We are the world    Laughing morons from the planet Zerox  ...................... Group Photo  To err is human, to forgive is unusual!   I'm too sexy for this conference...    I'd like to get some sleep before I travel  Lately, it occurs to me...  Run me out in the cold rain and snow  Sit down and patch my bones  So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Mexico   Sometimes the light's all shinin' on me  They just won't let you be  Truckin / got my chips cashed in  Well I'm goin' where those chilly winds don't blow  What a long, strange trip it's been! ...Make...the Taglines go awaaaaaaaaaay.... Bo3t220l8cdefp4o0l4fp8fp8o3l8def#gp4o1l4gp !edis gnorw eht morf siht ta gnikool era uoY " " - Lao Tzu " Go 'head and steal my tagline it flatters me." "...or worse, not to have a mind" -Dan Quayle "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates "A broken clock keeps better time than you!" (Tegan) "A Robin redbreast in a cage puts all heaven in a rage." "Anybody hear any good jokes lately?" -- Pee Wee Herman "Anyone see a war around here?" Patton or Bill Gates "Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton. "Beam me aboard, Scotty!" "A 2x4, sir?" "Bones, it's Ensign FullaPb." "He's lead, Jim!" "Build a watch in 179 easy steps" by C. Forsberg. "But once you are real, you can't become unreal again." "By the way, what does BTW mean?" "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a tagline." Dr. McCoy "Don't blame me. I voted for Bill and Opus!" "Don't worry, I'm fluent in weirdo." "Eat any good books lately?"- Q in Star Trek NG "Ensign Pillsbury? He's BREAD, Jim!" "Facts are stubborn things" - T. Smollett "Fix it! You've got FIVE MINUTES, Scotty!" "Frankly my dear, I don't give a download!" -Rhett Sysop "Garlic roll, Barnabas?" "Garlic? Aieeeee!!" "He created OLD fossils!" "Yeah, riiiigghht!" "Hello, World!" 17 Errors, 31 Warnings.... "Hex Dump" - Where Witches put used Curses? "Hobbes did it , Mom!" "How to Budget Your Money" by I.R.S. "I am serious. And stop calling me Shirley!" "I can't belive I ate the whole thing" - Circa 1973 "I drank WHAT!?" - Socrates "I think not," said Descartes; and promptly disappeared. "I was pretty subdued when we started." "I'm standing! And I can't fall down!" "Illiterate? ... Write for FREE help." "Is this the real life?" --Freddie Mercury, 11/24/92 "Maytag" is my middle name; I'm an agitator. "My favorite color? Red. No, BluAAAAAHHH!" "No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does.". GBS "PCBoard 14.5a - The Best Till 15.0 !" "Positive thinking" ... leads to miscalculation. "Put knot yore trussed in spel chequers!" "Que es mi barco mi tesoro, que es mi Dios la libertad" "She's a witch! Burn her!" "Sorry officer, but I was only doing 2400 REALLY! " "Spock, I thought you were dead?" "No sir I Rebooted" "The best you get is an even break." FPA "The dummy is the one who doesn't ask questions." acp "The Sky is Falling!" - Weekly World News 8/1/91 "To enjoy art is a sign of intelligence."...acp "Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..." "Was Jimi Hendrix's modem, a Purple Hayes?" "Who is he? Doctor Who?" (Ian -- An Unearthly Child) "Yes dear, one more star WILL fit on that collar "You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized. "You picked...wisely" # XXXX I *TRIED* to register it! #1 in the don't bother catagory. #include 'i' before 'e', except in Budweiser (((((YOU)))))((((ARE))))(((((FEELING)))))(((((SLEEPY))))) (1)Your brain on WIN. (0)Your brain on OS/2. (A)bort (R)etry (P)retend it didn't happen (A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing... (A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened... (A)bort, (R)etry, (S)ell it (c) 1991 by the Great-Compu-Guru Society (tm) (C) tagline :if you steal this tagline, u will b n court * BLANK * **FLASH** Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery *I* didn't do it, the *computer* did it! *Never* used Qmail DeLuxe...and loving it! ----------This Tagline is blank to save space------------ ---===<<< SPACE FOR RENT >>>===--- -=( Revolt against awkward/ugly software. )=- . . . shipped via Qmodem . . . . . . Shipped Via The Vampyre Bar! BBS . . . ... freedom ... is a worship word... ... the glorious failures and the glorious victories... ... the things love can drive a man to ... ..... Help!, The TD has fallen and it can't get up! ....If this was a real emergency, you'd've been trampled. ...and all the children are above average ...and Boy! are my arms tired!! ...Don't Sweat The Petty Things, Pet The Sweaty Things... ...Fify bucks, same as downtown! ...follow the yellow brick PATH... ...Note The Huge Breasted Typist In The Background... ...ooops!...Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper... .nataS morf egassem deksam-drawkcab a si sihT /^\/^\/^\__/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north. 0 1 = 2, for sufficiently large values of 1. 1 Minute Shut Mouth Worth 1 Hour Explanation 1-Hour explain may yield 30-Seconds info. 1/2 the people at Woodstock were from the future! 113 grams, 10 milliliters ... he's lead, Jim. 186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, It's the LAW. 190 2+2=3.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case, Hmmm..... 286SX = Any 286 running Windows. 3 most deadly words, "Go ahead..shoot" 3000 (patting myself on the back): 5 out of 4 people have troble with fractions. 50 States and I HAD to pick this one! 586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS 640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes. 667: Satan's neighbor... 7 11, if you're not robbin us, we're robbin you 77.43% of all statistics are made up. 8 of 10 people suffer hemorrhoids. Two enjoy them. 9 out of 10 LAPD endorse the use of the CLUB! - R. King 9600 baud makes you want to get out and push! :) :D :O :( :[ ;) 8) B) :> |I :P =) :S :B :] :\ <- Does yours have one of these? <- Tagline management will NEVER be the same again! <-- Check it out! Offline eXpress! Registered? :-) <<< Tagline prohibited by law >>> <<<<<<<.ynnuFebDLUOWTI,EnIlGaTlaUtCanaEREWsihtFi>>>>>>> <<< key?? Where did they stick THAT one??????? >>> Guns don't kill people.. Mailreaders kill people! <<< >>>>>>>rmt bt H.Rss rt:ph1-800-685-7777 ? troffeeriuqertahtsenilgatetahuoytnod A $500 CPU will protect a $10 surge protector A bad workman always blames his fools A BANDAID!? Damn it Jim,I'm a doctor,not a-oh, never mind A Barfing Bush is worth a Quail in the woods! A clean, neat, desk is a sign of a sick mind. A committe: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain A day without sunshine is like night. A desktop Cray for $10? Is it PC compatible? A die-hard Kingston Trio fan A father doesn't destroy his children. A few more questions Mr. Computer. Moriarity. A fool and his money are some party. A girl a day keeps the wife away. A god cannot survive as a memory. A good memory does not equal pale ink. A library serves no purpose unless someone is using it. A lie is a very poor way to say hello. A little enthusiasm never hurt anybody.... A little suffering is good for the soul. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and . A lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math. A man is as old as the woman he feels. A mass of conflicting impulses. A mid-air collision can seriously erode climb performance A mulatto, an albino, a mosquito, my libido - Yay! A mutated, superior man could also be a wonderful thing A naked man fears no pickpocket... A ounce of pretension = a pound of manure. A PC takes guesswork out of it. So does a bikini. A penny for your thoughts; $20 to act it out A person's strongest dreams are about what he can't do. A room should reflect its occupant. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago. A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are. A species that enslaves other beings is hardly superior A terrible mind is a thing to waste A tree fell right in front of me, and I didn't hear it... A tribble a day keeps the Klingons well fed. A truly advanced planet wouldn't use force. A well-crafted tagline is a joy forever. A wok is what you throw at a wabbit. A woman should have compassion. A-440 or Fight! Aaaahhhhh-CHU! Not Virus, BBS Fever. AAcckk!! II''mm iinn hhaallff dduupplleexx Abandon all hope, ye who press < here ABORT, RETRY, GET THE SHOTGUN AND SHOOT THE DAMNED THING. Academy: A modern school where football is taught. ACK and ye shall receive. Actual war is a very messy business. Actually, this all sounds like STACKS of trouble to me... Actually, what I want is a little toy spaceship!! Adam to Eve -- "I'll wear the plants in this family." ADVENTURE: The land between entertainment and panic. Advertising is legalized lying. - H.G. Wells agnodyslexic plea: why me dog? Ah Jaquelin ... Will you grab that piece of skull... Ah foun' my thrill...on Anita's hill  Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"! Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows. Alas Poor Yorick, I think you're dead Alexander Graham Bell was a 'phoney! Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. All computers wait at the same speed. All I need is a Tall Ship and a star to steer by . . . All men are brothers. All power corrupts, but we NEED electricity. All Right! Drop Your Carrier! We have You Surrounded! All right.... who siphoned the blood out of my cat? All Scottish food is based on a dare. All That Glitters Has A Highly Reflective Coating On It! All true wisdom is found in taglines All your people must learn before you can reach for the s Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it. Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers Kor Alzheimers is very..ah...uh.....uh.....um Am I a tagline?? I don't remember........ AN APPRECIATION OF ART IS A HIGHER SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE! An Egyptian King passing gas is a toot uncommon. An elephant is a mouse using OS/2 ... An improper mind is a perpetual feast. Anarchy is better than no government at all. And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt. And God said: E = mv - Ze/r, and there was light! And make them spend it on life. And now a word from the NULL device. And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And on the 8th day, God switched to OLX 2.2 ! And remember: Oprah spelled backwards is Harpo And the only thing the Borg left was this MacIntosh... And they still go mad at this time. Anger is a relative state. Another day, another buck 2.98 minus tax..... Another dream that failed.There's nothing sadder. Another fine Good Intentions Paving Co. project! ANSI is banned at San Quentin; too many escape sequences! Any given program, once running, is obsolete. Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. Anything you say will be misquoted & used against you. Apes evolved from Creationists! Are dog biscuits made from collie flour? Are taglines protected by look and feel, Lotus? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head? Are YOU talking to me? () As for me, all I know is that I know nothing. As human beings, that is the way it is. As I said before, I never repeat myself. As my grandfather had said in his last words, "A TRUCK!" As Socrates once said, "I drank WHAT?" As you think, so will you be. ASCII and ye shall receive. Ask me about my lobotomy. Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it Asphalt: rectal trouble AT&GETMAIL&READMAIL&REPLY&STEALTAGTD Atheism is a non-prophet organization Auschwitz, the meaning of pain, the way I want you to die Avoid clichs like the plague. Avoid fruit and nuts - you are what you eat AWWW, come on, just this one last little feature. Ay, yi yi yi, I am the Tagline Bandito! Bababooey! Bababooey! -- Howard Stern Back up my hard drive? I can't find the reverse switch! Back Up My Hard Drive? Is this a stick shift? Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic Badges? We don't need no stinkin badges! Bagels, Lox, Cream Cheese -- YUM YUM !! Bald spot? No -- solar panel for brain power Bamboo sweeps the stairs, but the dust is undisturbed. Barbara Walters? Ugh...me prefer deer Barium: What you do with dead chemists. BBS not Ready - Error Reading User's Mind - Start Again BBS Plus+ code 28934 Be alert! The world needs more lerts Be pleasant no matter how much it hurts. Be the ball, Danny, be the ball. Beat me, whip me, make me use Qmodem . . . . . . . . . . Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..... Beauty is only skin deep.....ugly goes right to the bone! Beauty is transitory. Beauty survives. Become a programmer and never see the world!! Beep! Invalid Input. I take only cash.... BEER... Drink your daily B-complex with a foamy head. Behind every great man, there is a woman -- urging him on Being human does have certain advantages Best file compression around! "DEL *.*" - 100% comp. Beta testers do it first! Beware The TOPIC POLICEMAN! Beware! I'm armed and have premenstrual tension. Bigamy is one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. Bigamy: too many wives. Monogamy: see Bigamy. Biochemists wear designer genes... Bit Decay!? Dd y s Dy Bite but keep your backs against the wall. Black holes are where God divided by zero. Black holes really suck... Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier. Blow up your vehicle. It's really fun to watch. Bo KNOWS Tag Line Xpress! BOING! ASCII stupid question; get a stupid ANSI. BOING! Toxicologists have better endpoints Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT Borg in New Jersey: "Florio is irrelevant." BorgBurgers. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant. Brain cell currently disengaged ... Brain. Brain. What is brain? Breakdown can occur from many causes. Brevity is the soul of utter incomprehension. Buddhist asks for hotdog: "Make me one with everything". Bugs are Sons of Glitches! Bury Hussein in Kimchee & Limburger! Bush.sys corrupt, recommend optimizing politics But attaining a desired goal always is. But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management! But I thought YOU did the backups... But it's real. And if it's real it can be affected... But Ma, Johnny has all of his doors registerd! But one man can change the present! But Santa, Naughty IS Nice! But you're still of the same nature. But, did you see that with your eyes open? But... What If They Went _NOWHERE_? Dr. McCoy (II) Buy a 486-33, you can reboot faster Buy land. It's not being made anymore. C code. C code run. Run code, run. C program run. C program crash. C programmer get drunk. C, the power of ASM with the flexibility of ASM C:DOS C:DOS\RUN RUN DOS RUN C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN CA Driving: To Change lanes, first pull out your 9mm.. California does have its faults. Call 1-800-52-STERN For "CRUSIFIED BY THE FCC"!!! Call it a hunch - Quasimodo. Camels have wet dreams too. It's just a bumpier road. Can I call you Ms. Dos? Can taglines have sequels? Hmmm..... Can the world take TWO of us? ;-) Can you get Modem Addictus from a CALL girl? Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers. Canadian DOS Prompt: EH>? Captain please, not in front of the Klingons. Cat's In The Bag! The Neighbours Holler! Caution: This stuff is addictive... CAUTION: Use with a 3-wire electrical system only! CD \TELIX\ACCESS\QEDIT\TAGLINE:MESSAGE. CDC Left The Competition In The Dust YEARS Ago ... ! CENSORED BY THE TAGLINE POLICE... Chain tagline! Copy or bad luck will follow! Change is the essential process of all existence. char (*(*x())[])() Check your altimeter! Pull a lever! Push a button! Chicken heads are the chief food of captive alligators. Children have more need of models than of critics. Choosey cats prefer Microsoft mice, 10 to 1 Choosy modemers choose GIF Choosy perverts choose .GIF! Christian Science Programming: "Let God Debug It!" Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Clean mind, clean body: take your pick. Clinton never inhaled... Brown has never exhaled. Cogito, ergo Hormel - I think, therefore I Spam. COLDBEER.CAN found, programmer probably loaded. Cole's law: Thinly sliced cabbage Come On Up To The Lab... And See What's On The Slab... Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows! Coming soon: Netware for Nintendo Coming to a TV soon, "Days of Our Modems" Common sense is the least common of all senses. Compassion -- that's the one thing no machine ever had. COMPUTERESE...ain't automation GREAT! Computers make excellent and efficient servants... Conference Liaison CONFLICT: Answering the mail..vs.. Doing the housework Confused? Call Lt. Cmdr. Troi at 1-900-NCC-1701 Confussion will be my epitaph Connections! BBS - Christian Science Programming at it's Connections! BBS DNet/GNet 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ Connections! Says Darryl Basner eats Shiitaki Mushrooms! Connections! Working for a Bruzzi Free Network! Conquest is easy.Control is not. Conservative (n): Liberal who has been mugged. Conserve a hunter....HARVEST ONE TODAY! Consider that a divorce. Constant change is here to stay. Copy protection: just say no... Courage is fear that has said its prayers. Cranial Input Error: Line Status Register 02 Crazy Monkey Love... Crazy way to travel. Cryonics: many are culled, few are frozen! Cupid's arrow kills Vulcans Daddy why are you swearing? Have you f**ked up again? Daddy? What's this red button do NO CARRIER Dafynition #287: TSR=Trash System Randomly Dam und blazt! Ze Germancodepage iz svitchedin agen ... Dammit Jim - I'm a programmer, not a doctor! Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not Aunt Jemima! DANGER DANGER Computer store ahead...hide wallet. Darryl Basner should shut up, don't you think? Darth Vadar sleeps with a Teddywookie. day++; dollar--; Sigh(); Dead Finks Don't Talk -ENO Dead puppys aren't much fun. Death, when unnecessary, is a tragic thing. Definition of a prostitute: receiver of swollen goods. Delivered by Electronic Sleddogs.....Woof! Design before coding, and all will flow smoothly Desperation is a highly emotional state of mind. Diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Did I say your money OR life? I meant to say AND! Did Qfront Originate In The Q Continuum? Did you really understand that message? Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail. Digitize Ted Turner and turn him into Black & White Diplomacy should be a job left to diplomats. DIRECTIONS: For External Use Only...no inside jobs! Discoveries are made by not following instructions. Disney land: A people trap operated by a mouse. DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ); Do not disturb. Already disturbed. Do not install prior to installation. Do not look in laser with remaining eye. Do random acts of kindness and beauty. Do you know what it's like alone, really alone? Do you know where your back-up is?....... Docs? Why would I want to look at the Docs. Nurses are be Doctor who? It's the Doctor! Documentation = admission of Failure? Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"? Does anybody still remember Venture Capital? Does LIFO-suction work on a FAT table? dOES PC sTAND FOR pERSONALLY cRAZY -- I'M NOT... Does The Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Dogs crawl under gates, software under Windows. Don't ask me--I'm making this up as I go! Don't be overly suspicious where it's not warranted. Don't be sexist. Broads hate that. Don't erase it! I MIGHT need it -- someday! Don't even pretend to be interested in this tagline. Don't go away mad.... Just GO AWAY!! Don't hide your contempt of the contemptible! Don't pick up that phon9 NO CARRIER Don't question authority; it doesn't know either. Don't start vast projects with half vast ideas! Don't steal my Tagline, it's already stolen! Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent. Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself Don't worry: The answer's at the back of the book. Don't you just hate it when they verbify nouns? Donald Westbrook MIA 3-13-68 / You are not forgotten. DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.0 DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something... Double your hard disk space: DELETE WINDOWS! Down to the C in chips. Download City USA 609 691-4319 Vineland, NJ dreaded words: hard disk failure Drop your carrier ..... We have you surrounded! DSZ speed 300 ha ha ha tee hee hee rz -ZZZZZZ Dyslexia: it can warn without striking! Each kiss is as the first. Eagles fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines! Eagles may fly, but weasels aren't sucked into jets! Earthmen fear to bargain honestly. Editing is a rewording activity. Either my watch has stopped or I'm in deep trouble. Elephant: Mouse built to Government specs! Emotions are alien to me.I'm a scientist. Enema - not your Aunt from Kansas. ENGINE: We're not clickin' on all cylinders here! Engineers: often wrong, seldom in doubt Enjoy yourself today.Tomorrow may never come at all. ENOTOBACCO: Read on empty pipe. Eressa: It can't be *that* bad! ERROR # 76 - Check nut on keyboard Error 216: Tagline out of paper Error propagates faster than truth. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue. ERROR: REALITY.SYS Corrupted -- Universe unrecoverable ERROR: Unable to come up with a new tagline Even if OLX/SLMR was perfect....I'd still use it. Ever meet a Sysop who would admit the problem was his? Every living thing wants to survive. Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. Evil does seek to maintain power by suppressing the truth Evolution: Life's a niche, and then you die Excuse me, can you spare a tagline? Existence cannot be without them. Experience, the name given by men to their mistakes. Extreme feminine beauty is always disturbing. f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgmmng. F1[Panic] F2[Passout] F3[Smash keyboard] F4[Cry] Fahrvergnkie: (n) Sex in a Volkswagen Farfignewton...the cookie of the stars. Fascinating is a word I use for the unexpected Spock Fascinating, a totally parochial attitude. Fatal System Error - please insert a quarter to fix it Feed Your Need To Read. Feel lucky???? Update your software! Feeling compressed ARJ you? Feeling SHRUNK down? Imploded? Then "ReARJ /a /d /tARJ *" First study the enemy.Seek weakness. Floating Conference Host Floppy disk - A disk that flops For address, send a SASE to..... Forget GUIs! Give me a C:\> and a keyboard. Forget. Free cheese is found only in a mousetrap. Freedom of movement and choice produced the human spirit Friction is a drag. Friday the 13th XXIV: Jason Takes the Enterprise Friends don't let friends eat meat. Friends don't let friends use Apples. Friends don't let friends use Prodigy Frogs are smart ... they EAT what bugs them. From The Church Of Logic, Sin And Love... Fhrvergngen: German for no leg room GEnie Address G.EHRICH Genius doesn't work on an assembly line basis. Genius, like magic, is inexplicable. Gentlemen: Start your debuggers... George Bush's '92 slogan: "I promise, no new leadership" George Bush: the EDLIN of Presidents. Geraldo: Genetic experiment gone bad? Next on Oprah! Get back to your stations! Get stoned: Drink liquid cement. Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue! Get your grubby hands off my tagline! I stole it first! Getting better - not older! Girlfriend? Ya, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! Girlfriend? Yep, a 25 Mhz 486 with 256k cache! GNet + The Byte Me BBS! (609) 881-5730! GNet EMS Connections! BBS 609/692-4126 Vineland NJ GNET Jerry's Place BBS, Voorhees NJ (609) 424-7851 GNET The Mystic Realms Vineland, NJ 609-691-3105 GNET The No*Name BBS Wilm,DE Where YOUR 2 cents COU GNet: Open foot, Insert mouth, Echo international Go ahead, jump. 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. God created women 'cause sheep can't cook God heals & the doctor takes the fee-Poor Richard God made the first garden, Cain the first city. God owes an apology to Sodom & Gomorrah God? I'm no god. God has mercy. Gold medalist, freestyle conclusion-jumping event. Golden Rule: she who has the gold makes the rules. Gonna change my evil ways... One of these days... Good morning! Is an opinion, not a greeting. Gort: Klaatu Borada Nikto..... and don't forget it Grape nuts? What do they do with the rest of the grape? Gravidity - what keeps you from floating off the planet. Greetings from beautiful downtown Workmans Corners Greetings from Hell....wish you were here. Grow your own dope: Plant a politician! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Guns don't kill people; it's these little hard things! Guts: putting the name "SYSOP" in your twit filter h=6.626196 E-34 joule sec--it's the law. Handle with care: Elderly tagline. Happiness is a twit filter... Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows Happy Fun Ball! (still legal in 16 states) Harbor:place, safe from storms, ships face Customs Hare Forsberg, Hare Forsberg, Proyam proyam, Hare hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Has history ever recorded a time when the maj. was right? Have subspace modem, will telecommunicate. Have you ever wanted to go home and kick the kids??? Have you IN FACT got any cheese here at all? Have you pushed a Ford lately? He ain't heavy; he's a Shareware Author. He didn't really say THAT! Did he???? He has a train of thought. You have a tricycle... He is no dummy. He is my programmer! He isnt dead; He's electroencephalographically challenged He talks of peace if it is the only way to live. He Was A Low Down, Cheap Little Punk! (YEAH PUNK!) He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him He who laughs last is S-L-O-W. He Who Made kittens - Put Snakes In The Grass !! He who throws mud loses ground He's dead, Jim. He's NOT the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Heaven don't want me, & hell's afraid I'll take over. Heisenberg might have been here.... Hello, Phone Company? It's about my bill... Help me! I'm rusting!!! Rusting!!! Help Me! I've Fallen, Spock, And I Can't Beam Up! Help me, my operator is pulling my plu ՟ NO CARRIER Help you out? Certainly! Which way did you come in? Help! I'm parked diagonally in a parallel universe. Help! I've fallen on the floor and I'm rolling! HELP!!!! This computer is taking over my life!!!! Here - have a jelly baby! Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy Here is my fist, please run towards it very fast. Here, here, well spoken Bruce! Hey Pee Wee, Button your fly! Hey! Your Trakball is upside down! Hey, Rev. Baker, how the {CENSORED} are you?!?  Hey, your buffer's open... Hi, I'm Chip. Micro Chip. Eight-o-three-eighty-six! Hi, JOE. I have just 232K left! HICK: A person who goes to a family reunion to meet girls High message: 943432. Message you last read: 59. History tends to exaggerate. Hope -- I always thought that was a human failing, Spock. Horn busted! Watch for finger........ Hot as Vulcan. Hours can be centuries How could Brigham Young be against sex? How could I download a virus It said NO CARRIER How did How did BEN SANSING get into my tagline? How do humans manage to exist in these fragile cases? How do I set my Laser Printer to "STUN"? How do they get teflon to stick to the pans? How do you bare it, this loneliness? How do you know it's summer in Seattle? The rain's warmer How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder! How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? How many wings does a cow have? -Tacky the Penguin How will be live? How you gonna do it? SLiMeR It! Human beings do not survive on bread alone ... Humans are very peculiar. Humans smile with so little provocation. Humbled again by overlooking the obvious I ALWAYS use your stinky cat LITTER! LOOK how I LOVE IT!! I am here. Wish you were fine! I am NOT and animal! NOT! I am not arguing with you; I am telling you. I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me?? I Avoid Cliches Like The Plague! I believe in The Divine Right of SysOps. I bought dehydrated water... but I don't know what to add I bought some batteries today, but they weren't included. I can turn off my modem. I can turn off my modem. I can t I can't diet for medical reasons, it makes me HUNGRY! I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse. I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller? I compute, therefore IBM I couldn't possibly fail to disagree with you less. I Cry Your Pardon, Gunslinger. I did all that with EDLIN. No, really! I don't like money - but it quiets my spirit. I don't think we are in DOS anymore, Toto. I don't trust men who smile too much. I entered this message just to use this tagline. I frequently have my doubts. I go to work to catch up on my sleep.... I hate this tagline. I really do. LOATHE! I Have A Mind Like A Steel ... Uh ... Thingamajig ... I have an attitude and I know how to use it. I have NOT lost my mind, it's backed up on tape someware. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense. I just bought a cured ham. Wonder what it had? I just got a new car for my girlfriend....Great trade.... I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy am I beat! I just tested out my pitbull. Ever heard a mime scream? I know a good tag line when I steal one I know nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooothing. I know the combination to your locked baud rate.. I know this world needs help. I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco. I like a person who operates at a 90 angle to reality. I like to leave messages *before* the beep. I listen to Paul and Al in the morning.... I love it when a tagline comes together I Made A Mental Note, But Forgot Where I Put It ... I may have settled in shipping. I modem down, but they grew back. I only use YALE graphics. I owe, I owe, it's off to work I go... I parked my harddisk - and got a ticket! I played poker w/ tarot cards-got a flush & 5 people died I practic Ancient Art of .45 AUTO I See Your Face Printed On My Money I shan't elaborate. I speak of rights! A machine has none! A man must. I stepped on a Tetanus needle today..... now what? I still miss my exwife, but my aim is getting better... I t#ld yo#, "Never#touch #he flop#y disk s#rface!" I think I'll end it all, Sue sighed. I think my sex drive's got a surge supressor! I think we're supposed to READ the messages... :) heh heh I understand your concerns. Request denied. Data I used to be a sci fi fan. Then I started living it. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not sure. I used to have a life, then I got an HST ! I used to use QEdit! but now it's SLME for me! I want to live forever. . .so far, so good. I want........a shrubbery! I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a bookmark...... I was walking in someone else's sleep last night. I wasn't there; I didn't do it; you can't prove it. I WILL procrastinate, if I can just get started! I wish scripts would do what I think I tell them I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't.... I wonder how humanity managed to survive? I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. (BOREALIS) I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!!!! I'd Rather Be Computing Than COMMUTING! I'll have what the guy on the floor is having. I'm a good organizer: one who is very careful to plan ahe I'm a great lover.......I bet I'm a soldier, not a diplomat.I can only tell the truth. I'm excited about QFRONT! Ask Ed G about it! I'm having an old friend for dinner.-- H. Lecter I'm having this tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle I'm in a phone booth at the corner of Walk and Dont Walk I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it? I'm in total control, but don't tell my wife. I'm multitasking, not multiuser. Tell my boss I'm not as think as you drunk I am! I'm NOT laughing at you....... I'm laughing NEAR you! I'm not nearly as think as you confused I am. I'm not schizophrenic, I'm "multi-faceted" I'm not tense, just terribly A*L*E*R*T I'm Not Very Smart But I Can Lift Really Heavy Things! I'm only telling you this for your own good... I'm pink therefore I'm spam. I'm solidly behind whichever side eventually wins. I'm sorry - my karma just ran over your dogma I'm spending a year dead for tax purposes. I'm sure it's clearly explained in the Zmodem DOC's I'm too simple to have a complex ... So I have a simplex. I'm trying to find myself. Anyone seen me lately? I've got 256K of RAM, so why can't I run Windows 3.0? I've had BETA days ... and nights!!! IBM: Computers for those too tense to relax! IBM: Inertia Breeds Mediocrity if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk(); if a = b and b = c, then we've got a messed up alphabet If at first you don't succeed, call it v1.0! If at first you don't succeed, DEL *.* and forget it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If Ensign Ro Were Assimilated, She'd Be A Bajoran Borg If everyone is on the bandwagon, who's gonna pull? If I buy the steel wool, would you knit me a Porsche? If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. If I had a twit filter, how could I read messages from me IF I hit the red key is the world over? If I knew how to spell, I could use a dictionary. If I only had one more teragigadactylbyte... If I wanted a tagline, I would put it here. If I'm not on the track, I'm thinking about the next race IF IsStolen(Tagline) THEN Insult(Thief); If it works, rip it apart and find out why! If it works, take it apart and find out why! If it's tourist season, where do I get a license? If love is blind, how does love at first sight work? If money talks, Being a SysOp is pretty quiet! If only AT&T knew what I was do2O:b NO CARRIER If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help If only... if only. If OS/2 was hooked up to nuclear missiles, what happens? If the truth offends -- too bad. If there isn't a law, there will be. If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad? If this is tourist season, why can't I shoot any? If this were an actual tagline, it would be funny. If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in! If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy! If Ya Snooze Ya Looze... If you ain't got it then you ain't communicatin'. If you don't think women are explosive, just drop one! If you first don't succeed, stack it and stack it again. If you have nothing to do, don't do it here. If you hurl, and blow chunks; she runs. It was never ment If you think it's stolen, it came from Lynk! If you want to run and play, Come along the BEAM today. If you're not wasted, then the day is. If you're thinking what I am...well then we're psychic! Ignorance = Fear Ignorance=Bliss? Why aren't more people happy?? ILink, ULink, we all Link for ILink! Imagination is more important than knowledge. Immanuel Kant ..... but Kubla Khan Immortality consists largely of boredom. Imprisoned in .QWK file! Send the ZIP army! Improve mail delivery... mail the posties their pay!! Improve man, you gain a thousandfold. In a nuclear explosion , all men are creamated equally. In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal In any case = In any box ??? In every revolution, there's one man with a vision. In our century, we've learned not to fear words. In the distant past Vulcans killed to win their mates. Include this in your CONFIG.SYS File: BUGS=OFF Informed rule or no rule at all Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over. Instant Human: Just Add Coffee... Insufficient facts always invite danger. Insufficient safeguards built in. Insults are effective only where emotion is present. Invest in physics - own a piece of Dirac! Iraqi Bingo: B-52 .. F-16 .. M-1 .. F-18 .. F-117 .. B-2 Irony: God gave the tortoise a drag factor of .03 is OS/2 only half an operating system? Is there an imaginary cure for hypochondria? Is this tagline half slow or half fast? Is truth not truth for all? Isn't this a conversation for the Taglines conference? It does often seem that man must fight to live. It is a thirst ... it is a flower, dying in a desert ... It is more rational to sacrifice one life than six. It is necessary to have purpose. It is our worship word too. It is pitch dark. You will likely fall into a hole & die It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating. It is the nature of our species to be free. It isn't really mine 'til I've modified it It it ain't broke, let me have a shot at it. It may be GUI but you still can't eat it! It runs! It runs! Now if it just did something... It stinks more every time you run over a skunk.. It was a night like this, 40 million years ago. It was like the time I stapled balogna to my face... It would be illogical to kill without reason. It would not be civilized. It's 99% perspiration. The other half's mental. It's always darkest right before you step on the cat! It's been a LOONNNGGGG week. It's just a jump to the left. THEN A STEP TO THE RIGHT! It's Kinda Like A Symbiosis, But More Expensive... It's my decision, and I'm making it. Maybe. It's never easy, rarely fun, and always expensive... It's not really ugly, it's human. It's nothing a warm-boot can't fix It's OK to prick your finger. It's not OK to . . . It's only my opinion, but it's better than yours. It's The Gophers And The Rabbits! They're Conspiring... It's time you learned that freedom is never a gift. It's unsettling to discover that we're wrong. Its 2330... Do you know where your files are? Ivo Andric - Yugoslavia's First Nobel Laureate Jaguar: Yes. I want a hand Job. (Crazy People) Japan says your illiterate. Jealousy has often been a motive for murder. Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!? Jesus saves ... Passes to Moses ... Shoots ... Scores! Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for valuable prizes. Johnson & Johnson Tagline: ۰ Join STET--Society To Eliminate Taglines Joy can be many things. Just because I'm moody doesn't mean you're not irritating Just got a new car for my wife... Great trade... Just ignore him. He has no idea what he's talking abo Kennedy Compound -KEEP OUT- trespassers will be VIOLATED! Keyboard unattached. press F1 to continue. Ki is an attitude, a frame of mind. Killing is stupid; useless! Killing is wrong. Kind of drive? Either a hook or a slice. KIRK: Nobody listens unless you swear every other word. Knock firm but softly. I like soft firm knockers! Know new taxes! says President Bush... Know what I like about Windows? Not a damn thing. Know when to code 'em, know when to modem. Knowledge, sir, should be free to all! Land Trout migrate to earth occaisionally.... Landru! Guide us! LAPD Motto:Treat you like a 'KING' - Rodney King Lawyers or Toxic Waste Dumps...hmmm, tough choice Leave bigotry in your quarters! Let him who is stoned cast the first sin. Let's all raise a toast to the ghost we love the most. Let's hope it's as powerful as man will ever get. Let's organize this thing and take all the fun out of it. Lets ... Lets get acquainted. Picard Liberty and freedom have to be more than just words. Life and death are seldom logical. Life is hard with an extended alphabet... Life is sexually transmitted, and terminal... Life is the storm before the calm... Life is uncertain, so eat dessert first! Life's a bitch, then you die... Life's a CACHE, and then you FLUSH... Light and warmth! That's necessary to all humanoids. Little things affect little minds. Live long and prosper. Living well is the best revenge. Lollapalooza II - August 11th - Jones Beach!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M A TAGLINE! Lookout World! The Modem is Ringing! Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. Lost One Round But The Prize Wasn't ANYTHING Lots of people drink from the wrong bottle sometimes. LOTUS - Let Only The Users Suffer Love is grand... Divorce is twenty grand... Love my 386/33 . . . Thank God my wife isn't that fast! Love sometimes expresses itself in sacrifice. LSD melts your mind, not in your hand. LSD turned me into a business executive! Luxuriantly hand-crafted of only the finest ASCII. MA Driving #1: Think of everyone as a idiot. MA Driving #2: Everything is under construction. MA Driving #3: Wear burn suit and helmet on Mass. Pike. MA Driving #4: Don't attempt to find order in road system MA Driving #5: If you get there, play your numbers. MA Driving #6: Suicide Alley is the better of the roads. Maas Bioware - Can't get it out of your head Macintosh font imitation #127: SaN fRaNcIsCo Macintosh: Computing as designed by Rube Goldberg. Madness takes its toll. Mail your ideas written on the back of a $20 bill to... Make love not war...Get married and do both Make the most of an uncertain future. Make yourself necessary to somebody. -Emerson Mama don't let your kids grow up to use Amiga's! Man is not a pet. Man is one of Nature's mistakes. Man is ultimately superior to any mechanical device. Man stagnates if he has no ambition,... Manuals out, after all possible keystrokes have failed. Many Myths are based on truth. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Mary had a little lamb. The doctor was surprised. May the Great Bird of the galaxy bless you planet. May the Great God of Sysopping smile upon you. :) Maybe we were meant to fight our way through. Maybe we weren't meant for Paradise... Me sexist ? Why some of my best friends are bimbos ! Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves! Member: L.C.W.T. (Louisiana Crawfish Wrestling Team). Memory error on Brain1 - R)boot, S)mack upside the head. Men of peace usually are [brave]. Men will always be men -- no matter where they are. Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Merry Christmas Message Flamers have uncontrolled vowel movements... Mexico's Largest Export- Their Population Military secrets are the most fleeting of all. Mind over matter: I don't mind, you don't matter Minds, like parachutes, work only when open... Modem Addiction Help Line: Data only. MODEM: n, Monumentally Overpriced Data Eating Machine. Monsters come in many forms. Moscow in flames! Missles coming! Film at 11. Most legends have their basis in facts. Most people are afraid of being alone. Mount St. Helens should have used earth control. Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. MS-DOS is a boot sector virus! MS-DOS..MR DOS's sister -- DR DOS..MS DOS's Gynecologist Multitask: screw up several things at once! Multitasking = screwing up several things at once. Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once! Murder is contrary to the laws of man and God. Murphy was an optimist Mutants for nuclear power! }-) My computer NEVER loc My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!! My friends.. to the future.. the undiscovered country.. My girlfriend has blue eyes,golden skin,& long,plaid hair My girlfriend is Schizo. She's good people, but...... My interest is in the future, the present is passed ... My life is like a beer commercial. My message above. Your response here ____________. My modem can beat up your modem My other computer is a 786/250 with a 250 Gb hard drive. My OTHER computer is an Colecovision! My reality check just bounced. My Twit Filter just put me on its Twit List! mY r Mdm |s sTr|g and a |n (an Name:޺۳ݳ Rank:޺۳޳ Serial No:޺ݳݺ Nana-korobi ya-oki (fall down 7 get up 8) Network Management is Like herding Cats. Network management is like trying to herd cats.. Neurotoxin Lite! Tastes great. Less drooling. Neutrinos have bad breadth. Never judge a man by his taglines. Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you... Never park your hard disk in a tow-away zone! Never stand between a dog and a fire hydrant. Never test for an error you don't know how to handle. Never, never, NEVER moon a werewolf! New Book: _How to write a How To book_ New diet fad of the resession 90's... STEAL-A-MEAL! New DOS command: ASSPOS.EXE - Assume the position NEW from Franklin Mint: America's Best Beloved Taglines New Jersey: It's filthier than you think. New members urgently required for Suicide Club. New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1 Nice computers don't go down on you... Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. Nietzche is pietzche, but Sartre is smartre. No - I have not grown roots into this chair! No it isn't... No it isn't... No it isn't... No it ... No matter where you go....I'll HUNT you down!!! No Means No! No more blah, blah, blah! No more sick days? Call in dead! No more twit replies required. I got it! Thanks all! No one can guarantee the actions of another. No one knows how he'll act under pressure. No one wants war. No problem is insoluble. No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. No taxation with out representation (void in NY)! No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wanna work. Wanna bang on keyboard. No wants -- no needs? We weren't meant for that. No, I'm NOT an Extended Character. No, No, nurse! I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!!!! No.. Why, have YOU ever snorted laser toner? No?! Some people collect mail packets? Really!! Nobody helps nobody but himself! Nobody knows the Tribbles I've seen Not a computer nerd; merely a techno-weenie. Not another NAK NAK joke, Please! Not by killing others. Not enough mail??? Here, let me help. Nothing can go wrong now, go wrong, gow rong, grong! Nothing is foolproof because fools are ingenious. Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought. NR] Mouse + mouse = mice.  Spouse + spouse = spice. Nuke 'em til they glow then shoot 'em in the dark! Nuke the Whales - US Fission Wildlife Service Nurse!, You done it backwards, I said prick his boil Objects may be closer than they appear. Oblivion together does not frighten me, beloved. Of course I'll introduce you to Warren! Offense is a human emotion. Oh no Captain, those aren't dilithium crystals, it's ice! Oh no! I'm running out of new tag-lines! Oh, how absolutely typical of your species! OH, NO, nurse, I told you to prick his boil! (sigh) Oh, that sound of male ego. OK, I'm weird! But I'm saving up to be eccentric. Okay! - Okay! - I'll be off the phone in a minute! Geez! Okay, okay....so I got it out of the newspaper..so what? Okthat'sit,whotookmyspacebar? Old Grandad is dead, but his spirit lives on. Old Macdonald had a computer, with EIA I/O On a clear disk you can seek forever. Once := Accident Twice := Coincidence One does not thank logic. One man cannot summon the future. One man with courage makes a majority One modem said to another: "Hey, You've got a nice Baud!" One ring to rule them all... One World, One Race, One Rule! Only a fool fights in a burning house. Only a fool would stand in the way of progress. Only AMIGA makes the possible improbable Only DARRYL BASNER would steal this tagline. Only dead fish swim with the stream. Only the weak will die. Operator!....Trace this call and tell me where I am!! Optical Mice Have no Balls Or by misleading the innocent Spock and McCoy Origin: 37#02.4'N. 76#25.1'W (UTM on request). OS/2 2.0 VirusScan - Windows 3.1 found: Remove it? (Y/y) OS/2 Means CURTAINS For Windows! :-) OS/2 V2.0 What's this? A GUI for Yuppies!? OS/2 VirusScan: WINDOWS detected. Delete? (Y/y) Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play? OUCH!... Got my floppy caught in my PKZipper. Our missions are peaceful -- not for conquest. Our people don't believe in slavery. Our true nationality is mankind Our way is peace. out numbered 20,000 to 2...... and we killed them both. Out of the mouth of babes comes .. *yuck* Out there, thataway! Outpatient - a person who has fainted. ow long will it be before we all "just get in the way?" Oxymore = Authentic Replica ... Oxymoron = Long Island Expressway ... Oxymoron = Social Security PabMail: Just another stupid TURBO BASIC XL Program! Paperweights -- The only way to keep bills down. Parents like stupid things. Parking is such street sorrow. Herb Caen PAS_AL, BASI_, & _OBOL... C fills all the gaps! Pat Buchanan's just trying to be funny. Patience is a virtue that carries a lot of wait Patience my ass, I'm going to kill something. Pcboard 14.5a the best value for the serious SysOp PCBoard 14.5A/E3 the best (until PCBoard 15.0/E3) Peace Through Digital Harmony Peace was the way. Pee Wee Herman Tour '91..... COMING IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU Pegasus : Horny and Hung Like a Horse. Per ardua ad asbestos --- Damn you Jack, I'm fireproof! Perot's gone... Can we start over? Perot/Bush/Quayle: The Billionaire, the Skipper& Gilligan PERSEPHONE (Per-SEH-fun-ee) n: Greek goddess of bills Philosophic kings have no need of titles. Physical laws simply cannot be ignored. Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Picard/Riker'92! Leadership for The Next Generation! Pick two: [1] Fast [2] Right [3] Cheap Please report all lost or stolen taglines to your Sysop PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!! Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS... Politics shouldn't be so political. Pop On My Mirrored Shades ... Better To See Pound forehead on keyboard to continue... Power is danger. Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty. Practice safe fax....use a cover sheet. Practiss makes perfict. Prepare for tomorrow -- get ready. Press "+" to see another tagline. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit Press any key to dis-continue! %^&$^$@# Production is the only answer to inflation. Programmers do it with numbers! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Pry a yellow rib and pound the old soak free. PS/2, OS/2 - twice the price, half as nice! Psychic Convention cancelled due to unforeseen problems Psychology: The art of turning stupidity into illness Psychotherapist is also Psycho The Rapist Public Restroom-The only place a flush beats a full house PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW! Put two pennies in pocket...they'll breed. Qfront - It's Not Just For Mailruns Anymore... QNet 3.00 GNET COM ONE BBS (609) 627 4960 Quick! Operator! Give me the number for 911! Quick, call a Witch Doctor. My witch is sick! Quoth the Raven "Hey, lick me, buddy!" Racism hurts everyone. Radiating from the dark side of Mongol... Raise your IQ - eat gifted children. RAMBO XIV....This time it's optional! Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. Reader not found..., please notify tagline. Real programers use EDLIN to create Windows applications. Reality is relative, but Relativity is real. REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q) Recent studies show that recent studies are meaningless. Recursive, adj.; see Recursive Registered Q F R O N T Addict Renegade Tagline!! We're tired of Being Kidnapped!!! Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm) Respect is a rational process. return((usBirdInHand = 2 * InTheBush())); Rhode Island..The Ocean State Risk -- risk is our business. Ross Perot Had A 2 Hour Summit With Space Aliens Running OS/2, and loving it! Rust never sleeps. SAAVIK: He's (Kirk) so human! SPOCK: Nobody's perfect. Sally Struthers is the ANTI-CHRIST!!! She MUST be killed! Sally swaps C shells in the C core Sam Kinison: 1954-1992. You Will Be Missed. Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him. Santa scrambled is Satan. Coincidence? I think NOT! Sattinger's law: It works better if you plug it in! Save The Whales. Harpoon A Honda! Schizophrenia beats dining alone. Schshschshchsch. Scotty!, Hurry! beam me u䝬 NO CARRIER SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. Seattle Rain Festival - Jan. 1 to Dec. 31 Sects! Sects! Sects! Is that all Monks think about? See the TURTLE of enormous girth, ... seeYUH! Sensor probe of SOL 3 reports no intelligent life. Sex is GREAT! She could have had as fulfilling a life as any woman. Shell to DOS... Come in DOS... Do you copy? Shh! Be vewy qwiewet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors. Sign at Kennedy estate: Visitors will be violated! Silence is evidence of superb language skills .. Silly wabbit, QWKs are for kids. Since GOD spelled backwards is DOG, is my poodle Satan? Six megs, two monitors, and an attitude Skunks have a stripe down the back, polecats none. SLEEP? I'm a programmer! Smart Office Solutions - for Complete Solutions! So Many Messages!.............So Little Time! Software Independent: Won't work with ANY software. Sometimes a feeling is all we humans have to go on. Sometimes I Just Get Brain Farts ... Sometimes pain can drive a man harder than pleasure. Sound effects of a one night stand.. Eh Uh Eh Uh Eh..Uhhh Sounds like a Parody error this time... Sounds like help is finally on the way!!!!! Spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam. Speed kills; slow just infuriates... Spindle & Mutilate. See if I care. Spock & Data: The Logical Choice Spreading a man's molecules all over the universe. Squeeze Me Hard!!!! I Work Better Under Pressure.... Star Trek Lives! Stay back! I have a modem and I know how to use it!!!! STICK \'stik\ n. 1: A boomerang that doesn't work. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. Sub-titled in HEX for programmers Suffocating together ... would create heroic camaraderie. Suicide is the most sincere form of self criticism. Superior ability breeds superior ambition. Sure, It's Sexist! But It's True, Too!  Oh, Call Me... SYSOP stands for: Sent Your Spouse Obsene Pictures SysOp'ing: Not Just An Adventure. It's A JOB! SYSOP: Snooty Yuppie Sitting On Potty Sysoping: Not just an adventure, it's a job.. SYSTEM ERROR: press F13 to continue... System One RPG: Realism & Simplicity at their best! SǶƵô][...ܭs\ () ô bsRո¿S... Tag line thievery..Comin' up next on Geraldo. Tag under demolition. BLASTING AREA - NO CB'S Tagged you...Your it.... Tagline shortage. Please help recycle taglines. Tagline? What's a tagline? Taglines are JCTFxxxx.ZIP Avaliable on The DLS&M. Taglines...one line freedom of speech! TAGLINES: FACT OR FICTION? On Geraldo! Talk is cheap, because supply exceeds demand Teamwork is vital! It gives you someone to blame. Telecommuncations -- A bit far fetched. Tellarites do no argue for reasons; they simply argue. Test tube babies get a womb with a view..... Texans just do it. She it! Thank the family of a soldier today! That unit is a woman. That's not line noise--my modem's speaking in tongues! That's the way it was in 1881. The "chain" of command is often a noose. The 2nd Amendment is alive and well in Massachusettes... The backup's not over 'til the FAT table sings. The backup's not over till the FAT table sings! The Buck Doesn't Even Slow Down Here! The chances are very much against it. The computer you bought today, became obsolete yesterday. The difference between LIKE and LOVE...SPIT or SWALLOW... The dog ate my .REP packet. The Earth changed.Your fathers changed. tHE fIRST sTEP iS tO tAKE oFF tHE cAPS lOCK. The flogging will continue until morale improves... The future is a convienient place for dreams- A. France The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades! The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity. The heart is not a logical organ. The Holy Trinity of Rock: E-A-B, E-A-B-A. The idea of male and female are universal constants. The machine that goes...BING! The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 into an XT The man on top walks a lonely street. The mind is a terrible thing to taste (Ministry) The Morning Zoo: 1983-1991 R.I.P. And GOOD RIDDANCE! The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. The music's kinda nice. My compliments to the clef The Next Skull On The Necklace Is Mine The number you have reached is not in service ! The older the cat, the longer the claws! The older the cat, the longer the claws! The older you get, the less stupid your parents become. The only boardgame I play is PCboard !! The only tool diplomacy has is language. The PARITY CHECK is in the E-MAIL! The persistent single-minded fixation on one idea. The road to to success is always under construction.. The semi-conscious mind is a tricky thing. The sight of death frightens them [Earthers]. The sun comes up too early for my liking! The time is past.There is no room for gods. The trigger has been pulled. The tuna doesn't taste the same without the dolphin. The UART's won't take this speed, Captain The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of Party. The universe is laughing behind your back. The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11. The world is coming to an end. Please log-off. The worst thing about censorship is . The [human] species is capable of much affection. theft-proof tagline. There are always alternatives. There are certain things men must do to remain men. There are no edges. Only the places where things meet. There are so many upgrades, I am bankrupt. There are some things worth dying for. There are unguarded entrances to any human mind. There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulde There is an order of things in this universe. There is sex after death, you get laid in the coffin There must be a demand for useless software. There's a way out of any cage. There's always 1 weirdo on a bus-but I couldn't find him! There's another way to survive.Mutual trust -- and help. There's not enough Sax & Violin's on TV There's only one kind of woman.... Or man, for that matte There's someone in my mind and it's not me. These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts! They turned away, until we were only memories. They wouldn't come here in strange alien forms. This here's a government experiment.... This is a BRAG line, and I'm proud of it! This is a hired computer. Our CRAY-1 is at the analyst's. This is a stick-up! Fax me all your money!! This is a tagline- whatever that is! This is an egg... this is an egg on a 486DX-50 cpu... This is loneliness? What a bitter thing ... it's so sad. This Is My Tagline. Go Get Your Own! This May Tell You More Than You Care to Know (g) This message was typed on recycled phosphorus This MSG written by pouring warm tea on an Ouiji board. This space for Rent. 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You lookin' at me? I don't see anyone else around.... You lose the beat, you lose the rhythm! You sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? You should presently be able to deal from a full deck. You will never get any better if you don't push yourself. You [humans] are, after all, essentially irrational. You! What PLANET is this? You'll learn something about men and women You'll like that a lot. You'll pay to know what you really think! You're dead, Jim. You're from the planet Earth. You're The Reason They Made A Passing Lane To Begin With! You're too beautiful to ignore.Too much woman. Your computer does WHAT????!!! Your couch or mine?? Your maleage may vary. Your car may not run. Your meaningless drivel has been noted. Your species is self-destructive. Youth doesn't excuse everything. Youth is a disease from which we all hopefully recover! ZIPidy do Da, ARCidy Day . . . 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