What is your favorite type of movie..?
Science Fiction, "Lay in a course, Ensign..."
An intriguing drama
Hanging by your nails action/adventure
"Honey, let go of my arm", Horror flick
Bust-o-gut comedies
"Where are the Kleenex..?", romance
What is your favorite evening out type food..?
Oriental
Italian
Mexican
American
Buffet style
Seafood
How do you normally dress..?
Formally
Uniformly
Casually
Anything attractive
Basic slob
"Who needs clothing..?"
Do you smoke..?
Yes, for the "iron" content, (chain smoker)
Only when I drink...
Only as a substitute for ice...
No, but the rest of you can if you like...
Only when I'm on fire...
Can you please put yours out..?
Do you do drugs..?
No, or people who do
ONLY when my doctor says I should
Sometimes, but mostly Jolt, NO-DOZ or aspirin
ONLY when my doctor says I shouldn't
All the time, Congress should make it legal
Oh wowwww, I'm getting ansi, man!
Do you drink..?
NO! You're all alcoholics!
Soft drinks, milk & water
Only when I smoke or socially
Occasionally, but I certainly don't need to
Yes, but I am not an alcoholic!
But occifer, I'm not as thunk as you drink!
What is your favorite type of book..?
Romance, "...and he held her passionately..."
Non-fiction, "Read any good tech manuals..?"
Science fiction, "Dave? Will I dream..?
Horror, "Aaagggghhhhhhhhh...!!!!!!"
Classic, "It was the best...worst of times."
Poetry, "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood"
Who is your favorite type of actor/actress..? (which group would your favorite fit in)
Clint Eastwood, John Wayne, Charlton Heston
Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Stalone, Norris
Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, Redford, Hepburn
Demi Moore, Michelle Pfieffer, Kim Bassinger
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover, Bruce Willis
Pat Stewart, Leonard Nimoy, Whoopi Goldberg
How do you like your steak..?
Mooo! - "Hold still, Elsie..!"
Rare - blood drips when you squeeze it
Medium rare - a little pink inside
Medium - no pink, still soft throughout
Well done - finely charred beef
Yuck! Eat muscle and fat..?!
Do you like cats..?
Yes - cats are people too
Yes - they're O.K.
I don't know
No - not really
Yes - they taste just fine
NO! I hate cats!
What "type" of car do you drive..?
Compact - your feet go in the glove box
Midsize - you can double date confortably
Fullsize - can touch back bumper on curves
Wagon - four dogs, eight kids and Grandma
Van, minivan - neighbors kids and dogs
Truck - Only vehicle with a bed built in
Who would you answer messages from..?
Adults only
Just friends, no strangers
Only morons who can't spell corectly
The opposite sex
Return mail? Forget it!
Anyone who takes the time to write one
What age range do you fall in..?
Under 15
15 - 17
18 - 20
21 - 30
31 - 40
Over 40
What best describes your physique..?
Slim
A little overweight
Svelt
Athletic
Drop dead gorgeous
I'm charged double for airline tickets
You're home alone. There is a blizzard out. You have plenty of heat indoors. No one is coming over. WAY out back is wood for a fireplace. Do you build a fire for the sake of having it..?
Are you kidding..?! NOT!
I'll wait for the spring thaw...
Depending on the mood I'm in, I might.
Yes, if the wood isn't too far away.
Yes, regardless of how difficult.
I've actually done it before.