate Windows is at escape velocity. The Bigger the Drive,the more Junk Collected The bigger the theory, the better. The Boardwalk! Federal Way, WA 206-941-3124 The BoReD BoArD 1(908)922-3013 107/204@fidonet 300-14400 The boss is always right. The buck doesn't even slow down here! The buck starts here. The buck stops at the desk over there. The Buck stops here, the Doe just visits.. The Buck stops here, the Dough just visits.. The buck stops here. The bugs will go away when you turn off the computer! The cavalry is late The characters in this message are recyclable THE CHEQUE'S IN THE MAIL - HONEST! The chip's canna' take much more o'this, Captain. The circus is in town. The CLOCK$ stops here. The COBOL Crisis: "But it worked in test". The common denominator produces divide ovflow The Cookie Jar 714.997.0350 Running GAP 6.0/M The cost of feathers has risen...Now even down is up! The crulest lies are often told in silence The current death rate? One per person, of course. The Cursed Cursor curses and having cursed... The darn thing works better if you plug it in The DataQuest is OS/2'ing it! The day divides the nights. Nightime devours the day. The Department of Defense Tagline-yours for only $82,968! The dog ate my .REP packet. The dough always stops over there. The dough NEVER stops here. The dough stops here. The Dungeon Master of my life shows me NO MERCY!!!! The early worm deserves the bird The early worm has a death wish. The easy way is always the hardest way. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant! The faster I codes, the behinder I gets! The Fear of God is second to Fear of Snakes The Fear of SNAKES out does the Fear Of G The few, the proud, the Windows 3.0 & SX owners. The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. The Final Jeopardy Answer is 42. Write your questions. The First Myth of Management - It exists. The first myth of management is that it exists. The first ten million years were the worst. The flood has arrived, may we interest you in an ark? The fourth lie: "All you have to do is plug it in." The Freedom Line - Where are all our POW's? The freshest thing we've got? 1 order of qagh coming up. The fungus can destroy even the notebook The future isn't what it used to be The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! The future's uncertain and the end is always near... The ghost of things to be avoided. The giving hand ... receives The Golden Age will come only when men have forgotten gol The golden years suck The good news is that the bad news was wrong... The grandmother didn't want to go to Flordia. The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence... The Greatest of Faults Is To Be Conscious of None The guy who told you how to screw up. The Hard Disk Cafe! (618)-684-3990 HST/V32 24Hrs WC2.55 The hard disk you save may be your own The hills were worn down by eroticism The Hubbell works fine; all that stuff IS blurry! The human race is still in beta test... The hurrieder I go, the behinder I get.... The hurrier I go, the behinder I get. The JABBER crisis: "But it worked in Beta testing!" The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame The key to failure is trying to please everybody. The keyboard .... how quaint. The kwick frown box wumped ozer thuh dazy log The lab called; your brain's ready. The lab just called -- Your brain is ready. The last sound that it made was "Zap" . THE LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math! The lunatic types on . . . The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into a XT. The Magic of Windows: Turns any 486 into an XT! The mailman bringeth.. The trashmen taketh away! The man who has everything should be quarantined. The man-on-the-street has no idea about public opinion. The Manor BBS (908)493-3936 in Wayside, NJ The meek inherit the earth but we keep the mineral rights The metalic years, silver hair, gold teeth, lead botom. The mind is the 2nd thing to go, don't remember what's 1s The mind is what the brain does. The MOG-UR'S EMS * L.A., CA * 818-366-1238/8929 The more I have, The more I want..... The more I learn, the more I have to learn. The more things change, the more they stay insane. The more you complain, the longer GOD makes you live ! The more you know.... The luckier you get The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets. The most perfect day to do *ANY* job is tomorrow!! The mother of all taglines. The name is Bond -- James Bond The National Procrastinators Week will be rescheduled... The NBA's best announcers double as a warm hearty meal. The needs of my computer out-weigh the needs of my bills! The new Vapor-DOS CONFIG.SYS line: Device=C:\BUGSOFF the new,inexperienced new kid on the block The next tagline is recommended for mature readers only. The nicer I am the more they think I'm lying. The Night Owl BBS - USRobotics DS - 780 Meg - RIME The number that has dialed you is busy or unavailable ... The ocean is the ultimate solution. The older I get, the better I used to be ... The one to watch..the one to watch! The one who dies w/the most ShareWare wins! The one who dies with the most toys wins. The one with the most typefaces when he dies, WINS! The ones who love us best are the ones we lay to rest The only brain-dead 286 chips are made by Intel... The only person who doesn't use am offline mail reader! The only time I open my mouth is to change feet. The Original Multitasker=Two PCs and a chair with wheels! The paper is always strongest at the perforations. The people all know, Everyone's doin'that rag The phone is baroque, please call bach later. The phone's tapped anyway. The Plywood PC - 604-598-1546 - Home of SLMR! The pool's on the 23rd floor. It's really deep. The pool's on the 23rd floor. It's really, really deep. The Poor? The Poor? I love the Poor. Pull! The power to tax is the power to destroy. The price of liberty is eternal vigilance... The problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard The PS/2 Mod 50 was designed on a Monday. The PS/2 Model 30-286 was designed on a Monday The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple The quieter you become the more you can hear. The reward for a good deed is to have done it. The road to success is always under construction The Roseanne Barr Diet: One meadow per day The Ross Perot Watch-you get wound up, it stops running The rules stay the same, the game changes. The sacred cows have come home to roost with a vengeance. The scenery only changes for the lead dog! The secret is in the rinse cycle. The Secret to Happiness is Short term Stupidity!! The secretary will disavow any knowledge ... The self inflicted lie: "This should be easy." The sensual and the dark rebel, in vain The Silent Service The Sky Is Falling, Shut Up! The Ground is Flying! The solution any problem tends to change the problem. The solution to the problem changes the problem. The sound of many hands clapping. Ol! The star of riches is shining upon you. The State: friend to all, enemy of each one. The street lights are on.. Gotta go... The Tagline of Tommorrow............Today! The Tao of Crash Test Dummies-looking for a few good zen The Toe that can be stubbed is not the true Toe. The truth, however, is not pertinent to the issue. The UART's will'na take this speed cap'n The UARTs won't take this speed, Captain! The ultimate mail reader is here!!!! The Ultimate office automation, Networked Coffee Machines The University BBS (1:107/411) The University BBS - Shrewsbury Twp NJ - HST/V32bis (1:10 The Way! The Truth! and The Life! The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful... The Wild Celt: Drink Guiness It is Good for You!!!!! The Wild Side BBS 503-697-0845 * 14400 Bps The wine is good but the meat is spoiled. The word "dog" does not bite. The words we use can compound our problems. The world is a stage with no audience. The worst prison would be a closed heart. The worst thing about censorship is . The worst thing about censorship is The worst thing about censorship is . The worst vice of a fanatic is his sincerity. Theasaurus - A smart Dinosaur with a good vocabulary... Them that can does, them that can't RTFM. There are no answers at best a few possibly good guesses. There are no answers, only cross-references. There are no ESC keys on San Quentin's PCs There are no skeptics in hell. There are no teachers -- only students. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are TWO 'B's in BBS, not one.... There are two solutions - hardware or software. There is a plot afoot to make me think I'm paranoid! There is no ! #$%^& place for censorship! There is no gravity. The earth sucks. THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME. There is no man so blind as he who will not see. There is not gravity. The earth sucks. There is only one universal passion: fear. There once was a GIF from Nantucket, with a .... There's a bottle of Romulan ale in it for you... There's a dead bishop on the landing! There's a frood who knows where his towel is. There's a lesson in there somewhere. There's a little alien in all of us. There's a sucker born every minute! There's always a loophole There's always one more bug. There's more than one answer to these questions... There's no future in time travel. There's no intelligent life down here. There's no such thing as a too-recent backup! There's nothing wrong with my keyboard. There's n&%)$^%@! There's only two kind's of music - Country & Western There's somthing inside your head... There's sumpthin' bigger than Phil!! 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UFO's are real....The Air Force is swamp gas! UFOs are real! The US Air Force doesn't exist! Ugly fellas get the girl! Uh oh. Your zip file is open! Uh, MC, who'd WANNA touch that? Uh, oh, looks like time to upgrade already... uh-ohhh... IT'S A FRIDAY!!!! Uhmmmmm, I forget what You were going to say? Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machines! Ultimate office automation: Networked coffee machine. Ultimate oxymoron: "Cash Surplus" UN'I NET BYTOWN BBS Ottawa CANADA 613-236-1232 V32 Unable to boot computer... Operator panicing. Unable to find COLDBEER.CAN... SysOp not loaded!!! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- Operator Processor Halted! Unable to locate Coffee -- SysOp Processor Halted! Unable to locate COLDBEER.MUG - Driver was not loaded Unable to locate Diet Pepsi -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate iced tea -- Operator Halted! Unable to locate Mt.Dew.Com - Programmer halted! Unable to locate Pepsi -- Operator Halted! 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Use Windex On Your Windows Use your own judgement - - then do as I say... Use your own tagline, this one belongs to someone else. Use your own tagline, this one's MINE!! Use your tag line today! USE:PKZIP,ARJ,or LHA *then do `COMPCOMP uSER was seen where on Saturday? User-supported tagline. To register send $49.95 to... Users are *my* nightmare users to actually hear ansi music USES DOS,CRT,MOUSE,RAM,C:,PRN,VGA,EGA,ELECTRICITY Usually insane; in lucid moments merely stupid. Vaporware 3.2: The next best thing to the real thing! VaporWare: Telix 4.0, EZ-RDR 2.0, & PKZip 2.0 Variables won't; Constants aren't Variables won`t; constants aren`t; dummies can't. VD is nothing to clap about! Ve believe zat peace is at hand. Ve have vays of makink you obey zee rules on zia board! Vegetarians eat vegetables-beware humanitarians Vegetarians eat vegetables-Beware of humanitarians Vegetarians eat vegetables;I'm a humanitarian Vendi, Lurki, RIMEi... I came, I lurked, I RIMEd Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Exploration Team: 1999-1955 Via The MainMail System Gap's QWK Mail door Vice Versa; Mafia controlled poetry... Viewscreen on Captain! It's Gilligans Is... Naw! Vios con dios! Virginity can be cured. Virginity is a disease that can be cured. Virtue is its own punishment. Virus detected on your HD. .transfer aborted Virus in the HD? who you gonna call? WORMBUSTERS Visit the NEW First Amenment BBS (816) 942-3022 Vivisection is a crime:unless you use a mime void atexit("Jump in a lake!"); Volem missatges en catal!!! Vote Bush for Ex-President Vote Libertarian! Vote with a bullet! Voyage of the Acolyte Vuja De - The Feeling You've Never Been Here V! W d't gt tkg v!!! Wait, Don't Pick Up That ph{ŒԜ Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland! Waiting for somedough Wake up and smell the Kilrathi! - jrc Walk softly and carry a fully charged PHASER! Walls impede my progress. Wana know what they say about you, .....Hummm... Wanna buy that bus for my baby some day... Want to make your 486/33 run like an XT? Run Windows. Want to see my full scale model of the Earth? wanta' see me pull a rabbit outa' my hat?? Wanted: Good taglines to steal... Wanted:A 486DX Fatherboard to have SX with my Motherboard War is God's way of teaching us geography. WARNING! No user serviceable characters in this tagline. WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan. WARNING! This message is contageous! WARNING! I Steal Taglines! (This one for example) WARNING! This tagline will self-destruct in 15 seconds. WARNING!! I steal taglines. Warning!!! This user pirates TagLines!!!!!! WARNING: < CHILD ON BOARD > Warning: Do not reuse tagline. Discard safely after use. Warning: Hard Disk Hazard Ahead! WARNING: Now entering Sleazegate's QC dept. WARNING: Programmer X-ing WARNING: The Surgeon General Started Smoking! WARNING: This tagline contains bugs Was it as good for you, as it was for me??? Was Jimi Hendrix's modem a Purple Hayes? Was Sigmund Freud the Wizard of Id? Was that an African or European swallow? Was That Your Wife I Saw In That GIF? Wasn't EZ-Reader a child's 1st Grade Tutorial. Wasn't Jimi Hendrix's modem a purple Hayes? Wasting time is an important part of living. Watch out for those offensive speed humps! Watch out! Your PKZIP is open! Watch out! eta tester at work... Watch your back - hot files coming through! Water + Malt + Hops + Yeast = Satisfaction Water Polo - a REAL contact sport Watson, the game's afoot! We ain't slow, we just nap when we're sleepy! We all live in a yellow object method!!! We all live in a yellow sub-routine We apply ourselves to perfection of That. We are always the same age inside. We are having technical difficulties We are ships that pass in the night. We are the Nubs...beat it, you guys! We are the people our parents warned us about! We ARGO ing to get in trouble..... We be 'jammin We came, we saw, we BBSed. We come in peace, shoot to kill. We deserve, and demand, truth, instead of posturing! We don't have Sarcasm on our planet... We don't need no stinkin' patches! We give nothing as willingly as our advice. We have dust bunnies for pets! We have standards and expect you not to exceed them. We have the ANSWER? ..Now! What is the question? We must be GOVERNED by reason, not RULED by religion..wc We must believe in free will, we have no choice! We need more power! Can you give us any more?! We now return control of your brain ..CokeControl We now return Control of your Modem to you.... We now return to our regularly scheduled flame-throwing. We replaced THEIR coffee with Dilithium Crystals... We support Shareware.. Register Yours. We Three! I walk with my shadow, I talk with my echo. We tortured the data until it confessed. We used to be Schizophrenic. We want YOU McDonnell Douglas!!! We want.........a SHRUBBERY! We will use no tagline, before it's time. We'll burn that bridge when we come to it. 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What am I doing here, anyway? What are the instructions doing in the trash?? What are you doing?!? The message is over, GO AWAY! What are you looking down here for? What Are You Looking For? There's Nothing's Here! What color is a chameleon on a mirror? What do you call prostitutes' kids?... Brothel sprouts What do you expect? This is California! What do you suppose gives Stephen King nightmares?? What do you suppose gives Wayne Erikson nightmares? What does it mean "NOT ENOUGH CREDIT TO POST NETMAIL"? What does Keyboard Time expired mea What does this button do?... What does TIES mean to you? Well, let's see: +++AT What fools these morals be! What goes around, comes abound What goes around, Humm, is usually a real DRIP! What goes in is not always what comes out!!! What good grammar you got. What school you went? What Greenhouse Effect? Hey, is it warm in here or what? What GUI? I don't see anyone! What happened to my CUBBIES? What happens when fish trip? What has 4 legs and 1 arm? A happy Rhodesian Ridgeback! What has 4 legs and an arm? A pit bull. What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull. What has reality ever done for ME?? What has reality ever done for ME?? It made misery real! What have I done to deserve all these kittens? What I need is a faster modem? What I need is to mind-meld with this mach. What if all this were real? What if Atlas shrugged? What if there was a sexual revolution but no one CAME ? What if there were no hypothetical questions? What if there were no hypothetical situations What is Kuwaits main product was Brocolli? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What is the IRS deduction for co-dependants? What is the meaning of life in 50 words or less What is the meaning of Life?, and Truth?, and DOS? What is WORK but yet another dirty four letter word What it is, is what it is What me worry? I read relay mail. What orators lack in depth they make up in length. What OTHER things can you put in fruitcake? What part of "NO" didn't you understand...? What problem are we trying to solve here? What the heck happened here??!! What the hell didn't happen here??!! What this world needs is more taglines. What we do not understand we do not possess. --Goethe-- What we DON'T need is more laws! What we have hear is failure to communicate... What we have here, is a failure to communicate! (MR mgmt What we have here, is a NEED to communicate! What we need is Scratch N Sniff taglines! What!!! ..... Me Recompile? What's 20,000 lawyers rotting in a swamp? A GOOD START! What's a tagline What's another word for Thesaurus? What's happens if I plug this jumper....NO CARRIER What's home without Mom? Great place to take girls What's in a Name? What's my blood type? ...FOLGERS! What's the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What's this button do? Click! Poof!!# $ $%? What's worth doing is worth doing for money. WHAT? Bigger Docs? V^^^\_ o^o _/^^^V What? Me Worry? WHAT??? Give up C:\> for silly ICONS? Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Whatever it is, I'm against it! - Groucho Marx WhatIAmIsWhatIAmAreYouWhatYouAreOrWhat? Whats a Tag Line ?? Whats the world coming to? A dead end... Whattaya mean I can't logon to an active Node? What`s tennis without a racket? When all else fails, call Forsberg at home! - Marv Conn When all else fails, lower your standards! When all else fails, read the directions. When all else fails, READ THE DOCS! When all else fails, read the instructions... When all else fails, read the manual. When all else fails, spend money! When all else fails, try Tequila... When all else fails, unZIP the .DOC files. When de eyes of Texas were upon her, where did they look? When DOS grows up it wants to be OS/2! When I have trouble writing fiction, I make it up. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you. When I'm 70, I want to be named in a paternity suit. When in danger,when in doubt, run in circles,yell & shout When in doubt fire photons! When in Doubt READ THE DOC'S! When in doubt, be positive, mumble loud! When in doubt, do as the doubters do When in doubt, form a committee When in doubt, mumble. When in doubt, press Ctrl-Alt-Del. when in doubt, sell it! When in doubt, worry. When in doubt... KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! When in doubt...RTFM! When in Rome . . . romance! When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory! When it's all said and done, then he tells us... When Kip Compton is found, the check is in the.... When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. When men were men, and sheep were nervous.... When money speaks, truth keeps silent. When on a roll, should you be concerned or jelly-filled? When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeons When puns are outlawed only outlaws will have puns When the chips are down, the buffalo's empty. When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. When the going gets tough... The tough go drinking. When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. When the snow melts, where does all the white go? When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. When using PCs, ALWAYS anticipate problems. When will i learn to leave well enough alone? When you BARELY have time to call the very best! When you best have time to call the very only one other When you come to a fork in the road, take it! When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal When you listen to fools, the MOB rules! When you're really in doubt, press RESET. When your work SPEAKS for itself. .......Run Where am I . . . and why am I in this handbasket? Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket? Where can I get one of those computer bats!! Where does the 'Buck' stop at Microrim? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? Where ever Yugo, I go. WHeRe is ThaT DArN ShIfT keY? Where is the "ANY" key? Where law ends, there tyranny begins. Where oh where did my ANY key go,Where oh where can it be Where the Hell is the "ANY" Key?! Where the Taylors and the Pomeranians play.... Where will YOU be during the "BIG ONE"? Where will YOU be when your laxative starts working? Where'd all these damn indians come from? - George Custer Where's the "ANY KEY"? Wheres the Beef? Wherever you go - there you are. Wherever Yugo, I go... Which do I miss more Taglines or headaches??? Which is smarter, an Idiot or a moron? Which is the non-smoking lifeboat? Which way is up????? ARE YOU SURE!!! Which way to Castle Anthrax??... While the lunatic dreams the Earth changes. while(math_teacher() == talk) fall_asleep(); Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software. Whip me, Beat me, make my messages 10 lines long Whip me; beat me; make me register bad software. Whips & chains? Sorry, that's a hardware problem. Whips and chains are only toys... White dwarf seeks red giant for binary relations. Who ate the last bowl of Corn Pops (TM)? Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer? Who ever heard of fertilizing hard-boiled eggs? Who goes to psychiatrist should have his head examined Who has been fooling around with my computer? Who In The World Cares About Carmen Sandiego? Who invented SHORT people? Who invited all these tacky people? Who is to guard the guards themselves? Who knows? Who cares? Who votes? Who needs rational when your toes curl up? Who needs Tag lines, Anyway??? Who protects us from the protectors? Who put the fly in Mrs. Murphy's chowder? Who says '1+1' REALLY equals '2'? Who says 1200 baud is slow??? WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?! Who started this tagline business, anyway? Who watches the Watchmen? Who's to bless and who's to blame? Who, what, when and with who? Who...Me? Just as soon as I check the BBS Whom gods would destroy, they first teach MS-DOS. Why are love and relationships so confusing? Why are there so many actors in this movie? Why are we talking about this? I don't have ques Why are you carrying that fish around? For the halibut... Why are you wasting your time reading taglines? Why ask Why? Because it tastes like water? Why Bother With Taglines? Why buy shampoo when real poo is free? Why buy shampoo when real poo is still free? Why C++ and not ++C? Why can't women put the toilet seat back up? Why can't women remember to put the toilet lid back up!? Why did CNN cancel that great "Desert Storm" show? Why DID kamikaze pilots wear helmets anyways?! Why do backups fail when you need them? Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding!? Why do pensioners have to eat catfood? Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones Why do they call'em "Apartments" if they're all together? Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why do you park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway??? Why do you read taglines? Why do your backups fail when you need them? Why Doesn't Ice Cream Have Any Bones??? Why don't chickens have lips? Why don't lawyers lay on the beach? Cats would bury them. Why don't we do it in the road? Why don't you sue your brains for non-support? Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there? Why in the world did God make Fords? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that no matter where you are, you're "here"? Why is it that the best taglines are always too long to Why is it that the best taglines are too lon Why is that light %^&&& Why is the sun never overhead at noon? Why is there a watermelon on the bandsaw? Why isn't phonetically spelled that way? Why isn't there another word for thesaurus? Why ME? Why not YOU? Why put off till tomorrow what you'll never do anyway? Why read it when you can print it? Why then do the Wicked Prosper? Why use anything but Telix for communications Why won't my floppy act like a hard disk sometimes? Why yes, I do know everything Why yes, they are Bugle Boy beans. Whr h ೳ h wrs w? WildCat! + TomCat! + SLMR = BBS Purr-fection!!! WILDNET : If you're interested in something different. Wilimanakabeetsai! Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? -- K. Sirra Will that be cache or chkdsk? Will Windows 3.1 be any good? Will you come quietly, or shall I use ear plugs? Will you still respect me after we scan ޺۳ݳݳ William K. Smith:"Wait, my uncle Ted can drive you home." Win Some Lose Some....But When Do I Win Some? WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says... WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer Win3.1? For fast relief call 800-3-IBM-OS2. WIN3; It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life Windows - the solution to a problem that didn't exist Windows 3.0 - The Best $89 Solitaire Game You can Buy! Windows 3.0 - The colorful clown suit for DOS. Windows 3.0 : Ooey, GUI, Good! Windows 3.0 is for wannabe computer gurus. Windows 3.0 No Pane No Gain. Windows 3.0: Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU. Windows 3.0: from the people that brought you EDLIN Windows 3.0: From the people who brought you EDLIN Windows 3.1 coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!! Windows 3: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows is a kolossal kludge. Windows is not a virus. Viruses do something. WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. Windows is to OS/2 what Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Windows isn't a virus; a virus does something! Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged" WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window) Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so... WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!! Windows open and let the bugs in. Windows open, let the bugs in. WINDOWS SUCKS!! WINDOWS you think they'll get it right? WINDOWS! ...from the folks who brought you EDLIN! Windows!?! I want *UNIX*, not Windows! Windows' beauty is skin deep, OS/2's is down to the cpu. WINDOWS, Just say NO!!! Windows, the EDSEL of operating systems! Windows: The error to all answers. Windows: Veni, vidi, shelfi. WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN! Windows: From the people who brought you the 640K limit Windows: Just another pane in the glass. Windows? We don't do Windows around here! Windows? HA! C:\WINDOWS. DELETE *.* AH! Thats Better Windoze 3.1: The world's first 8 meg Solitaire game! Wink's as good as a nudge.. to a blind bat. Winter is nature's way of saying "Up Yours". Wish I had some idea of what I'm asking. :-! With a calendar your days are numbered! With a face like that, you got nothin' to laugh about. With a name like SNAPPER it's gotta be good With free advice, you get what you paid for Without Time Everything Would Happen At Once! Without waves there would be no change Wolfgang's Third Law: It can't work. Woman who flies upside down has crack up. Woman.zip - great program, readme.1st file is missing. WOMAN.ZIP--GREAT PROGRAM. Won't do Windows 3.0 WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no docs, intuitive UI WOMAN.ZIP....Great program, no documentation! Women do come with instructions, ask them! Women over 40: no yell, no swell, just grateful as hell Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Women! Cant live with them, Cant live with them! WOMEN.ZIP - Great program! No docs. Women: They tend you, or they terrorize you. Women:You can't live with 'em and you can't live with 'em Won't work with ANY software. Won't work? Do you have a problem with that? Word Perfect Makes Perfect Sense WordPerfect and MegaMail, what a pair!! WordPerfect isn't, Pagemaker doesn't, etc., etc., etc.... Words, 25 ea. Better quality words, 50 ea. WordStar and SLMR, a GREAT combination! Worf I don't steal taglines - I replicate them. Worf, I need quiet. Beam Wesley into that star over there Worf: I don't steal taglines - I replicate them. WORK HARDER!... Millions on welfare depend on YOU!!! Work is the curse of the partying classes! Workshops are the bane of civilization. World coming to an end; your time adjusted for our event World Ends at 3pm; Film at 5 on WLKY Early News.... World's greatest Gif collector. Worst-case scenario. U may have to BUY it. Would George be president if his name was Harry? Wounded Knee: 100 years December 29, 1990. Wow! What a groove! It's a tropical paradise! Wow... Did you just see that USR go by?! WP Corp Support Can't Be Beat! WP for WIN will be a Winner! Write all complaints legibly -> [] Write complaint legibly in this box: [] Writing to Washington won't help - he's dead! Writing to Washington won't help he's dead! Wrong??? What could possibly go wrnog? WYPIWYG= What You Printed Is What You've Got wysi-won't ! WYTYSYDG - What you thought you saw, you didn't get. W[h]ere know tagline as gone before.... W׳ א W(D і$ ׂ $W$ ³Gˆ. W [0M 䏀. GV mM0 D. X-rated ST:TNG fiction often involves Data entry. Xerox never comes up with anything original. XEROX never comes up with something original Ya want a stupid answer? Ask me anything! Yankee by birth, Texan by choice! yawn error #30: CPU tired Yawn: The only time some men get to open their mouths. Yeah, but what's the speed of DARK? Yeah, I'm in the "Directory", but they missmelled my name Yep! you bet... What was that you said? Yer motherboard wears combat reboots! Yer such a wild thang! Yes son, long ago people used to read their mail on-line Yes Virginia, there is a Dan Parsons. YES! I'm a trouble maker! Yes, but are you SURE? Yes, I admit, *I* steal taglines?!?!?! Yes, I do Windows (3.0)... Yes, I WAS wearing my seat belt! Yes,the #$%#^*!?&# % thing works fine! Yesturday I kudknot spel engeneere now I r one. Yet Another D**n Yankee Yet Another D**n Yankee, ........From Miami!!! Yield to temptation..it may be your only chance! Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again! Yoicks and Away! Yoicks and Away! Yoicks and... You ain't learning nothing when you're talking. You ain't seen nuttin' yet! You are cordially invited to go eat a frog!! You are HERE ----> ! <----- You are in a maze of twisty passages... You are only as good as everyone else thinks ! You bastards! You vicious, heartless bastards! You bloated sack of protoplasm! You can always find what you're not looking for. You can call me Hal, or you can call me Pal, or you... You can disagree without being disagreeable. You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think. You can never have too much storage You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose You can pick your friends, but not your relatives. You can send me to college, but you can't make me think. You can turn ANY conversation into one about sex! You can't be Batman to all the Robins of the world. You can't believe everything your hear. You can't call PTL NOW, - I'm downloading! You can't get there from here. You can't have everything, where would you keep it? You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. You can't MobyTurbo with an internal Z! You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd... You can't teach old dogs new tricks. You can't win, you can't break even, you can't even quit. You cannot fathom the consciousness of a leaf. You don't deserve it, but I'm glad it happened! You don't have a '486 yet?!?!? You don't know it, but this is a subliminal tagline...... You expect me to talk? No Mr. Bond I expect you to die! You gotta know when to code 'em, know when to modem. You have 60 mins a day, BUT you cannot d/l unless you... You know what they say about that... You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good. You look for sexual innuendos in Sesame Street, don't you YOU look like an elephant! You made my day, now you have to sleep in it You mean, we have ANOTHER modem to feed? You might as well - I stole yours. You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance. You need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. You said a mouseful! You send `em to school ... they eat the books. You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You threw out my WHAT? You want it when?? You want me to pay for bug fixes??? You wear suspenders and a bra...? You were expecting something cleaver here? :^) You WHAT?! You told my wife I said I was in total control You will need the MANUALS to use this tagline! You'll laugh, You'll cry, You'll kiss your money goodbye You're never a loser until you quit trying. You're Never Alone With Schizophrenia. You're Never Too Old to be Stupid!!! You're so brave to expose all those popsicle toes. You're standing where I want to pee. You're twisted and perverted . I like that in a person. You're twisted and sick; I like that in a person! You'renotdrunkifyoudon't steponyourhandwalkingtoyourdoor You've been smoking that stuff again, uh? You've wasted an excellent opportunity to remain silent. Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest] Your $500,000 is in the mail. (Wait 14 days) Your .ZIP file is open! Your brain: , you brain on UNIX: )**&%^$^%$#&# Your cart just ran over my dogma Your cat just ran over my dog. Your ex just called....she's with the IRS now. Your foot, Your mouth, ....Go arrange a meeting. Your lucky number has been disconnected. Your mother's gonna LOVE me! Your motherboard wears combat reboots.... Your neat tagline was just stolen by SLMR20 - Thanks! Your punishment, Barbarella, is Tom Heydan! Your reality check just bounced. Your shoe is ringing. YOUR SISTER DATES A SYSOP! Your spelling checker,dont write Nome without it Your Zip file is open! ARJ it up!! Your Zip file is open. Yow! Break dancing kung-fu demons! Too much! Yukon Fred's Pizzeria and Gator Pit ZENOCIDE: The killing of ancient philosophers. ZIP me! PAK me! Make me compress my Bits! ZIPitty do dah, ARCity ay! ZMODEM has bigger bits, softer blocks, and tighter ASCII ZZZZZZZ This Tagline is taking a nap ZZZZZZZ [ dated drug humor tagline deleted ] [ OUT OF TAGLINES, PLEASE ORDER MORE ] [<<] [>] [>>] [] [||] [|>] [sigh] Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be ... \WINDOWS. Del *.* ...AHHH That's better ! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\TAGLINE//////////////////////// ^^ <- Viking Tribble ________________________+ Doug + `1234567890-=\qwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~ {qeێATK^ NO CARRIER |||||//////__ __ __ __ __ The domino effect at work. Look a midget. m n bsd 砀n - nd nw u$ mmdt!!H es re ig m r -- Ռm at eve. Como frijoles? Spanish for "How have you bean?" lamron eb yhW Qu? yas eh d'tahW. mih raeh uoy diD Slvese el que pueda! (Everyone for himself! nstitute of etter arketing Healthy, Wealthy and Wise--And I Like It Everything is just chemistry! Cruising at 14,400 bps V42bis > h Chanks for hanging up, dear. IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ۲ IN CGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ IN VGA COLOR WHERE AVAILABLE۲ This is no test - repeat, this is no test An APPLE a day keeps Big Blue away ! ۲ ۰ I survived TomCat! conversion ۲۲ Hammer Time again ! The Blue Zone BBS (519) 344-4848 Sarnia,Ont. <-- Scratch here to reveal prize... <- Scratch here for prize M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E-- ǹ $|}d/\/\ ޺۳ݳݳ <- Will "Hooked on Phonics" teach this? ޺۳ݳݳ - No Tag Line, Just a Barcode... BANɻILLEGIBLEɻTAGLINES ٳ_i\//\ y˻oRO\: "c/\S SRp_ȼS" ôs s ژ ̹ xuŒr -ww-U-ww- Kilroy was here.. -ww-U-ww- Kilroy was here, but short. >This space intentionally left blank< wwUww Kilroy was here. ͵ An Aardvark is not just for Christmas ͵ Lycanthopy Nooooooooowwwww !! I'm usually awake near the end of the day I SYNC.... therefore I NAK 1...!! ͻ ػؼTAGLINEؼFROMػHELLؼػؼ hs al h$ r$ n t - dnt $tl !!!! o--Theft Proof Tagline o--Theft resis- Steal Resistant Tagline ۰ "ouch" Johnson & Johnson Tagline THEFTRESISTANTTAGLINE Don't panic.. it's only a virus lpha testers do it first, eta testers do it last! late than never. h  mM gs h  mM g h  mM gs h$ s G g. h$ s G ❞ 癙 ¿ÿ $x $ r $gÿ.... temporary short between the headphones ...x}|} $