Lettuce to the Editor

From: noel paul stookey
      celestat bbs
      blue hill falls, maine

dave...

excuse my tardy thank you in response to your generous disk of 
humor...i put the may batch (or was it april?) on the hearye! forum
and as far as i could tell folks were gobbling it up (my personal
favorites are the taglines of the month)!

i hope you'll think of our board when it comes time to put together a
june 'episode'....

continued success in your venture (or dare i say it, "rah, rah,
rah"!) 

for the Love of it all,

noel paul
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Noel,

It pleases me no end to send collections of RAH issues to all comics
who have been personal favorites of mine and who have a prayer of
appreciating BBS and computer humor.  Alas, that list had only one
name on it, yours.  

Given the eclectic nature of your board and its user community, RAH
seemed like a good fit.  I'm glad it's working out that way, and will
be proud to upload RAH to your board in June, and every month
thereafter (after the summer hiatus, at any rate).

The taglines seem to be the favorite part for most RAH readers.  I
can't tell you the ego boost that news always gives those of us who
slave over a hot keyboard (many of which have a neat new feature
called a SHIFT key) writing original humor for RAH.  Hey, some of my
articles take a whole *five minutes* to write!  <grin> 

Seriously, though, I'm always happy to hear that RAH entertains a
reader.  That is, after all, the reason this e-mag exists.

<star-struck fan mode ON>

Thanks so much for your letter, I will treasure it always.
DB
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 Area:    Fidonet Matr
 Date:    05-13-94 17:36 (Private) 
 From:    RONALD SARAUER           
 To:      LETTUCE                  
 Subject: COOL                     

You are soo cool!!! I mean it you are soooooo cool!!!! I mean the
coolest!!! you are pure Funk-O-Tron!!! You are so cool you are on the
coolness level of freedom rock!!!!! You are soo fresh you could be
the g-mac-funk-daddy of all time!!!!!!!!!
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 * Origin: Exec-PC BBS > World's Largest BBS < (1:154/280)
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Ronald,

Don't be shy, just say what's on your mind.

Gosh, nobody ever said things like that about *me* before.  Are you
quite sure your brain is getting enough oxygen?

Oh, now I remember.  I forgot something.

<star-struck fan mode OFF>
DB
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