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Well, we did it.  A total rewrite of a simple little program that I found on
a backup tape that NightHawk gave me.  What this program does:

       þ Output an ANSI and ASCII file configurable by you to include path
         and file name ( Great for BBS Bulletins )

       þ Continous loop running with Y/n at ENTER

       þ (Door Version SOON will run like above)


What is it all about?
      Do you ever wonder where in the hell these sleazy tabloids get those
      hard to swallow headlines???

      JUNKNEWS is the answer!  

      Run it and SEE!!!

A Special thanks to Locutus of Borg for sweating though the TURBO PASCAL and 
re-writing this program.

A fond(le) thanks to Gíí for his unique wit.

And the hours I have spent testing and editing and testing and editing and
testing and editing the DAT files.  If you have any suggestions call us at

     Thorkill's Keep                  The Neutral Zone
     (717)944-5994        OR          (717)540-5501
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